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00:00All right Crafts, today we're going to be learning about supply and demand.
00:06Supply and demand is a very crucial part of business.
00:10Let me give you an example.
00:11Today I was on my way to Crafts and I stopped by the egg roll store to get some egg rolls.
00:17I ordered ten egg rolls and they only had one egg roll.
00:21So their supply did not meet the demand.
00:24So I go outside and I start writing.
00:26We want egg rolls! We want egg rolls!
00:29Say it with me Crafts! We want egg rolls!
00:31We want egg rolls! We want egg rolls!
00:35Oh man, those egg rolls are making me hungry.
00:37Good thing I brought Doritos.
00:39Hey Junior, can I have those chips? I forgot my lunch and I'm really hungry.
00:42Can you have these chips? If you want them, you've got to work for them, baby girl.
00:45Give me them lips for these chips.
00:47Ew, no Junior!
00:48Let me suck on them toes for these Doritos.
00:49Junior, gross!
00:50Get on your knees for this nacho cheese.
00:52Oh my God, how about I give you five dollars for the chips?
00:55Five dollars for these chips?
00:56Yeah.
00:57They're not made of gold, but sure.
00:59Go get them.
01:00Oh, you're such a jerk!
01:02Oh my God, I made five dollars off of chips and I still have a candy bar I can eat.
01:06Oh man, I can't wait to eat my chocolate bar.
01:08Did you say chocolate bar?
01:10Yeah.
01:11Dude, you know I love chocolate. I'll give you a dollar for it.
01:14A dollar?
01:15Yeah!
01:16Okay.
01:17Go get it.
01:18Dude!
01:19I just made six dollars off of snacks and I still have Skittles I can eat.
01:23Oh man, I can't wait to taste the rainbow.
01:25Ew, are those Skittles?
01:26Yeah.
01:27Well, if anybody's going to taste the rainbow, it's me and Ken.
01:29We're nothing but rainbow.
01:31I'll give you a dollar for them.
01:32A dollar?
01:33Yeah.
01:34Okay.
01:35Can you hand them to me instead of just throwing them on the floor like you did last time?
01:38Go get it.
01:39Okay.
01:40I just made seven dollars in an hour!
01:42That's more than minimum wage!
01:44I'm going to become the snack dealer.
01:46Ew, he said it! He said the title!
01:48Oh man, I can't wait to grab more snacks to make more money at school.
01:54Chef Bibi, what is this?
01:55A box of blueberry muffins.
01:56Incorrect!
01:57It's an empty box of blueberry muffins.
01:59Okay.
02:00I need you to go buy more because we need more snacks.
02:02I don't have any money, Junior. Just go and ask your dad.
02:06Hey, uh, Dad?
02:07What do you want, Junior? I'm trying to watch TV.
02:09Well, we ran out of snacks in the pantry and I was wondering if you could go to the store and buy more snacks.
02:13No, I'm not buying any more snacks. Look, I don't have any money.
02:16You don't have any money? Well, then how do you pay the light bills and stuff?
02:19I know you have money. Can you just go buy more snacks?
02:20I'm not buying any more snacks, Junior, and you better not touch my snacks either.
02:24Your snacks?
02:25Yeah, my snacks.
02:26They're in my snack drawer. I have a secret snack drawer.
02:28Open that drawer over there.
02:30Okay.
02:35Yeah, yeah, that's my secret snack drawer.
02:37And you better not touch any of my candy.
02:39Oh, I gotta go to the bathroom.
02:44Alright, guys, I got some more snacks.
02:46Junior, where are you getting all these snacks from?
02:48Where's your face getting all those pimples from?
02:49Okay.
02:50Look, it's from my dad's snack stash. Do you want anything?
02:52Well, does he know you're selling them?
02:54Does your mom know she's overweight?
02:55Okay.
02:56Look, what do you want?
02:57Well, those sour Skittles look pretty good. I'll give you a dollar for them.
03:00A pleasure doing business with you, Cody.
03:03Why?
03:04Go get them.
03:05Joseph, you want anything?
03:06Oh, dude, is that a Pop-Tart?
03:07It sure is.
03:08What flavor is it?
03:09Uh, whatever one you'll buy.
03:11Strawberry?
03:12It's definitely strawberry.
03:13Oh, you know I love strawberry, dude.
03:15Alright. Pleasure doing business with you.
03:17Go get it.
03:18Come on, I was about to get it.
03:20Hey, Penelope, you see anything you want on this desk?
03:22No, Junior, I brought my lunch today.
03:24You brought your lunch? What did you bring?
03:26Carrot sticks and hummus.
03:27That sounds gross. You sound like you need some blueberry muffins or some Starburst.
03:30I'm trying to be healthy, Junior.
03:32Oh, when you're 40 years old, you're going to be fat, ugly, and divorced anyway. What's it matter?
03:35Hmm, you're right.
03:37What? Is that a dollar?
03:38Yeah.
03:39You gave me five dollars yesterday.
03:40They paid a dollar.
03:41Well, those are the homies. That's homie pricing. Bros before hoes. And you're definitely the second word.
03:45Ugh!
03:46Before?
03:47Here.
03:48What? Okay, yeah.
03:49Throw in a Starburst.
03:51Oh, you're killing me, Mommy. Look.
03:53Go get them.
03:54Ugh!
03:55Junior, you're going to lose customers if you keep throwing everyone's food on the floor.
03:58Beep, beep, beep, beep.
03:59Okay.
04:00I already made seven dollars. Exactly what I made yesterday. Oh, I can make more.
04:03Hey, Jeffy, you want any snacks?
04:05Snacks? I don't like snacks. What you got?
04:07I have Cheetos and zebra cakes.
04:09Oh, I'll do the Cheetos.
04:10Give me a dollar.
04:11All right. Here you go.
04:12Pleasure doing business with you, Jeffy.
04:15Go get them.
04:16Why'd you do that?
04:17Hey, Junior, I'll take those zebra cakes for a dollar.
04:20All right, give me the dollar.
04:21All right. Pleasure doing business with you.
04:25I dropped them.
04:26Go, go, go, get them.
04:27Five, six, seven, eight, nine.
04:29I made nine dollars today! Business is good!
04:32All right, guys, I'll be back tomorrow with more snacks.
04:34This was not strawberry, dude.
04:36No returns.
04:39All right, guys, I went to the store.
04:41And using the money I made from the last few days, I bought a bunch of snacks.
04:44So I got the supply. Now where's the demand?
04:48Oh, Junior, are those Nerids?
04:50Yeah, they are, Cody. It's a candy named after you.
04:52Okay, Junior, I'm insulted, but here's a dollar. I want them.
04:55Okay.
04:56Now could you please just hand them to me?
04:59Does anybody else want anything?
05:00All right, Crash, I am pissed!
05:03Why am I so pissed off?
05:05Because yesterday, after Crash, I was walking around the room and I find this!
05:12And I know what you're thinking. What is this?
05:15It's trash from someone eating in Crash!
05:18And now there's ants and shit running around the Crash room.
05:21So now I have a new rule.
05:23No eating in Crash!
05:25And if I catch you eating in Crash, you're gonna be suspended!
05:29No questions!
05:30What?
05:31Looks like you're out of business, Junior.
05:32Oh, dude, I really wanted a candy bar.
05:34I really wanted Cool Ranch Doritos.
05:36Guys, guys, guys, I'm not out of business.
05:38We have to be really sneaky, right?
05:40So if you eat your food, eat it in your desk and throw your trash away, okay?
05:44So what do you want?
05:45Oh, I want Snickers, dude.
05:46Okay, and you want Cool Ranch Doritos?
05:47Yeah.
05:49When I die, I put my money in the grave.
05:51I really gotta put a couple Snickers in their place.
05:54Alright, guys, don't get caught with your snacks and I'll see you tomorrow.
06:02Alright, guys, I got more snacks. What do you want?
06:04You're not even trying to hide it, are you, Junior?
06:06Well, the T-shirt's not in the classroom yet, so I'm trying to sell it before class.
06:08What do you want?
06:09Ooh, I want a Cosmic Brownie!
06:10Okay.
06:11Is that a Reese's I smell?
06:12Yeah, I have Reese's.
06:13Ooh, I'll take a Honey Bun between your buns, Junior.
06:16Alright, I'll get it for everyone.
06:18Alright, did everybody get what they wanted?
06:20Mm-hmm.
06:21Yeah, dude!
06:22I wanted this between your buttcheeks in case that wasn't clear.
06:24Class, I am so pissed off!
06:26I'm more pissed off today than I've ever been pissed off in my life!
06:30Yesterday, after saying no eating in class, I find this!
06:35Which means I'm gonna name class!
06:37So I have no choice but to hire a snack police.
06:40Get in here!
06:41Hey there, I'm the snack police.
06:43I mean, I'm actually a real cop, but I'm just here to crack down on snack.
06:46I don't wanna see anybody eating snacks in class.
06:48Snack is whack.
06:49Yeah, and if we find you eating snack in class,
06:52we're gonna charge you with possession of snacks!
06:55And maybe even intention to distribute if I have probable cause.
06:58Yes, so don't let us find you having any snacks in your possession!
07:02Uh-oh!
07:07You're giving me all your snacks, Junior?
07:09So, do you have any possible suspects?
07:11Hmm, I have some idea.
07:14Excuse me, sir.
07:16Well, I couldn't help but notice all the snacks on your desk.
07:18They're not mine.
07:19Oh, yeah, that's what they all say.
07:20No, my friend gave them to me.
07:22Oh, yeah? Who's your friend?
07:23I ain't no snitch!
07:24All right, well, I'm gonna have to arrest you for possession of snacks,
07:27especially because the board says no eating in class.
07:29But I'm not eating them in class. I haven't even opened anything.
07:32Hmm, you got me. He got me.
07:34You know what? Change the board to say no snacks in class.
07:37All right, now I'm gonna arrest you for possession of snacks.
07:39Well, that's not fair, because the board says no eating, and I'm not eating.
07:42The teacher hasn't even said no snacks in class,
07:45and I already brought them in the class.
07:47Hmm, you're good. You should be a lawyer.
07:49But I'm still gonna arrest you for intention to distribute,
07:51because there's no way you're gonna eat all these by yourself.
07:53All right.
07:53That's okay. I ain't scared of nothing. I ain't scared to drop the soap.
07:56Whoa, Junior, Jeffy just got arrested.
07:58But he's a real one. He didn't snitch.
08:00Dealing on the streets are hard.
08:01Dude, what are you gonna do? You lost all your product.
08:03I'll get more. We just have to be more sneaky.
08:05Just don't get caught. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
08:09All right, guys, I got a new plan.
08:10I'm gonna sell the snacks out of my backpack so I don't get caught.
08:12What do you want, Cody?
08:13No, it's okay, Junior. I already bought a snack.
08:15You already bought a snack? From who?
08:16From the new dealer.
08:17New dealer?
08:18He's so hot.
08:19You bought a snack from him too?
08:20Yeah.
08:21Oh, man. I wish I was at Three Musketeers.
08:23But who's the new dealer?
08:24What's up, Junior?
08:25Little T, what are you doing here?
08:27Oh, man, I'm selling snacks at school, and I'm making a killing!
08:32What, uh, what do you think you're doing?
08:34I'm doing my thing. What do you think you're doing?
08:36I'm selling my snacks, trying to make a living.
08:38So you better get stepping, because it's my block.
08:40Nah, nah, nah. This is my block.
08:42I've been moving a lot of product over here, so this is mine.
08:45See, I've been selling snacks on this block for days now.
08:47You just can't come up here and ruin our homie's business.
08:49Oh, okay, okay. What snacks you sold today?
08:52Well, I haven't sold any today, because Chef PeePee woke up late,
08:54and he had to brush his teeth, and we got stuck in traffic,
08:55so you got here early.
08:56Oh, okay. Early bird gets the worm.
08:59Unless the bird gets shot.
09:00What you trying to say? What you trying to say?
09:02I'm trying to say my snacks are better.
09:03Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah.
09:04My snacks smell bad, snicker!
09:07What? You trying to go to war, huh?
09:08Oh, yeah, we can go to war.
09:10If you're feeling froggy, then leave.
09:11Ribbit, ribbit!
09:12Oh, okay.
09:13All right, class!
09:14So we changed the board to say no snacks in class,
09:17because apparently there was some confusion yesterday.
09:21Yeah, we made an arrest yesterday, too,
09:23and we're pretty sure it was the snack kingpin,
09:25so hopefully there's not going to be any more snack dealing going on.
09:28But don't try anything, because I got eyes like a bat.
09:31You better not snitch.
09:32Oh, I don't snitch. I just murk fools.
09:35Oh, good luck with that, fool!
09:37Oh, okay, yeah, we'll see about that.
09:39I'm going to kill him.
09:40Junior, it's just snacks.
09:41No, I'm going to kill him.
09:43I'm going to shoot him.
09:44No, Junior, don't shoot him.
09:45Don't throw your life away over snacks.
09:47You don't understand, Cody.
09:48This is my life now.
09:49I'm married to the streets.
09:50Man, I got so much money!
09:51I'm about to Abraham Lincoln this fool.
09:53Oh!
09:54Ah! You shot him!
09:56Why did you shoot him?
09:57What's wrong with you?
09:58I'm crazy!
09:59You guys better not snitch on me,
10:00or you'll be next.
10:01Hide the gun.
10:02Oh, my God!
10:03Oh, my God, okay?
10:04Stay with me.
10:05You're going to be okay.
10:06I got shot, man.
10:07Who shot you?
10:08It was...
10:09It was...
10:10Yeah?
10:11I ain't no snitch.
10:12No!
10:15Snitches get stitches!
10:18I'm going to find out who shot you,
10:19and I'm going to avenge you, I promise.
10:21All right, that's it.
10:22Who did it?
10:23Huh?
10:24Huh?
10:25All right, I'm going to search every gas
10:26in every backpack
10:27until I find the weapon.
10:28Oh, no!
10:29Hey, you, kid,
10:30let me search your backpack.
10:31Uh, why?
10:32Because I want to know what's in it.
10:33It's just a bunch of school stuff.
10:34All right, then show me.
10:36Okay.
10:37Let me just reach into my backpack!
10:39You don't want to do this, kid!
10:40I have nothing to live for!
10:41Well, neither do I!
10:42I got an ugly wife,
10:43I got 60 jobs,
10:44I don't care if I die!
10:45Go ahead and shoot me!
10:46Pull the trigger!
10:47I'm not scared!
10:48Come on, watch!
10:49Do it!
10:50Pull the trigger!
10:51I don't care!
10:52Look, I'll do it for you!
10:53I can't do it!
10:54Yeah, I know,
10:55because you don't have the guts.
10:56And to be honest,
10:57neither did I.
10:58I was scared beyond belief there.
11:00I can't actually believe I did that.
11:01I'm a badass!
11:02Well, look,
11:03I didn't mean for it to get this far.
11:05I was just trying to sell some candy.
11:07I know, I know, kid.
11:08It's okay.
11:09We're going to get you some help.
11:10Come on.
11:11Hey, Junior.
11:12What kind of punishment did they give you?
11:13Yeah, dude.
11:14They suspended me for three days.
11:15Oh, Junior,
11:16they really threw the book at you.
11:17Yeah, it's going to be
11:18on my permanent record for life.
11:19Oh, colleges aren't going to like that.
11:21Yeah, my dad's really mad.
11:22Where are you guys
11:23going to get your snacks at now?
11:24I'm trying to quit this stuff.
11:25Yeah, me too, dude.
11:26My stomach hurts.
11:28Hey, Joseph,
11:29I'm going to fart Cody's face.
11:30Oh, dude, dude,
11:31it's going to be so gross.
11:32Hey, Cody.
11:33Yeah?
11:35That's good.
11:36That's a good toot.

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