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00:00THE END
00:07We have to sing Kabuki.
00:09I didn't understand.
00:11What?
00:12I didn't understand what you were saying.
00:14No, he's singing some old Japanese songs.
00:16You know, he's singing like this.
00:19But why are you not singing anything on the stage?
00:22But I'm telling a story.
00:24Dear viewers, good evening from Želibra Kučina, and I hope also from...
00:31Good evening from Živojna Mirica.
00:34Zvanoj.
00:36Žile.
00:37Really?
00:38Žile.
00:39Žile, from Milošte.
00:41And in Istria?
00:42Vito.
00:43Vito Paci.
00:44Vito Paci.
00:45So, dear Istrians, you who are watching, right?
00:48You can call me Živojna Mirica, you can call me Vito Paci.
00:55Živojna Mirica.
00:56I'm proud of you.
00:57I'm not.
00:58You are.
00:59Desiderio...
01:00Yes, Desiderio.
01:01Yes, Desiderio, but...
01:03Kučina.
01:04Kučina.
01:05Chicken in Kučina.
01:06Yes.
01:07Chicken in Kučina.
01:08I'll find it on Google.
01:10I'll Google it.
01:11What will you Google?
01:12You wouldn't believe it, I think you wouldn't believe it.
01:15That's what they say, right?
01:17February 2nd, 2014.
01:21Or, to put it nicely, February 2nd.
01:24I think it's nicer.
01:25Why would that be nicer?
01:26It's nicer, brother.
01:27The whole world understands.
01:28What?
01:29The whole world understands.
01:30What do you mean, the whole world?
01:31Well, these international names, I remember.
01:33Not these domestic ones.
01:35Oh, come on.
01:36Vječanj, Veljača, Prevrtljača, you know.
01:40Come on, give it to me.
01:41I mean, it's nicer to me.
01:42I don't know.
01:43I would give it to the referendum, that question.
01:45You think so?
01:46All right, come on.
01:47February 2nd.
01:48Is that right?
01:49That's right.
01:50In 2014.
01:51In order, there is an article that is arranged and written.
01:57But it's written by hand.
01:58So you can't…
01:59All right, come on.
02:00I won't talk to the end.
02:01I'm serious.
02:02All right, but wait until I finish.
02:05When I finish, then you.
02:08All right.
02:09It happened last week.
02:11That's what the heading is called.
02:14Temporarily.
02:15It happened last week.
02:17We haven't agreed yet.
02:19There are a lot of suggestions on Facebook.
02:22I would say it happened last week.
02:26What?
02:27Last week.
02:28All right, come on.
02:29Or it happened this week.
02:32All right, all right.
02:34Well, in 1921, the Istrian miners came to Poblina.
02:39Of course, where else would they go but to Labina.
02:43Poblina, Labina.
02:45Labina, Labina.
02:47Labina, Labina.
02:55Labina, Labina, Labina.
03:05Against fascist manifestations,
03:06I mean, Italians,
03:08although Italians can't look that bad at all.
03:11They are always nice.
03:13They are also well-dressed.
03:15No, they have always been nice to me.
03:17Yes, they are.
03:19Someone invented fascism.
03:21It wasn't like that at all.
03:23They are very nice.
03:25So, today we celebrate the day of Rudar.
03:27So, my dear Rudars,
03:29all that can be called happiness...
03:31But, colleague,
03:33I think there are no Rudars in Croatia at all.
03:35I think so.
03:37I don't know if there are Rudars in Croatia at all.
03:39No, no.
03:41Well, there are some Rudars in Pemza.
03:43Maybe in Pemza, but...
03:45So, I wish you all the best.
03:47And their greetings of happiness.
03:49All Rudars,
03:51and those who feel that way,
03:53there are people who feel like Rudars,
03:55but they are not,
03:57I wish you all the best on this day,
03:59the day of Rudar.
04:01First of all, what happened?
04:03The day of independence of Bosnia and Herzegovina in 1992.
04:05The day of independence of Bosnia and Herzegovina.
04:07They all have the same.
04:09Similar, but not the same.
04:11But, you know,
04:13you come to Bosnia to talk to someone
04:15who is the president here,
04:17and there are 15 of them.
04:19You don't know who is who.
04:21But, it doesn't matter.
04:23On 28th of February,
04:25I mean, it doesn't matter.
04:27On 28th of February,
04:29in 1896,
04:31Ante Stračević moved to Hiret.
04:33The so-called father,
04:35the father of the family,
04:37I mean, if he saw his son,
04:39I don't think the father would see
04:41what kind of a child he has.
04:43I don't think he would...
04:45You see, maybe those women are a bit
04:47off, but, for example,
04:49there is no mother of the family.
04:51There is a mother's courage.
04:53There is a father of the family,
04:55and a mother's tongue.
04:57Ante Stračević,
04:59a man of mixed marriage.
05:01Are you mixed?
05:03The father is a man, and the mother is a woman.
05:05I don't think so.
05:07You know.
05:09Ante Stračević, the father of the family.
05:11Oh, my father,
05:13the father of the family,
05:15let's see what happened.
05:17What you did.
05:19On 26th of February,
05:21the day of the Croatian doctors.
05:23And there are a lot of them.
05:25There are a lot of them.
05:27Only two months.
05:29411 doctors,
05:31and a lot of brains.
05:33We are on the vote.
05:35We are on the vote,
05:37as a healthy country,
05:39a country of healthy people,
05:41and so on.
05:43There are more doctors in politics
05:45than there are in hospitals.
05:47The doctors ran away to politics.
05:49Who will operate on me today,
05:51tomorrow, if I have a blind spot?
05:53An ophthalmologist.
05:55I have a man in the village,
05:57he is also like this,
05:59he told me about acupuncture.
06:01He is not a doctor,
06:03but he can operate on you.
06:05A young man can operate on you.
06:07Seriously?
06:09Seriously.
06:11So, the day of the Croatian doctors
06:13was on 26th of February,
06:15and with all the doctors
06:17who stayed in Croatia,
06:19every...
06:21Good.
06:23So, how does a smart Croatian doctor
06:25call a stupid doctor?
06:27He is from Canada.
06:2925th of February,
06:311842,
06:33he was born in the town of Ruda.
06:35It is not in Ruda,
06:37but it is beautiful.
06:39Karl May.
06:41Do you see that it is May?
06:43It is not Karl Svibanj.
06:45It is not Karl Svibanj.
06:47It is not Karl Svibanj.
06:49It is not Karl Svibanj.
06:51It is not Karl Svibanj.
06:53It is not Karl Svibanj.
06:55It is not Karl Svibanj.
06:57It is not Karl Svibanj.
06:59It is not Karl Svibanj.
07:01It is not Karl Svibanj.
07:03You said you only read Dostoevsky,
07:05I read Karl May, I know everything.
07:07Who was the brother of Old Chetrekhand?
07:09Old Firehand.
07:11Firehand?
07:13Who is Old Firehand?
07:15I will google it for you.
07:17Just google it.
07:1924th of February,
07:21our great Jure Kastelan
07:23passed away.
07:25His most beautiful song is
07:27I would love you to love me,
07:29so I will now...
07:31How do you say it?
07:33It is said when...
07:35Artist says it.
07:37In Croatian it is said...
07:39Listen, I would love you to love me.
07:41I would love you to love me,
07:43to be a flower in your hair.
07:45If you are night,
07:47I will be dawn
07:49and a spark of light in dew.
07:51I would love you to love me
07:53and that every day
07:55there will be songs.
07:57If you are spring,
07:59I will be in the living rock
08:01of Bistra Česma.
08:03Is it good?
08:05Excellent.
08:07Fantastic.
08:09We have seen the journey
08:11of Kuka and Motika
08:13around our ministry of foreign affairs.
08:15How do you say it in Croatian?
08:17Business.
08:19She gets paid for it.
08:21It is a great job.
08:23You are a strong conclusion.
08:25Why are you embarrassing me?
08:27Why? I can say it better.
08:31Mrs. Vesna Pustić
08:33came to Belgrade
08:35and there
08:37she found photos of Croatia.
08:39You know, it is good.
08:41Photos of Croatia.
08:43They took photos of Croatia from the plane.
08:45That is the latest service
08:47that will be able to localize.
08:49It suits me.
08:51You are a citizen.
08:53I was born in 1959.
08:55I was born in 1958.
08:57I was hit by the foundations.
08:59They do not see how hard it is.
09:01Not only the foundations, but also the ceiling.
09:03I think the house was already finished.
09:05I hope for a good, positive outcome.
09:07Here we see
09:09the ministry of foreign affairs
09:11with Vučić.
09:13What is Vučić in Serbia?
09:15I think he is a prime minister.
09:17Do you think so?
09:19He is the prime minister of the Republic of Serbia.
09:21Aleksandar Sačić is the prime minister.
09:23This is the president of Croatia.
09:25Now you are going to kill me.
09:27Vučić is a great
09:29of Serbian politics.
09:31We will watch
09:33a movie
09:35that will show him
09:37in a different light.
09:39We do not want to throw
09:41a tree on fire.
09:43A man evolves
09:45from a lower primate to a man.
09:47Serbs have never
09:49held Karlovac.
09:51We were only a few kilometers
09:53from Karlovac and Virovitica.
09:55Even today,
09:57there are no more than 20% of Serbs in Ogulin.
09:59These are not Serbian places.
10:01Seirs are happy
10:03that the Ustashas
10:05occupied Serbian land.
10:07Serbian radicals want to convince us
10:09that this is not Serbian.
10:11We did not know
10:13what is ours.
10:15We do not want anything
10:17that is not Serbian.
10:19We want only what is ours.
10:21Serbian.
10:23This is what Karlovac, Ogulin, Virovitica
10:25and all those Serbian countries
10:27want.
10:31I do not know, colleague.
10:33This looks like
10:35a photo montage.
10:37It does not look like Vučić at all.
10:39When was it filmed?
10:41Where and when was it filmed?
10:43I do not know.
10:45It looks like a photo montage.
10:47We will leave it to people to conclude.
10:49I think
10:51that this is not a photo montage.
10:53I do not recognize
10:55this man.
10:57I do not recognize what he says.
10:59This is evolution.
11:01This is good.
11:03From the Chetniks to the modern
11:05civil society and liberals
11:07and I do not know
11:09European views of the world.
11:11It is not all so black.
11:13My dear Croats,
11:15do not be offended.
11:17Look at this beautiful composition.
11:19Look at the evidence
11:21that many politicians
11:23from Serbia
11:25originate from Croatia.
11:27Look at what Dačić is singing.
11:37I want to sing
11:39for you.
11:41Let's go.
12:07Croats
12:09Croats
12:11Croats
12:13Croats
12:15Croats
12:17Croats
12:19Croats
12:21Croats
12:23Croats
12:25Croats
12:27Croats
12:29Croats
12:31Croats
12:33Croats
12:35Croats
12:37Croats
12:39Croats
12:41Croats
12:43Croats
12:45Croats
12:47Croats
12:49Croats
12:51Croats
12:53Croats
12:55Croats
12:57Croats
12:59Croats
13:01Croats
13:03Croats
13:05Croats
13:07Beautiful.
13:09What did you want to say
13:11that he is
13:13originally from Podravina?
13:15He is from Kloštar Podar.
13:17Dačić is from Kloštar Podar.
13:19I do not know
13:21when they went there.
13:23Okay, when they went.
13:25Okay, when they went.
13:33There are moments
13:35in our lives
13:37when it is hard for us.
13:39When we do not see the light
13:41at the end of the tunnel.
13:43Today our community,
13:45government and citizens
13:47are more important than ever.
13:49Dear citizens,
13:51in banks and monasteries
13:53you have over 180 billion kuna
13:55of non-invested money.
13:57Let's help those
13:59whose better tomorrow
14:01is the duty of every day.
14:03Let's help those
14:05who need help the most.
14:07By calling 060 021 021 0
14:09donate a part
14:11of the 7 billion euros
14:13invested in Croatia.
14:21And in front of the government
14:23our reporter
14:25is live.
14:27Something strange is happening in the government.
14:29Our reporter
14:31Jadranko Ratkušić is live.
14:33And in front of the government
14:35there is a conversation
14:37between Minister Linić and Prime Minister Milanović.
14:41Mr. Levorić, Deputy Minister.
14:43Thank you, Mr. President.
14:45According to your recommendations
14:47the law defines the allocation
14:49of a part of the inspection work
14:51for the field of electricity
14:53or for the application of the law
14:55on the market of thermal energy.
14:58Hey, guys, take your seats.
15:11I'm Zezan, and this is how I look.
15:13He?
15:15Slavko.
15:23Let's fixate him.
15:27He?
15:29Slavko.
15:31Let's fixate him.
15:33He?
15:35Slavko.
15:37Let's fixate him.
15:39He?
15:41He?
15:43Slavko.
15:45Let's fixate him.
15:47He?
15:49Slavko.
15:51That's all for now
15:53in front of the government.
15:55We'll talk more later.
15:57Trzavica has been in touch
15:59with Slavko and Milanović
16:01for a long time.
16:03Slavko and Zoki.
16:05Sorry, Milanović.
16:07Zoki.
16:09You're still thinking about Babić.
16:11OK.
16:13The leader of the party
16:15that is in power
16:17actually,
16:19Silvano Hrelja,
16:21had a statement
16:23He stated
16:25how a worker can work
16:27without killing
16:2910-15 beers.
16:31And that water kills.
16:35I can only say
16:37thanks to Silvano
16:39for his statement.
16:41Look at his reaction
16:43as a young worker in Labina
16:45how he behaved.
16:47Look at this.
16:53Zoki.
16:55Zoki.
16:57Zoki.
16:59Zoki.
17:01Zoki.
17:03Zoki.
17:05Zoki.
17:07Zoki.
17:09Zoki.
17:11Zoki.
17:13Zoki.
17:15Zoki.
17:17Zoki.
17:19Zoki.
17:21Zoki.
17:23Zoki.
17:25Zoki.
17:27Zoki.
17:29Zoki.
17:31Zoki.
17:33Zoki.
17:35Zoki.
17:37Zoki.
17:39Zoki.
17:41Zoki.
17:43Zoki.
17:45Zoki.
17:47Zoki.
17:49Zoki.
17:51Zoki.
17:53Zoki.
17:55Zoki.
17:57Zoki.
17:59Zoki.
18:01Zoki.
18:03Zoki.
18:05Zoki.
18:07Zoki.
18:09Zoki.
18:11Zoki.
18:13Zoki.
18:15Zoki.
18:17How to save a unit
18:19So.
18:21I don't know.
18:24Water.
18:26What do you mean water?
18:28What Water?
18:30If you get defosed from the body with water you die.
18:33He says to me to die from the water.
18:35I could not do this.
18:40For example my great grandfather when he knew how to go abroad didn't allow I to get defosed
18:44If you accidentally brought water, you were not allowed to bring it back home, because it's...
18:48Water is healthy. I drank water and I didn't die.
18:51Well, okay. You didn't die, but...
18:54Let's see if the situation has changed for the better.
19:14This is not okay. There is no help.
19:24There is no help, not even a little.
19:35There are moments in our lives when it's hard for us,
19:40when we don't see the light at the end of the tunnel.
19:43Today, the community, the government and the citizens are more important than ever.
19:47Dear citizens, in banks and monasteries, you have over 180 billion kunas of uninvested money.
19:55Let's help those who have a better tomorrow than any other obligation.
20:01Let's help those who need help the most.
20:05By calling 060 021 021 0, donate a part of the 7 billion euros invested in Croatia.
20:18If the situation in the government hasn't changed for the better, let's watch a clip from Davai Lama.
20:26Do you know how a computer repairs a car?
20:30Who?
20:32It repairs itself.
20:34When the car won't start, it goes out and comes back in.
20:44What?
20:46What?
20:48I don't know.
20:54It resets the car, goes out and comes back in.
21:01He forgot the keys in the car.
21:05Oh my God.
21:11What?
21:12Give me some water.
21:13What? Where did you get that water from?
21:16I told you not to drink water.
21:21Here, this was a joke.
21:23It's good, isn't it, computer?
21:25It's good, of course it's good.
21:27What's not good about it?
21:29I'm in the water.
21:30Come on, play some ads.
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22:20I'm in the water.
22:21Who forces you to drink water?
22:23I would now like to go to the government with our adrenaline to see if anything has changed.
22:54Here, nothing has changed, but they will calm down at midnight.
22:59It will be all right.
23:00I drank water.
23:03You don't like water, but I told you to take Silvana away from the water.
23:07You are tired.
23:08You know, you are tired of water.
23:10You know, there is Bacillus, there is everything inside.
23:12What?
23:13Bacillus, everything.
23:14Where?
23:15In the water.
23:16Do they have rakija?
23:17No, where have you seen Bacillus, rakija?
23:20I will give you, I have everything.
23:22I have Čokančić, so you will drink rakija and you will feel better.
23:25Come on, shut up.
23:26It's like Warburg is working next to me.
23:28And that's the most irritating.
23:33Look, if it's not good for you...
23:36Well, dear viewers, this was all for tonight.
23:40See you next Sunday.
23:43Goodbye, goodbye, good night.
23:45I have rakija.
23:46I have rakija.
23:47I have rakija.
23:48I'm not a fag.
23:49Let's go to rakija.