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Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”
Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.
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Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”
Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.
🎬 Binge the entire series and dive into one of the weirdest, funniest superhero shows of all time!
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00:00The End
00:30So I was back in my old accounting office except it was all weird and I was getting this performance review from Mr. Weederspan only like he wasn't Mr. Weederspan he was like a woman or a cat and it was saying we have reviewed your performance and have found it to be flaccid and disappointing and that's when I realized I
00:59wasn't wearing any pants and then I was on the roof and Carmelita flew by so I ran to the edge of the roof and I jumped but I didn't have my wings on and that's when I woke up screaming crazy huh
01:22the meaning is very clear Arthur always wear pants always wear your wings and don't fall for Carmelita sounds to me like he already has
01:33wow we made great time oh oh I'm so sorry I didn't don't worry about that this is one of dad's inventions
01:46the disposable roadster
01:48wait Eklan here Eklan will only Eklan be a minute Eklan hurry
02:03question why would ancient Aztecs be going to the movies answer forthcoming
02:15oh my darling it's been so long so very very long every second it seemed like a minute
02:27every minute like an hour every hour like a day
02:32yeah mushy
02:34Dick what are you doing here
02:36oh hi oh hi Arthur
02:39Carmelita
02:40what are you doing here you're following us
02:43no no I was following a gang of Aztec warriors
02:47oh that is so lame
02:49shh
02:50oh we'll talk about this later
02:53go away
02:53now
02:54ah Arthur it's so sweet the way he checks up on you
03:00yes yes I know it
03:02and you've been so very very far from me
03:05every inch has seemed like a foot
03:06every foot like a yard
03:08every yard like a furlong
03:09every furlong like a mile
03:11every mile
03:11I see her Eklan
03:13wait Eklan
03:14there's two of her Eklan
03:16Carmelita
03:18yes Arthur
03:20do you um
03:22can I
03:24can I get you some popcorn
03:27she's getting up Eklan
03:29get the net Eklan
03:32love under siege
03:35where's the siege Arthur
03:36I'm ignoring you Dick
03:38Aztec warriors
03:40take cover my love
03:42Messerschmitt's at three o'clock
03:44yes
03:44yes
03:49siege
03:50siege
03:51Dick help
03:52Dick
03:53I'm not ignoring you anymore
03:54Aztecs
03:56Dick you were right
03:58yeah
04:00ah
04:02ah
04:03ah
04:04ah
04:05Carmelita
04:06don't try to fight us Eklan
04:08ancient peoples
04:09Lego my partner
04:11oh
04:12uh oh
04:12she's got a boyfriend
04:14hey
04:14down in front
04:16oh
04:16sorry
04:18ah
04:19Arthur
04:22Arthur
04:22ah
04:23ah
04:24ah
04:25ah
04:26that doesn't
04:27you pushed me over the edge
04:29prepare to be
04:31conquered
04:31tech
04:37what are you doing
04:38ah
04:39oh
04:41sorry citizen
04:43airport
04:48Iklan
04:49step on Iklan
04:50the Luftwaffe
04:55stole my girlfriend
04:56the Aztecs
04:58stole my
04:59sidekick
05:00final call
05:15flight 34 to Mexico City
05:16air it
05:16flight 34 to Mexico City
05:17air it
05:18flight 34 to Mexico City
05:19Final call boarding Air Itlan. Flight 34 to Mexico City. Air Itlan. Flight 34. Final call.
05:30Ah, don't beat yourself up, Tick. You came real close. And at least now we know where they're headed.
05:50Yeah, but that was the Red Eye Express. No more flights till tomorrow.
05:55Don't be so sure.
06:00Man, your dad's wicked slick.
06:16Wally Itlan, we're back Itlan.
06:25You brought her all the way in that Itlan? But you said Itlan...
06:29That's no way to treat Carmelita. She's one of us. Release her at once. Carmelita, Carmelita. It's been 15 long years and I've never stopped thinking about you. You were beautiful. You smelled nice. And you didn't throw like a girl.
06:45Let go! Let go of me! Carmelita? Ooh, the years have not been kind, Itlan, to you, Itlan.
06:53I'm not Carmelita. Who are you people? What Itlan is with this fat rabbit guy, Itlan?
07:01Why, Itlan?
07:02Oh, Wally, man. It's the costume, Itlan. There were two of them. We...
07:07Fat rabbit!
07:08She was wearing the same thing, Itlan. It was dark, Itlan.
07:12Silence, Itlan! You, Itlan. What were you doing, Itlan, with Carmelita Vatos, Itlan?
07:18Nothing. We... Fat... We were just watching a movie.
07:22A movie, Itlan? Were your parents there?
07:26What? Well, of course not.
07:28Well, it was a date, Itlan. You're her boyfriend!
07:34Take this wuss to the dungeon, Itlan.
07:37What, Itlan? Are we going to do, Itlan, with him?
07:54Hmm. What, Itlan, would the ancients do, Itlan?
07:59We'll consult... the book.
08:04Itlan, Itlan!
08:08Incredible. Did you know the Aztecs were sun worshippers? And they used chocolate beans for money.
08:14Come on, how tough could they be?
08:16That doesn't sound right. Where are you getting all this from?
08:20This amazing book I bought at the snack bar when we stopped for gas in Texas.
08:24Look! There's another Aztec ruin below. I'm bringing her in.
08:29They could make eclipses with their minds. They kept fire-breathing monkeys as pets. Man, those Aztecs did everything!
08:38Empty.
08:40A slow night in Aztec city.
08:43Hola, amigos. What is it that you seek?
08:49Who's that guy?
08:51I am Cordoroy Cordova. Man of mystery. And night watchman here at the park.
08:57We're looking for a bunch of Aztecs.
08:59Then I'm afraid you are 400 years too late. There are no more Aztecs in Mexico.
09:04Yes, there are. They kidnapped my best friend last night.
09:08Oh, those Aztecs. I hate those guys. Always with the Itlan, Itlan, Itlan. How annoying.
09:17You know them?
09:19Si, si. They are always stealing things from the ruined snack bar that night.
09:24Wait a minute. I thought you said there were no more Aztecs.
09:27Oh, these are not real Aztecs, amigo Azul. They are, how you say, falsos. Aztecos nuevos. Just a bunch of jerks who pretend to be Aztecs.
09:38Well, do you know where they live?
09:40Si. I will show you on the map. It's not far by plane.
09:44Come on, Chum. Let's go.
09:47Tick, you called me Chum. Just like you call Arthur.
09:52No, I didn't. I said, uh, Carm, for Carmelita.
09:57Ah, ah, ah. You said Chum. Tick, that is so sweet.
10:03What?
10:04Ah, ah, ah, ah. Sidecakes don't kiss. You're so, you're so not Arthur. You dress like Arthur. Oh, yeah, you're soft like Arthur. But you curve in all the wrong places.
10:19Okay.
10:25Rise and shine, Itlan, geek.
10:28What?
10:29Ah!
10:30We've consulted the ancient tomes, Itlan, and decided your fate, Itlan.
10:35What have you weirdos done to me?
10:37We've prepared you for marriage, Itlan.
10:40I sent for Carmelita, Itlan, with the intention of making her my bride, Itlan.
10:45So since you're so fond, Itlan, of impersonating her, a bride, Itlan, you shall be, Itlan.
10:51You know, you know, I get it now. I get it. This is another dream. Yeah, yeah. Oh, am I wearing pants this time?
11:06As punishment, Itlan, for insulting the king, Itlan, on what should have been his wedding, Itlan Day, we will marry you to the lowest creature in the jungle, Itlan.
11:18And offer you both up to our god, Itlan. We're gonna feed you to the sun.
11:25There's the crater.
11:28And there's this secret city.
11:30Let's go, Wally! Put it away! Hey, hey! Let's go, Wally! Put it away! Hey, hey!
11:36I now pronounce you...
11:38Breakfast, Itlan!
11:40Wow. This is actually pretty scary.
11:43Come on, Wally! No better, no better, no better, no better, no better!
11:52I'm circling the city. Do you see Arthur?
11:55Yes. He's flying right at us.
11:58Without wings.
12:00Tick! Take the stick!
12:03Is... is he wearing a dress?
12:06What is going on?
12:11Carmelita! The savages are shooting dogs at us!
12:17I'm not waking up.
12:19It's not a dream!
12:21Arthur!
12:22Going... going... all!
12:26Okay, Itlan. Aztecs, after them!
12:30Carmelita! Quick! Do you have any more of your father's inventions on you? You know, something that might, uh, get us out of this.
12:38I've got some really good instant coffee, but...
12:41Carmelita!
12:42Justin! Eddie! Danny! Lloyd! Doug!
12:47You know these guys? Who are they?
12:50They're the Aztecs!
12:51No, they're really not.
12:53Not the Aztecs! The Aztecs!
12:56Definitely a dream.
12:57It's not a dream, Arthur.
12:59These are the Deertown Aztecs.
13:02It's my old grade school baseball team.
13:05Two, four, six, eight! Who do we appreciate?
13:08Lita! Lita! Carmelita!
13:11Okay, if this isn't a dream, then what was that creepy dog all about?
13:19Well, that certainly was some crash. Are you all right, Tick?
13:23Uh, excuse me? Uh, he's speaking to me.
13:27To whom else would I be speaking?
13:29Oh, I don't know. Oh, hey, you're speaking. The book didn't say anything about talking Aztec dogs.
13:38You saved my life, Tick. And for that, I will be your loyal pet forever. It's the law of the jungle.
13:44Oh, I'll call you Speak. Because that's what you do.
13:54Oh, I don't know if we can have pets in the apartment. I'll have to ask Arthur.
14:03Arthur! My sidekick! My chum!
14:07I gotta save Arthur. Speak. You're wise. Tell me how to get to that secret city.
14:17Carmelita, it's finally you, Itlan.
14:21Wally?
14:23Wally Head? What are you doing in Arthur's wings?
14:27You like him? I wore him just for you, Itlan.
14:31What? What is that Itlan thing you keep doing?
14:35You don't like Itlan? I'll stop Itlan.
14:38Hey, everyone! Hey, guys! Listen up! I now decree that we stop saying Itlan all the time!
14:45Yes, sir. That Carmelita had talent. She could hit. She could throw.
14:49I was a darn shame when she sprained her ankle right before the International Championships.
14:54We would have won for sure with her on the team. Well, you know, if we'd ever actually gotten to the game.
15:00Why? What happened?
15:02Well, the kids, they were acting up on planes, shooting spitballs, running around.
15:06You know how kids can be. But Pilate, he just couldn't take it anymore and bailed out.
15:11They was Corduroy, something or other. You can imagine what happened after that.
15:19Unsettling trend.
15:23We crashed right near these cool Aztec ruins. I had a book on ancient Mexico, so I knew all about this stuff.
15:29We decided to stay and live like real live Aztecs. Isn't it great?
15:34No parents, no school, no coach telling you what to do all the time.
15:38There was only one thing missing, Carmelita. You are our star, Shortstop.
15:43And the only girl I ever loved. Now you and I can get married and...
15:48We can what?
15:49You know, just like you promised. You said when we grew up, you'd marry me.
15:55I was 11. I only held your hand once. And obviously, you haven't grown up yet.
16:01What are you... Sun-worshipping dog launchers? You face the Tick! And his dog, Speak!
16:10Get him, guys!
16:11Aztecs! Aztecs! Aztecs! Aztecs!
16:14Oh!
16:16Aztecs!
16:25Nejner-nejner-nejner!
16:27Stay back, loser, I've got a crystal skull!
16:30Speke! Cover your head!
16:34数oc!
16:35Tick! He's bluffing!
16:39It's just a baseball!
16:45So we're tied 9-9 at the bottom of the seventh.
16:48Two men on and little Davy steps up to the plate.
16:51First pitch a floater high and outside.
16:53Swing and a miss. Strike one.
16:56Tick! Where's Carmelita?
16:58Well, the guy with the big hat took her.
17:01And he's wearing your wings, man.
17:03That does it! He's history.
17:06Tick! Get us out of here!
17:09Tick!
17:15Balder hazard!
17:17Ubi traps! My temple is crawling with him!
17:20Right. Then, uh, press on, boys!
17:26Snake hazard!
17:29Hurry, boys! I'm your human bridge to safety!
17:39It's all in the timing, chum. Ready?
17:45Tick! No! It's hopeless!
17:47This place is a labyrinth of terror!
17:49Huh. I see your point.
17:51Time to unravel this Gordian notcher!
17:55Spoon!
17:59Let me at him! Come here, you!
18:01I'm gonna...
18:03Huh? Huh?
18:04Oh, looks like she threw only a little chin music.
18:07Way to brush him back, Lita!
18:09Well, the gal's gotta know how to take care of herself.
18:11I got your wings back, Arthur.
18:13Well, I hope you boys have learned your lesson.
18:19In love, there's a right way and a wrong way to do things.
18:23The right way is to take someone to a movie.
18:26The wrong way is to take someone from a movie.
18:29Because kidnapping is just plain wrong.
18:33And not only that, it's wrong in the eyes of the law.
18:36Wally, I'm pretty sure they'll try you as an adult.
18:39And I'm not talking about detention, neither.
18:42I'm talking about detention!
18:45And what have we learned about Aztecs?
18:47Well, nothing, really.
18:49Because you can't trust everything you read,
18:51especially in history books you get from gas stations.
18:54But you can trust speak.
18:57Right, boy?
18:59Uh, Tick?
19:01You're not planning on keeping that thing.
19:03Now, boys, don't be a bunch of sore losers.
19:07Don't you have something to say to the Tick?
19:14Nice game.
19:16Nice game.
19:17Nice game, man.
19:18Yeah, nice game.
19:19Nice game.
19:20Nice game.
19:21Nice game.
19:22Kiel Stoker writes,
19:26Dear Tick,
19:27If carp were flying backwards in Spain
19:29and pandas were doing handstands in China,
19:31how much rain would my town get?
19:33This letter is clearly the result of too much spinning.
19:36I know kids love to spin round and round
19:38on the emerald lawns of Anytown, USA.
19:40Why, I love a good spin myself!
19:42But you're spinning your tyke melon
19:44into a kaleidoscope of crazy!
19:46Kiel!
19:47Spinning and writing letters don't mix.