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00:00Good evening. Before we bring you the Keith Harris show, here is the weather forecast.

00:08Now, owing to a ridge of high pressure, it's going to be a lovely day all over the country.

00:14Yes, temperatures... Temperatures will be in the high seventies with a light breeze coming

00:20in from the... the south. This hot weather is likely to continue for at least a... a...

00:26a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a...

00:28J'avais envie d'être un capteur de temps, en tout cas!

00:59Mesdames et Messieurs, Keith Harris!

01:12Merci! Merci beaucoup mesdames et messieurs!

01:15Et bienvenue à, malheureusement, la dernière émission de la série!

01:19Je sais, mais je peux vous promettre 35 minutes de pleins d'amusements,

01:23et de la super musique pour toute la famille!

01:25Oui!

01:26Je voudrais vous remercier, et tous les gens, en particulier à l'hôpital, pour les lettres.

01:30Je sais qu'il y a beaucoup de gens à l'hôpital qui regardent votre émission,

01:33et avez-vous regardé toute la série, ou étiez-vous malade avant d'y aller?

01:36En fait, un ami de moi, sa femme est à l'hôpital en ce moment,

01:40et je l'ai vu l'autre jour, il se trouvait dehors, il avait une grosse boîte de carton,

01:43et il s'est juste rentré, et j'ai dit, ah, j'ai pris quelque chose pour sa femme,

01:45il m'a dit, oh oui, j'ai dit du chocolat, il m'a dit non,

01:47j'ai dit des fruits, il m'a dit non, j'ai dit des fleurs, il m'a dit non,

01:49j'ai dit, qu'est-ce que c'est, il m'a dit, c'est la douche.

01:53Bon, avant de commencer, et de continuer avec l'émission,

01:56il y a quelqu'un à qui j'ai besoin de dire au revoir,

01:59et c'est Orville's little friend, Dippy!

02:02Allez Dippy, allez!

02:18Viens ici, Dippy, Dippy!

02:20Excusez-moi, ne vous approchez pas de ça!

02:23Dippy, avant de commencer, j'ai un os à prendre avec vous.

02:31Ce n'est pas très hygiénique, mais je sais que ce n'est pas hygiénique,

02:35et ce n'est pas ce genre d'os.

02:37Maintenant, vous voyez là-bas, c'est croquerie, n'est-ce pas?

02:41Oui, oui, oui, oui, juste un instant.

02:44C'était dans ma salle de dresse il y a dix minutes.

02:46Qui l'a mis là-bas?

02:48Je l'ai fait.

02:50Tu l'as fait? Et pourquoi?

02:52Parce que je suis stupide.

02:54Parce que tu es stupide?

02:56Comment peux-tu faire tellement de choses stupides en un jour?

02:59J'ai une douche.

03:02Oui, mais je veux dire, ça ne devrait pas être là-bas,

03:04parce que c'est là pour la fête ce soir.

03:06C'est notre dernière émission, et j'ai assez de amis qui vont tomber là-bas.

03:09Oh, quelqu'un va tomber là-bas maintenant!

03:12Oh, quelqu'un va tomber là-bas maintenant!

03:14Vous ne croyez pas? Nous le faisons!

03:16C'est la fête!

03:31Je suis juste tombée là-bas.

03:33Oui, je vois que tu es juste tombée là-bas.

03:36Je dois dire que c'est un magnifique ballon, n'est-ce pas?

03:39Je sais.

03:40Est-ce que c'est toirs?

03:41C'est toirs, n'est-ce pas?

03:42Oui, parce qu'il l'a acheté.

03:44Parce qu'il veut être ambitieux.

03:46Il est ambitieux?

03:47Il veut monter dans le monde.

03:49Monter dans le monde?

03:50Oui.

03:55Écoute, viens ici, Orville.

03:57Oui.

03:58Parce que c'est la dernière émission.

03:59Il y a une ou deux choses que je veux te demander.

04:01Oui.

04:02Regarde, tu vois ça là-bas?

04:04Oui.

04:05Et c'est mon croquerie, n'est-ce pas?

04:07Oui.

04:08Maintenant, ton Dippy a mis ça là-bas.

04:10Tu sais pourquoi?

04:11Parce qu'il est stupide.

04:13Oui, on le sait.

04:15Mais pourquoi l'a-t-il fait ça?

04:16Parce que tu vois, c'est le nouveau truc de Dippy.

04:19C'est son nouveau truc?

04:20Oui.

04:21Qu'est-ce qu'il va faire?

04:22Il va enlever le croquerie de table

04:25et tout le croquerie restera sur la table.

04:27Juste un instant.

04:28Oui.

04:29Il ne va pas enlever ça avec toute ma meilleure Chine.

04:32C'est ma meilleure Chine.

04:33C'est mon service de dîner de 20 pièces.

04:35Tu sais ce qui se passerait si c'était Smash, n'est-ce pas?

04:37Il y aurait 40 pièces dans le service.

04:40Oui, mais je pense que tu devrais envoyer Dippy avant qu'il ne se retrouve en trouble.

04:44Oh non.

04:45Parce que Dippy... Dippy, par ici!

04:47Dippy, par ici.

04:48Oh, c'est bon.

04:49Oh, c'est bon.

04:50On se voit plus tard.

04:51Au revoir, Dippy.

04:52Au revoir, Dippy.

04:53Je t'ai trouvé, Dippy.

04:59Orga, tu dois garder plus de contrôle sur Dippy.

05:03Tu en as vraiment.

05:04Parce que tu vois, c'est pour la fête ce soir.

05:06Et j'ai tous mes amis venus.

05:07Il y a beaucoup de invités.

05:08Oui.

05:09En fait, on va voir mon premier invité maintenant.

05:11Mesdames et Messieurs, Wall Street Crash!

05:36Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

06:06Générique

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09:12Hitch up the sleeve.

09:14Hitch up the sleeve.

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10:02Hitch up the sleeve.

10:03That's what it is.

10:04Hitch up the sleeve.

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10:10What's going on?

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10:15All right, all right.

10:16Come on now.

10:17I know what you did with the handkerchief.

10:19I know what you did with the cane.

10:21But what did you do with the ship?

10:24...

10:26You should ask our next guest,

10:27because he's a magician,

10:28and a very funny one too.

10:30Ladies and gentlemen,

10:31the great Sir Fernando!

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22:17Red and yellow and pink and green, purple and orange and blue, I can sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow too.

22:37But what is a rainbow?

22:40Well, when it rains very hard and the sun shines too, that forms a rainbow and there are land of dreams over the rainbow.

22:48Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high, there's a land that I heard of once in a lullaby.

23:08Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue and the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true.

23:29If I wished upon a rainbow, would my dreams, would they always, would they come true?

23:37You never know until you try.

23:39Just listen with your eyes, listen with your eyes, sing everything you see.

23:49You can sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow, sing along with me.

24:00Somewhere over the rainbow, bluebirds fly.

24:10Birds fly over the rainbow, why then oh why can't I?

24:21If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow, why oh why can't I?

24:33You can sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow too.

24:52Oh, oh, look, I've got to say, that was beautiful. What a lovely song.

24:57Over the rainbow, that was lovely.

24:59Hey, and I tell you what, because it's a laugh show, I've decided I'm going to be ever so kind and nice to you.

25:05Look, I've even bought two apples.

25:07Look, see, here's one for me and here's one for you.

25:12There you are.

25:15If I had two apples, I'd give you the big one and keep the small one for myself.

25:21Well, you got it.

25:25Here's somebody who's really got it.

25:27Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely Grace Kennedy!

25:45The moon is rising, the rumble's been blown.

25:52According to all sources, the street's the place to go.

25:58Because tonight for the first time, just about half past ten.

26:05For the first time in history, it's going to start raining men.

26:13It's raining men.

26:15Hallelujah, it's raining men.

26:18Amen.

26:20I'm going to go out.

26:22I'm going to let myself get absolutely soaking wet.

26:28It's raining men.

26:30Hallelujah, it's raining men.

26:33Every man's a man.

26:36Tall, blond, dark and lean.

26:40Rough and tough and strong and mean.

26:45God bless mother nature.

26:49She's a simple woman too.

26:52She took that to heaven.

26:55And she did what she had to do.

26:59She got at the angels.

27:02Who rearranged the sky.

27:05Each and every woman.

27:09By the perfect God.

27:14Oh, it's raining men, yeah.

27:29God bless mother nature.

27:33She's a simple woman too.

27:36She took that to heaven.

27:39And she did what she had to do.

27:43She got at the angels.

27:46Who rearranged the sky.

27:49So each and every woman.

27:53By the perfect God.

27:58It's raining men.

28:01Hallelujah, it's raining men.

28:04Amen, it's raining men.

28:07Hallelujah, it's raining men.

28:12Amen.

28:14Applaudissements

28:28Wow, absolutely smashing.

28:30That's a lovely Grace Kennedy there.

28:32Did you like that song?

28:33Pardon?

28:34The song, did you like the song?

28:35It's raining men.

28:37Yes.

28:38Makes a change from cats and dogs, doesn't it?

28:41Would you like to meet her?

28:43I'd love to.

28:44Come on then.

28:45Grace, I must say, that was absolutely beautiful.

28:48It was beautiful.

28:49And I think you're beautiful.

28:51Yes, and I think you're beautiful too.

28:54Oh, she's only saying that.

28:57She's not.

28:58Well, someone just did.

29:01I don't think I'm beautiful.

29:03I think I'm ugly.

29:04Oh, you're not ugly.

29:05I am.

29:06No, you're not.

29:07And I'm little.

29:08Little.

29:09Listen, Grace, unfortunately,

29:10Orville has got this inferiority complex.

29:12I haven't got a complex.

29:13You haven't.

29:14I am inferior.

29:16Oh, dear.

29:17Oh, no, you're not, Orville.

29:19If you try hard enough, you can be big as the rest of them.

29:22I can?

29:23You can.

29:24Yeah.

29:25If you just believe.

29:26That's right.

29:27You've got to believe.

29:28If you believe you can do it,

29:31You know you can do it,

29:33Then you're halfway there.

29:35If you can show you're a winner,

29:37Then you'll find the beginning of a brand new day.

29:41Then you can tell everybody,

29:44Hey, look, it's me.

29:46You can be almost anything you want to be.

29:49Take the world in your hands.

29:51See how tall you can stand.

29:53It can all be yours

29:55If you believe.

30:00I see.

30:02If you believe.

30:08If you can laugh at the rain,

30:11You follow the sun,

30:13Then you're halfway there.

30:15Halfway there.

30:16If you ask for the moon,

30:18I'm sure it's yours one day.

30:21And if you trust in yourself as you go along,

30:25Just have faith in yourself and you must be strong.

30:29Hold it high.

30:30Reach for the sky.

30:32It can all be yours

30:34If you believe.

30:36It's time to give a helping hand.

30:40If you have time to show someone you understand.

30:47Time to love and time to care.

30:53Then you'll find you have so much to share.

31:02If you believe you can make it,

31:05Feel you can make it,

31:06Then you're halfway there.

31:09And if you know in your heart

31:11That you're gonna start to live again.

31:15Then you can tell everybody,

31:17Come along with me.

31:19There are wonders to show you and a world to see.

31:22There's a joy you can feel.

31:24Know that it's real.

31:26It can all be yours

31:28If you believe.

31:30If you believe.

31:32If you believe.

31:34If you believe.

31:36If you believe.

31:38If you believe.

31:41If you believe.

32:22Tu sais ce qui s'est passé ce matin?

32:24Non

32:24Je suis sorti de ma maison

32:26Oui

32:26Et il y avait un policier qui regardait ma voiture

32:29Ta voiture?

32:30Oui

32:31Il m'a dit tu sais quoi? J'ai dit assez

32:32Vraiment?

32:33J'ai dit assez! J'ai dit assez!

32:37Oh oui

32:37Et puis il a pris une clampe

32:39Pas la clampe dure?

32:40Oui

32:41Oh mon dieu

32:41Et il l'a clampe

32:42La roue?

32:43Non la bouche

32:46Tu vois Orville, Orville ne dirait pas quelque chose comme ça

32:49Oh mon dieu

32:50Oh je n'aime pas ça

32:53Je veux dire, tu sais Orville doit changer son nom à Fish and Chips

32:57Il doit changer son nom à Fish and Chips?

32:59Oui

32:59Pourquoi?

33:00Il est toujours dans les journaux

33:03N'importe quoi

33:04J'ai peur qu'on doit y aller

33:05Merci d'avoir regardé la série

33:07On se revoit très bientôt

33:08Bonne nuit à tous

33:09Au revoir

34:20Un

34:22Deux

34:25Deux et un peu

34:27Et trois

34:29Oh regarde

34:40Oh la vache, c'était dégueulasse

34:44Knuckles, tu l'as fait?

34:46Je ne l'ai pas fait

34:48Tu ne l'as pas fait?

34:50Si tu ne peux pas le battre, rejoins-le

34:53On se voit la prochaine fois

The Keith Harris Show S01E06 - 18 June 1983

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