DRАG RАСЕ S16Е03 (2024)
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00:00I'm not a drag queen.
00:10Oh, nobody went home.
00:10We survive Raida Queen.
00:12And we are safe, baby.
00:14Oh, I just won.
00:16And I'm feeling amazing.
00:20Congratulations, Smuts.
00:22Yes.
00:23Yes!
00:23Clap for the Jane.
00:26It feels unreal.
00:28Feels correct, though.
00:29Recto feels fresh.
00:30Take notes, ladies.
00:33Oh, my man's on top of the world.
00:35But the faster they rise, they fall even harder.
00:38So, you know, good luck, girl.
00:42Well, how'd y'all feel about Rated Queen?
00:43You know, I was on the fence about it at first,
00:45but now I feel great about it.
00:46Well, of course you do, Miss Woman.
00:47I wouldn't mind knowing where I placed, but yeah.
00:51Oh, no.
00:53Oh.
00:53She's all ready to have her.
00:57What's going on?
00:59Damn, can I have a break to, like, breathe already?
01:03Peek-a-roo, I see you.
01:06Is this, like, the new season of American Horror Story?
01:10Don't get too comfortable in there.
01:11Ah!
01:12Ah!
01:13Ah!
01:14Ah!
01:14Ah!
01:15Ah!
01:16Ah!
01:17Ah!
01:18Ah!
01:18Ah!
01:20OK, what now?
01:22Oh!
01:25Oh, my God.
01:28Oh!
01:33Send in the clowns.
01:35Let's meet these other girls.
01:38Oh.
01:39Oh, my God.
01:40Shit.
01:41Go back.
01:42Go.
01:43More and more queens start filing into the workroom,
01:47trying to be intimidating.
01:49Oh, man.
01:51Oh, gosh, another big titty dumbo.
01:53OK.
01:54These girls should be shaking in their boots.
01:56I want to strike fear into their hearts.
01:59Hi, you monsters.
02:00Ah!
02:03Oh, my God.
02:04Oh, my God.
02:06I'm happy to see my New York girls.
02:08Oh, my God, New York, New York.
02:09Liza Mine, she's a Broadway girl.
02:11She talks a lot.
02:12The girls in New York, they're talking.
02:13But she's funny and talented.
02:16I know a few of these girls.
02:17What are you doing here?
02:18I have no idea.
02:19This is my thing.
02:20I know Megami from Brooklyn.
02:21Come on, sit down, bitch.
02:23Oh, OK.
02:24Her reputation is kind of Eeyore of drag.
02:28Well, it's nice to see y'all.
02:29How was the day?
02:30Yeah, you guys go first since you came second.
02:36Oh, my God, inciting violence from the get-go.
02:38We're a shady group.
02:39We're a shady group.
02:40Yeah, yeah, we are.
02:41The girls are being catty.
02:42They think they're better than us.
02:43But they walked in first.
02:44They might leave first.
02:46I'm a mandatory meeting.
02:47I'm an LA girl, Hollywood diva.
02:50I think Amanda's drag looked hideous.
02:53I'm so sorry to the Drag Race audience
02:55for having to witness such a goblin.
02:59I'm Maya Iman LePage, and I'm from Miami.
03:01Yes!
03:02Another Miami diva.
03:04She thought she was going to be the only Miami girl.
03:07I'm here.
03:08I know Morphine, and she's cute, cute.
03:12But her drag is very basic.
03:15I'm plain Jean, and I'm also from Miami.
03:18Yes!
03:19No, I'm from Boston.
03:20I was going to say.
03:21I was going to say.
03:22Plain, I know you from back where I know you from.
03:26This, Morphine is my sister.
03:28This is my older sister.
03:30Older?
03:31Oh, prettier.
03:34She got a big ass and a shady personality.
03:36I'm just, I'm a Morphine stan.
03:38Y'all related?
03:39Yeah, we share a mother, kind of.
03:42My drag mother has about 30 kids,
03:44and Plain happens to be kind of one of them.
03:45She's like an honorary daughter.
03:47She's the biological daughter.
03:48I'm the adopted, you know, garbage baby.
03:50Right.
03:50I want to know who won the talent show.
03:52Who do you think, first of all?
03:54I'm a little surprised you won.
03:55Who?
03:56No shade, no shade.
03:58Shady mother.
03:59I'm not being shady.
04:00I knew you would be surprised,
04:01which is why I wanted to let you, in particular,
04:04know that I won.
04:06I love my sister plain to death,
04:08but we're both competitive,
04:09and I think she's going to either have me as an alliance
04:14or throw me into the crocodiles.
04:16Who won on y'all side?
04:17Miss Tessera over here.
04:20I'm an opposite.
04:20We already knew which vocal part you sang,
04:22Miss Diva, Miss Babe.
04:24Did Strawberry Shortcake try to come for me?
04:26Oh, baby, you come for me, you come for yourself.
04:28Actually, I sang soprano,
04:30because I have a sick doctor brains, my dear.
04:33Oh, it's Julie Andrews in the flesh.
04:35Miss Thing thinks she's somebody,
04:37but as a fellow singer,
04:39I'm interested to hear what she has to bring.
04:41Ladies, in a true moment of sisterhood,
04:43let's all put our hands in and scream season 16.
04:4616!
04:51The race has started.
04:51The flag has been waved.
04:53I'm going to put my foot on the gas,
04:55and I am not going to let up.
04:57Buckle up, bitches.
04:58This is going to be a bumpy fucking ride.
05:02Start your engines.
05:09It's a new day in the workroom,
05:10and I'm feeling claustrophobic,
05:12because there are 14 bitches in here.
05:14These boxes, girl.
05:16I see these two random-ass boxes,
05:18and I'm just thinking,
05:19who's going to pop out of there?
05:20What's going on?
05:21They have your name and your name,
05:22the two winners.
05:24I'm going to open my box.
05:25Open it, open it.
05:26Should we?
05:26Open it together.
05:27One, two, three.
05:33Our immunity potion.
05:35It's a potion.
05:36Not a potion.
05:38All I can hear is,
05:40siempre vida, live forever.
05:42I'm fully expecting Isabella Rusolini
05:45to come out of the floor.
05:46If you want to make room, I'll take one.
05:47I don't.
05:50Some of these queens look so thirsty right now,
05:52and they're like, well, I want immunity.
05:53Well, people in hell want ice water.
06:00My goodness, there's so many of you.
06:03Jesus.
06:04It's like some Mormon family.
06:07Shapira and Plain Jane,
06:09I see you've both received your immunity potions.
06:12Now, you can use it to save yourself from elimination,
06:15or you can use it to save another queen.
06:26Immediately, I can smell like the blood in the water.
06:30Everybody wants a taste of what's
06:31ever in that little bottle.
06:33Now, a warning.
06:34Now, a warning.
06:38You can only use it once.
06:40Plus, your potion has an expiration date.
06:45But more will be revealed about that later.
06:50Now, family, for this week's maxi challenge,
06:53we are having a ball.
06:58It is a design challenge.
07:00This is what I came here to do.
07:02I am so excited.
07:04I love a ball.
07:07And not just any ball.
07:08We are throwing the mother of all balls.
07:13Look number one.
07:14Category is Mother Goose.
07:16An outfit inspired by a classic nursery rhyme.
07:20Look number two.
07:21Category is Significant Mother.
07:24An outfit inspired by your favorite famous mom.
07:28And look number three.
07:30Category is Call Me Mother Father Eleganza.
07:34I love it.
07:36From scratch, you need to create a mother of the ball outfit
07:41using only menswear.
07:42Oh, yeah.
07:46Manly suits, flannels, work clothes,
07:48and things of that nature.
07:51That's right.
07:52She's my mother and my sister.
07:54She's my daughter and my father and my mother and my sister.
07:59Racers, start your engines.
08:01And may the best drag queen win.
08:04Yeah.
08:09These girls are actually like spastic.
08:12It's like chaos.
08:13You would think it's like Black Friday.
08:15Oh, pull it right off the hanger, girl.
08:16Right out from under me.
08:17This is ridiculous.
08:18Everyone and their sticky little fingers
08:20are grabbing every single fucking item that's there.
08:22And I'm looking at this beautiful blue suit.
08:24I already have a concept in mind.
08:28Who took a blazer?
08:29No, they took my color.
08:30Who took the blue blazer, bitch?
08:32Hmm?
08:33You took the blue blazer.
08:35Well, shit.
08:37I'm stuck.
08:39Y'all hoes took everything.
08:41I'm left with the scraps, honey.
08:42Denim and a couple of bows.
08:44That's all that was left.
08:45They left me out there to dry like Marilyn Monroe on the street.
08:49Just like, oh my God, this is too much.
08:52I don't know what to do.
08:54Okay.
08:58It's a ball challenge this week.
08:59Oh my God, I'm so excited.
09:01I'm not.
09:03The first two looks we can pull from our closet,
09:05but we must make our final look using the menswear provided.
09:09I think I'm going to do a gown made out of denim.
09:12That is such a groundbreaking idea.
09:14Oh, you can be groundbreaking and I'll just be stunning.
09:17I know that I'm going to do well in this challenge
09:20because I love to sew.
09:21I love to create.
09:22Oh, Q, I'm scared of you.
09:24I'm feeling a little motivated after being in the top last week
09:27and not snatching that immunity.
09:30This is the challenge that I have been dying for.
09:32I'm just excited to show these girls exactly what I'm made of.
09:36I think I want to do something like really like,
09:38uh, maybe like a little bit like Vivienne Westwood.
09:41Sounds very ambitious.
09:42I usually am pretty ambitious.
09:45So Q is sitting directly across from me.
09:48So the whole time I'm like sewing, I'm also like...
09:52I'm guessing you two are seamstresses or...
09:55I think me and Q are having a little bit of a battle today.
09:57Donna's my biggest competition in this challenge.
09:59She also sews, she also serves looks.
10:02But this is my challenge to win and I'm going to take it with no holds barred.
10:08What you can expect from Mirage is going to be a skin tight mini dress,
10:11an eight inch heel and a smile.
10:13I made this too skinny, it's not going to cover my tits.
10:18Oh, it looks like what Robin Williams pops up in
10:22when he comes back in Jumanji after living in the jungle.
10:26Mama, it shreds.
10:28Hi.
10:29Hi.
10:32Word up, mothertuckers.
10:35Megami, Maya, Q and Mirage.
10:38Step into my office.
10:40Now, raise your hand if you know how to sew.
10:45Whose hand is not up there?
10:46Maya.
10:47Maya, you don't know how to sew?
10:48No.
10:49You're from Miami.
10:50Morphine is from Miami.
10:51Are you friends?
10:52Yeah, we're cool.
10:53Oh, we're cool.
10:54That sounds cold for, I hate that bitch.
10:58Were you surprised to see her?
10:59Actually, yeah.
11:00Okay.
11:03She's not a girl that actually performs.
11:05She's more so a pretty girl that focused on her looks.
11:07So I don't consider her drag as a drag race superstar.
11:12So I don't expect her to be here that long.
11:16So Q, there's a lot of pressure on you because you're already known as someone
11:19who knows how to sew and turn an outfit.
11:22Where'd you get your sense of style?
11:23My grandma taught me a lot of stuff art-wise.
11:26We did a lot of crafts and sewing and stuff like that together.
11:29Aren't you lucky to have had her?
11:31Yes.
11:31That's so great.
11:32We don't talk anymore.
11:34Last time I talked to her, she said that she basically thought I was going to get
11:39AIDS because I did drag.
11:41So I don't know how I'm supposed to have a relationship with someone that doesn't even
11:45see me as an equal.
11:48For her to accept your artistry, she'd have to deconstruct her whole belief system.
11:52And that's what she's afraid of.
11:54Some people get locked into one thing and say, I'm not going to change.
11:57Even if it means they have to say goodbye to people they love.
12:00Isn't that ridiculous?
12:02Yeah, it's hard.
12:03I mean, I do miss her.
12:07But I've just gotten to a point in my life where I only surround myself with people who
12:10love me.
12:10Absolutely.
12:11Life's too short.
12:12Yeah.
12:12It feels really good to have Ru on my side and I'm going to keep doing what I do best,
12:19which is being queer and unapologetic and doing drag and winning this challenge.
12:26Ladies, thank you so much.
12:27We'll see you out there.
12:28Thank you so much.
12:30All right, Nymphia, Plain Jane, and Morphine.
12:33Come on over.
12:34Morphine from Miami, Florida.
12:36Yes.
12:37So you know Maya.
12:38Yeah, I know of her.
12:40Shade!
12:41I know.
12:41Shade!
12:42I watched her perform a couple of times.
12:43I've given her a dollar.
12:46So what are you doing?
12:48This is your denim piece right here.
12:50Yeah.
12:50I'm going to ask the question everyone is asking.
12:52Yes.
12:53Will it be assless?
12:56Do you have a pen?
12:59So, Nymphia, you've got a lot of ties around your neck.
13:01I'm maybe going to deconstruct them and then make them into one piece of fabric and do
13:05something.
13:06That seems like it's going to take a lot of time.
13:08My hands move very quick.
13:11Don't underestimate the Banana Queen.
13:13Little do they know I am a very good seamstress.
13:16Couturier, one would say.
13:19I cannot wait for this fashion show.
13:22Bring it.
13:23They are about to be blown away with this strong gust of wind.
13:30Amanda, Dawn, Geneva, Hershey.
13:32Come on over.
13:33Hi.
13:35Amanda, you're prettier without that makeup.
13:40RuPaul, I just want to tell you, I did not do that makeup last week.
13:43That was my inner saboteur.
13:44All right.
13:45Okay, so raise your hand if you know how to sew.
13:49Okay, you've all raised your hand.
13:51Now, let me tell you which ones I believe.
13:55Dawn, I believe you can sew.
13:57Yes.
13:57This is my original sketch.
13:58Oh, that's pretty.
13:59Yeah, lovely, right?
14:00And I think I'm going to have overalls that go all the way from the top of the boot over
14:05my shoulder.
14:06Oh, I like that.
14:06Yeah, so like a little overall boot, right?
14:08That's a very Jean Paul Gaultier.
14:10Yes, exactly.
14:11And what about you, Hershey?
14:13What are you making?
14:15These socks actually inspired me to make like a little like pleated skirt.
14:19I was thinking like schoolgirl.
14:22Hershey holds up this like skirt of socks.
14:27I think that you have to like infuse a little bit more intentionality.
14:30Not just beep, beep, beep, beep.
14:31Just make sure, you know, embellish it.
14:33Make a statement.
14:34That's what we're looking for.
14:35We're looking for your personality, your aesthetic.
14:37See who you are.
14:39Ru is being encouraging, but her eyes are saying, girl, does she look ugly?
14:43Thank you, ladies.
14:45So I'm in some type of tailspin.
14:50All right, ladies, gather around.
14:52Since you've all done such a good job at being judgy these past two weeks,
14:58I'm giving you one more chance to rate a queen.
15:06Now, tomorrow, right after your runway presentation,
15:09you'll rate each other top to bottom.
15:12Based on your ratings, the three tops and the three bottoms
15:16will remain on stage to be critiqued by the judges.
15:21In the end, two queens will lip sync for their lives,
15:25and one of you will be going home.
15:30So we're voting before the critiques?
15:32Here we go.
15:33This changes the game.
15:35I'm gagging.
15:36And by the way, this dossier contains the rate a queen results
15:41from the first two weeks.
15:47I'll leave it here, just in case you're curious.
15:54Knowing how I ranked Nymphia in that first week,
15:58I'm a little bit concerned that the results will list how every queen voted.
16:02Who's a shady bitch?
16:04My voting was shady boots.
16:07So I really am not excited for these girls to know how I voted for them.
16:14Group one.
16:15In first place is Safira.
16:17Second place is Q.
16:19In third is Miss Dawn.
16:21Fourth, Mirage.
16:22Fifth, Miss Morphine.
16:24Fifth position out of seven?
16:27How dare these mocosa queens put me in fifth position?
16:33Try this little and kill her.
16:34Morphine is definitely cracked.
16:36I think she probably would have rated herself much higher,
16:38but that was where she should have been.
16:41In sixth, Tsunami.
16:43And in seventh, A Mandatory Meeting.
16:46I think that was purely based on runway.
16:48Did group one rate heavy on runway?
16:50No, hers was just really bad.
16:52Okay, all right.
16:54The makeup was rotted.
16:55The costume was cute.
16:56Let me see, let me see.
16:59The details are not in there.
17:04Shall we do group two?
17:05Sure.
17:07In first place, Plain Jane.
17:10In second place, Geneva.
17:12In third, Nymphia Wynn.
17:15In fourth, your legendary hostess, Miss Platinum.
17:18Fifth, Miss Maya.
17:24I'm actually gagging right now because I should have been higher
17:28and I was the one that had the actual talent.
17:33In sixth, Miss Hershey.
17:36And in seventh, Miss Megami.
17:41Placing last in the ranking is kind of disappointing.
17:46I think I really showed something different and unique.
17:50Well, now that I like all of you somewhat,
17:53it's going to be hard.
17:55Now it's going to be hard.
17:56She's lying, your honor.
17:58After this atrocity placement,
18:01I will definitely find out who put me in fifth position
18:04so I can vote the other bitches off the island.
18:07We could just put Plain and Sephira in the bottom of the timeline, right?
18:12Bitch, you want my immunity or what?
18:14What you have to remember is that karma is a bitch.
18:16The claws are out and I think the girls are going for blood.
18:18Really just grateful that we're all here to cry over a sewing machine together.
18:21But I'm also ready for someone to go home, sorry.
18:24Oh!
18:30Today we are using menswear to create fabulous womenswear.
18:35Being a cosplayer who creates my own unique looks,
18:39there's no way in hell I'm going to be in the bottom.
18:41She's ready to twirl for the ball.
18:49I'm stressed out.
18:51This is not up my alley.
18:53Right now I'm frustrated with the top because I've never made a top before.
18:57I don't know what to do.
18:59At this point, I am fucked.
19:01Maya, you good?
19:04Nope.
19:06My look's absolutely lost and Marty, I'm a little scared for her, to be honest.
19:11She made this little two-top and it is...
19:15The tube is not tubing.
19:17It's not a cylinder.
19:18It's not a cylindrical.
19:20It's square, bitch.
19:24Who are you most nervous about?
19:25Um, I don't know.
19:26I haven't looked around.
19:27I feel like...
19:28I mean, that so far is just the bra cup.
19:34Plane, how you holding up, darling?
19:36Hi, Play J.
19:37You're doing so great.
19:38Beautiful work, babe.
19:40Thank you, baby.
19:41Do you need any help?
19:44You're being so kind to me.
19:45I know.
19:46It's because you're such a loving person.
19:49You know what?
19:50I have that little immunity vial, right?
19:52Are you going to rate me in the bottom?
19:55I would never do that to you.
19:57I would never.
19:59I would never put you in the bottom.
20:01I'm so curious how you rated the queen.
20:03I think that you're so...
20:04Talent show.
20:05Did you put me up six?
20:07I am sort of a little worried that she somehow knows how I ranked her.
20:13Nymphia wins.
20:14And that she is now going to exact her revenge on me and place me in the bottom.
20:18But I'm going to call Nymphia on her bluff.
20:20I played pretty fair.
20:22Oh, that's cute.
20:23I'm hoping that you will, you know, take that into account into the next.
20:30My ass is too big.
20:31Look at this.
20:32Sister.
20:34Oh, no.
20:34What do I do?
20:35You better rearrange some of that fat, honey.
20:39Are you a handyman?
20:41I'm a handy woman, baby.
20:43Since you're almost done, would you like to help us?
20:46Because, you know, it's rate a queen.
20:48You need to make sense.
20:50There's Nymphia, who's being a little chaos goblin.
20:53Hi, girlies.
20:55Running around, distracting everyone instead of working on her own thing.
20:58Saphira, would you like any help?
21:00She's campaigning.
21:01You helping, girls?
21:02Vote yellow.
21:06I think the other queens think I'm like this weird, kooky queen.
21:09So I think they can't really gauge me just yet.
21:12It's your TJ.
21:13She's right.
21:14She said I'm playing the game.
21:16Oh, my God.
21:16I'm so annoyed.
21:22How's it going over here, army lady?
21:24Girl.
21:26I don't know.
21:26G.I. Joe.
21:27I don't know.
21:28This is awful.
21:28So hard.
21:29I started out with a mini dress.
21:32Can't go wrong, right?
21:35Oh, we are lip syncing this big bitch.
21:37It went horribly, horribly wrong when I tried to take off the mannequin and put it on my body.
21:42Ooh, not good.
21:50Not good.
21:51It looks like seaweed wrapped up on a breadstick.
21:55Yeah, you see it now.
21:56You can't unsee it.
21:58I don't know what to do.
22:00I might have to start over.
22:02Girl, you in danger, girl.
22:07It's runway day.
22:09Today's the mother of all balls.
22:12Blah, blah, blah, blah.
22:14For the first time, there will be an elimination.
22:17Thank God.
22:20Don't look.
22:21I'm embarrassed.
22:22What are you trying to do covering it up?
22:25Hiding from the judges, I think, is my new strategy.
22:29Somebody's going home today.
22:30And it makes me nervous mostly because it's a Raida queen situation.
22:34So I'm hoping that my group one sisters pull me out of this one.
22:38Let's look at mine.
22:39I want to see yours.
22:41It looks like the shoulders will match the hips.
22:44At least my shoulders will match my hips while I'm watching you lip sync.
22:50So how are you feeling about today's challenge?
22:53Um, I am way better than yesterday.
22:57The Sox weren't socking America.
22:59They just weren't doing what they're supposed to do.
23:01So last night, I went back to the table and got me a whole new fresh look.
23:05And I put together a character that I think represents Hershey best
23:08when it comes to everything that I can create.
23:10Sister.
23:11Hi, Miss Geneva.
23:12Hi, baby.
23:12I just wanted to check in on your mother and see how you were feeling about your look.
23:16I know she's going to come and try to throw some light shade at me.
23:20And she comes and she's like, sister, what are you doing, babe?
23:24Do you feel like confident even with the fact that you
23:27use more stretch fabrics than the non-conventional material that was being provided?
23:33Well, I mean, they also provided the stretch fabrics.
23:35If they didn't want us to use them, they wouldn't have put them there.
23:37Okay.
23:38Listen, I like your look.
23:39No tea.
23:40I just wanted to, you know, just check in on my sister.
23:43How do you feel about yours?
23:44I feel good.
23:45It's a little naked.
23:46No, I don't think so.
23:47I think it's just the right amount of naked.
23:50Girl, go fly somewhere else.
23:51You're like those mosquitoes that are so annoying.
23:53She's just trying to make me get in my head because I was in the top two with her.
23:57And she's trying to not have competition at the moment.
24:00What do your family think about you doing drag?
24:02Well, at first, they, for lack of better words, like literally hated it.
24:06I've been doing drag since I was like 15.
24:09I always tell people the very first drag queen I ever saw was Tyler Perry.
24:13I saw how funny he was.
24:14So that's when I started making my own parody videos in my basement.
24:17Where's the food?
24:18Waitress.
24:19Everybody else had the basketball and the football and all the other things they were doing.
24:22I just wanted to put my little wig on and make videos.
24:25And I thought I was hilarious.
24:27But I knew my parents were a little embarrassed.
24:29And I used to walk around looking like a whole entire crusted brick.
24:34It took a long time, but they finally brought themselves around to like supporting me.
24:38They come to my drag shows and stuff now.
24:39I do drag because ever since I put on that ratty wig in 2005, I've never felt more myself.
24:48Ah, I kind of love this tiny little brow.
24:51Nymphaea, do you want to tell the kids what I taught you earlier?
24:54Nymphaea asked me how to say certain things in Spanish.
24:57And I decided to give her a 101 in my own way.
25:00Teacher, can you refresh?
25:01Dame mas leche.
25:03Dame mas leche.
25:05No.
25:08Wow.
25:08No, no, no.
25:09Dame.
25:10Dame mas leche.
25:13Dame mas leche.
25:15And she's not joking, bitch.
25:17So, dame mas leche means give me more milk.
25:20But it also means give me more milk.
25:22Dame mas leche means give me more milk.
25:24But it also has another meaning.
25:27I will not elaborate further.
25:31Nymphaea.
25:34Go say some more things.
25:35Estupida punta.
25:37Estupida punta.
25:38You should add pinche punta estupida.
25:41Morphine.
25:43Pinche punta.
25:46You need that.
25:47You made me laugh.
25:49Nymphaea somehow has now become a Spanish messenger pigeon.
26:00Did I get that right, teacher?
26:02You did.
26:02I totally consider myself trilingual.
26:06Morphine.
26:07Oh, shit.
26:10And hopefully that will be my edge in this competition.
26:12You know, being international as I am.
26:15Dame mas leche.
26:16Vote yellow.
26:18I don't know about you, but I'm voting whatever opposite yellow is.
26:20This is low-key a shady season, y'all.
26:22I'm not the shadiest in the group.
26:24That's for sure.
26:24Plain's first words were these.
26:26I look good and you look ugly.
26:28I never said that.
26:29That's just what you thought.
26:32Remember, we're voting Plain.
26:35Sister, I'm just kidding.
26:37Oh, my God.
26:40The second group, they're butting heads.
26:41I'm kind of gagged because that's your people, honey.
26:44Put that bitch in the bottom.
26:45Let them take each other out.
26:49To the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
26:52She's not just a mom.
26:54She's a cool mom.
26:56Michelle Visage.
26:57I may be a cool mom, Ru, but my pussy is on fire.
27:03Ouch.
27:03Style superstar, Carson Kressley.
27:06Are you a mama's boy?
27:08Absolutely.
27:09And I also have a thing for daddy.
27:11Just putting that out there.
27:13And Brooklyn's most fashionable native son, Isaac Mizrahi.
27:19Is it safe to say you are your mom's favorite?
27:21Well, you know, considering I've made her clothes since I'm nine
27:25and I've made them available on EasyPay, yes.
27:29Well, darling, you are the special value of the day.
27:32That won't be the first time, darling.
27:36This week, we challenged each of our queens
27:39to serve three looks in the mother of all balls.
27:43Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
27:49Category is Mother Goose.
27:51An outfit inspired by a classic nursery rhyme.
27:55Up first, Geneva Carr as Miss Muffet.
27:58Eating her curds and whey.
28:01Little Miss Muffet is all grown up
28:03and she's giving like 1800th whore.
28:05I own the whorehouse.
28:06Oh my God, a spider.
28:09Dawn as Cushy Cow.
28:11Look at the set of sirloins on her.
28:14I'm serving cow on the runway tonight.
28:16Hooved feet, mama, get the shoe.
28:18Clip-clop, clip-clop, motherfucker.
28:20That's all I got to say.
28:21Hershey LaCour Jeté as Bernie B.
28:25It's pollinating season, bitches.
28:28So Miss Bernie B is generic.
28:31Old glamorous lady is part of the Hershey LaCour aesthetic,
28:34so that's why I picked Bernie.
28:35Mirage as Baba Black Sheep.
28:38You know where she gets her hair done?
28:39Where?
28:39At the Baba shop.
28:42I'm giving Rich Valley Girl Black Sheep fantasy.
28:45Baba Black Sheep, have you any wool?
28:48Yes, girl, yes, girl, three bags full.
28:51Magami as Little Bo Peep.
28:54Looks like she's been fleeced.
28:57I'm giving very sexy, deconstructed Little Bo Peep
29:01with my little fancy sheep purse,
29:03which I'm looking for, but oh, there it is.
29:07Amanda Tori Meaty as Little Pussy.
29:11This one gives me pause.
29:13I'm covered in these kitties that used to be my playthings.
29:18Yes, the kitties are dead.
29:19It's giving very Rhoda from the Babsy.
29:23Morphine as a man and a maid.
29:26Duster, I don't even know her.
29:29I am giving you a slutty maid who stole your man.
29:33You know, I'm using this little cleaning product,
29:35but honestly, I don't know how to clean anything.
29:36So just look at my ass.
29:38Maya Iman LePage as Mary's Canary.
29:43I like that she feathered her hair.
29:45I'm giving you Hedge and Queen.
29:47I'm giving you feather and the color is yellow.
29:51So be cautious, bitches.
29:53Q as the man in the moon.
29:56Now, is she waxing or is she waning?
29:58I want to give this very whimsical storybook character
30:02and breathe life into it.
30:04And I just feel like a creature that is out of this world.
30:08Nymphia Nguyen as little boy blue.
30:10This looks like a bad case of blue balls to me.
30:14This look is serving Rococo.
30:15She's giving you androgyny and I'm blowing on horns,
30:19but it doesn't seem to make a sound.
30:22Sephira as Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.
30:25You know, at midnight, she turns back into a whore.
30:29Mrs. Pumpkin Eater may have been caught in the pumpkin,
30:31but she is still a glamorous bitch, honey.
30:33I'm ready for the runway.
30:35And I look sickening, honey.
30:37Plain Jane as pussycat by the fire.
30:41I usually have it by the glass.
30:44I'm just giving you grand dom, roaring twenties.
30:47RuPaul is looking right at my pussy
30:50and he loves every bit of it.
30:54Tsunami Muse as Humpty Dumpty.
30:56Excellent.
30:57Huntina Dumpty.
31:00Oh, she fell and boom, cracked and emerged
31:03as the egg baby Huntina is snatched.
31:06I definitely feel like a sexy egg.
31:08If that's a thing, you know.
31:11Plasma as Tweedledum and Tweedledee.
31:13She's putting the tweed back in Tweedledee.
31:16I'm wearing a puppet over my stomach
31:19on both top and bottom.
31:21And mama, that is not usually where we find ourselves.
31:23So I'm giving you a little bit of versatility today.
31:26Serving dumb and dumber.
31:29Humpty Dumpty.
31:33Category is Significant Mother.
31:37Up first, Geneva Carr as Salma Hayek.
31:41Salma Hayek.
31:43This look is an official work for the premiere of Magic Mike.
31:46Salma Hayek is a huge inspiration to me
31:48because she is from Veracruz, Mexico
31:50and she's made a name for herself in the US
31:52and that is exactly what I am planning to do.
31:55Up next, Dawn as Audrey Hepburn.
31:57In the sequel, Dinner at Filene's Basement.
32:02Audrey Hepburn is not just a mother
32:05but she is well known as a fashion inspiration.
32:08My dress is just a gorgeous, simple black dress.
32:12And I feel like I'm showing the judges the versatility.
32:15Hershey Lecor Jeté as Mother Nature.
32:19Walking to the club earth first.
32:22The look is another latex outfit
32:25and it is very hot, just like global warming.
32:27I'm portraying Mother Nature as a demure woman
32:31and we need to take better care of her.
32:33Mirage as La Llorona.
32:35Sisters to my Sharona.
32:37Oh, okay, I was thinking El Nino.
32:42La Llorona is a notoriously bad mother.
32:44She is a ooky spooky, bookie van type figure.
32:47I just finished drowning my children in the river.
32:49She's giving nudity, she's giving inches.
32:51Honestly, I don't care if I ever find these kids.
32:53I look good.
32:54Mogami as Lady Gaga.
32:57Mother monster.
32:59Pause up.
33:00I am a huge Gaga fan.
33:01I have her tattooed on my body.
33:03I love that I get to honor someone
33:06who gives me such confidence in my own life.
33:09A mandatory meeting as Michelle Visage.
33:13Oh, it's a walk down Mamrie Lane.
33:15Oh, yes, reduction, boom.
33:18I've been obsessed with Michelle, past, present, and future.
33:21I am showing off this beautiful makeup that I've done.
33:24I want her to see I am soaking up every critique you give me.
33:28If I'm kissing her ass, I'm kissing her ass.
33:31Morphine as Kris Jenner.
33:33Momager on the catwalk.
33:35I literally feel like the real Kris Jenner,
33:37but 25 years younger.
33:39I'm giving a one-sided soup,
33:41and I pull out the camcorder to record the judges
33:43and all their glory and all their action
33:45like a momager does.
33:47Maya Iman LePage as Lil' Kim.
33:50When I think of mothers.
33:52This is the first one that pops to mind.
33:54The mother I'm doing is mother of rap.
33:58I love her so much,
34:00and people always tell me I look like Lil' Kim.
34:03Lil' Kim as Missy Misdemeanor Elliott.
34:06Yes, it's a hybrid.
34:08Q as Mama Judy Garland.
34:11The mother of a soul.
34:13Classic mother, mother to Liza Minnelli, darling.
34:16I am giving this dress that Judy wore in concert.
34:19It's called the Poppy dress.
34:21It was one of the most famous dresses that she ever wore,
34:23and I wanted to do it justice.
34:24Nymphia Nguyen as Angelina Jolie.
34:27All of her children's artwork adorn her gown.
34:30The look I'm referencing is her wedding dress.
34:33Just like her, I have six drag daughters.
34:35I had my drag family in Taiwan to, you know, paint the dress.
34:39So for me, it was very sentimental
34:41to be able to bring that Taiwan family here.
34:44Sephira as E.
34:46What a pain in the ass.
34:48I am the famous mother, the first mother.
34:51The snake thought he tricked Eve.
34:53But baby, Eve skinned that mothertucker
34:55and turned it into couture.
34:58Plain Jane as the Octomom.
35:00I am hobbling down this runway after just giving birth,
35:03but oh, oh, I feel another one coming.
35:08My beautiful children also double as a glamorous stole.
35:12I turn around, get to show my wide birthing hips,
35:14serving nothing but Octomom pussification realness.
35:18Now one child left behind.
35:21Tsunami Muse as Candy Muse.
35:24I think she looks just like Candy Muse.
35:28I've chosen to recreate Candy's entrance look from season 13.
35:32I am celebrating the Muse empire, baby.
35:36This is just the beginning of what the Muse
35:38is having in store for you.
35:40Plasma as Anne Boleyn.
35:42The cuntiest mother in all of royal British history.
35:45And then she got her head cut off.
35:46Tweedledee Tweedledum had two heads,
35:48and Anne Boleyn has no head.
35:49So how's your head?
35:51She performs under the name Guillotine Marie.
35:59Welcome back to the Mother of All Balls.
36:02Category is Call Me Mother Father Eleganza.
36:06Up first, Geneva Carr.
36:09Vroom vroom.
36:10Athleisure, I hardly know her.
36:13For this look, I'm giving military boss.
36:15It's a deconstructed suit.
36:16I'm using my sexiness, my Latina essence,
36:20letting the judges know that I'm very confident
36:21in what I'm wearing.
36:22The Sergeant Commander of the Queer Brigade.
36:26Dawn, House of Keebler.
36:29I'm giving you construction worker.
36:32My boots are made out of worker aprons.
36:34My corset is a puffer vest.
36:36And my cape is made out of a lot of menswear
36:38that I picked up in a pile.
36:40And cut together nicely.
36:41She's on the patch.
36:42She certainly is.
36:45Hershey liqueur jeté.
36:48That is a mother getting her kids in check.
36:50Oh, okay.
36:51I wanted to give you a classy,
36:53sophisticated, grown woman.
36:56She drives a Nissan Altima.
36:58She demands your attention.
36:59And she looks good.
37:01I own 51% of this, chicos.
37:05Mirage.
37:07You heard of Rambo?
37:08Well, this is glambo.
37:10For this look, I painted on a black eye
37:12because my dad was a boxer in the army.
37:14And that was what ultimately inspired this look today.
37:17It was a rough day for me,
37:18but I got something together and I feel hot.
37:21So it's a win for me.
37:24It turns out we do need another hero, don't we?
37:27Megami.
37:28Home Depot, she better do.
37:31My look is very Rosie the Riveter meets Rosie Perez.
37:35I feel like this look turned out really chic and cool.
37:39Now the maroon bandana, that means she likes Merlot.
37:43A mandatory meeting in the ladies room.
37:46If Lady Gaga were a paralegal,
37:48I am selling CEO, woman in the workplace, on vacation.
37:53She's still taking calls.
37:55Work is always on her mind.
37:56Pomp adorable.
37:59Morphe.
38:01Talk about hot pockets.
38:05I don't know what look I was trying to go for,
38:07but I'm feeling very sexy.
38:09And when I spin around, you see my beautiful BBL ass.
38:13Last minute, bitch, I decided to do a witch hat.
38:15Don't know why, but it looks great.
38:17Wrangler, I hardly know her.
38:20Maimon LePage.
38:22You know what she's doing?
38:23What?
38:23The safety dance.
38:25My look is giving you very rocker, very punk.
38:28After piecing the look together, it turned out good.
38:31And I'm actually liking this look.
38:33I'm not fat about it.
38:36Q.
38:37Madame Nicolau.
38:38Sir Madame Nicolau.
38:41I'm serving a little bit of Vivienne Westwood
38:43with some Dior sculpture elements,
38:46and then a little bit of Tom Brown.
38:48Very also avant-garde, haute couture fashion.
38:51If everybody votes how they should,
38:52I should be in the top this week.
38:5450 Shades of Hey.
38:58Nymphia Wynn.
39:00Oh my gosh.
39:02Nymphia can't come to the phone.
39:03She's a little tied up right now.
39:05Ties, ties, ties.
39:08Wiggly ties everywhere.
39:10I feel gorg.
39:10I feel tied up in my own fantasy.
39:13Well, the pleather was all mine.
39:16Saphira, it's tool time.
39:19How's your Phillips head?
39:22I'm giving you Roberta the Builder.
39:24Honey, this is my take on overalls.
39:26Saphira Cristal loves big, huge skirts.
39:29I am not as small as I appear in drag.
39:32And I have to use proportions to make it look that way.
39:35You better work, bitch.
39:36You can start with the washing machine.
39:40Plain Jane.
39:41Gee, I didn't know Fredericks of Hollywood was back in business.
39:44Well, now it's Fredericks of North Hollywood.
39:47This outfit is made entirely out of one suit that I deconstructed.
39:53I am slaying, and I can see Carson really squinting for the details.
39:57Squint away, mama.
39:58You won't be able to spot a single flaw.
40:01You've heard of Brooks Brothers, darling?
40:03Yeah.
40:03These are the Brooks sisters.
40:04Oh!
40:06Tsunami Muse.
40:08Stop relying on that argyle sock.
40:12I created this look out of suits, boxers, and dress shirts.
40:17I feel like the ditziest schoolgirl,
40:20and I'm having so much fun bringing this character alive.
40:24I'll see you in detention.
40:28Plasma.
40:29Plasma.
40:30It's not just for TV anymore.
40:32I am literally giving you my biological mother, Stacey,
40:35with this floor-length, pinstripe gown.
40:37I own 51% of this men's warehouse,
40:40and don't fuck with me, fellas!
40:42Tina, darling, I'm not mad at you.
40:44I'm mad at the gray flannel.
40:46Barbara, please, please.
40:48Please!
40:52Welcome, queens.
40:53Now that you've seen all of each other's ball looks,
40:56it's time to rate a queen.
40:58One more time.
41:00Based on your ratings, the three tops and the three bottoms
41:03will be critiqued by the judges.
41:06Now, you may leave the stage.
41:15It's rate a queen round two, Electric Boogaloo.
41:18And this time, there are 13 other girls to rate.
41:22Let's get down to this.
41:24In first position, I'm going to put Dawn.
41:27I'm going to be a good girl this time.
41:29In first position, I'm going to choose my sister, Nymphia Wind.
41:33She looked great.
41:35In first position, Q.
41:39Maybe let's place her in the second.
41:41The third outfit wasn't as fashionable as I would prefer.
41:47In second position is Zunami Muse.
41:51In third position, Plain Jane.
41:54Room for improvement.
41:56In 10th position, let's put Plain Jane.
41:59She was a little bit shady to me while we were painting.
42:02In 11th position, Maya Iman LePage.
42:05I need to see her work harder than this.
42:07I felt like she gave up, and that's why I put her in the bottom three.
42:10In 12th position, Hershey.
42:12That last look was not good.
42:15And in 13th, I'm putting Miss LePage.
42:19I pick Mirage.
42:21In 13th position, a mandatory meeting.
42:24Sorry, girl.
42:26None of what you are giving is for me.
42:29And that's the tea.
42:31And that is the tea.
42:34And that's the tea.
42:35And that's the tea.
42:37And that's the tea.
42:41Welcome back, queens.
42:42Your Raider Queen results are in.
42:46But before I announce the results, I need to ask.
42:49Zafira, do you wish to use your immunity potion this week?
42:59I'm good.
43:00OK.
43:02Plain Jane, do you wish to use your immunity potion?
43:07I'm all set this week, Rue.
43:09Very good.
43:10Queens, you have made some decisions.
43:14Nymphie Nguyen, Q, Zafira, your peers have rated you as the top queens of the week.
43:34Jeanne Vicar, Hershey LeCour, Jeté, Maya Imane LePage, your peers have rated you
43:43as the bottom queens of the week.
43:47I am fucking pissed off.
43:48These fucking perras, I should not be in the bottom.
43:52The rest of you are safe.
43:56You may leave the stage.
44:02Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
44:05Up first, Jeanne Vicar.
44:07Your Little Miss Muffin.
44:09I was struggling with seeing your face because the hat kept flopping in your face.
44:12And it was something too cumbersome about the tuffet.
44:15Then moving on to Salma Hayek.
44:17I was not getting Salma Hayek.
44:19I was getting fancy lady shopping for groceries in Staten Island.
44:22As for this, there's something about the color on the runway that is a little bit drab.
44:27I don't know what it is.
44:28Did you plan for it to rise up in the back like that?
44:31Well, yes and no.
44:33So no when I started, and then yes when I finished.
44:38Good answer.
44:39Thank you all.
44:40Up next, Percy LeCour Jeté.
44:43That bee thing in the beginning was so glamorous.
44:45I thought it was chic.
44:46I thought you sold it well.
44:48Mother nature.
44:48Yeah, there were some fit issues.
44:50It looked a little lumpy in places.
44:52And you did not make those pants.
44:54Oh no.
44:55Okay, I didn't think so.
44:56Because I was like, they're way too...
44:57I flippy.
44:58Yeah, I saw that.
45:00You put your piece of fabric on the inside pocket.
45:02You didn't make the pants.
45:03The look is very basic.
45:05The shoes don't match for me.
45:07I think the hair is very flat.
45:08It's giving me Stepford mom.
45:11And I think it's funny.
45:12There's a humor to it.
45:13I was trying to give a little homage
45:15to the mothers in my life.
45:16Yeah, but it's very realness.
45:18I could probably sell that on QVC.
45:20I know you could.
45:21In fact, they're telling me now that the seafoam is gone.
45:24Seafoam is sold out.
45:26Well, thank you, Hershey.
45:28Maya Aman Lapierre.
45:30Your mother goose.
45:31I thought it was beautiful.
45:32I mean, color is so important on the runway.
45:36I think the feathers, the minute you put your face down,
45:38you were blocked.
45:39Now, significant mother.
45:40I didn't get so much Lil' Kim in it.
45:42I was getting more Missy.
45:44Shockingly, I'm not an expert on Lil' Kim.
45:47What?
45:47I know.
45:48With all your Source Awards and your BET Awards.
45:50Oh, you are still a big ex-Source Award.
45:53Yes.
45:54I think for me, what went wrong is this a little bit.
45:57The dress goes a little Forever 21 basic,
46:01especially with that belt.
46:02What was your favorite?
46:04My favorite, Mary's Canary.
46:07It kind of reminds me of me loud, vibrant.
46:11You don't seem very loud to me.
46:14So you see yourself as sort of loud and Mary's Canary-like.
46:18Yes.
46:19I'm getting a timid feeling from you.
46:21No.
46:24All right, thank you.
46:26Up next, Q.
46:28Q, darling.
46:29The man on the moon thing was my favorite thing all night.
46:31That was just absolutely couture quality.
46:34And that headpiece, of course, was beyond.
46:36You eclipsed everyone with that.
46:38And then, as someone who identifies as Liza Minnelli,
46:43Judy Garland said mother more than almost any single thing in this show tonight.
46:47And then this, I think, is also so divine.
46:50It's really good work.
46:52And then the Ann Jillian wig, for those of you who are watching.
46:56Your creativity, your artistry, your craftsmanship, it's all here tonight.
47:01What'd you have the most trouble with, with this outfit?
47:04Nothing.
47:06Nymphia, wind beneath my wings.
47:10Little Boy Blue, yes.
47:12My favorite nursery rhyme.
47:13You kind of gave us that little blue boy by Thomas Gainsborough.
47:16And then you gave it all these drag tweaks.
47:18It was really fantastic.
47:20Your significant mother, not gonna lie, I didn't really get Angelina from the look.
47:23But I loved the details, the kids art.
47:25It was beautiful.
47:27You're versatile.
47:28You look so different in each of the passages presented tonight.
47:32And this is just, I mean, otherworldly.
47:36The crowning glory are all these silk ties that you've made.
47:39Three-dimensional, like they're blowing in the wind.
47:41So fun, so chic, so drag.
47:44It's really hard to get neutrals to be like stunning.
47:47And you nailed that.
47:49It just looks like an Hermes catalog.
47:51It looks expensive.
47:53It's friggin' brilliant.
47:55You make me so proud.
47:56I love it.
47:57Thank you, guys.
47:58Up next, Saphira Castell.
48:01Your Mother Goose pumpkin eater look.
48:03The details I appreciated so much.
48:05How the stem became the bodice and then it carried up through your wig.
48:08Your significant mother, Eve, is also whimsical and funny and a wink-wink,
48:13which is, again, what we love about drag.
48:16This, too, I really like.
48:18It's very shucked and very green-eyed.
48:20With a dash of the whiz.
48:21Yes.
48:22You have like an amazing presence.
48:25Like when you were walking the runway in all three presentations,
48:28you have a really, really special way of moving.
48:31Thank you, Saphira.
48:33Thank you, queens.
48:34I think we've heard enough.
48:35While you relax in the untucked lounge, the judges and I will deliberate.
48:43Welcome back, queens.
48:44I've made some decisions.
48:50Nymphia, this week, little girl, you blew us away.
48:56Condragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
48:58Yes!
49:03You've won a cash prize of $5,000.
49:08I mean, I am a fashion queen and if a fashion queen doesn't win,
49:11how is she going to say she's a fashion queen?
49:16Geneva Carr, your mother looks needed a goose
49:20and your eleganza came up short.
49:24Hershey, liqueur, jeté.
49:26Bernie B had us buzzing, but your eleganza was slacking.
49:32Maya Iman Lepage, this week you gave us little Kim,
49:36but moving forward, we're going to need to see a little more Maya.
49:44Maya, you are safe.
49:49You may join the other girls.
49:54Geneva Hershey,
49:56I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
50:00I still don't agree that I should have been in the bottom.
50:03I am angry and feeling the fire.
50:06I am definitely going to murder Hershey on this lip sync.
50:08Two queens stand before me.
50:12Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
50:20The time has come for you to lip sync
50:25for your life.
50:32Start the music and let me eat this girl up real quick.
50:35Geneva cannot outperform me.
50:37Luck and don't fuck it up.
50:55Always make it all about you, especially when you've had a few.
51:03All the things I heard from your ex, now they make a whole lot of sense.
51:08Already feel bad for you next to have to put up with you.
51:13Worked on myself, opened my eyes.
51:15You hate my friends.
51:19I am getting all these emotions and I'm trying to read them.
51:22I am not going to lie.
51:24It's always one fall and you're a short fuse.
51:27Just like a town ball.
51:28And I think you should take a second just to look at your reflection.
51:31Baby, baby, you're a problem.
51:37I'm staying in character with this church lady right now.
51:41I just feel like I'm on a stadium stage.
51:43It's adorable.
51:46It's not me, it's you.
51:48It's not me, it's you.
51:51It's not me, it's you.
51:55But with you, it's always my fall and you're a short fuse.
51:59Just like a town ball.
52:00And I think you should take a second just to look at your reflection.
52:04Baby, baby, you're a problem.
52:06Okay, yeah.
52:07You see a pattern, a point of view.
52:10Got a little backwards.
52:11You should take a little finger and just point it in the mirror.
52:14Baby, baby, you're a problem.
52:17Oh, you should take a little finger and just point it in the mirror.
52:25Baby, baby, you're a problem.
52:36Ladies, I've made my decision.
52:39Geneva Carr, Chanté, you stay.
52:44You may join the other girls.
52:51Hershey, LaCour, Jete.
52:54My queen, you are and will always be a Rue girl.
53:00Now, sashay away.
53:02Thank you very much, Rue.
53:04And this will be sold every day.
53:05Away.
53:06Thank you very much, Rue.
53:08And this will be sold everywhere in January.
53:16It's chocolate.
53:21I wouldn't have done anything differently.
53:22I'm not a seamstress by any means.
53:24Clearly, I did the best that I could.
53:26And I'm proud of myself.
53:27I know it's my time for me to start touring.
53:30I want people to know that Hershey, LaCour, Jete is a sickening performer.
53:33And she's worth every dollar that you tip her.
53:36Congratulations, queens.
53:40And remember, if you can't love yourself,
53:42how the hell are you going to love somebody else?
53:43Can I get an amen up in here?
53:45Amen.
53:46All right.
53:47Now, let the music play.