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00:00IN THE NEXT EPISODE
00:12Dear viewers, I wish you a good evening.
00:18Good evening from my side. I wish you all warm greetings in these cold winter days.
00:24Long live peace.
00:25Can I go?
00:27No, you can't.
00:28February 2nd, 2014.
00:32On this occasion, we wish you all the best in your life and work,
00:38and on the occasion of International Day of Protection of Močvara.
00:42We agreed in the editorial office that we wish you all a happy and pleasant day of Močvara.
00:47Everything that can be called a happy occasion of the day of Močvara in Croatia.
00:51It's not the day of Močvara, but the day of protection of Močvara.
00:53What?
00:54The day of protection of Močvara.
00:56Well, you can say that Croatia is one big Močvara.
01:00A bigger fish eats a smaller one, a bigger crocodile eats a smaller alligator, and so on.
01:05So, you could say that Croatia is a Močvara, and this word is often used.
01:11However, natural Močvara is a source of food.
01:16In the future, Močvara will probably be of vital importance to Croatia.
01:22In Močvara, you can find eggs, you can find chicks, you can find...
01:26As they say, Močvara, a good Močvara keeps its head.
01:29Yes, they say that Močvara is a mother.
01:31Yes, yes, that's right.
01:33So, take care of our Močvara, like Kutovo Blato, Kopački Rit, Velika Močvara...
01:40Velika Močvara, Sisko...
01:42Depression, near Karina, near Karina.
01:45There is such a Močvara.
01:46Big depression, yes.
01:47Močvara, yes.
01:48Močvara, yes.
01:49So, take care of our Močvara.
01:51Do not pour antifreeze and wash cars in Močvara,
01:54because they can serve as a source of food in these difficult times.
01:59And we have come to the part of the diary, which is arranged by our colleague Živojen Mirić.
02:07Yes, but I think it is not necessary to separate it as some kind of...
02:10I love you a little, I love you a little, I love you a little.
02:15It happened today.
02:18And what happened?
02:20Today is, let's start with a little joke,
02:24a holiday in the United States.
02:26So, a holiday...
02:28And in Canada, too.
02:30And in Canada.
02:31Holiday is some kind of...
02:32Yes, yes, something like that.
02:34Yes, something like that.
02:35Yes, something like that.
02:36Yes, something like that.
02:37So, they, since they are Americans, American, empty-handed,
02:41they think that the stag knows when spring will come and what time it is.
02:45It surprises me.
02:46And that way, if you turn left, then it will be another long winter.
02:50Okay.
02:51And if you turn right, it will be another short winter.
02:53That stag.
02:54If it just looks straight, then nothing will happen.
02:57Yes.
02:58And if it is bent?
02:59If it is bent, then they have to find another stag.
03:02Well, it surprises me, because if you take the animal out of the hole...
03:06So, that still brings you roots from those so-called Native Americans.
03:12Yes, yes.
03:13You know, those domestic...
03:14American.
03:15Because the Indians also took the cattle out of the hole.
03:18No, no.
03:19They are exactly that...
03:20Stag.
03:21Yes, stag.
03:22They took it out, they say.
03:23They say.
03:24That's what CNN says.
03:25They say, Apache, the other Apache, he says, let's take the stag out to see...
03:29Let's see what time it is.
03:30Let's see, we have to put the chains.
03:31What time is it?
03:32On Pomija.
03:33On Pomija chains.
03:34In 1653, New Amsterdam was founded.
03:39Alias.
03:40Which is later.
03:41New York.
03:42It became New York, right?
03:43That's quite a breakthrough.
03:45Well, a little bigger in Zagreb, but higher.
03:47Higher, yes.
03:48A little bigger in Zagreb, but much higher in Višlje.
03:51Much higher, yes.
03:52How many buildings are there in Zagreb?
03:54Well, there are about four now.
03:55I think I counted.
03:56Zagreb Čanka.
03:57Zagreb Čanka is bad, yes.
03:58It really looks like...
03:59Zagreb Towers, new.
04:00Zagreb Towers has five floors, you can think.
04:03In 1878, Josip Runjanin, not Josif, but Josip Runjanin.
04:09Although he is a Christian.
04:11Josip Runjanin, although he is a Christian, in the Orthodox church.
04:14Yes, yes.
04:15So, the man is an Orthodox.
04:17He composed the Croatian anthem.
04:19And he passed away today.
04:21To eternal memory.
04:22He wrote music.
04:23He wrote music, as we would say in the local language.
04:26Music for the Croatian anthem.
04:27Music for the Croatian anthem, yes.
04:28How did the Serbs write that?
04:30Well, yes.
04:31You see.
04:32Serbian people, you know.
04:33Everything is easier with the song.
04:36With harmonica and trumpets.
04:38Ljepa naša.
04:39You could play that.
04:40You could, because the music goes differently.
04:43Ljepa naša domovino.
04:46But the text was written by Anton Mihanović.
04:49Yes, yes.
04:50So, the Croatian text on that field was a cooperation at the level, as I would say.
04:55You see, there is something about it.
04:57We are a little smarter than we are.
04:59We should not have thrown you out of the constitution as a constitutional people.
05:02I'm serious.
05:03Here we are.
05:04Because from the memory of the century, from our prundits, you see.
05:07One writes the text, the other the music.
05:10Well, you will see.
05:11In the end, it will turn out that we are actually the same.
05:13Do you understand?
05:14You mean the same people?
05:15Well, yes, the same.
05:16There are some small ones.
05:17How is it possible that the same people, everything is the same.
05:20Maybe a few words of difference and so on.
05:23I mean, as two peoples.
05:25You know, I mean.
05:26Slovaks are definitely confused.
05:28Slovaks are confused.
05:29I don't know, some Hungarians.
05:31Hungarians.
05:32Huni, Tatars.
05:33They are confused.
05:37Here we got a bunch of mail in connection with our quiz, the fifth step.
05:43But no one, aha, I'll show you.
05:46Give it to me.
05:47Here it is.
05:48But it does not fit.
05:51Unfortunately, on that day, in 60 seconds, the Ustasha disappeared.
05:58Picture of the land.
05:59Here we have.
06:00It is written to us from Osijek.
06:03A certain Davor from Osijek.
06:07Oh, I don't know how to read this.
06:09How does it say?
06:11We said.
06:12Oh, yes.
06:13You see, the address is in Latin.
06:17But it is written in Cyrillic.
06:20We said that.
06:21Everything is written in Cyrillic here.
06:23Really?
06:24Yes.
06:25You see how it comes to us.
06:26Yes.
06:28You read it, I don't know how to read.
06:30Come on, say it.
06:31What do you say?
06:32The exact number of killed Ustashas is 25 pieces.
06:36No.
06:37First of all, this is not the correct answer, but okay.
06:39A very good show for you.
06:41One thing that bothers me is that minorities are always at the peak, especially with Gosan Kucin, who does not give a word.
06:49Speak, colleague Zivojno.
06:51Come on, run.
06:53What can I say?
06:54I won't let you speak.
06:56Yes, I am also a little surprised.
06:58You are always in between my words.
07:01What kind of nonsense is that?
07:03Don't, don't.
07:04I won't let anyone judge me without reason.
07:08You are always competing.
07:10Most of the other letters and answers, none of them hit the exact number.
07:18So, you are somewhere around the exact number, but none of them is in pieces, as they say.
07:25In Ustasha.
07:26Yes.
07:27So, let me explain to you, to make it easier for you to hit the number.
07:31It's a little hard.
07:32Look at the awards.
07:33Yes, yes, I mean, the awards are still the same as before.
07:38So, two mobile phones, two pieces.
07:41Your stick.
07:42They are still here in numbers.
07:44Here, for Prandidov and his grandson.
07:46This is Prandidov.
07:48One half white, one black.
07:50See, see how beautiful it is.
07:52See, see, see.
07:53Well, get ready.
07:54Here.
07:55This is incredible.
07:57But they are somewhere.
07:59But they are somewhere.
08:00Here, I will explain to you how to do it.
08:03You have to, as we have already emphasized in the last award game,
08:08record on some media and then slowly, you know, on the word.
08:12Because it's fast.
08:13On the word.
08:14The so-called word.
08:15You see that the Partisans are numbering.
08:17Yes, yes, yes.
08:18You know how fast it is.
08:19Yes.
08:20But here, let's say, to help a little.
08:22Faster than what is happening.
08:23More than 25, less than 30.
08:25That's how I'll help you.
08:26That's right.
08:27And then, and then I hope you will be satisfied.
08:30Give me one more chance to get a chance.
08:32Let's look at just one more part.
08:34Where are they, unfortunately.
08:36That's how my dad is in the same uniform.
08:38What do you want?
08:51Do you have a pin?
08:52Yes, I'll find it.
09:00But this is Partisan Mike.
10:00Well, I think this will help you.
10:02That's me.
10:03So, between 25 and 30, less than 30, more than 25.
10:08So then, on that basis, you can formulate your answer.
10:14That would be it.
10:15And I look at Močvar today and my some parallels,
10:20which may not have been in line with Croatia and Močvar,
10:24but I care about the people, for the state.
10:27First for the state.
10:28What name, colleague, what name?
10:30Well, yes, I can think.
10:31First for the state, and then for the people.
10:33And for the minorities inside.
10:34The same.
10:35I care about them.
10:36Partly because the Food for All Foundation from Brigham Young in Great Britain
10:46started donating last Tuesday, it seems to me, food to the Croats.
10:51Under the film, we feed the Croats.
10:54Food to Croatia.
10:57That's right.
11:19So, those English sent the first amount of food,
11:22they cross the border, leave the food and go.
11:25Simply, what is happening is really no longer normal.
11:30What did we sleep on today?
11:32The English are feeding us.
11:34I have nothing against it.
11:36I mean, I'm not of the intended size, so now ...
11:39Well, okay, but when they feed you with food,
11:41they feed you with food in a jeep.
11:43And more food distribution.
11:45By salt.
11:46By salt.
11:47By salt.
11:48By salt.
11:49And you know what that is?
11:50That's what they do to prepare you for the rain.
11:51No, that's not it.
11:52You know.
11:53I don't know about that.
11:54The government eats what they want.
11:55I don't know about that.
11:56But in general, as far as I can see,
11:58this is an ideal preparation for the rain.
12:00So, a handful of salt on the rain.
12:02You know, you leave it in the wind to dry.
12:05I know, but it's a shame for us.
12:07It's a little uncomfortable, but I'm telling you, I'm not that ...
12:09To feed the Croats.
12:10As if we were German soldiers.
12:12It's terrible.
12:14Oh, well.
12:15That's why the 15-minute government scene was kept,
12:19in which a lot of media dust was raised,
12:21a lot of wood and stone was hit,
12:23a lot of shit was thrown at the government.
12:25Why, he says, did the scene last 15 minutes?
12:28Because they go to work when they agree.
12:30So don't immediately, whatever the government does,
12:33immediately, why this, why that.
12:35That's incredible.
12:37Besides, if Schopenhauer could have a minute waltz,
12:42why would the government ...
12:44Why would he have a 15-minute government scene?
12:46And then around Shegona and so on.
12:48So, in fact, look at the government scene,
12:51and then wood and stone.
12:53Lock it up.
12:54Lock it up yourself.
12:55That's what I'm teaching you.
12:57Listen, we only have, I think,
12:59about 10 minutes for this session.
13:02Therefore, be brief,
13:04don't overdo it in the presentation,
13:07and let's see who will go first.
13:09First we need to see what can be done,
13:13and I wrote a lab that will last.
13:16Okay, I told you to be brief,
13:19but let's see who's next.
13:23I wrote in my lab
13:27only some statements
13:30not only about last year,
13:32but about the next 10 years.
13:34Okay.
13:35I elaborated everything.
13:37Okay, okay.
13:38I told you to be brief.
13:40Next.
13:42Mr. Prime Minister,
13:44I did everything exactly as you said.
13:48I forgot some things,
13:50and now it's up to you.
13:52Okay, okay.
13:53That's enough.
13:54Next.
13:55On behalf of the SDP,
13:56I can say that I'm sorry
13:58that we spent 48 million kuna
14:00on the budget for a referendum
14:02that was completely unnecessary.
14:04Okay, okay, okay.
14:06Don't be offended,
14:08but I said that we have only 10 minutes
14:11for this meeting,
14:13and that's first.
14:14Second,
14:15Šegon is waiting for me
14:17to leave in the morning,
14:19at 4 a.m. on my desk.
14:21Leaving is his job.
14:29Look how he's looking at me, man.
14:34He's mad at me.
14:36He's mad at me because of Šegon.
14:54I'm going to pee.
14:55I'm going to pee.
14:57Okay, okay.
14:59I can't pee anymore,
15:01so I'm going home.
15:02Bye.
15:04Don't be mad at me anymore.
15:06Don't be mad at me anymore.
15:08Don't be mad at me.
15:10Here.
15:11So,
15:12a man who has a spirit,
15:14like Milanović,
15:15a man who thinks fast,
15:18thinks fast,
15:20speaks fast,
15:22speaks fast,
15:24and acts fast.
15:25He's all involved in the government,
15:27running around.
15:28I think he should change
15:30the entire team around him,
15:32with some exceptions.
15:33Yes.
15:34He's a minister of tourism,
15:36he's good.
15:37He's from Istria,
15:38he's good.
15:39And he has a good restaurant.
15:41He has a restaurant,
15:42and he's from Istria.
15:43Yes.
15:44He knows everything about tourism.
15:46He's good.
15:47Who else is good?
15:48Good is
15:49this darkness.
15:50I like this minister.
15:51Darkness.
15:52I like this darkness.
15:53Taritoš.
15:54Yes, darkness, Taritoš.
15:55I like darkness.
16:02Good evening from me.
16:04Welcome to another
16:06of emission
16:07Peronov's Chronicle,
16:09Peronov's Diary.
16:11Another emission
16:12in the line
16:13of many emissions.
16:15My name is
16:16industrial engineer
16:18Živoj Mirić.
16:19And I am
16:21Želimir Kučina,
16:22also industrial engineer.
16:25And I must say,
16:28pardon if I interrupt you,
16:31today is
16:34day of
16:35slum protect.
16:37I wish you a merry
16:39protect slums day.
16:42Because of many obligations
16:44to do our show
16:45on English for foreigners,
16:47we decided to do
16:49emission for foreigners
16:50on English.
16:51And
16:52for
16:53our
16:54smart
16:55watchers,
16:56we have
16:57some joke about
16:59Dalaj
17:00Lama's
17:02situation
17:03with his host.
17:05Živoj.
17:06Dear watchers,
17:07let's throw the eyeball
17:09on our first spot.
17:12Two pensioners
17:13sitting on the bench
17:15in park.
17:16In park?
17:18What they do?
17:20And the first asked
17:22to other one.
17:24Second one?
17:26Did you
17:28did you bring bread
17:29for pigeons?
17:31And second said...
17:32What is that?
17:33What?
17:34Wait a minute, wait a minute.
17:35What is that?
17:37Second said...
17:41No, said,
17:42we gonna eat them
17:43without bread.
17:48Maybe only have fast food
17:51without...
17:52No, no, God.
17:57And we have also
17:58one ugly situation
18:00in Croatia
18:01with one rich man.
18:05He is hunter
18:07and he hunt...
18:11Many animals.
18:12Many animals.
18:13Like...
18:14Like...
18:15Polar bear,
18:16giraffe,
18:17crocodile,
18:19antelope.
18:21Hippos.
18:22Hippos.
18:23And elephants.
18:24And elephants.
18:26He shoot almost anything
18:28what moves in the woods.
18:30And he is under fire
18:32our...
18:33Public.
18:34Public.
18:35Yes.
18:36Yes.
18:37Because he...
18:38What he doing?
18:39He...
18:40They capture it.
18:41Yes.
18:42Animals and
18:43put them on the wall,
18:44you know.
18:45One sword
18:46he is covered.
18:48Yes.
18:49Because of that
18:50he get a rifle.
18:51Yes, yes.
18:52He took a rifle and...
18:53With optics.
18:55Kilometer distance.
18:56Yes.
18:57He shoot on
18:58poor animals.
18:59That's easy.
19:00I...
19:01I personally
19:02I kill
19:03lions and
19:04all the animals
19:05which I kill
19:06with spear,
19:07you know.
19:08With spear?
19:09Yes.
19:10Short spear?
19:11Yes, short spear.
19:12You are a brave man.
19:13Yes.
19:14And also I look
19:15with onion
19:16and arrow,
19:17you know.
19:18And
19:19I almost
19:20every
19:21animal
19:22which I kill
19:23I kill
19:24especially
19:25for eating.
19:26Yes, yes.
19:27That's the reason.
19:28For the meat.
19:29The only reason.
19:30And finally
19:31we have one opinion
19:32about
19:34those hunters
19:35like Nadan.
19:38Opinion
19:39goes
19:40from
19:41head of
19:42one most popular
19:44scientist
19:45in Croatia.
19:46In Croatia.
19:47Dusko Bilanjic.
19:51Nadan hunting
19:52with a rifle
19:53it's too easy to do.
19:54I was a great hunter.
19:55When I was in Africa
19:57I saw giant
19:58giant
19:59giant hippo
20:00and he said to me
20:01I'm gonna
20:02kick your ass.
20:04And I said to him
20:06I'm gonna kill you
20:07with my naked hand,
20:08brate.
20:09With my naked hand
20:10I'm gonna kill you.
20:11Do you understand me
20:12you crazy fuck?
20:13And when he saw
20:14my angry face
20:15he is like pussy.
20:16He run in
20:17in Mara river
20:18and quiet.
20:19Peace and quiet.
20:20I never saw him
20:21ever more.
20:24That's the truth.
20:25Yeah, that's the truth.
20:26That's the kind of
20:27of hunter
20:28which
20:29I'm myself.
20:30Yes.
20:31With naked hand.
20:32Yes.
20:33With naked hand
20:34and
20:35and with
20:36no firearm.
20:37You know.
20:38Yes.
20:39And now some commercials.
20:51The world is turning.
20:53It's developing.
20:55It's changing.
20:57EPOS LC100 cash machine.
21:00High-end machine.
21:02Manufactures MMG automatic machines.
21:04Runs on Ramoville.
21:06EPOS LC100
21:22EPOS LC100
21:25And now
21:26news
21:27which
21:28Sombors company
21:29Bane Sekulic
21:30has prepared
21:31for our hosts.
21:32Express vacuum cleaner.
21:33Special vacuum cleaner
21:34which works
21:35without using
21:36electric energy.
21:37New vacuum cleaner
21:38is constructed
21:39so that
21:40it allows fast
21:41and easy
21:42handling
21:43in the household.
21:44By folding the handles
21:45vacuum cleaner
21:46is preparing for work.
21:51By hand movement
21:52on the floor
21:53or carpet
21:54on the vacuum cleaner
21:55it starts to rotate
21:56the rotating brush
21:57which from unclean surface
21:58collects dust
21:59and other waste.
22:00Protective rubber
22:01on the lower part
22:02of the vacuum cleaner
22:03protects the parts
22:04of the furniture
22:05and the wall
22:06so that they don't get damaged
22:07when cleaning the room.
22:09Made from
22:10high-end materials
22:11this practical
22:12express vacuum cleaner
22:13is already on sale.
22:15Its little-sold price
22:16will be 4800...
22:22to 5000 dinars
22:23which is several times
22:24less than the price
22:25of standard vacuum cleaners
22:26for dust.
22:52People's...
22:53Adage.
22:54Adage, yes.
22:55Adage.
22:56Adage.
22:57People's adage.
22:58I...
22:59I'm gonna...
23:00ask you for...
23:01Ok, ok.
23:02I will...
23:03I will explain
23:04for those who don't know
23:05what that...
23:06this is mean.
23:07And now
23:08we gonna see
23:09whose mother
23:10black cotton
23:11manufacture
23:12ring.
23:14That means
23:15that
23:16in the old times
23:17you know
23:18old...
23:19old grandmothers
23:20old grandmothers
23:21and...
23:22old woman
23:23you know
23:24they have no...
23:25they have no job.
23:26Yes.
23:27And
23:28what...
23:29what to do
23:30you...
23:31you...
23:32take
23:33them
23:34some kind
23:35few tons
23:36of cotton
23:37and...
23:39and they...
23:40But why
23:41whose mother?
23:42Whose mother?
23:43Yes.
23:44Because
23:45there were some families
23:46without mothers
23:47you know.
23:48Aha.
23:49That was
23:50some kind of
23:51you know...
23:52Are you sure?
23:53Yes, I'm sure.
23:54I'm sure.
23:55You sure?
23:56I'm sure.
23:57Ok.
23:58I got another one.
23:59Ok.
24:00Wolf
24:01fed
24:02sheep's
24:03whole.
24:04Yes, that means
24:05practically...
24:06How could it be?
24:07Practically
24:08that's impossible
24:09you know.
24:10Yes, I know.
24:11Because...
24:12because wolf
24:13eat sheep's.
24:14Yes.
24:15But
24:16in some
24:17situations
24:19sometimes
24:20eat some
24:21small animals
24:22like rabbits
24:23deers
24:24you know.
24:25Wild pigs.
24:26Wild pigs
24:27and etcetera
24:28in the woods.
24:29In that case
24:30in that case
24:31when
24:32he saw
24:33sheep
24:34maybe
24:35maybe
24:36that's
24:37that's
24:38sheep
24:39you mean sheep
24:40on the
24:41on the water
24:42or what?
24:43No, sheep's
24:44sheep's
24:45animals
24:46animals
24:47animals
24:48animals
24:49animals
24:50animals
24:51animals
24:52animals
24:53animals
24:54animals
24:55animals
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