Potatoes and Dragons S1E03 - Elementary, My Dear Dragon
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00:00Long ago in Potato Land, There was a king, noble and grand.
00:08Some revered him, others did fear him, One dared to jeer him, a dragon, not a man.
00:15Hey ho, away we go, Get the dragon, get the dragon.
00:18Hey ho, away we go, Get the nasty dragon.
00:21Hey ho, away we go, Butcher him and cut him slow.
00:24Hey ho, away we go, Get the nasty dragon.
00:30LONG LIVE THE DRAGON
00:38And so here's wishing a long life to our king.
00:42Though white in hair that rascal time to him did bring,
00:46We know he still has many songs to sing.
00:50LONG LIVE THE DRAGON
01:20LONG LIVE THE DRAGON
01:50LONG LIVE THE DRAGON
02:20LONG LIVE THE DRAGON
02:51I gotta go and warn the dragon before Harry and Sherlock find him.
02:55Come on, Juju, let's go.
03:01Judging by the size of his tracks,
03:04it appears as though the dragon weighs 638 kilos.
03:09Therefore, his flame has a range of exactly 14 meters.
03:16Hello, my dear dragon.
03:21LONG LIVE THE DRAGON
03:24Just as I calculated, at a distance greater than 14 meters,
03:27the dragon's flame is ineffective.
03:42According to the famous dragon hunter Sir John Smith,
03:46you must strike precisely between the ninth and the tenth dorsal scale.
03:51I will therefore distract the monster while you deliver the final blow.
03:55Say, would it bother you if we did it the other way around?
03:59Sorry, old chap, but I'm afraid that my little magnifying glass
04:02won't work nearly as well as your big axe.
04:11How come you got me to dig that gigantic hole?
04:14Please, do not trouble me with useless questions.
04:17It's tea time.
04:20Hey, dragon, hey!
04:25Such lovely fresh air, isn't it, my dear monster?
04:33Too kind.
04:45One, two, three, four...
04:48Wait a minute, am I supposed to count from the top or the bottom?
05:01Get out of here, it's too dangerous.
05:03They dug a hole to trap you.
05:15I hate this job.
05:25Quick, we've got to save the dragon!
05:31See, if you'd listened to us, you wouldn't be in this mess.
05:34I think I know how we can get rid of this knife.
05:37Oh, there's a dragon!
05:40I mean, you knew that I'd screw up?
05:43Elementary, my dear Harry.
05:45By taking into account your feeble IQ,
05:48I concluded that this hypothesis was the most probable.
05:53Sir Sherlock.
05:56You should know that Melody is sneaky, mean,
06:00and a little bit of everything.
06:02She's a little bit of everything.
06:04She's a little bit of everything.
06:06You should know that Melody is sneaky, mean,
06:09and dumber than a bag of hay.
06:12All that matters is that she's pretty.
06:14Yeah, sure, but between you and me,
06:18she has horrible, ugly, knobby knees.
06:21And even worse than that, she has a bad reputation for scratching.
06:26Not a problem. I heal very quickly.
06:31Knobby knees?
06:37I must say, Melody,
06:39I'm afraid I cannot possibly marry a princess
06:42who exhibits such poor social behavior.
06:48So, you weren't really mad?
06:51I don't understand anything anymore.
06:53Why was the knight so mad?
06:55Elementary, my dear Juju.
06:57An English knight can never let the breaking of his teapot go unchallenged,
07:01especially just before a fight.
07:05Yeah!
07:13But... tea!
07:15It's a hemlock. It's five o'clock.
07:22I am going to miss him.
07:25Oh, well, at least he was nice enough to finally return.
07:29I never liked that hemlock anyway.
07:59To be continued...