DRАG RАСЕ S15Е02 (2023)
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00:00That's right.
00:09Before this week is over, one of you will be going home.
00:12Are there any chocolate bars?
00:16There are 16 of us.
00:18I thought I was in competition mode before and now it is a competition.
00:24So for one of you, it really will be one night only.
00:30One night only.
00:33I will leave you now so you can become better acquainted.
00:38No tongues.
00:40Now we got to get to know these other bitches.
00:43I guess.
00:45Hey girl, how y'all doing?
00:52So sugar and spice.
00:54I feel like season 15 is like trade and twinks.
00:59But I'm still the trade of the season.
01:06I grew up in the Texas drag scene and I know Mistress Isabel is no joke.
01:10She is known in Houston for being that girl who will cut you down in a moment's notice.
01:16I am so glad that I have someone else to talk massive amounts of s*** with.
01:20Okay, I want to know. Who knows each other already prior?
01:23Like from the other people?
01:24From the other group?
01:25I know Sasha from back home.
01:26I do.
01:27Oh my God. Sasha Colby. That is my LA sister.
01:30Alright, the drag icon.
01:32It's so nice to see you.
01:33I love you, sis.
01:35I mean, I guess you could say that I know sugar and spice from Instagram.
01:38Yeah, we're like Insta friends.
01:40Of course, everybody knows who sugar and spice are.
01:43I feel like all of my drag friends are virtual.
01:46So now it's fun to have friends in person.
01:48I just want to touch everyone.
01:53Champ, let's see if they can last more than 15 seconds.
01:56However many seconds it is, they give you on TikTok.
02:00Can I ask what your entrance line was?
02:02Well, we trotted in together.
02:03We were like, well, this doesn't look like the toy store.
02:06And then I was like, sweetie, that was my line.
02:08And then we started like fighting.
02:09It was giving rehearsal.
02:10We're like the doll you pull and just like the little lines come out.
02:13I've been waiting for them to shut up.
02:16You're going to be here for a while.
02:18I got like yelled at once, like my librarian was like...
02:20Again, enough about them.
02:23Girls, I thought we were all friends.
02:25I'm starting to feel like, oh no, it's going to be me and sugar against the world.
02:29Okay, you guys, there's 16 of us now.
02:31You guys want to go back to rehearsing?
02:33We should.
02:34We got to add them into our choreography that we just worked hard on.
02:39Do you guys want to see what we came up with?
02:41Yeah.
02:42Show us, show us, show us.
02:43We'll be over here just judging.
02:47Hit it.
02:48Hit it.
02:49I want to be on top and let the children know.
02:53Let the children know.
02:55I'm ready to chop.
02:59Y'all said y'all preparing something.
03:00But this is like 10 seconds of high kicks and chopping.
03:03And it's not going to work with 16 of us on stage.
03:05I say that we stop ours like right before Tonight Tonight.
03:08And then they come in from the back.
03:10No, I think we all should just be on together.
03:13Baby, we got to choreograph a whole opening number.
03:15And the girls have already started.
03:16So, like, what are we going to do?
03:18I'll place people.
03:19Okay.
03:20Do we have to choreograph our own version?
03:21Are we going to pick up where they left off?
03:22What do you want me, baby?
03:23We'll pop you right here.
03:25Okay.
03:26It's like Tetris.
03:27Where are we going to fit?
03:28I have a suggestion.
03:29Yes?
03:30We have eight new girls.
03:31I think that our group should be on one side.
03:33And their group should be on one side.
03:34And be like, tonight, tonight.
03:35Then one night only.
03:36And everybody mixing together.
03:37Do we listen to the song one more time together, maybe?
03:40They come in when we come in.
03:42Too many chefs in this kitchen.
03:45Can we put one person in charge of saying everything?
03:47Because there's too many people saying a bunch of s***.
03:49We are getting nowhere.
03:51I'm feeling very frustrated because I'm not the best with choreography.
03:54And I know it's going to take me a long time to learn.
03:56For one person, it really is going to be only one night.
03:58So, I want to make sure it's perfect and it's what it needs to be.
04:00You know what I mean?
04:01Right, right, right.
04:02I'm not trying to be a bitch like Dominate.
04:03I just...
04:04You don't have to try.
04:08Mistress and Irene are already going at it.
04:10I mean, I thought me and Spice were going to be the drama this season.
04:13Okay.
04:14One person needs to be in charge.
04:15The extra comments from people is unnecessary.
04:18Jesus Christ.
04:20Me and Sugar are in totally opposite sides of the room.
04:22And we just keep making eye contact.
04:24Like, we just have our little inside joke faces.
04:26We're like, this is ridiculous.
04:28I know that we already had a routine.
04:30But I feel like we really need to start from scratch.
04:32Scrapping everything, I just think it would take too much time.
04:35Speaking of time, we don't have a lot.
04:37So, I think we should just get back to work and start doing this.
04:40All right, bottoms, let's take it from the top, all right?
04:43I'm really nervous about how this number is going to come out.
04:45I don't know if we're about to go to war.
04:47But I do know that it's going to be a long night.
04:49I'm telling you, it's going to be a long night.
04:53Woo!
04:54It's moving day.
04:56Y'all, let me throw this mug on real quick.
04:58Buenos dias, baby.
04:59It is a new day in the work room.
05:00And we're going to do our talent show in front of the judges.
05:02Here we go.
05:03Engines are running.
05:04The game has begun.
05:05Let's go grab our stuff.
05:09It is a madhouse.
05:11We all have to claim stations.
05:13And the energy is just go, go, go, go, go.
05:15Go to the mirror, go to the mirror, go to the mirror.
05:17Sugar's running to secure our clothing.
05:19And then I run to secure the makeup station.
05:21Because we share a lot of the same makeup.
05:23And also, like, it's our thing, getting ready together.
05:25It's like, let us just be our little twinning selves.
05:28We got our suits.
05:29We got our suits.
05:30Here we go.
05:33For someone who doesn't wear a lot of clothes, I sure got a lot of ***.
05:36Mistress, what are these little chicken biscuits?
05:39Did you bring any high heels to the show?
05:43Wait, are Mistress and Irene, do they hate each other?
05:46It's a very, like, conflicting energy.
05:48Let's compare our pads.
05:49Are you ready?
05:50Ready, one.
05:51Three, two, shut up.
05:54This is a pancake.
05:55Yeah.
05:58That's an actual pancake.
06:01Okay, I need a...
06:03I don't know where to begin.
06:04Degrease.
06:05Even though I am the older twin sometimes,
06:07I feel like Sugar is my older twin,
06:10and she's, like, coming, like, she's gonna make it okay.
06:12Now, you guys are, like, notorious for taking a really long time to paint, right?
06:15Yeah, it's bad.
06:16That's why we're, like, rushing.
06:17I'm like, I noticed you were the first two.
06:19I said, bolts, get our thing.
06:20We need to start.
06:21How long does it normally take y'all?
06:22When we are back on the island, like, if we had all day to get ready,
06:24it would take us all day.
06:27Oh, Lord have mercy.
06:29The twins just seem to be living in their own little la-la land.
06:32I am not sure how this is gonna turn out.
06:37Lax!
06:38Yes?
06:39You know what this is?
06:40A 40-inch unit, I guess.
06:42Wait, I think I have a measuring tape.
06:44Are we really about to do this?
06:45Yeah, let's find out.
06:46Yours is definitely longer than mine, but they're close.
06:49Well, this is 40 inches.
06:53Irene's may be 40 inches, or it may be a little longer,
06:56but at least my hair is thick to the bottom.
06:59Yours truly is probably, like, the same length.
07:02Yours just gets a little, like, withered at the end.
07:04Withered.
07:08Lux, how did you get your start?
07:09I couldn't go out, because I wasn't of age.
07:12I turned 21 during the pandemic, so I was just on Instagram.
07:15Don't you feel like people kind of shade, like, social media?
07:18But, like, when you're a younger queen, that's kind of all you have,
07:20because you're not allowed to.
07:21That's all you have when you're young.
07:23I think social media is a very big part of not only my drag,
07:26but drag at large.
07:27Now, it's kind of like a digital portfolio
07:29for people to look at you and see what you can do.
07:32That's how I got, like, my following during quarantine.
07:34Since I couldn't gag the girls in the club,
07:36I gagged them from their living room couches.
07:38Let's face it, it's 2022.
07:40If you're not a drag queen on social media, what do you do?
07:42It's kind of like, what do you do?
07:43That's how you make your business.
07:45Exactly.
07:46Like, I think it's a really stupid, like, mindset
07:48for people to have that, like, oh, you can't be talented in person
07:52because you do social media.
07:53And it's typically the girls who don't do well on social media
07:57Right.
08:01America, I have nothing against social media sensations.
08:04But it takes a lot of growth to get the way you gotta get.
08:08A lot of these new girls, it's happening overnight for them.
08:11But I feel like you gotta know how to walk the walk
08:13and talk the talk, boo.
08:17So how do you feel like everything went yesterday?
08:19Were y'all gagged to see us?
08:20Who would gag to see you?
08:22Not the two enemies standing next to each other.
08:26Girl, what the f*** are you talking about?
08:28Oh my God, wait, did you guys think we were enemies?
08:30They thought that we were bickering.
08:33Mistress and I are talking the way that I talk to girls backstage
08:37at a drag show.
08:38I thought y'all hated each other.
08:39You can really tell how young and inexperienced some of these girls are
08:42because they think that a little bit of light shade
08:44means that you're enemies with someone.
08:46I thought someone was gonna, like, throw a punch, like.
08:50I'm glad the twins are getting to see me
08:51because they get to see what a real drag queen gives.
08:54You like someone who's your sister
08:55and you like someone you read them back and forth.
08:57Can we talk about when the groups merged
08:59and everyone was, like, on the twins' ads at first?
09:01Whenever they walked in, I saw, like, nails on the floor.
09:04The lace was waving at me on her wig.
09:06And, like, for me, I'm not gonna talk s***.
09:08If I'm gonna talk s***, I'm gonna help you.
09:10I'm not gonna just let it happen.
09:13You ended up being one of those sweethearts, yeah.
09:15You were giving, like, Mayor of Dragville.
09:17You were looking around.
09:18You had a magnifying glass.
09:20I'm not Mayor of Dragville.
09:24What are you doing for your talent?
09:26I'm a hip-hop dancer.
09:27Nice.
09:28And I kind of incorporate that in my drag sometimes.
09:30Okay.
09:31Amethyst, how about you?
09:32It's technically a lip-sync,
09:33but it's my kind of lip-sync, let's just say that.
09:36I'm gonna sing...
09:38Original song?
09:39Yes, actually.
09:40Yeah, I'm really excited
09:41because I sing in, like, 95% of the shows that I do.
09:45It's season 15.
09:46You gotta step it up.
09:48So I'm singing live,
09:49and I think the judges are gonna be really impressed
09:52with the fact that I'm willing to take such a risk.
09:55Lucy has range.
09:56I would like to say that I have range as well.
09:59What are you doing?
10:00I'm not gonna reveal yet.
10:02Okay.
10:03These girls do not need to know what I'm doing for talent.
10:05I'm not showing you all my cards.
10:07I'm from Sin City.
10:08I know how to play poker, bitch.
10:09Do you know what anybody else is doing for their talent?
10:12I don't know.
10:13I heard something about ice water.
10:15Ice water?
10:16Yeah.
10:17Who's doing ice water?
10:18It's like the next step.
10:19Irene, I think Irene's doing something with ice water.
10:21Irene?
10:22Yes, ma'am?
10:23I just heard you're using ice water in your talent show?
10:26Yeah, I'm making a glass of ice water for my talent show.
10:28My mom used to make it for me all the time.
10:31While it sounds very ridiculous,
10:34I feel like after last season,
10:36when Willow Pill kind of knocked it out of the park
10:39doing some obscure talent number,
10:41now it's gonna be a contest of who can out-obscure the obscurist.
10:49Oh, bitch.
10:50She's on.
10:51Feel it.
10:52The mug.
10:55Trice, come on.
10:56I know, I know.
10:57You might want to speed it up there, twins.
10:59Ooh.
11:00The rest of us are in full drag, corsets laced,
11:02wigs glued, makeup on, shoes on.
11:04The twins are, like, still struggling to get ready.
11:07Do you think I actually got this eyeliner?
11:09Let me actually just do it for you.
11:10You'd think that with two of them,
11:11they'd be able to get ready in a timely manner.
11:13Sugar, it's not on a wig stand thing?
11:15I don't think it is.
11:16Where are they?
11:17Oh, my God.
11:18I am running so behind.
11:19I can't find my clothes.
11:21I can't find my wig.
11:22I, like, went through them.
11:23Yes, I don't think it's in there.
11:24We're literally seconds away from performing on the main stage.
11:26First impressions are so important,
11:28and I do not want to mess this up.
11:30Is it this?
11:31Is that it?
11:32Oh, my God, no.
11:33Where the hell's the wig?
11:34Girl, the twins are, like, on overload.
11:37Can you please try to find the wig?
11:38Please, please, please.
11:39The dolls are, like, malfunctioning.
11:41Like, you packed it.
11:42I didn't pack it, so you would know.
11:43Oh, my God.
11:44The double mint twins, the lost amen,
11:47somebody going home.
11:48Baby, you is at risk right now.
11:52The season premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race.
11:54She's a dangerous woman, Michelle Visage.
11:58Oh, more like slippery when wet.
12:00Oh.
12:01Oh.
12:02Oh.
12:03The hilarious Ross Matthews.
12:05Now, don't you have something to show us?
12:08Well, Ru, I'm married.
12:11Sorry, ladies.
12:14Beautiful.
12:15We wish you and Wellington all the love in the world.
12:18Dragulation.
12:20Next.
12:22And finally, her hair has been defying gravity since 2010.
12:26It's Ariana Grande.
12:28Oh, thank you, Ru.
12:29Apparently, so have my knockers.
12:33I love being here so much.
12:34I'm having an out-of-body experience.
12:36I love you so much.
12:38We love having you here.
12:40This week, we challenged our queens to entertain us in the
12:43largest talent extravaganza ever.
12:46Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
12:53Let the talent extravaganza begin.
12:57Tonight, tonight.
13:01One night only.
13:03Am I the greatest star?
13:06Or am I full of baloney?
13:09It's time to make my mark.
13:12I'm yours for one night only.
13:15I want to be on top to let the children know.
13:20Children know.
13:23Will I get the job or be the star of the show?
13:28Tonight, tonight.
13:30One night only.
13:33Her story is going to be made.
13:36The strong will survive, the weak will be slain.
13:40It's time to do or die.
13:44One night only.
13:46Now watch me as I fly.
13:51One night only.
13:53One night only.
13:56Welcome back to one night only.
14:00A first, Malaysia baby doll fight.
14:04Put your hands up.
14:07All my queens.
14:10Walked in the work room like I'm a boss bitch.
14:14I'm the baddest in the baddest.
14:17I'm the baddest in the baddest.
14:20Ain't no friends in this race because I'm in the lead bitch.
14:24I'm the last one winning everywhere.
14:28Charisma, uniqueness, nervous, but I call it.
14:32I put the T in talent.
14:35And you know I'm a savage.
14:39I'm a queen, I'm a queen, I'm a queen.
14:43I'm the baddest on the stage.
14:46I'm a queen, I'm a queen, I'm a queen.
14:48I'm on the main stage and I'm living out my dreams.
14:51I'm a queen, I'm a queen, I'm a queen.
14:53I'm a queen, I'm a queen, I'm a queen.
14:55I'm a queen, I'm a queen, I'm a queen.
15:04Let's hear it for Spice.
15:07Ugh, I'm bored.
15:09Something is bothering me.
15:11Spice things up a bit.
15:13Listen up and let me let you know.
15:15With the spicy flow.
15:16So get those up and be oh.
15:18Pull up to the club and drop it low.
15:21The boys running out with my thing-a-lingo.
15:23With my thing-a-lingo.
15:24My thing-a-lingo.
15:25The boys running out with my thing-a-lingo.
15:27With my thing-a-lingo.
15:29Yeah, you know about the wall.
15:30Like the plastic ones you can get at the mall.
15:32I ain't got parts like a normal girl.
15:34Because it's a drag queen that will rock the world.
15:36You looking at me?
15:37Bitch, you're Beyonce.
15:38If you wanna grab the goodies, then you gotta pay a fee.
15:40I am down for it.
15:41This is what you do.
15:42If you see me to talk, that's a mute, not me.
15:44My thing-a-lingo.
15:46Look around, I'm the drag queen.
15:47That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that.
15:49The boys coming out like, like, thing-a-ling.
15:51I know they mad, because I don't want a thing-a-ling.
15:53But I might change my mind if I get that thing-a-ling.
15:55That, that, that, that, that, that, that.
15:56That, that, that, that, that, that, that.
15:58That-a-ling, that-a-ling, that-a-ling, that-a-ling, that-a-ling.
16:04Seeing Spice perform without me.
16:06I am a proud little gay mom.
16:09She always feels like she has to rely on me.
16:11And she proves that she can be a bad bitch without sugar.
16:14I just love how the coffin pulls it all together.
16:21Hey sis, it's Lux Noir London.
16:42The hair is giving, the body is giving, the mug is giving.
16:46It might be Christmas, because the whole thing is just giving.
17:12Yeah!
17:14Somebody is going home tonight.
17:16Not me, though.
17:18Now presenting Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
17:22Baby, the heavyweight champion is now here, honey.
17:25Representing for the big girls, let's go.
17:27There's never been a chubby girl.
17:29Just take the win.
17:31Get ready, bitches, take a look.
17:33I'm the next up, Ken.
17:35I'ma smack you down, I'ma knock you out.
17:37I'll bite your ear off, and I have to.
17:39Well, hopefully I won't have to bite your ear off,
17:41but baby, I got my eye on you.
17:43Listen up, baby, I'm the bitchy bitch.
17:45Mistress is very intimidating.
17:47She really packs a punch.
17:49I got it, you want it, I crave it, you taste it.
17:51I need it, I love it, but never replace it.
17:53I'll shake it and throw it, I'll make you know it.
17:55I'm snatching the crown for the last queen that holds it.
17:57Big, big, big, big girl.
17:59Big, big, big, big, big, big, big girl.
18:02Big, big, big, big, big, big.
18:04Hold on, my sugar got low.
18:07Thank God I have this delicious, raw chocolate bar.
18:10Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big,
18:12big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big girl.
18:15Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big girl.
18:18What?
18:20Oh, my God.
18:22All right, y'all, it's time to get Lucy Laduca.
18:26Let loose, I said let loose.
18:29You're holding it together, baby, what's the use?
18:32Let loose, I said let loose.
18:35Let loose, I said let loose.
18:37I'm giving you permission, you've got no excuse.
18:41I'm the queen of the thunder.
18:43So Lucy sings live.
18:45And it's definitely a choice.
18:48And put on your dancing shoes.
18:51Absolutely a choice.
18:52The synthesizer takes you as you toss your hair.
18:55Loosen up your buttons, this ain't like your prayer.
18:58When we start dancing, it gets out of hand.
19:01So you better beware.
19:04Let loose, I said let loose.
19:06Lucy Laduca is kind of a mind for me.
19:09Because she's singing about how to be loose,
19:11but she's standing as rigid as a dead fish.
19:14Let loose, baby, let loose.
19:19Baby, let loose.
19:21Wow!
19:25Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
19:27How do I make a wish?
19:32Do I ever die?
19:36Or should I just sing your night?
19:40Be gone Sunday.
19:44Walk through the night.
19:46I don't know why.
19:48Let me hear your voice.
19:52Let me hear your voice.
19:54And I will do anything.
19:57If you need it only.
19:59I'll make love to you like you want me to.
20:04And I'll hold you tight.
20:07This is genius.
20:09It's so campy.
20:10It's so funny.
20:11You go, Marsha.
20:13And I will not let go.
20:16I'll be true to you.
20:20I'll be true to you.
20:27Here to let you have it, the Robin Fierce.
20:31Yeah!
20:32Yeah!
20:33Yeah!
20:34Yeah!
20:35Yeah!
20:36Yeah!
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20:45Yeah!
20:46Yeah!
20:47Yeah!
20:48Yeah!
20:57Klah!
21:02Yeah!
21:06Uh-huh.
21:16Next up, it's Irene Dubois.
21:33Hi there.
21:34Irene Dubois here with a fun little tutorial.
21:37Today we're going to be making one of my favorite recipes, a glass of ice cold water.
21:42Let's get started.
21:43First, you're going to want to pour yourself two cups of water into a glass.
21:58See how easy that is?
21:59All right.
22:00Next up, we're just going to take some ice and we're ... You just get a little ice and
22:04you ... Just put some ice right into the glass.
22:09No one's laughing.
22:15Absolutely no one.
22:16The only thing that's making noise is the ice cubes.
22:20All right.
22:21And last but not least, we're going to take a little slice of lemon, we're going to squeeze
22:24a few drops into the glass, and then we're going to put it right on the edge of ... Right
22:28into the glass.
22:29All right.
22:30Let's try it out.
22:31This has so much potential.
22:34It doesn't have to be this, no pun intended, dry.
22:40So good.
22:41I hope you enjoyed this tutorial and don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe.
22:52I'm cringing for Irene because I can feel the whole room just staring at her.
22:57The judges are not feeling the number and I'm kind of scared for my girl.
23:03Welcome back to One Night Only.
23:06Get ready for Anitra.
23:08Round one.
23:10It's A-N-E-T-R-A, six letters and three vowels.
23:15My name is Anitra, ladies and gentlemen, and I'm here to wear your pussies down.
23:24Attention.
23:25You better walk that ... dust duck walk.
23:31You better walk that ... duck.
23:34You better walk that ... duck.
23:37You better bitch walk that ... duck.
23:40Do you smell that?
23:43It's like, something's burning.
23:46Is that my pussy?
23:49Yes, it is.
23:52Shut up!
23:55It's a fire mixing with, like,
23:57smoke and fire.
23:59It's like a fire extinguisher.
24:01Ha ha ha!
24:03Ha ha ha!
24:05Ha ha ha!
24:07You gotta watch out for the quiet ones, you know?
24:10You never know what they have up their sleeves.
24:12You better walk that f***ing dog.
24:14Ha ha ha!
24:16Damn!
24:18It's time for a taste of sugar.
24:22Where, where, where, where, where, where, where are my sugar baby's at?
24:25Where, where, where, where, where are my sugar baby's at?
24:27Sugar baby's at.
24:29It's sugar.
24:31Pop a gum in a dish, if you want to get my sugar then you better make a wish!
24:34Jimmy in a bottle, I see that smile girl.
24:35Think about a video, I seen her on the Rom.
24:37I'm from Tick Tock and I know how to smile,
24:39It's like Ty Bang Steve, bitch, on my side!
24:40Just a pair of testicles on hair and a curl,
24:42One inch heels, I'm a thicker on my thigh!
24:44All you girls that step outside,
24:45It's going to get Bimbo by,
24:47Bimbo by, B-b-b-b-b-by,
24:49Just a soft serve of a side of fries.
24:51Let me shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it We die, we die, we die, we die, we die,
24:57we die, die, die, die, die, die
24:59Just kidding, I've been whenever I die, so where'd you get it at?
25:01Yeah, I signed mine, a scoop, a coop, and a spoon full of sugar
25:04But to your research, I was never a booger
25:06So think you know before you pick on me
25:07And if you f**k a D, you can never do it for free
25:09And once you pop, you're gonna fall out at me
25:11Now you might be shocked, this thing's a booger bar
25:13Check the writing credits, it's getting super soft
25:15God, I'm annoying
25:21The twins are kind of brilliant in their whole, like, ditzy bimbo act
25:25But they're actually fierce competitors
25:29Up next, Princess Poppy
25:32Introducing the splendid singing sisters, Poppy and her twin, Petunia
25:38My name is Poppy, and I'm a delight
25:41My name's Petunia, I'm a parasite
25:44What in the parasite puppet hell is going on here?
25:47I've got a smile and a sense of humor
25:50I've got a feeling I'm a deadly tumor
25:53We're sisters!
25:55Who could want more? What do you think?
25:58I think I'm a herpes sore
26:00We'll be there for each other till we're happily wed
26:03I don't have a body, and I wish I was dead
26:06We're sisters!
26:08Now and for good, together we'll never end
26:12For we're oh so blessed
26:14My life is ain't ain't less
26:16And we could never part
26:17Each time she laughs, I fart
26:19After all, you're my best friend
26:24You're my best friend, even though you're a stupid bitch
26:32Ariana Grande is into some, like, freaky s***
26:34I can tell she loves it
26:40Here she comes, Selena Estidi
26:45And the nominees for Best in Show are
26:48I gotta make sure I look good, make sure I look right
26:51Make sure I find the light
26:52I gotta make sure I look good, make sure I look right
26:55Make sure I find the lights
26:57Camera, action, vroom vroom
26:59Time to start dragging
27:00Estidi's got them all gagging
27:01Wigs, I'm snatching
27:02I got a cute face and my body's like
27:04Keep my wife's name out your mouth
27:05Slap it, now, sashay
27:07Time to start packing
27:08You know that the crown I'm grabbing
27:10A little subtraction
27:11Three minus two, I'm the one
27:12Plus your man told me he like them Latin
27:14So I told him, I like it papi
27:15A little spicy like tacos
27:16Can tip me lots of dinero
27:17And throw it all on my body
27:18You know I never be faded
27:19That's why I'm all on your stages
27:20And look at how I just ate it, like
27:22You gotta make sure you look good
27:24Make sure you look right
27:25Make sure you find your light
27:26You gotta make sure you look good
27:28Make sure you look right
27:29Make sure you find your light
27:31Lady, you looking good
27:33You looking right
27:34Uh-uh, you
27:35Find your light
27:36And the award goes to
27:38That's me
27:39That's a wrap
27:40That's a wrap
27:41That's a wrap
27:42That's a wrap
27:43That's a wrap
27:44That's a wrap
27:45That's a wrap
27:46That's a wrap
27:47That's a wrap
27:48That's a wrap
27:49That's a wrap
27:50That's a wrap
27:51That's a wrap
27:52That's a wrap
27:53That's a wrap
27:54That's a wrap
27:55That's a wrap
27:56That's a wrap
27:57That's a wrap
27:58That's a wrap
27:59That's a wrap
28:00That's a wrap
28:01That's a wrap
28:02That's a wrap
28:03That's a wrap
28:04That's a wrap
28:05That's a wrap
28:06That's a wrap
28:07That's a wrap
28:08That's a wrap
28:09What's taking me on forever
28:10It's this performance off the bat
28:11Are these sneakers, baby
28:12Have we already learned
28:13that you do not wear sneakers
28:14on Rupaul's stage?
28:15I'm T-M-B
28:17My baby
28:19What I'm going to find here
28:23I did too much lying
28:25Wasted too much time
28:28Now I'm here
28:29and crying all night
28:32Can't look down the wood and eye
28:35I can't find my baby
28:36I don't know when
28:37I don't know when, I don't know why, why he's gonna win, I don't know when he can be, my baby.
28:51Give it up for Ora Maiari.
29:08Round 4, round 4, round 4.
29:16We all commit to life, that makes you cry.
29:23We're all making life, that kills you inside.
29:29We must kill this love, get inside the truth.
29:32Gotta kill this love before it kills you too.
29:36Kill this love, get inside the truth.
29:39Gotta kill this love, gotta kill, let's kill this love.
29:50It's Sasha Colby.
30:06All such silence, who are we to say goodbye?
30:13But you see, it's not me, it's not my family.
30:19In your head, in your head, they are dying.
30:24In your head.
30:26I'm just living for Sasha.
30:28She is so engaging and beautiful, but also not afraid to get gritty with it.
30:33In your head, in your head, zombie, zombie, zombie.
30:52Last but not least, here's Jax.
30:57Brushed my hair and went downstairs.
31:00And I looked in my mirror.
31:02And I said, who's that there? Who's that there in that mirror?
31:05I don't care if they're aware.
31:07Now I see just why they stare.
31:09I just pay them, I don't care. I know.
31:11So what, I got an attitude.
31:13Bitch, I got an attitude.
31:15I'm gonna have an attitude.
31:17Bitch, I got an attitude.
31:25When they ask me where I've been, busy.
31:28When they ask me where I live, the city.
31:31I don't own a welcome mat.
31:33Give me the proper feet to stand back.
31:35I don't own a welcome mat.
31:37Give me the proper feet to stand back.
31:39♪ Attitude attitude attitude attitude attitude attitude feeling ♪
31:42♪ Attitude attitude attitude attitude attitude attitude attitude feeling ♪
31:48jaar, jaar, jaar, jaar, jaar.
31:53Oh, my God.
31:56This bitch just did a Triple, double, whatever it is.
31:59and lands on her titties ever so gently.
32:06I'm actually so gagged.
32:09Category is, who is she?
32:13Up first, Irene Dubois.
32:16Ooh, oh no, she better Dubois.
32:20This is absolutely a signature Irene Dubois look.
32:23This is inspired by Giger and the Xenomorph from the Alien franchise.
32:28I'm going to plant my baby in you and it's going to burst out of your chest.
32:31And give me your heart so I can eat it.
32:33When are they bringing back the McRib?
32:37Luxe Noir London. Luxe Noir Paris. Luxe Noir New York.
32:43A quintessential Luxe look would be some sort of grand hat.
32:47Because I love a statement hat. People don't wear hats enough.
32:50Maybe people do wear a lot of hats. I don't know. I don't really pay attention.
32:53But definitely some color. I love to show body. I love to show shape.
32:58Fun colors. I think I said colors already, didn't I?
33:02I think you get free satellite TV with this hat.
33:06Ora Mayari. Trend alert. High top ponytail.
33:11Ora Mayari is a moon goddess warrior.
33:14And I'm definitely showing that with this all black vinyl look.
33:18And my platinum ponytail.
33:20Michelle is looking at me and she's like, who is that bitch? She's f***ing gorgeous.
33:24Maybe I'm just delusional.
33:26Why I, Ora?
33:30Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
33:32Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
33:34You know, mama, we said don't play with balls in the house.
33:39This beautiful Chanel-inspired outfit represents my drag.
33:43Because it is kind of preppy, pastel.
33:47My references are Ariana Grande, Audrey Hepburn, and Cher Horowitz mixed together.
33:53Normally I'm not a fan of blue balls. But in this case, I'll take them.
33:58Anitra.
34:00What? I can't hear you. I have giant f***ing spikes in my ears.
34:04I am stomping this runway in a custom Anitra original.
34:08Everything is hand-sewn by your girl.
34:10We're giving you high future.
34:12Crash landed from the planet s*** in 3035.
34:15Left, right, left, right. Walking ducks left and right.
34:19It's all water off a duck's crack.
34:21That's right. You better walk that f***ing duck.
34:24Duck's crack!
34:27Malaysia, baby doll, fox.
34:29All right, Patti LaBelle, here's something else for you.
34:32I'm wearing a fully rhinestone white netted gown.
34:36I got my fox tails, baby. That means I got a little change in the bank.
34:40Y'all eating it up, baby. Because I'm giving what needs to be given.
34:43Why have seven rings when you can have that one?
34:47Princess Poppy.
34:48She's tulle for the summer.
34:50I am the princess of Candyland and I am colorful, irreverent,
34:55and I am doing a pun on rainbows and bows.
34:58I'm letting them see all of this little toot-toot
35:01and just a little bit of my ass crack.
35:03Toot-toot, hey, beep-beep.
35:07Sasha Colby from Colby Co.
35:10Fangirling so hard right now.
35:12I am giving you quintessential Sasha Colby.
35:15Wearing a gown that I wore once ten years ago when I won Miss Continental.
35:19This look is screaming unadulterated glamour,
35:22unapologetic fashion, and most of all, art.
35:25Don't touch.
35:27Gorgeous.
35:28Ma'am, I can't see the movie.
35:32For your consideration.
35:33Yes?
35:34Selena Estides.
35:35Or Selena S-T-Ds.
35:39This is classic Estides, okay?
35:41She is serving West Coast Cholan.
35:43I'm in a full head-to-toe denim look that I made myself.
35:46You know exactly who this girl is the minute you see her.
35:49You know, she's got really good jeans.
35:54Amethyst.
35:55Anamethyst?
35:58For this look, I'm going with a very slutty beau peep vibe.
36:02I think of myself as a Disney teen that went off the deep end
36:06and, like, wants to be naughty.
36:08I'm a Disney hoe.
36:10Chrissy, where Jack and Janet?
36:12At the Regal Beagle.
36:14Mr. Roper, I think you mean Mr. Groper.
36:19Jax.
36:20Oh, the Fly Girl auditions are next door.
36:24I'm giving you OG Jax.
36:25It is color-blocked, and I'm coming up out of that bodega,
36:28just rolling through the East Village,
36:30stomping on some rats in Pumpkin Square Park,
36:32ready to serve it on the runway.
36:34You got some film in that camera, or are you just happy to see me?
36:37Hey!
36:38Lucy LaDuca.
36:40I am serving an homage to the Holy Spirit herself,
36:43Miss Britney Spears.
36:45Check out her overhead compartment.
36:48You'll notice my drag is always about the body, body, body.
36:52I'm trying to embody glamour with a hint of kiss.
36:55Signature, Lucy LaDuca.
36:57On this flight, we only serve nuts.
37:02Mistress Isabel Brooks.
37:06Oh, there's a new sheriff in town.
37:10I'm giving them a little taste of Houston, Texas drag.
37:13Everything in Texas is bigger and better.
37:15When we walk, you're gonna hear the beats swishing against the floor.
37:18We're going to be in the heaviest garments doing the most, honey.
37:21I didn't get this made for the show.
37:23I pulled this out of my closet.
37:24But that's how you know a bitch really got it going on.
37:27I hear she has a huge lasso.
37:30V. Robin Fierce.
37:33She's got a bod for sin, but a head for donuts.
37:37This is literally the most beautiful that I have ever, ever, ever felt.
37:42This look represents me because it's glamorous and functional.
37:45Not only is she the belle of the ball, she can get down if she has to.
37:49Business in the front and whore in the back.
37:54Sugar.
37:55Where's her beast?
37:58I am in my full high whore princess drag fantasy.
38:02All of the references are pulled from my childhood.
38:05My favorite pop stars and movies.
38:07That's the only reason why I do drag.
38:09It's to connect with my inner self and be that little kid.
38:12My name's Belle. I'm from Long Island.
38:15I go to Roosevelt Field Mall.
38:18See you there.
38:20Spice.
38:22My name's Aria. You just met my sister Belle.
38:25We hung out on Jones Beach this summer.
38:29I'm giving you collector edition Spice.
38:32Channeling my favorite princess ever.
38:34Red glitter lip to match my red hair.
38:36And of course I have the high slit up to the nether region.
38:39The coochie's about to pop out.
38:41But hello, it's Spice. That's always going to happen.
38:44Fashion alert. Fuzzy slits.
38:49Take you 15 seasons to say fuzzy slits?
38:53I feel like I'm quite sure that was said once before.
38:56Check the tapes.
38:58Welcome, queens.
39:00Based on your one night only performances
39:02and your Who Is She runway presentations,
39:06I've made some decisions.
39:09Luxe Noir London.
39:11Ora Mayari.
39:12Malaysia Babydoll Fox.
39:15Princess Poppy.
39:17Sasha Kobe.
39:18Selena Estetiz.
39:20Mistress Isabel Brooks.
39:23The Robin Fierce.
39:25Sugar.
39:26Spice.
39:27Ladies, you are safe.
39:33You may leave the stage.
39:38Ladykins, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.
39:43Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
39:46Up first, Irene Dubois.
39:48First of all, congrats to all of you for that opening number.
39:52It looked so amazing, so Miss America.
39:55I was living my fantasy.
39:57So bravo to all of you.
40:00Hey, Irene.
40:01Hi, Michelle.
40:02Your talent show, I was excited about the storyline that you were giving us
40:05with just the way you looked.
40:07I think the way you paint yourself is beautiful.
40:09Word fell short for me, Irene, was it wasn't funny.
40:12I liked where you were going.
40:13It just went from an H2O to an H2O.
40:16I wish that it had had a little bit more of a punchline at the end.
40:20But I love this runway look.
40:21Thank you so much.
40:22I think it's very intricate, and I'm into it.
40:24Have you performed the water bit before?
40:26I have, and it is normally a much longer bit.
40:29And I think compressing it, I chose some of the wrong beats to nix.
40:33I think it was underwritten.
40:35By an insurance company?
40:39Up next, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.
40:42A soccer much?
40:45No, listen, I get it.
40:46I want to f*** me too, okay?
40:48I get it.
40:49I thought it was very sweet, very bravely.
40:51You speak for tens of people out there who also want to make out with me.
40:54You were able to remain in this goofy character
40:57and still deliver this technically beautiful ballet.
41:00That's what a performer does.
41:02You are a very thoughtful artist.
41:05It was just super moving and incredible in every capacity.
41:09I think this is really fun, but you're wearing maybe some chapstick and mascara.
41:14You got away with it tonight, but you're going to have to do more.
41:17Gotcha, and I will give that to you.
41:19All right, we'll be looking.
41:21Great.
41:22Up next, Anitra.
41:24Anitra, you better walk that f***ing dog.
41:26Your sense of drag, it's kind of like Street Fighter meets Ballroom.
41:29The specificity with your looks is so incredibly important.
41:33I feel like I know you right away.
41:34You counted the letters in your name and then told us how many vowels were in it.
41:40Like you're Vanna White.
41:42Thank you, good to know.
41:43Immediately I know exactly who you are, and you're damn talented.
41:47I want to watch that number on Rewind over and over and over again.
41:52You just tore it up, and then you gave us something we didn't expect with the kicks.
41:57Did you tell Bryce that there's no way you're going to hit his face?
42:01We ran it a couple times just to make sure he was comfortable.
42:03Sure.
42:04But I was a taekwondo athlete for 14 years.
42:06Wow.
42:07And when did you know you could duck walk?
42:09Just now.
42:11Just remember, you better walk that f***ing dog.
42:15Up next, Amethyst.
42:16The idea with your number, it's actually a funny idea.
42:21Could have patted a little bit to give us more drag with it,
42:24but I'm going to tell you the main thing that went wrong.
42:27We saw the baby way too fast.
42:30I laughed when the wine glass came out, and then I laughed when I saw the baby,
42:33but unfortunately there was nowhere to go from there.
42:35You should have kept that bun in the oven until the end.
42:37Because once the audience gets ahead of you, you can't catch up.
42:41Tonight on the runway, I think this is really cute.
42:44I like the extra bows.
42:45I love the pigtails.
42:46I love a pigtail.
42:47And tell me about the no padding.
42:49What do you have against styrofoam rubber?
42:51Nothing, but I do think I was blessed with a nice body,
42:57so I like to show it off.
42:58Well, no, you should show it off.
43:00But if you had a big fat ass, it would make your tiny waist even better.
43:04That's the misconception of younger queens.
43:06They think padding takes away.
43:07Adding some hip and thigh will just be like va-va-va-voom.
43:11Yeah.
43:12All right, up next, Jax.
43:14This talent was a total game changer.
43:17When it became clear to us that your hair was the jump rope,
43:20something shifted in the universe.
43:22Like something major happened in the cosmos.
43:26One of my favorite moments was not the four back flips you did.
43:29It was when you were jump roping with your hair up.
43:31It was not the four back flips you did.
43:32It was when you were jump roping with your hair,
43:34and you were rolling your eyes.
43:35Like, this is not safe.
43:37Who the f*** does that?
43:40I imagine you're a gymnast.
43:41I was a competitive cheerleader.
43:42Yeah, you were.
43:43And that's so smart, whether it's taekwondo, whether it's ballet.
43:45That is how you show us who you are at the beginning of this competition.
43:49I like your attitude.
43:50I like your look.
43:51You are an around-the-way girl.
43:52You give me very 90s vibes, which is fantastic.
43:55I've said it for years.
43:56Know who you are and deliver it at all times.
43:58It was something we did not expect at all,
44:01and that's one that I could watch on a loop all night long.
44:05Up next, Lucy LaDuca.
44:08Your body is so beautiful.
44:10You know exactly how it should look.
44:12That's smart.
44:13Singing live, on the other hand, wasn't that smart.
44:16You were doing this whole 80s moment,
44:18and it almost needed for you to lean into big movements,
44:22but because you were giving us live vocals,
44:24it took it down, and it was like,
44:25oh, okay, she's doing step touch, and she's doing this.
44:27I do share similar concerns.
44:28If that was gonna be the main thing of the performance,
44:30then I would love for it to have been a slightly more perfect vocal.
44:34I assumed that singing live would really show a talent
44:38that not everyone was going to show,
44:40and I took a risk, and I, um...
44:47I understand that it didn't fully pay off,
44:50um, but I want you to know
44:53that I've been doing this for a really long time.
44:57And I have a lot to show.
44:59And I know you like us padded, but I don't pad,
45:02and I never will, okay?
45:06Thank you, ladies.
45:07I think we've heard enough.
45:08While you untuck in the workroom,
45:10the judges and I will deliberate.
45:13Now, just between us squirrel friends,
45:16what do you think?
45:17And may I remind you, somebody's gotta go home.
45:21Let's talk about Irene Dubois.
45:24Irene Dubois is a beautiful queen.
45:26She's a bit twisted,
45:27which we could see in the talent show.
45:29A lot of show, not so much talent, right?
45:31Uh-huh.
45:32The idea of an act that kind of mocks influencers
45:35and TikTok culture, I think that's really smart,
45:37but it didn't land at all,
45:38and if you're gonna go comedy, it has to land.
45:40All right, let's move on down to Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
45:43This queen is so smart.
45:44She pops.
45:45And I'm not just saying that because she has great taste in men.
45:48You understand?
45:49It was funny.
45:50It was a full story.
45:52It showcased her talent.
45:53I think she's the full package.
45:55Anitra.
45:56You know, it was enough.
45:58The dancing and the taekwondo.
46:00I would have been impressed with that.
46:01And then she changed the whole mother ducking game.
46:03I want to come to her show.
46:04You know, I think if I saw that at a club or somewhere,
46:06I would pass out.
46:07I'm gonna say it.
46:08Anitra has quacked the code.
46:10Shut up.
46:12Up next, we've got Amethyst.
46:13So whereas we know exactly what Marsha is,
46:16we know exactly what Anitra is,
46:18we have no idea who Amethyst is.
46:21I can tell that she's incredible.
46:23It's just a bummer that it wasn't perfectly executed.
46:26She could have actually made that character more interesting.
46:28I wanted to see a Beverly Hills housewife mom
46:31with leggings and high-heeled shoes.
46:33I hate seeing flats on this runway.
46:35It wasn't necessary.
46:36Jax.
46:37Jax skipped rope with her hair.
46:39You can't get any more drag than that.
46:42That kind of thinking is my favorite kind of ridiculous.
46:45Yeah.
46:46She put everything into this.
46:48The little attitude, the little around-the-way-girl thing.
46:50I loved it.
46:51Lucy LaDuca.
46:52This really sucks because I love Lucy,
46:54and I feel like this was, oh, my God, I love Lucy.
46:57Okay.
46:58Oh, cute.
46:59This is another case where execution
47:00just fell to the back seat,
47:01and you can tell that there's this extraordinary talent there.
47:04Singing live was not really an asset tonight
47:06because it wasn't that kind of a song.
47:08And she was pitchy.
47:09She is a fantastic queen.
47:11The problem is, it just wasn't memorable enough.
47:13I took a Lucy LaDuca once.
47:15Did you?
47:16Yeah, after Bad Shrimp.
47:20All right.
47:21Silence.
47:22I've made my decision.
47:23Bring back my girls.
47:25Welcome back, ladies.
47:27I've made some decisions.
47:30Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
47:32You came here with a crush on Roz,
47:35but after this week, we're obsessed with you.
47:39Anitra, bitch, you are quackers.
47:43Jax, tonight you really got this joint jumping.
47:49Anitra, congratulations.
47:51You are the winner of this week's challenge.
47:54You've won a cash prize of $5,000.
48:00I mean, thank you, sorry.
48:02Winner, winner, I am a duck-walking mother-fucking winner.
48:06Baby, I'm about to walk this duck
48:07all the way to the finale and get this crown.
48:10Marsha and Jax, you are safe.
48:13You may join the other girls.
48:24Irene Dubois, your performance did not quench our thirst.
48:30Lucy Laduca, you tried to let loose,
48:34but there was blockage.
48:37Amethyst, tonight you prematurely ejoculated.
48:44Lucy Laduca, you're safe.
48:48Thank you so much.
48:50I'm not gonna let you down again,
48:52and I promise not to hold myself back.
48:54You may join the other girls.
48:58Good luck, baby.
49:00Irene Dubois, Amethyst,
49:02I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
49:07I'm devastated, but I'm absolutely thrilled
49:11but I'm absolutely not going down without a fight.
49:15Two queens, stand before me.
49:18Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare
49:20a lip-sync performance of Seven Rings by Ariana Grande.
49:25Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me
49:29and save yourself from elimination.
49:34The time has come for you to lip-sync
49:39for your life.
49:44I learned the lyrics to this song the day it came out.
49:48I'm quite the Ariana fan,
49:50so I'm feeling really scared to lip-sync her song
49:53in front of her, but at the same time,
49:55I'm here to fight, and I'm here to prove
49:58why I'm America's Next Drag Superstar.
50:01Good luck, and don't...
50:03Don't...
50:04...it...
50:05...er.
50:06♪
50:13♪ I'm Mr. Tiffany's in bottles of bubbles
50:16♪ Filled with tattoos who like getting in trouble
50:19♪ Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines
50:22♪ Buy myself all of my favorite things
50:25♪ Been through some bad sh-t, I should be a savage
50:29♪ Who would have thought it'd turn me to a savage
50:32♪ I'd rather be tied up with calls and hot strings
50:35♪ Pay my own tax like I ain't worth a thing
50:38♪ I got muscles, I got it
50:40♪ My neck, it's glossy, I like it
50:42♪ Supposits, my gloss, it's ugly
50:44♪ You like my hair?
50:46♪ Gee, thanks, just bought it
50:48♪ I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it
50:51♪ I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it
50:54♪ I want it, I got it
50:56♪ I'm in the ring, but I ain't gonna be no business
50:59My Queen and Eminence are lip syncing for their lives
51:02Their first official lip sync of the season
51:04And baby, it's a close one, it's a close one
51:07It's coming, just give it my skin
51:08It's coming, gotta wait
51:10It's coming, gotta wait
51:12You see it? I see it
51:13I like it, I want it, I got it
51:16My receipts be looking like phone numbers
51:18If it ain't money then wrong number
51:20Black card is my business card
51:21Or why you be setting the tone for me
51:23I don't need it red
51:24But I be like with it in the bag
51:26♪ Look at my eyes, they stack up like my eyes, yeah ♪
51:29♪ Go from the store to the booth, make it all back in one loop ♪
51:32♪ Give me the loot, never mind, I got a juice ♪
51:34♪ Nothing but that what we shoot ♪
51:35♪ Look at my neck, look at my deck, ain't got enough money to pay me respect ♪
51:38♪ Ain't no budget when I'm on the set, if I like it then that's what I get, yeah ♪
51:42♪ I got it, I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it ♪
51:48♪ She like my hair, and she thinks she's funny ♪
51:51♪ I see it and I mean it, I want it, I got it though ♪
52:03— Ladies! I've made my decision
52:11Amethyst, Shantae, you stay.
52:14♪
52:16Thank you so much.
52:18And I promise I have a lot more to show you.
52:20♪
52:22You may join the other girls.
52:26♪
52:29Irene Dubois,
52:31you may have been here one night only,
52:34but you'll be in our hearts forever and a day.
52:38Now, sashay away.
52:41Thank you all.
52:43♪
52:47Well, I may not have won the crown.
52:50♪
52:57Being told to sashay away is not a thrilling experience.
53:02I wasn't expecting to go home first.
53:04I don't think it was necessarily my time to go,
53:07but I won the first mini challenge,
53:09so at least I won something.
53:11I wish that I could have gotten to show the world
53:13a little bit more of what I have to offer,
53:15but I'm very happy with who I am,
53:18and I think that despite the fact
53:20that I was only here for a short time,
53:22that will still come through.
53:24♪
53:27Conjagulations, ladies.
53:29And remember, if you can't love yourself,
53:32how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?
53:34Can I get an amen up in here?
53:36Amen.
53:37All right, now let the music play.