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00:13:08Oh honey, I'm kidding.
00:13:12But I'm serious about your hobbies.
00:13:16Your passions.
00:13:20The way you used to paint, dance for hours on end
00:13:24on the weekends.
00:13:28Now, on top of everything, you've got to come here and take care of me every day.
00:13:32Stop it mom. You know I love you and I would do anything for you.
00:13:36We don't have money for a nurse.
00:13:37I know, honey.
00:13:40I just feel bad that you've got to spend
00:13:42so much time over here.
00:13:46Only your spoiled sister would step up.
00:13:50She doesn't even visit anymore.
00:13:52She has final exams.
00:13:56Anyway, I think all my issues are from my migraines.
00:14:00They're draining me out.
00:14:04And my sex drive.
00:14:05It wasn't hard to begin with.
00:14:09Then maybe you need to think about
00:14:13when your migraines started.
00:14:25Sweetie-puss.
00:14:31You know, I'm sorry.
00:14:33I really am.
00:14:36I know I should be more understanding.
00:14:41I'm sorry I slapped your dick.
00:14:44Yeah, that was a brand new experience, huh?
00:14:48I know you liked it.
00:14:50I love you, sweetie-puss.
00:14:53I love you too, fish.
00:14:58I was just talking to Max.
00:15:00And he said he had this new experimental drug
00:15:03for migraines.
00:15:06You know I've tried everything.
00:15:08This worked on, like, the most extreme cases.
00:15:10Really?
00:15:12This looks like the real deal.
00:15:14Real shit, you know what I'm saying?
00:15:17I don't know.
00:15:20I'll think about it.
00:15:22Maybe I'll talk to him.
00:15:34And they're afraid?
00:15:35Yes, because they're experimental.
00:15:38And they want to test the reactions and the side
00:15:41effects.
00:15:43Which are?
00:15:45Well, that's a bit of a caveat, really.
00:15:47In some of the test subjects, they've
00:15:49experienced a lot of anxiety, a lot of fear,
00:15:53a lot of anxiety.
00:15:55And they're afraid of being exposed to it.
00:15:58And they're afraid of being exposed to it.
00:16:00And they're afraid of being exposed to it.
00:16:02And they've experienced restlessness,
00:16:06uber high energy, and sleeplessness.
00:16:10That's not so bad.
00:16:12Well, there is another side effect.
00:16:17Yeah.
00:16:18Fuck, Max.
00:16:19Don't keep it on Tinder hoax.
00:16:21Well, you may experience an elevated libido.
00:16:30That will be the day.
00:16:32Anything else?
00:16:33No.
00:16:35No.
00:16:38Well, actually, yes.
00:16:42I mean, yes.
00:16:44It's not just an increased libido.
00:16:48Some of the other subjects, especially the female ones,
00:16:52have experienced an extreme lust for sex,
00:16:59a constant need for sex, craving for sex all day long,
00:17:04just sex, sex, sex, sex, all day long, sex, sex.
00:17:15And you're saying all these subjects
00:17:18had no migraines after taking just one pill?
00:17:27I don't know if I would take the pill, honey.
00:17:29Especially because it's so experimental.
00:17:31I don't know.
00:17:32Maybe try it for a couple of days and see how you feel.
00:17:34Fuck, sis.
00:17:35If I had headaches every day, I would most def try it.
00:17:37Lady, stop.
00:17:38Oh.
00:17:39Oh.
00:17:40Yummy.
00:17:42Yes, that's what some ladies told me
00:17:44after getting the special Anthony treatment.
00:17:51Wow, you should really be a porn star.
00:17:53This is just the beginning.
00:17:55Look.
00:17:57Yeah, baby.
00:17:58Yes.
00:17:58God.
00:18:00OK, OK, I think we've gotten the talents, OK?
00:18:03But see Helen and Susan over here, they're lesbians.
00:18:08And Lola over there, she has big dicks.
00:18:17And I'm married and have four kids.
00:18:25Oh.
00:18:26Oh, whoa, wait.
00:18:27What the fuck did you bitches do to Anthony?
00:18:28OK, girls, I think it's time to leave.
00:18:30Yeah.
00:18:31What?
00:18:32What the fuck happened?
00:18:33My god.
00:18:36That was crazy.
00:18:38Did you see?
00:18:39Come on.
00:18:45You want to end up like this guy back there?
00:18:48What do you mean?
00:18:49That's how all men are, no?
00:18:51Always thinking about sex, and therefore
00:18:53they have no other brain activity
00:18:55left for anything else, right?
00:18:57And as you said, this is the biggest side
00:19:00effect of your migraine pill, a crazy libido.
00:19:06I mean, you don't even know if this is the worst side effect.
00:19:08You could become suicidal or even homicidal, right?
00:19:55I don't know.
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00:57:06Right? Incredibly satisfying.
00:57:16Right? Incredibly satisfying.
00:57:26There was a wonderful kiss, the best I had in a long time.
00:57:34There was a wonderful kiss, the best I had in a long time.
00:57:44There was a wonderful kiss, the best I had in a long time.
00:57:54Thank you for a wonderful day. I really enjoyed every second of it.
00:58:04Thank you for a wonderful day. I really enjoyed every second of it.
00:58:14No way. I don't know. It's strange.
00:58:20Maybe that's a good thing. You know, touch a person's soul before you touch their body.
00:58:26That's the way it's supposed to be, right?
00:58:30In your fairy fantasy world, where having sex means to stroke the wings of each other.
00:58:34I mean, cum shot means sprinkling some fairy dust or some shit.
00:58:40Just make fun of me. Because your own love life is so wonderful, right?
00:58:44I don't need douchebags. I just want their cums.
00:58:47That's exactly the medicine I need right now.
00:58:49Well, go and get it. What's the issue?
00:58:51A couple of days ago, a stranger approached me on the street.
00:58:55And?
00:58:57He asked me if I was the girl who likes to fuck.
00:59:01What?
00:59:03And then he asked if I want to fuck him.
00:59:05Oh, holy shit. You are officially the number one Jersey City whore.
00:59:11What did you say?
00:59:13I slapped him in the face.
00:59:15Well, I was warning you.
00:59:17What else I was supposed to do?
00:59:19No, you did not.
00:59:21You are crazier than I thought.
00:59:23For the past few weeks, I fucked so many guys, I went from tampon regular to ultra.
00:59:29Oh, God.
00:59:31I think I need to go incognito.
00:59:33Like, wear some big glasses and a wig and maybe go be a virgin.
00:59:39You are killing me.
00:59:41You are killing me.
00:59:43I'm going to open an online dating account and start dating guys from there.
00:59:49Will you wear your dark glasses when you fuck?
00:59:51Hell yeah. It's not like I want to see their stupid faces.
00:59:55Oh, my God.
00:59:59So, if I may ask, is it too bright in here?
01:00:05Actually, yes. I'm sorry. I have an eye disease.
01:00:09I mean, I wish I could see your eyes, you know?
01:00:13Yeah, right. Like, you really want to see that and not this.
01:00:18Okay. I mean, they're really nice, too, but it's just...
01:00:25You want to order something?
01:00:27Look, how could you possibly do something so off the charts?
01:00:31I mean, with her sister. Come on.
01:00:33Yeah, thanks. You don't have to rub it in my face, all right?
01:00:35But it's hopefully over now, right?
01:00:38Dina doesn't answer the phone, texts, nothing.
01:00:42Man, you are incredible.
01:00:44Anyhow, we have to end our experiment. This is taking too long.
01:00:48Things we did, man. You should have seen that. She was a fucking machine.
01:00:52Yeah, and the dream is over. We have to finish this now. Do you hear me?
01:00:55We can't continue this placebo experiment. It's unethical and wrong. Finished. Okay?
01:01:01No, man. I mean, are you crazy?
01:01:03Nobody got hurt, right? It was just a sugar pill.
01:01:06No, man. And going back to a no-sex-fluid pill? No. You should have seen her, man.
01:01:10It was a fucking dream, all right? The things we did?
01:01:16No, no, no.
01:01:22Oh, my fucking God.
01:01:27I'm so sorry, sir. I'm such a clumsy daisy.
01:01:33Did it hurt? Did it hurt, you motherfucker? You piece of shit asshole?
01:01:40Did it hurt? You! You!
01:01:46Get up, bitch. It's time to fuck.
01:01:53Okay, fish. Stick it in and fuck me as hard as you can.
01:01:56Okay, can you help me out here?
01:01:58What?
01:01:59I don't know. Some bitch ate.
01:02:00You either fuck me in a minute or I'm out. Okay, bitch?
01:02:04All right, all right.
01:02:08All right, just give me a sec, all right?
01:02:19Give me a sec, give me a sec. I'm almost done.
01:02:30Fuck.
01:03:01Fuck.
01:03:23Athena?
01:03:26Athena, you okay?
01:03:28Athena?
01:03:30Athena?
01:03:35Come on, come on. Let's go.
01:03:42It was all fake.
01:03:45I don't know what you're talking about.
01:04:01Athena, I'm not sure this is a really good idea, okay?
01:04:13Right now, this is the only thing I'm sure about.
01:04:30Okay.
01:05:01Fuck.
01:05:23Jeez, you know, I don't know what to say.
01:05:25I mean, what they did to you is really disgusting.
01:05:28Are you gonna sue them?
01:05:30No.
01:05:31Why not? I mean, what they did is pretty much a crime.
01:05:34Oh, I have some nice ideas for a payback.
01:05:38Suing would be too easy for those idiots.
01:05:42And they surely deserve it.
01:05:45Will you let me know what you're gonna do to them?
01:05:47It depends.
01:05:49On what?
01:05:51On how nice you're going to be with me.
01:05:53Come with me.
01:05:55What do you mean?
01:05:56On the trip. Come with me. Join me.
01:05:59Hey, you're crazy. You know I don't have money.
01:06:01Forget about the money, okay? I'll take care of everything.
01:06:04I can even hire the best nurses to take care of your mother.
01:06:07Yes, but what happens when I come back?
01:06:09I don't have a job and I probably don't have an apartment.
01:06:12And I have to start from the beginning.
01:06:15Look, I'm 100% sure that I want you to come with me on this trip, okay?
01:06:19And I can take care of you for years to come until you get back on your feet.
01:06:23Even for the rest of your life. I mean...
01:06:27Let's not argue and just enjoy the moment.
01:06:41We sent the invitations out too, right?
01:06:43Yep. Everything is organized.
01:06:46It's all... No worries.
01:06:48I don't think I'm gonna make it to the opening.
01:06:50I'll stop it. You'll see everything will be wonderful.
01:06:53Besides, it's always hard for the first time.
01:06:57Hey.
01:07:00Ew.
01:07:01What?
01:07:07Hey, Susan.
01:07:09Hmph!
01:07:13Hey, sweetie.
01:07:15What the fuck do you want?
01:07:16Hey.
01:07:25Sweetie, listen.
01:07:27You gotta give me a minute, alright?
01:07:30I don't have the words to express the pain and the anguish, okay?
01:07:37You know, with that Helen stuff and that other thing...
01:07:41Even if my intentions were right, I fucked up, okay?
01:07:45The other thing?
01:07:46You fucking asshole!
01:07:47Do you have an idea what I went through when I found out?
01:07:51Huh? You motherfucker!
01:07:53I can't imagine, okay?
01:07:55And that's why I'm so sorry.
01:07:58What do you think this is?
01:07:59A cheesy romantic comedy?
01:08:01You come here with flowers and chocolates and it's all hunky-dory?
01:08:05We're gonna live happily until the end of our fucking lives?
01:08:08Listen.
01:08:09You're angry, okay?
01:08:11And the thing with Helen, that was just an escape.
01:08:14Oh, an escape.
01:08:16An escape to her warm, cozy, rotten cup!
01:08:20It's over, okay?
01:08:21I finished it.
01:08:22I love you.
01:08:23And only you, okay?
01:08:26You gotta believe me.
01:08:32Listen.
01:08:33I understand what I did, okay?
01:08:35And that's why I went into fucking hyper-mode and fully thought about my actions, alright?
01:08:41I'm still so confused about this entire fucking thing.
01:08:45My life right now is fucked up.
01:08:49I know, sweetie.
01:08:51That's why you gotta give me a second chance, alright?
01:08:54It'll all be different now.
01:08:58If you're expecting answer right now, you're wrong.
01:09:02Sweetie-puss, I love you, okay?
01:09:05I'll wait forever.
01:09:06Just please, think about it.
01:09:10Okay.
01:09:25I would love to pull his ballsack around his silly neck and strangle him.
01:09:31But that's just me.
01:09:35That's actually an interesting image.
01:09:38But what about this Victor guy?
01:09:42He sounds intriguing.
01:09:43Somebody I'd root for.
01:09:47Actually, he's a real darling.
01:09:51So do you feel something for him?
01:09:54Love?
01:09:56That's the thing.
01:09:59I'm so confused.
01:10:00My feelings are all mixed up.
01:10:07Darling.
01:10:10You are a wonderful, beautiful, very strong woman.
01:10:21It's time you fought back all those people who messed with you.
01:10:27And take control of your life.
01:10:29And enjoy life with somebody who really appreciates you for exactly who you are.
01:10:42Call him, what are you waiting for?
01:10:44I don't know.
01:10:45Damn, why doesn't he just call me?
01:10:48Well, because Theo's probably as timid as you are.
01:10:51God, isn't that a match.
01:10:53Well, we invited him to the opening.
01:10:56Well, we invited him to the opening, right?
01:10:59And if he shows up, that will be the indication if he's interested or not.
01:11:06Holy fuck.
01:11:07Have you seen the devil?
01:11:10Yes.
01:11:13Wait, really?
01:11:14Oh, come on, Susan.
01:11:16No, I better not say anything.
01:11:19Stop being so overdramatic and fuck, just say it.
01:11:22Okay, well, I saw Jacob.
01:11:26Well, I guess that's unavoidable.
01:11:29Jersey City is not a big place.
01:11:32And he wasn't alone?
01:11:35No, don't say it.
01:11:37Yes.
01:11:38No.
01:11:39Yes, he was with that cunt, Helen.
01:11:41What? Motherfucker, really?
01:11:45Embracing and kissing and all that shit.
01:11:49You know what, that's it.
01:11:51I'm done, okay?
01:11:53I'm going to go and pay a visit to someone special.
01:11:57I would not want to be that somebody.
01:11:59Do you think she's going to Helen or Jacob?
01:12:02No idea.
01:12:03But I wouldn't want to be either of them.
01:12:07Stop, stop, you can't enter. He's got a patient.
01:12:09We need to talk now.
01:12:11God damn it, are you out of your fucking mind?
01:12:15Mr. Bleeker, didn't I tell you to take a laxative?
01:12:17God damn it.
01:12:20Are you completely nuts? What the fuck are you doing?
01:12:23You better shut the fuck up after what you did to me.
01:12:27You're going to do something for me now.
01:12:29You're going to do the same thing to Jacob you did to me.
01:12:32What?
01:12:33You are going to give Jacob a placebo pill.
01:12:36He won't fall for it, not after...
01:12:38Well, you know why.
01:12:40He's not that stupid.
01:12:42Oh, he will.
01:12:44You will convince him.
01:12:45You will call him for a yearly checkup exam.
01:12:48And then you're going to tell him that he has a brain tumor.
01:12:51You're nuts.
01:12:53No fucking way, I'm not going to do it.
01:12:55Oh, I'm going to go to press.
01:12:58I'm going to tell your wife.
01:13:00After I'm done with you,
01:13:02I will not be surprised if they won't let you practice on some fucked up guinea pigs.
01:13:07Oh, and this is not all, my dear Max.
01:13:10After you tell him he has brain cancer,
01:13:12you are going to tell him that you have an experimental pill for him.
01:13:17How am I going to convince him that he's got cancer?
01:13:21Oh, you fucking convinced me, right?
01:13:24He's your friend. He'll trust you.
01:13:26Just take some x-rays from a sick person or something.
01:13:31And after that, you are going to tell him about the serious side effects.
01:13:41I don't know, guys, I feel really stupid.
01:13:43All this makeup, this dress, the heels, it's not me.
01:13:46I don't even know if Theo's going to show up.
01:13:48Oh, stop it, babe.
01:13:52Theo, hi, thank you for coming.
01:13:55Namaste, thank you so much for the invitation, really.
01:13:59And wow, you are a talented photographer.
01:14:02I love it.
01:14:04You are an amazing photographer.
01:14:07I'm so glad you're here.
01:14:09I'm so glad you're here.
01:14:11I'm so glad you're here.
01:14:13I'm so glad you're here.
01:14:15I'm so glad you're here.
01:14:17I'm so glad you're here.
01:14:19You are a talented photographer.
01:14:21I love what I'm seeing.
01:14:23Oh, you're so cute, thank you.
01:14:25But I don't know if it's true.
01:14:27Of course it's true.
01:14:29Oh, really, you are truly blessed.
01:14:31I love what I'm seeing.
01:14:33And Athena, I love your collages.
01:14:35I really do.
01:14:37Thanks, Theo, you're too kind.
01:14:39Did you come with Victor?
01:14:41I haven't seen him all week, but I am sure he's going to show.
01:14:45Thank you for the show and other beautiful views.
01:14:49Wow, I'm so impressed by your work.
01:14:52The colors, the composition, incredible.
01:14:56Hey, guys.
01:14:58I'm so glad you could make it.
01:15:01Well, thanks for the invite.
01:15:03I'm not sure if you were serious in your text.
01:15:07This is not a joke, right?
01:15:09As I wrote, we're okay.
01:15:12Guys, I think you guys are a better couple than we ever were.
01:15:17Okay, I guess so.
01:15:19I have something for you.
01:15:21I made this for you.
01:15:23What is it?
01:15:25Your favorite cucumber salad.
01:15:27Your favorite, I made just for you.
01:15:30You're joking.
01:15:31What is this, the health?
01:15:33You didn't shit in it, right?
01:15:35Don't be silly.
01:15:37Who wouldn't taste shit in a pie?
01:15:40You're so ridiculous anyway.
01:15:42Yeah, maybe later.
01:15:44I made it just for you as a sign of peace.
01:15:48Okay, I guess so.
01:15:51Try it.
01:15:58Wow.
01:16:00Yeah, it's really good. Thanks, Athena.
01:16:02You're very welcome.
01:16:06Enjoy the show. Would you excuse me?
01:16:11Hey, Fish, I'm so glad you made it.
01:16:14Of course, babe. I wouldn't miss your show for anything.
01:16:16How are you guys doing?
01:16:18Very good. I didn't sell anything, but Susan did.
01:16:21That's awesome. I'm so glad for you guys.
01:16:24And you'll sell the collage soon.
01:16:26I can't wait to see your artwork.
01:16:28Damn, you look so damn breathtaking.
01:16:32Listen, I just came to tell you something.
01:16:35I love you.
01:16:37I love you.
01:16:39You know, I feel the same way.
01:16:43I mean, I love you, too.
01:16:48I'm sorry I interrupted you.
01:16:50I just wanted to tell you that I'll be leaving soon.
01:16:54Oh.
01:16:55You know, the trip.
01:16:57When?
01:16:58In about a month.
01:17:00And I got you a ticket, too.
01:17:04It's from Newark to Paris.
01:17:06See, I thought that since you've never been to Europe,
01:17:09we can start our trip in Paris,
01:17:11and then, you know, we can spend some time in Europe
01:17:13and visit the major cities and then go to Moscow,
01:17:16and then from there we can take the Trans-Siberian Express.
01:17:20I mean, look, to be honest,
01:17:23I'm just not sure that I want to live without you.
01:17:27Ever since we had our night together,
01:17:30I can't stop thinking about you.
01:17:34Can you wait here for a second?
01:17:36Sure.
01:17:40Actually, there's something else you can do for me.
01:17:43Okay.
01:17:44What?
01:17:45You're going to watch Mom while I'm gone.
01:17:47Okay.
01:17:48No, Athena, you know how I am.
01:17:50You owe me one.
01:17:52Okay.
01:17:54Yeah.
01:18:04Okay.
01:18:17Are you nervous?
01:18:19No, not really.
01:18:21Excited.
01:18:23And a little bit sad.
01:18:25It's been a long time since I left JC.
01:18:28I think I'm going to miss it.
01:18:30Oh, I don't know about that.
01:18:44Nice day today, isn't it, sir?
01:18:46Do you think you can stay here?
01:18:48Fuck you!
01:18:55What's so funny?
01:18:57Nothing.
01:19:00I just had a thought about Jacob.
01:19:02Okay.
01:19:04Oh, it's not like that.
01:19:09I organized a little payback.
01:19:13I see.
01:19:14You did mention something about revenge.
01:19:16You are a little devil after all, aren't you?
01:19:19No.
01:19:21Maybe a little.
01:19:30Okay.
01:20:01You okay?
01:20:03Yeah, fuck me, stud!
01:20:12Alright.
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