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02:30Excuse me, are you Cam?
02:32Oh, my eye!
02:34I just wanted to make sure you're okay.
02:37You still look a little sore from that pull-up yesterday.
02:40Me? No, I'm fine!
02:43Hit me!
02:46So, what's going on?
02:49I noticed that, uh, your hair is red.
02:53Um, yeah.
03:00Dang!
03:02Eddie!
03:04Yes, my delicate flower?
03:07Stop putting diamond jewelry in my food!
03:09Have you seen my latest X-ray?
03:13To make a note!
03:15Can I get you something? A soda? A burrito? Maybe a...
03:20Oh, my gosh! Cam, this is the nicest gift ever!
03:24But I didn't...
03:25Actually, that was for me.
03:27From you?
03:30Hi! My name's Zelda. What's yours?
03:33Eddie, why'd you give my necklace to this fool?
03:35Tameka, I didn't...
03:36Your name is Eddie?
03:38Eddie, I'll love you forever and ever!
03:40Ah! Just cause he gave you a necklace, now all of a sudden you're in love!
03:45But I...
03:46Tameka, does this mean you're jealous?
03:50No. I just think you're a fool.
03:53It's alright, Tameka. I know that comes from your pain.
03:58Maybe once you see me with my...
04:00...girlfriend for a few days, you'll come around to your senses!
04:03Really? I'm your girlfriend?
04:06But you...
04:07Come along, my delicate flower!
04:20And then I explained to Professor Whiskers that his best friend, Mr. Snugglebunny,
04:24had gone to sock puppet heaven.
04:27It was your fault for putting him in the laundry!
04:29But Professor Whiskers, I told you he was dirty!
04:32How could you? We were a pair!
04:34Now, Professor, don't make a scene.
04:36Honestly, can we actually talk some sense into him?
04:40Speaking of no sense at all, here comes Eddie.
04:43Just ignore him, Tameka. We can't encourage him.
04:46You're right. Madison, keep talking and we'll pretend like we're actually interested in what you're saying.
04:50Yoo-hoo! Did you hear that, Professor Whiskers? They're gonna be interested!
04:55Oh, so now you're not speaking to me! That's great, that's real mature!
04:58Gee, new girlfriend Zelda, I sure hope Tameka does not see us.
05:03It might send her flying into a jealous rage and perhaps into my arms.
05:08Now I present to you a gold watch as a token of my affection.
05:13My stars, you are romantic, Eddie.
05:18Aw, man! What kind of fool would fall for a stupid head like that?
05:22Zelda!
05:25I'll never love another!
05:28Tame, what you crying about?
05:30Just that the woman I love chose Eddie over me.
05:33So just get her back! Where's this Eddie hair that she ain't got?
05:38Gosh!
05:43Okay, maybe you don't have a gold limo or a gold zeppelin.
05:46I don't have a gold limo or a gold zeppelin.
05:50Okay, the dude's rich.
05:52See? I can't compete with that.
05:55Why would you want to? Face it, Cam.
05:57If you have to get rich to get a girl, she's obviously not worth the time of day.
06:01Man, what could she possibly know about women?
06:03Come on, Cam. Just because Eddie's rich don't mean you can't be rich, too.
06:06Well, obviously you don't know much about Cam.
06:09She's probably right.
06:11And don't listen to her, Tameka.
06:13She's probably right.
06:15And don't listen to her, Tameka.
06:18She's probably right.
06:20And don't listen to her, you're a smart guy.
06:22I'm sure you can figure out a way to make some money and buy Zelda nice stuff.
06:25All you need is a little confidence.
06:28Yeah, I am a smart guy.
06:31I'm practically the second smartest guy I know.
06:34If I can't find some way to make money, no one can.
06:37My name's Cam, not Kent.
06:40I can do it!
06:48Hey, Cam. So, how's your business going?
06:51Pretty good. Pretty good.
06:53My brother hasn't sold one thing in three weeks.
06:55Pipe down, you old harpy.
06:57Things are picking up.
06:59In fact, someone's taking the Cam haircut helmet out on a test run right now.
07:03The Cam haircut helmet?
07:05Who would possibly be stupid enough to buy one of those?
07:08I don't know about this, Cam.
07:10I don't know about this, Cam.
07:12I don't know about this, Cam.
07:14I don't know about this, Cam.
07:17So you want to haggle, huh?
07:19Alright then, let's talk turkey.
07:21What will it take for me to get you to buy that helmet today?
07:24Um...
07:26A hairback?
07:28Look at these things.
07:30The Cam-culator?
07:32The Camofile 9000?
07:35It's not a big seller.
07:37And I suppose I can see why.
07:39It takes away the fun of filing yourself.
07:41But then again, it is efficient.
07:43Frankly, I'm too old for that.
07:47Cam! Don't you get it?
07:49These are products no one else would possibly be interested in but you!
07:53Cool Cam!
07:54Hi, Sonny.
07:55So how's every little thing with Cam Incorporated?
07:57Not good.
07:59Nobody's buying any of my products.
08:01Now I'll never be able to buy nice things for the woman I love.
08:04Why is life so unfair?
08:06Aw, come on, little bitch.
08:08Don't fret. I'll buy something from you.
08:10Really? Does that mean one of my products interests you?
08:13Yeah! Of course!
08:15I don't see how people ain't falling all over each other
08:17to get hold of one of these lunchbox thingies.
08:19Actually, it's a briefcase for kids.
08:21I call it the Cam-case.
08:23That's cool.
08:24But you could put your lunch in that too, right?
08:26I'm afraid that's not allowed.
08:28Well, anyway, it sure is terrific.
08:32Yeah, that's really cool.
08:34I especially dig that snap-snap.
08:36I'll take ten of them.
08:37You will?
08:38Sure.
08:39I gotta get in on the ground floor of the next cool thing, right?
08:42Wow, Sonny! Thanks!
08:45Nah, thank you.
08:46Did you hear?
08:47Sonny says that's the next cool thing!
08:49I've got to get in on the ground floor.
08:51Can we get a couple of those Cam-cases?
08:55Sure!
09:15Oh, Cam, wouldn't it make more sense
09:17for you to be prancing around in that big ol' file of money over there?
09:19Are you kidding?
09:21Who cares about cash when I've got all this awesome paperwork?
09:23Look at all this stuff!
09:25Invoices, purchase orders, spreadsheets.
09:27I've got months worth of filing to do.
09:29And don't even get me started on the photocopying.
09:31That reminds me.
09:33I think I'll get started on the photocopying.
09:38But Cam, what about Zelda?
09:40Ain't she the reason why you're doing this in the first place?
09:42Why don't you take your hat off?
09:44And buy her something nice.
09:46My hat?
09:54Tamika!
09:56What is it, Professor Whiskers?
09:58Would you please tell Madison
10:00if she ever wants me to speak to her again
10:02she'll have to beg for my forgiveness!
10:04Madison, Professor Whiskers says...
10:06What am I doing?
10:08That's right, Tamika. Don't get involved.
10:10These two are going to have to work this out themselves.
10:12OK, I'm just ignoring all of y'all now.
10:18Oh no. Cover your ears.
10:22Dude, you put your lunch in your cam case?
10:24You just voided the warranty.
10:28Man, this cam case thing is out of control.
10:30Speaking of out of control...
10:32Gee, Zelda, my buttercup.
10:34I realize this may be ill-advised
10:36since Tamika's jealousy is about to erupt like a volcano,
10:38but I'm sure she'll be fine.
10:40But I have chosen to give you
10:42another token of my affection.
10:44Really?
10:46Absolutely, my darling.
10:48A real cam case?
10:50These are impossible to get anymore.
10:52Oops.
10:54Actually, I didn't intend to part with the cam case.
10:56It is the hottest thing around.
10:58I just wanted you to have the...
11:00I'll treasure it forever.
11:02And do you know why?
11:04Why, Zelda?
11:06Because it made me realize that money isn't everything.
11:08Money matters too.
11:10Now I realize that the one I really love isn't you.
11:12It's what's-his-name,
11:14the guy with his face on the cam case.
11:16Cam?
11:18Cam! My love, I'm coming for you!
11:20Zelda, no!
11:24Tamika, no!
11:30Curse you, Cam, for stealing the woman I'm using
11:32to make the woman I love jealous.
11:34I'll get you for this.
11:36Curse you!
12:06I made a mistake.
12:08I thought I loved Eddie, but in fact, I love you.
12:10You do?
12:12Sure, Eddie has money, which makes him irresistible in his own way.
12:14But you?
12:16Cam, you've made your own fortune.
12:18You're a self-made man.
12:20I am?
12:22Oh, Cam, please let this be forever.
12:24I have some filing to do,
12:26but I suppose it can wait.
12:32I'll take one of your cam cases
12:34Actually, these are Eddie attaches.
12:36The Eddie attache takes the youth briefcase to the next level.
12:38You see, instead of opening with a snap-snap,
12:40like our competitors,
12:42ours opens with a snap-snap.
12:44I don't want your cheap knockoffs!
12:46Get away from me!
12:50Ready, Eddie?
12:52Hi, Sonny.
12:54So how's everything going with the Eddie attache?
12:56Not good.
12:58Nobody's buying any of my products.
13:00Now I'll never be able to succeed in my plan
13:02to win Tamika's heart.
13:04Oh, come on now, little bit.
13:06Don't fret. I'll buy something from you.
13:08Really?
13:12Cam, can't you stop working for a second
13:14and go out and buy me something nice?
13:16Huh?
13:18This is weird.
13:20According to these projections,
13:22our earnings will take a significant drop in next quarter.
13:24This can't be right.
13:26I've got to run these numbers again.
13:28Oh, Cam.
13:30I was waiting, so I brought you lunch.
13:32What are you doing, woman?
13:34You know there's nothing that sets me off
13:36more than lunch in the Cam case.
13:38This isn't a Cam case.
13:40It's an Eddie attache.
13:42Haven't you heard?
13:44The Eddie attache is the hottest new thing.
13:46The Cam case? So last week.
13:48Cam, we need to talk.
13:50I'm not really sure how to say this.
13:52Yes?
13:54We're through. Bye.
13:56You see, I told you she wasn't worth the time of day.
13:58Zelda!
14:00Zelda!
14:04Eddie, I'm back!
14:06Oh, I'm so happy.
14:08Poor Tamika. She'll be heartbroken.
14:10Let's go tell her right now.
14:12What's the matter, Cam?
14:14You barely touched your piles of paperwork.
14:16No, without Zelda.
14:20Cam, Cam, Cam.
14:22It's all good.
14:24Your man Lil' D got a plan to put Cam cases back on top.
14:26Really? Just leave it to me, man. Lil' D.
14:28Gee, how can I ever thank you?
14:36What a heavy briefcase.
14:38I don't know how I'll ever get this down the hall by myself.
14:40Well, let me get your little hand in, buddy.
14:44Hey, this thing ain't heavy at all.
14:46Hey, Sonny!
14:56Hey, Sonny!
15:06What the?
15:16Hey, Sonny!
15:26Hey, Sonny!
15:28What's up, buddy?
15:30Hey, Sonny!
15:32Oh no!
15:34Sonny!
15:36Sonny, my son.
15:42Hey, Sonny!
15:44Hey, Sonny!
15:46Son, where are you?
15:48Son, where are you?
15:50Oh, Sonny.
15:52Oh, Sonny.
15:54It's your shoulder's Raj
16:24Pour donner de l'arbre
16:29Laissez-moi partir, laissez-moi savoir
16:32Laissez-moi être l'un
16:36Laissez-moi partir, laissez-moi savoir
16:39Laissez-moi être l'un
16:42Vous êtes plus cher que des millions, vous êtes un arbre
16:45Vous êtes plus cher que des millions, vous êtes mon arbre
16:48Vous êtes plus cher que des millions, vous êtes un arbre
16:52Vous êtes un rêve de trésor
16:55Un rêve inutile de trésor
16:57C'est mon bébé's plaisir
16:59De la joie et du plaisir
17:00C'est un trésor sans pardon
17:02Mais c'est mon bébé's mesure
17:04De la joie et du plaisir
17:05C'est un trésor sans pardon
17:07Un trésor inutile, inutile
17:12Et c'est pour ça qu'ils ont mis un ventre sur la trompette
17:16D'accord, la classe a été annulée, sauf pour vous et vous
17:20Est-ce que ça va durer longtemps ?
17:22Parce que j'ai de la compétition que j'ai besoin de barrer
17:25D'accord, vous deux, cette petite rivalité entre les multinationales a été assez mauvaise
17:30Mais m'amener là-dedans, ça n'est pas cool du tout
17:32Il a commencé par prendre des photos de vous avec le briefcase
17:35Quoi ? Vous avez volé mon briefcase pour l'idée des enfants en premier lieu
17:38Je ne l'ai pas volé, je l'ai amélioré
17:41Le mien est allé snap snap
17:42C'est stupide, ce n'est pas mieux que snap snap
17:45Oui, c'est mieux, écoutez
17:47Snap snap
17:48Snap snap
17:49Attendez, attendez, vous devez arrêter tout ce snap et tout
17:52Vous ne voyez pas que c'est une fille qui vous utilise ?
17:54Il n'y a pas de façon pour elle de faire tout ça
17:56Sonny, ça n'aurait pas été si dur si vous n'aviez pas continué et continué
18:00à aimer Eddie Attaché
18:03Excusez-moi, mais ce n'est pas jusqu'à ce que Sonny ait vendu et qu'il n'a pas regardé vos briefcases
18:08Quoi ? Mes yeux n'ont jamais regardé rien
18:11La vérité est que je n'ai pas beaucoup de briefcases
18:14Je les ai vraiment acheté juste pour que vous vous sentez bien
18:18Avez-vous entendu la nouvelle de Sonny ?
18:20Les briefcases sont là il y a 10 secondes
18:30Je comprends que votre père a fait beaucoup d'argent sur cette démolition
18:34Oh, oui
18:36Oh, je pensais qu'on avait quelque chose de spécial
18:40C'est parce que tu es stupide
18:42Oh, comment suis-je supposée de faire que Tamika soit jalouse maintenant ?
18:46J'en suis déjà jalouse, Eddie
18:48Vraiment ?
18:49Oui, n'importe quelle fille, vous vivez seul
18:51Vous pensez que vous n'allez plus jamais être des amis ?
18:53Je ne sais pas
18:55Notre amitié a vraiment été déchirée
18:57Si il y a une chose que professeur Whiskers et moi avons appris, c'est la puissance de la pardon entre deux amis
19:03N'est-ce pas, professeur ?
19:05Je suppose que tu as raison
19:07Des amis ?
19:08Absolument
19:09Oui ?
19:10Ça n'a toujours pas résolu mon problème
19:12Qu'est-ce de l'argent que j'ai perdu ?
19:14Qu'est-ce que vous avez à dire ?
19:15Réfléchis à ça