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00:01His legs are still playing him up.
00:03Well, I told him not to run in the London Marathon.
00:06Anyway, he's not coming to the tenants' meeting with us.
00:09You're still coming in, Chuck?
00:10Hey, no way, bruv. I'm going out with that little waitress that I've blagged at the Pizza Palace.
00:14Eh? How did you manage to pull her?
00:16Well, I read somewhere that women are turned on by men in situations of power,
00:19so I told her I was a Euro-minister.
00:22And she believed you?
00:23Oh, yeah!
00:24She must be thicker than them pizzas she dishes out.
00:27Oi, don't get sardonic.
00:29Here, what's all this about, anyway?
00:30I'm writing out a list of questions I want to ask at the meeting.
00:33Oh, yeah? Like why the lifts are still out of action in our block?
00:36No, more important things than that, Bill.
00:38I mean, in the last year or so, right, we've had a crime explosion on this estate, yeah?
00:43And yet the police, they don't come near or by.
00:45And I want to know the reason.
00:46Well, they can't get on the estate, can they? The natives won't let them.
00:49Come on, that is rubbish.
00:51No, no, it ain't.
00:53Look, last month a copper came round just to return a lost dog,
00:56and we had three nights of rioting.
00:58Look, I don't care what their excuses are,
01:00I'm going to demand more police patrols on this estate.
01:03Not too many, Rodney.
01:06Come here.
01:07I'm writing out this catalogue of crime.
01:09See what the chairman's got to say about that.
01:11A catalogue? Let's call it some catalogue, innit?
01:13Look, May the 6th, Grandad's shopping trolley stolen from pram sheds.
01:19Yeah, well, that's the only one I can think of.
01:21Bennett, there are 2,000 storeys in the Naked City,
01:24and this plonker is looking for a basket on wheels.
01:28Look, I have heard of other crimes,
01:30but I don't know the times and the dates and what have you.
01:32I've got to provide details, not rumours.
01:35Well, why don't you tell them what happened to poor Rita Aldridge, then?
01:38Yes, good idea.
01:40Rita...
01:41What happened to Rita Aldridge, then?
01:44Last Friday night, she was indecently assaulted over by the Adventure Playground.
01:48No.
01:49Yeah.
01:50I saw this morning, she'd just been down to the police station.
01:52Right, there you are, you see? That's exactly the sort of thing...
01:56Hold on a minute, if this happened on Friday night,
01:59how come it's taken her till Wednesday to report it?
02:01Because she didn't know she'd been indecently assaulted until this morning
02:05when the bloke's cheque bounced.
02:20HE COUGHS
02:23HE COUGHS
02:27HE COUGHS
02:35HE COUGHS
02:43LAUGHTER
02:47HE COUGHS
02:50How you going, Dave?
02:53Oh. Oh, all right, Trigg.
02:55How you doing, boy?
02:56Nah, he's out.
02:58How's your grandad? His legs was playing him up.
03:00Yeah, well, it's most probably just a touch of fibrocytis, you know.
03:04Yeah, more than like. It's how my nan started off.
03:07Did you ever meet my nan?
03:09Well, only at her funeral.
03:10LAUGHTER
03:11You were at her funeral, weren't you, Dave?
03:15Trigg, why do you call me Dave?
03:17My name's not Dave.
03:20My name's Rodney.
03:22I thought it was Dave.
03:23No, it's Rodney.
03:25You sure?
03:26Yeah, I'm positive.
03:28I've looked it up on my birth certificate and my passport and everything.
03:31It is definitely Rodney.
03:34Oh, well, you live and learn.
03:36So what's Dave? A nickname, right?
03:38No!
03:40You're the only one who calls me Dave.
03:42Everybody else calls me Rodney.
03:45And the reason they call me Rodney is because Rodney is my name.
03:50Oh, well, I shall have to get used to calling you Rodney.
03:54Basil, are you going to get this meeting started?
03:56Me and Dave ain't got all night.
04:00Can't start the meeting without the vice-chairman in attendance.
04:03It's in our constitution.
04:04Well, how long's he going to be?
04:06Ooh, could be hell of a long time, son.
04:08He died a fortnight ago.
04:10Died?
04:12Well, what was the point in calling the meeting?
04:14Well, I was hoping if we'd had a bigger turnout to elect a new vice-chairman from the floor.
04:19You need a new vice-chairman?
04:21Well, if it'll help you out any, Baz, I'll nominate Rodney.
04:24What?
04:25Right, second it.
04:26Now, hang on a minute.
04:27All those in favour?
04:29Against?
04:31Nomination accepted.
04:32Welcome aboard, son.
04:36I don't want to be vice-chairman.
04:38I thought you was interested in all that political malarkey.
04:41Well, yeah, I am, but I don't want this job.
04:45Oh, well, I suppose Delboy was right all along.
04:49What do you mean?
04:50Well, he always said you was too immature to accept responsibility.
04:54Oh, did he?
04:56Well, we'll have to see about that then, won't we?
04:58Where do I sit, Baz?
05:05Where do I sit, Baz?
05:06Hey, oh, next to me here, son.
05:07Right.
05:09I declare this meeting open.
05:11Now, the first item on the agenda is my resignation.
05:16Rodney chair.
05:18Congratulations.
05:25Going down there then, Trigg?
05:26Yeah, I'll have a quick one with you, Baz.
05:27Oi, what about the meeting?
05:29Well, you'll have to close it, won't you?
05:30You ain't got a vice-chairman.
05:33Oh, yeah.
05:35Well, um, meeting closed.
05:39Well, he done that well, didn't he, Trigg?
05:47Huh?
05:48Yeah.
05:49That's enough.
05:50Oh, it's just air-lapping.
06:17Three for 25 feet, air-lapping.
06:19They're juicy, they're full of vitamin C.
06:21Suck one of these a day, you'll never catch scurvy.
06:23All you want is three, darling.
06:24There you go.
06:25God bless you, love.
06:26Look after yourself.
06:27Come on, girls.
06:28The finest Spanish oranges just in from Seville.
06:31They're fresh, then.
06:32Fresh?
06:33Fresh?
06:34They were playing castanets this morning, my darling.
06:35Three.
06:36There you go.
06:37Eins, zwei, drei.
06:38Right.
06:39Take that one for luck.
06:40Thank you very much.
06:41God bless you, my love.
06:42Right, don't swallow the pips, will you?
06:43Right.
06:44Come on.
06:45Where the ruddy hell have you been, eh?
06:46You know where I've been.
06:48I told you I had to go down to Town Hall.
06:49Yeah, you said you'd only be 20 minutes.
06:51That was four hours ago.
06:52Oh, yeah, sorry.
06:53Well, but, you know, I got a bit involved with council business.
06:56Oh, did you?
06:57Yeah.
06:58Well, of course I got a bit involved myself here, you know,
07:00with silly little things like trying to organise us some profit.
07:03Oi, you little git!
07:05You ought to get your priorities sorted out, my son.
07:07You want to make your mind up
07:08whether you want to be chairman of the Tenants Association
07:11or you want to work this pitch, right?
07:13No, no, because I had to go down
07:14and introduce myself to Miss McKenzie.
07:16Oh?
07:17Who's Miss McKenzie?
07:19She's in charge of the housing and welfare down at Town Hall.
07:22She's a very important lady.
07:24And she was very impressed with me.
07:26Oh, well, she would be, wouldn't she?
07:27I mean, like, you know, it's the suit, innit, eh?
07:29Well, yeah.
07:34What do you want, Freak?
07:35God bless, darling.
07:36She's very intelligent, actually.
07:38We got on really well.
07:39Yeah, well, they do say the opposites attract, don't they, eh?
07:42Come on, you.
07:43Get these crates sorted out, will you?
07:44What?
07:45Oh, come on, Del.
07:46I mean, don't you think it's going to be a little bit demeaning
07:49for the chairman of the Tenants Association
07:51to be seen humping dirty old crates around the market?
07:56Do you want any wages tomorrow?
07:59Where shall I put them?
08:01Don't tempt me, Rodney, don't tempt me.
08:10All right, Del boy?
08:11Oh, hello, Grandad.
08:12What are you doing here, eh?
08:13I've just been getting something in for dinner.
08:15Yeah? What have I got, Grandad?
08:16Er...
08:17Do you like haddock pie, Del?
08:19No, I don't.
08:20You've got haddock pie.
08:24Terrific.
08:25Oi, how's your legs?
08:26Still hurting.
08:27I told you.
08:28Do you know what they are, innit?
08:29They're growing pains.
08:31Look, if you want to hang on, I'll give you a lift back in the van.
08:33No, that's all right, Rodney.
08:35I'll try and walk it off.
08:37See you later.
08:38Yeah, see ya.
08:39Yeah, see ya.
08:42Has he got pineapples?
08:45No, I think it's just rheumatism.
08:49Oh, no, no, sorry about that.
08:52No, we ain't got any pineapples, love, you see.
08:54No, it's this weather we've been having, you know.
08:56You can't get the people to go out and pick them.
08:57Never mind, I've got some nice pineapple-tasting oranges here.
09:00No, I've got them in special today.
09:01I knew you was coming in.
09:02They come from Seville.
09:03They are Spanish.
09:04There's three for 25p, few six for 90.
09:07Come on, guys.
09:09And after that, what?
09:10Me and Miss McKenzie were thinking of forming a police and local community action committee.
09:15You want to get them pigging lifts fixed first?
09:19No, that's all right, that's all in hand.
09:22Oh, look at this.
09:23He ain't even put the shopping over.
09:25The lazy git.
09:26I'm going to sack him one of these days, I will.
09:28Hang about.
09:29Bill.
09:32Oh, my God.
09:33Grandad.
09:34Grandad.
09:36What's the matter with him?
09:37Well, how the hell do I know?
09:38Get hold of Brian Bacon.
09:39Yeah.
09:42No, he ain't been at this.
09:46I meant pour him some.
09:50Shall I give him a kiss of life?
09:52I ain't that bad.
09:55Good God for that.
09:56You're alive and awake.
09:59I just got up to switch over to Crossroads.
10:03And what happened?
10:04I don't know, Del Boy.
10:06I didn't see the end of it.
10:12We actually meant what happened to you.
10:14I just come over bad, Rodney.
10:17Me legs give way.
10:19Them stairs will be the death of me.
10:22Yeah, come on, come on.
10:23Get him into bed.
10:24Come on, Grandad.
10:25Come on, that's it.
10:26Get up.
10:27Look, I'll put him in the bedroom.
10:28You phone for the doctor, Rodney.
10:29Right.
10:30There's no need to call the doctor, Del Boy.
10:32I'll be all right.
10:33Now, you just shut up.
10:34It's nothing to do with you.
10:38Oh, good evening.
10:39Could you put me through to Dr Becker, please?
10:41Yes, it is an emergency.
10:44Hello, Dr Becker?
10:46Look, sorry to bother you,
10:47but it's my granddad.
10:48He's not very well.
10:49Yeah.
10:50Yeah, my name is Trotter.
10:51We live on the estate...
10:53Oh, you remember.
10:54Could you...
10:55Has what cleared up?
10:58No, I've never heard anything like that.
11:03No, no, no.
11:04You must be getting me mixed up with somebody else.
11:06Well, has he come in round?
11:08Could you come round straight away, please?
11:10You're going out to dinner.
11:12Tell him he can have dinner here.
11:14Yeah, you can have dinner here.
11:15He can have my added pie.
11:17Your added pie?
11:18Give us that, will you?
11:20Hello, Doctor.
11:21Now, my name is Del Trotter.
11:22Now, you don't know me,
11:23but we've got a mutual friend.
11:24Her name is Rita Aldridge.
11:26That's right.
11:27And I happen to talk to your good lady wife
11:29every day in the market.
11:30Right.
11:31He's on his way round.
12:02I want you to make sure
12:03that he gets plenty of sleep
12:04and lots of fresh air.
12:05Right.
12:06We could put his bed on the balcony.
12:10Fresh air.
12:11Fresh air.
12:12Haven't you noticed
12:13all the juggernauts and buses
12:14smoking their way past this place?
12:16The only fresh air my granddad gets
12:17is when he's listening to the archers.
12:19Well, there isn't very much I can do
12:20about the pollution problem.
12:21Well, I know, I know.
12:22I'm sorry.
12:23I'm sorry, Doctor.
12:24Doctor,
12:25what about his legs?
12:26His legs?
12:27His legs?
12:28His legs?
12:29His legs?
12:30What about his legs?
12:31Oh, don't worry.
12:32He's got legs like Nijinsky.
12:35Nijinsky's a racehorse.
12:37I thought he meant
12:38Nijinsky the Russian ballet dancer.
12:40I don't.
12:44Oh.
12:45Well,
12:46what's the matter with him then, Doctor?
12:47Exhaustion.
12:48Twelve flights of stairs.
12:50Difficult enough for a young man
12:51let alone someone of your grandfather's age.
12:53Now, what he needs
12:54is ground floor accommodation.
12:55Have you seen any of those
12:56new council bungalows
12:57in Herrington Road?
12:58Oh, yeah.
12:59They're lovely, aren't they?
13:00They've got three bedrooms,
13:01a little garden
13:02right opposite the park.
13:04Still, what chance do we stand?
13:06I mean, you need to have nine kids
13:08and speak with a foreign accent
13:09to get one of them.
13:10If you think it would do any good,
13:11I could write a letter to the council
13:13recommending you be moved.
13:15You did that for my mum back in 1962
13:18and they moved us here.
13:20I'm going to put the shop in all right.
13:22The only other thing
13:23that would hold a lot of sway
13:24with the council's housing department
13:26would be support
13:27from the chairman
13:28of the tenants' association.
13:29Now, who is the chairman
13:31of the association these days?
13:33It's me.
13:36All right.
13:37All right.
13:38Good boy.
13:39What?
13:40Hmm?
13:41Nothing.
13:42Good boy.
13:58I didn't know you were in here.
14:10You keeping a vigil?
14:15No, I'm just sitting here with Granddad.
14:21What have you got there?
14:22Oh, it's just some fruit.
14:25What did you get?
14:27Got him some grapes, have you?
14:29No, they're oranges.
14:33Orange.
14:34Oranges?
14:36I couldn't think of what else to get him.
14:40Look, Dale, you know I'd like to help.
14:42I've got nothing further to say on the subject.
14:45Be all granddad,
14:46I'd have a suck of that.
14:48How you could do this
14:49to your own flesh and blood,
14:50I've got no idea.
14:51Look, what's Miss Mackenzie going to think
14:53eh?
14:54I mean, I've only been chairman of the association
14:56for two days
14:57and already I'm into her for a new bungalow.
14:59I'm not concerned with...
15:00I'm not concerned with what Miss Mackenzie thinks.
15:02I'm only concerned with Granddad.
15:04I mean, look at him.
15:06I mean, his brain went years ago.
15:10Now his legs are gone.
15:12There's only the middle bit of him left.
15:17We could take him to Lord's.
15:19Lord's?
15:20Lord's?
15:21He don't even like cricket.
15:24I mean, the Lord's in France.
15:27Oh, Lord's in France.
15:28Yeah, no.
15:30No, that's no good.
15:31I mean, what you gain on the miracle cures
15:33you lose on the seasickness on the way home.
15:38Yeah?
15:39Still here, Dale boy?
15:41Yes, I'm here, Granddad.
15:42It's all right.
15:43Don't worry.
15:44Look, Rodney's brought you some oranges.
15:47I'll put them over there, shall I,
15:48with the other three thousand.
15:49You're a good boy, Rodney.
15:51You've always looked after your old Granddad.
15:56Rodney.
15:57Yeah?
15:58Put your hand under my pillow.
16:01Yeah, OK.
16:03What? What's under it?
16:05Just something, what was left to me by my Granddad.
16:14What is it?
16:15It's my Granddad.
16:17What is it?
16:18It's my Granddad's old cigarette case.
16:21He carried that with him right throughout the Boer War.
16:25That's a bit of history you're holding there.
16:27And I mean real history.
16:29Not like them Nelson's eye patches
16:31Dale boy flogs to the Tories.
16:36What's this big dent?
16:37Oh, there's a story behind that, Rodney.
16:40See, one night, my Granddad was on sentry duty,
16:44standing out there alone in the middle of Africa.
16:48And suddenly a sniper fired at him.
16:51The bullet was aiming straight for my Granddad's heart.
16:54But he had that cigarette case in his breast pocket
16:57and the bullet hit that instead.
17:00Jeez.
17:02It saved his life.
17:04Well, not really.
17:07See, the bullet ricocheted up his nose and blew his brains out.
17:15Look.
17:17I want you to have it, Rodney.
17:20What?
17:21My Gran always said it were lucky.
17:25Granddad, he made the bullet ricochet up his nose and blow his brains out.
17:30Yeah, well, could have ricocheted downwards and ruined his entire life.
17:35And do you know where he died, Rodney?
17:38Fighting the Zulus at the Battle of Rookstriff.
17:41No, was he actually there?
17:44Oh, cosmic.
17:48I always thought it was the Welsh.
17:50No, no, it was definitely the Zulus. I saw the film.
17:55Keep that with you always, Rodney.
17:57It'll be something to remember me by.
18:00Don't you talk like that, Granddad.
18:02It's all right, Granddad. It's all right.
18:04You'll remember what he done to you. I'll see to that. Don't you worry.
18:07Oh, don't keep on at him, Del. He's doing what he thinks is best.
18:12Besides, I've liked living on the ground.
18:15I've always been up in the air somewhere.
18:19I think I would have liked the garden, though.
18:22I could have grown some flowers.
18:25I've never, ever had a garden.
18:28Still, what you've never had, you never miss, eh, Del boy?
18:33Good boy.
18:35That's right, Granddad. That's right.
18:39Rodney, where are you going?
18:41I'm going to find Miss Mackenzie about a bungalow.
18:43I see. So, good boy, Rodney. Good boy.
18:46You know it makes sense.
18:48Welcome back. You're one of the family again.
18:53Del boy.
18:55I'd like to be cremated.
18:59Well, you'll have to wait till morning, cos they'll be closed now.
19:10Oh, God. Rodney, come on.
19:14Look, clear this place up.
19:16That old biddy from the council will be here in a minute.
19:18Del, I'd like you to meet Miss Mackenzie.
19:23Good evening.
19:29A tonde, I'm sure.
19:32Please do sit down, Miss Mackenzie.
19:34Can I get you a drink, tea, coffee, pina colada?
19:36No, thank you. That's very kind of you, Mr Trotter.
19:39Yes. May we, may we?
19:41Derek, please.
19:43Derek, I've just been in to see...
19:46I've just been in to see your grandfather.
19:48He's a very interesting man.
19:49He was telling me how his own grandfather had died at the Battle of Rourke's Drift.
19:53Ah, well, no. He wasn't actually at Rourke's Drift.
19:57What he was doing, you see, he was camped in a little field behind it.
20:01And one night, he went over to the Zulus to complain about the noise.
20:10Well, has it always been your ambition to work for the council, Miss Mackenzie?
20:14Please, call me Margaret.
20:15Margaret. Margaret. Do you know that is my most favourite name?
20:18Oh, thank you. Actually, when I left school, I wanted to be a choreographer.
20:22Really? What a coincidence.
20:23Because I always wanted to go into the medical profession myself.
20:28A choreographer, Del. It means she wanted to teach dance.
20:32Oh, yeah. Of course, that sort of choreographer. Yeah, yeah.
20:35Are you interested in dancing, then, Margaret?
20:37Well, I was a student of dance for two years.
20:40Well, it's amazing. So was I.
20:42Oh, really?
20:43Yeah.
20:44I was at the London School of Dance, Knightsbridge.
20:46My Uncle Del was at the Arthur Murray School, Lewisham.
20:49Thank you, Rodney.
20:51Rodney, why don't you go into the kitchen and put your head in the food blender?
20:56Well, do you like ballet, Margaret?
20:59Oh, yes, very much.
21:00Oh, so do I. It's terrific, isn't it?
21:02What about that Nijinsky, then?
21:04Nijinsky?
21:05Yeah, fabulous dancer, eh? Well, for a Soviet.
21:07Yes, I suppose so.
21:09I'm a great fan.
21:10Of Nijinsky's?
21:11Mm, yeah.
21:12Actually, I was thinking of getting a couple of tickets, you know, for one of the shows.
21:16Derek, Nijinsky died in 1950.
21:26Did she?
21:29She?
21:31Nijinsky was a man.
21:33Ah, oh, yeah, yeah, of course he was. Sorry, sorry.
21:36Cos, I know, I was getting mixed up with, er...
21:38Arkhal?
21:39Yeah, Arkhal.
21:46Well, that seems to be about it.
21:48I think I have all the information I need.
21:50How long will we have to wait until we know if our application's been accepted?
21:53You can know right now, Rodney. I've just signed it.
21:57You mean we've got the bungalow?
21:59Of course.
22:00Here's your new rent book and all the necessary paperwork.
22:04I don't believe it.
22:06You sure you don't want to double-check that for me?
22:08That won't be necessary, Rodney. Margaret knows what she's doing.
22:11Oh, I don't know what to say.
22:13Oh, just say thank you to the nice lady.
22:16Really, there's no need.
22:19I'm only too pleased to help.
22:21Many people get themselves voted on to tenants' committees purely for their own ends.
22:25But Rodney's different. He cares.
22:28He does, he cares. He's a diamond, he really is.
22:30Well, I hope you'll be very happy in your new home.
22:32I'll see you at our next committee meeting, then?
22:34Yes, yes, of course.
22:37Thanks again.
22:38I can't wait to tell Grandad.
22:41Well, I suppose we'd better get Chief Victor...
22:42No, I'll see Margaret out, Rodney.
22:46Excuse me.
22:49Don't drink it.
22:52Well, I suppose you must have pulled a few strings, eh?
22:55Well, let's just say I applied some rather liberal interpretations to our rules.
23:00Well, if only there was some way that I could show my appreciation.
23:03But, mon Dieu, mon Dieu!
23:05I mean, why don't I take you out for a nice celebratory drink?
23:08Oh, that's very nice of you, but I've got a lot of paperwork to finish.
23:11Oh, OK, well, you know, some other time then, maybe, eh?
23:14Yes. Well, goodbye.
23:16No, no, not goodbye, Margaret.
23:18No, just bonjour.
23:29Well, we've done it.
23:31Now, that is the power of being a chairman, Del.
23:33Leave it out. It was my chat what did it.
23:36Oh, yeah, it's your chat, yeah.
23:37Oh, I'm a choreographer, aren't you?
23:39Well, of course I've always wanted to be a medical professional.
23:42Boy, cut that out, will you?
23:45Have we got it, Del?
23:46Yeah, of course we've got it, Granddad.
23:48Look, we're moving next week.
23:50Hey, hey!
23:51My old man said, well, I'll be there.
23:54Dilly-dally on the way.
23:56Hey, hey, I'll get you a beer, Granddad.
23:58The man with me old man, he lives hot for a dog with me old cock.
24:03Dilly-dally, dally, dilly.
24:08We feeling a little bit better, are we, Granddad?
24:11I'm feeling on top of the world, Rodney.
24:13Do you know, I've thought as much.
24:15Because five minutes ago, you couldn't wiggle your toes
24:18and now you're doing an audition for the hot shoe show.
24:22You two have really stitched me up, haven't you?
24:25But not just me, Dr Becker and Miss McKenzie as well.
24:28Oh, shut up, you tart.
24:30We couldn't let you in on our little plan, could we?
24:32Because you, you're, well, to put it politely,
24:35you're full of principle, aren't you?
24:38Yeah, how else could we have done it, Rodney?
24:40We've got ourselves a beautiful new home,
24:42a bit of garden, a garage and no stairs.
24:46Granddad, the point is that we lot...
24:53Well, I suppose them stairs were a bit much for you.
24:55Yeah.
24:56And I can hardly blame Del for the lifts breaking down.
25:01Do you know, you even went to a...
25:03Right, come here, you. I'm going to hurt you really bad.
25:10Oh, hello, Marguerite.
25:12Did you forget something?
25:14Only my manners, I'm sorry to say.
25:16I've just realised that you quite naturally
25:18would like to celebrate your new home,
25:20but as Rodney would have to stay in with Granddad,
25:22you have no-one to go with.
25:24So, if your invitation is still open...
25:26Oh, yeah, well, of course it is, yeah.
25:28If you'd just like to hang on uno momento.
25:31I mustn't have too much to drink, though.
25:33It goes straight to my head.
25:35Is it really?
25:37Well, we'll have to keep our eye on you then, won't we, eh?
25:40Wait, listen, I'm off out.
25:41I don't know what time I'm going to be back,
25:42but don't put the chub on, all right?
25:44Listen, what I thought we might do
25:46is slip down the next head for a couple of swift halves
25:49and then we could go to this, well,
25:51go on to this little spic drinking club I know over at New Cross.
25:54I don't want to be out too late.
25:56Don't worry, we'll get you back in your flat before three.
25:59Oh, dear, don't forget the scarf is free.
26:06Well, hello again.
26:09He seems to be over the worst.
26:11Yeah, well, you know, it comes and goes.
26:13So it would appear.
26:15Collapse.
26:16What?
26:17Collapse.
26:18I shouldn't bother.
26:19You might do yourself an injury.
26:21Oi, you're going to need the keys if you...
26:23I am disgusted with the lot of you,
26:25but especially with Rodney.
26:27I believed you.
26:28I believe me.
26:30I assume you'll be resigning, Mr Chairman?
26:33First thing in the morning, yeah.
26:35And I'll tell you what I'm going to do in the morning.
26:37I'm going to do you all yet another favour.
26:39I'm going to save you the inconvenience of moving.
26:42Good night to you all.
26:47Margaret!
26:48What?
26:49We still on for that drink?