DRАG RАСЕ S15Е03 (2023)
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00:00We just left the first elimination and it's just really got real, like, who's next?
00:18It could be any of us.
00:19I mean, not me, but it could be any of them.
00:22I left a poop in one of your stations, but whom's?
00:28I have a feeling it might be me.
00:31That bitch honestly would shit in somebody's station, maybe in my 40-inch wig.
00:35Ooh.
00:36Now, Miss Robin, I think it's time you spill the beans about you and Miss Amethyst.
00:41So Robin mentioned it in Untalked that we used to date.
00:46There was a time that me and Amethyst dated for a short time, for a short time.
00:53Scissor sisters.
00:54Wait, and who broke up with who?
00:55I feel like it was mutual.
00:57We both had our-
00:58They always say that.
00:59No, Robin said you wouldn't text her back.
01:00Wait, no, wait.
01:01No, I said she's a bad texter and I am busy, bitch, okay?
01:09I will admit it was my decision to not pursue things further.
01:14Ultimately, I think we were looking for different things.
01:16That's fine.
01:17As of right now, that chapter is closed and will not be opening up anytime soon for me.
01:25I live for the couple therapy right now.
01:27Too bad we didn't have this before.
01:29Maybe it would have worked.
01:31Lucy, I'm also so happy that you're still here with us.
01:34I know you were so nervous there.
01:35Thanks, babe.
01:36I was really worried.
01:37It's hard to hear them say, like, you were underwhelming.
01:39You weren't as good as everybody else.
01:41I can't wait to just go forward and ... I don't want to say prove them wrong because
01:45that sounds kind of bitter, but I kind of want to prove them wrong.
01:49I do agree with the judges that Anitra should have won the talent show.
01:53Where I disagree with the judges is that I was in the bottom.
01:57Oh, rest in peace to my hairline.
01:59I am angry and I'm embarrassed.
02:02Before, it was Lucy coming in confident, and now it's Lucy pissed off.
02:06And when I get pissed, I work even harder.
02:09These other girls better watch out.
02:12Oh.
02:13Oh.
02:14That's it.
02:15That's it.
02:16This was the behind the scenes that got all me.
02:19Ah!
02:20Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
02:23You better walk that dog, bitch.
02:25It is a new day in the work room, and I am so excited that I survived the first elimination.
02:31I am not the first out, so fuck you, Irene.
02:37Hello, hello, hello.
02:38Hi.
02:39Hi.
02:40Hi.
02:41Come on, Kate.
02:42We pray.
02:43Come on.
02:44My queens.
02:45Did you know that in the United States, three quarters of adults believe in heaven?
02:51Mm, no.
02:52But what heaven actually looks like is still anybody's guess.
02:56So for this week's Maxi Challenge, I want you to sell us your vision of the afterlife.
03:02Or, should I say, the queer after.
03:07Now, working in three teams, you'll be responsible for coming up with every devilish detail and
03:14selling it in a divinely inspired infomercial.
03:18Aw.
03:19Great work.
03:20This challenge is totally up my alley.
03:21I know a thing or two about how to make a viral video.
03:24Anitra, you won last week's Maxi Challenge, so you get to choose team number one.
03:30Ah, yes.
03:32Amethyst, you survived last week's lip sync, so you get to choose team number two.
03:38Oh, yes.
03:40And whoever's not picked will form team three.
03:46Anitra, who do you choose first?
03:48Luxemilion.
03:49I was like, who's Luxemilion?
03:52Anitra, who do you choose second?
03:54Sasha.
03:56As titties?
03:57Yes.
03:58Oh.
03:59Who do you choose for your last choice?
04:02Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
04:03Honor to be a duckling, baby.
04:06All right.
04:07Maybe you can loan her some false eyelashes.
04:11Okay, Amethyst, who you gonna choose first?
04:14I think I'm gonna start off with my good old gal pal, Lulu DeLucu.
04:18Oh, God.
04:19Lucy LaDuca, thank you.
04:20Right.
04:21Amethyst, who's next?
04:22Aura.
04:23Yes, of course, bitch.
04:24And who's your next choice?
04:27Spice.
04:28Yes.
04:29All right, Amethyst, you have one more pick.
04:31Make it count.
04:34Poppy.
04:35Yes.
04:37Sorry, losers.
04:39Those words may haunt you.
04:43Oh, they will.
04:44I trust they will.
04:46It's game on.
04:48That means you are team three.
04:51Bracers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
04:58Acting challenge.
05:00We're the leftovers.
05:02Bitch, I am not a leftover.
05:03I'm no leftover, baby.
05:05Thank you for picking us.
05:06Thank you for picking us.
05:08When I picked Jo, I was thinking, like, who are we gonna have, like, fun with?
05:10Because, like, if we have fun, they're gonna have fun.
05:12Yeah.
05:13I think because we have Sasha Colby, I think you need to be God.
05:17You say, they say that God is a woman.
05:19And she is, but she's also a drag queen.
05:22Okay.
05:23God is a charm.
05:24It's a double-edged sword when people are expecting a lot from you.
05:27But I love a good challenge, and I know that this brain, you haven't even seen all the crazy shit.
05:33Okay.
05:35What do you think a queer person, specifically a drag queen's idea of heaven is?
05:39Like, what are the first things that pop into your mind?
05:41Yeah, I think get your wings and a BBL.
05:44That's cute.
05:46I was thinking, like, gay icons.
05:48I can do a killer Dolly Parton.
05:50And it would be funny if the Dolly Parton was God.
05:53Oh, everyone loves Dolly Parton.
05:55What about facials, too?
05:57That's hilarious. I love that.
05:59I think we should do, like, God.
06:01I'm living for you right now. Your ideas are amazing.
06:05Poppy's just throwing out as much as she can.
06:07Lucy's also coming up with some really brilliant stuff.
06:11And I'm definitely intimidated.
06:14You can get anguishing on your halo.
06:17I'm under the magnifying glass, and I don't want to mess this one up.
06:22It needs to be queer heaven.
06:24So think gay icons, think gay lingo, everything.
06:28Imagine if it was a place for all the hungover bitches.
06:31Y'all know the Housewives, like, season one of Atlanta.
06:33It really, really needs to stick with queer.
06:36I think your mind is going too crazy.
06:38If you have, like, a Beyonce look, if you have, like, a Ruffalo coat, you could be, like, Dana Ross.
06:41We look so fucked.
06:42It's, like, Beyonce, but, like...
06:43No, bitch, you look sickly.
06:45No, no, that's, like, the comedy. It's, like, that's Beyonce.
06:47And she, like, it kind of looks like her.
06:49And there's, like, a name, and it's, like, it's, like, the cracked out Beyonce.
06:51I'm just going to do this for my own sanity.
06:53I'm going to move you down to the end.
06:55If you keep shoving your two cents in, I think I'm going to go insane.
06:59Okay.
07:00I just kind of have to put my foot down so I can finally get my two cents in.
07:04We need to get through everything, write it all down to figure out the beginning, the middle, the end,
07:10what we are doing per point, and then finalize it on this.
07:14Jack decides to step in as the leader, so I let her take over.
07:18It is what it is, because I can already see where this is going.
07:21I think it would be so funny if, in this script, I know I'm...
07:24Disregard me while you do this.
07:25Yeah, let's just, like...
07:26Oh, okay.
07:27Yeah, like, if you keep talking over...
07:28Just write it down right now.
07:29Okay, okay, okay.
07:30Okay, okay, okay.
07:31Um...
07:32Okay, so...
07:33Being separated from Spice right now, I honestly need my emotional support, Bradstah,
07:37because Spice would never make me feel overlooked like these girls just did.
07:41I was not expecting to feel like an outsider already, but it's we two, and I'm, like, kicked to the curb.
07:47It's like, we didn't try to, like...
07:49Look at your sister's face.
07:50She does not look happy with what they're doing over there.
07:53She's sucking lemons over there.
07:55So even though me and Sugar aren't on the same team, we're on the same team, if you know what I mean.
08:00I'm like, me, okay, I'm fine, but her, we gotta worry about her.
08:04So you are team...
08:06Leftovers.
08:07Yeah.
08:08Bitch, it is go time.
08:09Whatever we're going through in that work room, we better all put on our game face,
08:12smile, even though you can't stand some of these bitches, and let's do the damn thing.
08:16Okay, so let's set up the first scene.
08:18What does the scene look like?
08:19Um, Malaysia leading through with what the drag haggatory is.
08:24So you want the boys in there with you?
08:25Uh, yeah, we wanted them, like, at the bar.
08:28Where's the bar?
08:30It would be behind us, and so it would be like,
08:32it would be behind us, and so as they're walking in, you start handing them to us.
08:35We'll cheers with them.
08:36You actually take it, though.
08:37Do we, like, be pretending to, like, talk, and then we see her and, like...
08:39Yeah.
08:40Okay, this is not gonna be great.
08:43Join our queens and have a bottomless cocktail.
08:46Time to get tipsy, girl.
08:52Cheers.
08:53Oh, wait, maybe I'm white girl wasted.
08:56Let's keep doing shots.
08:59Now that we're on set and I'm realizing,
09:01wait, these girls were being judgy to me and completely shy to me,
09:05they actually have nothing prepared.
09:06Like, where are the lines?
09:08Keep doing shots.
09:09Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:11Cut.
09:12You know it's just a three-minute commercial, right?
09:14Yeah, I was gonna say, that felt like a full-length feature.
09:17Honestly, this concept is not coming across at all.
09:21We are in deep water right now.
09:25Hello.
09:26Hi, team Anitra.
09:28Who wants to tell me what your vision is?
09:31We're gonna take you through some of the amenities
09:34this glamorous afterlife has to offer.
09:37I don't want to give away too much.
09:38Okay, so let's go.
09:41Here we go, 3, 2, 1, action.
09:43Where am I?
09:45Oh, honey, you're...
09:47Oh, wait, sorry.
09:49I totally blanked.
09:51Um, you're dead.
09:52Oh, that's right.
09:53Okay, so y'all think that you will be like,
09:55oh, if I had this challenge, I'd be like so good.
09:57And then you're there,
09:58and it's like all the nerves just kicked in.
10:01And action.
10:03Where am I?
10:04Oh, honey, you're dead.
10:06Cut, do it again.
10:07I know you can do it better than that.
10:09She's telling me, I know you can do this better.
10:11I know you can deliver it better, so do it.
10:14I'm such a perfectionist,
10:15so when I get a note, I just want to die.
10:17And I feel like everybody can tell that I may be not God.
10:26Hi.
10:27Hi, Team Amethyst.
10:29Came up with that name.
10:30I'm really excited to be directed by Michelle.
10:32Since I wrote a lot of the jokes,
10:33I want to see if she enjoys my humor,
10:35because while we can be sitting there and being like,
10:37oh my God, this is so funny,
10:38ultimately we're trying to make the judges laugh.
10:41Let's go, in 3, 2, 1, action.
10:43Leave your pills, poppers,
10:44and lackluster hookups out the door.
10:46We offer an all-day drag brunch.
10:48You can have a mimosa in a mimosa.
10:51Cut.
10:52So, the comedy is you're in a mimosa?
10:55Yeah, yeah, no.
10:57Okay.
10:59Ooh.
11:06Hi-yo, girl, are you gay?
11:10Do you slay?
11:12Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
11:14You need to pop out and go back.
11:16Okay, yeah, I'm sorry.
11:17Are you gay? Boom, you slay, boom.
11:19This needs to be quicker.
11:21Should I make a gagging noise before he leaves?
11:23That would be helpful. Okay.
11:24If we don't get this amethyst thing right,
11:26we're going to have to cut my joke,
11:28and I'm really not cool with that at all.
11:30Here we go, action.
11:32Hi, girl, are you gay?
11:35Do you slay?
11:37And are you gagging?
11:42Cut.
11:44I don't hear Michelle laughing a lot.
11:46You know, last week when I didn't hear a lot of laughing,
11:51it didn't really end well for me.
11:53Let's try it again.
11:55Get the timing in there.
12:02Tonight someone is going to heaven.
12:05And somebody's going to hell, girl.
12:07Baby, it's a new day in the workroom,
12:09and whoo, the judges are going to watch our infomercial.
12:11I'm excited because I'm very confident with my group.
12:16So, Sugar, how do you feel like your group went yesterday?
12:19I was feeling so, like, serious and, like, to the bone.
12:22It's drag.
12:24I wanted to shake them.
12:26It's fun. It's drag.
12:28Because, you know, as we just throw things at the wall,
12:30I'm like, oh, we'll do this.
12:32I'm used to working with you.
12:34We have the same sense of humor.
12:36We have the same energy and humor,
12:38so, like, you're my favorite person to work with.
12:40I'm used to being a duo.
12:42You only shine as bright as the people next to you,
12:44and I was really trying to set them up for good jokes,
12:46but it seems like they weren't picking up
12:48my ideas and stuff, and I, like, felt bad about it
12:50because they didn't like my ideas in the workroom.
12:52Right, right, right.
12:54I'm just not gonna, like...
12:56I'm standing up for myself. I don't know. I don't like it.
12:58Stand up for yourself.
13:00Just think about how you would stand up for me.
13:02Stand up for yourself.
13:04Jax, how do you feel about your group?
13:07It was a lot of big personalities,
13:10and it was a lot of spit-balling ideas
13:13and no one really, like, formalizing to, like, write it down,
13:17and so I essentially had to write the entire outline
13:21and the script myself.
13:23Do you personally feel like you did a good job?
13:25I feel like I did a good job,
13:27but my role was physical rather than...
13:29Yeah, vocal. ...vocal.
13:31I couldn't really tell you Jax's character.
13:33Ugh.
13:35I think she was more focused on yelling at everyone
13:38than focusing on how she was gonna
13:40make her character interesting.
13:43So since this challenge was kind of around religion,
13:47is anyone, like, super religious?
13:49I identify as, like, Christian and Baptist,
13:52like, growing up.
13:54It's in a choir.
13:56And then eventually I was like,
13:58I do might be attracted to, like, other guys,
14:01but that's something, like, I battled for a real long time.
14:04I used to, like, pray all the time, like,
14:07oh, God, like, I don't want to be gay.
14:09I knew that it was always said in the church
14:12to be gay was a sin.
14:14So it was something that I was like,
14:16why would God make me feel like this when it's not right?
14:19It was, like, something that I battled with
14:22for a very, very, very, like, long time.
14:24Yeah.
14:26Girl.
14:30The whole time I was really putting a lot of pressure
14:33on myself because I just felt like
14:35I was gonna be looked at as a hypocrite.
14:38Me growing up in church, I was so scared that, like,
14:41I would be, like, denied or shunned away, like,
14:44because, like, we see you in church every week.
14:47Like, how dare you, how dare you, you know,
14:49be a part of that lifestyle, you know?
14:55My family accepted me with open arms
14:57and didn't look at me, like, differently,
14:59and I'm, like, really, really, like, blessed.
15:02My mom, she encourages me,
15:04she makes me feel so good about any and everything,
15:07like, the only validation that I've ever cared for.
15:11It just make me want to make her proud,
15:13like, and do things for her, like...
15:16Ugh.
15:18I really identify with you because, like,
15:20I had a very, very similar experience,
15:22but, like, my parents weren't as accepting as yours.
15:25My parents had, like, a lot of homophobia,
15:27especially with religion, and my mom pretty much told me,
15:30like, if you're gay, you're going to hell,
15:32and all gay people get AIDS and they die,
15:34and, like, so you might as well, like, just hide who you are.
15:36One day when I came home from one of my gigs,
15:38my mom had found my drag and, like,
15:40had it scattered on the table, and she was like,
15:42I'm not going to have any of this gay shit,
15:44I'm not going to have any of this,
15:46it's against what God wants, and you're going to go burn in hell.
15:49So that's when I was like, girl, I got to go.
15:51As a teenager, as someone who's a gay person,
15:53you're already getting it from all ends
15:55when you're not around your family,
15:57and, like, for me, for...
15:59for your family to be your first bully
16:02is, like, a lot to handle.
16:04So when I was 17,
16:06I cut off all contact with my family,
16:09and I, like, was pretty much homeless for a minute,
16:12and, like, I had to really, like, figure out life for myself.
16:15I was 17 years old on my own,
16:18and thank God I had found drag,
16:20and I went from one gig, which led to the next, which led to the next,
16:23and that's how I supported myself.
16:25The greatest part about this whole experience
16:27is that, you know, we get to gain a whole new family.
16:30Like, even if we don't feel loved and accepted on the outside,
16:33like, we create our own space, our own world, our own community,
16:36and we get to become, like, those people, like,
16:39that have each other back regardless.
16:41Meeting my drag family allowed me to have people around me
16:45who I genuinely felt like I mattered to
16:47and who saw me for who I was and did not judge me.
16:50It sounds so cheesy or so crazy, but, like, drag is my entire life.
16:54With that being said, y'all, all that praying and all this crying,
16:58thank God it's a gay heaven.
17:01Can I get an amen, everybody?
17:02Amen!
17:06Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
17:09Michelle Visage. Now, do you believe in love after life?
17:13Ru, snap out of it!
17:15I will take that as a yes.
17:17It's the queen of all social media, T.S. Madison.
17:22Hey, Ru.
17:23Maddie, what is your idea of heaven?
17:25Well, I'm a dog, and I know I'm going to heaven.
17:30It's full of bones.
17:32Ooh, okay.
17:34And the fantastic Maren Morris.
17:36Welcome to my church.
17:38Can I get a hallelu?
17:39Hallelu!
17:41This week we challenged our queens
17:43in their very own heavenly infomercials.
17:46And tonight on the runway, category is Metallica.
17:50Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
17:55The world is your runway.
17:59Up first, Anitra.
18:02I'm serving you on a hot silver plate,
18:04Charlize Theron mixed with Lady Gaga,
18:07fresh landed from Chromatica.
18:09Did somebody order a lesbian baked potato?
18:12Sasha Colby.
18:14I am giving you Silver Phoenix, Miss Universe,
18:18going out like a bird of prey.
18:20Sexy mother clucker.
18:23Selena Estidi.
18:25You know what she speaks?
18:27What?
18:28Sign language.
18:30I'm a girl from the streets,
18:31so obviously my medal was going to be street signs.
18:33I am walking down this runway like the only street lamp
18:36on the block.
18:38Luxe Noir London.
18:40I wanted to give metal that looked like
18:42it was just moving and flowing.
18:44I really do look like the notion of the Luxe.
18:47She's ready to mount Olympus.
18:49Her Olympus is on fire.
18:52Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
18:54It looks like she listened to the makeup comment,
18:56but she only got it on her nose.
18:58Uh-huh.
18:59My look is an ode to one of my favorite characters
19:02from one of my favorite movies,
19:03the Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz.
19:05Baby, we're skipping down that yellow brick road.
19:07Amethyst.
19:08I am looking like this beautiful golden goddess.
19:12I feel like someone dipped me in gold,
19:14and I'm a walking Emmy.
19:16Amazing.
19:17Note to self, never perm your own hair.
19:21Princess Poppy.
19:23Her pussy is on sapphire.
19:26This look, it's a little bit of slutty R2-D2.
19:29She is a futuristic space bitch.
19:33Spice.
19:34I hit the runway giving you full Judy Jetson hooker fantasy.
19:38I'm hoping that my dog doesn't run away.
19:40Gonna need some doggy bags.
19:44Aura.
19:45I can see her emerald titties, baby.
19:47My concept is a moon goddess,
19:50very like Power Rangers, very Thierry Mugler.
19:53I think she's trying to squeeze out a fart.
19:56Lucy Leduca.
19:58The inspiration behind my look is an intergalactic warrior
20:02who still has time to go to the hair salon.
20:05She's your best Judy Jetson.
20:08Jax.
20:10I am paying homage to my namesake, Jax from Mortal Kombat.
20:14I am coming out with my cyborg arms,
20:16making sure that these judges know that I'm here to really play.
20:20Full metal Jax.
20:22Robin Fierce.
20:24It's like I am the melanated warrior goddess.
20:26You look at me and you're like, oh, I don't want to mess with her,
20:29but bitch, she looks good.
20:31You know where she works?
20:32Where?
20:33The Javelin Center.
20:35Mistress Isabel Brooks.
20:38I love to mix street wear with high fashion.
20:40I'm a big bitch, but I'm gonna give you even bigger drag.
20:43Are y'all on LinkedIn?
20:46Dick Cheney's daughter?
20:47She's one of the Cheneys.
20:48Mistress Cheney.
20:50Ladies and gentlemen, Sugar.
20:52This is my intergalactic pop star, rat stall, on the moon fantasy.
20:56I am giving you funkadelic fashion.
20:58These are the new employee uniforms for Sonic.
21:01Oh my God, that makes me hungry.
21:03Do you serve hot dogs?
21:05Malaysia, baby doll Fox.
21:08I'm giving metal goddess.
21:10The chains are draping from the hips.
21:13I am giving waist.
21:14I am giving face.
21:16Girl, you're gonna set the metal detector off.
21:22Welcome, queens.
21:24It's time for your heavenly commercials.
21:26First up, Team Anitra.
21:29They say God is a woman.
21:31And I am.
21:33And I'm also a drag queen.
21:34And your personal guide to life's ultimate after party.
21:38Ah!
21:42Where am I?
21:44You're dead.
21:45One minute I was jumping off a box.
21:47I died a local girl?
21:49Here, every drag queen is a superstar.
21:52Let me show you our amenities.
21:55Here in paradise, each and every one of our little drag superstars
21:59gets a complimentary consultation with a licensed drag queen therapist.
22:04Okay, sweetheart, you are perfect.
22:06You are beautiful.
22:07You look like Linda Vandalese.
22:08And in my professional opinion, you are wearing just enough makeup.
22:12Wow, that's so nice of you to do all that.
22:15But where's the party?
22:16I want to turn up.
22:18I got just the place.
22:20After a lifetime of busting this back,
22:23I'm finally doing something that I love.
22:25Absolutely nothing.
22:27Just watch.
22:30Woo!
22:35You mean to tell me that they're tipping her all that coin tata for doing nothing?
22:38What is this place?
22:40Uh, look over there.
22:43We offer complimentary plastic surgery to keep you in your bag.
22:48I want some of that. I want some of that.
22:50Oh, don't worry, honey. You'll get some of that.
22:54So aren't you living for this afterlife?
22:58Hello, I'm Selena.
23:00I looked into the light and found myself here at...
23:05Where am I again?
23:07Palm Springs!
23:10The afterlife is in Palm Springs?
23:12Where drag queens go to die.
23:15Cheers!
23:19Next up, Team Amethyst.
23:22Hey, girl. Are you gay?
23:24Do you slay?
23:26Do you slay?
23:29And are you gagging?
23:36Well, do we have the place for you.
23:38Follow us over the rainbow.
23:40It's heaven for fa-queer people.
23:44Located between clouds six and nine,
23:46all you need to do is follow the dirt road up to the G-spot.
23:50I mean, Godspot.
23:54It's a luxury resort that includes...
23:57Cheek filler and...
23:59Cheek filler.
24:01Anal bleaching on your halo.
24:05And of course, facials.
24:12And facials.
24:16Leave your pills, poppers and bad hookups out the door.
24:19Because here, we have all the fun you'll ever need.
24:22We offer an all-day drag brunch.
24:24You can have a mimosa.
24:25In a mimosa.
24:27And best part of all, an exclusive meet-and-greet with God.
24:31Oh, howdy, y'all. It's me, Dolly Parton.
24:34Now, if you'd like to join us over the rainbow,
24:36just call 1-800-925...
24:45And now, Team Leftovers.
24:48I think she tried to death drop, but she just dropped dead.
24:51Oh, my God. Are you guys drag queens?
24:54I'm a drag hack, and I love the BLT community.
24:57Well, honey, you've come to the right place.
25:00Welcome to Drag Hagatory.
25:02Here we have bottomless cocktails,
25:05eternal lip syncs,
25:08and endless meet-and-greets.
25:10Can you, like, do my makeup first?
25:12My makeup artist is gay, and I love James Charles.
25:15Can you do my makeup?
25:17Of course. Yay!
25:19Let's go here to the bar and have a drink with the girls.
25:21Drink up, come on, girls!
25:23Oh, don't forget, you have another one right here.
25:25Cheers, babe!
25:27Oh, no, I think I might go with that.
25:32Robin, Jax, the time has come
25:35for you to lip-sync for your afterlife.
25:41Oh, my God, you guys are fierce.
25:43Your mama's laid the house down, hunty-boots.
25:45Do it again, do it again.
25:47Again?
25:49Yeah, do that, give me one second.
25:51Oh, my God, the queens on Rue Paula.
25:53We have Stelkie, Eureka, Shandula, and Jade Essence, huh?
25:56Say the line, say the line.
25:58Girl, just go with it.
26:00Munch, munch, grunt, grunt.
26:02Proportionizing.
26:04Shablam.
26:06Oh, my God, you guys are so pretty.
26:08Okay, one, two, three.
26:10Okay, bye, it was so nice meeting you.
26:12One more picture.
26:14Give us a call.
26:16This could be heaven for you and...
26:18Hell for us.
26:20It was the best day ever, I love drag queens.
26:23We'll see you soon.
26:25Give us a call.
26:30All right, this week you competed as teams,
26:33but tonight you'll be judged individually.
26:37Welcome, queens.
26:39I've made some decisions.
26:41Anitra.
26:43Selena Estetiz.
26:45Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
26:47Spice.
26:48Ora Mayari.
26:50Robin Fierce.
26:52Mistress Isabel Brooks.
26:54Sugar.
26:56Malaysia Babydoll Fox.
26:59You are all safe.
27:03Ladies, you may leave the stage.
27:07Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
27:11Starting with Sasha Colby.
27:14You were a joy to direct.
27:16Any time I gave you anything, you listened.
27:19Every time you did the neck thing, I laughed,
27:23because it is so stupid.
27:25I love this look, honey.
27:27It's giving me very metallic phoenix rising from the acid.
27:31I personally expect a lot from you.
27:34I personally expect a lot from you, Sasha.
27:37So far you've been off to a very strong start.
27:41Up next, we've got Lux Noir London.
27:44I love your outfit.
27:46Hands down my favorite look of the night.
27:49In the afterlife, I thought you were wonderful.
27:52You are wearing just enough makeup.
27:54You have the gayness to you that is gayer than gay.
27:57And you just gave me psychiatrist's realness, darling.
28:02And you ate it up.
28:03Up next, Amethyst.
28:05If you're going to do the lewd thing,
28:07I feel like it has to land, and I kind of feel like
28:10they went too long and they didn't land
28:12and they just got kind of awkward.
28:14Yeah, I agree, I love lewd humor.
28:16It just wasn't funny enough.
28:18I want to give you a tip on contouring your nose.
28:21You have a beautiful nose.
28:23Can I politely disagree?
28:25Of course you will. I love your nose.
28:28But the way you contour it is too dark.
28:30You don't need to make it thin.
28:32I am. Don't.
28:34That's what makes you different.
28:36I'm a nose queen too, I fucking love your nose.
28:39It's gorgeous.
28:42Up next, Princess Poppy.
28:44In the infomercial, I kept losing you,
28:46and it's kind of like the kiss of death.
28:48You don't want to be lost in these things.
28:51The runway look is nice, it's simple,
28:54but look at the rest of the girls next to you.
28:57Girl, you need to be sparkling and more over the top.
29:00You gotta step your pussy up a bit.
29:02Up next, Lucy LaDuca.
29:05For your challenge, you killed it.
29:079-2-5.
29:08You wore Miss Dolly out.
29:10Yeah, you did something very smart.
29:12You know that you can do Dolly, and it was very funny.
29:15It was my favorite part of that infomercial.
29:18I love this, like, rainbow Judy Jetson look,
29:21because a lot of people went, like, gold or silver,
29:24and you were like, I want all of it.
29:26You were in the bottom last week,
29:28Here you are tonight looking fabulous,
29:30and I look forward to more of Lucy LaDuca.
29:338.
29:34Up next, Jax.
29:35In your infomercial, I think I was distracted
29:38by what was going on visually,
29:40with the way that you don't pad and don't cinch.
29:44Your look was all over the place.
29:46Girl, what's going on with her eye makeup,
29:48and what's going on with her hair?
29:50Like, what's the tea?
29:51I did not want to go to that heaven.
29:53However, your runway look tonight is incredible.
29:56It's very, like, MTV VMA award show performance look.
30:01The infomercial you were in, it was very confusing.
30:04What was your input in the infomercial?
30:06I probably had in the writing one of the larger parts.
30:10Most of my team just kind of kept spitballing ideas,
30:13and there wasn't a lot of organization to it.
30:15I don't remember any of your lines.
30:17What were your lines?
30:18Some of them got lost
30:19as some of the other girls were improv-ing a bit,
30:22and some of the cues were missed,
30:24and my lines wouldn't have made sense
30:26if they were said with the...
30:28Sure, yeah.
30:31Thank you, ladies.
30:32While you enjoy delicious House of Love cocktails
30:36and mocktails in the workroom,
30:38the judges and I will deliberate.
30:43Welcome back, ladies.
30:45I've made some decisions.
30:49Lucy Laduca, you're safe.
30:53You may join the other girls.
30:56Luxe Noir London, you are safe.
31:00Thank you so much.
31:03Sasha Colby, you cracked the code.
31:08And Dragulations,
31:09you are the winner of this week's challenge.
31:12Whoo!
31:13I just won the challenge!
31:16You've won a cash prize of $5,000.
31:20I don't want some cash, bitch.
31:22I can pay for my fucking costume.
31:27Amethyst, Princess Poppy, Jax,
31:31we are all rooting for you,
31:34but y'all better step your pussy up.
31:38Jax...
31:42you are safe.
31:46You may join the other girls.
31:47Thank you so much. I won't disappoint you again.
31:51Princess Poppy, Amethyst,
31:53I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination.
31:58Are we doing this again?
32:00No, I don't want to do it again.
32:03Two queens, stand before me.
32:05Ladies, this is your last chance
32:07to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
32:13The time has come for you to lip-sync
32:18for your life.
32:24Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
32:41Bitch, Diana Ross is like RuPaul's Idols.
32:43You can't mess this up.
32:48If you need me, call me.
32:52No matter where you are, no matter how far.
32:56Just call my name, I'll be there to hurt you.
33:00On that you can depend and never worry.
33:08At first, I'm giving a little bit of Diana Ross.
33:12And then I start to really show who Princess Poppy is.
33:21I am showing my little Princess Poppy pussy up.
33:42What are we doing? Is this a meet-and-greet? What's happening?
33:47Normally, I would take the comedic route and be silly and goofy,
33:50but it's Diana Ross.
34:11This is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is,
34:14nothing in this world, nothing in this world.
34:19cheers & applause
34:24Ladies, I've made my decision.
34:33Amethyst, Shantay you stay.
34:41You may join the other girls.
34:47Princess, we love you, Poppy.
34:50Now, sashay away.
34:54Thank you so much, all of you.
34:58Fuck you, girls.
35:05I was not shocked to hear that I was in the bottom.
35:07I agreed with what the judges were saying,
35:09and now I can move on and open my meth-making business.
35:12Cut that.
35:17Condragulations, ladies.
35:19And remember, you can't love yourself.
35:22How in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
35:24Can I get an amen up in here?
35:26Amen!
35:27All right, now let the music play.