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00:00 *chante*
00:05 Oh mon dieu, qu'est-ce que c'est ?
00:06 Nous vous protestons, Andrew !
00:08 Tout d'abord, vous vous dégagez sur mon sol,
00:10 et ensuite vous vous dégagez directement à l'extérieur de la porte !
00:13 Dis-nous, Andrew, quand exactement as-tu su que tu allais tomber sur Lola ?
00:16 C'était avant ou après que tu es arrivé dans tes jeans de Costco ?
00:19 Ah, le temps n'est pas clair.
00:21 Oh, s'il te plaît !
00:21 Ce sont juste deux enfants de la vie qui se sont faits défoncer !
00:24 Je ne vois pas le grand délire.
00:26 Le grand délire, c'est qu'il savait qu'il n'en aimait pas, hein ?
00:28 Mais il a toujours choisi d'en utiliser pour défoncer ses jeans d'Angleterre !
00:33 Oh, merde, c'est ça ce que j'ai fait ?
00:35 Nick, ton ami parait assez dégueulasse.
00:36 Regarde, Gina...
00:37 Je veux dire, je ne vais pas me faire avoir avec un gars qui est un ami de la crise.
00:40 Alors ça veut dire que tu veux te faire avoir avec un gars qui n'est pas un ami de la crise ?
00:43 Peut-être.
00:44 Qu'est-ce que tu fais ce week-end ?
00:45 Rien.
00:45 Eh bien, tu...
00:46 Peut-être que tu te prépares, parce que c'est bizarre d'être seul sur un week-end.
00:50 Euh, je vais aller à l'école maintenant.
00:51 D'accord.
00:52 Clic-clic.
00:53 Bam !
00:53 "Locke him up !"
00:55 "Locke him up !"
00:56 Jessie, tu me protèges aussi ?
00:58 Eh bien, si ce que Lola a dit est vrai, et que je suis sûre de lui parce que je suis d'accord avec les femmes...
01:03 Moi aussi !
01:04 Tu es un vrai "slime bag", mec.
01:05 Ouais, Andrew, je suis honnêtement très déçue.
01:07 Je ne pensais pas que tu étais ce genre de mec.
01:09 Oh, mon Dieu...
01:10 "Harmless dweeb" ou "Disgusting sex monster" ?
01:13 Tu décides.
01:14 "Disgusting sex monster" !
01:17 "I'm going through changes"
01:23 "I'm going through changes"
01:32 "Oh, in my life"
01:36 "Oh, in my life"
01:38 "Oh, in my life"
01:41 "I'm going through changes"
01:46 "Rise and shine, Nicky !"
01:48 "It's time to macho move Jessie's dad into guy town !"
01:51 "No ladies allowed !"
01:52 "Except in our hearts !"
01:53 "Dad, it's too early for your enthusiasm."
01:56 "Uh-oh, Mr. Teenager has his claws out !"
01:58 "Please don't do that."
02:00 "I'm just so jazzed for our manly moving day, check this out !"
02:03 "Dad, is that a back brace for ladies ?"
02:05 "Because that's for sure Rosie the Riveter."
02:07 "Nobody messes with Rosie, she's tough."
02:08 "Like spending time with my mother-in-law !"
02:11 "That's a man joke, I'm kidding !"
02:13 "I love Nana."
02:15 "Hello, Duke ?"
02:17 "Are you having a ghost orgy in my closet again ?"
02:19 "Oh my God !"
02:21 "Hey there, hey, hey, hey, it's okay, you can come out."
02:24 "You scared me, I'm Tyler !"
02:26 "Are you my new hormone monster ?"
02:27 "I sure am, and you're my first kid !"
02:29 "You've never done this before ?"
02:30 "No way, Jose, I'm a monster in training !"
02:33 "That's why I don't have my horn yet, I don't get it until I'm certified."
02:36 "So, what should we do first ?"
02:39 "Well, I'm actually glad you're here, there's this girl Gina that I like,
02:42 "and she just broke up with her boyfriend."
02:44 "Okay, that's great, we're diving right in."
02:46 "Girls are so cool, don't understand them, but I love them !"
02:51 "You know what you should do ?"
02:52 "What ?"
02:53 "Get a bunch of rose petals and make a trail from her locker to the cafeteria."
02:56 "But then you're in the cafeteria, standing up on a lunch table,
03:00 "and then you do a cool dance !"
03:02 "And then balloons drop from the ceiling and the balloons say 'Gina' !"
03:06 "My first instinct is that sounds kind of corny."
03:09 "Dang, stupid, stupid !"
03:10 "What about something else, any other idea ?"
03:11 "Sure, sure, okay, here's what you do."
03:13 "You sneak up on her, and you put your shirt over her head,
03:17 "and when she's blind, you scream 'Gina' !"
03:20 "That seems like assault."
03:22 "Yep, it is, okay."
03:23 "Reboot, girls love to be saved."
03:26 "Do they ?"
03:27 "So let's find a nice remote set of train tracks."
03:29 "I'm gonna stop you right there, okay ?"
03:31 "God, I suck at this !"
03:32 "Tyler, you shitty tit-sucker, you're never gonna get your horn !"
03:36 "Nick hates you !"
03:37 "I don't hate you."
03:38 "You don't ?"
03:39 "No, not yet."
03:40 "Good, we're friends again."
03:42 "Now let me take a picture of your penis."
03:43 "What ?"
03:44 "For my phone, so when you call, I know it's you !"
03:47 "I don't understand why they call this the bitch seat."
03:50 "I get to rest my hands on the knees of two men who I truly love."
03:53 "Take your hand off my knee !"
03:55 "I really appreciate you guys being here for me."
03:57 "Ugh, look at this place !"
03:58 "It's like a daycare center for lonely men !"
04:01 "Why would anybody move into Guy Town ?"
04:03 "Well, since Guy Bilzerian is my divorce lawyer,
04:05 "I get 200 bucks off the first month's rent."
04:07 "Ah, okay, that's enough for me."
04:08 "Besides, this is what I deserve for exposing Jesse to my edibles."
04:11 "I'm trash."
04:12 "No, you are not trash."
04:13 "You're just in the recycling bin, waiting for life to turn you into two-thirds of a coffee cup."
04:18 "Oh, please ! Recycling's a scam, like stuffed crust pizza !"
04:21 "It's just more cheese and bread !"
04:23 "You're actually losing tomato sauce !"
04:25 "Did you boys have fun back there ?"
04:28 "Um, no, not really."
04:29 "I had fun."
04:30 "I threw up in that simple human garbage can."
04:32 "Oh, that's no good, 'cause that's a nice-ass trash can !"
04:35 "That's right, I'm back, you motherfuckers !"
04:38 "What's my lifespan ? It is unclear !"
04:41 "You're Mori, right ?"
04:43 "Yeah, no pictures."
04:44 "I'm Tyler. I'm a huge fan."
04:46 "Your work with Brett Michaels was truly inspiring."
04:49 "You know, rocket love was my idea."
04:50 "Really ?"
04:51 "What's that you got there ?"
04:52 "Oh, it's a present for Nick."
04:53 "I'm really good at drawing weapons, so I drew him a sword,
04:56 "and I have a wicked crossbow !"
04:58 "Yeah, don't bring in presents. That's weird, man."
04:59 "Okay, thanks for the advice."
05:01 "I'm so excited ! I'm gonna make this little boy's dick so hard !"
05:05 "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, man,
05:07 "that's not how we talk about these things."
05:08 "Oh, sorry, thank you. Yeah, I'm gonna make this little boy's penis so hard !"
05:13 "Sorry, that's better."
05:14 "I'm here in Guy Town, the local hive of toxic masculinity."
05:18 "Matthew, what are you doing here ?"
05:19 "I'm exposé-ing you. People wanna continue hating you,
05:21 "and I'm gonna give 'em what they want."
05:23 "I'm using my backpack as a dolly."
05:25 "Defend yourself, pig !"
05:26 "Okay, yes, I did give in to my most primal urges,
05:29 "but in my defense, who among us has not excited their shaft for carnal relief ?"
05:34 "I would appreciate..."
05:35 "Okay, cut."
05:36 "What, was that no good ? I was just being honest."
05:37 "You were being creepy and weirdly formal, Professor Pervert."
05:39 "Indeed, Professor Pervert, what are you teaching next semester,
05:43 "Auglin 101, Jizzenometry ?"
05:45 "Oh, please, you can't learn Jizzenometry in the classroom.
05:48 "You gotta get out in the field, and, you know, jack off in a field.
05:51 "Some scarecrow watching. Oh, man, that dude's a fucking weirdo."
05:55 "What's up, jerks ?"
05:56 "Hey, Jay."
05:57 "Get ready for your minds to end up like my dad's dick on my mom's birthday."
06:01 "Totally sucked off."
06:02 "I present to you, Guy Town !"
06:04 "Jay, this place is a total bummer."
06:06 "Are you kidding me ?"
06:08 "There's a place I know where the dudes all go,
06:11 "where there's no females scorn and hassle."
06:14 "It's a bachelor's dream, every man is a king of his one-room chagrin castle."
06:20 "We've got booze and lube and Lexipro,
06:24 "we don't need the outside world."
06:27 "And a sex physician told me Eric Garden,
06:30 "where every bush is gonna underhurl."
06:33 "Talking about Guy Town."
06:35 "It's a bachelor's staycation."
06:37 "Guy Town."
06:38 "A testosterone celebration."
06:40 "Guy Town."
06:41 "We're a lonely dude nation."
06:43 "Forget your woes, embrace the bros, in Guy Town."
06:47 "Oh, now, you can do as you please, hang your balls in the breeze,
06:52 "free of societies of tight gaze."
06:55 "In Guy Town."
06:56 "I lived here in 1971, and saw more shots than Isaac Hayes."
07:01 "Shut your mouth."
07:02 "You can bark aloud by the swimming pool,
07:05 "don't mind the sheet of sweat and puke."
07:08 "Just be careful of the penis worms."
07:11 "Hey, even we're all dudes, because we're in Guy Town."
07:16 "A Bratovia sensation."
07:18 "Guy Town."
07:19 "A divorcee plantation."
07:21 "Guy Town."
07:22 "It's a player's coronation."
07:24 "Lose the ring and live the dream in Guy Town."
07:28 "Well, okay, fine, the song is pretty catchy, but this place is still gross."
07:32 "Yeah, did you see that fleshlight at the poker game?"
07:35 "If you didn't, you should definitely rewind."
07:37 "Guy Town, it's a something, something, something."
07:40 "Andrew."
07:41 "Oh, this is my new hormone monster, Tyler."
07:43 "Hey, I like your mustache."
07:45 "I bet you have lots of pubes, can I see them?"
07:47 "Hey, man, again, not the way we do things."
07:49 "Andrew, will you be a dear and refasten my locket?"
07:51 "Dad?"
07:52 "Well, actually, the locket is for Greg."
07:54 "Inside is a picture of who he needs to love the most, himself."
07:58 "Okay, if it's Greg's, why are you wearing it?"
08:00 "To warm it up?"
08:01 "What?"
08:02 "Boys, look at me. You know when you put on a fresh locket, boys, and it's just too darn cold on your skin?"
08:06 "No, no idea, no."
08:07 "Dad, can we not talk about the locket?"
08:08 "Sure, what do you want to talk about? Other family members who are having a tough time?"
08:11 "What? No."
08:12 "We were just talking about this girl Nick likes."
08:14 "Andrew."
08:15 "He doesn't know how to get her."
08:16 "Get a girl? He woos her. Woo."
08:19 "Maybe he's right. I mean, he did get your mom, and she's hot."
08:22 "Hey, rookie, don't talk about the mom stuff in front of the kid."
08:25 "Oh, but mommy titties are the softest."
08:27 "Nicky, you have to tell her how you feel. Be vulnerable and romantic."
08:32 "Gina, you make me feel vulnerable and romantic. Send."
08:38 "Oh, she's gonna love it!"
08:41 "She's gonna hate it."
08:42 "Why is she typing so slowly?"
08:44 "Oh, what did she say?"
08:45 "Ha. Just says ha."
08:47 "Ooh, a single ha. Yeah, that ain't laughing."
08:50 "This unit has a killer layout. The jerk-off nook has a view of the pool."
08:55 "Oh, you boys moving in?"
08:56 "No, we're helping our dear friend Greg."
08:58 "I have that same kimono."
09:00 "If this kimono could talk, it'd be nothing but bullshit."
09:03 "You know, I had to stop wearing mine because the silk was too rough."
09:07 "He didn't have that problem?"
09:08 "Oh, baby doll, with the amount of tanning I've done, I feel nothing. My tummy's like a wallet."
09:13 "Can I borrow a 20?"
09:14 "Nic, I'm pretty sure this guy thinks your dad is a proud member of the LGBT."
09:19 "I get it!"
09:20 "Stop by if you need a cup of sugar. Or tequila."
09:23 "Well, what do we have here? You must be the sad old queen of Guy Town."
09:27 "And you must be the catty little gay character."
09:30 "I'm sorry, but I don't want a flyer for your cabaret show. I'm busy at noon on a Thursday."
09:36 "Oh, that's quick. Listen, baby Billy Eichner, being young, gay, and mean is not a personality."
09:41 "Nic, I think we're witnessing a gay duel."
09:43 "I've never seen anyone talk to Matthew like this."
09:45 "Well, for your information, Martha Ray, I'm more than young, gay, and mean."
09:49 "Really? What else you got?"
09:51 "I happen to be investigating a boy who jizzed in his pants."
09:54 "Oh, honey, that's how I wasted my 20s. Goodbye, Peter Twinklage."
09:58 "Matthew, I don't think that you're just gay and mean."
10:03 "Who cares what you think, you bag of burrata?"
10:06 "You know, burrata's actually pretty expensive, so I take that as a compliment."
10:10 "I do it with tomato and peach. No one's listening."
10:13 "I'm listening. That shit sounds good. Sweet and savory? Okay."
10:18 "Ah, nothing is up to code in here. You see that? That's supposed to be a smoke detector."
10:22 "I'm a lady in baths with a belly full of eggs."
10:26 "That's disgusting."
10:27 "Also, is that a parody of a song we're supposed to know?"
10:30 "Whoa, Greg gets a waterbed?"
10:32 "Cool, right? We also have water cribs if you're dumb enough to get cussed at if you're stupid, baby."
10:36 "Ow!"
10:37 "Oh boy, I knew I was pushing it with this box of blankets."
10:41 "Big Nicky, help lower your little daddy to the floor."
10:44 "Oh, gently, your little daddy's delicate."
10:47 "Ow!"
10:48 "I think we should look away, you know, out of respect."
10:51 "But it seems like he's doing it for our benefit."
10:54 "Meow, meow, meow."
10:57 "Why is there carpet in the kitchen? Do you have any idea of the mold that could form? What is this place?"
11:02 "What am I supposed to do, Marty? Go out and find an apartment I like, get my credit checked, buy some furniture, stop waking up in the middle of the night to smoke pot?"
11:09 "Yes, Greg, that's what you're supposed to do. It's called being a man."
11:13 "Well, clearly I failed as a man."
11:15 "Jay, can you take my lease up to your dad?"
11:17 "Ah, damn it! And tell him we need a surge protector."
11:20 "There are no outlets, just one extension cord that goes all the way to the Chevron next door."
11:26 "Oh, my dad is such a wuss. I wish he could be more like your dad."
11:30 "Oh, cheap and angry?"
11:31 "No, like a man."
11:32 "Oh, my dad is not a man. He is a one-star Yelp review come to life."
11:36 "All right, guys, you better yentl your tits 'cause we're about to enter the most macho place on Earth."
11:41 "Whoa, this is like the nicest suite at the worst hotel in Atlantic City."
11:46 "Yeah, this blood smuggler couldn't pay my dad, so he gave him a fuckton of marble. It's super easy to hose down."
11:51 "Jay, I need more ketchup."
11:52 "Nice, I'll get you some more packets."
11:54 "Hey, Jay, why is your dad eating a steak dinner in an old-fashioned barber chair?"
11:57 "Jay, jack me up!"
11:58 "You got it, Dad!"
11:59 "Guy, your toilet's out of water again."
12:02 "That's how I know you're not shitting in there."
12:04 "Oh, Guy, you're terrible."
12:06 "Yeah, he really is."
12:07 "Oh, guys, this is my dad's super cool receptionist, Taffany."
12:10 "Oh, what happened to your wrist, sweetie?"
12:12 "Go on, tell her."
12:14 "Oh, uh, nothing."
12:15 "He dry-humped a girl and then dumped her, so she broke his wrist."
12:17 "Wow, this kid humped and dumped."
12:19 "Well, I came and then went."
12:22 "You're a little pimp, aren't you?"
12:23 "Oh, I don't know, maybe. You know, some say I'm a creep."
12:26 "Fuck that! You're just a 13-year-old man who took what he wanted."
12:30 "Huh."
12:31 "Like me. I live balls out and I give zero fucks. That's pimp, right, Taffany?"
12:37 "That's what I'm talking about. Let's live that pimp life. Woof, woof!"
12:41 "Is that what you are, Andrew? A greasy little pimp?"
12:44 "Well, I don't know. It does seem like a lot more fun than being a creep."
12:47 "And I got the whole outfit."
12:48 "At the Halloween store?"
12:49 "Yeah, at the Halloween store."
12:50 "You know what, little stud? You're coming to the Player's Ball tonight.
12:53 I'm making you Pimper the Month."
12:55 "Mazel tov, baby."
12:56 "Okay, yeah, I'm the Pimper the Month. Give me the cash, bitches."
13:00 "Nick, Jay's dad is a total stud muffin. You should ask him about Gina."
13:07 "Huh, that's actually not a bad idea."
13:09 "Um, Mr. Bilzerian, there's this girl at school who I really like, but I don't know how to ask her out.
13:14 What do you think I should do?"
13:15 "Oh, that's simple. You just need to remind her that you're better than she is."
13:19 "That seems mean."
13:20 "Yeah, mean guys, fuck. Nice guys, clean it up."
13:22 "Ugh, I don't want to clean up someone else's oopy soup."
13:26 "Ugh."
13:27 "So, Andrew, you're a pimp now. How does that change things for you?"
13:31 "Well, if I had my druthers, I'd invest in a bejeweled chalice."
13:34 "Fancy dress."
13:35 "A shirt with a collar that goes past my shoulders."
13:36 "This motherfucker looks good."
13:37 "I may dabble in a little black voice, but I'm sure I'll pull back on that quickly."
13:40 "That's what's up."
13:41 "And I certainly won't be afraid to strut my stuff."
13:44 "Not scared of the strut."
13:45 "It's an equilibrium thing."
13:47 "Oh, look at you. You're wobbling around like a newborn horse."
13:50 "That's right, newborn horse. Big ass knees. Wibbly wobbly."
13:54 "Andrew, you're not a pimp. Quit pretending to be one."
13:56 "Maybe I want to be a pimp. I'm sick of feeling bad about all the bad things that I do."
14:00 "And I want to forget 'em and be pimp."
14:02 "That's right. Live in that unexamined life."
14:05 "Why do you have cassette tapes of a band called Pahish?"
14:07 "It's fish, Marty."
14:08 "Who cares? It's all clutter."
14:10 "That's not clutter. Those are memories."
14:11 "Whoa."
14:12 "I know you think because my vision's bad I don't smell well, but nothing could be further from the truth."
14:16 "I'm sorry, who are you?"
14:17 "I'm your new roommate, Lior."
14:18 "What? I have a roommate?"
14:19 "Couple ground rules. I like to fall asleep to Frasier, and the dishwasher, my friend, is only for jewelry."
14:24 "I know you. You're Rabbi Paul Blart's adult son."
14:27 "I heard about your failed wigs for religious dogs business."
14:30 "Uh-huh. Well, if you heard about it from the dogs, you're only getting one side of the story."
14:34 "Okay, so what's the other side of the story? This motherfucker's scary and he's Gray's roommate? No. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope."
14:41 "Darkness, this ends? Mm-mm. No, thank you."
14:44 "Caleb, do you think I'm just young, gay, and mean?"
14:47 "Yes."
14:48 "Well, I'm a lot more than that. I have a whole backstory about how I used to live in Texas, and I got bullied online. They called me the 'steer queer.'"
14:54 "Nobody wants to hear about that."
14:56 "Exactly. They just want me to be sharp and cutting and funny."
14:59 "Are you funny?"
15:00 "Yes, and stylish, and I'm a good person."
15:03 "That is not what others say about you."
15:05 "Okay, turn off the camera. Why won't Gina write back?"
15:08 "I don't know. Do you think my text was too mean?"
15:10 "What did you say?"
15:11 "Well, Guy said I should be mean to her."
15:12 "Gotcha."
15:13 "So I wrote, 'You wanna do something tomorrow?' and then, 'Oh shit, that was meant for someone else.'"
15:17 "Yes, that's pimp."
15:19 "That's what's up, pimps and scramps."
15:20 "No, boys, that's ew."
15:21 "Dad."
15:22 "I hate to insult someone behind their back, but Guy Bilzerian is not the kind of man you wanna be."
15:26 "What? No."
15:27 "He may look fancy from the outside, but he's falling apart on the inside, just like this building."
15:31 "Uh, Dr. Birch, you're sounding like a hater."
15:34 "Hater's gonna hate."
15:35 "I hate this hater."
15:36 "Yeah, what do you know, Dad? You gave me terrible advice about Gina, and you can't even carry a couple of blankets without hurting yourself."
15:42 "Uh-oh, the claws are out again."
15:44 "Stop. Stop doing that."
15:46 "Stop purring, Dad."
15:47 "Yeah, stop it."
15:48 "Why can't you be more of a man and not such a... a pussy?"
15:51 "Ugh, what does your pretty mommy even see in him?"
15:56 "She wrote back."
15:58 "What did she say?"
15:59 "She said, 'Ew.'"
16:00 "Titty shits! Now I'm never gonna get my horn."
16:02 "So you're making this about you."
16:04 "Yeah."
16:05 "DJ Pendejo, coming at you live from the Players' Bowl."
16:10 "Scritchy, scritchy, scratch."
16:12 "Coach Steve, why are you at Guy Town?"
16:14 "I'm doing my laundry here, and in return, I DJ for free."
16:18 "But I do accept tips, like, 'How do you get people to make eye contact with you?'"
16:23 "So, is this a monthly thing, or..."
16:25 "Time has lost all its meaning for me, and soon it will for you, too."
16:28 "Oh, no, I don't plan on staying here long."
16:30 "Yeah, that's what my last roommate said. Then he died of penis worms. They ate his flesh from the dick out."
16:35 "Oh, there you are! Your father's very upset. He won't even drink the little saucer of milk I gave him!"
16:41 "How did I end up with such a weirdo for a dad?"
16:43 "Look, your dad does a lot of stuff that drives me crazy."
16:45 "The kissing on the mouth, he orders appetizers, he asks me how I'm doing. Who cares?"
16:50 "But Mr. Glaberman, I'm just saying..."
16:51 "The point is, the man is smart, and he knows who he is."
16:54 "Which is more than you can say for most people."
16:56 "Yeah..."
16:57 "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go break down boxes."
17:00 "Which is my favorite thing to do."
17:02 "Guy Townies! Ladies I found on the streets in Trenton!"
17:06 "I wanna introduce you to the Pimp of the Month!"
17:09 "Pimp of the Month!"
17:11 "Jesus, these sad men keep getting younger and younger."
17:15 "Pimp of the Month!"
17:16 "Will you please tell us all about your signature move, the cream and shuffle?"
17:21 "Cream and shuffle? Oh, what do you mean, a hump and dump? Oh, okay."
17:25 "Uh, hello. So I was at this girl's condo..."
17:28 "What's the address?"
17:29 "Uh, Dad?"
17:31 "Hey, what are you doing here, Jellybean?"
17:33 "I wanted to surprise you. Ugh, who are these guys, and what's Andrew doing?"
17:38 "So I don't like this girl at all, but she wanted to rub fronts."
17:42 "Rub fronts!"
17:43 "Yeah, this guy knows what I'm talking about, and I thought it would feel good, you know?"
17:46 "So I did it anyway, even though I knew that I didn't like her."
17:50 "Speak up!"
17:51 "Um, and then I broke up with her, and she, she cried."
17:54 "And, uh, yeah, now that I say it out loud, I don't feel very good about it at all."
17:58 "Woo!"
17:59 "It's just, it's, it's hard, man, 'cause it's, I'm, I'm horny."
18:02 "I'm horny all the time, and so, and I'm making bad choices."
18:06 "But at the end of the day, I'm not a pimp, and I don't want to be one."
18:11 "Woo! That sucked!"
18:14 "I knew he wasn't a pimp. He's more of a John."
18:17 "He will pay for his ex in his lifetime."
18:19 "I truly believe that."
18:20 "Of course he will, and I shall be there."
18:22 "Yeah, me too. You want a carpool?"
18:24 "Dad, what is this place?"
18:26 "It's Skytown, and you must be Greg's ex. My, my."
18:30 "This is my daughter."
18:31 "Your daughter's an eight for the figure alone."
18:33 "What the fuck?"
18:34 "Okay, that's it. I might deserve this shithole, but she doesn't."
18:37 "Guy, I'm sorry, but she gotta let me out of my lease."
18:40 "Oh, Greg, no one leaves Skytown."
18:43 "Shaggy!"
18:44 "Ah, shit."
18:45 "Is he okay?"
18:46 "He's not breathing. We need a doctor."
18:48 "I've got a doctor! Jay signed basketball in the trunk of my car."
18:53 "Just kidding, I wish."
18:54 "What I do have is a nurse. Jackie signed T-shirts."
18:58 "Over here! I'm a doctor."
19:02 "Meow!"
19:03 "My dad's kind of a badass."
19:09 "Yeah, your little kitty daddy's a tiger mommy."
19:13 "Boo!"
19:15 "Oh, hello."
19:17 "Everyone, he's gonna be okay."
19:19 "Dad, that was amazing. You're like a hero."
19:22 "I guess this pussy is pretty good at meowth to meowth resuscitation."
19:26 "Okay."
19:27 "Meowth."
19:28 "Look, I don't care if I signed a lease. I won't have my daughter spend another minute in this... this electrical death trap."
19:34 "You listen to me, Bilzerian. We'll get the city council to shut this place down."
19:37 "Good luck. I've bribed half the city council and blackmailed the other half."
19:41 "We just got you saying all that Scooby-Doo stuff on tape."
19:43 "It's not on tape, it's a memory card."
19:45 "Give me that camera!"
19:46 "This camera belongs to the A.V. Club!"
19:49 "Oh! Oh no, my hair! No, no, no, no, no! Don't look! Don't look away! Look away!"
19:54 "Pimple of my..."
19:56 "I feel the penis worms going up my dick hole! I can feel them devouring my cock!"
20:01 "Hey, um, are you okay?"
20:04 "I just ordered a Hawaiian pizza from Little Caesar's. What does that tell you?"
20:08 "I'm sorry if I was rude before."
20:11 "Yeah, well, I probably owe you an apology too. I shouldn't be picking fights with little kids."
20:16 "That's probably a good policy."
20:17 "What can I say? I got issues. And I guess I saw a little bit of myself in you."
20:22 "I would never wear a kimono."
20:24 "Okay, right there. That's what I'm talking about. You know, you don't have to be a little prick all the time."
20:28 "You can let your guard down once in a while."
20:30 "And what? Be nice?"
20:31 "Wouldn't kill you. You know, I wish I was a little nicer. I might not have ended up here."
20:36 "How did you end up in Guy Town?"
20:38 "Oh, you're in luck, kid. I've written a one-man musical about it. Set out!"
20:42 "We open on Stonewall, 1969. A minimal set."
20:46 "Oh, shit."
20:47 "What's that now?"
20:48 "I can't wait! I need to be home in 17 minutes."
20:51 "So, kiddo, what's going on with Gina?"
20:54 "I think I'm just gonna give up."
20:55 "Give up? But you really like her."
20:57 "Yeah, but I don't know how to ask her out."
20:59 "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Just do what you like to do and bring her along."
21:03 "I like go-karts."
21:04 "That's a terrible interest."
21:06 "Nikki, why don't you invite Gina to do go-karts?"
21:10 "Come on, Greg, let's go!"
21:11 "What's your hurry? I don't even know where I'm sleeping tonight."
21:13 "I got three words for you. Be my roommate in the storage unit where I live, which is on the diaper barge. Greg?"
21:21 "This is Guy Town. I originally came here to do a story about a lumpy gourd of a boy, but I ended up learning a few things about what it means to be a man. Sometimes being a man means putting the people you love first, and sometimes it means owning up to your mistakes."
21:38 "Go away, Andrew!"
21:39 "I just want to say that I'm sorry."
21:41 "Get out of here and never come back like every single one of my pageant coaches!"
21:46 "Not all men value the same things, and that means you can be any man you want."
21:52 "Marsha P. Johnson threw the first brick. The pigs beat the homos with really big sticks."
21:58 "Oh, Steve. Hey, where is this diaper barge going?"
22:03 "To Diaper Island, of course. Good night, Greg!"
22:06 "All you need to do is figure out who you are and be true to yourself."
22:10 "I got a golf cart, Annie-chan."
22:13 "Whatever! You're cheating! Woo! Winner!"
22:17 "Yeah! We kick buns! Oh, what's happening? My horn! Nobody warned me it would hurt this much! It feels like I'm being impaled by my own spine! Oh, God!"
22:39 [Groaning]
23:06 "Oh, mon Dieu! Oh, c'est cool! Oh, mon horn a l'air cool!"
23:18 "Fat hose!"
23:20 "Ha ha! Good at business. Chirp!"
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