Veep Season 6 Episode 9 A Woman First
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00:00You know how much I love the size of your jet and I oh my god what what is this weather?
00:10Why doesn't everybody just go to st. Barts? I miss it already. It was so romantic. It's just the two of us
00:17I'm Gary
00:19Just what I needed, you know that ocean air and the crystal blue water and not to mention the top of the speech
00:27Next time I want to say long. Hello, ma'am
00:30Hello, Marjorie. I'm sorry to be so hysterical, but we have a situation. What are you talking about? Catherine's on bedrest
00:35She's been diagnosed with an incompetent cervix. Well, why should her cervix be any different than the rest of her?
00:41Hi, mom. Hi Jafar. Well before you even ask we have taken a break from sex specifically pension sex
00:47She has a penis. I don't know honey. What are you doing here?
00:51Oh, yeah, I'm on bedrest so that the stitches don't get ripped out of my cervix
00:56Oh my gosh
00:57Well, this isn't bedrest. This is couch rest
01:00Did you put a towel or anything underneath her because girls this is imported french linen, maybe a waterproof tarp
01:08Yes, actually or even a garbage bag, you know
01:10actual delivery advance copies
01:16Finally getting paid. Well, we'll see
01:19Oh, no
01:21Look how pretty
01:23A woman first first woman. Yeah, you get murdered in my country for saying something like that
01:28It's a bit of a pun
01:29No, it's not a typo on the first page the first sentence from the moment. I entered the the white house
01:35Is that a pun? Well, that's on you amy because you were in charge of the book. That's congratulations again amy
01:41Richard so good to see you. I missed you. Uh, welcome back ma'am. Uh, also ambassador
01:46I'm
01:50Now that's a pun ma'am you are confirmed for tomorrow night for the tonight show to kick off the book tour
01:55Yeah, which again is tomorrow night not tonight despite the title. Okay, and you're doing the today show one week from yesterday
02:01Wow, that smells good. What is that? Oh, it's catherine's uterine tea
02:05It's a broth of red raspberry leaf black haw and false unicorn root. I hope that's gone in your mouth
02:11Whatever happened to half a bottle of red wine and three virginia slams ma'am the producer of the tonight show thought it'd be fun
02:17Now, you know what? Nothing's fun on that show. Uh, I need to go and unpack
02:22Hi, ma'am. What?
02:24I'm, not on bad rest. My cervix is as tight as a snare drum. Oh, yes it is
02:28I've not mentioned in this book until page 134
02:31I once dry shaved that woman's legs under her desk during a cabinet meeting. Yeah, i'm not in there till 213 and I wrote the book
02:39Oh page 93 suckers
02:43As gary poured my tea
02:45I realized the hostages blah blah blah. Oh, yes. How about you richard? Did you make the book? Uh, just the dedication
02:53Congressman i've put up all your flyers. Oh, hey
02:56Oh god, damn it. This office sucks my nard punishment from congressman furlong and the speaker and the president an astonishing
03:04Bipartisan agreement some interesting reading arrived and no such thing. No president meyer's book. Take a look
03:12See if i'm in here
03:13jordan
03:14Jobs try ryan. I know kent. I was looking up jobs because they are important to the american people
03:20R y I know how to spell my last name kent
03:26Are you fucking kidding? I'm not in here
03:29I ruined her administration like four times. You think that count for something? Are you in here?
03:3312 mentions
03:35Adequate jonah. I just saw the latest polls the shutdown really hurt you in massachusetts. Anus aka
03:42New hampshire, you're only up by five points in your re-election against seletman de vicentis when you should be
03:47I'm only a five on skeevy dv
03:50I went to summer camp with that dude and he was too afraid to get changed in front of the other boys
03:54I thought that was you
03:56No, i'm pretty sure it was him. It was you. How do you know kent? Were you at that summer camp? There he is
04:02Oh
04:03Jonah, my boy i've come to say. Farewell
04:05I'm pulling all my financial support the packs the re-election committees everything
04:10I suppose I should have hired some goons to kick the shit out of you, but you're dating my daughter
04:15So that's right. I know i've had no don't take it so hard. Come on shawty. Let's boogie
04:20No, you don't tell me what to do. I'm, not one of your precious inmates. I'm staying with jonah
04:25You are are you pregnant? No, i'm not pregnant
04:30Yeah, I thought we'd wait till we bought a house
04:32If you stay with him you're cut off
04:35Okay, if you change your mind before dinner, we're having pecan gourmet. I'm not coming but order me some slippery shrimp just in case
04:43Babe, did you give up your inheritance for me? You're out of your fucking mind. I still have my trust. Oh money
04:49We're moving the wedding up just as soon as you finish your conversion
04:54Mazel tov. Oh, thanks. God
04:57Mother fucker, okay. I'm gonna get you a bike helmet. I don't need a bike
05:05God damn it. Ow as you may have heard
05:10Today marks my departure from the cbs morning show with dan egan
05:13But you'll still be able to find me weekly on our cbs digital platforms podcast
05:19What well most importantly I hope that you've cherished our time
05:23I'm, sorry, danny stevie says we've got to wrap it up. Yeah
05:29Okay
05:30Well then to brie, thank you brie, you know for for everything that we've shared both on
05:37and off camera
05:39Oh and to jane
05:41Incredible absolutely incredible. I mean you've been with this network for for how many decades now?
05:46I mean, I mean jane, I will always remember jane covering the moon landing
05:51I mean, I I studied that footage that beautiful black and white stuff. It was just fantastic
05:56Well, regardless jane, you are historic. Thank you
06:01Be sure to join us starting tomorrow for cbs this morning with jane
06:06and brie
06:08Girl power. We'll see you
06:11in the tomorrow
06:14And we're clear great job everybody good job jane, okay
06:17Well, what do you say we let bygones be bygones and have some goodbye cake I told him he didn't want cake
06:23Oh god, I love this
06:26They started demo at memos for the birthplace and library and the contractor sent me this video link
06:31Look at this. I can watch this all day
06:35Nothing. Catherine. I can't repeat myself every five seconds for your amusement
06:39tonight show dresses
06:42Look how pretty you think it's too low cut
06:45Yeah, yeah ma'am i'm leaving take good care of catherine who's she talking to I don't know ma'am
06:53The washington post is running an expose on your term in office
06:59Is it bad I have a drink I feel a little dehydrated
07:02It's kind of like the wave in the perfect storm except in this case the wave is
07:09Made out of shit and our boat is also made out of shit. It's leon west
07:15fuck
07:16What is his head?
07:17um
07:18Ignoring the advice of experienced staffers meyer instead sought the counsel of a high school dropout her personal trainer and lover ray whalen
07:26He had a ged guys. Oh my god. You're talking about my eye job
07:31Chinese cover up over the tweet. This isn't an article. This is a
07:36bang on a pinball machine
07:38Who despises me like this? Well, there's president montez tom. James white house
07:45White working-class voters. Nobody everybody loves you
07:50Can somebody carry me to the bathroom ma'am?
07:53There's a remote possibility a while back. I uh was working in the schumer column. Leon west has mike's diary. Amy you promised
08:02What?
08:04What mike?
08:06What have you and your 47 tangled chromosomes done? I'm, sorry. I'm, sorry, ma'am
08:12I should have gotten a diary with a little lock on it, but I didn't want to lock myself out
08:16How long have you known about this since alabama? But to be fair, we thought we were on top
08:21Oh, really? Well now it's on top of you. It's knocked your teeth out and it's making sweet love to your face
08:28We don't know my diary is the source. Oh, there's scans of it on the wapo website
08:33This is crystal clear god get out of here. You bring flowers
08:38I'm gone. I'm gone. Okay, amy. You have to call my lawyer right now. My lawyer is the whole firm
08:43All right, we have to call leon, too
08:46Mike, where the fuck do you think you're going? You need to get in touch with leon right now, ma'am
08:51Do you need to sit down? I just feel a little woozy
08:54Okay, i've got stomach cramps
08:57Whoa, whoa, what are you drinking? This is katherine's tea for her underparts. What is the tea for your underparts?
09:04Oh my god. Oh, no, no
09:07No, no
09:11What time's it tonight? Call time is 3 30. I'm fine. It's okay. I'm fine
09:19Oh dang, what's up white boys? Yo, you guys ready to drop that rock jilardi hit me i'm open
09:25What are you doing here congressman? I started up a basketball league to endear myself to you assholes
09:29We have a league we play here every tuesday night. You guys can join my league. How about that?
09:33We don't want to I don't give a fuck what you want. I have your balls
09:37So you have to join my league I get first pick and I pick graves. Oh, really? Why are you picking me?
09:45Because you're so tall. Oh
09:47Who the fuck invited dikembe matum tard little word of advice congressman don't wear the shorts
09:54Even kobe bryant wouldn't rape you in those things. Oh
09:57Lucky here we got old jesus with a camel toe and his child molester goggles and the headband, of course
10:04Because you don't want the sweat getting in your eyes when you're choking them out afterwards congressman. Ryan took our ball. Oh, shut up narc
10:11You shut up. All right
10:12Will take the ball and tell him why balls are the only thing keeping me from choking on cocks without balls
10:19I'd be swallowing dick's hole just like joey chestnut
10:23I'm, sorry jonah, but uh
10:27Doctor says I gotta play 20 minutes every day. So get the fuck off our court ball in let's go congressman
10:34Want to play a game of horse? Yes, I would like that very much
10:40Boom goes the diamond you're fired
10:48Ma'am the tonight show is rip shit because you canceled I just got a lecture from a 22 year old
10:54Pissed wot with a suny binghamton degree who says that she thinks that you chickened out because of the post article
10:59Call it back and rebook the whole thing. No, okay
11:02Look, this is all about damage control amy
11:05My presidency just got caught with a tranny hooker on sunset boulevard
11:11And I have to make america think that I was just giving her a ride home, right? Very smart man
11:17Actually, I did write a zinger for the tonight show about ray in sleeping with my trainer
11:22I think you could say I did not exercise good judgment
11:27Okay, I am not gonna say that joke to johnny. I mean ma'am
11:31Johnny, ma'am leon west is here for your double secret meeting. Okay, you know what?
11:37Let's make him wait. Yeah, okay, and maybe give him some of that lesbian coups potion
11:43Okay, I think all we have is bad coke in the fridge. Okay, they should not be allowed to call that stuff tea
11:48That's what I think
11:50You know what I think you sound like the world's gayest am radio show now guys
11:56What is our move with leon? Well, he really likes amy amy who?
12:02You
12:04No, she's all over his diary. She's in every page. He's obsessed with you. No amy amy
12:10Come on, nobody's asking you to engage in some sort of human pleasurable activity. I know that's not your back
12:17Okay
12:18But perhaps maybe you could flirt a little with him
12:21I don't know if that's something that you're actually able to do. Yes, of course. I can be very flirtatious
12:29Nope ma'am leon west says he knows you're just making him wait. Okay, just send him in. Okay one of these days
12:34She's gonna make that face and that eyeball of hers is gonna pop out and shoot across the room
12:40I know it
12:41Ah leon woodward minus bernstein plus propitia
12:46This entire conversation is off the record. You are going to retract
12:50Every word this very nanosecond. Otherwise i'm going to sue you
12:55I'm curious you're going to sue us for what because this is a public interest and fair use
12:59Oh, i'd love to know how my eye job which never which never happened by the way is in the public interest now
13:06I've got you on the hook for defamation
13:10Libel and if I remember my law school tort professor correctly
13:15And I do because I slept with him for two years still off the record invasion of privacy
13:20I mean you can go ahead. We're the washington post and we have been sued by better terrible presidents than you name one
13:26Okay, you know what? I want. I want this room. Okay, everybody out
13:31Are there any nibbles on that dave barry?
13:40What do you want
13:43I think the pulitzer i'm going to get from this is good enough for me. So good evening. You can have amy
13:51Wait, I don't understand you can have her
13:58Probably better from behind though, you know
14:07Good evening
14:09Yeah, don't blame me
14:12Can you stop blowing on my legs like that i'm trying the gloatian don't use the word gloatian ma'am
14:18What is it? Oh my god, amy. You are making that terrible terrible news face
14:23You're gonna throw your neck out, you know, what is it? Is it leon west? Is it a second diary?
14:28Beyond a dump it is a toxic infant blowout out both diaper legs and up the back of the onesie
14:35Did they mention the antique egg that we stole from the oval?
14:38Well, it's got the terrorist drone assassination
14:42Well, that's not bad the dra guy. Yeah, and the chinese. It's got the soldier whose leg you lost. Oh my god
14:49Lost like i'm surrounded by mike's poorly drawn doodles of legs. Sorry, mike. It looks like arms
14:54I'm better at arms. You should see the page where I wrote about the arms dealer. Oh my god
14:59The georgian election is here and all of that stuff about merman
15:03Why did you work for me you stupid mustache we were telling so many lies
15:08I had to write them down to keep them straight any decent lawyer would have told me to do that
15:12Ma'am, they got the data breach
15:16No, they know that you 100 percent knew about the mining of those dead kids social security and medical data
15:22I don't have a zinger for that one
15:25Well, I could go to jail for that no
15:28Well, I can't do this show no you guys have to get me out of here madam president
15:32We are all so honored to have you on the show
15:35I'm, bethany and i'm gonna go over a few rules of what's in the bag with you. Okay
15:38Look at tiffany. I um, i'm so happy to be here
15:41But unfortunately, i've just gotten this emergency call from my pregnant daughter and her baby is in such distress
15:47So we gotta get out my baby. Okay, come on guys. We gotta go
15:52By the way, what is in the bag? It's a copy of the president's book
15:57That's good
15:58I was a patsy to my knowledge. This is just the tip of the iceberg
16:02These revelations will continue to come out in a steady drip drip drip
16:06Like the leaky prison faucet I was forced to drink from evening, ma'am
16:11Finally got catherine down. I could never get her down. She was always so scared about monsters everywhere
16:17You know under her bed and behind the curtain and in the closet
16:21Although actually one time andrew did hide one of his women in the closet
16:25So she had reason to be somewhat
16:28Alarmed, why don't I join you in that nightcap? Uh, gary, I think I heard him leave. What? Oh, right
16:35Uh, I don't think that there are any clean glasses. There's one here. Uh-huh. Okay
16:43Ma'am something i've always wanted to tell you, you know what I love most about your daughter
16:47What's going on with the foundation? You know, I was thinking that I might want to become more involved
16:53I could really use the cleansing power of a charity right now
16:57Well, it's been quite a year from the meyer fund for adult literacy
17:01The advancement of global democracy military family assistance and childhood obesity aids in particular
17:07Hang on a second. What is that?
17:08You just the what was the thing that you just said childhood obesity?
17:11You sent me an email about it last month at 4 a.m
17:13I forgot I was looking at catherine's baby pictures and I have to admit I was skeptical about it at first
17:19But the more I learned about those kids I started to see that the problems are not just physical problems
17:25Yeah that come with obesity the cancer the diabetes, but also the emotional and psychological problems the body dysmorphia
17:33Yeah, hey, it's me. So we started an exciting new program
17:38Where we get the kids out 10 minutes a day. Yeah in 10 minutes
17:43It is good. It's a perfect amount of time for a lot of these kids. Thank you. You're welcome
17:48From the moment I have left office. It has been nothing but a giant slalom down mountain a grim job brown diamond
17:55I know but look in my mind. You have nothing to be ashamed of, you know, my uncle
17:59He poisoned an entire village with sarin gas. Oh, that is worse. Thank you very much for that. You're welcome
18:04I just wish we could leave this country forever. Why don't we and I
18:10I mean, you've got nothing here
18:14I've got a plane that's fully fueled always and ready to go at any moment
18:18Why why is your plane always fueled?
18:20well, you know in case
18:23Let's just say that i've got some cousins. Yeah who sometimes get very angry at some of your tall buildings
18:31Oh god, you're making a joke, right? Yes
18:35Tip shit mike in his shit dip diary
18:39Amy committed perjury today written in crayon and mustard stains. You're gonna hire a lawyer. No, i'm thinking of uh clean guilty
18:47I wouldn't mind a little time in prison get away from my wife
18:50Spend time with guys who get it. Yeah learn a trade. Yeah. All right
18:54I gotta get up early yammer my case to the morning tv yabbos
18:59No offense. Hey untaken former yabba. Bye kids. What about you? What's next for the great?
19:04Danny again any job weights thought about teaching high school. I mean girls these days just can't keep a secret
19:09I mean you see jane's up to her old tricks
19:11Yeah, she's telling page six that she and brie are clam slamming
19:15Vaginas are so gross. I wish I didn't have one
19:19Sometimes I forget I do. Yeah. Yeah, we all do
19:22Hey, you want one more of these? I'm gonna get up in the morning early because selena's
19:28Yeah, make it a double at a girl
19:31So we will go to paris first goodie. We'll figure out where we want to go next
19:35Hey, listen, can you call somebody to bring me some fresh towels more towels? How many towels? I need them
19:41Breaking news from the washington post buried among many new scandalous acts from the meyer presidency
19:48Comes the revelation that it was president selena meyer and not president laura montez
19:55Who negotiated with the chinese president to free tibet jafar sources close to what is the matter? What's going on?
20:02They know they finally know it's me. Oh my gosh
20:06Yeah
20:08Well, the history books are being rewritten and this time it's not texas saying satan made foster
20:17Yes, he did
20:18Ma'am, it is everywhere
20:20Miss damien hankins. I started working for you. This was actually good. I lost the diary ma'am
20:25We're getting a request for confirmation from all the big tibetan papers except for the lassa express though
20:30They're playing their usual game. Well, what is it's amazing. Nobody is talking about any of the other stuff
20:36God bless the median. They're fly-hitting a windshield detention
20:41Leanne west is on cbs this morning right now. Oh my god, put it on really quick
20:45Even you would admit that freeing tibet from chinese rule is a monumental achievement. Yes, it was
20:52No, that was a fluke. That was a success despite an almost pathological level of discretion
20:58Speaks well of it. Yeah
21:01That comes shot in all four eyes leon
21:03Taken amy and walked away
21:05Nothing, if you were a man you would call that confidence. Yeah, tell it sister kick him in the cunt
21:12I adore jane mccain
21:15woman a heroine
21:17For our times montez is not gonna be happy. He's gonna put a real turd in her chalupa
21:22Oh, we should get mexican for lunch president meyer's office. Yale university president's office. Oh, okay
21:28Uh, and she knows what this is regarding you. Give me that
21:31Hello, this is president meyer jim, how are you?
21:39Oh, absolutely, we'll have your office, uh get in touch with my office. We're very interested in discussing that you too
21:47Bye-bye
21:49Well
21:50Guess who is interested all of a sudden in the selena meyer presidential library andrew
21:56What your ex no, yeah, I thought you went to smith. No, it's in the book that you wrote right, right, right
22:07You just started tearing down ema's house
22:10Well, that's catherine's problem. Okay. Hey paid three at last three at last i've been fired three times in my life
22:18From the u.s. Postal service office of investigations by the seattle seahawks
22:23And by jonah ryan, I cried each time
22:26This time it was tears of joy good for you. Well good timing because we're in print as genius operators
22:32You know, this could be an opportunity
22:34I might get my teeth rewidened. Maybe we could start a new business take our shit show on the road
22:38Yeah easier than explaining yards after the catch to steve largen if we do this though one rule no
22:45McClintock no shit. So what do you think the three meyer's coutures hang a shingle? I'm gonna bid you farewell
22:51Because this face belongs in broadcasting and I started a new gig tomorrow drinks are on you. Bye
22:56You'll be sorry. I thought you were taking the family to italy
23:00They're in italy
23:03Hey
23:04Wake up, can you hear me?
23:07There you go. Hi
23:09Am I jewish your circumcision was a success. Mr
23:12Ryan, if you notice any swelling, let me know and no erection for six weeks
23:17Well, I don't know how i'm not gonna get it hard when i'm talking about my hog with some hot shizka nurse
23:22I'm your doctor
23:23And it's shiksa
23:25I'll check on you later. I'm pretty sure it's shizka. I'm leaving. How are you doing? I don't know
23:31Babe, so far being jewish really sucks. Will you pass me those ice packs, please?
23:37Here you go, sweetie, thank you. At least your dick won't smell like donkey pussy anymore. Oh god
23:42I told you that was expired lube. Oh, and there's someone here to see you
23:47Hello, johnny. Oh fuck. Hello. Uncle. Jeff. Why do you think i'm here to wish me a speedy recovery?
23:54No
23:55Wishes belong in the bottom of a well with unwanted girl children. Well, actually i'm here to thank you
24:02Well fine, you're welcome
24:04for
24:05Whatever for shedding the urinal so badly. You made the hindenburg look like a normal on time blimp landing uncle
24:12Jeff people loved the shutdown and
24:17You epileptic picasso painting, uh, you can't talk to him like that
24:24Who is this tranny knuckle dragger somebody you hired to make sure you don't get erections that training knuckle dragger is my fiancee
24:33Jonah, her name is shawnee tans and you will treat her with respect
24:38Tans as in sherman tans. That's right. He's my father. Oh
24:42Royalty. Well, I suppose I should say i'm sorry. Thank you
24:46Sorry, you're even related to that human melted candle who puts the jew and white people hate jews
24:51Tell me this did he sell your training bras as comrades to the sex offenders in his prisons?
24:59Listen up, mr
25:00Hans as of today joanie here is down three points to that wap wonder diva centis
25:06So I am pulling this
25:08Creature from the jizz lagoon right off the new hampshire congressional ballot and replacing him with his cousin. Ezra
25:16What
25:17What?
25:18Ezra has more raw political talent in the tip of his rosiet pecker
25:23Than you have in this mangled abortion coat hanger. You should be ashamed to call your body
25:30People of new hampshire are going to be so grateful to me
25:32I'm going to be like a disability check wrapped around a pack of no filter cigarettes
25:36See you around joanie. Wait, can he really do that take your name off the ballot?
25:40Yeah, he owns like all these old people
25:43jonah
25:44I have been thinking. Um, you know, I think I want to slow things down with us
25:49Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. My teachers had to do that all the time. No with us you and me
25:55What
26:02She's dumping you shut the fuck up uncle jeff, she's not dumping me. Oh, no, I am
26:08I've been having doubts for a little while
26:10Ah
26:13Uncle jeff, shut up. What do you mean a little while?
26:16What the fuck does that even mean? Is that before or after I scheduled the surgery to cut my dick off so you could marry me?
26:25Uncle jeff, come on. Oh, i'm so glad I came in person. It didn't call. Goodbye joanie
26:33Sorry
26:35Get out of here walk. Yeah. Oh, that's nice of you. Are you parked in the garage? Yeah
26:39I'm just outside
26:42Shawnee
26:55Okay, come on
26:58Ah
27:01Ah
27:03Oh nurse
27:05Leon west just called the seventh time
27:07He says he wants he's to gargle my nuts and tickle my taint tell him to get in line
27:12Oh, ma'am, the publisher said we're getting some book reviews in. Oh blossom express gives it five namaste's now. What are you doing?
27:18Don't worry about it. They're ready for you, ma'am. Oh, that's bethany. Okay. Thank you. Tiffany. I'm going
27:25Look beautiful, ma'am. Thank you. Have fun. How long have you been working for the tonight show about a month, ma'am?
27:33Ma'am. Oh, yeah happened in an ambulance. She's having some bad bleeding. Oh my god on the couch did it with a garbage bag soon
27:40Okay, and uh, one of us should go. Well, why are you standing here for you're the donor?
27:47Do you need to leave where do I sit? I oh right there on the mark on the thing. Okay. Thank you
27:53Hi, how are you in the united states the first woman?
27:57To hold the office of the president if that's not enough. She's written in
28:00Autobiography a woman first first woman ladies gentlemen, please help me. Welcome president
28:13Thank you so much for coming
28:17How about this a real president
28:23Uh 53rd and 3rd, please
28:29Hi there welcome to cbs this ride i'm your host dan egan bringing you exclusive
28:36Right here in new york city yellow cab, sir. How do you how do you like you get the screen to go up?
28:41How do you turn this thing off? Come on? There's an off button turn this thing off. You see the off button
28:47All right, you know what?
28:48You know what?
28:49I want to get out. Shut the fuck up. Calm down, please broadway as you're seeing
28:55Fringe festivals in town
28:59It's me hey
29:01I'm in
29:02I did want to clear the air about one thing. Sure. Um earlier this week you were booked on the show
29:07You had to cancel which to us is like, you know, she's president of the united cares. We're fine with it
29:14You have so many more important things to do. Well, thank you then our stupid show that we put together
29:20Scotch take here. I love this show and then there was speculation that
29:25You did so because you were embarrassed about some salacious news stories about your trainer
29:32Yes in sleeping with my trainer. I did not exercise good judgment
29:39Wow
29:41Yeah
29:43Actually what I really would love to talk about um is to bet yeah, absolutely madam president
29:50But before that just in honor of of your new book. Oh sure a woman first first woman
29:57Is that the final title or yeah you? Oh, yeah
30:01It's a little pun it is a pun kind of by the way, this is quite a photo on the cover
30:07It's really thank you
30:08Really nice. Do I need like special glasses to be able to see this in focus or how does this work?
30:15It just came out today and we thought it would be fun in honor of you canceling on us to have some children come out
30:21Here they'll read you some of our favorite reviews
30:24Oh of your book neat because as any parent knows kids read the darndest things
30:30Off of cue cards. That's right. So, uh kids put them out here, please
30:35Okay
30:37Starting up here. We've got ella who is age nine
30:41The new york time says we've been stunned by the revelations and achievements of the meyer presidency
30:48over the last few days
30:50Weren't they in the book?
30:52That's not a bad question. Next up melanie age eight publisher weekly calls it
30:58scattered and disjointed
31:00Much like the meyer presidency
31:02Okay
31:05Next up we got ruby age 10 the new york post says remainder city
31:14Can we play what's what's in the bag let's guess what's in the bag
31:18We played that last night when you weren't here. We got elliot age 10