Detentionaire S3E11 - Fight or Flight
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00:00Hey, what's up, mini chicos and chiquitas! Welcome to Uncle Cam's crazy local banana story time o'clock.
00:07Once upon a time, there was a stink ninja who huffed and puffed and stole my boy Lee's super handy cool key.
00:13Totally uncool, mini muchachos.
00:15And so TweedleTuff, TweedleFluff, and yours truly tried to get it back.
00:20We kinda failed though, well mostly them, and now the evil queen and her council totally have both keys, yo!
00:26So the lady in black like used the keys but kinda cracked the pyramid the wrong way and got majorly whacked by some like ancient snooze button.
00:34Buenas noches, señorita!
00:36Which brings us to Sleeping Un-Beauty, a.k.a. Nousepeg, a.k.a. the nerd who kept taking out the book from the library.
00:43Did the pyramid cast a sleeping curse on him too?
00:46That's for the junior nerdettes Jenny and Tina to figure out.
00:51And the handsome prince found out the court jester was also being blackmailed, so they joined forces to bring light to the darkness, man.
00:59And restore peace and like mucho, mucho handsomeness to the kingdom.
01:04What? I'm like oozing with handsomeness.
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08:20Ooohh!
08:224//Tour du Rouge
08:273. Andrew Rottenbruck
08:294. Regarde on pupil
08:345. Lui
08:37C'est ok, maman est là.
08:39Tu as mal à la spine, t'es un bouc-murde !
08:42Je suis vraiment désolée, je n'ai jamais entendu un livre à purposé !
08:45Oh !
08:46Est-ce ce que je pense que c'est ?
08:50Pouvez-vous traduire ça ?
08:54Bien sûr, mais seulement en privé.
08:58Venez avec moi !
09:02Vraiment ?
09:03Si D.O.D. sur Full Blast ne fonctionne pas, rien ne va bien.
09:07Go for Lee.
09:08Mr. Ping, time's up.
09:10Email the map.
09:12Just finishing it up now.
09:15Here you go.
09:16Enjoy.
09:20Funny.
09:21Yeah, I thought so too.
09:23Do you want to know what else is funny ?
09:27Mom ?
09:33Ok, that's 30 out of 50.
09:36Those two are definitely BFGF.
09:40Wait up !
09:41Looks like we got another contender for the mating game.
09:44That runt ?
09:45Don't you know how the world works ?
09:47Girl possums like that don't go for small boy possums.
09:50Hey, you gonna help me write our possum report or what ?
09:54Here, smallie, smallie, smallie.
09:56Grayson doesn't have faith in you, but I do.
09:59With a little TLC and a major fur makeover.
10:02You'll be the handsomest possum at the watering hole.
10:06Who's the handsomest ?
10:08Well, me first, but you're a very close second.
10:11Yes, you are.
10:12And I'm gonna lead you over to someone you should meet.
10:15She's hot.
10:18Lee ?
10:19Mom, you're ok !
10:20Of course !
10:21Why wouldn't I be ?
10:23I'm at the salon.
10:25I'm picking your father up from the airport in 45 minutes and want to look nice.
10:30And there's a hot new stylist.
10:32Yeah, right.
10:33Does he happen to smell like rotten eggs ?
10:36Now that you mention it...
10:38No time to chatty-chat, ok ?
10:40Only time to look fabulous.
10:43When I'm through with you, your husband won't even recognize you.
10:47Three quarters of an hour, so he gets in just a little past 9.30 ?
10:50Uh-huh.
10:51Ok.
10:53You see, that's the thing about things that are funny.
10:56They turn ugly so very fast.
10:59Ok !
11:00There's only one way down.
11:01At the back, by a brick wall near a bunch of bushes, there's a tunnel.
11:04Who else knows about it ?
11:06No one.
11:07Only me.
11:08I dug it.
11:09It took five weeks.
11:10Just leave my mom alone.
11:12Oh, your mom's fine.
11:13Our mutual friend is a fabulous stylist.
11:16I just hope your dad's around to see it.
11:19You know, you really shouldn't have lied to me.
11:23Huh ?
11:24Hello ?
11:27Dad ?
11:29Is she for real ?
11:30Ok Lee, come on, fix this.
11:32Call her back.
11:40Call dad ?
11:41No, he's on a plane.
11:42Call mom !
11:46Your hair is to die for.
11:48What's your background ?
11:52So ?
11:53When do you think we'll strike squirrel gold ?
11:55Are you sure they live underground ?
11:57Greta would know.
11:59Ja, and she would also know it is no squirrel gold.
12:03It is squirrel treasure.
12:05Ok.
12:06So, my Greta, when do you think you will be loving her ?
12:10Answer the query.
12:12I don't love Gretz.
12:13She's just tutoring me.
12:15I'm bad at the school.
12:18I'm talking like you now.
12:21And then the little book said to the big book,
12:24That's my porridge.
12:26I don't think the librarian really knows how to translate the book.
12:30Gee, you think ?
12:31Can you stop doing that ?
12:34Please ?
12:36I can't.
12:37It's a curse.
12:38I don't want to talk about it.
12:40Ok, Mrs. Librarian, I'll just take that back and we'll vamoose.
12:44But this is Niall's book.
12:46Niall's peg ?
12:47Do you know him ?
12:48Who ?
12:49Niall's peg.
12:50You just said, this is Niall's book.
12:52Are you putting me on ?
12:54This isn't Niall's book.
12:55Ok, Riddler on the roof.
12:57Whose book is it ?
13:01Why, it's his book.
13:05Tina ?
13:06Tina ?
13:07You here ?
13:08Jenny ?
13:09Wow, even the queen of shushing isn't here.
13:12Olga says, hello.
13:14Ok, another strike.
13:15The boys are all down.
13:16And now, so are the girls.
13:19So, have you figured out what you're going to do ?
13:23You're running out of time.
13:25Wait, don't hang up.
13:26What do you want ?
13:27Hello ?
13:28Hello ?
13:32Do it for dear old...
13:34Dad ?
13:35Another attachment ?
13:38She hacked my phone.
13:39It's dead.
13:41I gotta just go for it.
13:42Like now.
13:47It's tails man, tied, 99 on.
13:49First one to 100, right ?
13:51It's my toss, and your call.
13:53Heads !
13:55No, tails, tails, definitely tails.
13:57Wait, heads !
13:59Heads.
14:00Yeah !
14:04Look at me, look at me, look at me.
14:06Oh dude, I'm so sorry man.
14:09Well, just think of it as like super crunchy peanut butter.
14:12Beetle eating blackmail scene, take one.
14:15If you promise to not taste nasty,
14:18I promise to eat you...
14:21Fasty !
14:23I can't do it.
14:25Dude, you have to.
14:27We're both gonna be expelled man.
14:29Don't be afraid to do it.
14:31You know, I hear eating beetles is really good for the complexion.
14:35Ok, like hold the phone bro.
14:38Hey, did you guys buy a paper from Grace and Sue ?
14:41Yeah, how did you know ?
14:46Ew !
14:48Wow dudes, you too ?
14:53This is it, now or never.
14:56Wow y'all, busted !
14:59Mr. Payne sneaking out ?
15:01When will you learn you'll never outsmart an old billy goat like me ?
15:07Bye !
15:09You were in so much trouble !
15:12Hey !
15:13Oh, I'm actually gonna enjoy this !
15:18Sir, honestly, I don't know if you are working with the police.
15:21Honestly, I don't know if you are working with them
15:23or if they have control of your cyborg brain or...
15:26Someone is controlling my eensy weensy tiny little robot brain ?
15:31And that explains why you're out here and not in detention ?
15:35No, but...
15:36No buts is right Mr. Payne !
15:38Get ready to meet your maker.
15:43Message received.
15:45Acquire shovel and fill hole.
15:51Ok, that's both good and bad.
15:53I'll just take the good part for now.
16:07What am I doing here ?
16:10News of the week !
16:12Much-valued inventor Maxwell Finwich
16:14mysteriously resigns as co-director of the world's largest company,
16:17Man Worst Finwich.
16:19Relax, it's the other hand.
16:21Then, sudden tragedy struck
16:23as Finwich's palatial manor mysteriously burned to the ground.
16:26Arson ? Faulty wiring ?
16:28Or perhaps a haphazardly placed pipe ?
16:30Whatever the case, the result was the same.
16:33His last will proclaimed
16:34all his belongings would be given to the poor and destitute
16:37and his vast literary collection
16:39donated to local school, Alexander Nygma High.
16:43So the book used to belong to him ?
16:45Although it's only been weeks since his demise,
16:47there have already been random Finwich sightings around the world.
16:50Could it be true ?
16:51Or just wishful thinking ?
16:53Lee's seen him, so he did survive.
16:56Bingo !
16:57Really ? We're right ?
17:00What's that ?
17:01Oh, all I know is I win that toaster.
17:03Now hand it on over.
17:05Another round ?
17:10It's Dad's flight, it got in early.
17:12Hey !
17:13No, don't !
17:20Ah, nature !
17:22So 3D !
17:24I wish the Greta was here.
17:26She's my everything !
17:29I get it, bro.
17:30She's pretty cool for a nerd.
17:32She's not my type,
17:33but when she's helping me with quadratic fractions
17:35or Unibrow does his thing, you know,
17:37it's a lot of fun !
17:39Like when she's talking about algebra
17:41and her voice getting all in the high-pitchy place ?
17:46The Greta is amazingly pretty.
17:49And pretty amazing too !
17:53Holger see what Steve do ?
17:55You make words go the flippy !
18:01Swerve treasure !
18:03Swerve treasure !
18:09Swerve gold stinks !
18:12Holger said it was Swerve treasure !
18:15And also...
18:16Runnin' Fluffin' !
18:27Maybe she was bluffing ?
18:29Then again, maybe she wasn't !
18:31Dad !
18:33Oh no, you don't !
18:35So you knew that this book
18:37used to belong to Finwich ?
18:39Shhh !
18:40Ok, seriously ?
18:41No one's even in here !
18:42Stop shushing us !
18:43Please !
18:44You showed us that film !
18:45Why ?
18:46Do you really know Finwich ?
18:48I don't mean shh as in shh !
18:51I mean shh as in shh !
18:56Lee's gonna freak !
18:58Oh, maybe I should tell him that !
19:00Why ?
19:01No, I'm telling him !
19:02Shhh !
19:04Fine !
19:05We'll tell him together !
19:08No, please, don't !
19:12Mom ?
19:15Gross !
19:16But kinda nice too !
19:19Have you heard the saying
19:20Curiosity makes the world go round ?
19:22So this was all just a big game
19:24to freak me out ?
19:25And now I'm so not where I should be !
19:28Ow !
19:30What the ?
19:32Achoo !
19:33That smell !
19:34You here ?
19:37I gotta get back to school !
19:46Ain't cut !
19:47Mucho convincing, bro !
19:48It almost feels like I ate the beetle !
19:52Don't all you rockstar heroes
19:53eat weird stuff, man ?
19:54Like this could be your thing, you know ?
19:56Everybody would be all like
19:57Cyrus is so crazy !
19:59In school,
20:00he used to eat beetles alive, yo !
20:03Okay,
20:04maybe I do feel a little bit better !
20:06Yeah !
20:07I eat beetles, man !
20:08What of it ?
20:10I'm your urban legend
20:11eatin' beetles !
20:12I'm your urban legend
20:13eatin' beetles !
20:14I'm your urban legend
20:15eatin' beetles !
20:16I'm your urban legend
20:17eatin' beetles !
20:18Raw !
20:19Ate a beetle, so rocks !
20:20Just to get to its jaw !
20:21I'm a beetle eater !
20:23Oh yeah !
20:24I'm a beetle eater !
20:25Run in front of it !
20:28Oh !
20:29What's that smell ?
20:30It's so gross !
20:46And now we figured out
20:47that the book belongs to Finwich !
20:49Why are you guys talking in stereo ?
20:51We made a deal to tell you
20:52at the same time
20:53because we couldn't agree
20:54on who should tell you first.
20:55And then you never
20:56answered your phone !
20:57Yeah, Kimmy's mom
20:58sort of screwed it up.
20:59Biffy's fixing it.
21:00Hey, watch your backs, guys.
21:01Things are getting
21:02weird out there.
21:03Getting weird ?
21:05Lee !
21:06It's dinner time !
21:07I'll tell you guys
21:08about it all tomorrow.
21:09But seriously,
21:10these guys mean business !
21:12Who means business ?
21:14Oh, nothing.
21:15I'm just so happy
21:16you got home safe, Dad.
21:17Ha !
21:18How else would I get home ?
21:20Oh, I don't know.
21:21Hey, where were you anyway ?
21:22Oh, here and there.
21:24It's all very boring
21:25to a young person like you.
21:27Not really, but just
21:29don't ever leave again, okay ?
21:31Like ever !
21:32Okay, son, I won't.
21:34Come on, let's eat.
21:36Your amazing mom
21:37made her famous hot dogs !
21:39How does she do it ?
21:40I can't even boil water !
21:42That's your problem, Dad.
21:43Boiling water
21:44is how you make hot dogs !
21:46Really ?
21:47You know a lot, son !