🦸♂️🕷️ The Tick – The Full Animated Series! 🕷️🦸♂️
Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”
Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.
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Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”
Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.
🎬 Binge the entire series and dive into one of the weirdest, funniest superhero shows of all time!
💥 Like, Subscribe, and hit the bell for more retro cartoon classics and superhero parodies!
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00:00The End
00:30Oh, ho, ho.
00:38Oh, ho.
00:39Oh, ho, ho.
00:52Oh, ho, ho.
00:54Oh, ho, ho.
00:57Well, that's the last of it. We're dust-free.
01:15Ah, cleaning day.
01:17Every Citadel of Justice should have its spans as spick as we do.
01:21Yes, and Tick, this time, let's try to keep it that way for more than five minutes.
01:26Five minutes. Check!
01:29Oh, I just remembered. Spick's been soaking all morning.
01:34The apartment lies clean. Soft underbelly exposed. Vulnerable.
01:41Who can tell where dirty will strike next?
01:46Arthur! Monkey out of nowhere!
01:56No, Monkey Man! No!
02:03What did you do?
02:10Don't move, Arthur. It's got a timer.
02:13Must be some kind of monkey bomb.
02:17Gotta think quickly, before she blows.
02:19Now, which button to push?
02:22Tick! Don't touch!
02:23The red one! Of course!
02:25No!
02:31So, this is what Kingdom Come is like.
02:35What?
02:36These... these footprints.
02:39I've seen them before.
02:41In the... in the Natural History Museum.
02:44Oh, come on. Mega...
02:45M-m-mega-mega...
02:47Sounds big.
02:49Mega... megatherium!
02:51The giant sloth!
02:54But... but...
02:54Tick.
02:55Those animals have been extinct for millions of...
02:58Ah!
02:58Arthur!
02:59I ain't given it!
03:01Good heavens, Arthur!
03:03He means to peel you like a grape!
03:08Stop tasting me!
03:10Let me make this plain herbivore.
03:12Arthur is neither vegetable nor fruit!
03:15A giant sloth!
03:23It's impossible!
03:25Except to...
03:26Tick, we're... we're millions of years in the past.
03:30It's not a monkey bomb.
03:32It's a... time machine!
03:34Well, it was a time machine, chum.
03:36It got smashed by Mega Mega Mega.
03:40Ah!
03:41Tick, without that machine, we're stranded here in prehistory forever!
03:46We're gonna go home and die, Tick, before we've even been born!
03:50Well, look at us.
03:53We'll never see our friends again!
03:57You!
03:59You're the one who did this to us!
04:01I wanna go home!
04:03You put me back where you found me!
04:05Now!
04:11Come on, Arthur.
04:13They're just little monkey people.
04:17Besides, I'm sure we'll have this baby working again in no time.
04:26Dear Dot, I hope you get this letter.
04:28The Tick and I are trapped at the dawn of humanity.
04:35We live with a tribe of Australopithecines.
04:38They're the missing link between man and ape,
04:41which means they don't know anything.
04:44I tried to show them how to make fire,
04:46but it just made them uncomfortable.
04:50Being stuck here doesn't seem to bother Tick the way it does me.
04:54He still goes on patrol every day.
04:58Sabertooth Tiger, you face the Tick!
05:06The world's first superhero!
05:09And at night, he spins yarns around the fire.
05:12So this crazy guy wanted to carve his name into the moon!
05:19Oh, yes!
05:21And dig this!
05:22He had a chair for a head!
05:24Oh, uh, uh, uh, chair.
05:29Uh, uh, chair.
05:33It's like, uh, well, you know, it's like a, uh, a little tree you sit on!
05:39Huh, yeah, it's, uh, like a, uh, uh, uh,
05:44Every night I sit and dream of going home,
05:54where all my friends are, where it's clean.
05:58Dot, I haven't taken a bath in six months.
06:02Anyway, I should probably go now.
06:04Today's my birthday.
06:05I think I'll celebrate by inventing agriculture.
06:08Tick!
06:17It took me months to chisel that letter!
06:22Would you stop grunting?
06:24We're civilized human beings, Tick.
06:26We don't grunt!
06:27Sorry, uh, but listen, Arthur, I have a surprise for you.
06:35You are gonna love it!
06:38Tick?
06:39Who, who, who, what, what is this?
06:43Oh, now, Arthur, I know you've been feeling just a little down lately,
06:47and I wanted to do something special for your birthday.
06:51So I invented music!
06:53Hit it, boys!
06:54For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow,
07:04for he's a jolly good fellow,
07:07which nobody can deny.
07:10What do you think, Arthur?
07:12Oh, no!
07:15Australopithecine tribal formation located.
07:17Excellent!
07:18They're perfect!
07:20Seize them!
07:21Happy birthday, Arthur.
07:24Tim!
07:25Aaaaah!
07:27Aaaaah!
07:44Aaaaah!
07:45Aaaaah!
07:46Unhand me, metallic miscreants!
07:49Forget that big ape. Bring the rest back to the hotel.
07:58And hurry up. We're already falling behind.
08:14Where are you taking my tribe?
08:17Welcome, time tourists, to the grand opening of the Great Time Prehistoric Resort Hotel.
08:24You have traveled all the way back from the year 101,996 A.D. to the dawn of humanity.
08:31Explore the harsh terrain where it all began, or simply relax amid the heady romance of the way we were.
08:38At the tar pits, you can see how fossils are made.
08:41Whoops. Bye-bye for now.
08:42For the wildlife enthusiast, we offer a rare treat.
08:47Observe the mighty beasts of yore in their natural habitats.
08:51And then eat them in our elegant dining room.
08:55Cooked to perfection and served by our newly acquired tribe of Australopithecine waiters.
09:00They're not surly. They're savage.
09:03Who are you? And what do you want with us?
09:11Clean glasses.
09:15Napkins.
09:16Oh, ice cubes.
09:18Fresh iced tea.
09:20Get your filthy paws off that beverage, you dirty ape.
09:24Sorry about the mess.
09:29Our iced tea is just that good.
09:36Hang on, tribe.
09:38Hold tight, birthday boy.
09:41I'm coming for you.
09:43Sneaky hole.
09:51All right, you hairy subhumans, listen up.
09:54This morning, my entire staff of waiters quit on me.
09:57They got tired of commuting 3.6 million years to work every morning, I guess.
10:01Oh, and of course the tips were lousy.
10:03Hey, dirtball, cut the monkey jumbo.
10:08Um, excuse me.
10:10Hello, uh, I'm from the late 20th century and I speak English.
10:15Oh, look at me.
10:17Look at me.
10:18I have speech on our special.
10:22Listen, pal, the guests at my hotel are from 3.6 million years in the future.
10:28They've got class.
10:29There's no time for sniffling.
10:34We're at peak season right now.
10:36Every room is booked.
10:38You'll want 16-hour shifts or suffer the consequences.
10:46You can't do this to them.
10:48They're gentle creatures.
10:50They can't stand up to the rigors of the hospitality industry.
10:53Silence, tea thief.
10:55Bellbots, deal out these unevolved small heads
10:58and get them ready to serve.
11:06Well, it'll take more than a game of hot foot with Mother Earth
11:10to keep the tick from friends in need.
11:13Ha-ha-ha!
11:15Oh-ho-ho!
11:16Oh, wah-ha!
11:17Yeah, wah-hoo!
11:18Yeah!
11:19Ow!
11:20Ah!
11:21Ah!
11:22Ah!
11:22Ah!
11:23Whoa-ho-ho!
11:25Dear Dot,
11:27I hope you got my rock.
11:28I'm riding you from the restaurant where I work with the rest of the tribe.
11:32I guess the Pleistocene Epoch is a popular vacation spot for people from the distant,
11:37distant future.
11:38We started yesterday.
11:40First, they hosed us down.
11:42Then, they gave us the previous waiter's uniforms.
11:46The restaurant was packed with the future of humanity.
11:49And, boy, were they hungry.
11:51Okay, okay.
11:52Three medium-rare glyptodons in the shell,
11:54Lego bellugatherium in plum sauce,
11:56um, and, Kenny,
11:57you're having the spiced arsenotherium stew, right?
12:00Oh, and some more breadsticks.
12:01Uh, waiter, what are your specials for tonight?
12:03Excuse me, waiter.
12:07Could we have some fresh ground pepper on our salads?
12:13Ah!
12:13Ah!
12:13Ah!
12:14Ah!
12:14Ah!
12:15Ah!
12:15Okay, okay, easy on the pepper!
12:18Ah!
12:18Ah!
12:19Ah!
12:19Ah!
12:20Ah!
12:20Ah!
12:21No, no, no!
12:23Salad fork on the left!
12:25Hey!
12:26Cut it out!
12:27What?
12:28Let me try to put a little sense into your big future head.
12:31These guys are australopithecines.
12:34They're like one day out of the tree, okay?
12:37They don't know salad,
12:38they don't know fork,
12:40and they don't know left!
12:42Well, if you're so blasted evolved,
12:44then you teach them!
12:46Oh, there's going to be a new dish on tonight's menu.
12:50Oh, hang in.
12:53They're little buddies.
12:55The tick is gonna take a nap.
13:02Oh, good morning, nature, red tooth and claw.
13:32The ancient cave bear battling its natural enemy, the robot.
13:37Ouch.
13:38Hey, wait a minute.
13:40That's one of the robots who stole my tribe.
13:43Well, I'll just get to the bottom of this.
13:46Spoon!
13:49You won't be dining on gears and pistons today.
14:02Quit yanking my food chain!
14:12Okay, Sparky, now you're gonna take me to my friends!
14:17I admire your strength.
14:19You c-c-c-could lift a lot of luggage.
14:22I will help you.
14:26Aha, a luxury hotel.
14:30There's a little piece of prehistory they don't teach you in school.
14:34Better play along with their crazy game.
14:37M-m-my friend here needs a job.
14:40Can he lift a lot of luggage?
14:43He can.
14:49Shouldn't be hard to spot a monkey in this barrel.
14:53Of course, it's a pretty big barrel.
14:56Attention time, tourists.
14:58Please avoid making eye contact with your waiters.
15:01And don't smile at them.
15:03They take this as an act of hostility.
15:05Excuse me, I'd like to register a complaint about those waiters.
15:14Yes, yes, I know you miss your tubers.
15:17But you see, that's what I'm saying.
15:19You're being exploited.
15:21The management of this hotel is your enemy.
15:23You have nothing to lose but your chains.
15:25You have nothing to gain but your freedom.
15:28I say we strike a blow for human dignity.
15:31I say evolution now!
15:38In other words, uh...
15:48But, sir, that's exactly what sets our hotel apart from other resorts.
15:52Where else can you have your grubby primal ancestry take your drink orders?
15:56Our waiter ate our appetizers and then bit my leg.
16:00Well, they're paid to be authentic.
16:03Hello, Miss Hunt.
16:05Arthur, where are you?
16:08Can you hear me, monkey friends?
16:10Where are you?
16:12You?
16:14It's the big ape.
16:17Vel-Bot.
16:18Seize him.
16:19Bind him with his own baggage.
16:22Oh.
16:23Ohhh, ahh!
16:24That's the tick!
16:25He's here and he needs our help!
16:27I regret this. You are the best.
16:35Welcome to our luggage room.
16:38This is where we send and receive luggage from the distant future.
16:42Prehuman, you embarrassed me in front of a guest.
16:47Well, now you'll be my guest on a little trip.
16:50Several little trips.
16:52Has your leg ever had an itch to visit the pyramids of ancient Egypt?
16:55While it was still fresh?
16:58Or perhaps your arm wants to take a vacation during the French Revolution?
17:02You see, I'm going to send you to several different periods in time, one piece at a time.
17:13A time machine!
17:18Okay, here's the plan.
17:19Oh, no, no, wait. Oh, yeah.
17:22Oh, ah, oh, ah, oh, ah.
17:24Now, how does this thing work?
17:28Okay, let's go!
17:30Now, which part of your body should we start with?
17:34How about the part you'd miss the least?
17:36Oh, this is really pathetic.
17:44Bellbox, crush the waitering staff, please.
17:46Where's that beeping coming from?
17:48Time for you to open up a new hotel.
17:51At the beginning of the universe!
17:53Monkey Bunny, I'll get you for this!
17:59Tick, are you okay?
18:00His head!
18:08Men in plaid!
18:10Hi, what time is it?
18:12Oh, about 10.30.
18:13Jerry, I'm going to need a five iron on this one.
18:16He's just no good without his head.
18:21Whoa, hole in one.
18:24Tick!
18:24Oh, thank goodness.
18:25Now, let's get our tribe out of here
18:28and get ourselves back home.
18:43Wait, wait, calm down, calm down.
18:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
18:48Arthur, the clock, lad.
18:58The clock!
18:59Do you see what time it is?
19:00It's only been three minutes since we left.
19:03Why, we've just spent six months,
19:04three and a half million years ago
19:06and the time it takes to soft boil an egg.
19:09Arthur, the fourth dimension is just one big crazy
19:13do not enter clambake jungle of weirdity.
19:16And how does it work?
19:19Never mind.
19:22Tick, I think it's time to clean up.
19:28Hey, gang, Fiona Zimmer writes,
19:30Dear Tick, why are boys always mean to girls?
19:33Well, the body of the average boy is a strange battleground,
19:36a volcanic mess of snakes and snails and puppy dog tails.
19:40Meanness breeds like mosquito larvae
19:42and their derelict kiddie pool hearts.
19:44I understand, Fiona, why indeed?
19:47Girls of the world, unite and take over!
19:50Groovy all-female world now!
19:52パーパーディング
19:58ノ
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