• le mois dernier
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00:00La la-la-la-la la-la-la...
00:11La la-la-la-la la-la-la...
00:19Let me go! Let me go or I'll have the law on you!
00:23I'm innocent, I tell you!
00:24Order in the court. Order in the court. All right, what's the charge?
00:31I caught him trying to sell water from a public drinking fountain.
00:36It's a lie! Tis the fountain of youth I have, and I risked me neck to get it.
00:43It all started in Washington, D.C., where I was invited to appear before the National Society for the Prevention of Old Age.
00:53They were sure I was the man for the job.
00:59The services of the army were put at my disposal, and they provided me with the fastest means of transportation.
01:09In no time, I had me feet firmly planted on me destination.
01:28I had found the youth, so I knew the fountain must be close at hand.
01:44As I approached the jungle, I discovered I had unfortunately mislaid me compass.
01:52Being an expert in navigation, I was able to take me bearings by the stars.
02:09I wandered for days in the terrible heat, alone and starving with hunger, until a large tropical bird took a friendly interest in me.
02:28But he met with an unfortunate accident, and I never saw him again.
02:41Suddenly a storm broke, but a kindly creature offered me shelter.
02:50The rain soon stopped, but me troubles continued.
02:59Danger! Beware of quicksand!
03:03The sand was quick, but I was quicker.
03:07I landed in the water, and it was lucky I was a powerful swimmer.
03:21Being known as a lover of animals, I soon attracted all the local wildlife.
03:43You're a hard man, Baloney.
03:48At this point, without knowing it, I had come to the end of me journey.
03:54There it was, in all its splendor, the fountain of youth itself.
04:00I was just about to grab it when I was attacked by a horde of ferocious Indians.
04:07There must have been thousands of them.
04:11I was completely outnumbered, so I decided to take to the air.
04:20And in no time, I was back to civilization.
04:25And that's the truth, Your Honor, and this is it, the fountain of youth.
04:55Case dismissed!