Wizards vs Aliens - S3 E9 - Twilight Falls
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00:00Edward Blackhawk! Face me!
00:19Great Master, will you be sure that announcing yourself the enemy will be the most sensible
00:24of strategies?
00:25Vandal rule will be far from assured of it.
00:29By the bearded black ogre moon, still your hobgoblin tongue.
00:34Vandal rule will be all of a hush, Great Master.
00:39Dragons' claws and vipers' jaws.
00:42Vandal rule will be up to his magnificent ears on it this time.
00:59I'm Caractacus, of the magical line of Crow.
01:06So, the warrior wizard has come.
01:11I've heard of you and your goblin.
01:15Vandal rule will be a hobgoblin.
01:17Hob, hob, hob!
01:18Silence!
01:21Little pixies out of bed party!
01:23Enough!
01:26Listen to the battle.
01:29The Wraith Lord army is being crushed.
01:31This is the last night of the Neverside Wars.
01:36Your grim magic cannot win, Blackhawk.
01:41I am no longer Blackhawk.
01:44No longer just a wizard, no longer a man.
01:46I am...
01:50Warlord.
01:52You've become one.
01:54A Wraith Lord.
01:55I am the High Lord of the Wraith.
01:58All the Neverside armies now bow before me,
02:02as will every Unenchanted of the Dayside
02:05and every pathetic wizard.
02:08Starting with you, Caractacus Crow.
02:14Never.
02:16Shas-ra-da!
02:24You think the war is over?
02:26It is.
02:28I shall bring chaos and darkness,
02:31and with them, I shall rule Neverside and day,
02:35and my name shall lance fear
02:38throughout all eternity.
02:41Grash-na-da!
02:50Bow down, wizard,
02:52as all shall do before me.
02:56I...
02:58Warlord.
03:10A ragdoll moon.
03:12Will your head be as stuffed with fog and shadows
03:17to be dreaming of such old memories?
03:26Tangleweed tea.
03:28That'll be the thing for the easing of nightmares.
03:36Moon, my old friend.
03:38Caractacus!
03:40Great Master!
03:42From beyond the Veil.
03:45What business will you be having with Ragdoll Moon?
03:48The Key of Bones has fallen into the hands of our enemies.
03:51They will use it to raise Warlock and the Wraith Lords,
03:56and bring down the line of twilight.
03:57No, Great Master, it will not be!
03:59You must stop them,
04:01or the whole world will be consumed in chaos.
04:04Nothing else is of importance.
04:06Whatever the cost, you must stop them, Moon.
04:10Even if it means the end
04:12of the Magical Line of Chrome.
04:26No!
04:39Oh, nonsense, Moon!
04:42You said you were dreaming.
04:44That's all this was.
04:46The pale shadow of Caractacus Crow.
04:47He will have been here!
04:49The Key of Bones will be falling into the hands of our enemies.
04:52Calm down. It's not possible.
04:54They will be raising Warlock, Highlord of the Wraith!
04:58But Lyzira smashed the Key of Bones. We all saw it.
05:00Yeah, and Grandad took what was left into the Neverside.
05:03There's no way they can get it there.
05:05There's nothing to worry about, I promise.
05:09The Neverside Wars were a terrible time.
05:13I'm not surprised you still have nightmares.
05:20And that's all this was.
05:25If the Mistress will be saying so, then surely it will be true.
05:31We are right, aren't we?
05:33I mean, there's no way the Necros could have got into the Neverside
05:35and got their hands on the Key of Bones again, is there?
05:39They're aliens.
05:42The Neverside is magical.
05:43All they know is technology. Now, come on!
05:46I've got to get to school.
05:49You're keen today.
05:50Yeah, well, I've got a match tonight.
05:52Let's go!
06:23There. Eat up your Jathro birds.
06:27I made them all especially for you.
06:30Much as I detest the traitorous Jathro Technician 15
06:34to be transformed into bugs and fed to them,
06:37that is no fate for a Necros.
06:39It is simply the transformation of matter into energy,
06:43meat into nutrition.
06:46It is nature.
06:47This is not nature.
06:50You are a sorceress.
06:53It is blasphemy to the Necros.
06:57My virtue, Svarg.
07:02I know that this has all come as something of a surprise, but...
07:06Magic is not the way of the Necros.
07:10Magic is a strength to be embraced,
07:13not just an energy to be consumed.
07:16You will see.
07:20Nagrasak vedrasak ashtayaka.
07:29Sorceress Lazira,
07:32welcome back to your palace of shadows.
07:36Shadows!
07:37Hold your tongue, bird,
07:39or I will have you plucked and stuffed
07:42and turned from matter into energy.
07:47Your discomfort is to be expected, Svarg.
07:51The Necros are a technological people,
07:54but the Key of Bones
07:56shall soon unlock not only the Neverside,
07:58but a resource of magic that spreads the entire cosmos.
08:02We have fed on the magic of planets
08:05across the entire universe.
08:08They have all gone,
08:10but each had its own Neverside,
08:13and they survive.
08:15All of them connected.
08:17The Neverpass.
08:19Another universe of magic.
08:22And beyond the reach of all.
08:28Until now.
08:34My Lord Warlock,
08:36the time approaches.
08:38I shall be whole again,
08:41as shall the world of Neversilent Day.
08:44You shall have the dayside to do with as you please,
08:47ride roughshod over it with an army of black unicorns,
08:51or toast it to a crisp with dragons.
08:54I do not care.
08:57But the Neverside,
08:59and every way that it leads, shall be mine.
09:02Once the line of twilight falls,
09:04I shall take my vengeance on the wizards
09:06and the world of the unenchanted.
09:10The Neverside is yours.
09:13The hour approaches, Warlock.
09:15The heavens align.
09:17We must take the Key of Bows
09:19to the doorway of long shadows.
09:23I shall be waiting.
09:43I shall be waiting.
10:06Is there being no end to the woes of Randall Moon this day?
10:14As the eye will be espying,
10:17so the mirror glass be lying.
10:20And no one in the world shall see where Randall Moon does go.
10:44Hm.
10:45Bogey's buttons.
10:47You'll not be so bad looking for a human.
10:54Farewell, sweet chamber.
11:05Come on, King's Park!
11:06Come on, King's Park!
11:07Come on, King's Park!
11:08Come on, King's Park!
11:09Come on!
11:10Come on, Tom!
11:12One match until the cup.
11:14Yeah, if we win.
11:15Of course we'll win.
11:16Have you seen them?
11:18Is that a girl?
11:20What?
11:21That's cheating.
11:22Hey.
11:23Hey.
11:25Is this allowed?
11:26It's not allowed.
11:27I've been a girl, yeah.
11:30Is that a problem, Hardy?
11:32Not usually.
11:34What did you call me?
11:35Is everything okay, then?
11:36They've got an unfair advantage.
11:38Because I'm a girl?
11:39Legendary.
11:40Look, all I'm saying is the team aren't going to want to tackle you
11:42in case they hurt you.
11:43What makes you think they're even going to catch me?
11:47Can we get started?
11:50Never saw that coming.
11:52She was amazing.
11:54Katie, thanks to her, we lost.
11:57Yeah, even the famous Clarkie Magic couldn't touch her.
12:00It was like watching Superman with Kryptonite
12:02or Batman taking on Catwoman.
12:04Oi!
12:05Doesn't Batman fancy Catwoman?
12:08Thanks for the kick around.
12:10Let's do it again.
12:12Haven't seen my best moves yet.
12:16I'll give her some moves.
12:18Forget it, Katie. She's gone.
12:20We'll never see her again.
12:24Hello?
12:26I'm back.
12:29Don't ask about the match.
12:32Oh.
12:35Just in case anyone's interested.
12:39Hello?
12:49Come quick.
12:50Trouble.
12:52Hear me, chamber of mysteries!
12:54Sanctuary of the Magical Line of Probe!
12:57I am Ursula!
12:59Blood of the wizard Caractacus
13:01who forged this place with his spell of fiends!
13:04Hear me!
13:06Me shall shut her door!
13:18I think you did it.
13:20I've bought some time.
13:22What's going on?
13:24Where's Moon?
13:25He's gone.
13:26Gone?
13:27But Moon's the guardian of the chamber.
13:29Without him, it's starting to collapse.
13:32My magic will only hold it for a short while.
13:35We should get out of here.
13:37At least we'll be safe in the house.
13:39No, Michael.
13:40I have to stay and hold the chamber together for as long as I can.
13:43If it's destroyed, then all our magic is lost with it.
13:46The Line of Crow will be over.
13:50But Moon would never leave without a good reason.
13:53How did he think it out?
13:54After 500 years, nobody knows the chamber better than Moon.
13:58And some of these tunnels stretch out to...
14:03Who knows where?
14:05He's gone to stop the Necross using the Key of Bones
14:09to bring back Warlock,
14:11the most terrible and powerful of all the Wraith Lords.
14:20Could he be right?
14:22Could the Necross have really got hold of the Key of Bones?
14:24Look, I've not always seen eye to eye with that hobgoblin,
14:27but I know he would never endanger this family.
14:30If Moon's gone, it's because he's convinced he has to.
14:38It says he's gone to the Doorway of Long Shadows.
14:40It's the heart of the Line of Twilight,
14:43the place at which Caractacus and the other wizards of the Silver Dawn cast it.
14:47And Black Hawk Abbey,
14:49the place of the last battle of the Neverside Wars.
14:52That's not far.
14:54That's why the Line of Crow has lived here since the days of Caractacus.
14:58To be ready to defend it.
15:01Poor Moon.
15:03I should have listened to him.
15:05I'll find Moon.
15:07And if the Necross have got the Key of Bones, I'll get that to him.
15:12I can't live the dream.
15:15I have to do what I can.
15:18Stay with her, Dad.
15:20No, I'm coming with you.
15:22But I don't have magic.
15:23I'm not good in here. What can I do?
15:25If Gran can't hold this place together anymore,
15:27you have to get her out before it's too late.
15:31Good luck, son.
15:42Oh!
15:53Randall Moon will be thanking you for the ride in your...
15:57horseless carriage.
15:59And will be apologising most sorrowfully for his...
16:04travel queasiness.
16:12Keep out.
16:16We'll be thinking the Unworld Ones will be taking little or less notice of that.
16:22As will Randall Moon.
16:41Okay.
17:03Greetings.
17:05Greetings.
17:11The stars align as Warlock predicted.
17:16It is fascinating that such a primitive creature has an accurate grasp of astronomical movement.
17:21Primitive or not, I do not think you can trust this Warlock.
17:30Husband, it is he who cannot trust me.
17:35When we step through this doorway of long shadows,
17:37we will take him and extract his magic.
17:40He and all his Wraith Lords.
17:43Then, plunder the Neverside and all that lies beyond.
17:47You make it sound so simple.
17:50It is.
17:52Are you scared, Father?
17:54Never.
17:55I am Necros.
17:58I fear nothing against which I can strategise.
18:05Where are you going?
18:06To prepare a strategy.
18:15Hey, you!
18:16Just where are you going?
18:17You're the one who wasn't looking where the...
18:20Hang on, it's you.
18:22Spectacular.
18:24Hey, dude.
18:25I haven't got time for this.
18:27Where are you going?
18:28You haven't said sorry yet.
18:29Sorry?
18:30Like you mean it.
18:32Look, you ran into me.
18:33Oh, so it's different rules off the pitch,
18:35because back there it was all,
18:38oh, I can't hurt a girlie.
18:39Look, I've got to be somewhere, and it's important.
18:41What, does your hair do as a shout?
18:48Don't worry, your voice will come back.
18:50And I'm sorry I had to do that, but I have to go.
18:54Fuck.
18:55How'd you find me?
18:56You used magic,
18:58and your wizard shield has weakened
19:01with the disruption of the line of twilight.
19:05Your friend is experiencing difficulty with communication.
19:12Your voice will come back.
19:13It's okay.
19:14Yes, I know, it's impossible.
19:16I'm sorry.
19:17I'm sorry.
19:18I'm sorry.
19:19I'm sorry.
19:20I'm sorry.
19:21I'm sorry.
19:22Yes, I know it's an alien.
19:23Just let me deal with it, all right?
19:25You...
19:26You clicked your fingers and I couldn't talk.
19:28What kind of creep makes your voice with a click of his fingers?
19:31I'm sorry.
19:32I was in a rush, and you wouldn't shut up.
19:34Please.
19:35The expansion of the universe will not go on forever,
19:38and we have urgent business.
19:40I am Park, king regent of the planet Necron in the Corvo galaxy.
19:44We have come to Earth because we feed on the energy you call magic,
19:48and Tom Clark is a wizard.
19:50A wizard?
19:51Well, I suppose something's got to explain that hair.
19:55Fog, send her back, will you?
19:57Please.
19:58Now.
19:59There is no time.
20:00We must talk.
20:01The Lady Lyzira has a plan to bring down your line of twilight.
20:05So you do have the key of Bios.
20:08How?
20:09We cloned it.
20:10My wife.
20:11You're married?
20:12That is...
20:13so wrong.
20:14Your new friend is irritating.
20:17I preferred Benjamin Sherwood.
20:19She's not my friend.
20:20I'm Jazz.
20:22What?
20:23It's my name.
20:24Seeing as we're probably going to get our brains sucked out,
20:26I just figured introductions, you know,
20:29seem like the thing to do.
20:33I could obliterate her.
20:34No!
20:39No.
20:41Just tell me, why are you giving away your plan?
20:44My wife's plan.
20:45Lyzira has entered into an alliance with the Wraith Lord Warlock.
20:49Fog, that's a really bad idea.
20:51As I feared.
20:52I believe I may be in need of your help,
20:55Tom Clark.
20:57Why?
20:59You're the King Regent.
21:00Can't you just order her to stop?
21:02My wife is unlike other Necros.
21:04You mean she doesn't look like a pineapple married to a squid and had babies?
21:10She is.
21:11She is.
21:12She is very disappointed in her husband.
21:16Guards!
21:18Seize him!
21:19No!
21:20No!
21:22Jazz, quick!
21:23Stop them!
21:31This is wrong.
21:33We should be back on the street corner.
21:37Unless they've reprogrammed the transporter already.
21:40This is Black Hawk.
21:42What's so funny?
21:44I have the weirdest dreams, but...
21:47This isn't a dream, Jazz.
21:49At any second now, the Necros are going to be following us.
21:52Now, come on.
21:55Hardy, this is real?
21:57Like, for real?
22:00And you're really a wizard?
22:01Yes.
22:02And my name is Tom.
22:09The wizard and his friend will be near.
22:11Guards, find them and destroy them.
22:14Fast.
22:16Fast!
22:18Do not think I have forgotten your doubting of me, but...
22:21We have an appointment with Universal Destiny.
22:24But why us?
22:25Not yet, I'll be thinking.
22:27Who?
22:28Is that you?
22:29Quick sticks, young master.
22:31There will be a time for questions, but this will not be it.
22:34Mission success!
22:41Ursula?
22:43You all right?
22:45The chamber.
22:47It's like a fire.
22:49The more you feed it, the more it wants.
22:52It's draining me.
22:53You've got all these magic books.
22:55All this knowledge, centuries of it.
22:57There must be something in one of them to stop it.
22:59All this knowledge, centuries of it.
23:01There must be something in one of them to stop what's happening.
23:04Nothing can stop the dissolution of the chamber, my God.
23:07Caractacus forged it with the last of his magic to give Moon a safe haven
23:12for when Caractacus passed beyond the veil.
23:15A safe haven? Why?
23:16It must have been something to do with the war.
23:18Moon would never say.
23:22If Tom doesn't get him back, there's nothing anyone can do.
23:26I only have one spell left,
23:29and that's just not enough.
23:31The black monks will have been here since the end of the Neverside Wars.
23:34They're wizards.
23:35No, they will be enchantress.
23:38And what are they when they're at home?
23:41And who will you be when you'll be at home?
23:45Jazz.
23:47Who are they, the enchantress?
23:49Soldiers who will have been fighting alongside the warrior wizards
23:52during the last days of the war.
23:54Enchanted by the great master Caractacus.
23:57They're 500 years old.
23:59He made them immortal.
24:01To be standing and protecting the doorway of long shadows.
24:05They're going up against aliens.
24:07And ray guns with bows and arrows.
24:11500 years ago they probably thought the worst they'll get would be a bunch of goblins.
24:15There are goblins too.
24:17Oh, come on.
24:24Come on.
24:42500 years and it will be like yesterday.
24:45Apart from the work of Spider and Moth.
24:49Oh.
24:51Randall Boone's knees will be all of a knock-knock.
24:54So where is it?
24:57The doorway of long shadows.
25:19Let none pass this threshold from never side all day.
25:23Lest twilight shall fall or ever night return.
25:28Personally, night's always been my favorite time of day.
25:34This time it can't last.
25:38Then cut it.
25:39No.
25:49Lysera, what did you do?
25:52It was magic.
25:56I'm afraid my wife has hidden talents.
25:59Hidden even from me.
26:01Among my people of the Ringed Moon there has always been a whispered tradition of sorcery.
26:08But now, Tom Clark, it's time to see some real magic.
26:19Oh, wow.
26:22Who is that?
26:23Warlock. High Lord of the Wraith.
26:26Say the words, sorceress.
26:29Bring me the key of Bones and set me free.
26:33No, don't.
26:34Well.
26:36God.
26:37Did.
26:38One.
26:39Die.
26:40Lysera, no.
26:41You don't know what you're doing.
26:44Stop her.
26:45I cannot.
26:46Her magic.
26:47It intoxicates me.
26:49So, so beautiful.
26:52So powerful.
26:54Submission.
26:56Shastag.
26:58Found.
27:01No.
27:02She won't be opening the doorway.
27:18I am free.
27:20And now twilight will fall across the earth and the heavens.
27:24One hand shall command them all.
27:27I, Warlock.
27:47Submission.
27:49Shastag.
27:51Found.
27:53No.
27:55She won't be opening the doorway.
27:57I, Warlock.
27:59Submission.
28:01Shastag.
28:03Found.