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00:00This show is a whole nother level,
00:02like making them watch your girlfriend,
00:05your long time girlfriend actually fuck.
00:08And I don't think most people picked it up.
00:10This is real time.
00:11Like this is happening in real time.
00:13So they have like CCTV or whatever it's called.
00:16Like I saw the clip where the other guy
00:18is just slapping his girl's ass.
00:20Playing the bongos on her.
00:21Yeah, playing the bongos and like, oh.
00:23No, there's heavy humping too.
00:26Welcome to The Rundown.
00:27Today is February 11th.
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01:11That was really good.
01:12Plenty more where that came from.
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01:15to the first ever NASCAR race in Mexico City in June.
01:18No way.
01:19That should be a good time.
01:20Yes, yeah.
01:21That would be awesome.
01:22I'm pulling for that.
01:23One of the people on the sales team
01:25I was like, have you been to Mexico City?
01:26And she said, it is by far the best culinary city
01:30I've ever been to.
01:30That's what I've heard.
01:31I heard it rules.
01:32Oh, that's awesome.
01:33Very pumped.
01:34And pretty cheap direct flights from Chicago.
01:35And no humidity in the summertime.
01:37They're up in the mountains.
01:38Yeah, and we'll have an episode on it
01:39about drop a pin after we get back.
01:41Yes.
01:41There you go.
01:42Well, speaking of Spanish speakers.
01:45Yeah, yeah.
01:46It's been a tough week.
01:47Muy caliente.
01:48For the second episode in a row on,
01:50what's the name of the show?
01:51I think it's Temptation Island.
01:54Isla de Tentacion.
01:55Okay.
01:56I think it's Temptation Island, Spanish version.
01:58Yes.
01:59So for the second episode in a row,
02:01this guy Montoya had to watch his girlfriend
02:03have sex with another guy
02:05and the internet can't get enough.
02:07I saw clips of the first time his reaction was priceless.
02:10Yeah.
02:11Reality TV gold.
02:12And usually reality TV gold comes at the price
02:15of someone just ruining their life.
02:16Without a doubt.
02:18The crazy thing to me was this isn't like a reality show
02:21where there's some huge prize at the end or whatever.
02:24Your boyfriend goes out on an island
02:25with a bunch of single women
02:27while you go to an island with a bunch of single dudes
02:29and everyone's relationships,
02:30it's like the whole point is just to see
02:32whose relationship is strongest or whatever.
02:34I don't even think they get paid to be on the show.
02:35It's crazy.
02:36No, they get paid.
02:37This is my shit.
02:38These are the kinds of shows that I watch every night
02:40because I get super chatty after an edible.
02:42So I want to talk to my wife during shows
02:45and thriller shows doesn't lend itself to that.
02:48So I love the ultimatum, love is blind,
02:51all of those things.
02:52I'm watching Love Island right now.
02:54This dude, this show is a whole nother level.
02:58Like making them watch your girlfriend,
03:00your longtime girlfriend actually fuck.
03:03And I don't think most people picked it up.
03:05This is real time.
03:06Like this is happening in real time.
03:09So they have like CCTV or whatever.
03:11Yeah.
03:12Like I saw the clip where the other guy
03:14is just slapping his girl's ass.
03:16Playing the bongos on her.
03:17Yeah, playing the bongos and like, oh.
03:19No, there's heavy humping too.
03:21The camera work, incredible.
03:23When they zoom in, just on the bed frame going right.
03:26And it all started because she saw him get a lap dance.
03:29And so she was like, I'm gonna get jackhammered
03:31by this guy twice.
03:32She got penetrated in a big way.
03:35Yeah, well it happened again.
03:35Happened again.
03:36Do you think the reason she did it again
03:38is because after the first time she was like,
03:39all right, we're definitely gonna get divorced
03:41after the show.
03:42I might as well bang another guy.
03:44Maybe you had dynamite dick.
03:46You never know.
03:47Maybe.
03:47That happens from time to time.
03:50So say my baby dad and I were on a show like this.
03:54Which I would love.
03:55That would be incredible.
03:56If he had to watch me get railed by another guy,
03:59his ick wouldn't be the cheating.
04:00It would be him seeing what I look like while I'm.
04:04He would be like, oh, gross.
04:06I've never seen it from that perspective.
04:07Yeah, I think the perspective angle of it
04:10would ruin me for him.
04:12Not the cheating.
04:13Did you see her response clip?
04:15Like where the next time he gets to go out
04:18and he's basically licking somebody's puss in there.
04:24He got back at her then?
04:25Oh yeah, she's watching.
04:26And I have never in my life
04:29seen somebody with more mascara running down.
04:31She looked like Alice Cooper.
04:32So she does care.
04:33She was upset.
04:34Yeah, but you don't have the right.
04:36Like once you.
04:36No, honey.
04:37I think once you get.
04:38If you're the one that gets cheated on
04:39and on this show, is it really cheating?
04:42But once that happens,
04:43you gotta find somebody to do the freakiest shit you can.
04:47Well, it's not cheating if you don't kiss.
04:48It's good for Montoya.
04:49I didn't know that,
04:50that he then went and licked a girl's puss.
04:52Yeah, he was doing all kind of puss licking, yeah.
04:55So now it's just a war.
04:56So then she's like,
04:57all right, well, I'm gonna bang the next guy.
04:58Oh yeah.
04:59I'm gonna lick the next puss.
05:00Yep, somebody's getting sucked off after that.
05:02Like it's a whole thing.
05:03Well, I'll be damned.
05:04Yeah.
05:05I wanna get,
05:06I don't like to read on the shows that I watch,
05:10so I can't really do subtitles.
05:13But if they had like the cheesy dub
05:15from like the telenovelas,
05:17I would watch that in a heartbeat.
05:19I'm sure it's gonna get sold to a US network.
05:22Hopefully.
05:23Well, I have one last question.
05:23Like how do you go back to like your sales job in Spain
05:26after something like this?
05:28Like how, the show ends and it's like,
05:30oh, wow, I guess I got a little carried away there.
05:32There's like a lot of shows if you're a star,
05:34you can become like a star on that show.
05:36Are they just gonna keep on going back on
05:38and that's gonna be their career?
05:39I don't know.
05:40Temptation Island, Spanish version, All Stars.
05:42Yeah, yeah.
05:43I don't know.
05:44Anyway.
05:45I mean, you would have to like walk into your sales
05:46and like, I need to address the elephant in the room.
05:49That was in fact me that was getting broke down.
05:52Well, a lot of the girls on that show were quite thick,
05:54but according to CJ Gardner Johnson,
05:57he says Taylor Swift is not thick enough
06:00and it caused a visceral reaction from the Swifties
06:03who are firing back with review bombs
06:06of his mom's restaurant.
06:08Oh, that's fucked up.
06:08Do you wanna click in that story
06:10just so I can see the full?
06:11That's messed up.
06:12Now I think, I mean, that is just a fact.
06:15Taylor Swift is not what you would describe as thick.
06:18I think they probably had a problem with like him saying,
06:20oh, she's not thick enough, like she's lacking.
06:23But it's like, yeah, she's not thick.
06:26And listen, there's still a market
06:28for skinny white chicks, like for sure.
06:31Especially billionaires.
06:32Yeah, there's a big market out there for skinny billionaires.
06:36There certainly is.
06:36What was the exact line?
06:37Like what was the exact context in which he said it?
06:40Like was he just being fun and like chirping or whatever?
06:43Or was he like?
06:44Can someone ask him about it?
06:45Hopefully it's like that thing, don't be fangin'.
06:47It'd be a weird thing to just come out
06:49and like say randomly to a news reporter.
06:51Oh, he posted it to his story,
06:52should have stayed with that thick shit, okay.
06:54So he was, okay, okay.
06:56That, okay.
06:57So he was trolling.
06:58He was doing a little trolling.
06:59And what he may not have been aware of
07:01because he was in his football bubble in the postseason
07:04is that Swifties are fucking insane.
07:07Yeah.
07:08They are insane.
07:09They are.
07:10Because did you see the storyline too?
07:12I'm not sure, is this 100% true
07:15that New Heights podcast posted a post
07:18congratulating the Eagles on their win,
07:20especially because it was like really thoughtful
07:22and explained everything.
07:23Jason played for the team for blah, blah, we're happy for.
07:25They had to take it down
07:27because Swifties went batshit crazy and lost their minds.
07:31And they literally, they shouldn't have taken it down
07:33from what I saw.
07:34I don't know if this is true or not,
07:35but they took the post down.
07:37And I have like, I have the post that they took down.
07:39It was like totally normal,
07:41but the Swifties went so fucking insane,
07:43they had to delete it, which is crazy to me.
07:46It's like one thing in a good sport.
07:46And USA Today has a report on it.
07:48And Jason Kelsey was on the Eagles.
07:50So obviously he was, you know,
07:52probably deep down potentially rooting for them.
07:54But it's crazy that they actually took it down.
07:57Like that's how insane the Swifties are.
07:58And so what CJ Gardner might not have realized
08:01is what was about to come for,
08:03because they'll find your family.
08:04They'll find your, like they'll find the grave of your cat
08:08and dig it out.
08:09I mean, these people are absolutely bad at it.
08:10That was very targeted.
08:12That wasn't like, oh, Taylor Swift isn't like thick.
08:15It was like, you should have stayed
08:16with your last thick girlfriend.
08:18It's a little more.
08:19Shots fired.
08:20Shots fired.
08:21So that one, I'm like, I kind of get it.
08:23I feel bad for the mom's restaurant,
08:24but like your son's a millionaire now.
08:26You'll be all right.
08:27And each person is titled to their own sexual proclivities.
08:30That's right.
08:31Yeah.
08:32I don't think you have to bring his mom into this though.
08:34They could be, if they all started responding
08:36by like whoever his girlfriend or fiance is,
08:39like making fun of her, maybe that's fair game.
08:40But going after the mom's kind of a low blow.
08:43Yeah.
08:43They should say he has like a shitty dick or something.
08:45But I'm just saying like, I'm not saying he deserves,
08:47but like CJ Gardner Johnson should have seen that coming.
08:51If you're gonna troll in that way,
08:53you gotta be ready for your mom's business to get destroyed.
08:56It's just simple, simple internet math.
08:59Yeah.
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10:18Well.
10:19What's next on the docket?
10:20Okay, yeah.
10:21The FBI is releasing 2,400 new documents
10:24on the JFK assassination.
10:26That's 14,000 pages that were kept secret until now.
10:30I'm kind of over this
10:32because I feel like it's just like well-known now
10:34that the CIA played a role in his assassination.
10:37Yeah, and it was what, 80 years ago?
10:40No, 60 years ago.
10:4260 years ago.
10:43Yeah, I feel like the cat's out of the bag there.
10:45I thought they already declassified everything.
10:48I want info on aliens.
10:50Or what's one other conspiracy that you want confirmed?
10:54I would like the 9-11 files to be released.
10:57Do you think they're like,
10:58the government does have like a bunch of 9-11 files, yeah.
11:011,000% they do.
11:02I mean, there is so much redaction
11:04about Saudi Arabia's involvement that they don't wanna do.
11:07So that one, and the Epstein files,
11:09completely unredacted, like that one would be good.
11:13But this one, what's gonna happen?
11:15Like it's so far, like I feel like once you're outside
11:19of like the scope of anyone responsible is dead and gone,
11:23who cares?
11:24Like there's a great book about it
11:26called The Devil's Chessboard.
11:27And they talk about like the Dulles involvement,
11:31George H.W. Bush's involvement
11:32and all these types of things.
11:34And that part is interesting,
11:36but there is nothing that's gonna be gleaned
11:38from it coming out now.
11:39And I read that a lot of the pages are,
11:42half the shit's like redacted anyway.
11:43So like they're releasing the pages,
11:45but you still can't see what's on them.
11:46And apparently people are, I'm on TikTok,
11:49people are like going through every,
11:50and there's like, it's kind of a nothing burger.
11:52It sounds cool for them to be like,
11:54we're releasing all this shit,
11:55but like it's kind of nothing.
11:57And the excuses for why they don't do it is bullshit.
12:01Like how in the world is something
12:01that happened 60 years ago?
12:03Like how is that detrimental to national security?
12:06What could possibly have happened in the 1960s
12:09that's detrimental now?
12:11Did like Trump run on the platform
12:13that he would release any information
12:14on aliens and the Epstein list?
12:17I think RFK was a big,
12:19I think he was kind of big on that.
12:21The Epstein list wasn't part of it.
12:23No, yeah, I don't think that would be, but yeah.
12:27Because I think the reasoning for that is that,
12:29like we were saying, like 60 years ago,
12:31nothing's going to happen,
12:32but a lot of people that are involved in the Epstein list
12:36are definitely still alive and kicking.
12:39And they were like, it would ruin their lives.
12:40Well, some would say that's justified.
12:42Yeah, you would think that's okay.
12:46And then last but not least,
12:48we got a lunatic hockey dad who marched onto the ice
12:51and assaulted a couple of teenage refs.
13:00I feel like you hear about this a lot
13:05with hockey dads and hockey moms,
13:07not as much with soccer moms and soccer dads.
13:10You'd be shocked.
13:11I did a blog about some viral video
13:15from a couple of summers ago,
13:16because it happens every year,
13:18but it was an umpire getting attacked by parents.
13:21And I posted it to my Instagram.
13:23I got so many DMs from referees,
13:27like just low level, like rec league referees
13:29who were like, you wouldn't believe,
13:31like every weekend some parent is in my face screaming.
13:34Or people who were like, yeah,
13:35I was a ref when I was a teenager
13:36and I quit because so many parents were screaming.
13:38Like, if I ever become this kind of parent,
13:42please like smother me with a pillow.
13:44Just take me out because I shouldn't be a parent.
13:46It's insane.
13:47Do you think Pat will eventually coach your son's teams?
13:51I worry about him a little bit.
13:52He's loose skin.
13:53And I saw him flip out in an airport once.
13:55And I don't like where that's headed.
13:57An airport is where people flip out.
13:59It's very high stress.
14:01I feel like a children's sports game,
14:03I'll be able to keep my cool.
14:04I can't promise I can keep my cool in airports.
14:07I think the only way I would ever freak out
14:10at a sporting event is if my kid was injured.
14:14Like, say a kid, you're playing hockey
14:16and a kid absolutely high sticks somebody,
14:18like my kid in the face.
14:20I could see me like approaching another dad about that.
14:23But other than that,
14:25like you gotta be just the biggest loser
14:28to care that much about 12 year old hockey.
14:31And I think like parents, especially at that age,
14:35the whole point of playing sports to me as a kid
14:38is like learning how to lose gracefully.
14:41Like learning just basic skills and like teamwork
14:44and like all that stuff.
14:45It's not winning.
14:45Like winning is not the point.
14:47I feel like so many parents are losing track of that
14:49and they think their kid's gonna be the next like,
14:51who's a big hockey player?
14:53Pucks McGee.
14:54Yeah, Gretzky.
14:55Paul Bissonnette.
14:56Paul Bissonnette, yeah.
14:57And like that's just not, I don't know,
14:59but that shit's crazy.
15:00And I always feel so bad for the kid of the parent
15:03who's losing their mind like that
15:04because it's just so embarrassing.
15:06Yeah, the kids have to be like, ugh.
15:08Or the kid's like, go Doyle rules!
15:10Or the kid's fully on board, which that's kind of cool.
15:14Ryan Whitney posted a clip on Twitter
15:15of his kid playing hockey and being extremely dirty.
15:19It was hilarious.
15:21So he might have a dad try to fight him at some point.
15:25That's okay, it's Ryan Whitney, it's allowed.
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16:17I just wanna say really quick,
16:18there is a ton of really good Eagles Super Bowl merch
16:21in the store right now.
16:24I had a whole other set on earlier.
16:26It got covered in champagne and mostly sports
16:28because we did win.
16:29Also, Super Bowl parade in Philadelphia,
16:33the city of brotherly love,
16:34on Valentine's Day, on a Friday.
16:37Are you going by any chance?
16:39No, I desperately want to,
16:41but it's just not in the cards for me right now.
16:43But oh my God, I want to so bad.
16:45All my family's hitting me up.
16:46They're like, yo, can you send me?
16:47I've spent like $500 on merch already for them.
16:50I don't even know if it'll get there in time for the parade.
16:53I don't understand why you don't email the merch team.
16:56Like, be like, hey, can you send this?
16:58I'm so desperately afraid of losing this job.
17:00I don't wanna risk it, so I just pay my own way.
17:04I will never expense a thing.
17:05That's a true to fact.
17:08I know Dave was rooting for the Eagles,
17:10but probably one of the reasons is because
17:13we sold so much more Eagles merch
17:14than we would have sold Kansas City.
17:16For sure.
17:17Yeah.
17:19You know what, like,
17:20Boston teams have won so many championships.
17:22I have never been to a parade.
17:24Because I was living in China for a lot of them.
17:27And then I was younger in high school
17:30where I couldn't get away to go to the parade
17:32for a few of them.
17:34And then one time in college I had a dentist appointment.
17:36No, you missed it?
17:38Yeah.
17:38You didn't get the dentist appointment?
17:40I don't know.
17:41Are you kidding me?
17:43It must have been important.
17:44Maybe it was a root canal or something.
17:45That's crazy.
17:46I've never been to a Jaguars Superbowl parade either.
17:49Probably never will.
17:50That's sad.
17:51That stinks.
17:52The last one was like the greatest day of my life.
17:55Like probably it's like the birth of my kids
17:58and then the Eagles Superbowl.
17:59Well, Eagles Superbowl parade's under my birth of my kids,
18:01but I just.
18:02Have the record show.
18:02Right under there.
18:03Meat and beef.
18:05It was the best.
18:06Like, it was just the best day of my life.
18:09Backpack full of beer.
18:10I had a cooler backpack.
18:11Started in South Philly
18:13and kind of just followed the parade up.
18:14People were letting you use their bathrooms
18:16and like, come in, have a hoagie.
18:17Like it was just made my way all the way up
18:19for the speeches.
18:20And then I started walking West towards Delco
18:24where I lived at the time at Media.
18:25And again, I've told this before,
18:27but that's when I started trying to hook up with dudes again
18:31after I kind of was dressed well.
18:33It didn't work out.
18:34Yeah, it was a bartender.
18:36Turns out he had a girlfriend.
18:37It didn't work out well for me.
18:38Isn't that where you also met the guy on the motorcycle
18:42that you rode around on the back?
18:43Yeah, well, that was a different,
18:45that was Philly also.
18:46Death trap.
18:47Death trap.
18:48I was on the back of his motorcycle.
18:50I was like, why did they call you death trap?
18:51He's like, I've crashed like 18 times.
18:53I was like, oh, I still have his ring.
18:55I'm his old lady.
18:56Anyway, I'm just happy for the city of Philadelphia.
18:58It's gonna be Friday, brotherly love,
19:01Valentine's Day parade is just gonna rule.
19:04I was also, I was happy for you
19:06because it's Super Bowl week,
19:07like the one week every year
19:08where you just take a break from being a mom.
19:10You got like no kids to worry about down there.
19:13This was the first time I've ever left them
19:14for more than a night.
19:16Ever.
19:17And so, yeah, maybe two nights for a NASCAR thing once,
19:20but this is the long,
19:21that was the longest I've ever been away
19:22and I was so nervous and so whatever.
19:24And then it ended up,
19:26turns out all you have to do
19:27is just lock them out of your mind.
19:29Like a piece of shit and you have a great,
19:31no, it was, yeah, it was a really great week
19:33and just the vibe, like Philly fans bring the vibe
19:36wherever they go.
19:36And I feel like we're such a good match
19:38for New Orleans in general.
19:40We got the mother's thing going.
19:41But we got Mincy on our team.
19:42And we got Mincy, yeah, we got Mincy.
19:44So anyway, I'm rambling,
19:45but get your Philly merch.
19:46There's a ton of great stuff in the store.
19:48And Mook, his video from after the win,
19:52if you haven't checked it out yet, it's fantastic.
19:54I'm wondering if he'll be there.
19:56Like who's gonna be boots on the ground?
19:58You should go back.
19:59He was gonna use my live streaming backpack
20:01like to capture the atmosphere afterwards,
20:04but then he's like,
20:05well, all those people have real jobs.
20:07And like, if you say something really out of bounds,
20:09we're not trying to get anyone canceled.
20:11Yeah, I'd be a little afraid
20:12of getting the channel canceled too.
20:15My piece of booty cheek.
20:16I remember the last parade, the tiny penis guy,
20:19do you guys remember him?
20:20He like went mega viral for having a small,
20:22he like climbed up a pole, pulled his pants up,
20:24he had like a button for a penis and he went mega viral.
20:27And I just, all I could think about is like him,
20:30the guy who ate the white horse poop.
20:32Did he pull his penis out on purpose?
20:34Oh yeah, he was.
20:36Yeah, some people have a penis so small
20:38they become extremely proud of it.
20:40Yes, they do.
20:40And there's something kinda hot about that.
20:43Kinda hot about a confident guy with a small cock.
20:45Sure.
20:46All right.
20:47Yeah, you want a piece of this thing?
20:50Yes.
20:51And first episode of Baldstool premieres tonight,
20:548 p.m. Eastern.
20:56And then we got another episode tomorrow night
20:58and then every Wednesday after that.
21:00The trailer for it looks like a movie trailer.
21:02Like you nailed it, it looks amazing.
21:04Chris Hemsworth, Himesworth,
21:06he like makes a lot of the intros for shows here.
21:08He does a good job.
21:09Nailed it, I cannot wait to see it.
21:11Cool.
21:13And that is the rundown.