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00:00Oh
00:11Amanda has just gone and it's hard for me because she has become one of my best friends and I'm gonna miss her a lot
00:20You have fun cleaning this mirror you bitch you better fucking win so I can at least say the winner sent me to the house
00:30Q how you feeling, baby?
00:31I'm honestly surprised to just be in the bottom this early in the competition
00:36Cuz it's not like where I saw myself, but you won't see me here again
00:40I was in the top three weeks in a row. So this week was definitely a fall from grace
00:46Which is not my fantasy
00:48But I'm just gonna take that all in and use it as a fuel for me to keep on succeeding in the future
00:53So watch out
00:55Congratulations team thick and stare
00:58I think it's safe to say that all of us underestimated you
01:03And I'm happy you guys did. I'm really glad that you guys all have a quarter of a win now
01:08What's more than you don't?
01:12I feel very happy to finally not have been in the bottom this week and you know finally won something
01:17It was a shared win, but I will take it
01:19Honestly when y'all left like you got saved by the bell because we all had to you know
01:24Throw a sister under the bus and say who we thought deserved to go home
01:27I know during on top you and tsunami had a little moment because you had mentioned her name
01:32I just said Amanda his worst critiques and maybe tsunami just cuz they're not making like a really big
01:39Statement in this competition yet in your opinion
01:42It's not shit. It's like
01:45I don't know why you're getting so mad. I'm allowed to feel the way I want. Okay. Yeah
01:51Okay
01:53Part of me was like, you know, I fucked this bitch cuz I don't give a fuck what you have to say about me
01:57We had to say a name and it wasn't said in malice
01:59We have to say a name you said to but you know, I'm not gonna hold you back for that
02:04Do I feel like she was right and say my name no
02:08But will I take the note and see if there's truth in it? Yes, cuz I'm a smart bitch
02:14Lane, who are you gonna pick on now that Amanda's gone?
02:19You know what we're turning a new leaf
02:23Tafir offered me some words of wisdom today. It's not always necessary to read a bitch down. So
02:29Going forward. I'm gonna give people a chance now. I
02:34Will believe it when I see it personally. Well, dawd, honey, you want to talk about Shady?
02:40Plane says that she's gonna turn a new leaf and I don't believe that for a fucking second bitch
02:44Oh, sir, but this is RuPaul's Drag Race. So you never know what the fuck's gonna happen
02:51Russian hookah Russian hookah
02:54She was just in the top three times and now she landed in the bottom. So nobody should feel comfortable at all
03:05Another day in the cotton candy factory, it's a new day in the workroom and honestly, I'm ready for these bitches
03:11So start leaving so I can get closer to my crown, you know morphine. I just want to say girl
03:16You're so much more than a BBL. I
03:19Want you to know that you are more than a BBL I'm more than just one I'm a second round
03:24Yeah, who has had work done? So my cheekbones are natural. My lips have been pumped to Jesus
03:30Your lips are pumped
03:32What do you have done tsunami just a little Botox on the lips. Uh-huh half a syringe not a full one
03:38Is this a season of lip fillers, honey? It may be the season of lip fillers, but nobody hears filler
03:49Oh
04:02Hey dolly
04:05Ain't nobody got time for brats. So keep your rainbow bright and
04:10You could be living in a Malibu dream house
04:19Hello, hello, hello
04:24Lady Ken, please. Welcome Spain's most exciting
04:28exports actress singer and one of the greatest flamenco guitarist in the world
04:34Oh
04:47My god icon the legend the star Charo is here that woman her batteries do not run out
04:53I'll have what she's having
04:59Every time I hear your name I got bumps all over my goose
05:05Queens for today's mini challenge Charo is going to test your coochie-coochie
05:11uniqueness nerve and talent in our Spanish fly girl flamenco dance contest
05:19Brought to you by the Tourism Board of Spain
05:24Spain is a hugely popular tourist destination for the
05:28LGBTQ community and here are two reasons why Oh pit crew
05:35Oh
05:38Say hola to Alfredo and Tiago
05:43They will be your flamenco dance partners, but first you've got 30 minutes to get into quick flamenco dress
05:51Oh
05:57Y'all need to be careful
05:58Baby, I do flamenco back at home and I'm a huge fan of Charo and I'm feeling my Murcia vibes, you know
06:05They're Latina
06:06Española. Oh my god, where my booty blenders booty blenders girl. You were not just a BBL but mostly
06:12Lady Ken's time is up. Are you ready?
06:19Geneva and Alfredo
06:22For me flamenco is very similar to Mexican folklore. So of course, I know the little skirt movements and you give it to me with
06:29the eyes
06:31Just call her Vicky Christina Barcelona
06:35Don and Tiago. Oh
06:38I
06:39Love to flamenco dance and I'm going to be very good at it
06:44Yeah, girl, it's sarcasm
06:49Morphine and Alfredo
06:58Maya and Tiago
07:00Oh
07:06Saphira and Alfredo
07:14Plain Jane and Tiago
07:27Tsunami and Alfredo
07:30Oh
07:34Tsunami is giving that Latina flavor. She kind of looked like she may be taking her dancer home with
07:45Nymphia and Tiago
07:55Plasma and Alfredo
08:00I
08:03Literally almost pulled the dancer down to the ground, um, which doesn't make me feel quite as dainty as I would like to feel
08:11Megami and Alfredo
08:22Q and Tiago
08:25I think your Spanish fly just kicked in
08:43All right, Charo it is up to you who is the winner of today's mini challenge
08:50I really enjoy a certain movement of a bird by the name Tsunami with Alfredo
08:58Not me being the winner of the mini challenge, I mean little miss Q said that I deserve to go home
09:03I mean, it's a mini challenge, but I'm a winner still so bring it on. You've won a trip to Spain
09:10Courtesy of the Tourism Board of Spain
09:13Now
09:15Charo yeah, thank you so much. The culture is so beautiful
09:20And you have shared it with the world for so many years and you are welcome to come back any time
09:27Gracias. I had the time of my life
09:30Gucci
09:40Gorgeous ladykins raise your hand if you love playing with dolls when you were a kid
09:51And you know my dreams came true years ago when I had my very own RuPaul doll and now it's your turn
09:59For today's maxi challenge you get to create your own doll based on your drag persona
10:05Starting from scratch you need to create two
10:08Identical looks one for you and one for your doll
10:15I'm very excited to do another design challenge, and I love dolls. I collect brass dolls, and I customize them so
10:23No problemo
10:25Queens this is a design
10:27Branding and
10:29Storytelling challenge and tomorrow on the main stage you'll make your doll debut
10:34Where we'll be joined by our extra special guest judge
10:38superstylist La Roche
10:43I am one of the biggest fans of La Roche, and I want her to read me
10:47I don't know if I'll recover from the read, but I want it racers start your engines and may the best drag queen
10:58Today's maxi challenge is welcome to the dollhouse not only do we have to make a look for ourselves
11:03But we also have to make a doll that matches it
11:08The mad dash everyone is wanting the things
11:11Gorgeous, and I see this beautiful purple, and I say I want that one
11:16Of course I'm drawn to like the reds because of the whole Latina
11:19You know like seductive of it all and then I start noticing that there's not that many
11:23And the one I do get plain ones, and we're kind of like fighting for it a little bit why though
11:29You don't even know you're making people yes
11:31I do and I know she gets a bother that I took it, but whatever she has immunity. I don't
11:41Being in the bottom last week
11:42I am pumped that we're coming into a week where this is my strongest
11:45I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say
11:50I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say
11:52This is my strong suit
11:53I see a lot of bright colors a lot of sparkly fabric
11:56But then I see these kind of nudes and golds and Browns kind of in the back
12:00And I immediately think that's a way for me to stick out and do something really unexpected
12:05From what a lot of these other girls are planning to do all the yellows gone
12:11Obviously
12:14My immediate goal is like okay, what do I know how to make I know how to make period dresses great
12:20So I go immediately for a little traveling outfit like if plasma got on an ocean liner in the 1950s
12:25You know in the beginning scene of gentlemen prefer blondes
12:28They're all like in their headscarves in their hats when they're boarding the ocean liner to go across the sea and gamble
12:34That's really what I'm trying to give
12:35It's like pencil skirt with this top that like this shawl like doubles as a cape that can like double as a headwrap like a la
12:42Roux vintage like she just got out of the convertible and she's now boarding the boat and then if I have time
12:47I'll make a glove do you like it?
12:51Do you like it
12:53Right
12:55What a Tiana that is a recipe of no taste disaster, well, thanks
13:08It's this what did I do work is making me so irate
13:14Already this is disgusting once I gathered all of these tacky
13:19Fabrics, I'm realizing that I'm gonna be read to filth if I put this fabric anywhere near my body
13:31My sister
13:33What you up to over here? Oh, here we go. Yeah
13:36Sister, what are you doing, baby? You making another cute little bodysuit? No
13:42No, you're making a gown. Oh a gown
13:45Yes, that's so ambitious for somebody who doesn't necessarily know how to sew
13:53No, I'm just I'm looking out for you girl
13:56Cuz I well, you know if I happen to land in the bottom give me the potion doll and if you're really looking out
14:00Yeah, of course. Absolutely. And you know what unless you think you need it, you know
14:04Are you finally gonna like put the tits away or you're still gonna rely on the body?
14:07Don't worry about what I'm doing. Don't worry about what I'm doing over here and go back to your station
14:12All the way over there go away you're still not getting the right fabric
14:20There goes nothing miss plasmoid
14:23Yeah, I need a little bit of this fabric. So since you have a nice big bolt, I'm just gonna cut off like a yard
14:29Okay
14:32Are you fucking kidding what keeps happening to this thread a beautiful stretch about it
14:36Oh
14:41Plasma is a true sister and she knows that I I really have her back or she's a little distracted
14:49This season has so many sewing challenges and sewing is not my thing feel like one moment. I'm good
14:56I'm stress-free and boom. I
15:00Saw a machine is dropped on me
15:02I'm gonna catch
15:04Okay
15:05So what's the question? So I'm going the right direction like we're cutting it out. Um, I always take your stuff do it like this
15:13Like with your arms cuz the arms is like the easiest thing
15:16So if you really want that pattern take this and I am noticing that
15:21Saphira is helping my a lot. I see Saphira cutting her pattern. I see Saphira cutting this cutting that
15:27Sorry, stop
15:29Go again, she's not a sewing class. So now you just do this
15:33This is the kind of time-consuming part
15:36I'm gonna do what I said
15:37I would do and I will help her but I need to start focusing on me and my doll my collection
15:43We're gonna put a zipper in here
15:45So you good because if I don't then the Saphira crystal edition, it's gonna be a naked edition. I
15:56Need inspiration
16:04I've helped banana nut or like banana bubble tea edition. Is there an addition that you do? That isn't banana?
16:12Should I not do banana?
16:14I'm just really struggling
16:17You can't even say it with a straight face. You said I'm really struggling
16:21Not even be acting up again. So Nymphia after she literally won the last design challenge
16:28She's saying how much she doesn't know what she's doing and absolutely no one is believing this bullshit
16:34I'm so stressed out. Nobody believes you Nymphia
16:39Look, she's over here taking a nap on the floor
16:47She is that little banana that cried wolf hi Q
16:54Ohio
16:57What do you want, I don't know I'm just caring for a fellow Queen I definitely know how Nymphia is playing this game
17:03She's keeping a close eye seeing what I'm doing. I'm gonna need you to
17:08Leave my station just trying to pester me to throw me off my game
17:11I'm just really very uninspired and I thought I used this time of just caring for each other
17:18Well, then go feel inspired somewhere else. I'm not gonna let another sewing challenge get away from me
17:23I know Nymphia sews now. So this time I'm not gonna even let her have a chance. Good luck. Yeah
17:29Good luck to you, too. Thank you. I need it. You brought a little banana
17:42You have any days a la casa de las muñecas for this challenge
17:46Not only do we have to make a look for ourselves, but we have to make an identical matching one for our dogs
17:51It's a branding challenge. So through the doll we have to explain what we are all about our brand our essence our style
17:58I didn't bring my little doll patterns
18:00How is yours? Mine's currently under construction. Oh, yeah
18:06I'm gonna take this bitch's face off completely. Yeah
18:09My plan for the doll is to give her an entire Don makeover
18:12I want to completely take off her face and then completely smack on a new one
18:16I want this doll to live the life that she deserves
18:20She is my daughter the wig doesn't fit her big-ass head. My doll's not very tucked mother like daughter. Am I giving?
18:28Look, it's the doll
18:31Let me fit her shoes on her. Oh so pretty
18:34My doll is going to be the aquatic edition
18:38Obviously since I'm kind of pigeonholed with this aquatic blue lycra fabric
18:43I don't think I've ever taken plain Jane underwater, but mama she can thrive and be a whore in any
18:49setting or environment
18:52So I'm confused if you're making that and then you also have this what is that? What is that?
18:56I'm making a coat that goes around it an opera coat
19:00crazy
19:01The way that I'm challenging myself is by wanting to make another opera coat, but this opera coat
19:06It's going to take a lot of time to make happen. I don't know that I have the time
19:11How
19:16Many how am I gonna do this without showing my ass? It's hard. It's all I know. It's all I know
19:22Last week Michelle said that I'm more than just a BBL and I was a little
19:28bamboozled, but I am
19:301000% getting Michelle's note and not showing my ass this time. You should be more good
19:41I was gonna say you should be more concerned about how to do without showing your stomach
19:47Plane says she's trying to turn over a new leaf, but she can't do it
19:53Oh
19:55This dress
19:57this dress
19:58Distress I'm looking forward to seeing the vision that sounded shady
20:03What do you mean? Do you think it needs that purple piece? There's gonna be a
20:08Coordinating piece that goes with the with this. That's purple. I mean
20:19Without people being like, oh, oh you're coming for me
20:26This guns not talking to me. Yeah, it's not speaking to you not yet
20:30I want to do something flowy, you know
20:32Kind of draping with like a long shoulder and a sexy side cut on the leg. Very Latina
20:37However, I then realized what it was too simple for the main stage. Oh, no. Yeah
20:42I definitely have to put the ruffle on top of this is just enough for her
20:46Yeah
20:48Geneva is trying really hard and I'm trying really hard to help her but I don't know how I'm kind of like
20:53She doesn't know what the fuck she's doing. I don't know how the fuck to help. What do you think about that?
20:57Girl not together the blue. No, no, it does not look good together that mesh looks
21:04Thank you confirmed my suspicion
21:07So then I'm like, okay, let's make another outfit
21:09So I am kind of stressing right now because I don't know if I'm gonna be able to finish the outfit for myself yet alone
21:15One for a doll wait plasma. Are you gonna use all that blue?
21:19No, I'm not you think I can have some yeah Geneva got a win for the girl group challenge last week and now she's back
21:26Potentially in the bottom. She doesn't figure her shit out. So it's like girl
21:31You gotta step up I can do this. Yeah, you can girl
21:35Not me starting over. No, you're sitting over. Why are you starting over because I need more of the red and there's no more
21:43Don't count me out just yet. There's a lot of blue in this room Geneva you're doing blue. I thought you were doing red
21:48No, I needed more fabric
21:51You plasma in Geneva all are doing the exact same color
21:56Personally personally if I saw someone else using the same fabric as me I would pick a different fabric
22:02I don't necessarily know if she'll be in the bottom
22:05Cuz there's some other stankers in the room
22:07But miss thing is definitely staring down the barrel of a gun right now and she better hope this runway is something fierce
22:12Today we are walking the runway in our welcome-to-the-dollhouse looks and someone is going home
22:17But it's not me baby. My outfit is quite so I'm feeling good about that
22:22I have this purple moment and I didn't have enough fabric to do a whole purple
22:26But guess what's on the back of that sparkly green fabric lovely silver metallic
22:30Literally, that is the lining of my outfit. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie
22:34I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie
22:37I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie
22:39Lovely silver metallic literally that is a lining fabric
22:43That's you be warned because I am coming for this design challenge with a fucking vengeance. Okay, we're gonna go finish selling
22:49I thought you were gonna do that for me
22:52How much I won't shade you on the runway today
22:56We only have a couple hours left and I still have a lot of work to do
23:02That's too much to do
23:05I
23:06Just hope I'll be safe again. I ended up doing basically two outfits, but I'm very content with what I did
23:12I actually feel very good about the look and I know I can sell this. What's the addition of your doll?
23:16Mine is the Texas edition because everything is bigger in Texas, but I am the daintiest doll there
23:23I'm sorry, Miss Geneva, but the theme it does not make sense
23:27Why you didn't do one of your tick-tock videos like with the hair stuff on the legs?
23:31It takes me a long time to style the leg hair, but I would have been like amazing
23:36the first dog with hair
23:40Was anybody's family like okay with him playing with dolls or did anyone have to like sneak it around
23:44I was too embarrassed to go to the Barbie section
23:46And so my mom would go and like bring back a few for me to pick from like a different section of the store
23:52Yeah, come on. Mama. Dawn. Did anybody ever like dress up?
23:57When I was three I went as Dorothy for Halloween. Uh-huh. And my sister went as Dorothy as well. I
24:03Went as Dorothy for Halloween and my mom packed me the shoes for drag race
24:07I used to have an Instagram and I would take pictures of dolls and I would make like clothes out of play-doh
24:13So that's why your runways look like that
24:19My dad took my dolls away and said that only nasty disgraceful faggots play with dolls
24:25Really for you one day
24:27I remember coming into my room and seeing that my my dolls got replaced with firetrucks. It was made very clear to me at a
24:34young age
24:36Even though I wasn't quite aware what homosexuality was that the effeminate was not good
24:42Listen, I don't blame my dad. Like my dad's a Russian Jewish immigrant Russia is a very homophobic country. It's hard to sort of
24:48He was just past that stigma, yeah, he was just like coming from what he was
24:53Exactly. We grew up in like a Russian immigrant circle essentially
24:57So I wasn't afforded the luxury of feeling that my parents would accept me no matter what
25:02Just because of like the way that Russian culture is
25:05I feel like the reason why I have such a critical eye for drag and the reason why I'm
25:09Oftentimes so harsh is because of my parents is because I'm so acutely aware of how they perceive drag
25:14Which is they don't value it at all. If I get the sense that somebody's not up to par
25:19I kind of devalue their drag in my mind
25:23Because that explains a lot. I mean the Russians are very critical
25:28Individuals and there are none of those polite pleasantries that you get in American culture
25:32It's a lot more blunt and that's part of who I am as well at the end of the day
25:36I do have these like really deep rooted insecurities that are really hard for me to shake
25:45Feel like I haven't really I mean do you have like a strategy as far as you the potion go?
25:50Oh my god that potion as of right now. I'm not planning on using that potion today
25:55You know once I see everybody in the runway looks, you know, perhaps that will change but seeing them on the mannequins
26:03Baby
26:04Granted today is not my day. But do you know who I think should maybe consider using their immunity potion today?
26:11I think I'll bring her station and she hasn't like a really simple dress
26:17But you know what? Who knows?
26:19In the mother of all balls challenge of one designer on the judges panel Isaac Miss Rahi said he'd love my outfit
26:25What Isaac Miss Rahi likes your look?
26:27She so I can do this. I
26:31think
26:34Somebody said that you're Norican
26:37What does that mean New York in New York, New York, you know, yo, New York, New York in New York in
26:45I've never heard that before. That's what we call it Puerto Ricans from New York. Oh, really? Yeah. What's your back?
26:50I grew up. So I grew up in Kansas a small little rural town. We grew up like
26:57You know not like financially stable
27:00My family grew up kind of poor just single mother three siblings. So, you know, there were times where you know
27:07We didn't have like food in our house or you know, our lights weren't on
27:11I remember like sometimes in high school and I wouldn't have lunch money. So I was like sit in the
27:16Theater auditorium and like, you know, I like read my lines for like the school play that I was in
27:21I would go to the auditorium
27:23so nobody would see that I wasn't eating and I would like look at my lines and like my costumes and like
27:28Focus on that arts always like taking me out of that world and into a new one
27:33I've always wanted to pursue art, but I've always felt like
27:36Guilty because I felt like I was maybe supposed to be the one that turned that tide of like poverty
27:40Yeah, I got good grades. I did well in school. I was gonna go to college
27:45You know, it's hard for me to like justify to myself
27:48Okay, go do theater go be a drag queen
27:50so I carried a lot of guilt with that at the end of the day I can say that my mom was like one of
27:55My biggest supporters like ever in the world. I told her I was gonna be on drag race and
28:00And she just like broke down crying
28:04She's just like I've been praying about this for you like so much and
28:09My girl don't start crying now you can't mess up
28:13You know, you'd like just dream of something like this happening for so long and then it finally happens and it's just like oh my god
28:18Like all the hardship you feel like it's been for something and then it pushes you to want to go even further like to keep
28:24going
28:28Like this corner this feels like the mean girl bitch corner
28:33Nami's not really sister. Did you not hear me the other day? I'm turning over a new leaf. I'm not mean anymore guys guys guys
28:39Sorry to interrupt, but do we think that plain Jane has turned over a new leaf now?
28:46When you turn over a new leaf it's still the same leaf girl
28:53To the main stage of RuPaul's drag race
28:56She's my American doll Michelle the size now Michelle, did you grow up playing with dolls? I had Tiffany Taylor who had
29:04Rotating scalp so it went from blonde hair to black hair and then Chrissy with the ponytail that you would pull really long
29:09So you play with Chrissy and Tiffany the tuck Taylor
29:14It's living doll TS Madison, did you play with dolls?
29:18It was all about Ken, but you know what there was always something missing. I couldn't quite put my finger on
29:27Our extra special guest judge has a passion for fashion welcome La Roche. Did you play with dolls?
29:34Yeah, voodoo dolls. I've been sticking it to Michelle's massage for about six seasons. Try to get on this
29:41Well, it worked
29:44This week we challenged our Queens to create special edition dolls in their own spitting image
29:51Racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
29:57Category is
29:58Welcome to the dollhouse up first
30:02Tsunami Muse the fashion week edition, you know, what kind of bottom I like what a bell bottom, okay
30:11With a sharp eye for style she lives in New York has a pet dolphin and got her GED at the age of 15
30:18She is good at walking back and forth from the bank to the bodega. She also enjoys shopping
30:24Photography and photoshop her unique qualities are wearing pants
30:30Special message is that you're never overdressed. Everyone else is simply underdressed
30:35Fashion week edition. Can I see something in the fleet week edition? Oh just send over a fleet in a month
30:42up next
30:44Saphira the Grand Dame Diva Metropolitan Opera Edition, madam, buddy. You so fly
30:53She is regal, inviting, warm, high maintenance, and scary as hell
31:00She is good at singing, slanging, and backhanded slaps
31:05Saphira Cressall loves to work out her voice because she ain't going to nobody's gym
31:11She comes with hot broke coke tea, opera coat, not teetered, and gowns
31:18And six Grammys she stole from Maria Callas
31:23Saphira, what's your aria code?
31:27Up next, Plasma, passenger on the Pacific Edition. Oh, she's a queen, Mary
31:34Meet Plasma. She's rich, beautiful,
31:37seasickening, and nauseous
31:40Her style is old-school glamour hag
31:44She is great at moving her mouth, standing still, and theft. She lives at the White Lotus, Manhattan
31:51in the kitchen refrigerator
31:53The Plasma, passenger on the Pacific Edition, is the first to feature adjustable eyebrows, just for Michelle
32:01Lucille, how did you tuck your balls?
32:05Plain Jane, the Aquatic Edition. The little whore-mate
32:11Meet Plain Jane. She's funky, spunky, and a little bit skunky
32:16Is she a magical mermaid or a retired ice skating instructor? Your guess is as good as hers
32:23She comes with outfit, hair, and a greasy, stinky burger finger
32:28She resides in the Pacific, and her special message is that she is secretly a Russian spy
32:33Here to infiltrate capitalist American households. Fool! Her most special quality, of course, is her robust walk
32:41Her wildly appealing personality. This doll retails for $29.99 an hour
32:48Up next, Nymphia Nguyen, the Spring Banana Yellow Carpet Edition
32:54Yellow gorgeous. Meet Nymphia Nguyen. She is fun, dumb, and full of potassium
33:00Nymphia's style is glamorously old, while standing, doing nothing
33:05She is very peelable and occasionally breaks wind. This special doll comes with bananas, milk, and cream
33:12and a limited edition to-die-for recipe to make your own
33:15banana smoothie
33:18Her message is, let's all be yellow!
33:22She was up late last night tying one on
33:28Up next, Morphine, the Miami Bimbo Edition. I wonder what comes in her box
33:35Meet Morphine Love Dion. She is gorgeous with a hint of stunning and a splash of why am I here?
33:41She can climb a palm tree without popping her fillers
33:44She comes with shoes, hair, and a suspiciously long pinky nail
33:48She loves to get pumped and stay in the tanning bed for a long ass time. Her most special quality is her beautiful smile
33:58Her message to the world is, save up all your money so you too can get a BBL
34:05She's Miami's other vice
34:08Up next, Maya Iman LePage, the Queen of Flips Edition. Queen of Flips? I think Queen of Tits is more like it
34:16Meet Maya Iman LePage. She is fun,
34:20shy,
34:22outgoing, and is an energetic diva who lives in Miami, Florida
34:27She comes with shoes that will have you flipping for the dog and a booty that will have all the boys looking
34:34Her corkier qualities are plucking her nose hair and being afraid of thunder
34:40She's the only dog that can do countless back flips. She loves to flip and travel the world
34:48You better work Aretha Stankley
34:51Up next, Megami, the Native New Yorker Edition. Her torch is light and sweet
34:58Meet Megami. She is dressed in the official state colors of New York, blue and orange
35:04She's great at hailing cabs and you can always find her riding that D, train that is
35:09The Native New Yorker Edition comes with a MetroCard and a large cup of coffee
35:14If you think Megami is like all those other cheaply made dolls from out of town, forget about it
35:20This doll is 100% certified New York made straw
35:25Pick up your Megami Native New Yorker Edition doll at a bodega near you. Start spreading the news. She's a tramp
35:34Up next, Geneva Carr, the Daintiest Doll Texas Edition. This is the best little whore doll in Texas. Hell yeah
35:41Everything is bigger in Texas, but she's the daintiest. She speaks good English and Spanish
35:48Si Lengue!
35:49Her accessories include size 14 white pumps and a messed up ponytail
35:54She loves to sing and act like she's not eating, again
35:59Her quirky qualities include awkwardly smiling when boys flirt with her and awkwardly twitching her eye back at them
36:05And her special message for everyone is spread butter on your bread and not your leg
36:12Just kidding, but for real
36:16Toast with butter
36:19Up next, Dawn, the Galactic Empress Edition. In space, no one can hear you queef
36:27Meet Dawn. Her personality consists of intergalactic domination in a nice way, sincere introspection on her role in the universe, and having a 22-inch waist
36:36She is from the Valley of the Dawns, where all the Dawns are from, but now she lives in Galaxy 919 on the edge of a
36:41beautiful beach where she spends long gorgeous days pretending to work from home
36:46Get to work! Just kidding. Let's get drunk!
36:50Quirky qualities include
36:52Everything! She's insane, but she's gorgeous! And great at her job. Blast off! Or something. Dawn, I told you go away
36:59I'm no good for you
37:06Up next, Q. Fantasy Edition. Not gonna catch me, copper
37:11Meet Q. Fantasy Edition. On her days off, she flutters about the forest, just so everyone can take her beauty in
37:21She's the only doll in the store with an extra box for all her fabulous clothes. And don't even get me started on the headpieces
37:30This Fantasy Edition comes with a little bit of fairy dust
37:35She doesn't dance too good, but she moves a lot and a lot of people seem to like it
37:40Fantasy Edition Q just wants you to know you too can be slaying it if you try hard enough. No dream is too big
37:49If I've told you once, I've told you twice. No more wire hangers!
37:56Welcome queens. I've made some decisions
38:00But first, Sephira. Do you want to use your immunity potion this week?
38:10Yup
38:13You do? Do you want to save yourself? Or one of your competitors?
38:21I'd like to save myself
38:24Alright, I respect that. Bottoms up, my dear
38:29I'm drinking it and I'm regretting it. Not just because it tastes like poison, but also because every judge is gobsmacked
38:39They're like, what the fuck are you doing that for?
38:42You are safe to slay another day
38:45I allowed my Interceptor to take over my body, honestly. But going forward, she ain't listening to none of y'all ever again
38:52Plain Jane, do you want to use your immunity potion?
39:00Not this week, Mama
39:02Very well
39:04Queens, when I call your name, please step forward
39:07Tsunami Muse
39:09Nymphia Nguyen
39:11Morphine
39:13Magami
39:15Ladies, you are all safe
39:17You may leave the stage
39:24Now it's time for the judges' critiques. Let's start with Plasma
39:28Your doll looks exactly like you. I like that
39:32You are a bad bitch, and I just feel like you should always stay in your bad bitch energy
39:37Whether your scarf comes down or whatever might be a little mishap
39:41One thing you should know how to use is a bobby pin, honey
39:43But I am a stickler for details, and I do love that you took the time to stone the doll's shoes because we've already learned that lesson
39:51What bothered me about the story you put with the doll is that it felt like you were pushing the jokes
39:56She lives at the White Lotus, Manhattan, in the kitchen refrigerator
40:00If you had just stuck to who this doll is, I think it would have been more effective
40:04I can't tell you how happy I am to see your face and how it's progressing
40:08Honestly, Plasma, it looks so beautiful
40:10You look like a young Judy Holliday
40:12The contour on the nose is a little odd, but you overdrew that top lip, which you need to do
40:17And it fucking works
40:19How can you look at my nose when you're looking at my other eye?
40:22Exactly
40:24Up next, Planet Jeunet
40:27I really, really love your look, and your doll especially
40:31What you created is immaculate
40:33Plasma, if I would have saw her use the same fabric as you, it would have been a disaster
40:38If I would have saw her use the same fabric and created that, I'd have literally punched that bitch in the throat
40:44What I loved about your story was it was fun, it was wacky
40:48Is she a magical mermaid or a retired ice skating instructor?
40:52I love that you had a callback to your burger finger
40:55I mean, all this is very smart when it comes to branding
40:57But what stood out the most, your doll has a robust wop
41:00That's right
41:02I'm old, what is a wop again?
41:05It's a wonderful ass personality, I guess
41:10And is it me, or do you have a little bit more ass up in there?
41:14Well, you know, I noticed that you liked my padding last time, so I enhanced it a little for you
41:20Okay, thanks Dr. Zismore
41:24Up next, Maya Iman Laperza
41:28I want to talk a little bit about your doll
41:29The most important piece of the challenge was for you and your doll to look almost exactly alike
41:35Why didn't you use any pads on your doll?
41:38I was putting the fabric that I put in the shoulders, it wasn't looking right, so I just left it alone
41:43In your story, I was waiting the whole time for you to do some kind of a flip
41:47Because you kept talking about this flipping doll, but nobody's flipping
41:51You know, this outfit, it's fun, the cape is unfinished, it doesn't have a hymn to it
41:56So that's what took me out of the fantasy
41:59Did you get help making that outfit?
42:01Sephira told me how to do the zipper, and I did everything on my own
42:06Stretchy material, why did you need a zipper?
42:08I didn't want to not put a zipper in, because I felt like you guys probably would have said something about it
42:15But we can't see it
42:17Yeah
42:19But, this is so bad, but it feels like there is a drip of sweat going down your titties
42:25And it is turning me the fuck on, I mean, questioning my sexuality
42:31That says something, because I am a woman, but you are turning me on
42:35So, congratulations
42:38Thank you
42:40Up next, it's the Geneva Convention
42:42I'm not mad at the doll, but I'm not happy with the doll
42:47I wish you would have went a little bit more white here in your eye makeup, so that it would have matched the doll's makeup here
42:52This neckline is telling a totally different story
42:56It's a different blue, it doesn't belong, so for me that took me out of it immediately
43:01From the neck up, beauty queen
43:04From the neck down, horror queen
43:07The way the skirt is hitting your waist is not flattering
43:11Those white shoes and having those thick ankle straps, terrible
43:16Your doll has RuPaul's legs, and you have Danny DeVito's legs
43:21The branding was confusing
43:24Had you sold me the Geneva car doll with a great slogan like Geneva car, drive one
43:30That's what this is about
43:32Up next, it's Dawn
43:34This look is really, really giving me Paris runway
43:38There's a bit of Balenciaga to it, right?
43:41It's just a really fashion forward look, like, can we see the back of it again?
43:44I love this dress
43:47If I was still working as a stylist, I would definitely borrow this dress
43:50And put it on one of my clients
43:52Coming from you, that means so much, thank you so much
43:54You know, I love a queen that listens to critique, and you did
43:58You showed us that you don't always need elf ears, you don't always have to be blue or pink
44:03This makeup is completely still Dawn
44:06It's a totally different side
44:08Your doll, I love it, I want about three of them
44:11Now why intergalactic?
44:13I think that the Dawns, as a species, have a lot of different places that they've come from
44:17And once this silver fabric came in, I was like, oh, this is just from space
44:21So we're gonna go with it
44:23I love the story behind it, I love how freaky she is
44:25I think that this doll would appreciate in value as time went on
44:30Up next, Hugh
44:32I am so proud of you, because you were so plain last week
44:35And I was so mad
44:37But this is just amazing
44:39The headpiece reminds me of something that Steven Jones would have made for Grace Jones
44:43There's a couture quality about the headpiece
44:45I can't see any imperfections in your outfit
44:48But I think that's because the fabric looks so rich
44:51You have three girls with the same fabric, which I don't know how that happened
44:54Because there's no way in the world I would have walked out with the same fabric
44:57With three other girls, especially when this bitch tailored it to the gods
45:01So going the opposite way just made you more of a standout
45:05Thank you
45:07Your doll is so beautiful, with the kind of rusted wings
45:10I feel like she's the Grande Dame of the forest
45:12Your doll, I think, is the most collectible
45:15How much do you think she'd retail for?
45:17A million Rue bucks
45:21Can't put a price on that
45:24Thank you, Queens
45:26I think we've heard enough
45:28While you untuck in the Lush Lounge, the judges and I will deliberate
45:34All right, now, just between us squirrel friends, I want to know what you think
45:38First up, Plasma, the passenger on the plane
45:42The Pacific Edition
45:44I don't even remember some of the stuff that she was saying
45:46It was halfway funny, then it halfway wasn't
45:48But I was really captivated by her face
45:50But then what upset me was her constantly fiddling with that scarf on her head
45:54I liked the look until I saw Plain Jane
45:57And it's the details that separates good and great
46:00All right, Plain Jane, the Aquatic Edition
46:03I couldn't get over the semen
46:05It just created this beautiful body
46:07And I think those are the tricks that make a great queen a great queen
46:12Queens do make great queens
46:14And her doll, somehow, was even better
46:16The hair was absolutely gorgeous
46:18I wanted to buy that doll
46:20All right, Maya, Queen of Flipping Edition
46:22Her outfit, though I love what she did with it
46:24The finishing things were off
46:26She just made herself look like she has no neck
46:28It was up very high
46:30I don't know why she put them titties in tonight
46:32She had no business coming out there being bodied like that
46:34And that doll had no ass
46:36That doll didn't need much padding
46:38You could have cut some of the padding off your pad
46:40She could have padded that doll with a Q-tip
46:42One of her biggest fans is the ferociousness
46:45And the fierceness of queens
46:47And she didn't bring any of that to the stage tonight
46:50Geneva Carr, the Daintiest Doll in Texas Edition
46:54How do you be dainty and in the same sentence say
46:56Everything in Texas is bigger
46:58I didn't understand the dainty doll
47:00With somebody who can't stop eating
47:02It was just like, what?
47:04My question is how your doll look better than you
47:06You're right, T.S. That doll ate her mother
47:09The doll ate her mother because the proportions were right on the doll
47:12All of Geneva's proportions in her outfit were wrong
47:15It had a really beautiful detail on the shoulder with the paillettes
47:18But you couldn't see it because of the loofah
47:20And yeah, when they say everything is bigger in Texas
47:22They meant those shoes
47:24Let's move on to Dawn, the Galactic Empress Edition
47:29I actually really kind of enjoyed the mixing of the two colors
47:32Like, I went with the purple gloves to match the purple bodice
47:35I did not tell a lie when I said
47:37That looked like something that would have walked the runways in Paris
47:40You're absolutely right
47:42It was fantastic
47:44And it worked in her branding
47:46And by the way, her doll looked as fabulous as she did
47:48And it made complete sense
47:50All right, let's go to Q, Fantasy Edition
47:52Listen, for me, Q did the biggest
47:54Step Your Pussy Up moment this week
47:56Because the copper with her skin tone
47:58The headpiece
48:00Her doll looked exactly like her
48:02Girl, I was like, go ahead, Miss C-3PO
48:04Go ahead
48:06Everything made sense
48:08She's, you know, this mythical fantasy creature
48:10And you looked at it and you understood it
48:12When we got to her, I just started to go back and forth
48:14I'm like, she really just
48:16Squatted and took a shit
48:18On these other girls
48:20I was really, really blown away
48:22Silence!
48:24I've made my decision
48:26Bring back my dolls
48:28Welcome back, Queens
48:30I've made some decisions
48:33Dawn, this week you had the judges
48:36Galactating
48:39You are safe
48:40Thank you so much
48:43Q, this week
48:45You put the Q in Q Tour
48:48Congratulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge
48:55I am finally the winner
48:57And I am freaking out
48:59You've won a cash prize of $5,000
49:02You may join the other girls
49:04Thank you so much, Mama Ru, thank you
49:06I am so fucking excited
49:08It could not have come at a better time
49:13Plain Jane, you are safe
49:16Thank you, Mama
49:18Thank you
49:20Plasma, you and your doll didn't float our boats
49:26Maya, the judges didn't flip for your doll looks
49:32Geneva Carr, this week
49:34Geneva Carr, this week
49:37You never got into high gear
49:43Plasma, you are safe
49:48You may join the other girls
49:51Thank you so much
49:54Maya, Geneva
49:56I'm sorry, my dears
49:58But you are up for elimination
50:01I'm in the bottom two again
50:03And I have to do whatever to stay
50:06Maya is the queen of flips
50:08And I know what she can do
50:10It's going to be a battle
50:12Two queens stand before me
50:14The time has come
50:16For you to lip sync
50:18For your life
50:24My heart is beating
50:26I don't want to have to lip sync
50:28Against my good friend Geneva
50:29But it's not my time to go home yet
50:32It's on
50:34Good luck and don't fuck it up
50:59I love that song
51:30Maya's been talking big game about these moves
51:34And now we finally get to see them
51:36Girl is out there flipping and tricking and stunting
51:52Geneva is just doing these like
51:54I don't know what she's doing
51:56But she's doing something
51:57And that's all that matters
52:28Cheers
52:37Ladies, I've made my decision
52:43Maya Mon-Le-Page
52:45Shante, you stay
52:48You may join the other girls
52:54Geneva Carr
52:56Fasten your seatbelts
52:58It's going to be a fabulous ride
53:01Now, sashay away
53:08Just kidding
53:10I love you all so much, thank you
53:13I'll just keep it short and bilingual
53:15Hasta la vista
53:21I am actually feeling very good
53:24No regrets
53:28A Mexican person that lives in Brownsville
53:31Made it to L.A.
53:33When people said we wouldn't
53:35So, pa arriba
53:37Soy mexicana, chingona
53:39Y vivo en Texas
53:43Contragulations, queens
53:45And remember, if you can't love yourself
53:47How the hell are you going to love somebody else?
53:49Can I get an amen up in here?
53:50Amen
53:52All right, now let the music play