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🦸‍♂️🕷️ The Tick – The Full Animated Series! 🕷️🦸‍♂️

Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”

Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.

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01:00The mighty eclair and your scintillating sidekick, Blitzen, the sworn defenders of Antwerp.
01:05There you are.
01:06I have a letter for you, mademoiselle.
01:08Hmm.
01:12It's from the International Superhero Exchange Program.
01:16Oh, looks as though I'll be going away for a month.
01:19But now?
01:20We're just about to crack Octopaganini's latest tape there.
01:24Ah, not to worry.
01:25Hey, I'm sure this exchange people know exactly what they're doing.
01:29Oh, boy, I love you.
01:32You're so fluffy.
01:34Come on, huh?
01:35Come on, boy.
01:37Dick, my love.
01:39Dick, mail's here.
01:41Oh, there's a letter for you.
01:42Oh, special delivery.
01:45Oh, Arthur, the thrill of modern postism.
01:49Uh-huh.
01:49Bills, bills, bills.
01:53Wow.
01:57And congratulations.
01:59You have been chosen.
02:01Arthur!
02:01I've been chosen!
02:04Uh-huh.
02:05For what?
02:07To participate in the International Superhero Exchange Program.
02:12Arthur, I get to change places with a superhero from another country for a whole month.
02:18I wonder where they'll send me.
02:21Maybe Rome, the eternal city.
02:23Or Paris, the city of lights.
02:26Or Mesopotamia, the cradle of civilization.
02:29And twerp.
02:33Here's just a little taste of what's to come.
02:36Signed, an old friend.
02:38Let's see what...
02:39Oh, hey, tick.
02:41We got gingerbread men.
02:44Oh, and the...
02:45Antwerp, Antwerp, and, uh-huh, Antwerp.
02:58The second largest city in Belgium.
03:02Well, hello there, Cookie Man.
03:05Mmm.
03:06Mmm.
03:07Mmm.
03:07Mm-hmm.
03:09Oh, wait a minute.
03:13Help!
03:14Help!
03:16Eek!
03:18Eek!
03:19Gat!
03:19Unhand him, ginger fiends!
03:22Rest easy, chum.
03:24They're gone.
03:25For now.
03:26He's here.
03:52Well, open him up.
03:54Presto, presto.
04:00Ah, Eastern Block Robot Cowboy.
04:05Welcome to Antwerp.
04:08I am Octo Paganini.
04:10Certainly you've heard of my criminal genius.
04:14I am known throughout Europe as the virtuoso of Eleni.
04:18The maestro of maleficence.
04:22I'm not setting the jaw all night, partner.
04:25I just spent a month in a gall darn crate.
04:28What's your game?
04:29Hold your horses, cowboy.
04:31Boy, I was about to say.
04:35I want your brilliant robotics expertise.
04:40For certainly any man who can transplant his own brain into a walking, talking, vending machine has got the chops.
04:48As we say in the music it is more safe.
04:51Even as we speak, the king of Belgium is in Antwerp to christen a few ships and break ground for the new shopping mall.
04:59And it is widely known that when in Antwerp, the king stops every day at a certain sausage stand just around the corner.
05:09Master, dear majesty.
05:11Master, dear majesty, this is where he is at his most vulnerable.
05:19Good sausage.
05:21And that is where we will kidnap the king and replace him with a perfect robotic replica of your design.
05:26With which, we will rule Belgium!
05:30Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo!
05:33Yippee!
05:34Okay, now, do you have your tickets?
05:37Oh, surely, surely.
05:39They are right here.
05:39Is he on me? Is he on me?
05:43You're okay.
05:46Oh, Tick.
05:47You know, maybe this isn't the best time for you to be going away.
05:50I mean, something's up and I have a feeling it's only going to get worse.
05:53Ah, flummery chum.
05:54I'm sure my replacement can handle a few gingerly upstarts.
05:58Just keep him out of trouble.
06:00Show him the ropes.
06:02Tick, the letter said her name was Eclair.
06:04She's a woman.
06:05Yes.
06:06And she's a delicious chocolate-covered pastry.
06:10No, Tick.
06:11Not that kind of Eclair.
06:13In French, it means lightning.
06:15Ooh, lightning.
06:17Now you're talking...
06:18I'm warning call for flight 114.
06:20Oh, well, see you in a month there, Arthur.
06:23Yeah, well, don't get all emotional.
06:27Okay, let's see.
06:28Her flight should be coming in any minute.
06:31Hmm, but what gate?
06:32Arthur, Eclair?
06:43Oh, look at you!
06:45Aren't you cunning?
06:47We're going to get along swimmingly.
06:53To the headquarters!
06:55Yeah, yeah, listen, the headquarters.
06:59You see, right now, they're a little, um, infested.
07:03Cockroaches.
07:04Hmm.
07:06Cookies.
07:07Ah.
07:11Whoa.
07:11This exchange thing just might work out after all.
07:18Hello, Europe!
07:21Bonjour!
07:23Bonjour, yes, guten tag!
07:28Tick, over here!
07:32I'm Eclair's sidekick.
07:34Blitzen!
07:35Righteous speed demon and trust fund party darling of justice!
07:38Ah, bonjour, Blitzen!
07:41Je suis le Tick.
07:44That's really great, Tick.
07:45How is your English?
07:48Oh, I...
07:49Well, I...
07:50Blitzen, huh?
07:52My favorite reindeer!
07:54It means lightning, Tick.
07:56Oh, I thought Eclair meant lightning.
07:59It does, in French.
08:01Blitzen is German.
08:03Good!
08:04How many languages do you people have?
08:06Listen, Tick, here's our problem.
08:09Our archenemy, Octo Paganini, is about to strike at the king's favorite sausage stand.
08:15Oh, my first day on the continent, and already I've got an archenemy.
08:20Onwards, sidekick!
08:22I'm not sure this exchange thing is such a great idea.
08:26Hmm.
08:28Oh, you have outdone yourself, my good man.
08:32Well worth the trip.
08:34Thank you!
08:35You look different today.
08:37New hat?
08:39Yuck!
08:39Into the cart, hombre!
08:41Excuse me?
08:42I can...
08:43Oh!
08:44Oh, no!
08:45Oh, no!
08:46Oh, no!
08:47Oh, no!
08:48There they are!
08:52And they've got the king!
08:54Majesty Snatchers!
08:57Unhand that highness!
08:58The Fortissimo brothers have a strength of ten men!
09:03Is that five men apiece or twenty men altogether?
09:06Oh, boy.
09:07Oh, boy.
09:23After that, Kingnapper!
09:24That's far enough, stranger
09:30On the down of three, draw
09:32One, two
09:35Oh, well, I don't have a
09:37Three, slowpoke
09:39You're at its least charming
09:53Dear Tick, Europe must be great
09:56Back here, things are okay
09:58Eclair is a gracious guest
10:00And a powerful force for goodness
10:02Every morning she makes delicious
10:05Belgium waffles
10:05Yum, yum
10:07But oh, those gingerbread men
10:10They are some tough, ruthless cookies
10:12Nighttimes are the worst
10:15It turns out all of the other superheroes
10:26Have gotten them too
10:27The Fledermouse says he hasn't slept in a week
10:30Later, ma, silly goose
10:40Dear Arthur
10:44Having a wonderful time
10:46Wish you were here
10:48The Belgians are a polite but mysterious people
10:52I've been heartily scolded
10:54For my normal mode of travel
10:56These Europeans can get pretty touchy
11:01About their architectural treasures
11:03Now I do most of my patrolling
11:06On the back of Blitzen's motorcycle
11:09Each morning starts at the cafe
11:13With a leisurely creme coffee
11:16A delightful little crescent roll
11:18And a look at the day's news
11:20Then it's off to scour the underworld
11:23Pressing for leads on the kidnapped king
11:26After a hearty lunch
11:28It's time for an afternoon siesta
11:30Then we dance till dawn
11:32At Antwerp's hottest night spots
11:34The king of Belgium has been kidnapped
11:40So that's what he was up to
11:44But I don't understand
11:46How can Tick and Blitzen
11:48Just sit around in cafes
11:49And go dancing
11:50When
11:50When a crime that serious
11:54Has been committed
11:55Arthur
11:56We Europeans take a long range view
11:59Of these things
12:00The king of Belgium
12:07Helpless in the spidery clutches
12:09Is a
12:10Octo Baganini
12:12Turn to the left please
12:16Come now eastern block robot cowboy
12:19We have no time for your finishing patches
12:20At any moment that meddling Blitzen
12:23And her ugly American tourist
12:25Could discover my lair
12:26Whatever you're planning
12:28You won't get away with it
12:29You know
12:31You are becoming quite a royal bane
12:33But no matter
12:35We have a new king now
12:37I am the king of Belgium
12:39Give me all the money
12:41My subjects will never mistake that mechanical monstrosity for their king
12:52It's laughable
12:53Yes your majesty
12:55We will be lapping Belton's riches
12:58All the way to a Swiss bank
13:00Come on boys
13:03Let's go call our royal press conference
13:07Another postcard to the tick
13:15Truly Arthur
13:17You are a loyal sidekick
13:19Well thank you
13:21But I know he'd want to hear how all that gingerbread business turned out
13:24I got him
13:25I got him
13:25I got him
13:26The battle was long and hard
13:30Two dozen against one
13:32But in the end
13:33The mouse prevailed
13:35They went stale didn't they deflator mouse
13:38What?
13:39They went stale
13:39They stiffened up
13:41They stopped moving
13:42Just like ours right?
13:44Oh well
13:44I mean I would have had them
13:47If they lasted
13:48Hey
13:49It's eclair
13:51My favorite cream puff
13:53Tell me
13:54What flavor is your filling?
13:57Ooh
13:58Lightning flavor
13:59I'll be checking my mail
14:02Hey
14:04A letter
14:05Somebody loves deflator mouse
14:07Come on sidekick
14:09Let's go on patrol
14:10Oh
14:12It's from the breadmaster
14:14Oh the breadmaster
14:16I should have known
14:18By now as you know
14:20My wondrous gingerbread minions
14:22Have gone stale
14:23But that is not the end
14:25Of my brutal battle
14:27I have poured the rest
14:29Into a new recipe
14:30For delicious destruction
14:33Wow
14:37He wrote out his villain laugh
14:39What a turkey
14:42Oh best
14:46Oh my best
14:46Ha ha ha ha ha ha
14:48Ha ha ha ha ha
14:50Ha ha ha ha
14:50Ha ha ha ho
14:50Ha ha
14:55Redmaster
14:55You are a disgrace to your apron
14:58Oh
14:58Three heroes
14:59Three heroes
15:00All in a row
15:01Ha ha ha ha
15:03Taste my blitz cream
15:06Incoming princes
15:07that's a glazed gingerbread it's reflecting my lightning i can't chance using it
15:20i think i've got an idea me too let's go home eclair can you cover me like a blanket sweet
15:31help let's go ah eclair the meddling pastry try some of my quick-scenting frosting
15:38twisted twisted man hello i am the king of belgium i hereby appoint octo paganini as my
15:52new prime minister give him all the money ah thank you very much your majesty
16:01what please make out your checks payable to octo paganini care of the royal palace in brussels
16:06wow the king must really like that guy yeah i have a funny feeling about that king
16:18hello i am the king of belgium
16:23blue stranger this town ain't thing enough for you
16:28oh man
16:58i'm sorry to have to crush you madam it was my intention to take over the city with much more
17:06finesse but my hedge cookies went stale and do you know why they went stale because i have baking
17:13integrity i am pure my cookies contain no artificial preservatives and for that alone i must applaud you
17:24excuse me excuse me i do have been solely disappointed by the quality of baked goods in this country
17:31the bread is bleached soaked in chemicals flavorless oh a kindred spirit well goodbye
17:40you've got one shot better make it good
18:03one oh man i can't stand this guy well let's just see how you fare against two bits of flat shiny america
18:23three
18:30damn it all right i bought his brain
18:35okay octo paganini give us our king back so arthur once again we find that you can't disguise the
18:47foul taste of evil with artificial or even natural sweetness the recipe for goodness is ever elusive
18:54but here's a little tip when a nice clean brain tumbles to the dirty street to lie among the discarded
19:02wrappers and spat out gum wads of wickedness you can't just pick it up and wash it off with soap and
19:07water you gotta think it clean from the inside out right king don't ask me okay right blitzen
19:21right arthur right
19:2626 year old helmet fitzgerald writes dear tick what makes us ticklish well it's not that we're ticklish as
19:32much as our skin is ticklish skin 10 layers thick and dying on top the largest organ our bodies have
19:38to offer and those who tickle the ivories of that organ are playing the oldest song in the body's book
19:43that's why a child's laughter is so much like music and that's why people are ticklish helmet because
19:49people need to laugh

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