🦸♂️🕷️ The Tick – The Full Animated Series! 🕷️🦸♂️
Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”
Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.
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Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”
Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.
🎬 Binge the entire series and dive into one of the weirdest, funniest superhero shows of all time!
💥 Like, Subscribe, and hit the bell for more retro cartoon classics and superhero parodies!
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00:00To be continued...
00:30Speak! Are you awake?
00:35Come on, Speak! Speak up!
00:37Come on, boy!
00:39Talk to me like you did in the wilds of Mexico!
00:44Oh, I can see it in your red-rimmed eyes.
00:47Speak! You're a righteous firebrand!
00:51Speak! We need a furry, moist Avenger like you on the team!
00:55Come on, man! Let's bark up the right tree together!
01:01Tick.
01:02Tick, you know he's never going to come out if you just sit there traumatizing him day after day.
01:08He needs time to adjust to his new environment.
01:11But, Arthur, we need him on the team!
01:13A stalwart hound to bring up the rear and bark out the clarion call of justice!
01:18This is becoming one of those tick things again, isn't it?
01:23Uh, excuse me?
01:24You know, one of those tick things.
01:26Yeah, where you get all excited about something and suddenly it's all you can think about
01:31and the next thing you know, you're way out of touch with reality.
01:35Arthur, what are you saying?
01:38You've already done it.
01:39Yeah, you've constructed one of your elaborate fantasy worlds around that poor animal.
01:44How do you know?
01:45You can't just peer into a person's mind and know their secret dreams!
01:49No?
01:50Well, let me just try, okay?
01:52Uh, all right, it starts with something ridiculous, like, um,
01:56oh, I don't know, the United Nations.
02:00Bullseye!
02:01Uh-huh.
02:02And speak, the Uberhund is addressing the assembled delegates,
02:05hammering out a peace treaty between warring nations.
02:08Uh, uncanny!
02:11To les mons, nous sommes les amis.
02:14Here, speak!
02:15Come on, boy!
02:17Oh, I beg your pardon, ladies and gentlemen, but I have to go.
02:20The tick needs me.
02:23What a dog!
02:27Help! Help!
02:33Good boy, speak!
02:35I love you.
02:36Right on!
02:37Help!
02:38Help!
02:39Save me!
02:40Monster!
02:41Monster!
02:42Bad monster!
02:45Looks like Arthur's got himself into trouble again.
02:48You know it!
02:49Come on, let's go!
02:53Oh, no!
02:54It's the tick and his incredible dog, Speak!
03:01Well, you're just like little Jack Horner.
03:03You've stuck your thumb into the Christmas pie of my brain
03:06and pulled out the plum of my innermost dreams.
03:09How do you do it?
03:11How do you do it?
03:13Well, you're not exactly a closed book, Tick.
03:16I mean, you've been haranguing Speak about it all week.
03:19I've loosed my lips and sunk the ship of my own privacy.
03:23Oh!
03:24Oh!
03:26Speak!
03:27You can walk!
03:35That began the reign of barren violence.
03:38Barren violence!
03:39Oh!
03:39Oh!
03:39Oh!
03:44Whoa!
03:44Whoa!
03:46That's tampering with U.S. mail.
03:48A federal offense.
03:50Okay, gang.
03:51Let's make a difference!
03:55Mister, the Civic-Minded Five will put an end to your shenanigans.
04:01Whoa!
04:02A fight!
04:03Come on!
04:05Try me!
04:06Ha ha!
04:06carpeted men by rubbing my carpeted feet over any surface I can create a
04:13powerful charge of static electric I'll give you some static you deep pile rock
04:20rat
04:21clean too strong can't move let's get sticky he's got Captain mucilage looks
04:34bad for the five
04:41Hatch welcome to week two of the dr. food food foam diet it's time to drink down
04:48your first delicious diet shake of the day 100% synthetic with absolutely no
04:55nutritional value okay speak to fetch you've got to you've got to move huh
05:06what's that boy oh of course silly me you've got to get the sense of the prey
05:13before the hunt begins all ready here you go mmm fresh ball speak the ball fears
05:23you listen to its cry smell it's fair no yes after a week of nothing but dr. food's
05:35food foam your body has begun dining on itself eating away that unsightly fat
05:41leaving a trim new you
05:46hello hello tick four legged man here we're downtown battling a maniac and the
05:52maniacs ahead by three Roger we'll be right down
06:01you gotta go Arthur speak into the fray I'm very disappointed in you here I am new to
06:10this town looking for a little violence and this is the fight that I get you will
06:16do like lilies and I'm only on six enjoy your victory while you can violent the
06:21tick is on his way and he's stronger than all of us put together
06:25really good then I'll go up to seven
06:32the bigger I am
06:38the harder they fall
06:40onward swift speak to the scene of the crime to your first taste of villain
07:04breed now there's a man who's in touch with his rage
07:15all right mister knock everything over that'll be just about enough of that
07:27says oh says the tick and his incredible dog
07:32are you guys okay we're fine lad Arthur get his belt it's the source of the strength
07:52now speak in crime-fighting it's crucial to keep your eye on the criminal
08:02they're a tricky vicious lot
08:04yeah he's in point
08:06don't mind me I'm harmless just just Arthur but I'm fluttering around
08:32thank you I'd rather not
08:36what
08:40that's mine
08:46give it back
08:47no
08:47speak
08:58speak
08:59oh no
09:05he looks terrible
09:07tick that's the way he always looks
09:09no but but his his eyes are all gooey and he's moist all over
09:14he's always moist
09:16yeah but look at his fur he's unraveling like a cheap sweater
09:20I've got to get him to the vet
09:22tick I've been telling you that for a week
09:25okay tick you take him to dr. sniff
09:28I'll help the civic-minded five and we'll meet back at home okay
09:32emergency emergency emergency emergency emergency emergency
09:37bad man hit dog with straight
09:44I need two thugs I've got money we are two thugs
09:50how do I know you're any good
10:07you're good
10:14you're good oh you're good
10:15okay now here's what I need
10:18and then I'll find out
10:25and then I'll be going to be going to be back
10:33and then I will be going to be back
10:35and then I'll be going to be back
10:37Hello?
10:52Carmelita? Hola!
10:55What are you doing tonight?
11:04Tick, about speak.
11:06Yes?
11:07I've got some good news and some bad news.
11:10No! I'll do anything, duck. Money is no object. Does he need my kidneys?
11:15No, no, speak's fine, except for a little eczema, some worms in the mange.
11:20Then what's the bad news? What's wrong with my dog?
11:24Tick, that's just it. You don't have a dog.
11:28I don't?
11:29You've got a hydrochorus hydrochorus.
11:32Huh?
11:33Capybara, Tick. Speak is a rodent.
11:38But he's one of the world's largest.
11:41All right! Go speak!
11:45Arthur, that diet of yours is amazing. I just can't get over how different you look.
11:51Yeah, I know. And I gotta tell you, Carmelita, I feel great. And from now on, everything's gonna be different.
11:57What are you talking about?
11:59Hey, bunny boy. I think you're wearing something that doesn't belong to you.
12:04Oh, okay, this is great. Now you see, this is a perfect example. I'm in a restaurant, minding my own business, right? And a couple of thugs start picking on me. Now, what would the old Arthur do in a situation like this?
12:16Oh, Arthur, I don't think...
12:18No, no, no, really, seriously. And be honest now.
12:21Well, I guess he'd cringe and, I don't know, scream something like, not in the face, not in the face.
12:28Exactly.
12:29And then I guess they'd beat him up.
12:32Yeah, right, right. Okay, now here's where the new Arthur is different.
12:37Arthur!
12:42Look at me!
12:45No, no, no!
12:50Oh, yeah, that's just great.
12:56Oh, that felt so right! So good!
13:03Arthur, what's happening to you?
13:06Hey, you!
13:16I know what you're after, and you're not gonna get it.
13:21In fact, I don't want you in my city, understand?
13:25In fact, if I see your face again, I'll rearrange it for you.
13:32Got it?
13:33Yes.
13:34Then get!
13:36Faster!
13:39Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:40Ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:41Ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:42Ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:44Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:46Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:47Oh, ho-ho, I love it!
13:50Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:56that's the best thing to know!
13:58Tropical parasites, your carefree infestation ends here.
14:03Tonight, you swim in ointments of righteous hygiene.
14:07Flee before the might of modern medicine.
14:10Mites, lice, and chiggers, your days are numbered.
14:15Yes, in this house, cleanliness is next to dogliness.
14:21Speak! I'm sorry I didn't mean it.
14:26Of course, you're not a dog.
14:29You're a wonderful, lovable rodent,
14:32and there's nothing wrong with that.
14:34No, if that's your lifestyle choice,
14:37then we'll stand behind you all the way.
14:40Tick, I need your help.
14:42Carmelita, guess what? Speak's not a dog at all.
14:44He's the world's biggest rat.
14:46I don't know about that.
14:48Have you seen Arthur lately?
14:56Hey, pretentious little French guy.
14:59Uh, bring me more of that, um, oh, meat.
15:05Oh, hey, that looks good. Let me try some of that.
15:08Oh, thank heaven, Mr. Lettick.
15:11Please, your friend Arthur does not see himself tonight.
15:14Really?
15:15Hey, get it!
15:17Arthur!
15:19Well, well, if it isn't the tick.
15:22Arthur, what in the wor-
15:24Hey, you're wearing that violent guy's belt.
15:27You got a problem with that tick?
15:30Indeed I do, mister.
15:31That belt is a fashion accessory of evil.
15:34And evil is never in fashion.
15:37You're just jealous.
15:39Come on, chum, just hand over the belt.
15:43Arthur, please, listen to the tick.
15:46No!
15:47Alright then, I'll just-
15:49Oh, yeah, I see how the system works.
15:57Well, I'll tell you something.
15:59I am through being your sidekick.
16:01I'm through being your pudgy comic relief.
16:04Arthur, stop it.
16:05You know I'm my own comic relief.
16:07Now, come on, man!
16:10What is it?
16:11Okay.
16:12You...
16:13asked for it!
16:17Whoa!
16:18Gentlemen, please, could you take it outside?
16:21Sure.
16:22I'll take it outside.
16:27Come on, Carmelita.
16:29Let's hit the town.
16:31Haven't you hit enough stuff tonight?
16:34Superheroes.
16:41Okay, buddy.
16:42I'm taking off the kid gloves
16:44and putting on the very mad gloves!
16:57Come on, come on.
16:58I don't know what you've done with the real Arthur, but you're a great big jerk!
17:08Well, you see, babe, that's the problem with having friends.
17:11They never let you grow as a person.
17:17Arthur, please, your brain is drowning in muscle!
17:20Give me the belt!
17:23You want a piece of me?
17:24We'll take your best shot!
17:26I never thought I'd be saying this to you, but...
17:29SPOON!
17:31SPOON this!
17:33No!
17:43Arthur, you've got to make yourself smaller!
17:46Your ears won't hold you!
17:49Turn off the belt!
17:53Can't reach it!
17:55Too many muscles!
17:58No!
18:03Get off of me!
18:14Oh, Arthur, it's you!
18:17Nice catch, Moth Girl!
18:19Oh, I must thank you for your kindness.
18:28Most of the heroes, when they have their brawls, they just leave a mess.
18:32Happy to do it, Prim King of Waiters?
18:34Yes.
18:35And I have to just say again, I am really, really sorry.
18:41Tick, Carmelita, I'm sorry.
18:44Oh, Arthur, we're just happy to have the real you back.
18:48Yes, Chum!
18:49But let your journey into hugeness teach us all a lesson.
18:53Absolute power is a sticky wicket.
18:55And Arthur, Chum, you are the stickiest!
18:59Don't you get it, good friend?
19:01Some of the best things come in small packages.
19:04But large things can't!
19:06Unless they're inflatable or require some assembly, or unless they're hearts.
19:11Yes, giant, juicy, loving hearts!
19:16Big as the moon, but much, much warmer.
19:21Right, speak?
19:22Hey gang, Tammy Fig writes, dear Tick, why do trees only grow upwards?
19:29And what can we do to help save the trees?
19:32Why, trees grow in all kinds of ways, Tammy.
19:35Up is just the one we notice most.
19:37Their roots grow downwards into rich earth.
19:39And their branches grow sideways to, to mingle.
19:43Now, what can Tammy Fig do to help save the trees?
19:46Well, number one...
19:47Stop writing letters!
19:48They're made of trees!
19:50Many times, these are the trees!
19:51Only one of them demanded.
19:52People of Tick, let's keep them frozen.
19:53They're living now in the moon.
19:54They're amazing!
19:55They're amazing!
19:56And they're amazing!
19:57Not the people that love you have.
19:58They're amazing!
19:59They're amazing!
20:00That's my dad!
20:01I know!
20:02Ladies and gentlemen!
20:03I know!
20:04They're dead!
20:05They're okay!
20:06Kindly, they're scary!
20:07That's this.
20:08I'll take it!
20:10It's the same thing!
20:11That's this.
20:13Yeah.
20:14Come on!
20:15And they're literally
20:16with you.
20:17Come on!