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Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”
Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.
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Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”
Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.
🎬 Binge the entire series and dive into one of the weirdest, funniest superhero shows of all time!
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00:00To be continued...
00:30Evil. If you're gonna be a superhero, there's your problem in a nutshell.
00:45Evil. Gathering like lint in the navel of the body public.
00:49Evil! Making vile and hasty its dark works.
00:53Like termites pushing their wretched larvae through the veins of that mighty oak tree we call...
00:58Clean living!
01:00And it's up to you, the superheroes of the future, to hang the tire swing of nice-nice from the highest branches and swing for justice!
01:11Swing! Swing! Swing!
01:14Swing!
01:16Now, who wants to be a superhero?
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01:49Sidekick slash teacher's assistant.
01:51Hi.
01:52Okay.
01:53The natural enemy of the superhero is the super villain.
01:58In most cases, you can trace a villain's criminal career back to a single event,
02:03often a horrible freak accident that leaves the villain to be grotesquely warped in body and spirit.
02:08Now I know you kids don't come here to listen to some old rich guy in a suit.
02:27So who do you really want to see?
02:29Uncle Creamy!
02:31That's right.
02:33Uncle Creamy.
02:35And here he is!
02:37You know, Sprinkles, I wasn't always Uncle Creamy.
02:40I studied with the great mimes of Paris.
02:42Never lose your dream.
02:45Creamy!
02:46Get your fat cone up here!
02:49Oh, Marceau, to think it's all come to this.
02:57Hiya, kids!
02:58Have I got a treat for you!
03:00A brand new flavor, fresh from the lab!
03:04Triple ripple vanilla road monkey!
03:06Oh, Mr. Fleener, we're not ready yet.
03:13This glock's got an unstable molecular structure.
03:16We've never tested it under this high a pressure.
03:19It's almost a critical mass.
03:21Listen to those caterwauling brats.
03:24If we don't come up with a cream, there's gonna be a riot.
03:28Okay, here we go!
03:30Okay, here are the ABCs of superheroing.
03:42A is for action.
03:45B and C are for battle cry.
03:47So, for today's class, I want each of you to introduce yourself,
03:51tell me a little about your superhero-ness,
03:53and then shout your battle cry and take your best shot at me!
03:57Excuse me, but won't you get hurt?
04:02Not to worry, young student.
04:04I'm nigh invulnerable.
04:06And you?
04:07Very vulnerable, I'm afraid.
04:09Well, my superhero name is the Flying Squirrel.
04:13Oh, boss!
04:14Then you can fly!
04:15A classic superpower.
04:17N-no, I-I just like squirrels.
04:20Oh, then you must have some fantastic origin.
04:24A feral child raised by twitchy rodents in the wilderness.
04:27N-no, I-I just like squirrels.
04:30Oh, and my life is empty.
04:33Oh, gee, and I had you pegged for a real firecracker.
04:37It's great to be alive!
04:39Good energy, but you'll want to work on control, mister.
04:49Exciting! I'm Mr. Exciting!
04:52Well, don't keep it all bottled up, pal.
04:55And you are?
04:56I call myself Sarcastro,
04:58and my secret power weapon is the razor-sharp sting of sarcasm.
05:03Well, the first thing you'd better learn
05:04is that we don't aim our secret superpower weapons at other superheroes.
05:08And like these garbanzos are real superheroes.
05:13It's okay to play with dolls!
05:17Excuse me.
05:18That's it.
05:19That's my battle cry.
05:21Uh-huh.
05:22Unique?
05:23Hey, didn't you used to be with Weederspan and Wong?
05:27Tax department, first cubicle.
05:29I still am.
05:30Larry?
05:31Larry Hafner?
05:33By day, yes.
05:36But by night, baby boomerang-a-tang!
05:48I'm Gazoo Titan.
05:50I'm allergic to almost everything,
05:53including pine resin, airborne pollen,
05:56and my own perspiration.
05:58My super power...
06:00Come on, out with it, man!
06:02My super power is...
06:03Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
06:07Oh, bless you.
06:15That's a good one.
06:23Come on, man, be reasonable.
06:26Ever since your unfortunate accident,
06:29your appearance has been a disgrace.
06:32You're frightening the children.
06:34You can't fire me, Fleener.
06:36I love those children, and they love me.
06:39I'm the heart and soul of Uncle Creamy.
06:41You're wrong.
06:43There's the heart and soul of Uncle Creamy.
06:46It's the cream.
06:47That's what makes the children happy,
06:49and that's what makes the old men rich.
06:53You're just an overpaid clown
06:55dressed up like an ice cream cone.
06:57I am an ice cream cone.
07:00Thanks to your incompetent, irresponsible ice cream engineers,
07:03all my body fluids have become
07:05Triple Ripple Vanilla Road Monkey.
07:08I bleed, Triple Ripple Vanilla Road Monkey.
07:10I sweat, Triple Ripple Vanilla Road Monkey.
07:13I cry, Triple Ripple Vanilla Road Monkey.
07:16I everything, Triple Ripple Vanilla Road Monkey.
07:22You're a madman.
07:24Uncle Creamy, destroyer of worlds.
07:27Now, most of your supervillains don't want to get caught.
07:38This means that as a superhero,
07:41you've got to go out and get them,
07:43bounding hither and yon
07:44in search of the ever-elusive ne'er-do-well.
07:47For today's exercise, I've arranged a little test
07:52of your patrol and apprehension procedure.
07:57So, it...
07:58Okay, everybody ready?
08:07Here we go.
08:10Help! Help!
08:12Somebody stole my purse!
08:14Help me! Help me!
08:17Don't look at me!
08:20Look for the villain!
08:25Help! My purse! Help! Stop me!
08:29Huh? Oh, right.
08:34There he is.
08:36Go! Woo! Woo!
08:39All right, people.
08:40Don't forget your battle cries.
08:44It's okay to play with dolls.
08:47Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama!
08:50It's great to be alive!
08:55It's freezing time!
08:58It's...
08:58It's...
08:59It's...
08:59HITCHO!
09:04Get him off me!
09:06Get him off me!
09:07Woo!
09:07Woo!
09:08Woo!
09:09Uh...
09:09Hey, I know that guy.
09:15Oh, ice cream
09:18Well, for once, Mr. Exciting has the right idea
09:26Why don't you all take a break and get some ice cream
09:29Sarcastro, Flying Squirrel
09:34I'd like to see just a little more class participation from you two
09:39And I didn't hear those battle cries
09:42Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Tick, sorry
09:45It was on the tip of my tongue
09:47I'll work on it
09:49Oh, could you grovel a little bit more?
09:54Think of it, Arthur
09:55We're teachers
09:56Passing on the torch
09:58Stretching the minds of a new generation on the rack of knowledge
10:02I'd like a rocket flan with extra sprinkles, please
10:06I allow myself one treat a day
10:09Okay, one rocket, extra fuel
10:12Drop that flan!
10:13Uncle Creamy?
10:15That's right, Henderson
10:17And this is the last sale you'll ever make
10:19Super villains!
10:23Stand back, students!
10:28This is no class exercise
10:30Ice criminal?
10:31No one attacks an ice cream truck on the Tex Beach
10:35This is none of your business
10:38Justice is always my business
10:40Spoo-
10:41Ice cream headache!
10:49Hey!
10:51He can't do that to our teacher!
10:54Oh man
10:55Hang on, Tick, I'm coming!
10:57Come on!
10:58Oh, let's get him! It's great to be alive!
11:06It's sleazing time.
11:10It's okay to play with dolls!
11:15Mama! Mama! Mama!
11:16Oh, that's great.
11:18You leave them alone! They're only st...
11:21Mama! Mama! Mama!
11:23Sorry! Sorry!
11:28I know enough about the garbage you're peddling to bring the company to its knees!
11:34You go back to Fleener and tell them that!
11:39I like squirrels.
11:41What?
11:42That's my battle cry.
11:45Villain, I like squirrels.
11:49Listen, lady. I'm not a villain. I'm vanilla.
11:53And the supervillain formerly known as the beloved Uncle Creamy continues his warp campaign to eradicate the company that once employed him.
12:05Who is this cold-hearted fiend who would deprive the city's children of their favorite frozen treat?
12:10Mr. Ezra Fleener, chief executive officer of the Uncle Creamy Ice Cream Corporation, issued this statement to the press.
12:16He's a mime and a liar. A vicious psychopath bent on destroying all the good work we've done for this city.
12:22Remember, kids. Yum's the word.
12:25Gentlemen, I think you all agree that we have a crisis on our hands, but I'm sure you'll be pleased with the solution I'm proposing.
12:33Ivan Brubeck, ex-KGB enforcer, ex-soldier of fortune, and our new company mascot.
12:46He'll take care of our Uncle Creamy problem.
12:50Um, why don't we just let the police or the city's superheroes handle him?
12:54Uncle Creamy is the ice cream cone who knows too much.
12:58Now, if he blabs our, ahem, trade secrets to the authorities, well,
13:03then we'll all be spending our golden years in a state slammer.
13:08Don't worry, old man. Uncle Creamy is my problem now.
13:13And I am his.
13:16The Superhero Headquarters, HQ. The sanctum sanctorum of the crime-fighting operation.
13:29Oh, yeah, this is really high-tech. It's been such a long time since I saw dials on a television!
13:35Speak! Woo! Come on, boy! Woo!
13:39Mr. Exciting, you're playing with fire.
13:44No, Uncle Creamy is no run-of-the-mill villain.
13:47Uh, excuse me.
13:48And it'll take carefully considered tactics to bring this criminal to justice.
13:52Listen, and learn.
13:55So, Arthur, what are we gonna do?
13:57Well, Tick, the Uncle Creamy Corporation sponsors an annual picnic,
14:01and it's being held tomorrow at the city park.
14:03So, my guess is that's where our villain will strike.
14:06Excuse me, but, um, I don't, I don't think that Uncle Creamy is a supervillain.
14:12I mean, I talked to him. I looked into his eyes, and all I saw was rich, creamy goodness.
14:19Oh, come on, Flying Squirrel. You heard the television? He's a mime and a liar!
14:24In my book, that says case closed.
14:27Tick, if we're going to fight evil tomorrow, then we'd better get some sleep tonight.
14:32There you go! One of the sidekicks' most important jobs is to keep the superhero in touch with reality.
14:39Because in this business, reality can be pretty hard to come by.
14:43Woo! Yes! Woo!
14:45Now I know you kids didn't come here to listen to some old rich guy in a suit.
14:51Let me just introduce the new, improved, Uncle Creamy!
14:59Yay! Uncle Creamy!
15:02Hello, children. We are having fun at this time.
15:06My carefree antics are winning your hearts.
15:09You know, Tick, something's really off here.
15:12Maybe Flying Squirrel's instincts are sharper than we think.
15:16Yes. Perhaps she is possessed of a squirrely sixth sense.
15:21Now it is ice cream time.
15:23Maybe we should have a little chat with this new Uncle Creamy.
15:27Fleener! You're gonna pay for your crime!
15:33Rubik, go to work!
15:35I am your sweet, frozen dude!
15:42This is pretty screwed up right here.
15:47Uh, class, we're gonna have a little pop quiz!
15:51Woo! I am ready! Quiz! Yeah!
15:54We're gonna have to stop both these lunatics before any kids get hurt.
15:59Don't you realize what Fleener is up to?
16:01Uncle Creamy, stop!
16:03I told you to leave me alone!
16:07No!
16:08Help!
16:09Help!
16:10Ha ha ha ha!
16:11This is too easy.
16:13Mama! Mama!
16:14Hey!
16:15Spoon!
16:16Ha!
16:17Just put your name, class number, and date in the top left-hand corner of your paper.
16:29It's great to be alive!
16:32That was a little too exciting.
16:38It's time to deploy the middle child.
16:47Oh, yeah, sure. I'm going to fight you.
16:58I said get off!
17:02Uncle Creamy, no. You can't fight here.
17:05Think of the children.
17:07The children?
17:09Hiya, kids. You're right.
17:13Creamy, I don't understand.
17:16Why are you doing all this?
17:18It's Flaner's ice cream.
17:21It's not...
17:23Leave him alone, you big... bully?
17:26If the rodent woman will not move away from Uncle Creamy,
17:30she will share his fate.
17:33I...
17:33I...
17:34I like squirrels!
17:41Oh, that's very interesting.
17:43I like the Mako Shark, a sleek, efficient heating machine.
17:46But that's not the point.
17:48Your time is up.
17:49Mister, you are suspended!
18:01Throwback, you're fired!
18:03The real villain is Flaner!
18:05Don't let him get away!
18:07Boys?
18:09Get him!
18:10Get him off me!
18:14Get him off me!
18:16Once I underwent my transformation,
18:19I realized that what this man has been passing off as ice cream
18:22is in fact nothing more than the runoff from his factory's coolant system.
18:27Industrial affluent gussied up with artificial sweeteners!
18:34Yes!
18:35Yes!
18:35It's all true!
18:36And I would have gotten away with it
18:37if it wasn't for those meddling superhero students!
18:40Well, I can't think of a higher mark
18:45than the bitter confession of a villain being hauled off to jail.
18:49Congratulations, class!
18:51Woo!
18:51But what have we really learned?
18:54Well, for one thing,
18:56not everyone can know everything.
18:58Some people don't know anything.
19:00I myself don't know much.
19:02But I do know this.
19:04That, uh...
19:06Well, the thing I just said.
19:08I also know that
19:09you've all passed the course.
19:12Except for Sarcastro,
19:14who passes with highest honors!
19:18I...
19:18I do.
19:19Yeah, right.
19:25Hey gang, Tammy Fig writes,
19:27Dear Tick,
19:28why do trees only grow upwards?
19:30And what can we do to help save the trees?
19:32Why, trees grow in all kinds of ways, Tammy.
19:35Up is just the one we notice most.
19:37Their roots grow downwards into rich earth,
19:39and their branches grow sideways to...
19:41to mingle!
19:43Now, what can Tammy Fig do to help save the trees?
19:46Well, number one,
19:47stop writing letters!
19:48They're made of trees!
19:50They're made of trees!
19:50How, who existed?
19:57What in the future?
19:57Let's go!
19:58I'm running out of trees!
19:59We're running out of trees!
20:00We're running out of trees!
20:00We'll be running out of trees!
20:01Probably not.
20:01We will be following past some events.
20:02What you said,
20:02And what you saw,
20:03we did not improve the trees...
20:04We're running out ofams.
20:04We're running out of trees!
20:05Well, we're running out ofävul milieu村,
20:06bos aí!
20:07I move along!
20:08You know how it looks...
20:08Lost on the dream.
20:09We're running out of the trees,
20:10we're holding you on...
20:11I'm trying to get our friends!
20:12How old, co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co.