DRАG RАСЕ S16Е12 (2024)
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00:00Oh my God, Maya.
00:07Maya was just eliminated.
00:13I am sad, but I can't be too sad because Maya and Morphine
00:17pissed all over that damn stage.
00:19You can't be sad when you see a performance so amazing.
00:22It was fun. I love you all.
00:24Morphine, bring it home.
00:26Hashtag 305, queen of flips, Maya.
00:30I just want to say, bitch, I sent home the queen of flips.
00:36Oh my God, bitch, I cannot wait to rub it in her face.
00:40Maya fucking threw her ugly dress on my face.
00:43So, baby, I threw my tit at her.
00:45One thing about Miami, bitches, we fight till there's blood drawn, bitch.
00:50I told her, bitch, if it came down to us, it was going to be me that stayed.
00:53So, period.
00:55Bitch, I'm going to bring it home, I promise.
00:57I love you, bye.
00:59When I landed in the bottom, I really was feeling defeated,
01:02but this lip sync brought something out of me.
01:04I don't know if it's the adrenaline or the fact that I sent home Maya.
01:07I feel like I'm fucking here, I'm ready to fight, I'm ready to win, win, win, win.
01:11I think we should all start off by giving a big round of applause
01:14to our winner tonight, Miss Saphira.
01:17Congratulations.
01:19This is my third win, and I'm so excited.
01:22I am on a roll, baby.
01:24I was kind of surprised.
01:26I just didn't know I was here.
01:30Q is looking like I stepped on her dog and threw him across the street
01:35and then came over there and fucked her husband.
01:37But I'm not happy about seeing you the way that you look right now.
01:42Q, the heat radiating off that body, mama, I, like...
01:47I mean, at the end of the day, like, you won and we didn't,
01:50and that's just how it is.
01:52Plain or I deserved that win, or, you know, both of us should have won.
01:56None of it makes sense.
01:58But say it, say it.
02:00No, because most of it, like, just feels, like, very, like...
02:03Just get it off your chest.
02:05No, I'm good, actually, yeah.
02:07Okay.
02:08I love you.
02:09Yeah.
02:13I think that Q has shown a bit of a pattern of behavior,
02:17of being a bit of a sore loser.
02:20Which, you know, we all have our vices, but that's hers.
02:26Top six!
02:27Top six!
02:28That is so great!
02:29It feels correct.
02:30It does.
02:31I feel like we are each such individual, unique personalities
02:34and characters in drag, period.
02:36Now, listen, how boring would it be if all the girls with the wins
02:39are the ones that make it all the way?
02:41Like, let's sneak in there, diva.
02:42Yeah, you guys are amazing, but you just never know.
02:45How about you catch up first?
02:46I'll catch up, sweetheart.
02:47I'll catch up, sweetie pie.
02:48So, let's get out of drag.
02:51Oh, my God.
02:54Mama, I know, I know you're in your feelings,
02:57but we all know who the true winner slash winners of this week...
03:00I just need some time.
03:01Okay, okay, okay, okay.
03:04I will always love and care for all my sisters.
03:07But if you feel like you need help packing, I will help you pack.
03:10You know, if Q checks out of the competition,
03:13mentally and physically...
03:14Move over, bitches, because I'm coming through.
03:17Hi.
03:18Hi.
03:19Hi.
03:20Hi.
03:21Hi.
03:22It is a new week here in the workroom.
03:25This is the top six now, and it's stiff, baby.
03:29So, claws are out.
03:31The girls are going to come for blood.
03:33Bring it.
03:34So, I have a question.
03:36Yes?
03:37Who would we switch out and then replace with the eliminated girl?
03:40Girl?
03:41Wow.
03:42Wow.
03:43Wow.
03:44Jesus.
03:45Wait, wait, wait.
03:46I would switch Plain for Amanda.
03:48Oh!
03:49I would switch out Nthia.
03:51Oh, oh.
03:52Well, I replace you with Zunami.
03:54How about that?
03:55Okay, I'll take that.
03:57Can I ask you a question?
03:58Q, how are you feeling?
04:00Oh, yeah.
04:01I was definitely in a very heated headspace.
04:04We don't blame you for it, sister.
04:06I don't blame you for it.
04:07And I knew that, which is why I was keeping quiet.
04:10I didn't want to say something that was, like, too heated or anybody took as, like, resentment.
04:15Because I love you, and I didn't want to take away from you winning,
04:18even though I still feel like it wasn't deserved.
04:23Bitch, what?
04:24Who?
04:25Who are you to say that my win is undeserved?
04:29You could have said I disagreed.
04:31You could have said the same, but, like, it wasn't deserved.
04:33It wasn't deserved.
04:34It wasn't.
04:35Oh.
04:36Uh-oh.
04:37Bitch, you don't want to mess with Saffir, bitch.
04:39If it wasn't deserved, why do you think it happened?
04:41Well, I don't know.
04:42I don't know.
04:43I really honestly do not know.
04:45That's part of the reason I was, like, so, like, gobsmacked gagged.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Yeah.
04:51Yeah.
04:52Like I said last season.
04:55Saved by the motherfucking Rubelle, because, honey, we about to go into this.
05:01Ladykins.
05:02Hey.
05:03Nature calling.
05:04Oh.
05:05Now, every queen needs her throne.
05:07Especially if she plans to wipe away the competition.
05:12Oh, and, uh, don't forget to flash.
05:15What?
05:16What?
05:17Are we shitting today?
05:18I don't like that.
05:19I don't like that.
05:20Hello, hello, hello.
05:21Oh.
05:22Oh.
05:23Come on, Red Shoes.
05:25Ladykins.
05:26Yeah.
05:27You know, the late, great Tammy Faye was a good friend to the queer community,
05:31and one of my favorite people in the world.
05:34Tammy Faye had the soul of an angel and the makeup skills of a drag queen.
05:40Back in the 80s, she was the inspiration for this iconic T-shirt.
05:48I ran into Tammy Faye at the mall.
05:50So for today's mini challenge, I want you to paint your own custom T-shirt using just your face.
05:57Oh, no.
05:58Oh, no.
05:59Oh, God.
06:00So you have 15 minutes to beat your mug with cosmetics provided by Anastasia Beverly Hills.
06:06Ready, set, go.
06:12Okay, okay, okay.
06:20Stunning.
06:22This is how my parents see me.
06:24Not this.
06:29Queens, you've never looked lovelier.
06:31Oh, thank you.
06:33Please give a warm welcome to the president of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics, Norvina.
06:40Hi, Ru.
06:41Hi, Queens.
06:42Now, Norvina, people often ask what a year's supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics looks like.
06:48Well, now we know.
06:52Oh, pit crew.
06:53Pit crew.
06:58Oh, my God.
07:01Okay, ladies.
07:02Now, you each have one shot to create an unforgettable self-portrait by pressing your faces onto these T-shirts.
07:10All right, Queens, put the T-shirt on the pit crew.
07:15Be careful of their nipples.
07:16Some of them are hot wire.
07:18Oh, it looks great on you.
07:19Oh, my God.
07:20All right.
07:21Now, paint.
07:23Hello.
07:25Oh, dear.
07:29I'm never like this.
07:30I'm usually a lady.
07:33Norvina, are you a fan of the great Impressionist painters?
07:37Does money exchange count?
07:41Absolutely.
07:44Okay, Queens, let's see your T-shirts.
07:47Plain Jane.
07:48Ooh.
07:49What does that look like?
07:50I'm getting someone.
07:52Pork chop?
07:53Oh, yeah.
07:55Zafira.
07:56I ran into Zafira at the Boo Dan Hut.
07:58That's right, mama.
08:00Delicious.
08:01Nymphia Wynn.
08:02Let's talk about Impressionist.
08:04It looks a little like Jane Goodall.
08:08Jane Goodall.
08:09Do you remember her?
08:10I don't.
08:13Dawn.
08:14Oh, it looks like an ultrasound.
08:17We're expecting.
08:18Really?
08:20You.
08:21Wait a minute.
08:22Is that a painting of Maya Iman LePage?
08:27Is it too soon?
08:29Morphine.
08:32Oh, my God.
08:33What?
08:34Morphine looks like a dumpling, but with a face on it.
08:37Ladies, you have all painted for the gods.
08:40But one of you left a truly lasting impression.
08:43The winner of today's mini challenge is...
08:47Plain Jane.
08:49Finally, I won a mini challenge.
08:51Congratulations, Plain Jane.
08:54You've won $5,000 worth of cosmetics from Anastasia Beverly Hills.
09:01Well, thank you, Norvina.
09:03Come back and paint with us anytime.
09:05Thank you, Ru.
09:06Good luck, queens.
09:10My queens.
09:11You know, public restrooms get a lot of bad press.
09:15And I think you know the reason why.
09:18Bad design.
09:21Well, we are about to change all of that.
09:24For today's maxi challenge,
09:25you'll be starring in the hot new design show,
09:29Bathroom Hunty.
09:32Now, working in pairs,
09:33each designing duo needs to build a model powder room.
09:39Now, you'll all be working for the same client,
09:42an eclectic couple opening a nightclub.
09:45Now, they want their powder room to be over the top,
09:48filled with unexpected features and amenities.
09:53Now, most importantly,
09:54it needs to be 100% gender inclusive.
10:00This restroom shouldn't just be a good place to go.
10:03It should also be a fun place to stay.
10:08This week's design duos are
10:10Plain Jane and Sephira,
10:12Nymphia Nguyen and Dawn,
10:15and Q and Morphe.
10:18So, mama, I'm paired up with Q,
10:20and she just had a bitch fit about not winning,
10:23and it was a mega, mega, mega bitch fit.
10:25So I hope she got out of that,
10:27because, girl, she could pull me down with her.
10:30Now, ladykins, teamwork makes the dream work.
10:34So don't just look out for number one.
10:36This week, you've got to look out for number two.
10:41Racers, start your engines,
10:43and may the best drag queen win.
10:49Okay, now.
10:50For today's maxi challenge,
10:51we are going to design gender inclusive bathrooms
10:55for this new design show, Bathroom Hunties.
10:58Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick.
10:59It's like a very creative challenge.
11:01It's definitely very fun and camp,
11:03and I think it is gonna come down
11:05to just the performance of it.
11:06We're, like, on HGTV, bitch.
11:07I was a little nervous getting paired up with you
11:09because I was like, uh-oh, she's upset.
11:11No, you know what?
11:12I don't want you to, like, get up, you know, be upset.
11:14Oh, no, that's not, like, the whole time.
11:16Well, that's not, like, how I am,
11:17because I, like, move on very quickly,
11:19and I also am, like, a very focused artist and performer.
11:22Are you joking?
11:24Yeah, but...
11:25I'm, like, not mad about it.
11:26Are you sure you're not mad about it?
11:28You know what I did last week when I was mad about it?
11:30I didn't even let it come out, mama.
11:32I thought you were gonna blow up any moment.
11:34I still feel like last week,
11:36Plain and I were robbed,
11:37but my mentality is just to, like,
11:40come back with, like, the fury for the win,
11:43like, come back clawing to prove the judges wrong.
11:46At the end of the day, I don't decide who wins.
11:48The judges do, so that's that.
11:49You're gonna walk in the judges?
11:51No!
11:52Girl.
11:53I'm not at liberty to be carrying anybody
11:54through any challenge right now.
11:55I need her to help me more than me helping her,
11:58so I really need her to snap out of it.
12:00Do you have any, like, ideas, like, right off the bat?
12:02I was thinking something, like, hilarious off the box,
12:05like, heaven or hell kind of vibes.
12:07Oh, yeah, that'd be fun.
12:08Like, if we're doing hell, right?
12:10It would be hilarious if the toilet seat had spikes.
12:12Oh, like, you couldn't, like, sit down on it?
12:14You can't sit on it.
12:15That'd be funny.
12:16We start coming up with ideas, like, clockwork, mama.
12:18We're laughing our asses off,
12:20and I'm really happy to see Q in a better mindset
12:22because, mama, I think this is gonna be great.
12:25So we could do, like, something kind of, like, dungeon-y.
12:27Nothing works, like, the mirrors are broken.
12:29Uh-huh.
12:30Oh, my God, I'm just toiling with ideas, girl.
12:32Oh, my God, she just has all these ideas.
12:33She's the idea girl today.
12:34You see, if I had this mentality for the seminar,
12:36maybe I would have won.
12:38You know, that's what I thought, too, though, so...
12:40Well, yeah, too soon, too soon.
12:42Too soon, too soon.
12:43So are we doing a yellow bathroom?
12:45Now, hear me out, Nymphie,
12:47because I do love you and I do respect you,
12:49I kind of, kind of, kind of feel like
12:51it might be better to show some diversity,
12:53some versatility.
12:54How about farting?
12:55I want to do something farting.
12:57I'm pretty gassy.
12:58Yeah, I think I'm gassy, too.
12:59Where's the gassy girl?
13:00Oh!
13:01Last week, working with Maya
13:02was not the most collaborative thing.
13:04Um...
13:05But Nymphie's an oddball.
13:07She's a little crazy, but she always nails it.
13:09So I am happy to be on our little oddball express this week.
13:13No, wait, wait, wait.
13:15What if it's an art museum toilet?
13:17A fart museum?
13:19The museum of modern fart.
13:21Yes.
13:22What if we just had, like, a pedestal with a banana on it?
13:25I want that.
13:26Right?
13:27What sounds should our toilets make?
13:28Oh, I don't know.
13:29I think it should sound like...
13:31Ah!
13:33What about like a...
13:34Oh!
13:35Ah!
13:37Ah!
13:39Okay.
13:41Come on, Nymphie, let's come back.
13:46Slay.
13:48I'm really excited to work with you.
13:50I've seen you do really well.
13:52Mother's eyes are out.
13:53Always looking for who is really killing it.
13:56Oh, thank you!
13:57I think you've been killing it, too.
13:59This is true.
14:01Saphira's a winner, baby.
14:02So this does feel like a strong powerhouse team,
14:05but at the same time, I'm also a little bit nervous
14:08because Saphira is more of an old soul than I am, if you will,
14:12and I hope we can sort of find a common ground.
14:15So you're an opera singer, right?
14:17I am an opera singer.
14:18What if, you know, we did, like, something musical-related?
14:21I'm thinking, like, a stage,
14:23and then, you know, you're up here with a mic.
14:25Maybe it's, like, an operatic lounge.
14:27Speakeasy?
14:28A speakeasy.
14:29Oh, like a vintage vibe.
14:31Like a vintage vibe, yeah.
14:32And when I think speakeasy, I don't just think opera.
14:35I think that we could have opera in there,
14:37but I think we should have a little bit of, like, 1920s.
14:40Oh.
14:41I love this speakeasy bathroom concept.
14:43It is a boozy fun time with an opera twist.
14:46This is my wheelhouse.
14:48I feel another wind coming.
14:50Let's sing something simple.
14:52I don't want your bed.
14:54I don't want your bed.
14:57This sounds great.
14:58I mean, not amazing, but, you know.
15:01As we're working, I'm starting to feel like
15:04Saphira is going to be much stronger
15:07of a presence in this type of setting.
15:10During the drag seminars,
15:11Saphira had a real presence about her on that stage,
15:14and then Nymphie and Morphine were just overshadowed.
15:17I'm ticklish!
15:19Ooh, sisters, cover your ears.
15:21The glass is about to shatter.
15:23Ah!
15:26It's hard to ignore that feeling of impending doom.
15:37Ooh!
15:39Oh, my God!
15:41This is kind of crazy.
15:43It is time to start creating our bathrooms.
15:47Physical labor.
15:49Time to get to work, baby.
15:52You look like a sperm.
15:54What do you mean?
15:57You want to start moving shit already?
15:59Why not?
16:00We should at least see what fits where.
16:02Plain Jane don't do manual labor.
16:04I don't like picking things up.
16:06Are you serious?
16:08Yes!
16:09Feel her hands, they're so soft.
16:11You've never done housework?
16:13Not a day's work in her life.
16:15Is this the definition of a white person?
16:18No one...
16:20Girl, ain't nobody got time for this bullshit.
16:22Oh, my gosh, we're going to get so muscular,
16:24our drag isn't going to fit anymore.
16:26You're going to have to start painting as I draw these flames.
16:29I'm painting?
16:30Or do you want to draw the flames?
16:32I'll draw the flames.
16:33Do I trust you to draw these flames?
16:35You draw the flames on one side,
16:37and then I'll draw the flames on the other.
16:39How about that?
16:40So a big part of our bathroom design
16:42is we want big flames all over the wall.
16:45This is a little harder than expected, Mama.
16:48What are you doing over there?
16:51How are you getting it like that?
16:53I'm actually being specific with my brush strokes.
16:56I am too, but it's not working.
16:58My arm is hurting, I'm getting carpal tunnel syndrome,
17:01the flames look a little weird.
17:03Girl, you took an Adderall pill for sure,
17:05because how did you do this fast?
17:07I'm just staying focused.
17:09I'm focused too.
17:12Ah!
17:14Back in my day, I used to have to paint an entire house by myself.
17:18If you look at Plain and Saphira's,
17:20it looks like they're designing for a historical drama.
17:23They can take the soap and get a little bit of water right here.
17:27Oh, period.
17:28How is that a club?
17:30Maybe it's a club for old people, maybe.
17:32We need cigarettes.
17:35I love it.
17:37So Nymphia and Dawn are doing this kind of like pea green wall.
17:42It's kind of unsettling, like diaper surprise.
17:46Nymphia, I think we leave that wall white.
17:49Why?
17:50Because I feel like the green will be too overbearing.
17:53And then what if we even did this one straight across,
17:56like the top half green and the bottom half white?
17:59Ew, no!
18:01No? Okay, okay, okay.
18:03How about if this is white squiggles and then green squiggles?
18:06What about black squiggles?
18:08Ew!
18:10Last week, I was in control, okay?
18:12And now I gotta deal with a bitch making a decision?
18:15That's modern art, right?
18:18I want someone that I can spitball off of, or a collaborator.
18:21I know that not every idea I'm gonna say is a good idea,
18:24but there's no bad ideas, right?
18:26Maybe there's a hand over here.
18:28Maybe there's a hand over here.
18:31Modern art.
18:35What am I?
18:38Lion King.
18:40I'm just a guy holding a leg.
18:43Okay.
18:45I think we're gonna struggle in the comedy core of this challenge.
18:53It looks like flames from like a South Park episode.
18:58I'm kind of just examining what the other girls are doing,
19:01and honestly, everybody seems to be getting it done and executing.
19:05So I think it's time to shake things up.
19:07Mm-mm.
19:16Flayna! What is that?
19:18What is what? What is this?
19:20Oh my fucking Lord!
19:22That wasn't me, girl. This?
19:24Flayna just can't stand the fact
19:27Bitch, okay, you want to play? Let's play.
19:29Prepare to be painted.
19:31You are dead!
19:33Ah, fuck off!
19:35Ooh, the girls are fighting!
19:37Don't fuck with Flay.
19:39Let them take each other out.
19:41That would be perfect for me.
19:48Girls, so this week we had to design bathrooms,
19:52and, you know, I'm kind of excited because I'm always in the bathroom.
19:55I poop at least five times a day.
19:57I have a really fierce metabolism,
19:59so this challenge is for me for sure.
20:03I feel good about what we have prepared,
20:05but also, like, it's top six,
20:07and this is the first week where it's just top three,
20:09just bottom three, and no safe at all.
20:11I just want a win.
20:13I'm just at this point like,
20:15girl, please, please, oh my God,
20:17like, I just need to win something,
20:19and if I don't win something,
20:21I need to at least go to the top five,
20:23four, three, two, one.
20:25Oh, my God, I can't breathe.
20:27What's up with that?
20:29Nothing, I...
20:31It's getting down to the wire.
20:33I want to slay this week.
20:35I don't know, there's just some uncertainty, that's all.
20:37This is very odd
20:39because I know Plain and her delusional confidence,
20:41but this is not the Plain that I'm working with this week.
20:43Why do I have the grounded Plain?
20:45Bitch, we're supposed to be flying.
20:47We can run it a couple times before we go in.
20:49Yum.
20:51How are you feeling, Nymphia?
20:53I don't know if I'm gonna survive this challenge.
20:55Why not, Nymphie?
20:57Everyone's room looks so good,
20:59and they're good sellers.
21:01But our room looks good, and we're good sellers.
21:03This is when I need the win,
21:05because if I can get a win this week,
21:07that means I'm going into next week on a high,
21:09and I can make it through that challenge
21:11and sail right up to the top four.
21:13And if I learned anything from last week,
21:15the parts that they seem to like the most
21:17were the ones where we were just being ourselves,
21:20You're stressing me out, Nymphia.
21:22You seem so nervous.
21:24It's, like, making me nervous.
21:26My approach is to really...
21:28I honestly don't even know.
21:30I don't have an approach.
21:32You look like a drag king.
21:38Wait, I literally do.
21:40What's your drag king name?
21:42Dusk.
21:44So obviously it's a bathroom challenge.
21:46Has anyone ever had a little accident?
21:49What do you mean? Like, as an adult?
21:51Yeah, like, you poop these yourself?
21:53No, but there have been some questionable farts.
21:57Sisters!
21:59One time I was performing at brunch,
22:01so I do a jump split,
22:03and I hear...
22:09I stayed in the split,
22:11because I'm like, if I get up
22:13and I see something on the floor, my career is done.
22:15But nothing came out.
22:18Morphine slimed all over the stage.
22:20I'm just a poopy queen.
22:22Morphine's merch is gonna be adult diapers, honey.
22:26She's gonna be the queen of incontinence.
22:28Miss Incontinenta!
22:33Dusk!
22:37Has anyone ever had, like, an issue
22:39being in, like, the women's bathroom
22:41while you're in drag?
22:43I got escorted out of a bathroom once.
22:45I was, like, invited as a special guest
22:47to this straight bar.
22:49They made me show my I.D., so I showed my I.D.
22:51I was in full geish.
22:53I'm walking in with my cisgendered friend,
22:55and we go to the ladies' room.
22:57The security slams the door open,
22:59and he goes, your I.D. says male.
23:01You need to get out of here.
23:03I had to go to another bar, to a gay bar, to use the bathroom.
23:05A lot of my partners have been transmasculine,
23:07and they've dealt with bathroom issues.
23:09Because of these laws, they're using the bathroom...
23:11Based on their genitalia.
23:13My bathroom is, like, gender-fluid.
23:15I dread going to the airport bathrooms.
23:17They never have a gender-neutral bathroom,
23:19so if I go into the women's room,
23:21that's gonna be already, like, bang.
23:23And if I go into a men's room,
23:25they look at me like a weirdo.
23:27I would love to live in a world
23:29where this social stigma of gendered restrooms
23:31doesn't exist at all, and all restrooms
23:33can sort of be gender-inclusive.
23:35Yeah.
23:37I don't understand why people care so much
23:39about other people's genitalia.
23:41Like, why can't you just let us do
23:43the normal human thing that humans do?
23:49I have been nice and polite,
23:51but I'm still thinking about Q saying
23:53that my win was undeserved.
23:55I still feel like it wasn't deserved.
23:57You could've said I disagreed, you could've said anything,
23:59but, like, it wasn't deserved.
24:01It wasn't.
24:03I need to talk to her about this now.
24:05Back to this bitch who had a lot to say about me
24:07the other day in the morning.
24:09Q, what's good?
24:11Obviously you were for some reason,
24:13since you won the challenge.
24:15That's true.
24:17But at the end of the day, you know, we're here,
24:19we're moving on to the next one.
24:21That's not what it seems like.
24:23Okay, cool, that's where we are,
24:25because that's where we could've been,
24:27but it felt like you tried to invalidate.
24:29No, no, no, not invalidate, don't say that.
24:31Well, your words were, it was undeserved.
24:33Maybe you, like, not agree with, maybe that's what I should say.
24:35I did give you the chance to say next one.
24:37I didn't mean by that,
24:39but I am seeing the way I said that
24:41and how it hurts Shapiro,
24:43and I did not mean to do that.
24:45I definitely wanted to bring this up,
24:47because I want to squash it.
24:49I hate feeling that way,
24:51especially about someone who I love and like.
24:53Maybe I should've chose a different word,
24:55but at the end of the day,
24:57this is what I said, and I'm sorry,
24:59but you know I love and respect the shit out of you.
25:01One word can be the difference
25:03between getting your point across
25:05Yes, bitch.
25:07It doesn't matter what she thinks.
25:09She still doesn't have as many wins as I do.
25:11So I'm going to focus on myself,
25:13and that's the team.
25:15I love this top six, I cannot lie.
25:17The second all 14 of us came together,
25:19this is the top six that I picked.
25:21Clayton, how did you see it shaken out, top six?
25:23I wasn't really thinking about it,
25:25but I will say,
25:27since coming here,
25:29I envisioned myself going to the very end.
25:31Uh-huh.
25:33I don't want to get too wrapped up
25:35in just a sort of really
25:37overpowering feeling that takes me sometimes
25:39of just how bad
25:41I want to
25:43get there.
25:45I've tried
25:47to portray myself
25:49as somebody super, you know,
25:51tough and invulnerable,
25:53but the weight of that armor
25:55is really fucking with me.
25:57I don't know,
25:59there's just something that I...
26:03If I really start talking about it,
26:05I'm gonna get emotional, but there's...
26:07I feel like I'm just always...
26:11What?
26:15Flamie!
26:17Hmm.
26:19Give me a hug.
26:23Let it out.
26:25Don't take his moves.
26:27The reason why I want to succeed here so bad
26:29is because I've always been
26:31fighting against myself.
26:33That part of me that tells me that I'm
26:35scared and I'll never be able to, like,
26:37you know, be myself.
26:41Me sort of starting to feel
26:43like I'm losing sight of
26:45the end a little bit really
26:47has me in my head. I don't know.
26:49Write down
26:51all your worries.
26:53Read it out loud.
26:55Unfold it, tear it up, throw it behind you.
26:57Would you like to do that?
26:59Sure.
27:01It doesn't feel the best
27:03to show these girls that I'm
27:05not an invulnerable Terminator
27:07drag queen who's just gonna slay, slay,
27:09slay, eat, eat, eat them all up.
27:11But I feel like this challenge is either gonna
27:13make me or break me, and I can't get
27:15these thoughts out of my head.
27:19No, read it out loud.
27:23Open it up.
27:25Read it out loud.
27:27So this is what, you know,
27:29I hear sometimes from the depths of my
27:31closet. You aren't strong enough.
27:33You aren't brave enough. You aren't funny.
27:35You will flop. You will fail.
27:37Fold it. Now tear it up.
27:39Thank you, but no fucking
27:41thank you.
27:43Throw it right over
27:45your shoulder. There we go.
27:47There it is. It's gone.
27:49Now I feel like Plain and I can tackle
27:51this challenge. I hate real moments
27:53in boots.
27:57The main stage of RuPaul's
27:59Drag Race. This girl is
28:01the shit, Michelle Visage.
28:03Well, it do take number
28:05two to make a thing go right.
28:07Style
28:09superstar Carson Kressley.
28:11Got any good bathroom stories?
28:13I was once in a stall next to
28:15Betty Davis. How did you know it was
28:17Betty Davis? Well, I heard her say,
28:19What a dump!
28:21It's true.
28:23That was her.
28:25And our extra special guest
28:27judge, Mayan Lopez.
28:29Welcome, my darling. Let's get
28:31this party started.
28:35This week we challenged our queens
28:37to design over the top, gender
28:39inclusive powder rooms.
28:41And tonight on the runway, category is
28:43Chain Reaction.
28:45Racers, start your engines
28:47and may the best drag queen
28:49win.
28:51Up first,
28:53Morty.
28:55You heard of Mr. T?
28:57This is Mrs. T and A.
29:01Every single part
29:03of my outfit, down to the motherfucking
29:05hair, has chains. The inspiration
29:07for the look is Jobari
29:09Realness. Jobari's lure
29:11men with her song into the waters
29:13and then she seals all their gold.
29:15Her golden globes.
29:17Cute.
29:19Do the cups
29:21match the links?
29:23I am rattling
29:25down this runway wearing these pants
29:27with red chains all down the side
29:29and then we go up into my bolero
29:31top with a chain swooping
29:33down from the arms. I'm really
29:35feeling the chain fantasy.
29:37This is Houdini's granddaughter.
29:39Houdini.
29:41Dawn.
29:43I don't know who she is, but
29:45if there's a snowstorm tonight,
29:47she's going on my time.
29:49This is
29:51Dungeon Dawn. She has many, many
29:53disciples of which she hates all
29:55of them because they're all ugly little dungeon dwellers
29:57and she is the prettiest bitch in all the land.
29:59It's draped. It's rouge.
30:01The chains are chaining. It's so sickening.
30:03No one's gonna steal this wig,
30:05I assure you.
30:07Nymphia Wynn.
30:09Oh, honey. I've been a bad,
30:11bad girl.
30:13I am serving Switch Dog.
30:15The chains that you see that look
30:17like knots are traditional Chinese knots.
30:19I look dainty and
30:21soft, but I'm gonna whip the shit
30:23out of you. Whips and chains excite
30:25me. Okay. They also
30:27scare me because I bruise easily.
30:29Oh.
30:31Plain Jane.
30:33ET, chrome home.
30:35I am
30:37an alien sex
30:39cyborg. I can barely move my
30:41arms. I've been chained up for so long,
30:43but I've broken free.
30:45I am ready to
30:47invade planet Earth. Take me to
30:49your breeder, baby. I wanna be a
30:51part of her chain gang. Yes.
30:53Sephira. Oh.
30:55Her safe word is
30:57slewfoot. Oh my
30:59God. I'm walking in this
31:01garment feeling pussy
31:03as a dog.
31:05I'm serving you BDSM
31:07realness. I'm giving you puppy play.
31:09Oh. Oh.
31:11I'm giving you high fashion. I'm
31:13giving you something that you have not seen from Sephira.
31:15Now, is it just me or has Snoopy
31:17gotten really kinky?
31:21Welcome, queens. Let's tune
31:23into America's favorite
31:25new design show, Bathroom
31:27Hunties.
31:29Tonight on Bathroom Hunties,
31:31two eccentric German night
31:33club owners are on a mission to find the
31:35ultimate potty experience for their club.
31:37They're about to explore three different
31:39bathroom concepts designed by the world's
31:41draggiest divas. Which
31:43one will they pick?
31:45Find out on Bathroom Hunties.
31:47Presented by Lush.
31:49First up,
31:51we're heading to the Fowls of Hell
31:53where Lucy the Third
31:55and Lucy the Thirder
31:57have designed the hottest spot to squat.
31:59Oh, yeah. Hello.
32:01Hello. How are you?
32:03Welcome to the naughty
32:05potty. Oh, it's a naughty potty.
32:07Welcome, sinners. Oh, he needs a
32:09snack. Please make yourselves uncomfortable.
32:11Take a load off here at our co-hangers, the
32:13park lot. Oh, look at the nice
32:15golden hooks. Oh, nice.
32:17Oh, how rude.
32:19That is a feature because
32:21we're in hell.
32:23That makes perfect sense then.
32:25So, we actually grew up in hell. Lucy and I
32:27are sisters, so we brought all the
32:29comforts of home to this public
32:31restroom. Oh, it's such a soul.
32:33It's my childhood.
32:35So bad. We have
32:37a shattered glass mirror that
32:39really echoes the inner shattered
32:41soul, your inner demons.
32:43And the last person to view this, it was
32:45my mom on the page, I believe. Oh, yes.
32:47And that's what made it shatter. Looking into it
32:49will give you seven years of bad luck. Oh. It's because
32:51you know, we're in hell.
32:53Oh. People want to visit
32:55the naughty potty because it's
32:57like a mixture of like interior
32:59sickening design with like
33:01torment and pure agony.
33:03And look at the gorgeous painting of my
33:05lady friend. You guys share a lot of similarities.
33:07Long lost relatives.
33:09Our bathroom is for all the
33:11bad, nasty people in the world who just want
33:13a little extra prick.
33:15We have some special entertainment.
33:17We have a demon over here attached to the
33:19wall. He's been very, very bad.
33:21Bad demon. Very naughty demon.
33:23Each night, we have to
33:25punish him for that. And how do we do that?
33:27We do that with... Pickle torture!
33:29Pickle torture!
33:31Pickle torture!
33:33Pickle torture!
33:37Here, this isn't your regular public bathroom.
33:39It's hell!
33:43You asked for a
33:45two-person stall.
33:47Come on in.
33:49So our two-person stall
33:51is like...
33:53Oh my god, you go. I forgot.
33:55Our two-person stall is kind of how you feel
33:57when you go to a regular public bathroom,
33:59but worse.
34:01Rotten and gross.
34:03Shall we do it together, darling?
34:05Oh, it's a double elimination!
34:07Yes, it is!
34:09You know, you can't quite reach the toilet paper.
34:11I almost had it in my cup.
34:13I know, you almost had it.
34:15You can't quite flush the number two.
34:17Or the three or the four.
34:19Or the three or the four, exactly.
34:21Should we flush?
34:23I think you guys should flush.
34:27Oh, I'm so sorry.
34:29The client should choose the naughty potty
34:31because it's the hottest spot
34:33to squat.
34:35Thank you for coming
34:37to the naughty potty.
34:39And don't forget,
34:41go to hell!
34:45Next, Nymphia, Wind, and Dawn
34:47pitch their artsy-fartsy bathroom
34:49to Deedee and Dada.
34:51Hello!
34:53We've been waiting for you.
34:55Welcome to The Art,
34:57Modern Museum of Fine Art,
34:59where we have brought
35:01the art museum aesthetic
35:03into the bathroom.
35:05We are heavily inspired by
35:07art museums,
35:09modern art museums.
35:11We want to bring that essence of a museum
35:13into the bathroom
35:15because I always feel so inspired
35:17looking at art in a museum.
35:19As you can see here,
35:21this is imported Italian marble.
35:23How does it work?
35:25Oh!
35:27It is carved to this muscular stature.
35:29I just rub right here.
35:33I don't think that's water.
35:35We want everyone to walk into this bathroom
35:37and feel like they can be seen
35:39and purified.
35:41The mirror's our head-to-toe.
35:43Oh, you can see her hole!
35:45We are the future
35:47of bathrooming.
35:49Release.
35:51We want you to create.
35:53We want you to be open.
35:55We designed this space
35:57specifically for finger painting.
35:59Oh, right here!
36:01And we actually have something to paint.
36:03Oh!
36:05Oh, cement!
36:07I like this bathroom so much.
36:09The men will do
36:11whatever you need them to do
36:13in the bathroom.
36:15We're here to serve.
36:17Oh, my goodness!
36:19I feel so artistic now.
36:21Live and breathe art.
36:23Art is everywhere.
36:25We want you to embody art.
36:27For art?
36:29It will move something inside you
36:31when you walk into our space.
36:33This exhibit is titled
36:35Wee!
36:37Wee!
36:39Are you ready for the lover's pose?
36:41We are ready.
36:43Wee!
36:45Oh!
36:47How do you feel?
36:49Is this like tantric pottying?
36:51One of a kind.
36:53We've never connected in a way so intimate.
36:55I hope they choose us
36:57because this is just a whole experience.
36:59Oh!
37:01We want people to feel inspired
37:03looking at all the art pieces
37:05we have curated specifically for this.
37:07Just, you know, enjoy art
37:09and believe that art is within you
37:11and everyone.
37:13Thank you so much.
37:15We'll keep you in mind.
37:19Remember to create your own art.
37:21I'll see you in Dusseldorf.
37:25For our last stop, our nightclub owners
37:27check out Sequoia Crystal Ball
37:29and Janice Plainsteen's
37:31Prohibition-era powder room
37:33where you can sneak a sip of booze
37:35while you do number twos.
37:37Sorry, do you have the password?
37:39Oh, so it's a password.
37:41I know it.
37:43What is it?
37:45That's right.
37:47How y'all doing?
37:49At the Booty Liquors Speakeasy,
37:51you can relieve yourself
37:53while reliving the height of 1920s.
37:55Bottoms up!
37:57We offer unique amenities
37:59that will make you want to stay forever.
38:01We need jobs.
38:03We do.
38:05So let me show you our powder room.
38:07Now what do we do here?
38:09Powder, dada, powder.
38:11You know exactly what to do, dada.
38:13Open it.
38:15That's right!
38:17We gotta hide some of that
38:19because this is a speakeasy.
38:21That's right, and we don't have a liquor license.
38:23My favorite thing about this piano
38:25is that it doubles as a liquor cabinet.
38:27There's a hidden little surprise here, girl.
38:29What's that?
38:31It's liquor!
38:33Booty Liquors Speakeasy lounges
38:35for anybody who wants to just drink
38:37until you can't feel your face.
38:39Old-timey folks like my friend Sequoia over here.
38:41Make some noise for Fernando.
38:43Fernando!
38:45I can hear seconds, Fernando.
38:47You come in the Booty Liquors Speakeasy
38:49because you gotta take a you-know-what,
38:51but you stay there because of the wonderful entertainment.
38:53I sing a little bit of opera.
38:55And I sing a little ragtime.
38:57We also like to scat.
38:59I don't scat, girl. I'm not into that.
39:01Maybe it's just me.
39:03Yeah, that's just you, baby.
39:05Give it up for the vocal stylings
39:07of the one and only Shakira.
39:09Sequoia.
39:11She can't never get my name right, this bitch.
39:13Shakira.
39:15Ž
39:17Ž
39:19Ž
39:21Ž
39:23Ž
39:25Ž
39:27Ž
39:29Ž
39:31Ž
39:33Bravo!
39:35That's right.
39:37Not only do we provide the vocal lounge,
39:39we also provide the live entertainment.
39:41Make sure you bring your money.
39:43We're unemployed.
39:45Here's the piece de resistance.
39:47The one and only, two.
39:49Wow!
39:51Just what we asked for.
39:53I see the lawn.
39:55Oh, it has a little window.
39:57Hello, Dada.
39:59Hello, Didi.
40:01How are you, my darling?
40:03The thing about these halls is not only can you see each other,
40:05but you can also hear each other.
40:07Don't ever put your eye up to the hole.
40:09I learned that too many times.
40:11Our speakeasy gives you all the things
40:13that you love about the 1920s,
40:15like liquor, booze, and hooch,
40:17without the things you don't like about the 1920s,
40:19like prohibition, syphilis, and segregation.
40:23Ž
40:25Ž
40:27Ž
40:29Privacy up in here. Closet, bitch.
40:31Ž
40:33Oh, wait. Which one did they pick?
40:35I guess I'll have to subscribe
40:37to Paramount+.
40:39Ž
40:41Welcome, queens.
40:43Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
40:45Starting with Morphine.
40:47This design challenge is all about three things.
40:49Concept, execution, and teamwork.
40:51And I thought the concept,
40:53I thought that was cute.
40:55Not the most inventive, but it worked.
40:57And the design execution was just fine.
40:59I thought you had great details.
41:01You had some out-of-reach toilet paper,
41:03but the part where you lost me was the teamwork.
41:05Because Q was kind of driving the bus in there,
41:07and you were doing a lot of head-shaking and uh-huh,
41:09and there just wasn't enough of a point of view from you.
41:11When she was doing her thing so strongly,
41:13it left you as an afterthought,
41:15and you're not an afterthought.
41:17You're fiercer than an afterthought.
41:19But, I mean, this look, you look absolutely incredible.
41:23It's like J.Lo and Whitney.
41:25Great minds think alike with the gold.
41:27I know, bro. Latino is love.
41:29Well, honey.
41:31Thank you so much. Thank you.
41:33Up next, Q.
41:35You did great in the challenge.
41:37You kind of were the tour guide,
41:39and I would have loved to be in your inner circle of hell.
41:41You took control of the situation,
41:43and it felt great. Great details.
41:45We forgot to talk about how you had a person there
41:47for us to tickle.
41:49I checked that off my bucket list.
41:51What do you think did not work?
41:53I definitely think some things maybe could have been
41:55fleshed out better, like comedy-wise.
41:57The pants, as a whole,
41:59are kind of swallowing you when your arms are down,
42:01so I lose your shape just a little bit in the thighs.
42:03But when you're moving
42:05and your arms are up, I mean, it's quite phenomenal.
42:09Up next, it's Dawn.
42:11You kids were in the Fart Museum.
42:13The concept was really great,
42:15and it was visually stunning.
42:17The thing was,
42:19you, like Morphine, you got steamrolled
42:21by Nymphia, and I think that there was
42:23a struggle for you two trying to find your way
42:25with your chemistry.
42:27I did see you trying to get in there,
42:29and I think in the beginning, it kind of
42:31was a lot of explaining.
42:33I just felt like y'all were working it out in real time.
42:35It felt like an improv
42:37that was still workshopping.
42:39This look, it's very, very cool.
42:41I don't know if I love the chains
42:43and the face. I kind of, like, wish it was, like,
42:45drapes and you could pull them open
42:47and I could get the full face effect,
42:49but that would be the only ding that I would have on this look.
42:53Wow, Nymphia, I can't stop looking at you.
42:55I just keep looking you up and down
42:57and finding even more details.
42:59You have such a great eye
43:01for delicate things, like the way you combine
43:03color, the navy with the teal
43:05and that smoky teal and the
43:07interconnected jewelry pieces. They're phenomenal.
43:09And you just have a taste level
43:11that is through the roof.
43:13So, Nymphia, I think there's a big
43:15misconception that there can't be
43:17any dead air. It's okay to let
43:19the room breathe for a split second.
43:21We just kept talking and we're going around
43:23chasing your tail, saying the same thing over and over.
43:25All the good parts
43:27in life are actually in the
43:29silent parts. That's what allows
43:31the funny bits to happen.
43:33Up next, the plane!
43:35The plane!
43:37I really enjoyed my time at the
43:39Booty Lickers speakeasy.
43:41I think why the two of you were so successful
43:43is that you were very confident
43:45in your concept. You knew the details
43:47of your character, of your
43:49scene partner's character, and it allowed
43:51you to just be in the moment and be playful.
43:53I love how you would
43:55call her different names, like Sequoia
43:57and Shakira.
43:59That was funny. And your physicality
44:01really sold it to me.
44:03Honestly, it was so nice because it was
44:05simple. Tonight, this look,
44:07as cool as this is, this might be the third
44:09time this effect is coming out
44:11on this runway from you. I'm not saying it's bad, it's cool.
44:13But it's very predictable
44:15for Plain Jane. But you did a great job.
44:17Thank you, thank you, thank you.
44:19Up next, Saphira. This look,
44:21you didn't just give us literally outfits with chains
44:23hanging on it, and you used chains as like,
44:25oh, like a dog collar. And it's that wink-wink
44:27nod-nod that we love about
44:29drag. I'm living for it.
44:31I had so much fun watching you
44:33on the challenge. Your character had a backstory
44:35and you had a truth and you had a point of
44:37view and you were living from that.
44:39I would love to be in an improv troupe with you
44:41because you get it. You know exactly
44:43what to do, Dada. You had answers
44:45for everything. I can tell what kind of host you are,
44:47I can tell what type of performer you are,
44:49just from that little interaction that
44:51we had in that room together.
44:53Thank you, Queens. I think
44:55we've heard enough. While you untuck backstage,
44:57the judges and I will
44:59deliberate.
45:01Just between us girlfriends, what do
45:03you think? Let's start with Murphy.
45:05She looked beautiful tonight.
45:07That gold Rick James hair with that beautiful
45:09outfit. I'm so torn because
45:11she did not pop in the challenge.
45:13I wonder if that's lack of preparation
45:15and that's why she had nothing to say.
45:17I felt bad watching
45:19her. I was rooting for...
45:21We were rooting for you!
45:23The vocal fry
45:25thing, it was so one note.
45:27I don't know how much longer I can live on this planet
45:29with the vocal fry.
45:31I totally get it.
45:33Let's talk about Q. With that vocal fry
45:35thing, Ru, when you can't create a new
45:37character, everybody goes to
45:39this. I'm a Kardashian
45:41in hell. And Q did it
45:43and the only thing that gave her the upper hand was
45:45she felt more in control. Right. Q
45:47definitely drove their portion
45:49of the challenge and that was commendable.
45:51But on the runway, the materials she
45:53chose for that look were really impossible
45:55to work with and she kind of shot herself
45:57in the foot tonight. Dawn.
45:59Tonight on the runway, I know Carson, the Chains bothered you
46:01in front of the face. They didn't bother me because I felt it was
46:03kind of like emo and goth. Artsy. Yeah.
46:05I just really enjoyed it. I love Dawn.
46:07I love her artistry. I love her quirkiness.
46:09But I thought that really receded
46:11this evening. I don't even remember much
46:13of her performance. Yeah. Well, Dawn got
46:15lost in the sauce and she had a hard time
46:17keeping up with her partner.
46:19Nymphia. First off, I couldn't stop
46:21looking at her balubies, as I like to call them now.
46:23But she was, I mean,
46:25all over the place. She was
46:27just taking all the air out of the room and you're just looking for
46:29that moment to kind of get in there. A little bit
46:31of breathing room is totally fine. It's what you need
46:33to make the things pop. Tonight on the runway,
46:35she absolutely took my breath away.
46:37What I really, really loved the most was that hair.
46:39That hair and that makeup were just perfection.
46:41Playing Jane. On the
46:43runway tonight, I thought she looked beautiful.
46:45She was like a Buzz Lightyear's dominatrix.
46:47What I loved about their concept
46:49is that they edited it down. All
46:51the other teams were telling us all these features
46:53and this machine and that machine. They had a simple
46:55idea and they were allowed to let that idea
46:57breathe and they were playful with each other.
46:59Listen, this is a smart kid. She knows
47:01comedy timing. She understood what her
47:03character was in relation to her
47:05scene partner's character and that really
47:07worked. Saphira. It was
47:09that playful improv which when you're at
47:11play, that's when hopefully the best stuff is
47:13going to happen and that happened for her. A lot
47:15of what made Saphira so great
47:17in the challenge was her partnership
47:19with playing Jane. They allowed
47:21each other to shine. Saphira, Shakira,
47:23Sequoia.
47:25Jackson. On the runway, she did
47:27something so different for her. She was a
47:29BDSM dog. This could be
47:31its own collection. Pet coqueteur.
47:35Silence. I've
47:37made my decision. Bring
47:39back my girls.
47:41Welcome back, queens.
47:43I've made some decisions.
47:47Playing Jane, tonight
47:49you proved that any singing hole
47:51is a goal.
47:53Saphira,
47:55tonight you were one
47:57boozy shantoozy.
48:01Contragulations, you're both winners
48:03of this week's challenge.
48:07You will split a cash prize
48:09of $5,000.
48:11Baby, we just won again.
48:13You may step to the back of the
48:15stage. Thank you so much.
48:17Oh my god, it feels like
48:19a huge weight off of my shoulders and it feels
48:21so good to have won my third
48:23challenge.
48:25Morphine,
48:27on the runway, you were
48:29a golden girl.
48:31But in the challenge, you were a bit of a
48:33potty pooper.
48:35Q, you're one
48:37hell of a queen.
48:39But tonight,
48:41we didn't feel the fire.
48:45Morphine, I'm sorry my dear, but you are
48:47up for elimination.
48:49Q, you are safe.
48:51You may join the other girls.
48:57Dawn, you are an artsy
48:59queen. But tonight,
49:01you ran out of gas.
49:03Nymphia,
49:05tonight you dominated
49:07the runway. But in the challenge,
49:09you could have used a little more
49:11submission.
49:15Nymphia, you are
49:17safe.
49:19You may join the other girls.
49:21Dawn,
49:23I'm sorry my dear, but you are up for
49:25elimination. Being in the bottom
49:27is very hard. But they've seen this
49:29bitch lip-sync twice already. They've not seen me
49:31lip-sync, so I know exactly what I
49:33have to do. I'm gonna give them Dawn.
49:35Let's go.
49:37Two queens, stand before me.
49:41Ladies, this is your last chance
49:43to impress me and save
49:45yourself
49:47from elimination.
49:49The time has come
49:51for you
49:53to lip-sync
49:55for
49:57your life.
50:01I don't care who's next.
50:03Even though it's my good Judy, she will be
50:05Thanos snapped out of the game, baby.
50:07So, sorry Dawn.
50:09Good luck
50:11and don't fuck
50:13it up.
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