Saving Rock - 節約ロック - E9
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00:00I'm probably going to die at the age of 25, but at that time, I'm sure I'm going to live as I want to live.
00:09Sid Vicious
00:13My name is Takao Matsumoto.
00:15I'm trying to save money to get back my ex-girlfriend Makiko, who left me with ice cream because of my rock personality.
00:22Hey!
00:23I love it.
00:24Really?
00:25There's brown sugar on the spoon.
00:29Let's drink together.
00:30Of course.
00:31Drink!
00:33Wait a minute.
00:34Yes.
00:47Hello?
00:49Hey, Takao.
00:52What are you doing now?
00:54I'm eating.
00:57With whom?
00:59A colleague.
01:03What?
01:04It doesn't matter who you're eating with, does it?
01:07Oh, no.
01:08If you don't have anything to do, don't hang up.
01:10Wait a minute.
01:11No, I'm sorry.
01:26Sid Vicious
01:43You're definitely a liar.
01:49Who is that guy?
01:52Good morning.
01:54Good morning.
01:55What?
01:56Did you stop wearing rock clothes?
01:59Yes.
02:00Someone told me that I look better in rock clothes.
02:05I'm sorry about the other day.
02:06About Mr. Kuwata.
02:07Oh, the recorder?
02:09It was so gross that I got goose bumps.
02:12Goose bumps?
02:13But I got over it.
02:14Because I got a boyfriend.
02:16Really?
02:19That's great.
02:21Good morning.
02:24Hey, everybody.
02:25Mr. Kuwata?
02:26Today?
02:27The meeting with the president is meeting.
02:30It's going to be a big business.
02:32What?
02:33Kuwata.
02:34I decided to start a new company.
02:37That's great.
02:39Power of love from Kaori.
02:44Rin-chan.
02:45Please forget about the other day.
02:48Because...
02:51Kuwata.
02:53Maximum happiness.
03:01It's so gross.
03:03It's okay.
03:04I'm glad that I'm back.
03:08Takao-chan.
03:09You should come too.
03:11The president wants you.
03:13Come on.
03:14What's up?
03:15Actually...
03:16I got a big offer from a small agency like ours.
03:20Even Indians are surprised.
03:22What's the big offer?
03:24Do you want to know?
03:25Should I tell you?
03:26What should I do?
03:27It's a hassle.
03:28Then I'll tell you.
03:30It's a commercial for a company in Uchida Town.
03:33It's a big deal.
03:34It's a big deal.
03:35It's a big deal.
03:36It's a big deal.
03:37It's a big deal.
03:38It's a big deal.
03:39It's a big deal.
03:40It's a big deal.
03:41It's a big deal.
03:42It's a big deal.
03:43It's a big deal.
03:44It's a big deal.
03:45It's a big deal.
03:46I'm a commercial for a company.
03:48In Uchida Town.
03:49It's a big deal.
03:50It's a big deal.
03:51It's a big deal.
03:52The budget for every big company is...
03:54300million!
03:56300 million yen?
03:57From 300million yen?
03:58My mouth is going to grow.
04:02I want a colonel.
04:03This!
04:06You also become a power.
04:08Are you okay?
04:09I got this.
04:11Ready.
04:12Hey, why me?
04:17President Uchida himself wants to have a meeting.
04:20Mr. Matsumoto, go with Mr. Kuwata.
04:22What?
04:23This is the president's order.
04:28Mr. Fukamurasaki has arrived.
04:31Come in.
04:32Excuse me.
04:34I've been waiting for you.
04:44Welcome to our company.
04:48This guy...
04:51Thank you for coming.
04:54It's an honor to meet you.
04:58I'm Uchida. Nice to meet you.
05:01Nice to meet you, too.
05:05Great.
05:07I offered 300 million yen, but you can offer more.
05:11Mr. Kuwata wants to know more about our company,
05:15so I'll show you around.
05:18This way, please.
05:2021,3564,000 yen.
05:34Do you know what that number is?
05:37It's my personal income from last month.
05:40What?
05:4121,752 yen.
05:45What's this?
05:47It's your personal income from last month, Mr. Matsumoto.
05:52Why?
05:53You're one in a million.
05:57What?
05:58You're one in a million.
06:02What?
06:03You're worth one in ten thousand.
06:14You still don't get it?
06:17You came here because you were guided by me.
06:21I wanted to show you my power.
06:25I'll get right to the point.
06:28I don't want you to see Makiko Oguro again.
06:32Are you dating her?
06:34Dating her?
06:38I want to marry her.
06:40Marry her?
06:41You can't make her happy.
06:45How can you be so sure?
06:47What car do you have?
06:50I don't have one.
06:51Lamborghini Aventador.
06:54When was your last trip?
06:56Last year, Hakone.
06:57Papua New Guinea, Canada, Madagascar.
07:02There are too many rumors about you and me.
07:05In addition to that, I have a lot of savings.
07:08I have a big house.
07:09I have a fixed income.
07:10I own a car.
07:12In short, I'm like this.
07:15This is me.
07:17This is you.
07:19Oh, my God!
07:20Do you understand now?
07:23Makiko is not the kind of person who chooses her partner based on her salary and savings.
07:28Then why did Makiko leave you?
07:32No matter how many beautiful things there are,
07:35this is what women want in the end.
07:38This is the size of this.
07:42Salary, savings, and the charm of a man.
07:48One in ten thousand.
07:51One in ten thousand.
07:54You are one in ten thousand.
08:03If you're upset, try to beat me.
08:06This guy is a crazy bastard.
08:10Right!
08:15You can say whatever you want.
08:18If I get serious, I'll make a lot of money.
08:25Yes.
08:28Good evening.
08:29Inaba-kun?
08:30I want you to eat something.
08:32Can I come in?
08:34Yes, of course.
08:40The case of Yusaku Uchida is a big deal for Inaba.
08:47Inaba-kun, can I talk to you for a moment?
08:51What is it?
08:55We have a great rival.
09:00What kind of rival?
09:02Actually, Makiko Oguro is my ex-girlfriend.
09:06Oh, really?
09:10And there's a guy who's after her right now.
09:14What?
09:15What does that have to do with me?
09:17You like Makiko, don't you?
09:20Wait a minute.
09:22It's true that Oguro-san is a wonderful woman.
09:25But I don't have that kind of feeling.
09:27Really?
09:29You don't have to hide it because she's my ex-girlfriend.
09:38I have no choice but to say it.
09:46The person I like is closer to me.
09:50Closer?
09:55Why are you hesitating?
09:58Matsumoto-san, you're surprisingly sensible.
10:03No way.
10:05This guy is after me after all.
10:09Is that possible?
10:14Yes.
10:16It's kind of cute.
10:18Wait a minute.
10:19If you think about it, if the hurdle is higher for Makiko,
10:22is there a need to keep Makiko?
10:24Is it possible to change your mind?
10:26Can you open up a new world?
10:44It's Rin-chan.
10:49What?
10:50What?
10:52What?
10:54What?
10:55Didn't Rin-chan tell you that she has a boyfriend?
11:01She did.
11:03That's...
11:04That's me.
11:06When I talked to her, it turned out to be a hobby.
11:09She's into saving money lately.
11:11She's praising my savings.
11:13That's my influence.
11:15I'm sorry for being quiet.
11:18Matsumoto-san, there was a time when you lived with Rin-chan.
11:22I was wondering if I could talk to you.
11:25Not at all.
11:27Don't worry about me.
11:29I'm glad.
11:31Yes.
11:33Even though I'm suffering, it looks like you're having fun.
11:37By the way, who is this person who's after Oguro-san?
11:43He's the president of Uchida Town.
11:46That rich guy?
11:48He's thinking of getting married.
11:50He's after Makiko for money.
11:53I don't think Oguro-san would fall for that.
11:57Then why did Makiko-san leave you?
12:02Besides, no matter how rich he is,
12:05Matsumoto-san has to save money.
12:07Let's work hard from a small place.
12:10Today, let's eat eel rice bowl that can be made without eel.
12:16No, I'm sorry.
12:18It's not the time to save money.
12:21What?
12:22I need a large amount of money.
12:26After all, saving money is like
12:29accumulating 5 yen, 10 yen, and so on.
12:33No matter how hard you try, you can't make money.
12:38Instead of saving money,
12:40you have to find a way to make money.
12:46Then I'll go home today.
12:50What?
12:52Wait, Inaba-kun!
12:55I'm not saving money because I want to make money.
13:02I'm saving money because I like saving money.
13:15Episode 2
13:19What?
13:20Hey, Inaba-kun!
13:22I found a great video.
13:24What is it?
13:26This.
13:28Seik! Seik! Seik! Seik!
13:32Is this Matsumoto-san?
13:34Yes.
13:38I'm a saving YouTuber,
13:42Matsumoto TKO!
13:45A saving YouTuber?
13:48My specialty is saving.
13:53I'm so nervous.
13:55But why are you a YouTuber?
13:57Maybe I was looking for a way to make money.
14:02Matsumoto TKO's
14:05Unagi-making eel bowl!
14:11Unagi-making eel bowl!
14:13He said it twice.
14:14This is what I'm going to make at Matsumoto-san's house.
14:17What?
14:18It's just eel!
14:20Thief.
14:22First, grate the potatoes.
14:26Then,
14:28add the hanpen.
14:31Then, grate it together.
14:35Put it on top of the seaweed,
14:36and fry it in a frying pan.
14:44Then, put it on top of rice,
14:46and pour the eel sauce.
14:50It's done!
14:52Let's try it.
14:58Wow!
14:59It's good!
15:02It's an eel jewel box!
15:05What do you mean?
15:06There's a talent who says this phrase.
15:10You're cheating!
15:12Arrest him!
15:14I'm glad you didn't quit saving money.
15:20A few days after I uploaded the video,
15:23I got 4 views.
15:26Out of those, I got 3 views.
15:30I'm the only one who watched it!
15:34I'm the only one who watched it!
15:37The ones with the most views are the extreme ones.
15:42I'm the only one who watched it!
15:44I'm the only one who watched it!
15:46I'm the only one who watched it!
15:48This is a recipe for a good night's sleep.
15:55Hey, Inoki.
15:56Takao-san is uploading again.
15:58Really?
15:59Yes.
16:00Today's ingredients are a bit out of season.
16:04This.
16:08T-shirts!
16:10T-shirts?
16:13Today,
16:15I'm going to make ginger-grilled t-shirts
16:17using summer ingredients, t-shirts.
16:20Do people who like saving eat t-shirts?
16:22No, I've never heard of it.
16:24I've never heard of it.
16:27This is an episode where I eat t-shirts
16:29that a comedian talked about on TV.
16:32This is the ultimate recipe for saving money.
16:35It's a special experiment
16:37that combines both saving and extreme.
16:40The number of views will definitely increase.
16:45I'm going to cut the t-shirts into bite-sized pieces.
16:51I'm going to put them in the frying pan.
16:54What an idea.
16:55I've never seen a place where t-shirts are being fried.
16:58When it's brown,
17:00just mix it with soy sauce and grated ginger.
17:04If you fry the chopped onions together,
17:07the t-shirts will become soft.
17:10It's a two-dimensional effect.
17:12It's done.
17:13This is ginger-grilled t-shirts.
17:17Are you really going to eat it?
17:19I'll eat it right away.
17:26I dropped it again.
17:30It's delicious.
17:38I have a lot of abdominal pain.
17:41But I've worked hard so far.
17:44The number of views is amazing.
17:50Oh, my God.
17:53It's done.
17:55That was close.
18:01I'm so tired.
18:05It costs money to go to the hospital.
18:08I want something like medicine.
18:13But I can't move.
18:15I can't move.
18:18Someone, help me.
18:22Inaba.
18:30I don't have anyone to rely on now.
18:37It's done.
18:45Here you go.
18:46This is a porridge with a lot of eggs and green onions.
18:53It's rare for you to catch a cold.
18:56If I get a good injection at the hospital, I'll get better soon.
18:59If you spend money like that, you won't get better.
19:02If you're a rock'n'roller, you'll get better.
19:05Yes.
19:13It's delicious.
19:15It was delicious, Maru.
19:17Right?
19:24I wonder if I can't see Makiko anymore.
19:36I can't get a cable.
19:39I can't turn on the light.
19:41I can't do anything.
19:46What?
19:47But I'm saving a lot of money now.
19:51I can't sit down.
19:53I can't drink water.
19:55I can't take a shower, so I can't pay the water bill.
19:59I don't need an electric bill.
20:02I've noticed something amazing.
20:06The biggest saving is not living.
20:11I want to live, so I want to be greedy and spend money.
20:16Then I...
20:19Do you want to die?
20:24Death?
20:26It's not death.
20:28It's white vicious.
20:30White vicious?
20:32You have a terrible face.
20:35I have a good idea.
20:37Take some medicine.
20:39Is it a cold medicine?
20:41No.
20:42There's an old man with a bad tooth.
20:45He's a crazy old man.
20:47He's so small and cute.
20:49He's a cute old man with a bad tooth.
20:53Drink it.
20:54I won't drink it.
20:55What's wrong with you?
20:57Drink it.
20:59Humans won't die someday.
21:02Do you know what I left behind?
21:06I'll probably die when I'm 25.
21:10But at that time, I should have lived as I wanted to live.
21:15As a result, I died when I was 21.
21:18I've lived my life.
21:20I've lived my life without regret.
21:24Maybe I should die like this.
21:29I'll die with the best savings.
21:36That's the best ending as a savings locker.
21:43Then...
21:47Do you want to die?
21:53Yes.
21:56I'll wait for you over there.
22:06Is this okay?
22:09This is my last savings locker.
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