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00:00Excuse me, Michael. Give us a drink.
00:03Blimey, Michael, give us a drink.
00:05All right, Dave? Oh, yeah, hello, Trigg.
00:08Looks like it rained, doesn't it? Yeah, tastes like it and all.
00:11I bloody heard that, Trigg.
00:13I'll have you know my beer's just won second prize in the brewery's contest.
00:16Yes, that's right. He was narrowly beaten by the Metropolitan Water Board.
00:20See that? He was narrowly beaten by the Metropolitan Water Board.
00:24You see, Trigg, you see, they sell water, you know,
00:28and Mike, he sells the... Yes, what do you want?
00:30What is it? What is it, Albert?
00:32Now, brace yourselves, boys. I've just had a bit of bad news.
00:35Your Aunt Ada's been rushed into hospital.
00:38In a bad way, by all accounts.
00:40Oh, that's a shame, isn't it?
00:43Who's Aunt Ada?
00:47She'd be right.
00:49You haven't seen her for ages, have you?
00:51She said to the rest of the family, if she ever saw you again, she'd kill you.
00:55Ah, but she was annoyed when she said that.
00:57You see, it's like a chapter of my life is coming to a close.
01:01Yeah, I know. Just think how she feels, though, eh?
01:04Yeah, well, that's it, you see, son. I don't know.
01:07I'd like to go and visit her and find out.
01:09Oh, why don't you?
01:11Well, she might not be as ill as they say.
01:16He's really in the dumps, isn't he?
01:18Yeah, I know. What can you do, eh? Still, there you go.
01:21Oh, sorry, Donnie, after him. I'll tell you what we can do.
01:24You want to come with us, Trigg?
01:26No, I ain't sure, Dil. My niece will be here in a minute.
01:28She's come up from the country for a few days.
01:30Oh, yeah? You remember little Lisa, don't you?
01:32Lisa? Yeah, oh, your sister's kid. Yeah, I remember her.
01:34I'd better see what she fancies doing.
01:36Listen, I'm going to have a chat with Albert. Jolly him up a bit.
01:39Oh, jolly him up.
01:41Thanks, Trigg. You're a pal, yeah.
01:43I remember Lisa. Scruffy little mare, weren't she?
01:46She had more candlesticks than Liberace.
01:48Yeah, that's her. Yeah.
01:50I remember her mum, though. She was a fair sort, yeah.
01:52Pig ugly, but a fair sort, yeah.
01:54I had nicknamed her Miss 999, you know.
01:57Cos I only phoned her in an emergency.
01:59Yeah, let's see if we can do a bit of business here.
02:02Michael! Mike!
02:04Just a moment, Mike. Can I...?
02:06Mike, could I...?
02:08Oi, shut up, will you?!
02:10I can't hear myself think over here!
02:12Don't contact me.
02:14Well, she would be disqualified.
02:16Thanks for the phone, Trigg.
02:18What's all the hollering about?
02:20I just told her to shut up.
02:22Anyway, listen, Mike, while you're over here,
02:24I've got a beautiful ultraviolet sunbed back at the flat.
02:27They retail normally at 3.75.
02:29It's yours for 1.20.
02:31Just think of it, eh? Your own personal home solarium.
02:34I don't want it.
02:36I conceded you're in two minds.
02:38So, I'll tell you what I've got.
02:40I have here a super deluxe modern plug-in type telephone
02:43and I'm going to give it to you free with your home solarium.
02:46I can't say fairer than that because this is me last one.
02:48I don't want it.
02:50I'll chuck in an extension.
02:52I don't want it.
02:54Yes or no?
02:56Just a minute, I'll do you a favour.
02:58I nearly had him then.
03:00Oh, yeah, I could see he was waiting in here.
03:02Is it worth stopping in for another one?
03:04No, it ain't.
03:06Come on, Rodney, let's get going.
03:08Look, that bird over there's giving me the right hump.
03:10Oi, shut up!
03:12Trigg, you're leaving us here.
03:14No, no, Trigg, we haven't got time.
03:16Come on, Rodney, let's get going.
03:18Hello, darling.
03:20Auntie.
03:22Yeah.
03:24Yeah, scrappy little mare with her fanny-trolls.
03:26Yeah, yeah.
03:28That's a bit of ink, though, yeah.
03:30Yeah.
03:32What, are you off then, are you?
03:34No, no, no, no, I think I'll stay for another one.
03:36Are you going to go down a chinky bungalow, buddy?
03:38No.
03:40I fancy it.
03:42I fancy it.
03:44Well, help me, boy.
03:46Come on, help me.
03:48It's a pound down there.
03:50Look, there.
03:52Hello, darling.
03:54Hello, Joe. Oh, it's been such a long time.
03:56Give me your hands.
03:58You've got big, eh?
04:00Well, I'm 25 now.
04:02You're not, are you?
04:04Hello, sir.
04:06How are you?
04:08Oh, that's nice.
04:10Who is he?
04:12Oh, I used to play with him.
04:14Oh, of course, you've changed.
04:16Yeah, I see.
04:18She has changed, hasn't she?
04:20Why don't we go and sit down over there and have a little chat, eh?
04:22I'll see you later on, Zell, all right?
04:24No, no, I'll come with you, I'll come with you.
04:26That's nice, eh?
04:28Do you remember the old days?
04:30Thank you, Rodney.
04:32Oh, yeah, it's lovely seeing you two again.
04:34You know, I always remember that day.
04:36Oh, it was years and years ago.
04:38You'd go round to me man's house in a brand-new freewheel five.
04:40I remember him saying to Uncle Trigg,
04:42this time next year it'll be a Mercedes.
04:44I was so impressed.
04:46Did you ever get the Mercedes?
04:48No, no, I went off them.
04:50I've got a nice little two-seater now.
04:52Two seats, three wheels, it's the same thing, isn't it?
04:56That's right, I let Rodney borrow it sometimes
04:58when he behaves himself
05:00because he can't afford a car of his own.
05:02I mean, what kid can of his age, eh?
05:04So, you're living down in the country then, eh?
05:06Just outside Winchester.
05:08You're still living in the same place?
05:10Yeah, yeah, we're still there.
05:12Listen, you know, before you go home,
05:14you ought to come round to the flat, you know,
05:16and we could have a chat about old times.
05:18You know, you can stay for tea.
05:20Oh, thanks, I'd love to.
05:22I was going to invite you for tea, I know.
05:24How about tomorrow night?
05:26Well, I guess tomorrow's fine by me, sweetheart, yes.
05:30I invited Lisa for tomorrow night.
05:32Yes, I know you did, Rodney, but don't forget,
05:34I did invite Lisa first, you see.
05:36You clearly heard me invite Lisa for tea.
05:38I know, I invited her first.
05:40Look, why don't we all have tea together?
05:42Then the three of us can talk about the old times.
05:44Oh, yeah.
05:46Oh, good.
05:48Hurry up, will you? I want half an hour under there.
05:50Yeah, these ultraviolet rays
05:52contain vitamin E, don't they?
05:58I read somewhere
06:00vitamin E's good for a hangover.
06:02Oh, yeah, well, you made a right
06:04of yourself at that talent contest, didn't you?
06:06Getting up on stage singing that stupid song.
06:08What are you on about?
06:10I won.
06:12You won?
06:14Well, the only one at talent contest...
06:16Who did?
06:18Roy Orbison, here.
06:20Must have been a sympathy vote.
06:22Anyway, I got off all the grubbing
06:24for me and Lisa's tea tonight.
06:26Yes, well, I've made a contribution, too.
06:28Oh, have you?
06:30Well, I got chicken italiano,
06:32cream topping to follow.
06:34What have you bought?
06:36Cheese.
06:38Cheese?
06:40Cheese?
06:42Well, it's a good job I bought all this grub, then, isn't it, eh?
06:44Because it was left up to you, the poor little cow,
06:46to be down for Welsh rabbit.
06:48Well, if you put your hands in your pocket every so often...
06:50Listen, I own the money in this family.
06:52Why don't we two pack it in?
06:54God, you look like a geriatric bull boy.
06:58You two were niggling each other last night
07:00and you've been bickering all the morning.
07:02I'm fed up with you. I'm going down to Lisa's.
07:04Anyway, I'd better go and make sure
07:06we've got enough smashing for Lisa's tea.
07:08Right, I'm going to have a quick tone-up,
07:10a nice shower, and I am sorted.
07:14How do you turn this thing on for half an hour?
07:16On the end there.
07:18Right, got it.
07:20Oh, this is lovely.
07:24Listen to me, Rodney.
07:26I told you once, you remember,
07:28that Grandad and I didn't speak to each other for years.
07:30Yeah.
07:32Well, that was all over a woman.
07:34It was your Aunt Ada.
07:36You're not going to sing again, are you?
07:38I remember me and your Grandad,
07:40we were just like you and Tellboy.
07:42We weren't just brothers, we was mates.
07:44Went everywhere together.
07:46Got up some right capers.
07:48And one night,
07:50we met Ada at the local pally.
07:52She was a beautiful woman.
07:54Bit like Ginger Rogers.
07:56Last time I saw her, she looked more like Fred Astaire.
08:00Well, we both had a couple of dances with her,
08:02and then we both wanted to take her home.
08:04We ended up fighting in the street over her.
08:08He never spoke to me from that day though.
08:12He never spoke to me ever again.
08:14I'm frightened history's going to repeat itself.
08:16I don't want to see that happen to you and Del.
08:22Rodney?
08:24Bloody kids.
08:26Right, Rodney, I'm going to whip down the shops
08:28and get another packet of smash and some brew.
08:30So I want you to...
08:34Oh, he's gone to sleep.
08:36Bless him.
08:40So you want to get a nice tan for the girl then, do you?
08:44I'll give you a nice tan, alright?
08:54I've had too much. I've got to be up early in the morning.
08:56It's alright. A little top of Rooney, eh?
08:58There we go. Come on, Rodney.
09:00Wait, come on. Bring your cheese.
09:02I really think Rodney should go to hospital with his face.
09:04Yeah, I know. I've been telling him that for years.
09:20Oh.
09:24Does your face hurt?
09:26Only when I smile.
09:28Listen, Rodney, I wouldn't stand about
09:30in that suit too long if I were you.
09:32Not with your head. Why not?
09:34Well, he looks like a swan vester.
09:40How's your mum these days, Lisa?
09:42Oh, she's fine, thank you.
09:44Good. Did you know that
09:46years and years and years and years ago
09:48Del used to take your mum out?
09:50Oh, I didn't know that.
09:52We were just little tiny kids then.
09:54What was it you nicknamed her, Del?
09:58It was the Rose of Peckham.
10:00Oh, my mum. I can't wait to tell her.
10:02Well, that's funny, because he told me in the pub.
10:06Do you like going to the flicks?
10:08Oh, the cinema? Oh, yeah.
10:10Have you seen An Officer and a Gentleman?
10:12Oh, yeah.
10:14Oh, that Richard Gere. Isn't he fabulous?
10:16I love the stuff he wears too.
10:18Oh, when he was wearing his uniform.
10:20Simply. Do you know, there definitely is something
10:22about a man in a uniform.
10:24Well, of course you take after your mum there,
10:26because she used to go out with his geezer from the Gas Ball.
10:30I used to be in the army.
10:32Well, cadets.
10:36I used to be a paratrooper.
10:38Didn't I, Rodney?
10:40You made a few drops in your time, Del.
10:42Oh, I didn't know you could do it.
10:44You know, I've got these friends back home
10:46who belong to a hand gliding club.
10:48I love all that.
10:50Well, they're always asking me to try, but the thought of it just terrifies me.
10:52Ah, well, there's nothing to it, no.
10:54I used to free fall from 20,000 feet.
10:56No.
10:58Yeah, didn't used to open my chute till I saw the tops of the trees.
11:00Oh, God.
11:02At night.
11:04You also had your feet tied together
11:06and a hand over one eye, didn't you?
11:08One night, my chute didn't open at all.
11:10Well, what happened?
11:12Well, I had a bad landing.
11:14But fortunately, they teach you how to fall properly,
11:16which is funny, but I've always imagined paratroopers to be,
11:18well, taller.
11:20Yeah, well, he used to be six foot one,
11:22but, like he said, he had a bad landing.
11:26Thank you. Thank you very much, Rodney,
11:28for your observations.
11:30Get out of the kitchen and put the kettle on, will you?
11:32No, no, I've got to be going.
11:34No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:36Oh, well, look, I'll walk you home, right?
11:38No, no, no, no, Rodney, you can't do that.
11:40You can't stand around on street corners with your face.
11:42The traffic will be waiting for you to change to green.
11:44I'll give you a lift home.
11:46Oh, that's nice of you, Doug.
11:48Ah, la tête, c'est moi, as the French would say.
11:50What else could I do for a charming lady, eh?
11:52Why, thank you, kind sir.
11:54Not at all. I'll just go and get the keys, shall I?
11:56Come on.
11:58No, I'm going, I'm going.
12:02Well, it's been really nice seeing you again after all this time.
12:04Oh, I've enjoyed it so much.
12:06You know, shopping and meeting old friends.
12:08Yeah. What time are you off tomorrow?
12:10Oh, I get the ten o'clock train from Waterloo.
12:12I'm meeting those friends I was telling you about.
12:14What, the hang gliders?
12:16I'll just get me jacket.
12:18Yeah.
12:20Um,
12:22I don't mean they'll drive you home tomorrow.
12:24Oh, I couldn't ask you to do that.
12:26Oh, no, no, we'd like it. We'd have a nice day in the country.
12:28Del would jump at the chance.
12:30And I was thinking,
12:32it's Del's 46th birthday soon
12:34and I'd love to give him a real surprise.
12:38Do you know what his ambition is?
12:40What?
12:42To hang glide.
12:44As you know, being the old ex-paratrooper,
12:46it's only natural, isn't it?
12:48So, do you reckon your mates could arrange
12:50for him to have a little flight?
12:52No problem. They'd be delighted.
12:54Oh, that'd be great.
12:58Oh, I can't wait to see his little face.
13:00It'll be our little secret, though, eh?
13:02Sure. Are we back?
13:04Yeah.
13:06Yes, I can't wait to see his little face.
13:08What?
13:12You want me to go up in one of them wing things?
13:14No, no, no.
13:16It's all right. Not today, darling.
13:18No, you see, I'm not in the mood.
13:20You can't wait to get up there, can you? I can see it in your eyes.
13:22Really?
13:24Andy, come over and meet some friends of mine.
13:30I'd like you to meet Del and Rodney.
13:32Oh, nice to meet you.
13:34Hi. Are you OK?
13:38Sorry. It's just you look sort of flushed.
13:42No, no, it's all right.
13:44It's just that his great-granddad was a Comanche.
13:48Well, Lisa tells me you used to be a paratrooper.
13:52Yeah, well, yeah, yeah.
13:54Well, many, many years ago. Now, like, not me.
13:56Well, I've done a bit of free-falling myself.
13:58Nothing in your calibre, of course, but it was great fun.
14:00Yes, terrific.
14:02Well, whenever you're ready, darling.
14:04Eh?
14:06Oh, no, no, no, no, no, that's all right.
14:08Don't want to spoil your fun, Andy. No, that's all right.
14:10I'll stay here, you know, and just watch, eh?
14:12Listen to me, Derek Trotter.
14:14I've arranged all this specially for you.
14:16It's my way of saying thank you for the lovely meal last night.
14:18I wish I could have seen it, Andy.
14:20Yeah? Hang around and you might.
14:26Oh, no, no, no, it's a pleasure.
14:28And we've got some great thermals today.
14:30Thermals? Oh, what a shame. I'm just wearing my ordinary wire front.
14:32No, no, thermals.
14:34You know, warm air.
14:36He's just having you on.
14:38Oh, I see.
14:40Well, I'll get everything ready, then.
14:42Yeah, yeah, OK.
14:46What am I going to do?
14:48Oh, no.
14:50Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
14:52Oh, pickle.
14:54I mean, really, it's a bit of a shame
14:56you ever said you was a paratrooper.
14:58I wish they'd kept my bloody mouth shut.
15:00What's that Andy want to go and stick his hooter
15:02in my affairs for, then, eh?
15:04Well, he thinks he's doing you a favour, doesn't he?
15:06I'm going to land him a dough boy
15:08right round the lug hole before he's much older.
15:14What am I going to do, Rodney?
15:16I can't tell him I'm scared, can I, eh?
15:18No.
15:20You make yourself look a right dipstick
15:22in front of everyone.
15:24You don't fancy having a little fly, then?
15:26No, I do not.
15:28I'm going to put my feet firmly on your old terracotta.
15:32I'll tell him I'm not feeling very well.
15:34Eh, you can't do that.
15:36A green beret with an headache.
15:38Oh, not a problem.
15:40You're going to have to work out on your own, then, aren't you?
15:46Listen, Rodney, now, listen to me.
15:48I know that we haven't been seeing eye to eye in the last few days,
15:50but, I mean, listen to me, we are brothers, after all, aren't we?
15:52I mean, it's blood, isn't it, eh?
15:54It's like Uncle Albert said, he said,
15:56didn't he, eh?
15:58Come on, you reckon, eh? Come on, Rodney, eh?
16:00You're right, Dale. No, you're right.
16:02I mean, stupid arguing, isn't it?
16:04Come on, eh?
16:06Yeah, I thought...
16:08You know it makes sense, don't you, eh?
16:10Come on.
16:12Help me out of this mess, Rodney, please.
16:14Come on, any ideas, anything, eh?
16:16All right, all right, we'll just have a look at the problems, right?
16:18On the one hand, right, you don't want a fly.
16:20Oh, no.
16:22No, no, that's all right.
16:24Right.
16:26Right.
16:28Right, I've got it.
16:30Right, you pretend to be dead keen
16:32to get up in them old clouds, right?
16:34Right, and you put on all the gear
16:36and put yourself in the, you know, glider thing, right?
16:38Then, at the last minute, I come over
16:40from the van, rushing up, right,
16:42and say, we've had an urgent call come through
16:44on our car phone.
16:46There.
16:48It's brutal.
16:50It's brutal, isn't it, eh?
16:52We haven't got a car phone, have we, Toby?
16:54We haven't even got a ruddy car, look.
17:00Who's going to know any different, eh?
17:02And then I say,
17:04you've got to rush back to London immediately,
17:06right, and you act all disappointed.
17:08You go, oh, no, but what can you do?
17:10Right?
17:12And then we're in the van and we're away.
17:14Yeah, good boy, good boy.
17:16Well done, Rodders, well done.
17:18Listen, now, wait a minute, you aren't going to stay here, though, are you?
17:20No, good boy, good boy.
17:22Hang on.
17:24Hey, uh, Andy, come on then,
17:26hurry up, I'm getting a bit impatient to be off,
17:28aren't I?
17:30He don't know, does he?
17:38Oh, yeah,
17:40beautiful, darling, beautiful, yeah.
17:42Now, you remember everything I told you about controlling the glider?
17:44Yeah, don't worry, Andy, it's all up there, down there,
17:46we're dancing.
17:51Uh, what do you reckon,
17:53all the thermals and all that all right up there, Andy?
17:55Oh, no, no, it's one of the best days of the year.
17:57Yeah, that's exactly what I thought.
17:59Well, whenever you're ready, doll.
18:01Ah, right, kushti, kushti.
18:05You're switched on?
18:07Yeah, it's all working, yeah.
18:16Uh, is that, uh,
18:18is that our phone I can hear ringing, Rodney?
18:20Eh?
18:28I said, is,
18:30is that our phone I can hear ringing?
18:32No.
18:36Are you sure?
18:38Yeah.
18:40We ain't got a car phone.
18:48What?
18:52Get up as high as you can, Dale, eh?
18:54You might get a tan.
18:58I'll get you for this, Rodney.
19:00Just see if I don't.
19:05How you going, Dale?
19:07Yeah.
19:09Yeah, I'm, I'm going.
19:11Oh, my God,
19:13oh, bloody hell, oh, God,
19:15oh, ah!
19:19Ah!
19:24Oh.
19:26Ah, I think I'd do this for fun.
19:28Oh, God.
19:30Oh, please, God, please let me get back down,
19:32so I can get up on it.
19:34Please, God, let me get down from here.
19:36It's like, ah, ah, ah.
19:38What's he doing?
19:40Well, where's he going?
19:42I told him to stay close to the ridge.
19:44Well, what's over there?
19:47Get that down, yeah.
19:51He's been missing for 12 hours.
19:5512 hours, that's nearly half a day.
19:57I know.
19:59Got a GCE in maths, haven't I?
20:05Shall I answer it, son?
20:07Yes, please.
20:10What's your date?
20:12Hi, Treg.
20:14Are you all right?
20:16Yeah, I'm fine, no, this is nothing.
20:18Have they found him?
20:20Yeah, they've found him, Dave.
20:22Um, where?
20:24He crashed into a television transmitter in Redhill.
20:29They rushed him to the local hospital.
20:31Oh, my God.
20:33Oh, my God.
20:35Oh, my God.
20:37They rushed him to the local hospital.
20:39X-rays and that.
20:41They tried to phone his next of kin,
20:43but they couldn't get through.
20:45So they found a pub.
20:47Me and Mike got a cab out there.
20:49We'll see you for the fare, son.
20:51No, that's all right, we've got a green line back.
20:54What happened?
20:56Has he broken anything?
20:58Well, they reckon the aerial's beyond repair.
21:03I mean, Dale.
21:05Dale, how's Dale?
21:07You'd better ask him yourself, Dave.
21:14See you got home safely then, Rodney.
21:19Yeah.
21:21Are you all right, Dale?
21:23Is he winding me up or what?
21:26No, no, he's just a bit concerned, that's all, Dale.
21:29Aha.
21:31Here, are you all right?
21:33I'm fine.
21:35So what did the hospital say, son?
21:37They said...
21:39They said I may never walk again.
21:42Rodney...
21:44Rodney, my brother, I...
21:46I know that in your heart of hearts
21:48you never meant to disable me,
21:50and I just want you to know that I won't hold it against you.
21:54All right.
22:03I suppose I'm...
22:05I'm sorry I let you lay under our home solarium all that time
22:09and made you go a bit red.
22:11I suppose...
22:13All right, this is my punishment, innit?
22:15Spend the rest of my life in this wheelchair.
22:19Still, could have been worse, Dale.
22:21How?
22:23My gran had one with a squeaky wheel.
22:30This is all a bit sick, innit?
22:32I mean, you might fall these three, but not me, bruv.
22:34What do you mean, Rodney?
22:36Oh, come off it, Dale.
22:38Two pina coladas, then you'll put on your Eric Clapton LP,
22:40you'll be up and jiving, won't you?
22:42I don't believe this. I don't believe what he's doing to me.
22:44He's torn my world in half, and now he's having a pop at me.
22:46You're right out of order, son.
22:48Oh, listen to me.
22:50Hospitals do not send home paralysed people by bus.
22:56What is it you were after, Dale, eh?
22:58A sympathy from Lisa?
23:00A disabled sticker for the van, eh?
23:04You listen to me, you vicious little git.
23:06I may never walk again for the rest of...
23:12Although I must admit I'm getting some feeling back.
23:18You should never tell them sort of lies, Dale.
23:20You made us go all the way to Redhill, and there's nothing wrong with you.
23:22Well, don't blame me. It was him.
23:24I just wanted to get my own back on this plonker.
23:26Yeah, but when you fancied a smoke on a bus,
23:28you wanted me to carry you up to the top deck.
23:32Oh, no, don't blame me. Don't blame me, Trick.
23:34Just blame him. Him, he's the...
23:36Rodney, I was up there three hours, three bloody hours.
23:38I did loop the loop over Dimchurch.
23:42Their little kids were shouting at me,
23:44there goes the spaceman, the spaceman.
23:48Finally, just when I'd given up hope,
23:50I cluttered into an aerial thing
23:52and fell 50 foot to the ground.
23:54It was only by the grace of God that I landed on something soft.
23:56Yeah, I noticed the bruising round your head.
23:58No, it was not my head.
24:00I landed on a very unfortunate
24:02and very unsuspecting
24:04courting couple.
24:06Are you kidding?
24:08No, which I was.
24:10Due to your vicious mind and general
24:12walliness, they have had to
24:14put their wedding back six months.
24:16And I've had to pay
24:18for a new sunroof in their Sierra.
24:20And as regardless of what
24:22Radio Wendell's are going to do me for for the aerial,
24:26would it help if I said I'm sorry?
24:28No, it would not.
24:30Talking of weddings, that reminds me.
24:32Lisa's invited you to hers.
24:34Well, that's all I need, isn't it?
24:36There's another trip down to Beedonhampshire.
24:40Lisa's getting married?
24:42Yeah, in a couple of months.
24:44That's what she'd come up for, to buy herself a wedding dress
24:46in Oxford Street.
24:48Well, this is all a bit sudden, isn't it?
24:50She's been engaged for over a year.
24:52Some geezer called Andy.
24:54That is a bit of good news, Trigg.
24:56Here, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll open up the pub
24:58and we can have a little celebration drink.
25:00Nice one, mate. You coming, Albert?
25:02Yeah, I'll be there, Sam.
25:04I suppose you two will be joining us.
25:12So she was engaged all the time.
25:18What a couple of wallies!