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02:18Ha! Ha! Ha! C'est une bonne!
02:21Il n'a pas pu passer le test ultime!
02:23Oh oui? Je crois!
02:25Alors c'est ton tour!
02:27On va lui donner le test ultime!
02:30Je vais venir à la ville de Paddle Cap
02:33et espionner secrètement ton garçon!
02:36Je te le dis!
02:37Mon enfant va être un vrai slob!
02:40Si il sait ce qui est bon pour lui!
02:42Oh, c'est moi!
02:43Oh, c'est moi!
02:46Oh, Kissy Wimp!
02:48Comment vais-je vivre?
02:51Mon nom est Kissy Furlubby!
02:54Hey, tout le monde!
02:56Je veux rencontrer ma amie Barbie!
02:58Elle visite ma famille pendant quelques jours!
03:01Salut, Barbie!
03:02C'est gentil de vous rencontrer!
03:04Ma vie est terminée, je vous le dis!
03:07Terminée!
03:08Je n'ai pas de raisons de...
03:16Rire
03:19Proche de vous rencontrer!
03:21Je pense!
03:26Je vais faire une randonnée pour Barbie ce soir!
03:29Oui! J'espère que vous pourrez aller!
03:32En attendant,
03:34j'espère pouvoir vous apprendre à devenir un gentil slob!
03:37Ah...
03:40Kissy Fuzz,
03:41vous devez m'aider à devenir un gentil slob!
03:43Ok, ok, mais si vous voulez mon aide, vous devez m'appeler par mon propre nom.
03:48Le nom est Kissy Fur, allez-y, dites-le.
03:52K-k-k-k-k-kissy fur.
03:56Oh, je ne pensais pas qu'il pouvait le faire.
04:00Est-ce que tu es sûre de ça, Kissy Face ?
04:03Lenny, les Cackle Sisters ici vous apprendront à agir comme un chien de poule en peu de temps.
04:08All right, we shall first practice the proper way to sip hot tea.
04:13Hey, no problem.
04:22That's not the way to do it.
04:28Do it like this.
04:31Yes, Miss Fessy.
04:38Sorry, Miss Fessy.
04:43I'm telling you, Charles, that son of yours ain't gonna pass this test.
04:48And I'm telling you that you're wrong. He's a born slob.
04:52Well, I'll see about that.
04:55No time for refreshments. We must learn how gentle cubs introduce themselves to ladies.
05:03Yes, ma'am.
05:05Well, take our hands.
05:08Like this ?
05:10Yes. Now, bow down gently to kiss it.
05:14Hey, real slobs don't kiss hands. Look, look.
05:19Bow lower, Lenny. Lower.
05:24Very well, then. Rise back up again.
05:28Very well, then. Rise back up again.
05:41What are you talking about ? Can't you tell a slob when you see one ?
05:46Hey, I think I'm ready for the party.
05:49Yeah, but is anybody ready for you ?
05:58How do I look ?
06:00You look fine, Lenny. Calm down already, will you ?
06:04Yikes ! Here comes Barbie. I'm leaving !
06:07Come back here ! Barbie !
06:10Yeah ? You're cool ?
06:12Hi there. It's me, Kissy Bird. And this is Lenny. Remember him ?
06:16Yes. How could I ever forget ?
06:19Wow, wow, wow.
06:21Lenny's asking if you'd like to dance.
06:23Oh ? No, thank you.
06:26Howsoever, I would like some puns.
06:29You got it, toots. I mean, certainly, madam.
06:33Your wish is my command.
06:39Hey, Lenny !
06:41Dad, what are you doing ?
06:43I just want to tell you...
06:45...that I'm going to have a baby.
06:48Dad, what are you doing ?
06:50I just want to tell you...
06:51...that you're being tested.
06:52Tested ?
06:53Yeah. The headquarters here...
06:55...spy on you to see if you're a real slob.
06:57If you are, you get in the club.
06:59If you aren't, we're both out.
07:01Oh, no ! Don't worry, Dad.
07:03I'll be the biggest slob in the swamp.
07:06See ? Gotta run. Bye !
07:10Where's my puns ?
07:11Huh ? Oh, look. Why don't we just sit down and eat dinner ?
07:19Mmm ! This is simply deliciouso !
07:22Yeah ! Simply deliciouso !
07:28Now, this time, I distinctly saw your kid...
07:32...eating his food with a knife and fork.
07:36No way !
07:39Oh, no ! My dad and the headquarters...
07:42...they're gonna see me being neat !
07:44So what ?
07:45So if they do, then I lose my last chance...
07:47...to become one of the slobs !
07:49What am I gonna do ?
07:51Hey ! Maybe I can help you out.
07:56Hey !
07:57Food fight ? Oh, dear !
07:59Food fight ?
08:01Oh, yeah !
08:15Oh, yeah !
08:46Thank goodness I didn't get any of that food on me !
08:49Hey, your idea of a food fight was great ! Fantastic !
08:53Wonderful !
08:54Oh, hi, Bobby.
08:56I was just telling Kissy-Fur...
08:58...that his idea of having a food fight was disgusting !
09:01Yeah, I guess it was.
09:04Oh ! But I've never had such a fun time in my life !
09:16It's time to go home.
09:18Okay, Uncle Grunt.
09:20Uncle Grunt ?
09:22Hey ! You mean this neat little girl here...
09:24...with all the manners...
09:25...is part of your family ?
09:27Well, wait till the other slobs hear about this !
09:30What ? No, no, no !
09:32You ain't gonna say anything to them, are you ?
09:34Not if you decide to let Lenny become a member...
09:36...of our club !
09:40Anything ! Anything !
09:42He passes the test ! He's in !
09:44Yippee !
09:45Hey ! Maybe you better decide...
09:47...to make me a new assistant at Grunt !
09:52Welcome to the executive board...
09:54...assistant Grunt Charles !
09:57Thanks, grumpy old pal !
10:00Thank you, Kissy-Fur !
10:02I had a wonderful time !
10:05Goodbye !
10:07Bye !
10:08Can you believe that ?
10:10I go to all the trouble to become a gentle cub, right ?
10:13And she would have liked me even better...
10:15...if I'd just been myself !
10:16A natural slob !
10:18It's like my dad says, Lenny...
10:20...it always pays to just be yourself !
10:24All those charm lessons for nothing !
10:26What a big waste of time !
10:35Look out, now !
10:36Be careful !
10:40Ah ! This is the perfect place to camp tonight !
10:42Swamp Cub Scout !
10:46Great !
10:52So, when's dinner ?
10:53As soon as you get the firewood, Lenny !
10:57Getting these Swamp Cub Scout merit badges...
10:59...is too much rotten work !
11:01And it's so dirty !
11:06Why, when I was your age...
11:08...I hiked across the forest every day...
11:10...just for fun !
11:11Fun ?
11:12How can we have fun...
11:13...when he's always telling us to be careful ?
11:15Shelby's just too old for this !
11:18Gizzy-Bear, it's too bad your dad...
11:20...couldn't leave his camping trip...
11:22...like he was supposed to !
11:24I know, too !
11:25But the paddle boat needed some serious repairs !
11:27Besides, Uncle Shelby's not too old !
11:30Yeah ! Maybe we just have to give him a chance !
11:34We're giving him a chance, all right !
11:36A chance to ruin our camping trip !
11:40Whoa !
11:43Looks like you'll ruin the trip...
11:45...before Uncle Shelby has the chance !
11:47Now, you must be careful !
11:49Some of these harmless-looking plants...
11:51...can actually be dangerous !
11:53Like this one !
11:54One touch and you'll break out...
11:56...in itchy, blotchy bumps !
11:59Oh, what a beautiful flower !
12:06Whoa !
12:10Whoa !
12:14Why do I have the feeling...
12:16...that I'm getting too old for this ?
12:18Oh ! I'm getting old !
12:22I'm over the hill !
12:24I'm useless !
12:26Hey, Jolene !
12:27Y'all ain't that old !
12:29Besides, you was useless...
12:30...when you was a little bitty kitty !
12:32Oh, yeah, frog-face !
12:34You ain't exactly a spring lizard yourself !
12:37You're old, too !
12:38And lazy !
12:43We can't even catch us a decent meal anymore !
12:46Ridiculous !
12:47I ain't old near you !
12:49And we can get us a meal anytime we want !
12:52Oh, yeah ? When ?
12:56Shh ! Listen !
12:58Unless my ears deceive me...
13:00...it sounds like we's gonna eat right now !
13:04Come on !
13:05Now, when you're going through the tall brush...
13:07...you clear it away like this !
13:09Why is that, Uncle Shelby ?
13:11Well, you don't want any gators hiding in it...
13:14...waiting to pounce !
13:15See ? Gators !
13:17Gators !
13:18Run !
13:25Here are your tasty little snacks !
13:29Don't panic !
13:30I'll think of something !
13:32I hope !
13:35Steady up, mate !
13:36I'll handle this !
13:37Look here, Floyd !
13:38What kind of animal is that ?
13:40It looks like a big old rabbit to me, Jolene !
13:44Rabbit stew !
13:45My favorite midnight snack !
13:48Speaking of midnight...
13:52Say goodnight, blokes !
14:00Wow !
14:01Did you see that ?
14:04Good day, mates !
14:05Me name's Alligator Dundee !
14:07I'm the meanest alligator fightin' wallaby...
14:09...to come from down under !
14:11Down under what ?
14:12Well, thank you, Mr. Dundee !
14:14Looks like you saved the day !
14:17I'm afraid I wasn't fast enough !
14:23Why, mate, you can never be fast enough...
14:25...when it comes to gators !
14:27That's what I say !
14:29Well, thank you for your help, Mr. Dundee !
14:31Now, I'm sure you have to move on !
14:34Not really, mate !
14:35Mind if I join you ?
14:36Well...
14:39Oh, boy ! At last !
14:41Some real fun !
14:43Looks like rain !
14:44We better head in !
14:45Rain ?
14:46Not in your life !
14:48There isn't a cloud in the sky !
14:51See what I mean ?
14:52Come on, mates !
14:53There's a shelter over there !
14:55Oh, no !
14:56It's raining !
14:57It's raining !
15:01Maybe I really am getting too old for this !
15:07I told you, Floyd !
15:09We're too old !
15:10Oh, come on, Jolene !
15:12I hate it when you're depressed !
15:14Hit me with your wig !
15:15That always tears you up !
15:19Now, looky here, sis !
15:21What we need is to use our wits !
15:23Right, Jolene ?
15:24Jolene ?
15:28Jolene ?
15:32Come on, girl !
15:33We got work to do !
15:36In here, mates !
15:40Now, they're safe in there,
15:41and we're stuck out here !
15:43Got any other brilliant ideas ?
15:55Qu'est-ce que tu fais, oncle Shelby ?
15:57Jusqu'à ce que l'eau s'éteigne,
15:59on est coincés ici,
16:01avec ces gators là-bas !
16:03C'est tout un de mes plans
16:04pour s'occuper de ces gators
16:06pour le bien de Kitsy-Purr !
16:10Mais nous avons déjà des alligators !
16:13Oui !
16:14Depuis que tu as terminé ça,
16:15tu les as déjà attrapés !
16:17Hein ?
16:18Hey !
16:19Qui est-ce ?
16:20Il n'y a qu'une seule façon de le savoir, les amis !
16:23Qui est-ce ?
16:24Je suis juste un poisson amiable,
16:26et je m'appelle Noz !
16:28Pouvez-vous me donner des directions
16:30pour vos petits...
16:31Je veux dire,
16:32vos petits amis amiables ?
16:34Un instant !
16:35On s'en va !
16:37Le pauvre petit poisson !
16:40Non, ce n'est pas un poisson.
16:42C'est...
16:43Ces gators !
16:53C'est si sombre qu'ils ne verront jamais
16:55que c'est nous, les gators !
17:06Regarde, Noz !
17:07Regarde !
17:15Oncle Shelby,
17:16as-tu vu ça ?
17:17Oui, Kitsy-Purr !
17:19Mais ça prend plus de temps
17:20pour arrêter un gator pour le bien !
17:23Ah, Oncle Shelby !
17:25Qu'est-ce que tu sais
17:26de l'arrêt des gators ?
17:28Lemmy,
17:29Oncle Shelby sait une blague !
17:30Je sais que maintenant c'est le moment
17:32de dormir une bonne nuit
17:34et de prendre soin des gators demain !
17:44Bon,
17:45allez les amis,
17:46allons-y !
17:48Quoi ?
17:49On a un travail à terminer !
17:51On doit arrêter ces gators !
17:52Mais qu'est-ce qu'il y a de plan d'Oncle Shelby ?
17:54Oncle Shelby ?
17:56Tu es sérieux ?
17:58Oui !
17:59Si quelqu'un peut arrêter les gators,
18:00Alligator Dundee peut !
18:02Tu peux t'asseoir et attendre
18:04pour ces gators si tu veux,
18:05mais moi, Alligator Dundee,
18:07je vais chercher des gators !
18:13Bon, allons-y !
18:14Allons-y !
18:17Hé, mais...
18:18Allez les amis,
18:19on a toute la nuit !
18:20Attends-moi !
18:22Allons-y !
18:31Gators !
18:37Here I go !
18:52Je vois !
18:53Mon nouveau plan
18:54et ces vieux nids de poisson
18:55que nous avons trouvé
18:56ont fonctionné, Jolene !
18:57Tu es un génie, Floyd !
18:59Oh oh !
19:00Je dois aller chercher
19:01Oncle Shelby !
19:02Ah !
19:03Le stew de lapin !
19:05Mon préféré !
19:09Qu'est-ce que tu vas faire
19:10de ces gators, Jolene ?
19:12Peut-être du pain de porcupine,
19:14ou du waffle de Warthog ?
19:16Et comment de la soupe de tortue ?
19:19Hein ?
19:20Oui !
19:22Ah, regarde,
19:23plus de nourriture !
19:24Oh, ouais ?
19:25J'aime bien ça !
19:28Hé, qu'est-ce que c'est ?
19:30Ah !
19:31Bon appétit !
19:38C'est quelque chose
19:39d'une sorte de goûteuse !
19:41Hurray !
19:42Tu as gagné,
19:43oncle Shelby !
19:44Ouais !
19:45Qu'est-ce que tu fais ?
19:46On vient juste de le faire
19:47avec cette goûteuse
19:48de papier
19:49que j'ai cuisinée la nuit dernière !
19:51Elle va rester comme ça
19:52pour un bon moment !
19:54Ça va la garder !
19:57Oncle Shelby,
19:58tu es un homme à l'aise
19:59pour faire la course !
20:00Je suis peut-être vieux,
20:02Dundee,
20:03mais je suis vieux
20:04et intelligent
20:05pour savoir
20:06que c'est lent et stable
20:07qui gagne une course
20:08à chaque fois,
20:09mon ami !
20:10Oncle Shelby,
20:11tu as raison !
20:12Depuis maintenant,
20:13c'est lent et stable
20:14pour moi !
20:15Eh bien,
20:16je dois y aller !
20:17Je peux voir que
20:18ces gators sont en bonne santé !
20:19Au revoir !
20:20Au revoir !
20:21Au revoir !
20:22Au revoir !
20:23Au revoir !
20:26Tu vas bien ?
20:28Je pense qu'on a besoin
20:29d'une petite pratique
20:30avec ce boulot
20:31lent et stable !
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