ALF im Märchenland - 10. John Henry, der Kochakrobat
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00:00When John Henry was a little baby, he liked to sit on daddy's knee, and he grabbed a hammer and a little piece of steel, and he said, I don't know how, but the hammer will kill me at some point.
00:19Hmm.
00:39Hmm?
00:49Hmm.
00:57What is it with my song?
01:01Oh, my darling, are you ready?
01:06First, I'll show you my crazy special fruit cake.
01:08But mommy, can't we do something else? I'm on a diet right now.
01:12Well, I have to say, as far as these lyrics are concerned, I hardly believe...
01:15I have other problems now, be nice. And we'll see each other again soon.
01:23When John Henry was a little baby, he liked to sit on daddy's knee, and he grabbed a kitchen appliance and said, I don't know how, but I'm going to be a big, famous cook.
01:34Pay attention, you'll be amazed. I make the finest cakes and pastries of all kinds. As a cook, I will be one of a kind, the greatest, yes, the greatest.
01:48And now, John Henry and his exotic delicacies in the E.T. Gourmet.
01:53Enjoy your meal.
01:58Meal time.
01:59Today I'm bringing a dish that I call original catfish. We only use fresh catfish and fresh fish.
02:06But first we finely chop onions, peppers and celery.
02:12Phew, I've become slower.
02:14The most important prerequisite, really fresh and natural ingredients.
02:19And please chop the ingredients by hand. In no case the chainsaw of the neighbor tomorrow.
02:30So, I would also like to be chopped if I were fruit or vegetables.
02:36And that would be it. Oh, I almost forgot the dot on the i. The crown is a vitamin flower.
02:42Here, a flower of first good.
02:45So much for today, dear people. See you next time.
02:53Sorry for the delay.
02:55I was with the boys on the search for a non-alcoholic 64 Chateau Laurent. Do you have anything?
03:02This eternal schnitzel and schnitzel is an outspoken myth.
03:06This eternal schnitzel and schnitzel is an outspoken myth.
03:09Shall we rely on the chainsaw of the crazy neighbor?
03:12I'm from the socks.
03:13Don't you know what distinguishes us from the mean beasts of the jungle?
03:18That we go bowling from time to time?
03:20Yes, that too, but above all the feeling for a fine way of life.
03:23Only we could create the four basic food categories.
03:26And we agree to combine them elegantly.
03:30You're right, John. Sometimes I just lose sight of the essentials.
03:36Hello? Hi, Sid.
03:39Johnny, the president has announced the annual governor's banquet.
03:43Then I'll think about the menu right away.
03:45Wait a minute, we don't know yet if the president wants you.
03:47Why is that? I've been responsible for the banquet for four years.
03:50I still have to ask back, but what do you have your manager for? I'll get back to you soon.
03:55There are those who sacrifice themselves for their country on the battlefield and others in the senator's chair.
03:59I dedicate my life to the service.
04:14Here's the stuff, boss.
04:16You have to be careful.
04:18I'm not afraid of you.
04:21Here's the stuff, boss.
04:23Just a moment, Ethel.
04:26So, what do your eyes see?
04:30A big white spot on the floor.
04:35The most brilliant super scientist and inventor of all time.
04:39I'm not crazy at all.
04:43I'm just a little angry.
04:45Well, not really angry.
04:47A little annoyed.
04:49No, now I have what I am.
04:51I'm a little annoyed.
04:53I'm a little annoyed scientist.
04:56Because you were with John Henry at the Academy of Cooking,
04:59and he became the greatest chef in the world, and you went through with it.
05:02Yes.
05:03You brought it to the point.
05:05I have to try to get rid of my annoyance with the help of fantasy full of destruction.
05:11Let's continue.
05:19I have to try to get rid of my annoyance with the help of fantasy full of destruction.
05:26Everything ready, boss.
05:28Ready to make food history, Ethel?
05:33Okay.
05:34Done.
05:45Excellent.
05:47Shouldn't we try it, boss?
05:49What does it matter how it tastes?
05:51The only thing that matters is that phase one of my master plan is complete.
05:57The master plan is the conquest of the whole world, isn't it, boss?
06:00I have no idea what this stupid question is about.
06:03And I say this openly.
06:05Based on what you told me this morning.
06:07It's possible that I have a little bigger ambitions.
06:10It's possible that I want to pay this charlatan John Henry back.
06:14It's possible that I want to rule the whole world.
06:16And I mean the whole world.
06:18But the most important thing first.
06:21Phase two of my master plan.
06:24Marketing.
06:27Aren't you fed up with making food for your family?
06:31Isn't it so?
06:33Hello, darling. What's for dinner today?
06:35Not sandwiches again.
06:37I'm sorry for you. I'm thoroughly fed up with cooking.
06:39I expect a little more from life.
06:41What do you expect from me? I'm a normal man.
06:46Do you want to live like this, or rather like this?
06:49Hello, darling. What's for dinner today?
06:52Delicacies from Gourmet, which are prepared quickly and easily with this device.
06:56This is the cooking mixer from Gourmet, which changes my life.
07:00You can see that. You are more beautiful than ever.
07:03And diamonds will make you even more beautiful.
07:06And I owe all this to the cooking mixer from Gourmet.
07:10Yes, exactly. And I'm the grandmother of the red cap.
07:13Buy the mixer from Gourmet!
07:22Mr. Cuisine, your invention seems to have conquered the whole country in a storm.
07:27You speak a big word.
07:30The sales of my cooking mixer Gourmet have tripled in the last half hour.
07:36At least three out of four households now own more or less a Gourmet mixer.
07:41And do you plan to expand even further?
07:43Yes, absolutely.
07:45Do you also think about an increase in the product range?
07:47Yes, of course.
07:49It is said that you have the world domination in mind.
07:52No, absolutely not. Never. I'm just interested in helping people.
07:58That sounds good.
08:04Reporters are not quite dense.
08:06You are dumber than what you write.
08:09Tell them what you want.
08:11Believe it or not, they believe it.
08:34If you want to blanch your almonds, first bring the water to a boil.
08:38Blanching can be quite exhausting, but it's worth it.
08:42And, ladies and gentlemen, the Gourmet mixer does pretty much everything.
08:45If you want to prepare, for example, these filled tortillas, which are in fashion at the moment, just put the ingredients in.
08:55But these filled tortillas look just like the avocado salad Anaheim.
08:59Yes, exactly. And they taste just like that.
09:02And my trademark is the tomato rose.
09:06I'm telling you, my dear wife put a few socks in it, and whoosh!
09:10A menu with calf roast came out.
09:12Well, it tasted a bit like calf.
09:15A spritz of chili sauce, which my cameraman Ernie loves so much.
09:19Is that right, Ernie? Ernie! Hello!
09:23This has become a tough business.
09:25The turnover is dropping, as is the turnover of your show, and we owe it all to this Cuisine.
09:30The business leaves me completely cold.
09:32What makes me angry is that he is celebrating artificial, pharmaceutical, chemically contaminated stuff to good people.
09:38Johnny, I have an idea.
09:40Tell me.
09:41You will also advertise for artificial, pharmaceutical, chemically contaminated stuff.
09:45The only way to keep you above water, Art Cuisine, will otherwise outrun you.
09:50Sid, you have to arrange a live event on television between me and this Cuisine.
09:54I'll make it clear to people that everything he's doing is just lazy magic.
09:57All right, Johnny, all right, but you have to promise me that you won't do anything stupid.
10:04Good evening, this is Knet Knoppel, and I welcome you to Nightlife.
10:10Our guest in the studio here in Los Angeles today is Art Cuisine,
10:14the inventor of the amazing cooking art mixer gourmet.
10:18And our guest in our studio in Richmond, Virginia, is John Henry,
10:22the world-famous cook and schnitzel expert.
10:25Art Cuisine, you have unleashed a nationwide battle on the kitchen front.
10:29Yes, I have, Knet.
10:31I have eliminated all unnecessary and superfluous steps.
10:35Yes, everything that means food culture.
10:38You are just jealous because people want their meals from the gourmet mixer.
10:42What do you call meals? I'd rather eat the device.
10:45That was easy to arrange.
10:47I challenge you, Art Cuisine, do you hear me? I'll get you, you, you.
10:51What are you up to, Mr. Henry?
10:54We'll see each other again, cook to a world at any time, anywhere.
10:57Then I'll show you the difference between real food culture and your robot eating.
11:01Oh yes, I accept this challenge.
11:05We'll hear it with pleasure and will contact you again immediately.
11:08That will be a blast.
11:18Gentlemen and gentle machines, everyone has so many six-course menus
11:22to make it possible in half an hour.
11:26May the best cook win.
11:28Finally I have the chance to schnitzel and schnitzel
11:32that you get nippy and snappy, my dear Henry.
11:38You have no idea about cooking and you will not be able to bake a victory, Cuisine.
11:42On your marks, get set, go.
12:23Hm.
12:39Hey boss, say, what kind of stuff is this?
12:42It's schnitzel. It can taste as it wants.
12:45The main thing is that it tastes like victory.
12:48When Henry was about to submit to Art Cuisine, he put the knife away and the fork down.
12:53And he cried and cried and cried...
12:56and cried and cried...
12:59Stop with the folk comments.
13:04Ladies and gentlemen, I may inform you that the president has just appointed Art Cuisine
13:08as the official chef for the Governor's banquet in the White House.
13:13That's my job and a common thing.
13:18Hooray!
13:25Hello, hello. Here we are again with our gourmet show.
13:29I suggest we do something simpler. Cornflakes.
13:32John, did you read that?
13:34Rise and fall of John Henry. The soufflé Henry falls together.
13:38John Henry, a relic of cooking art.
13:40Sid, what's that? We're on air.
13:43You're the only one who believes that. The show is canceled.
13:45The host is trying his new concept.
14:00Well, the host dropped his show and John Henry's worries were big.
14:04Because suddenly he was jobless.
14:07The snobby chef who can still cook, what everyone likes and every man...
14:12every man...
14:14every man...
14:24Wait a minute, my friend. Not so fast. Where's the rose?
14:28Hmm, the rose, Mr. President?
14:31Every year I look forward to this banquet,
14:34to the tomato turned into a rose.
14:37That's tradition.
14:39If the president still wants a tomato rose, then give me that stupid thing.
14:43Without delay.
14:48Okay, who's responsible here?
14:57Stop, stop. What do you want? You can't do that.
15:00I know important people. I know...
15:02Oh, my God.
15:08What's that?
15:10You can't do that.
15:12You can't make a tomato rose.
15:15Sir, a tomato rose has a very special beauty.
15:17It can only be created by human hands.
15:19To be precise, two human hands are necessary.
15:22And these are...
15:25John Henry.
15:32Mr. Henry, I'm coming straight from the White House.
15:35Your father needs you, sir.
15:37That's right. The president wants me.
15:40I'm coming.
15:42I'm coming.
15:44I'm coming.
15:46I'm coming.
15:48I'm coming.
15:50I'm coming.
15:52I'm coming.
15:54I'm coming.
15:56I'm coming.
15:58I'm coming.
16:01That's right. The president and the governor want your tomato rose.
16:05Is that true? They want my rose?
16:08Yes, my darling. And now give me the fork.
16:12I won't let my fatherland down.
16:23Bob, is everything okay?
16:25I feel like an insect.
16:31I feel like an insect.
16:33Now we're getting closer.
16:40I think the banquet is ready.
16:42What is he doing here?
16:44Now offer phase three.
16:47Attention! Attention!
16:49Gourmet mixer attack!
17:01Help! Help!
17:18Phase three is initiated, boss.
17:21Attention! Attention!
17:23All over the country the gourmet mixers are waiting for my orders to take over.
17:29Mr. President, ladies and gentlemen,
17:32you are all my prisoners.
17:34Action!
17:47Mr. President, give me the orders,
17:49or I will process your senators as a six-course meal.
17:54Art Cuisine, I knew you were a joker.
17:57I should have finished you at the cooking academy
18:00when you prevented me from failing the exam.
18:03You said I couldn't reach the water.
18:07You can't do that, not even with a teaspoon.
18:27Ah!
18:29Ah!
18:31Ah!
18:37Ah!
18:57Don't force it! Take the milk!
19:01Ah!
19:05Wrong remote control.
19:07Ah!
19:32Hello, gourmet mixer.
19:40Don't expect any tips.
19:42John Henry, you have proven that the food for the people
19:46must grow from the nature of the country.
19:48Therefore, I give you the gold medal of cooking.
19:52And I appoint you as the official chef of the White House.
19:58John, the broadcaster wants you back.
20:01And so on, and so on.
20:04How are your eyelashes, darling?
20:06Mummy, the show is not over yet.
20:08It's over. Be happy with Happy End.
20:10And the crazy cake is ready. Try it.
20:12Delightful!
20:14But you know I'm on a diet.
20:16And if so, the cake is meant for everyone.
20:19Oh, no.
20:22John Henry has beaten Art Cuisine
20:25and was once again a star on TV.
20:29A piece of fruit cake was made by my mother.
20:33Ah!
20:39I should have thought of that in the first act.