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Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 7th August 2024
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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariyan.
00:21Viewers, you are watching Hoshiyariyan and we are happy when we smile at your lips.
00:27But when you smile at someone's lips, you also produce a poison which is called gheebat.
00:34And that poison goes through the ears to other people's rags.
00:38And first of all, that poison bites you.
00:41After that, it goes to the person's ears and dissolves the poison there.
00:45To avoid this gheebat, and I often believe that a person is talking without the intention of gheebat.
00:54And maybe he is trying to say the right thing.
00:57But that gheebat happens.
00:59To avoid gheebat, there are 3-4 questions that you should ask yourself whenever you open your mouth.
01:06The thing that I am going to say, is it important to say it?
01:10The thing that I am going to say about anyone, will it have a general good?
01:20And the third thing is that the thing that I am going to say,
01:23if this is being said about me somewhere else, will it be okay?
01:28Should I tolerate it?
01:29Then say it or don't say it.
01:31Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:35Today, we will take you to the musicians and let's listen to some songs from them.
01:40Let's listen to some music.
01:41Diya Radhar Se, Dekhan Go, Diya Radhar Se, Dekhan Go, Diya Radhar Se,
02:01Ek Rut Beeti, Ek Rut Aayi.
02:10Wow!
02:14What happened?
02:15Who is he?
02:16Ustad Kundal Khan.
02:17Ustad Kundal Khan is our elder Ustad.
02:19Whatever the master has given us, he has given it to us.
02:23Oh!
02:24He is our father, our grandfather.
02:26He has taught us everything.
02:28The big thing is that Ustad has heard something from his students and is crying.
02:32This is your success.
02:34Absolutely.
02:35When they sing, my heart cries.
02:37Why?
02:38They sing better than me.
02:42Ustad Ji, who can sing your song?
02:44This is your strength.
02:47Strength and strength.
02:49Okay, the thing is that this is the job of an elder Ustad.
02:52Yes.
02:53That he acknowledges the good work of his students.
02:56Absolutely.
02:57Otherwise, in our society, especially in the arts,
03:00Ustad never praises his students because if he praises them,
03:06they will become great.
03:08This is not the case.
03:09A person is greater than his temperament and his style.
03:11Okay, okay.
03:12So, Mashallah, Ustad Kundal Khan, what all have you taught them?
03:16They say that Ustad gives what he has.
03:20But look at him.
03:23I tried once or twice, but Ustad Ji didn't give me any work.
03:27Okay, I was about to say that they have a lot of money.
03:30But I just realized that where are your things?
03:33Excuse me, brother.
03:34It would have been better if you hadn't said that.
03:37No, let it be.
03:38Okay.
03:39I didn't say that.
03:40Okay.
03:41Tell me.
03:42I didn't say that.
03:43What happened?
03:44Where are all the things?
03:45Sir, the situation has suddenly changed.
03:48Oh.
03:49What happened?
03:50I don't understand.
03:51They are selling things.
03:53I can't do this.
03:55Look, listen to me.
03:56You are an artist.
03:57You are good singers.
03:58A good singer, a good artist, as long as his voice is with him,
04:01he can never die of hunger.
04:03Actually, whatever money I have earned,
04:07I have earned a lot of money.
04:08Yes, yes.
04:09I kept it in the bank.
04:11Okay, okay.
04:12The account is gone.
04:13It's a joint account of both of us.
04:15Okay.
04:16After that, there is this tax issue, FBR.
04:20Yes, of course.
04:21We don't know what to do.
04:23Oh.
04:26Oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:30Oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:33Okay.
04:44Oh.
04:53Oh.
05:06Oh.
05:09Oh.
05:12Oh.
05:15Oh.
05:24Oh.
05:29Oh.
05:36Oh.
05:49Oh.
05:54Oh.
05:57Oh.
06:08Oh.
06:10Oh.
06:23It's okay. Tell me, do I have to learn singing or massage?
06:28But look, if you want to learn anything from the teacher,
06:31you'll have to serve him.
06:33That's possible. We don't do that.
06:34Hey!
06:37Why are you crying?
06:39I remembered my service.
06:40Oh, no.
06:41The teacher cries so much,
06:42that Malayalees take him away to cry for Rs. 100 per hour.
06:46Some teachers are also unfair.
06:47But I think this is also a part of the process.
06:51This discipline teaches you.
06:53You didn't get the knowledge that you're getting.
06:56You worked hard for it.
06:57You're absolutely right.
06:59And at the age I'm in,
07:01now I realize what you're saying.
07:04Wherever they scolded us or punished us,
07:07at that time, we thought they were wrong.
07:10But today, we realize that the same scolding,
07:12the same punishment, the same anger is of use to us.
07:15Okay, look, you'll have to serve him.
07:17Along with that, you'll have to give him clothes, money,
07:20food and other things.
07:22Yes, I'll give him. I'm telling you, I'll give him.
07:24We'll give him.
07:28It doesn't matter, sister-in-law.
07:30We're grown-ups.
07:31It does matter.
07:32We're orphans.
07:35Okay, eat.
07:35Yes, sir.
07:36Now make tea for us, sir.
07:37It'll be good for us.
07:38She's giving me a hard time.
07:40I don't want to go to her.
07:41You're so stubborn.
07:42What will you learn from work?
07:43Sometimes, she says it's a hard time for the husband.
07:44Sometimes, it's a hard time for the wife.
07:45Sometimes, it's a hard time for the wife.
07:46Sometimes, it's a hard time for the wife.
07:48What does the wife do?
07:49Does she give you a hard time or give you a hard time?
07:50She's a wife, she's a great woman.
07:52Go and hold her from a plastic bag.
07:54What are you saying, Subhan Allah?
07:55Son, put your feet forward a little.
07:58Come on, put your feet forward a little.
07:59I've come to my own home
08:02Yes.
08:03With Majeed
08:07Yes.
08:08I've come to my own home
08:12Yes.
08:13I've come to my own home
08:20Yes.
08:21I've come to my own home
08:26Yes.
08:27Wow.
08:28Oh, God!
08:31Oh, God!
08:33I've come to my own home
08:38With Majeed
08:42Yes.
08:43I've come to my own home
08:49Wow.
08:50Wow.
08:51Great.
08:52You've taught me a great lesson.
08:54Namrat.
08:55Yes.
08:55I want to tell you something.
08:56Yes.
08:57Once, Mr. Haroon came to my house.
08:59Okay.
09:00That's it, Mr. Haroon.
09:01Then?
09:01Once, he came to my house.
09:03Then?
09:04He came to my house.
09:05Then?
09:05I was so scared.
09:07What did you do?
09:08I asked him to make chicken.
09:11Yes.
09:12He was a good man.
09:13He loved me.
09:13Wow.
09:14He had a father's heart.
09:16Yes.
09:16He took care of him for three hours.
09:19Wow.
09:20Believe me, I had a chicken in my house.
09:23But I didn't cook it for three months.
09:26I loved that chicken.
09:28Believe me.
09:30He was a good man.
09:31He was a good man.
09:32Fatso, I can't sleep today.
09:34Yes.
09:34I talk too much.
09:36I can't sleep in this condition.
09:38Mr. Haroon, I can't sleep in this condition.
09:41How?
09:42I made him do it a couple of times.
09:44Okay.
09:45But he couldn't do it.
09:45Then?
09:46Then I had a heart attack.
09:47Then?
09:48The teacher came inside.
09:49Then?
09:49He hit me with a bat.
09:51Yes.
09:51I fell down.
09:53Wow.
09:54He was a good man.
09:56Wow.
09:57He was a good man.
09:58Then I thought he was my son.
09:59Wow.
10:00I hit him with a bat.
10:01Then he hit the teacher with a bat.
10:05I told him that I can't sleep until he hits me with a bat.
10:08Wow.
10:11Mr. Haroon, I hit him with a bat.
10:14Wow.
10:15I apologized to him.
10:16I said, sir, please forgive me.
10:18But?
10:19He said no.
10:20Yes.
10:20I won't move until your husband is alive.
10:25Your being a good teacher means that
10:29you transferred all your knowledge to your students.
10:33Mr. Haroon, many teachers
10:36don't transfer all their knowledge
10:38to keep their teachers happy.
10:40Yes.
10:41Absolutely.
10:41I too have one.
10:43But I don't think so.
10:44No.
10:45Why not?
10:46Really?
10:46I too have a habit.
10:48I request you to teach him that habit.
10:51Really?
10:51Mr. Haroon.
10:52Yes.
10:53I will teach him that habit.
10:55Very good.
10:55Good.
10:56Because he doesn't know the meaning of life and death.
11:00I will teach him.
11:01But I won't ask him any conditions.
11:02Yes.
11:03He won't understand.
11:04You should be strong for him.
11:06He is strong.
11:07He is a fool.
11:08He is a fool.
11:10He does stupid things.
11:11Yes.
11:12Yes.
11:12Yes.
11:13Your son.
11:14I have told you about that habit.
11:18Yes.
11:18You have to do it on an empty stomach.
11:21I will do it, sir.
11:22I had a friend, Dishan.
11:24Okay.
11:24He taught me that habit.
11:26Really?
11:27He taught me all the habits.
11:28Yes.
11:28When it was time for me to earn money..
11:30Yes.
11:31..he got married and ran away.
11:34Yes.
11:38Mr. Aroon.
11:39Yes.
11:39I will tell you a true story.
11:41Tell me.
11:41The boy, Dishan, who is my student..
11:43Yes, Dishan.
11:43I went to his house.
11:45Okay.
11:45He had a new car.
11:46Yes, absolutely.
11:48It was a big car.
11:48Yes.
11:49The teacher went to his house on foot.
11:50Okay.
11:51I sat inside the car.
11:53Yes.
11:53I drank water.
11:54Yes.
11:55I said to him, sir.
11:56Yes.
11:57You are my teacher.
11:58Don't you like to walk?
12:00May God bless you.
12:01Amen.
12:01He brought me outside.
12:03Wow.
12:03He took me near the new car.
12:05Yes.
12:06He said, please protect me.
12:10Son, your new life is about to begin.
12:12Sir, 36 hours.
12:1436 hours.
12:14I drank water.
12:15I said, I can't take it.
12:16Okay.
12:17You take rest.
12:18I am taking rest, son.
12:19My beloved, come to my house.
12:24Come, my beloved, come to my house.
12:30Let him be here.
12:31Yes.
12:32Sir, 36 hours.
12:33Who will remember it?
12:34Yes, that's right.
12:36Listen to me.
12:37Yes.
12:37Do you see the watch?
12:38Yes.
12:39The teacher has seen it.
12:40He has to go ahead for 26 hours.
12:42It will be done soon.
12:44Very good, Hemant.
12:46He has started going ahead for 24 hours.
12:50What happened, Mr. Khan?
12:51Mr. Khan, he is not going ahead for 24 hours.
12:55Really?
12:56He has to go around and come back.
12:57Brother, make him go ahead for 36 hours.
12:59How can I do that?
13:00He has to go ahead for 12 hours.
13:15How long will he be able to do it?
13:16He has to go ahead for almost 26 hours.
13:21It's a big thing.
13:23Mr. Bhupi.
13:24Yes.
13:24This is the first time.
13:25What?
13:26He has to go ahead for 26 hours.
13:28It will take him 5 minutes.
13:30Congratulations, son.
13:32Yes.
13:33You have 12 hours left.
13:35Yes.
13:35You can do it.
13:36Yes.
13:37How is it going?
13:38You didn't even get a poke in the stamp.
13:39Yes.
13:40Come on, go ahead.
13:41Go ahead.
13:43My son will not be able to do it.
13:47That's it?
13:48Yes.
13:49Wait.
13:51Who is he?
13:52He is the one who took Rs. 10 lakhs.
13:53Oh, he is that rascal.
13:55He took Rs. 10 lakhs from a decent businessman.
13:59I have to complete my Rs. 10 lakhs.
14:01Sir, I will give it to you.
14:03I will steal your things.
14:06I will get my money back.
14:08Sir, first you took everything from us.
14:11You took the drum set and the keyboard.
14:13Believe me, it's been so long
14:14since we have played the drum.
14:16But I am not a rascal.
14:18I can earn Rs. 10,000.
14:20I will get my money back now.
14:22Yes.
14:23Go ahead, Guldaan.
14:24No, sir.
14:25Guldaan will not go ahead.
14:26Why?
14:27I feel like crying.
14:31Shut up, Guldaan.
14:34Hey, shut up, Guldaan.
14:36You should shut up, Guldaan.
14:49Okay.
14:50Okay, I will get my money back before that.
14:52Do you think Guldaan will forgive you?
14:55Yes.
14:55Shut up.
14:56Oh, God.
14:58Don't touch the glass.
15:00What happened?
15:00Don't touch the glass without my permission.
15:08Yes, I touched the glass.
15:11You should have touched the glass.
15:23Do you think I will stop being cruel to you?
15:25People get mad at me for not listening to me.
15:29Touch the second glass.
15:32I think he is here to rob.
15:33He is thirsty.
15:35No more.
15:41For God's sake, leave now.
15:42We don't have any glass in our house.
15:45You can't get your money back with just a glass.
15:48For God's sake, hold on for a while.
15:52I didn't get my revenge with a glass.
15:55Shut up, Arvind.
15:56Thank you for not killing me.
16:00For God's sake, don't kill me.
16:02He is like my son.
16:05What are you saying?
16:08He said, he is like our son.
16:11Shut up, you idiot.
16:14Shut up, you idiot.
16:19Hold on.
16:20What will you do with him?
16:22I will send him.
16:23I will send him and get my money back.
16:24I know how to run a business.
16:27I won't ask for money. I will pay you on rent.
16:30How much will you pay me?
16:32Rs. 10,000 per month.
16:33Rs. 10,000 per month is final.
16:35It is final.
16:36You can give it to me.
16:37Are you sure?
16:38Yes.
16:38Are you sure?
16:39Yes.
16:40Let's meet after a month.
16:46Gokhale Khan.
16:47Yes, Mr. Khan.
16:47Don't you know how to wear a dress?
16:49You didn't teach me how to wear a dress.
16:52He has woken up again.
16:54He has woken up.
16:55He has woken up again.
17:03What happened?
17:03Gulare Khan.
17:04Yes.
17:05He hasn't woken up yet.
17:08I think we should go to the teacher's lab.
17:24Sir, how long will it take for him to wake up?
17:26Sir, he must have woken up at least three minutes ago.
17:30He has woken up.
17:31Sir, I think I will have to call a doctor.
17:33Why?
17:34How long will it take for him to sleep?
17:37How long will it take for him to sleep?
17:39Check his neck.
17:40It is broken.
17:43Sir, I think you didn't sing the song from your heart.
17:46Sir..
17:47Because you know how to sing.
17:50I will teach you how to sing.
17:51You will be cut off.
17:54I think I will have to teach you how to sing.
17:56What are you saying?
17:57He is happy.
17:58Sir, the purpose of life has been fulfilled.
18:00Wow.
18:02Sir, I will have two cups of tea.
18:04And the funny thing is that we are also in this master class.
18:07Yes.
18:07We have been waiting for 35 hours.
18:09Mr. Khan, Ketli.
18:11I know Ketli.
18:12I have never been fooled by you.
18:14Sir, this is how you do it.
18:16This is how you do it.
18:18Yes.
18:19This is how you do it.
18:20Ketli, you should touch the master's feet with this tune.
18:24Yes.
18:24He should know that he is a master.
18:26I am telling the truth.
18:30Very good.
18:31What a funny name.
18:33So that all the knowledge comes to you.
18:35We also have to learn something from him.
18:44What?
18:46He has taken it out.
18:54What happened?
18:56Get up, Mr. Khan.
18:56Get up, son.
18:57Hey.
18:58Sir.
18:59Yes, son.
19:00This tune was very good.
19:03This tune was very funny.
19:07What do you mean by funny?
19:08This tune was very good.
19:10But I think he will get a bail.
19:16Ladies and gentlemen, we have a short break.
19:17We will meet you after the break.
19:25Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
19:26Ladies and gentlemen, during the break, we have a relative
19:30of Mr. Salim Al-Baila and his cousin.
19:32And they have come in some matter.
19:34Let's ask them what the matter is.
19:35Greetings.
19:36Greetings.
19:37How are you, son?
19:38Thank God. Are you fine?
19:39Yes, I am fine.
19:40Okay. What is the matter that you have come in today?
19:43I got married to your family.
19:46Is it?
19:47It's time to celebrate.
19:48Wow.
19:49You have done a good job.
19:49This tradition is very good.
19:51It's time to celebrate.
19:52Do you remember where you are?
19:53Is it possible?
19:54But, sir, we have recordings.
19:56Yes, we can do the recordings later
19:58if you tell us your budget.
20:00No, no. He is not calling you.
20:01Why do you have any doubts?
20:03You talk too much.
20:04Why don't you call him?
20:05Is it?
20:05Call everyone.
20:07Okay, we have come to call everyone.
20:09Sir, we have brought your cards.
20:10Okay, you have brought cards.
20:12We have arranged tea for them.
20:14But, it's such a happy occasion.
20:16Why did you bring an empty invitation?
20:18You could have brought something sweet.
20:19Girl, the truth is that
20:21you don't know anything about our tradition.
20:23If you want to give us something,
20:24we will give you something sweet in the next house.
20:26Yes, you are right.
20:27Will you start the party in the next house?
20:29They say, when in Rome, do as Romans do.
20:31Yes.
20:32What are you thinking today?
20:37She is saying, do as Romans do.
20:40No, no, no. This is your change.
20:42Yes.
20:42She is saying, do as Romans do.
20:47You know what?
20:48After spending five to seven minutes,
20:51if you step out of the bathroom,
20:53you will be disrespected.
20:56I could have brought a carotene.
21:04Are the invitation cards with plus one
21:07or singles only?
21:09Yes.
21:09No, give me an answer.
21:11Okay, brother.
21:13If you don't bring open shoes and socks,
21:15you will be disrespected.
21:18So, should I bring a single person
21:19or should I bring a family?
21:21No, bring a single person.
21:22Why should I bring a single person?
21:23You can bring anyone you want.
21:25Bring an open person.
21:26I will definitely come.
21:27There are two reasons.
21:28First, it's Mr. Salim's cousin's wedding.
21:30So, I will definitely come.
21:31And second, you are inviting me so lovingly.
21:33So, I will definitely come.
21:34I can't bring an open person.
21:36So, I will bring around 40 to 50 people.
21:38You won't bring an open person?
21:39No, people don't like it.
21:41Then wait.
21:43I will bring someone from the government.
21:47Okay, listen to me.
21:48Salim's cousin.
21:49Yes.
21:50We will go.
21:51Okay.
21:51He will be disrespected.
21:53Absolutely.
21:53Okay, listen to me.
21:55Yes.
21:55If you give him a chair, he will be disrespected.
21:59Okay, Mr. Arun, technically,
22:01if it's Mr. Salim's cousin's wedding,
22:03then Mr. Salim should invite us.
22:05Absolutely.
22:07No, it's my responsibility.
22:08I will bring everyone.
22:09You won't come, right?
22:11Why?
22:11No, he won't come.
22:13Why won't Salim come?
22:15What happened?
22:17I had a dream about Salim.
22:20Oh.
22:21What?
22:22What dream?
22:22He was going to invite us to the oil mill.
22:24Then why didn't you invite us?
22:25I had a dream about him.
22:27What dream?
22:28He drank all the water.
22:30Yes.
22:30He drank the entire glass of water.
22:32Oh, God.
22:33I asked someone about his health.
22:35Yes.
22:36He said that his health is not good.
22:38He doesn't want to live in this world.
22:40Call him.
22:41Believe me, he won't drink water the entire day.
22:44Okay, he won't come for the henna ceremony.
22:46But he can come for the wedding procession.
22:48Listen to me.
22:49What happened?
22:50I had a dream about him.
22:51I didn't dream about him.
22:52Oh.
22:53What dream did you have?
22:54Oh.
22:54He came there and the bread was open.
22:56Yes.
22:57He ran towards the bread.
22:59Yes.
22:59Mr. Arun hit him.
23:01Yes.
23:02He looked down.
23:04Oh, God.
23:06Oh, God.
23:06The next day, he hit him again.
23:08Sir, I promise you.
23:10I will eat the bread.
23:11I will come.
23:13Mr. Arun, some dreams can be misinterpreted.
23:16Yes.
23:17So, it is possible that you saw his age.
23:21Yes.
23:21We didn't say that.
23:23Cut it.
23:25We didn't keep you smart enough to say that.
23:31Mr. Kaleem, he is so old.
23:33Why is he getting married so late?
23:35He is not getting married.
23:37He is my uncle's elder son.
23:38What?
23:39Yes.
23:40Aunt, I am telling you.
23:41He was the first one.
23:42Yes.
23:42He was my last one.
23:45If he is not getting married
23:46then why is he sitting here?
23:48I came here to cut the mutton.
23:49I am getting married.
23:50I am getting married.
23:51I am getting married.
23:52What do you want to cook for the wedding?
23:54Mutton.
23:54I told you about the village.
23:56I don't want to cook mutton.
23:58What happened?
23:59I had a dream.
24:00What?
24:01I cooked mutton.
24:02A man came running.
24:04He said,
24:05it is printed.
24:08Uncle, I know all your families.
24:11Whenever you had a dream
24:12you never had it.
24:15Here.
24:16This is your invitation card.
24:17Yes.
24:18Why are we giving you
24:19a free card?
24:20Why?
24:20Because you eat well.
24:22Yes.
24:22You cook well.
24:23You won't stay for more than a day.
24:26Mr. Haroon, you know that
24:28when celebrities go somewhere
24:30they are not obliged
24:32to go there and give gifts.
24:34Yes, that's right.
24:35You don't go there.
24:35I didn't go there to give gifts.
24:39If I go there,
24:40I won't go empty-handed.
24:42Yes.
24:43This is your card.
24:44Yes.
24:44This is your card.
24:46Here is your invitation card.
24:47Give it to him.
24:48Give it to him.
24:48Mr. Anup, you have to come.
24:50Yes, Mr. Anup.
24:51Will you do it?
24:52Okay.
24:52All of you have to come.
24:54Okay.
24:55The girl's name is Maha.
24:58She went with him.
25:00I mean, I just read it.
25:02Your card.
25:03Yes.
25:03Very nice.
25:04Okay, Maha Hina.
25:05Yes.
25:06Is there a girl's name or not?
25:07Okay, I am reading it.
25:08This is the groom's card.
25:10Yes.
25:10Maha.
25:11The bride's name is Maha.
25:12Is it?
25:13It's good.
25:13Sir, the groom is coming.
25:17I thought he gave two colours.
25:18I thought he gives cards for two marriages.
25:20No, the cards are in different colours.
25:22Mr. Haroon, request your graceful presence.
25:25But Mr. Amanat is not graceful at all.
25:27On his card..
25:29Show your card.
25:31Yes.
25:33It says, just come.
25:40Okay, I think..
25:41Give him a name.
25:42I think he has given it for a reason.
25:45Give him a name.
25:46I feel bad.
25:47No one has clicked a photo of you.
25:49All of them have clicked.
25:50It happens in marriages.
25:51I feel bad.
25:52Who is he?
25:55Let's see what's written.
25:56Show it to Mr. Charlie.
25:59It says, must come on his card.
26:02No, it's must come.
26:06What is this?
26:07Reception of guests is at 7.
26:08Dinner is at 8.
26:09I am not coming.
26:10If the reception is at 7, then the dinner should be at 7.
26:14He is the receptionist.
26:15If you can hug him, he will come.
26:22Tell me one more thing.
26:23On the henna..
26:24Yes.
26:25Why are all the friends and cousins calling me?
26:28I think they have called us.
26:29You don't know.
26:30I have seen a lot of bad things.
26:35I mean, all of them.
26:36You are calling all of them.
26:39Why are you calling him?
26:43Is he there?
26:44Why are you calling a person from our community?
26:47What is RSVP?
26:49RSVP?
26:50Yes.
26:51It's..
26:53Tell me.
26:54What is it?
26:56What is written here?
26:57RSVP.
26:58It's written here that my BP is high every morning.
27:01People have started this in Urdu too.
27:02It's GMC meme.
27:03Yes.
27:04Learn from the answer.
27:06But if you don't want to invite me to the wedding
27:09then take the card back.
27:10I won't come to the henna and reception.
27:12Dear, on the reception
27:14you can make cold meat and roast.
27:16Okay.
27:17You can't come now.
27:19I will come today.
27:20What?
27:26You can make him sit in that cot four days earlier.
27:30Okay, this looking forward..
27:32Yes.
27:33This is looking forward.
27:35This RSVP is looking backward.
27:38Uncle, I think he has brought the money to us.
27:39He must be printing someone else's card.
27:42Okay, did you call Manat?
27:44Yes, I called Manat.
27:45Why didn't you call Manat?
27:46If Manat doesn't come, then I will get beaten up.
27:49I won't come. I am telling you.
27:50You will get beaten up.
27:51Okay, you give him the phone.
27:53He will beat you up.
27:56I called Manat. He is his father.
27:58He is our teacher's son.
27:59Wow.
28:00He is an agent.
28:01He will give him the phone.
28:02Wow.
28:06Who else is coming?
28:08Mahat.
28:09Taula is also coming.
28:11Oh.
28:12Lala is coming.
28:13Lala.
28:13Lala is also coming.
28:14Harful is also coming.
28:16I want to hear him say, your shirt is black.
28:19Oh.
28:20Mr. Malkoo is coming.
28:21Mr. Manichand is coming.
28:23Okay, Mr. Manichand is coming.
28:24If he is from our community, then he will get mixed up.
28:26What is the name of the boy?
28:28Iftikhar Thakur.
28:29Mr. Thakur is also coming.
28:30He is also coming.
28:31Mr. Asif Feena is also coming.
28:33Yes.
28:34He is also coming.
28:34Iftikhar Thakur will come with his sharp nose.
28:37And Asif Feena will come with his thin nose.
28:39He will break your head.
28:41Like his nose.
28:42What are you saying?
28:45I don't know his name.
28:47Who?
28:48The one who can dance to any song.
28:49He can dance to any song.
28:50He can dance to any song.
28:52Naseem Vicky.
28:53Naseem Vicky.
28:54Okay.
28:55Yes.
28:55Uncle, you will have to search for him.
28:58Why?
28:59He can eat and he can hide in the bushes.
29:03Sir, he is coming.
29:04He can speak a lot.
29:06He can speak a lot.
29:07He doesn't listen to anyone.
29:08Who is he?
29:09What is his name?
29:10Sikhawat Naaz.
29:11Come. Come.
29:12Sikhawat Naaz is also coming.
29:13No.
29:14If Mehak Malik is not coming, then no one will know.
29:17No. Mehak Malik.
29:18Mehak Malik.
29:19You said no earlier.
29:20Uncle's smell will come.
29:25It seems that Mr. Haroon has called 5000 people.
29:29It seems so.
29:30It is a big function.
29:31How many people did he call?
29:31He has called 4000-5000 people.
29:33Look, we, the team of smart people, need security.
29:37Because we can't get involved like this.
29:38Don't worry about security.
29:40How many people are there in total?
29:41Our entire team will be around 72.
29:44Do you know?
29:44Yes.
29:45There will be 80 dogs around you.
29:4880 dogs?
29:5080 dogs?
29:55People from his team will be cut off.
29:57Why?
29:5880 dogs will be on our security.
30:01Brother.
30:02Brother.
30:03We are the people of the team.
30:0580 dogs will be on our house.
30:11Viewers, we will take a short break.
30:13We will meet you after the break.
30:21Welcome back, viewers.
30:22Viewers, now we are going to play a great buzzer game.
30:30So, are you all ready?
30:31Yes, sir.
30:32Before that, I would like to ask Arzu and Fatima
30:35to choose their partner for this game.
30:37Yes.
30:39Fatima, I would like to give a disclaimer to everyone
30:40that I am continuously losing in this game.
30:43Yes.
30:44Great.
30:46Okay.
30:47So, who would like to lose with me today?
30:49Please raise your hand.
30:50Okay, so I have chosen
30:53the girl in the blue shirt.
30:55Please come.
30:56Very good.
30:59Greetings.
31:00Greetings.
31:01What is your name?
31:02Hadeeja Furqan.
31:03What do you do?
31:04I am a teacher.
31:04Malaika, you choose who you would like to play with.
31:08I like everyone, but I want you to come.
31:11Yes, great.
31:12Great.
31:16Greetings.
31:17Greetings.
31:18What is your name?
31:19Tamsila Ashraf.
31:20Tamsila Ashraf.
31:21What do you teach?
31:23I teach Montessori.
31:24You teach Montessori.
31:25These questions are for kids.
31:28The question will be like this.
31:30What is the name of the architect
31:32who designed the Shing Ji Bridge in Hong Kong?
31:37This is such an easy question.
31:39Everyone knows that his name is Ching Ming Yao.
31:41Wow.
31:43Wow.
31:44Yao.
31:45Wow.
31:47Mr. Arun, you are an anchor.
31:49Yes.
31:50Hey, you.
31:51Yes, sir.
31:52I am the anchor.
31:52Yes, sir.
31:53Now I will talk to you politely.
31:54Yes, sir.
31:55You choose who you would like to play with.
31:56Who would like to play with me?
31:59Raise your hand.
32:01I think the blue team is lucky.
32:03You come.
32:05Come, brother.
32:07Yes.
32:08Come.
32:09My brother.
32:10Greetings, son.
32:11Greetings.
32:12What is your name?
32:13Usman.
32:13Usman, what do you do?
32:15I am in first year.
32:16You are in first year.
32:17And what do you do in first year?
32:19I am a teacher.
32:20Very good.
32:21Very good.
32:21Wow.
32:23Very good.
32:25Okay, here are the rules.
32:26I will ask a question.
32:28And the members of our team will ring the buzzer.
32:30You have to divide your work.
32:32Not you, because the audience is holding the mic.
32:34Our team members will immediately ring the buzzer.
32:37The one who rings the buzzer first
32:38I will ask him the answer to the question.
32:40If the answer is given,
32:41then we will go to the second number.
32:43And you have to speak on your turn.
32:46Otherwise, you will have to make a pile here.
32:49In front of everyone, right here, in this scorching sun.
32:53So, shall we start?
32:54Yes.
32:55First question.
32:56Such an easy question.
32:58I am feeling sad that I am asking this.
32:59This is a gift for free.
33:01What is it that increases and decreases?
33:05Age.
33:06Age.
33:06You had to speak on your turn.
33:08No.
33:09You have spoken.
33:10I have to make a pile.
33:11Malaika, you will have to make a pile.
33:12You have a problem in your neck.
33:15And your neck is like this.
33:17And you are a model.
33:18And you have a catwalk on the ramp.
33:20Come on.
33:21Very good.
33:21Come on.
33:27Pushpa.
33:29Oh, God.
33:29UK gun.
33:30Oh, God.
33:32Come on.
33:37Okay.
33:37Do you have an answer for this?
33:38Age.
33:39Age.
33:40Very good.
33:40Very good.
33:43Okay. You have got one point.
33:44Next question.
33:45It is difficult to ask an easy question.
33:46Difficult.
33:47It is difficult to ask an easy question.
33:48Tamseela, my sister, you have to give the answer immediately.
33:51What is the word that jumps when written and jumps when read?
33:57You have to say it first.
33:58Yes.
34:01Mr. Arun.
34:02Yes.
34:02Something.
34:03Something.
34:04Wow.
34:08Okay.
34:09What is it that increases the more you use it?
34:15Mr. Marhoom.
34:16Intellect.
34:17Intellect.
34:17Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
34:19Wow.
34:20What is this?
34:21You took her name.
34:23Look.
34:23I will tell you this.
34:25Khatija is constantly saying something in my ears.
34:28And as soon as Mr. Marhoom answered, she said,
34:29I had thought the same.
34:31And Tamseela was also saying that this was her answer.
34:34So why are you delaying the buzzer?
34:37And what should we do, Mr. Arun?
34:39Okay. Now I will ask a difficult question.
34:40Go ahead.
34:41And it will be a question of two points.
34:43Okay.
34:43And I want it to be a difficult question.
34:46Yes.
34:47So, doctor, you ask.
34:48Okay.
34:49A man and a woman are going.
34:52On the way, a car stops at a junction.
34:54He asks them what their relationship is.
34:58No. Tell us.
34:59Tell us.
34:59Tell us.
35:00Tell us.
35:00Wait.
35:02Tell us.
35:03The question was not bad.
35:04Who rang the bell?
35:05Both of us.
35:06Both of you rang the bell.
35:07You rang the bell.
35:08Yes.
35:09First, delay it.
35:10Come. Come.
35:12While scratching your head, add the shampoo.
35:16I..
35:17Shampoo.
35:18Yes.
35:20I use the shampoo that you never used.
35:24If you use this, you will get rid of dandruff from your hair.
35:28And your hair will become silky.
35:30Wow!
35:32Wow, Malaika!
35:33Wow!
35:34Malaika, wow!
35:35Now the question is again.
35:36Put your hand on the buzzer.
35:37I was saying that a man and a woman are going.
35:39The man asks them what their relationship is.
35:44The man says that the woman's father-in-law is my father-in-law's father.
35:51Wow! What a beautiful thing you have said.
35:53Yes.
35:54That my father-in-law..
35:55Her father-in-law is my father-in-law's father.
35:58The man has said it.
35:59The man has said it.
36:00Yes.
36:01Sister-in-law.
36:02Wrong answer.
36:04Mother-in-law.
36:04Mother-in-law and?
36:05Son-in-law.
36:06This is the answer.
36:07Yes.
36:08Wow!
36:10Wow!
36:11Wow!
36:12Now the next question that I am asking is also for two points.
36:16And I will give you time.
36:19If you ask me to ask it again, it won't happen.
36:23I will ask it once.
36:24And you have to give the right answer.
36:26The question for two points is that..
36:31You have two utensils.
36:33One is of five kilos and the other is of three kilos.
36:37You have to put only two kilos of water in the third utensil.
36:42How will you do it?
36:43Yes, Malaika.
36:44One is of five kilos and the other is of three kilos.
36:47And in the third utensil..
36:48Third utensil.
36:49We will put five kilos of water in it.
36:51So that it becomes three in three.
36:53Oh, my God!
36:55She is crazy.
36:56She is crazy.
36:57She is crazy.
36:58Sister-in-law wants to say something.
36:59Tell her, dear.
37:00Sister-in-law, tell her.
37:01We will put three kilos of water in the five kilos utensil.
37:03And the remaining two kilos will be put in the first one.
37:06Oh, my God!
37:10You have four points.
37:11Yes.
37:12You have two points.
37:13Three.
37:13Three. Three and four.
37:15Rangeela is like Arzoo.
37:18Rangeela is like Arzoo.
37:20She is the same.
37:21The next question is a riddle.
37:23Yes.
37:23Okay.
37:24If you say it separately, you won't get hurt.
37:28If you say it together, you will get hurt.
37:31Malaika, you have to say it.
37:32Tell me.
37:33No.
37:36If you say it separately, you won't get hurt.
37:40If you say it together, you won't get hurt.
37:43If you say it together, you won't get hurt.
37:45If you say it together, you will get hurt.
37:47Sir, this..
37:48Wait.
37:49Yes, let him answer.
37:50And this is also worth two points.
37:52Tell me.
37:53Tell me.
37:54Our lips are connected.
37:55Lips. Lips.
37:56Yes.
38:00I think the deceased played very well today.
38:04She played very well.
38:05But Khadija has won.
38:11Khadija gave the gift.
38:14Arzoo, give this gift to Khadija.
38:16Clap, you jealous people.
38:19Wow, Arzoo.
38:20Very good.
38:21You played very well.
38:22You played very well.
38:24It was fun today.
38:26If all the women use their IQ with the same confidence
38:31then I think women have better IQ.
38:34And they are more intelligent and confident.
38:37Let's clap for the women.
38:41Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a short break.
38:43Don't go anywhere. See you after the break.
38:51Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
38:52Yes, Irza.
38:53Mr. Arun, what should I say in the presence of Mr. Tahir Shahid?
38:56The way you have spoken..
38:58The way you have spoken in a poetic manner..
39:01Let's start with the poetry, Doctor.
39:03Doctor, what have you got for us today?
39:05First of all, the dressing is proper.
39:09Yes.
39:10The dressing is proper.
39:13It's all your vision, sir.
39:19The dressing is proper.
39:22It's all your vision, sir.
39:24The coat and the necklace..
39:27It's all your vision, sir.
39:30And I am a good husband at home.
39:33Yes.
39:33Wow.
39:34It's all your vision, sir.
39:36What kind of a vision is this, sir?
39:37Okay, the boss..
39:39I am a good husband at home.
39:41It's all your vision, sir.
39:43The one who has gone out..
39:46It's all your vision, sir.
39:48Very good.
39:49I am the ear of the boss.
39:52That's why the entire office is behind me.
39:56Wow.
39:57It's all your vision, sir.
39:59Wow.
40:00And I got something written by AI.
40:04I got something written by AI.
40:06The rest of the blessings came from here.
40:10Otherwise, he and Banti are poets.
40:12Wow.
40:13It's all your vision, sir.
40:15Wow.
40:15And I showed you a wonderful path.
40:18Wow.
40:19I showed you a wonderful path.
40:21I introduced you to the superintendent.
40:24Wow.
40:25Otherwise, I had given you an empty paper.
40:26Wow.
40:28It's all your vision, sir.
40:30Wow.
40:31And now I don't have a brain.
40:34Wow.
40:34Now I don't have a brain.
40:37I have a government job.
40:39Wow.
40:39I make money from it.
40:41Wow.
40:42It's all your vision, sir.
40:43Wow.
40:45Very good.
40:46Very good.
40:47By the way, I have seen the first person
40:49who has tried his best to somehow take me away.
40:54I also want to say a poem.
40:56Yes.
40:57By bringing smart people to the top.
41:01Yes.
41:01By bringing smart people to the top.
41:05It's all your vision, sir.
41:06Wow.
41:07Wow.
41:09Very good.
41:10Very good.
41:11Sir, since the atmosphere is so good,
41:13I will say a poem for Mr. Salim.
41:14No, sir.
41:16I will say it from here.
41:18I would like to say, sir.
41:19This heart of mine
41:21is waiting for you in my heart.
41:24Wow.
41:25Wow.
41:26You are its owner.
41:28I have finally cracked this code.
41:32Wow.
41:34Cracked.
41:34By the way,
41:37you are its owner.
41:43Mr. Agha has made snacks at his home.
41:48Wow.
41:51The one who ate it last night.
41:54I remembered something after seeing Dr. Sir.
41:57Have you said the poem?
41:58Yes, sir.
41:59We are starting with the poem.
42:01No, you say it.
42:02He is saying the poem.
42:03It's the poem.
42:05The one who ate it last night.
42:07Wow.
42:08No, sir. You don't say it.
42:09I am forced to say it. It's amazing.
42:12It's amazing.
42:13The one who ate it last night.
42:14Wow.
42:16It's amazing.
42:18I think my lion will kill him today.
42:20Yes.
42:21Let him have a burki.
42:23The one who ate it last night.
42:29He is also responsible.
42:31He is also not getting the second part.
42:33The one who ate it last night.
42:35The one who ate it last night.
42:36This is wrong.
42:37Don't copy his grandmother.
42:39No, I am not copying her.
42:41The one who ate it last night.
42:44No one listens to a good song.
42:46Wow.
42:47Wow.
42:47No one listens to a good song.
42:50The one who ate it last night.
42:52Wow.
42:53Wow.
42:54The one who ate it last night.
42:56Yes.
42:57The one who ate it last night.
42:59He is responsible.
43:01Wow.
43:02He is responsible.
43:04The one who doesn't want to work and live.
43:07Start.
43:07Start.
43:08I think he doesn't want to take a leave.
43:11The one who doesn't want to work and live.
43:13The one who calls his boss at home.
43:15Wow.
43:17Wow.
43:18He is very good.
43:19He is a fan.
43:20He is a fan.
43:21Now that the doctor is here, I would like to say a few words.
43:25Yes, of course.
43:26Yes, go ahead.
43:27Please say a few words.
43:28Say a few words.
43:29Say a few words.
43:30Very good. Very good.
43:32What is this mess?
43:34You are making us cry.
43:36Oh, oh, oh.
43:38I told you about my stomach.
43:41You made me cry.
43:42Oh, oh, oh.
43:44You have such cruel eyes.
43:46Oh, oh, oh.
43:47You made me cry.
43:48Oh, oh, oh.
43:51Today, we have Shehroz with us.
43:55He is a very hardworking man in making parodies.
43:58He has made a great parody of a song.
44:01Wow.
44:01Let's hear a song from him.
44:08Ladies and gentlemen, this was today's show.
44:09We will meet you in the next show.
44:11Take care of yourselves.
44:12Goodbye.