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01:30Je vais prendre Heathcliff pour l'audition d'aujourd'hui.
01:33Heathcliff?
01:35A moins qu'ils aient une partie pour un salaud, tu perds ton temps.
01:40On verra.
01:41Regarde Hollywood.
01:43Ici vient Heathcliff.
01:52Deuxièmement.
01:53Deuxièmement.
02:16Parfait.
02:20Deuxièmement.
02:23Deuxièmement.
02:48Heathcliff, tu es exactement ce que nous avons cherché.
02:51Et sa robe colorée de tapis est parfaite.
02:54Maintenant, rapporte à la séance demain matin à 5h30.
03:02C'était une chance quand ce chat est entré ici, n'est-ce pas?
03:06Oui.
03:07Il a l'air d'être notre star Jacques Le Chat.
03:10Il fait tous les trucs de Jacques.
03:13Personne ne le verra différemment.
03:15Tu es un génie, Klaus.
03:17Je sais, je sais.
03:22Silence. Silence. Silence.
03:26Voici mes deux petits stars, tous dressés et prêts à travailler.
03:31Voici ce que nous faisons.
03:33Sonia.
03:34Tu es pris en prison, haut dans la toile du château.
03:38Et Heathcliff?
03:39Tu vas l'autochtoner, la prendre dans tes bras et lui donner un gros bisou.
03:45Mettez-vous bien.
03:48Maintenant.
03:49Now, in the first scene, all you do is walk across this little wall.
03:55This is gonna be a piece of cake.
03:58Everybody ready?
04:05Hey, what's the deal? Some little wall?
04:09Heathcliff, walk across the wall to the other side. Got it?
04:14Looks like we got it just in time.
04:17Yeah!
04:19Action!
04:21Oh, this is a breeze. Think I'll do it with my eyes closed.
04:27Cut! Print! That was beautiful, Heathcliff!
04:30Down you go, Mr. High and Mighty!
04:39You're quite a director, Hector.
04:41Somebody catch that cat!
04:44Heathcliff, come back!
04:46Wait till I get my hands on that director. I'll pulverize him!
04:55Heathcliff, I thought you were doomed.
04:58Yeah? Well, it's the director who's doomed.
05:01Wait till I take care of him.
05:03Heathcliff, you have my most humble apology.
05:06I don't know why the wall fell down. It must have been an accident.
05:10Grrr!
05:12Hey, it wasn't an accident. Hector did it. I can tell him.
05:19All you have to do is gallop over to the drawbridge.
05:23Then you leap from one side of the drawbridge to the other. Got it?
05:28Okay. Into position.
05:32How come I'm on the bottom?
05:34Because you're more near the floor.
05:37Oh, yeah. I forgot.
05:39Thanks, Wordsworth.
05:40Remember your motivation.
05:42You will do anything to rescue your lovely Sonia.
05:45Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go.
05:47Enough already.
05:48Action!
05:55Faster! Faster!
06:02Yow! Cut!
06:05Oh, no! Poor Heathcliff!
06:09Heathcliff, you have my most humble apology.
06:12It was just an accident.
06:14But it looks so realistic. We're going to keep it in the movie.
06:17Get the sharks ready!
06:23Another accident, huh?
06:24This director is a menace to the movie world. I quit.
06:28But what about our love scene where you hold me in your arms and kiss me?
06:33Think about that.
06:35I like your thinking.
06:37Hold that thought.
06:39For the last scene, all you do is simply
06:42swim across the moot,
06:44climb up a vine to the top of the castle,
06:46and find Sonia. Got it?
06:48I got it.
06:49But if anything funny happens, this director's gonna get it.
07:00Wordsworth, Mongo, wind them up as far as they'll go.
07:05Let's wind them up tight to give him a fright.
07:08Places, everybody!
07:09Sonia, go up to the tower and wait for Heathcliff.
07:13I'll be waiting for you, dearest.
07:17And don't be late.
07:19Action!
07:21Action!
07:31Hey, if that director never said the sharks were gonna attack me...
07:41I'll fix them.
07:52Nice working with him.
08:01It's a long way up, but it'll be worth it.
08:09We got him all right. Heathcliff's hot tonight.
08:14A dragon with cat's feet?
08:16Give me a break.
08:18A dragon with cat's feet?
08:20Give me a break.
08:23Shall we?
08:28The noise of those trees.
08:30Trying to steal my best scene.
08:32Don't worry, Sonia. I'm on my way.
08:35Oh, Heathcliff, my hero.
08:39What happened? I thought you stood me up.
08:43Never, my sweet.
08:46Cut! Cut!
08:48Cut? What do you mean, cut?
08:50Okay, take Heathcliff out, put the star in.
08:54I demand an explanation.
08:56It is very simple. I am the star, and they hire you to do all my stunts.
09:02So that nothing happens to me.
09:04Now, move aside so I can kiss the girl.
09:06Of all the rotten, no good cheating tricks.
09:09Sorry, that is the business.
09:12That is the business.
09:14Well, I'm gonna give you the business.
09:19Stop! I am the star! Stop!
09:22Oh, the star wants to stop.
09:28Feeling blue, Jacques?
09:32I need make-up.
09:34No problem.
09:38Somebody help me wash this off.
09:42Enjoy your bath.
09:51You can't do this. I am the star.
09:55Heathcliff, thank you for rescuing me.
09:59What do you mean?
10:01Well, you rescued me from kissing Jacques Le Chat.
10:06You're a mess. It'll take a week to get you cleaned up.
10:10And I've got to finish this picture today.
10:12You're through.
10:17Oh, Heathcliff, may I have a word with you?
10:20Please help me out.
10:22If you do, I promise I'll star you in dozens of movies.
10:25This is only the beginning.
10:27Yeah? Well, as far as I'm concerned, it's the end.
10:31Only the beginning.
10:33Only the beginning.
10:36Well, so much for being a movie star.
10:39To me, you'll always be a star.
10:43Really?
10:45Really.
10:47You know, Sonia, I have to admit, you have excellent taste.
11:04Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya.
11:08Tu l'as eu, Riff-Raff.
11:13Whoa!
11:14Yow!
11:19Yatch and Froggit!
11:21Hey, Clancy, what do you want us to do with them?
11:27Nothing right now.
11:30Hello, lads. How are you doing?
11:33What do you mean, how are we doing?
11:35We were doing fine till you guys came along.
11:38What do you want, anyhow?
11:40We don't want nothing.
11:42We just wanted to give you notice to pack your things.
11:47What do you mean, pack our things?
11:50Me boys and I are taking over the junkyard,
11:53so you two and those other three clowns are going to have to vacate.
11:58Vacate who?
12:00Vacate us, the dirty dogs.
12:04You're the dirty dogs?
12:07You want to make something of it, mutt?
12:11No, I was just asking.
12:13I see you've got a soccer ball there. You know how to play?
12:18Oh, I've played a little in the old country, lad.
12:22Have a go, lad.
12:24I've played a little soccer meself, laddie.
12:29Would you like a little contest?
12:32Hmm, what kind of contest, me boy?
12:35How about if you dirty dogs play a soccer game against us?
12:39The winner gets the junkyard.
12:42Well, boys, we've been challenged. Shall we accept?
12:46It won't even be close. We'll annihilate the bums.
12:51All right, then. It's settled. We'll come back here tomorrow.
12:55You better do some practicing, laddie.
12:59Are you crazy? We can't beat those guys in a soccer game.
13:03We're going to have to go back to the junkyard.
13:06We're going to have to go back to the junkyard.
13:09Are you crazy? We can't beat those guys in a soccer game.
13:13Have you got a better idea?
13:16Well, no, I...
13:19Exactly.
13:26So we need you to play for our team, Cleo.
13:29And Bush, we want you to be our manager.
13:31Play for your team?
13:33Are you crazy? Why would I want to do a thing like that?
13:37Because if we all lose our home in the junkyard, we'd have to move in here with you.
13:42You're right. I'll play.
13:44Good. We've got to work as a team. If we do that, we've got a chance.
13:49How about the rest of you guys? Did you ever play soccer?
13:52I can hold my own.
13:54Okay. How about you, Wordsworth? Ever play?
13:57I play a mean tambourine.
13:59Good, Wordsworth. We'll find.
14:02How about you, Mongo?
14:04I don't know. I've never played a tambourine, but I guess I could learn.
14:13Bush, you've got to manage this team. Think you can do it?
14:17Of course I can manage this team. I'm as sharp as anyone.
14:22We're in trouble.
14:27I'm so excited. I've never been to a game before. I can hardly wait until it starts.
14:34Yeah! Yeah!
14:36Today's match pits the undefeated Dirty Dogs against the unenviable Junkyard Jokes.
14:43What's the meaning of all this junk all over the field?
14:46That stuff was too big to move, so we left it.
14:49The ground rules are that any team can use anything on the field during the game.
14:54That's ridiculous.
14:56Exactly.
15:05Atta boy, Leroy.
15:18Heads up, Hector.
15:27Yeah!
15:29Goal!
15:31Yeah!
15:33Goal!
15:36Yeah, team!
15:39Yeah, team!
15:41The Junkyard Jokes now reach one to nothing.
15:44Just luck, me lads. Just luck.
15:47Are you sure you've played this game before, laddie?
15:51Me!
16:01Yeah!
16:03Goal!
16:05Goal!
16:08Yeah!
16:11Goal!
16:14Goal!
16:16Yeah!
16:22Goal!
16:27Yeah!
16:31Il a l'air insupportable!
16:35Go, Tee! Go!
16:37Yeah!
16:38Way to go!
16:42Next catch up!
16:51Phew!
16:54Yeah, Tee! Yeah, Tee!
17:01All right, gang! You're doing great!
17:03We are bad, lad!
17:06I didn't do anything bad, did I?
17:10Oh, stifle yourself, Mongo!
17:13You're doing a great job, Leroy! Without you, we wouldn't stand a chance!
17:17Now, let's go!
17:20Hey! Let me out of here! Stop! Come on!
17:23Has anybody seen Leroy?
17:27Goalie's ready?
17:28We're in trouble now!
17:30Hey, Bush! Come here!
17:32You'll have to play goalie till we find Leroy!
17:35Goalie? I've never played goalie before!
17:39Spare me the ugly details and get out there!
17:42Bush! This way! That's their goal!
17:49Looks like a great goalie, laddie!
17:52All right, Clancy! Where's Leroy?
17:55I don't know what you're talking about, lad!
18:01Wow!
18:08How did this get here?
18:10Thank you, Bush!
18:21Oh, no!
18:24Yeah!
18:27This way! I've got an idea!
18:29Bush can smell a stake a mile away!
18:32So, what we should do is...
18:36Hey, Mongo! I've got a job for you!
18:45Shush! Shush!
18:53Oh, no! The dog ate our stake!
18:57Five to five, folks! It's a tie!
19:00Here's the fake riffraff!
19:04Perfect!
19:13I smell stake!
19:15Yeah!
19:20Yeah, team! Yeah, team!
19:23Yeah, team! Go, cats, go!
19:26But, Joey, that's not stake!
19:46Oh, yeah!
19:52All right!
19:56Ten seconds!
20:00Five seconds!
20:03I got it!
20:06Two! One!
20:08Yeah!
20:12Game's over!
20:14You're fake, dog!
20:16Why, I oughta!
20:18Yay!
20:20Come back here!
20:22Two, four, six, eight!
20:24Four, three, two, three, eight!
20:26Four, three, two, three, eight!
20:28Yay!
20:30Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
20:32Two, one!
20:37We make a great team!
20:44We make a great team!
20:46We make a great team!
20:48We make a great team!
20:50We make a great team!
20:52We make a great team!
20:54We make a great team!
20:56We make a great team!
20:58We make a great team!
21:00We make a great team!
21:02We make a great team!
21:04We make a great team!
21:06We make a great team!
21:08We make a great team!
21:10We make a great team!
21:12OUAT!
21:14OUAT!
21:18VOILA!
21:20VOILA!
21:28BLACK HOLE!
21:30BLACK HOLE!
21:32OUAT!
21:38Wonderful!
21:40And always have an apple pie
21:42So join in the jubilee
21:45The cats are great, they all agree
21:47Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
21:52But Heathcliff just won't be undone
21:55You should realize he can't win with you