xian wang de richang shenghuo 3 dub episode 3
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00:21Shame.
00:22Do you want to know the real reason that you lost today?
00:25Why's that?
00:27Because.
00:29You don't watch the show.
00:36Whoa, dude.
00:37I didn't know you had so many herbs growing next to your house.
00:41Yeah, tons of them.
00:42I keep trying to tell you the junk you buy at the store is all mass produced in greenhouses somewhere.
00:47If you want to find the best herbs, you've got to come out here to the mountains.
00:52Hemostatic herbs there.
00:54Boy, am I happy we brought you.
00:57Yo.
00:59Watch your step.
01:00The herbs are so plentiful it attracts spiritual beasts.
01:03Gross.
01:04It's freaking huge.
01:05How big was this creature?
01:08Wait.
01:09I don't get it.
01:10Froggy too.
01:11If you smell the herbs, you should have smelled the poop too.
01:14You could have warned me.
01:18Hey.
01:19What?
01:20Be careful.
01:21Eh.
01:27Hey.
01:28Hey.
01:34Holy crap.
01:35You didn't tell us the beast would be super okay.
01:37Did you find it?
01:38No.
01:39Maybe the new tweaking planet brought him here.
01:45Who the f**k set this f**king trap?
01:47When I find the f**ker who did this out.
01:57Look.
01:58There's another one.
01:59It's a Rungarotora.
02:00Why the hell is it all the way up here?
02:05It's about to breathe fire.
02:06Get down.
02:15Did we make it?
02:27Huh?
02:28What's that?
02:35It's Hong Birdy too.
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04:17In ancient times, only the highest phase cultivators were allowed to capture spiritual beasts.
04:23But as they always do, times have changed.
04:35Anyone, including you, can be a Beastmaster.
04:41Beast Hunter Go.
04:42It's all the rage right now.
04:43With this new app, you can see all the wild beasts nearby.
04:46When you find one, you knock it out and capture it with your gourd.
04:53If you're successful, the beast becomes your pet, which is pretty cool, right?
04:57Man, why does this stuff sound so familiar?
05:00You know you want to give it a shot.
05:02If you beg hard enough, I'll give you my beta referral codes.
05:06So, you in or out?
05:08You shut up!
05:10Those beasts are our friends, not your playthings!
05:14Ungrateful idiots.
05:16Let's go.
05:17We are nothing like you, you got that?
05:20Before you mosey away, maybe get me out of this freaking tree!
05:24I'm talking to you!
05:28Well, Hao, why'd you get so worked up back there?
05:31You play Beast Hunter at home, don't you?
05:34So, why would you get so mad at Tong Birdy 2?
05:37At home, it's a game.
05:39But out here, people catch them on a whim,
05:42then abandon them when they lose interest.
05:44My parents, they run a pet shop.
05:47They've seen a lot.
06:02What's going on, guys?
06:04Why are there so many traps?
06:07Tong Birdy 2 did this.
06:09You think so?
06:11He's using them to catch beasts.
06:13If they're strong enough, he'll capture them.
06:16If they're weak, he'll let them die.
06:18All alone.
06:19Well, screw him.
06:21Always playing dirty games.
06:23Something's wrong.
06:27Over there!
06:36They call this beast a unihorn.
06:38A unihorn?
06:39He's hurt pretty bad.
06:41Will he make it?
06:42He's lost so much blood, I don't think he's going to recover.
06:45Why don't we eat him while he's still nice and fresh?
06:49It was a joke!
07:03Dad! Mom!
07:06Oh, man. They're not home.
07:08That's too bad.
07:10He'll be dead before they're back.
07:12Doesn't matter. We have to try.
07:22Hold him down.
07:28What's wrong?
07:29He's still bleeding.
07:31Long Ling, give me the herb we found.
07:36Here.
07:47Should clot his blood.
07:49Hopefully, he'll live.
07:51That's great. When's it ready?
07:53Two hours.
07:57Are you kidding me?
07:59By then, he'll be a freaking mummy!
08:01Think.
08:02One time on this TV show,
08:04you could put the herb straight on the wound.
08:06Chen Chen, no!
08:10Stay calm. Hold still.
08:12I can do modified CPR.
08:25We learned about this in class.
08:27Gotta keep him out of your mouth.
08:29Those herbs are toxic.
08:32He's doing better.
08:35The wound is beginning to heal.
08:48He'll fully recover after he soaks in an herbal bath.
08:57Found them.
09:01Mortal enemies always find each other.
09:11He was so messed up when we found him out there.
09:13I didn't realize his fur was so beautiful.
09:17He's bright silver. We'll call him Sylvie.
09:22He was in such bad shape.
09:24I can't believe he's healing so fast.
09:27Long Ling, he's really into you, huh?
09:32Amateurs.
09:34You've got yourselves an ancient beast.
09:36His blood is magical, which allows him to heal rapidly.
09:40Mr. Tong, might I ask what you're doing in my shop?
09:44If you're not here for cat litter, you need to leave.
09:47Article 106 of the Spiritual Beast Act
09:50states when two people hunt the same beast,
09:52whoever inflicts the first wound gets to claim ownership.
09:57I'm the one who sliced his leg with my sword.
10:00Hand him over now.
10:03So you're the scumbag who roughed him up, huh?
10:07Hey, what's wrong?
10:09Guess you leave me no choice.
10:11Let's settle this like our ancestors did.
10:14I challenge you to a real beast duel.
10:17Oh?
10:19I have a feeling you're going to regret this.
10:22A spiritual beast duel, as the phrase implies,
10:24is a battle between two spiritual beasts.
10:27Throughout Washu's history,
10:29it was commonplace for people to have bitter disputes
10:31about the rightful ownership of the beasts they had captured.
10:34In an effort to settle these debates,
10:36ancient cultivators drafted the Spiritual Beast Act,
10:39which allowed both parties to duel for their rightful ownership.
10:43If I win this, that magical little beast will be mine.
10:47And if I'm the winner, you two are banned from this mountain!
10:53Sounds good to me.
10:58Alright, your turn.
11:00You have a beast that can beat that?
11:02It'll be...
11:03Froggy 2!
11:06Not a chance!
11:09It's your fight, so you can settle it.
11:11Oh, come on, please!
11:12I thought we were best friends!
11:14That's it?
11:15You're just gonna sit there and watch him steal Sylvie?
11:18First I'm a dog, now I'm your friend?
11:22Your beast is too shy to fight.
11:24How sad.
11:25You might as well go ahead and surrender.
11:27Froggy, you too.
11:29Chill.
11:34Alright.
11:35But only because you're so desperate.
11:40Sylvie, what are you doing?
11:42Please don't go! You're gonna get killed!
11:48He's ballsy.
11:50I guess.
11:56Fine.
11:57You can fight if you want to.
12:04Might as well be waving a white flag.
12:06Alright, guess it's time to give him what he asked for.
12:09Rangarotura!
12:11Go! Take him out!
12:15Sylvie!
12:16Use Hundred Thousand Bot!
12:19Dude!
12:20We don't even know what skills he can use!
12:26Rangarotura!
12:32Okay, it's time!
12:33Let's hit him with Crash!
12:50It's so cute.
12:51How your little rat thought he'd win.
12:54But now it's time to end this silly charade.
12:57Alright, Rangarotura.
12:59Use Red Lotus True Fire!
13:02Look out!
13:03Dodge, Sylvie!
13:12Glad he dodged it.
13:13He's fast.
13:14Not quite.
13:22Almost there!
13:23Let's go!
13:24Heaven Blasting Flame!
13:29No! Come on!
13:30Run, dude!
13:36Sylvie.
13:38Keep it up.
13:54What?
13:56I'm confused.
13:57I think he's evolving.
14:01I knew he was special.
14:03But that won't help him win this battle.
14:06Rangarotura!
14:07Blast him now!
14:16There's no way!
14:18You're kidding me!
14:24End it.
14:25Now.
14:40What?
14:41It's a tiny horse!
14:42What's the big deal?
14:50You haven't seen the last of me yet!
14:53No!
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16:28I can't feel my damn foot.
16:40That's a good little bunny.
16:42Now be nice and bring me the sword.
16:51Hang on a sec.
16:52Please, there's no need to be so aggressive.
16:54Oh, you're mad about these tracks?
16:56It's all just a big misunderstanding.