The Jeremy Kyle Show (28 Feb 2017)
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00:10On today's show...
00:12So you thought he was with friends, he was on the car show saying he'd been with Amy for a week, give me up, he's with her...
00:17Shut up, you're a useless cunt!
00:20You're now with her ex!
00:24I told you it was over!
00:27You're now with her scumbag!
00:30All you want is a cheap alliance, scumbag!
00:34George, who are you?
00:36I'm Becky's boyfriend.
00:37Destiny was texting me, trying to get with me when I split up with Amy the first time.
00:41You'll never be like me!
00:43What? No, no, no, stay, mate.
00:45Go to it!
00:46Stay!
00:47We have access to the building stage now.
01:18There we go.
01:24Thank you, my friends. Good morning and a big, big welcome to the show.
01:26Now, our first guest today, Tasha, is here to confront her ex, Dave.
01:30Now, Dave has actually appeared on this show before with another woman he claimed he was seeing,
01:35but at the time, Tasha is at home and believed that she was still in a relationship with Dave.
01:40Now, Dave is still with this same woman, but Tasha is now in a relationship with his new girlfriend's ex-partner.
01:46Confused?
01:47Sir, my listen, it's really simple.
01:49They swapped!
01:51Tasha says ex-Dave is harassing her and her new partner.
01:54She's here to tell him to stay out of her life once and for all.
01:56This is a story! Tasha's on The Kyle Show, that way!
02:05Oh, my God!
02:06How are you?
02:07I'm OK.
02:08You little minx.
02:09Right, hold on a minute.
02:10So, so, you're, you're, you...
02:12We've met dodgy Dave before.
02:15DJ dodgy Dave, with the...
02:17Plastic DJ.
02:18What does plastic mean?
02:21Don't you run from me!
02:23You're nothing but a prostitute!
02:25Shame on you!
02:26Why can't you stay in it?
02:28Come on, then!
02:30Can't you play?
02:31Why can't you stay in it?
02:32Stay in it?
02:33What do you like?
02:35Nothing.
02:36Damn it!
02:37Look at you!
02:38Did you, um, did you go away?
02:39Did I?
02:40Oh!
02:41I told you I'd done it!
02:43Silly!
02:46Right.
02:47So, let, let's just...
02:49I love that.
02:51I should dye the hair like me.
02:53Can you shut them up?
02:54I want to get, let's get to the story.
02:56So, you're with DJ dodgy plastic Dave.
02:58Hear me out.
02:59Right, here we go.
03:00And, and he says to you, I'm out with friends.
03:03He said I'm, I'm out visiting a friend.
03:06And actually, he was on the Jeremy Kyle show...
03:08He was already here.
03:09With his new, well, with his other girlfriend, Amy.
03:12Yeah, prostitute Amy.
03:14And you thought that you were together
03:16when he was here declaring undying love for her.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Then he comes home and says,
03:20oh, by the way, I wasn't with friends,
03:21I was on the Jeremy Kyle show.
03:22No, he didn't tell me.
03:23No?
03:24He didn't even tell me, he didn't even tell me
03:25we broke up, he changed his Facebook.
03:27Let's just play the previous show.
03:28Watch this, it's brilliant.
03:29Watch, where are you going?
03:30I'm going to...
03:32DJ!
03:33All right.
03:34Clear?
03:35No!
03:37So, how long have you been with DJ Double Decks?
03:39For a week.
03:40For a week?
03:41We just got back together for a week.
03:42A week?
03:43You were with him before Anthony, weren't you?
03:45Yeah.
03:46Right, you get off the stage now,
03:47I've got a lot to do with you.
03:48Get off!
03:49If he has to go off, why does he get off?
03:51It's between me and you, not to do with that.
03:52Are you all right?
03:53Get off!
03:54Are you all right?
03:55No, get off.
03:56Truth, truth comes, man.
03:57Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
03:59Yeah, it looks like your truth.
04:00Get off, mate, get off.
04:01Yeah, yeah, yeah,
04:02it's what we're going to do next week, mate.
04:03Get off.
04:06Come on, we've got plenty of fun now.
04:08You go, you go off the stage,
04:09nothing to do with you, lads.
04:11Well, we did a pregnancy test,
04:12do you want the good news or the bad news?
04:13The good news.
04:14She's not pregnant at all.
04:16Get off!
04:18Get off!
04:23Do you know I've spent my life looking confused?
04:25A week.
04:26A week?
04:27A week.
04:28I'm going to give him a week.
04:30Get off!
04:32So you thought that...
04:34Well, wait a minute, I told you it was over.
04:36I told you it was over.
04:38No, you...
04:39I'm going to go.
04:40This is where it stops.
04:41Bye.
04:42Scumbag!
04:44Scumbag!
04:50So you thought he was with friends,
04:52he was on The Kyle Show saying he'd been with Amy for a week.
04:54Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out,
04:56before we bring him out.
04:57That's the first time.
04:58That's what I'm going to tell you,
04:59you thought you were still together,
05:00but in the time that's ensued, he's with her...
05:03Shut up, you silly cow!
05:06You're now with her ex.
05:09Yeah.
05:10So you've...
05:11Oh, shut up!
05:12You've swapped.
05:14We never got together, straight away, me and Anthony,
05:17we were friends.
05:18He came and had the boss come and tell me
05:21that he was cheating on me.
05:22And now you're sleeping with Anthony?
05:24Yeah, well, he's twice the man that wrote that...
05:29Why are you here?
05:31Why am I here?
05:32Yeah.
05:33To show how much a cheating scumbag
05:37he actually is.
05:38Do you remember my last show?
05:40I was his girlfriend.
05:41Do you know what I mean?
05:42And he's made you look like a...
05:46I'm not going to lie to you.
05:48He has made you look like a proper...
05:52He's made me...
05:53I am not pregnant!
05:55It's you and her and your silly little...
05:58So you...
05:59Stop taking cocaine and you'll get somewhere!
06:02Where's your...
06:04Sorry, sorry.
06:05Come on in!
06:07Sorry, sorry, come with me.
06:09You disappear.
06:10So you're here today to say,
06:12I thought you were with me, you were with her,
06:14I'm now with Anthony, everything...
06:16Let's get DJ Dodgy Dave on the Jeremy Cole Show!
06:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:28You're a nobody!
06:31You are a nobody!
06:32I appreciate that.
06:33All you are is a cheating lying scumbag!
06:36Right, OK.
06:37When I told you to do one,
06:38then I got with Amy the next day.
06:40No, you never!
06:41No, you never!
06:42In fact, we got back together.
06:44We got back together with Amy.
06:46Really?
06:48Really?
06:49So why can't you do your drugs test?
06:51Of course.
06:52Of course.
06:53Why would I prove anything to you?
06:55Sorry, you called me that, I'm not the same...
06:57Right, you were here, you said you were with Amy.
07:00She was at home, she thought you were with her!
07:02I was supposed to be with her.
07:03When?
07:04No, you never!
07:05On the Wednesday night.
07:06No, you never!
07:07We were here on the 15th.
07:08Oh, Amy, shut your mouth!
07:10You...
07:11...prostitute!
07:12Stop it, really, Amy!
07:13Where's your money?
07:15Why...
07:16Why...
07:17Hello?
07:18Why did you lie to her about being on the last show
07:21if you weren't with her, then?
07:23Why did she think you were out with friends?
07:25I didn't lie to her.
07:26You...
07:28You're a liar!
07:29No, I never!
07:30Come on, mate.
07:31Oi, stop shouting, you're lying, aren't you?
07:33No.
07:34You...
07:35I have no reason to lie.
07:36I took the lie detector test for you.
07:37So you're happy with Amy?
07:38Yes.
07:39You said to my team,
07:40Tash is a born liar, she's told us she's pregnant,
07:42she was a rebound, I was only with her to make Amy jealous,
07:45Amy is the love of my life.
07:47He described you as a rebound.
07:48A rebound.
07:49She says you're a rebound!
07:51That was the biggest mistake of my life!
07:53So what are we all here for?
07:55Yeah, why are we here?
07:56Why are we here?
07:57You tell me why we're here!
07:58You tell me.
07:59Because you were going around telling people you were pregnant.
08:02And then you go to the pub,
08:03getting people to kick you in the stomach when you're pregnant.
08:05Are you pregnant?
08:06So really, are you?
08:07No, I am not pregnant, Jeremy.
08:08Really?
08:09He put this round, not me.
08:11He put this round.
08:12Why do you think she's pregnant?
08:14She told a friend of mine that she was pregnant.
08:16So she's now with the bloke who used to go out with Amy
08:19that we met before, what do you think about that?
08:21No, it's just another ploy, isn't it, together?
08:23A pair of them.
08:25Are you jealous of the fact that...
08:27Oh, God, it's going to get worse in a minute.
08:30Are you jealous?
08:31I don't know, isn't it?
08:32Are you jealous of the fact that she's with Anthony?
08:34No.
08:35Let's get Anthony back on the Jeremy Carl show that way!
08:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
08:42What did you do, Jeremy?
08:43You've got a ball of plastic on your feet!
08:45But she's got...
08:46But-a-ba-dum, but-a-ba-dum, but-a-ba-dum, but-a-ba-dum.
08:48But, DJ, I'm stopping next to him, not like you!
08:51Bit of a crazy frog, eh?
08:53Plastic DJ, you, I'd have told you, no?
08:55What's a plastic DJ?
08:57Plastic DJ?
08:58One at a time.
08:59A DJ has the X, man, all he does is press...
09:03..button on the keyboard, eh?
09:05I was a DJ for 12 years and I only ever pushed one button,
09:08love, there are differences.
09:10Well, that wasn't very good, obviously it wasn't.
09:12Right, hold on a minute.
09:13Devastated by the fact that Amy's with her,
09:15you've jumped into bed with his ex?
09:17Wait, what?
09:19What?
09:20His mum didn't get with me, he was with his mum, wasn't he?
09:22What?
09:23Look, his mum didn't get with me, he'll be with his mum, won't he?
09:26Get with who?
09:28Cos she's not been texting.
09:30She was texting me when I split up with Amy.
09:33Who are you?
09:34I'm Desti's boyfriend.
09:35She was texting me when she split up with Amy.
09:37Desti's your mum, you haven't had sex with Desti, have you?
09:40Desti was texting me, trying to get with me
09:42when I split up with Amy the first time.
09:44More lies!
09:46More lies!
09:47More lies!
09:50Hello, hello, confused.
09:52Excuse me, shut up, go away.
09:54Oi, sit down.
09:55So, you watched the Jeremy Carr show
09:58and thought that he was with you but he was with Amy.
10:00You were with Amy, you're now with her.
10:02You're with the mother, you can sit down, oh, you are.
10:04Who was texting me when I split up with Amy?
10:06You're with the mother, Desti, what's your name?
10:08Under.
10:09And you say that Desti wanted to have sex with you as well.
10:12Yeah.
10:13Did you know that?
10:14Not a lot of rubbish.
10:16Lies!
10:18Lies, Jeremy, all that comes out is magic.
10:21He was texting my mum on Facebook, saying,
10:23do you want to get rid of me?
10:25Are you lying? Were you cheating on her?
10:27Were you on this show with your next relationship
10:29before you'd finished it with her?
10:31No, I wasn't cheating on her.
10:32Yes, I was on the show.
10:33Yes, I was on the show.
10:34Big boy.
10:35No, I wasn't cheating on her.
10:36What do I have to say to this?
10:38Come on, then.
10:39You're nothing but a liar!
10:41Cheating, stop it!
10:44Yeah, he did a drugs test, so...
10:48Could I ask a question?
10:49Ask my mum one.
10:50Why did you do a drugs test?
10:52Because, Jeremy, he...
10:54asked for one.
10:55What's he got to do what he thinks?
10:56If you're not with him, why don't you tell him to do one?
10:58Do I? He's told everybody I'm on drugs.
11:02If she did a drugs test, why wouldn't you do one?
11:04I don't have to prove anything to them.
11:06So why have I got...
11:08..to you?
11:09Stop sending me those sex messages.
11:11Who's threatening you?
11:12I don't have a girlfriend yet!
11:14Stop it!
11:15Jeremy, you've got other messages!
11:17I'm not in the back yard.
11:18I'm not in the back garden.
11:19Jeremy!
11:20Can you not talk?
11:21You have to show everything.
11:22So you're saying Amy's still texting...
11:24No, not Amy.
11:25She's still texting...
11:26What did you just say?
11:27Somebody's sending you messages, who?
11:28Yeah, yeah.
11:29Tasha, on the Minion page.
11:30Saying what?
11:31I asked you to leave me alone!
11:33I want you and that out of my life!
11:36But you...
11:37Yes!
11:38Go away!
11:40It's got me flicking...
11:41...yourself!
11:42You're trying to be like me!
11:44You're never going to be like me!
11:46He's asked you to dye your hair cos he wants you like me!
11:50What did they ever say in that?
11:52They ever say in that?
11:53It's like a drummer day every morning.
11:55Tiff, where's me phone?
11:56Where's my phone?
11:57Where's my phone?
11:58LAUGHTER
12:01Right, OK.
12:03After the break, we got Amy, right,
12:07who you used to go out with
12:09and you thought he wasn't with when he was
12:11and you were with him.
12:12Then we've got Destiny, the mother...
12:14Who liked me to split us up in the first place.
12:16Destiny wanted you but now she's with Andrew
12:18and we might have a drugs test.
12:20We haven't got a lie detector test.
12:22And Steve's still here.
12:23Back in a minute!
12:24Take your shoe off.
12:25Take your shoe and socks off.
12:27Take your shoes off.
12:28I told you.
12:29You said you got drugs in your shoe.
12:31Take your shoes off.
12:32No, thank you.
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13:24Before the break, just to...
13:25You came on the Jeremy Cowell Show with your girlfriend
13:27and said, I'll be with Amy for a week, which is lovely.
13:29We are told by Tasha,
13:30you were told that he was going out for the day,
13:32then you found out he was on the Jeremy Cowell Show,
13:34you thought you were still with him.
13:36You found out that he was with Amy by you, who were with Amy,
13:39and you've jumped into bed with her now.
13:41Then we add into the mix your mother, Destiny,
13:43who apparently he's tried to have sex with as well,
13:45but she's with... I'm completely confused.
13:47Amy's on the Jeremy Cowell Show.
13:49She's back that way.
13:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:53LAUGHTER
13:58You'll never be like me!
14:00Look at you when you throw a stick, mate!
14:02Go to...
14:03Stick!
14:06Sorry, what do you mean... Why?
14:08To be honest, he's...
14:11Who is?
14:12Her.
14:13Why, have you had sex with her?
14:14I never touched her, so long as I live.
14:16Dave said that having sex with you, apparently,
14:18was like having sex with the boy.
14:20Oh.
14:21It was like that, Jeremy, like...
14:26Do you know what? He wasn't that good.
14:28He's got a...
14:29LAUGHTER
14:31Make a fine bus.
14:33What about Anthony? Is he good in the...
14:35Anthony's not...
14:36Anthony's having a debate on how small our...
14:41It's really descended so far.
14:44Fleck?
14:45What's with your hair?
14:47Ding, ding, ding.
14:48Ding, ding, ding.
14:49Shush, shush, shush.
14:50So, on the last show, you came here with him, right?
14:52And you were with him for a week.
14:54She says that's a blatant lie and that he was with you,
14:56but he was also with her. Why are you laughing?
14:58It's a cheat. She's a liar.
15:00To be honest, mate, she is a liar.
15:01Amy, he was...
15:03No, he wasn't.
15:04..when he was...
15:05Yeah, he wasn't.
15:06Yeah, yeah.
15:07All right.
15:08Were you seeing...
15:09I'll take the lie detector.
15:11Were you having...
15:13No.
15:14You look a bit cocky in this.
15:16I'm not a cheat. I hate cheats.
15:18But you were with her when you...
15:19You've all cocked out their heads.
15:21God, I'm giving a short finish, mate.
15:22I hate cheats.
15:23Are you going to make threats now, are you?
15:25Are you making threats?
15:26Sorry, hold on. Why are you making threats?
15:28Because she shouldn't lie about being pregnant.
15:29And you shouldn't make threats on national television,
15:31you total doughnut,
15:32because the police will see it and do something about it.
15:35Right, you.
15:36How do you feel?
15:37How does he feel about Anthony now being with his ex?
15:41Not really. I'm glad I got rid of him, to be honest.
15:43Yeah, I'm glad I got rid of him.
15:44He won't be able to buy for me.
15:45Tell you what, stay out of our lives.
15:47Yeah, and stay off our Facebook.
15:48Stop commentating on...
15:50No, no, no, no, stop.
15:52That's all you can say, mate.
15:54Go to...
15:55to get some teeth, darling,
15:56because you really need to get them sorted out.
15:58If they need to take yours out with glue, mate...
16:01At least I've got some in.
16:03Look at the state of you.
16:04You're nothing but a tramp.
16:06Because you're the substitute...
16:11Excuse me.
16:12Don't use disgusting language like that.
16:15Are you a prostitute?
16:16No, I'm not.
16:17Are you asking for money?
16:18No.
16:19Not in my life, I am.
16:20So you think... What?
16:21Not in my life, I haven't.
16:22Well, that'll be a no, then.
16:27So you're happy with her, are you?
16:29Yeah, I'm happy with her.
16:30I want them to stay out of our lives.
16:31So you're saying they're harassing you?
16:32Yeah, right.
16:33Where did this...
16:34Do you believe she's pregnant?
16:35Hold on a minute.
16:36She says she's not pregnant.
16:37Where did that come from?
16:38She's been going round telling everybody where David works.
16:40Where did it come from, David?
16:43Where did it come from?
16:44You told that!
16:45And you told everybody in the pub!
16:48I think if you spent less time in the pub,
16:50you'd all make more sense with your lies.
16:52But I could be wrong.
16:56Why would she be saying she's pregnant if she's not?
16:59Well, she's told everyone in the pub.
17:01What, that he's made her pregnant?
17:03Because, what, is she jealous of you two?
17:05She sent me a text message on the minute.
17:07Are you trying to split them up?
17:08Is that the thing here?
17:09And I'm paying for this kid, blah-de-blah-de-blah.
17:11Listen, I don't want him back.
17:14He can go and drop dead.
17:16That, I do not want him back.
17:18I am happy.
17:19Are you with Anthony just to get back at these two?
17:21No.
17:22How did it happen, you and Anthony, then?
17:24We were friends.
17:25For how long?
17:26We've only been together two weeks.
17:28Well, just to let you know, to nail that, she...
17:30We were friends.
17:31And is he better in bed than...
17:32Yeah.
17:33Yeah?
17:34He's twice the man he'll be.
17:35Really?
17:36He never lifts his hands to me.
17:37Pardon?
17:38He never lifts his hands to me.
17:39Not like some people.
17:41Listen, mate, he's never lifted his hand to me.
17:43How long have you been with him?
17:44I swear to God.
17:45If you've ever said...
17:46..at you, then you're having a laugh.
17:48I swear to God.
17:49Really?
17:50You are a muppet, mate.
17:51Keep lying.
17:52Keep lying.
17:53Look at you, you're cocked out your head.
17:54Have you been violent?
17:55Never.
17:56Has he been violent to you?
17:57Never.
17:58Yes, he has, Jeremy.
17:59Well, have you tried pulling a knife on me?
18:01Get off you.
18:02You're the one that's...
18:03..so don't you be...
18:05..and all the...
18:06..and all the...
18:07..and all the...
18:08..and all the...
18:09..and all the...
18:10Sorry, can you move a second?
18:11That's your leg, isn't it?
18:12Yes.
18:13Why, I'm there.
18:14He did it to me, Jeremy.
18:15He did that to me.
18:16You disgusting...
18:17..you disgusting...
18:18..you disgusting...
18:19You think I would?
18:20Yeah, you would.
18:21You really think I would?
18:22You disgusting me.
18:23You think I would, little boy?
18:24Jeremy, put the other one...
18:25Oi!
18:26..show, believe it or not.
18:27Have you been violent to her?
18:28No.
18:29Not at all?
18:30Not at all.
18:31She went upstairs and ripped all her pants
18:33and did that to herself.
18:34She's done a little drugs test, why wouldn't you do one?
18:36I don't have to prove anything to her.
18:39How does Destiny come in?
18:40Is Destiny your mum?
18:41We know she's with Randy Andy, but he said you...
18:43So, Destiny...
18:44Destiny, all right?
18:45So, Destiny wants you as well?
18:48Yeah, she sent me text messages.
18:50Saying what?
18:51Saying that she wanted to get with me.
18:53If you want to get with me, then don't bring it in.
18:55Destiny's back on the Jeremy Goshen, the mother...
18:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:05You!
19:06You're a liar!
19:10You're a liar!
19:11You're a liar!
19:12You're a drug dealer!
19:14So, what have I done to the picture?
19:16I knew you were dirty!
19:17I'm telling you!
19:18Really?
19:19Spit it to me out.
19:20She's got...
19:21You want to spit your bloody one, Big Teeth?
19:22Spit it to me out!
19:23You're a...
19:27I decided to point out you're not getting past the big man,
19:29just so you're aware.
19:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:33Everybody else, be quiet.
19:35You're only...
19:36Right, so, help me out here, right?
19:38Your son is with...
19:39Be quiet!
19:40He's with Amy.
19:41Then we come on the show, she's with DJ Dodgy Dave, right?
19:43Now he's with his ex.
19:45How did you feel about that?
19:46Cos these two are brilliant.
19:47He was really into Tasha when she came on the floor last time.
19:50Cos she's a nutter, she's a liar!
19:52And the poor...
19:53Right, right, right, right.
19:54Why not take her to a drug test? Go on!
19:56Go on, Big Teeth.
19:58Your ex-husband has gone on Facebook and said,
20:00it's all my fault, Emma, yeah?
20:02So I already said, you're still pregnant with my baby.
20:04But you know, you got proof the last time you was with...
20:06That's what you got, you said.
20:08Cos she wasn't pregnant.
20:09That's what you always say about your...
20:11She's not pregnant, Justine!
20:12She's still pregnant!
20:13She's still going around saying that!
20:15She's not pregnant, you...
20:17Who's pregnant?
20:18She's still going around saying she's pregnant with Anthony's baby.
20:21Are you pregnant?
20:22I've got the implant in my arm.
20:24I've got the implant in my arm.
20:26This is why I brought you here today!
20:28This is why I brought you here today!
20:30All right, stop! Why did you bring her here today?
20:32Because she's going around saying that she's pregnant.
20:34Are you... No, you're not pregnant, we've done that.
20:36I am not pregnant, Andy.
20:37Right, why wouldn't you...
20:38Welcome back.
20:39Could we just be quiet?
20:40Did you try it on with DJ?
20:41Did I? Cos you're a liar!
20:42Messages...
20:43You're a liar!
20:44Messages...
20:46You're a liar!
20:47You're a liar!
20:52It's not happening, it's not your destiny
20:55to get anywhere near her!
20:57Get in your...
21:04Sit up.
21:05It's a truth hurt.
21:06It's a truth hurt.
21:07It's a truth hurt.
21:08Truth hurt!
21:09Truth hurt!
21:10I can tell the truth.
21:11I can tell the truth.
21:12I hate liars and I hate thieves.
21:14Oh, shut up.
21:17Sorry.
21:18Could we just...
21:19Shut him up!
21:20Could we just calm down a minute?
21:22Sorry about that.
21:23What? Shut up!
21:25Why are you so angry?
21:26Because they're both liars.
21:27Start talking.
21:28They're both...
21:29Jeremy, they're both liars.
21:30I mean, essentially, they have swapped partners.
21:34Yeah, but he was with Tasha when he came on the last show.
21:37What's it... What's it done to Tasha, then?
21:39It's destroyed her.
21:40She thought she was with Dave.
21:42Yeah, which was...
21:43He came on this show with Amy.
21:44She was told the truth by your son Anthony.
21:46Now Anthony and she are together and what,
21:48are they harassing each other or what?
21:50No, they're harassing them on Facebook.
21:52Well, then just cancel your Facebook account
21:54and get on with your life.
21:55They have cancelled it.
21:56They have cancelled it.
21:57So what, they're going to split them up?
22:00Yeah, if Tasha's that scared,
22:02she won't even go back to her own house.
22:04Did you send text messages to Dave?
22:06No, he's a liar.
22:07He says you were absolutely...
22:08He is a liar.
22:09He describes you as like...
22:10He said you were trying it on.
22:12Old Andrew in his cardigan got quite upset.
22:15Well, he was...
22:16Because Amy tried it on with Andrew in the pub.
22:19That's what it's all about.
22:20Why wouldn't Dave do a drugs testing?
22:22Because he takes drugs and he's got drugs in his sock.
22:25No, he's got a knife in his sock.
22:27It's under his shoe.
22:29Take your shoe off.
22:30Take your shoe off.
22:32Take your shoe and socks off.
22:33Take your shoes and socks.
22:34I'll sort it.
22:35He says you've got drugs in your shoe.
22:37Take your shoes off.
22:38No, thank you.
22:39Take your shoes off.
22:40Look at his face.
22:41Look at his face.
22:42There you go.
22:43Take your socks off.
22:45Two pairs.
22:46Why two pairs?
22:47I don't know.
22:48He's always been wearing two pairs.
22:49Smelly feet.
22:50Do they have a sink?
22:51Yeah.
22:52Destiny, you can come back.
22:53Oh, dear.
22:54I don't know why I suggested that.
22:55Don't touch him, man.
22:56You'll get...
22:57You'll get...
22:58With no drugs in his shoes.
22:59No, it's inside his train, under his train.
23:01He's got a blade.
23:02That's why he can't see nothing.
23:03Go on, then.
23:04Tell me where.
23:05Show me.
23:06I don't want your shoes.
23:07It's gone.
23:08Search him.
23:09It's where?
23:10Whereabouts is the drug?
23:11Where are the drugs?
23:12They're not in our ears.
23:13It's inside his soul.
23:14They're inside his soul.
23:15Oh, God.
23:16There's nothing even in there.
23:17Jeremy, I wouldn't...
23:18There's nothing there.
23:19There's nothing there.
23:20There's nothing there.
23:21There's nothing there.
23:22There's nothing there.
23:24She says she never sent you any messages.
23:26I think you're just all throwing stuff at each other just for point scoring.
23:31It isn't the point, right?
23:33Do me a favour, right?
23:34I didn't want to come on here.
23:35Just be quiet a minute, right?
23:36You've done a drugs test.
23:37You're happy with Anthony.
23:38Do me a favour during this break.
23:40If you're what you say you are, then you lot can go your own ways.
23:43She's done a drugs test.
23:44Do a three-minute, one-hour in the air break.
23:46We'll nail this, finish it, and you can get on with your own damn lives.
23:49Yes or no, do one.
23:50Yes.
23:51Yeah?
23:52Yeah.
23:53He'll do it during the break.
23:54Back in a minute.
23:55Don't go anywhere.
23:56Your approval's wrong.
23:57Your approval's wrong.
23:58Shut up.
23:59Shut up.
24:00Your approval's wrong.
24:01You dragged me here.
24:02You can't do your drugs test.
24:03Stop reading this.
24:04Stop reading this.
24:05Stop texting me.
24:06You stop texting me.
24:07Stop texting me.
24:08Shut up.
24:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:20Welcome back.
24:21You're going to love this.
24:22I've just heard from Graham, right?
24:24Given it all large and hazardous...
24:26Has he not done a drugs test?
24:27No, no.
24:28Why?
24:29Waiting there with the nurse.
24:30What do you mean?
24:31Why?
24:32Why won't you do one?
24:33I thought you were...
24:34What's all this about?
24:35What do you mean you won't do one?
24:36Why should I?
24:37Because you said you were going to.
24:38I've come here.
24:39Hang on.
24:40You said you were going to.
24:41So you are hiding something.
24:43Just tell me what drugs you're on.
24:45I want to see the results.
24:46What?
24:47I want to see the results.
24:48You're not bothered.
24:49You say you don't care about it.
24:50She's done a test.
24:51You haven't.
24:52Why not?
24:53I don't care because I don't want to do a test.
24:54I don't have to prove anything to anybody.
24:56Out there, you said you were going to do one.
24:58I'm not doing one.
24:59You're taking drugs, aren't you?
25:00No.
25:01Of course you are.
25:02Because if you weren't taking drugs,
25:03you would take the test and you would pass the test.
25:05I don't need to take the test.
25:07So you waste my time, yeah,
25:08and I'm stood here like an absolute idiot.
25:10So what do we do next?
25:11Oh, no, she's back now.
25:12Won't take the test.
25:13You won't do a drugs test
25:14because look at your state of your life.
25:17You can't ask why you won't take the test.
25:19Really?
25:20Right, here we go, here we go.
25:21Here's the thing, right?
25:22Really?
25:23She's done it.
25:24Sorry, Danny, that way.
25:25She's done a drugs test.
25:26I've done it because you asked for it.
25:27And you failed on cannabis.
25:28I'm positive.
25:29I'll tell you what, I swear to God.
25:30You failed on cannabis.
25:31I haven't.
25:32You failed on cannabis.
25:33I haven't touched cannabis.
25:34So prove to me you're wrong.
25:35You haven't done it.
25:36You didn't buy sleep.
25:37Somehow, wait a sec.
25:38Oi!
25:39Somehow, you failed on cannabis.
25:40The fact is, he's saying,
25:42I will, I won't, I will, I won't,
25:43like I haven't got better things to do.
25:44Why would you be interested in her results?
25:45Why don't you do one now?
25:46Because I know she's on cannabis.
25:47I'm so interested in my results.
25:48Do one.
25:49Do you still love her?
25:50I drank last night, so what?
25:51I failed on cannabis, so what?
25:52Do you still want to be with her?
25:53No, I don't want to be with her.
25:54I don't want to be with her.
25:55Go and do your drug test then.
25:56Go on.
25:57Go and prove it's wrong.
25:58Go and prove it's wrong.
25:59Shut up.
26:00Go on, shut up.
26:01Go and prove it's wrong.
26:02You dragged me here.
26:03You dragged me here.
26:04You dragged me here.
26:05You dragged me here.
26:07Go on, shut up.
26:08Go on, shut up.
26:09Go on, shut up.
26:10Go on, shut up.
26:11Go on, shut up.
26:12Go on, shut up.
26:13Go on, shut up.
26:14Go on, shut up.
26:15Go on, shut up.
26:16Go on, shut up.
26:17Go on, shut up.
26:18Go on, shut up.
26:19Go on, shut up.
26:20Go on, shut up.
26:21Go on, shut up.
26:22Go on, shut up.
26:23Go on, shut up.
26:24Go on, shut up.
26:25Go on, shut up.
26:26Go on, shut up.
26:27Go on, shut up.
26:28Go on, shut up.
26:29Go on, shut up.
26:30Go on, shut up.
26:31Go on, shut up.
26:32Go on, shut up.
26:33Go on, shut up.
26:35Do what I ask.
26:36I don't like it.
26:37I don't like it.
26:38You've lied.
26:39I don't like it.
26:40Hold on a second.
26:41Come here.
26:42Do not.
26:43Oi.
26:44Oi.
26:45Oi.
26:46See you.
26:47Darling, come here.
26:48Come here.
26:49I want to speak.
26:50Come here.
26:51Touch her.
26:52Touch her.
26:53Touch her.
26:54Come on.
26:55Calm.
26:56Calm.
26:57Calm.
26:58Calm.
26:59Calm.
27:00Calm.
27:01Calm.
27:02Calm.
27:03She, shh, shh, shh.
27:04I don't know how I felt that drunk testimony
27:05because I haven't smoked anywhere.
27:06Listen.
27:07You could have been around other people.
27:10You shut up.
27:11They haven't drunk her last night, it's alright.
27:14Maybe you were around other people?
27:15Right, hear me out.
27:16For me, the whole issue here is whether or not this guy,
27:19hear me out, was doing the dirty on you behind your back
27:21when he came to...
27:22It was him.
27:23I mean, everybody saw me.
27:24Stop.
27:25I don't even know why I'm going to do this
27:26because I'm pretty sure it will smack me straight in the face.
27:29Oi! Come here and calm down.
27:31Come on.
27:32Oh, hold it. Just, just calm. Come here.
27:36I don't even know why I'm doing this, right?
27:38I'll do the rest of the show,
27:39cos this is the most futile argument I've ever heard.
27:42You've got half an hour. We'll put you on a lie detector test,
27:45prove to her that you weren't cheating on her with...
27:49Let me down and I'll find you. You're doing a lie detector test.
27:52I'll bring you all back at the end of the show. Give them a round of applause.
27:54We'll get this nailed, I promise you, all right?
27:56We'll get this nailed. Wait for me.
28:01Well, let's see. Maybe we'll see him at the end of the show if,
28:04big if, he does that lie detector.
28:06Right, my next guest today, Neil, is here for an all-important DNA test
28:09on his partner, Ria's six-month-old son.
28:11Now, Neil and Ria are in a polyamorous relationship.
28:14However, after a meeting, Ria fell pregnant shortly after,
28:17leaving them both in doubts as to whether Neil has fathered this kid.
28:20He says these results mean everything to his partner
28:22and hopes they get the answers they need so they can move on.
28:25It's a detailed story. Polyamorous relationship
28:28basically means an open relationship.
28:30It's new to me and this show. Neil is on The Jeremy Carr Show.
28:33Give him a round of applause.
28:41So help me out, cos I'm 51 and there are things I don't know.
28:44Polyamorous, for people watching this, what does that mean?
28:47That means that we're in an open relationship
28:49and we are happy to meet other couples or singles in the bedroom area.
28:54You and Ria, you would allow each other to sleep with other people?
28:59Yeah. We're always within the building,
29:03depending on what sort of event it might be.
29:07It might be that we're at a party, it might be that we're at our own home.
29:11We had certain rules and... What are those rules?
29:15The rules were, at the time when we started, Ria was only early 30s,
29:19so she didn't want any males over 50.
29:22Just stop right there a sec.
29:26Just a little dig there, wasn't it, eh?
29:28There's you having sex with everybody
29:30and you've just killed a 51-year-old man stone dead.
29:33Another rule was she didn't want anyone black,
29:37not cos she's racist in any way, because normally they're quite big.
29:42And the other rule...
29:48I can't believe...
29:50This is my mate in the front of the audience.
29:53I can't believe you've done that.
29:55It's true, though, isn't it?
29:59My mate! You've had a day with that, haven't you?
30:03I'm going to simply ask this question and you don't have to say anything.
30:07Watch his face, watch the camera. Is it true?
30:10I'm not saying anything.
30:12Good luck. Thank you.
30:14I just want to say, and this was something you both wanted to do,
30:17this was something that you both felt very confident about
30:20and it helped the relationship, but the thing that shocked me,
30:23and I'm being honest with you, Neil, when I read this this morning,
30:26was, you know, your life is your life, she had unprotected sex,
30:29which is why we have this DNA doubt.
30:31Now, was that not a rule?
30:33Cos I would have thought that that was very intimate, if I'm honest.
30:36Certain couples, that would be a rule and it would be a definite no-no.
30:41With us, it's not that important to us.
30:46But consenting adults, I get,
30:48people who make decisions, absolutely they're right,
30:51but isn't that adding, if you like, a further risk factor
30:54by having unprotected sex with strangers, in effect?
30:57And we're here because of that.
30:59We're not here because of polyamorous relationship,
31:01we're here because that happened.
31:03It is a risk and, yes, it can happen,
31:06and, yes, today we could get a result
31:08that we don't really want, that particular result.
31:12But what about sexually transmitted diseases?
31:14We talk long-term, always on this show, about those things,
31:18and protected sex is what people need to be talking about, surely.
31:22The people that we're doing it with,
31:24they are professional people in what they do with their...
31:31Listen, I'm going to nail this so that you know.
31:34Consenting adults, your bag, absolutely you're right.
31:37To me, I find it astonishing,
31:39and we are here doing a DNA because of this,
31:42that the number one rule wasn't,
31:45it doesn't matter whether they're professional people,
31:47to have unprotected sex,
31:49and we've talked about sexually transmitted diseases,
31:51you could end up, in this instance,
31:53maybe having a child through somebody else.
31:55That's not a polyamorous relationship.
31:57That's slightly irresponsible, isn't it, if I'm honest?
32:01It is, but it's...
32:06You have your rules.
32:08Yeah. Do you wish that that rule had been in place,
32:11if I'm being straight with you?
32:13Do you wish that one of the rules had been...
32:15Probably not.
32:16No? Probably not.
32:18I just look at that child,
32:20and I think that's a massive risk for you to take as a couple,
32:24and that child today might not be yours,
32:26because that wasn't a rule.
32:28The thing is, we do what we do because we want to do it,
32:32and we're happy to do that.
32:35That's not the issue. I'm talking about the consequences.
32:37What about now the kid's born?
32:39Is it something that you stop now?
32:42We haven't done anything since Alfie.
32:48Can I say something else very quickly, without cutting you off?
32:51You say you're really happy.
32:53Explain to me why your missus is crying on screen then.
32:57Probably the shock of being here.
32:59Or maybe the shock of finding out
33:00that you might not be the father of a kid.
33:02Do you think that...
33:03You have to get this right, because I know how strong you are on this.
33:05I am not criticising your decision to have an open relationship.
33:09What I'm saying is there surely has to be the acknowledgement
33:11of an irresponsible act in terms of the unprotected sex,
33:14and her tears.
33:15I'll ask her very quickly if that's right with you,
33:17but that's in my heads going round, right?
33:19Do what you want, but do it, I don't know,
33:22in a safe way.
33:24Really nice to meet you, darling.
33:26Thank you for coming on.
33:27Why are you crying?
33:30Because I feel stupid.
33:32You're not stupid at all.
33:33I've said it five times.
33:35An open relationship is your choice.
33:37I'm going to ask you a straight question.
33:38Do you want the truth?
33:39Yeah.
33:40Do you not wish one of the rules had been that you had protected sex?
33:42Yep.
33:45Why would you not say that then to him at the time?
33:48Well, it used to be,
33:50and then obviously we got good friends with a lot of the people
33:53that we actually do it with,
33:54and most of them are really good friends with us now.
33:56They're not strangers to us,
33:58so we know who they've been with and what they're doing.
34:01Can I ask you a question?
34:02Yep.
34:03You just said had to do it with.
34:05You went along with this to please him, did you?
34:07No.
34:08I did it because I wanted to try out something new.
34:12Sitting here now, though, today,
34:14you regret it, don't you?
34:15Yep.
34:17What will it mean if this child is not his?
34:20It will hurt us,
34:22but I know for certain that Neil is adamant
34:25that it's not going to change anything.
34:29Tell me about...
34:30I mean, he was very honest, Neil, and I like his honesty.
34:32He said that, you know, he suggested it, you went along with it,
34:35you agreed, you thought about it the first time.
34:37Was that weird?
34:38Yep.
34:39Very weird.
34:40Why?
34:42I got quite jealous, the fact that he was with someone else.
34:47Quite insecure.
34:49But sort of went along with it and carried on.
34:52But there again, not just jumping in,
34:54but I felt jealous, I felt insecure, I went along with it.
34:57How do you go from that to, oh, yeah, it's great.
35:01How does that work?
35:03I don't really know, to be honest.
35:06I want to take you out there, I want to do this DNA.
35:09I hope that you guys get the result you want, but I don't know.
35:12But I think you also need to talk,
35:14because I'm going to say this,
35:16cos I'm sure he will understand what I'm going to say.
35:19Nobody has any right to tell anybody how to live their lives,
35:22physically, emotionally, whatever,
35:24as long as you're within the confines of the law.
35:26However underlined, I'm utterly unconvinced
35:28that this is what you want to do.
35:30I don't know. This is it now.
35:32I'm going to tell him, come on.
35:34Cos I think, I think, I think...
35:38Sorry.
35:39I think so.
35:40You all right?
35:45Do you still want to do this open relationship,
35:48despite the fact that you might or might not have a kid, yes or no?
35:51No.
35:54You do really, don't you?
35:55No.
35:56In the future?
35:57In the future, possibly.
35:58Do you want to do this in the future?
36:00Tell him, this is absolutely central to this.
36:02No, I don't want to do it anymore.
36:05Look at each other.
36:07Look at each other.
36:24Why wouldn't you have told him that before?
36:28I don't know.
36:29Obviously, since, like, my boys have come along,
36:32I'm grateful I've got two boys,
36:33cos I was told I'd never be able to have children,
36:35so to have two boys, they are my world now,
36:37and to me, that's my past.
36:39They are my future.
36:42How do you feel about that now?
36:44Yeah, absolutely fine by me.
36:47Are you scared that he'll try and do it with somebody else
36:49or that he'll leave you because I'm not having a go at you?
36:51That's his bag.
36:52I would hope he didn't.
36:54Would you stop doing it for her?
36:56Yeah.
36:57Stories are very different on this show all the time.
36:59The issue always was, when I read this,
37:01that we're here because you don't know the paternity of your kid,
37:04which is the result of unprotected sex.
37:06It wasn't one of the rules.
37:07Do you regret that?
37:08I would suspect, when you strip it down,
37:10that probably should have been the number one rule.
37:12I also wanted her to be honest.
37:14I didn't know she was going to say that.
37:15She might have said, yeah, look, I've got two kids,
37:17and you would be entitled and happy to do that,
37:19but I don't think you want to at all,
37:20and I think you have to respect that.
37:22I just am amazed you haven't been able to tell him.
37:24When you're that close and you can talk about such intimate things,
37:26why you couldn't tell him until you arrived in a television studio?
37:30Tell him.
37:32I was just scared you were going to leave me.
37:34I'm never going to leave. You know that.
37:36What have I told you about today?
37:38If Alfie's a no, Alfie called me Daddy last night
37:42for the first time in the hotel.
37:44He'll be saying it again in five years' time,
37:46ten years' time and 20 years' time.
37:49Right?
37:50APPLAUSE
37:59I think it's really easy on a story like this, you know,
38:03to degrade it,
38:06but I respect the fact that you both sit here and you say,
38:10look, that's what we chose to do.
38:12You've been terribly candid and said, I don't want to do any more.
38:14You've said, look, if that's fine, I love the woman, I'm going to be here,
38:17and you're saying, you know, maybe we should have done it differently,
38:20and maybe it isn't mine, I'll bring it up, but for you two,
38:22maybe today is a finishing point, really,
38:25where you get the results and you get on with your lives,
38:27and that's just an experience you had.
38:29But I think it was important that she said, you know, I was worried,
38:32and I think it's important that you fronted that out.
38:39What does he mean to you both?
38:41Everything.
38:43If he's not, would you be able to continue in a relationship with this lady?
38:48Would you be able to continue getting up in the middle of the night
38:50and changing his nappy and doing everything, knowing he's not yours?
38:53We started doing what we were doing after nine months of relationship.
38:58We've been with each other nearly six years,
39:01brought up two kids, bringing up two kids.
39:04Like I say, nothing's going to change.
39:06That's my son. He will always be my son.
39:10Why do you...
39:14Why do you cry every time you see your son?
39:18Cos he's my world.
39:20It has changed everything, hasn't it?
39:23Let's see those all-important DNA results, please.
39:25I think it's a really interesting discussion.
39:27You only have to look at your face to see what this means.
39:30I mean, you're as cool as a cucumber about your lifestyle, that's right,
39:33but this is massive, isn't it?
39:36The DNA test results show that Neil...
39:43..he's the biological father.
39:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:06I don't think there'll be any more open relationship, my friend,
40:09and so there shouldn't be, and I...
40:11Do you know what? As I said it, I said it before,
40:13respect to you both for saying that's what we did,
40:15but I think that is an absolute finishing point.
40:18Happy?
40:20Really? Yeah.
40:22Life's about experiences.
40:24But children?
40:26They're the be-all and end-all.
40:28Genuinely, I feel like a father.
40:30I feel like a father.
40:33They're the be-all and end-all.
40:35Genuinely, a fascinating insight and a real pleasure to meet you.
40:38Are you happy? Yeah.
40:39You're a family. That should be enough.
40:41Yeah? Yeah. I wish you the best of luck.
40:43Give him a round of applause. Thank you for coming.
40:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:49Good night to them.
40:50We'll let you know after this break,
40:52DJ Dave, who said he'd take a lie detector,
40:55join me and see what happens. We're right back.
40:57You say she can't get over the fact I don't want to be with her.
41:00DJ Dodgy Dave to do a lie detector.
41:02Whilst you were in a relationship with Tasha,
41:04did you have sexual contact with any other person?
41:06You said no. Why do you say no?
41:15Are you having problems with your ex?
41:17Are they interfering with your relationship?
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41:49Thank you very much indeed. Welcome back.
41:51You might remember my guests from earlier this morning.
41:53Well, they are back for lie detector results.
41:55Yes, DJ Dave did the lie detector.
41:57We've got DJ Dave and girlfriend Amy,
41:59and couple number two, DJ Dave's ex, Tasha,
42:02and Amy's ex, Anthony, cos let's be honest,
42:04they all swapped. They're back!
42:17What are you doing?
42:19Hurry up, come on!
42:21Right, just to recap for people, you know,
42:24who maybe need, you know, to spend an hour or so,
42:26let's get this absolutely right.
42:28You were on the Jeremy Carl show some time ago
42:31telling us that this was the love of your life.
42:33She said, he's a lying whatever.
42:35He went to the shops to see friends.
42:37The next thing I know, he's on the Jeremy Carl show
42:39saying he's got another bird.
42:40You're so devastated, you only found out the truth
42:42from you, who used to go out with her.
42:44And now you two are having sex.
42:46Now, you did a drugs test, which you refused to do,
42:49which proves you were cannabis.
42:51Yeah.
42:52You say you didn't smoke cannabis, you were around it.
42:54You agreed to do a lie detector,
42:56but said you wouldn't do a drugs test.
42:58Why was that?
42:59Why do I have to prove anything?
43:00Who are you?
43:03This is destiny, by the way.
43:04Put my shoes off again.
43:05This is destiny.
43:06You still want one of yours?
43:07This is destiny.
43:09Who actually, by the way, was accused of texting DJ Dave as well.
43:14And guess what I saw?
43:15You still want one of yours?
43:16Guess what I saw?
43:17You want to ask her about this?
43:18I saw the message and she did text him, mate, by the way.
43:22I'm being serious from her phone.
43:24It's not from my phone at all.
43:26Right, so I don't quite know what to say.
43:28Why did you do a lie detector?
43:30Why did you want him to do one?
43:31Because I wanted to know if he was cheating on me, Jeremy.
43:34And whether he was seeing it behind your back.
43:36You said, you know what, this is all BS,
43:38I don't want to be with her, they're welcome to each other,
43:40I'm happy with Amy, I've passed the test.
43:42Is that right?
43:43Yeah.
43:44You all passed the test, mate.
43:45You're a liar.
43:46That's fine.
43:47I know.
43:48You're a liar.
43:49You're a liar.
43:51So you're going to pass the test, yeah?
43:53What is this?
43:54I can't even speak.
43:56It's not very nice, is it?
43:57You said she's dying her hair to look like you
43:59because he wants her to be like you.
44:01You called her a prostitute earlier on.
44:03I don't...
44:04I beg your pardon.
44:06What did she just say?
44:07It's all right.
44:08What did she just say?
44:09What did she just say?
44:10Who's the one in the stage?
44:11She's the one in the stage.
44:13You think that's acceptable?
44:15You think that's acceptable, do you?
44:17Disgusting language.
44:18They sleep with you.
44:19Disgusting.
44:20For money.
44:21So let me get this right before I do this.
44:22You don't want to be with him,
44:23but you want to find out whether he was with her
44:24whilst he was supposed to still be with you.
44:26He's on telly with his girlfriend,
44:28you see it and go,
44:29hold on a minute, I thought I was with him.
44:31You find out from Anthony
44:32that actually he's doing it with her
44:34and now you're with him.
44:35So everybody's slept with everybody.
44:37Have you slept with her?
44:38No, would I, hell.
44:40That's what I was going to say.
44:42Why did you...
44:43You say this...
44:45You say she can't get over the fact
44:47that I don't want to be with her.
44:48So we got Dave, DJ Dodgy Dave,
44:50to do a lie detector.
44:51Whilst you were in a relationship with Tasha,
44:52did you have sexual contact with any other person?
44:55You said no.
44:56Why did you say no?
44:57Because I haven't.
44:58What a surprise.
44:59The test says he's a liar.
45:00Hold your...
45:01Hold your...
45:02Hold your...
45:03Hold your...
45:04Hold your...
45:05Hold your...
45:06Hold your...
45:07Hold your...
45:08Hold your...
45:09Hold your...
45:10Whilst in a relationship with Tasha,
45:11did you have sexual contact with Amy?
45:13He said no.
45:14This test says he lied on that question as well.
45:17Why...
45:18Hold on a minute.
45:19Come here.
45:20Oi, come here.
45:21Excuse me.
45:22I'm a bit confused.
45:23Get out of the way.
45:24Why are you upset?
45:25Why are you upset?
45:27You cheated with him against her.
45:29Whilst you were in a relationship with Tasha,
45:31did you have sexual...
45:32Shut up.
45:33...contact with Amy?
45:34He failed.
45:35Oh, this is brilliant.
45:37Come with me.
45:38Come on.
45:39Oh, this is brilliant.
45:40Oh, I don't know why you're running away.
45:42Why don't you come and face the music?
45:43Are you ready for this, Miss Scotland?
45:44Amy, hold on a minute.
45:45Whilst you were in a relationship with Tasha,
45:47did you have sexual intercourse with Amy?
45:49He said no.
45:50He lied on that as well, so they were at it.
45:53They were at it.
45:54They were at it.
45:55See you later and stay out of my life!
46:02Do you know I run around this building
46:03like you wouldn't believe,
46:04so you did have sex with her behind her back?
46:06No.
46:09I don't know.
46:10And why did you run off like that?
46:13Why did...
46:14What?
46:16Sorry, why did you run off?
46:19You did cheat on him against her, didn't you?
46:21Come on, be honest.
46:23You did, didn't you?
46:24Who are you talking about?
46:25You were with him behind her back, weren't you?
46:27No, I was not.
46:28Well, maybe you didn't know the truth and he was lying, darling,
46:31but the other question he failed
46:32was whether he's done it with anybody else,
46:34and it says he did,
46:35which means you don't suddenly believe your boyfriend, do you?
46:39Yeah, I don't believe it.
46:41Lying!
46:43I'm telling you now.
46:46Why does it matter?
46:47Why do you keep walking?
46:48Why does it matter?
46:50What are you still doing here?
46:51Why?
46:52Why does it matter, Jeremy?
46:53Why didn't you walk off?
46:54Honestly, why didn't you walk off?
46:57Come on.
46:59You're a liar.
47:00You're a two-faced liar.
47:01I'm a liar for what?
47:02Two-faced liar.
47:03Amy!
47:04Just a minute, why is he a liar?
47:05Amy, why...
47:06He said to me in the hotel yesterday
47:08that you didn't cheat on Natasha with me.
47:10No, I didn't.
47:11Oh, so you didn't tell her that you were with her,
47:16and you didn't tell her you were with her.
47:18So she's been duped as well.
47:20I know!
47:21So why are you calling her a prostitute?
47:23She's just found out that he's...
47:24She went on...
47:25I have told you...
47:26I'm not speaking to you.
47:27I'm not speaking to you.
47:28I'm just...
47:29You're not speaking to who?
47:30I'm just going to leave him.
47:31You don't want to be with him any more?
47:32I'm still being with him,
47:33whether people like it or not.
47:34Oh, you are going to be with him?
47:36You're welcome to it.
47:37You are welcome to it.
47:38So you don't trust him being going to stay with him, yeah?
47:40Being a bit cheat.
47:41So you did sleep with the both of them at the same time, yeah?
47:43Why did you fail the test, then?
47:44I don't know.
47:45How the hell do you have so much sex anyway?
47:47But there you go.
47:48You're happy with her, yeah?
47:49Yeah, I'm happy with her.
47:50You're happy.
47:51You don't steal our lives.
47:52Stop, you don't...
47:53That's it, then.
47:54I see, it's to steal our lives,
47:55to steal it away from us,
47:56and stop texting us on Facebook.
47:57Don't mind me.
47:58Messages, don't worry.
47:59See you in eight years.
48:00Do one.
48:01See you, then.
48:02On your door.
48:03Boy, that's a good ending.
48:04See ya, see ya, done.
48:05Thanks a lot.
48:06Bye.
48:07Very nice.
48:08Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
48:10See you later.
48:11And you, where are you going?
48:14Who's who?
48:18So he basically slept with both of them,
48:20and now they both know the truth.
48:21I'm going to lie down in a dark room.
48:23I don't have time.
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48:29We'll see you soon.
48:30Take care, bye-bye for now.
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