The Jeremy Kyle Show (16 Jan 2017)
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00:10On today's show...
00:15Can we get Jeremy to studio, please?
00:22Thank you, Jeremy.
00:23He cheated, she said we're over. Why are we back today, then?
00:27Basie, I'm telling her, give us an order of mating, yeah? You either want to be with me or you don't. If you don't want to be with me, my bag's packed, I'm gone.
00:35Don't laugh, mate!
00:36Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:45I don't want to be with you! That would be embarrassing, yeah?
00:53Have you slept with Craig?
00:54No, he's really ugly, he's not my type.
00:58Have you slept with Craig?
01:03Do you want to come with me? She's taken her microphone off, she's walking out of the studio. What's going on, sweetheart? Gemma, could you talk to me, darling, because I'm somewhat confused.
01:10I don't understand why you're disliking me.
01:12You're too far.
01:13I'm too far.
01:14I want a relationship with all of you.
01:15We don't know if he's ours.
01:17He should never have brought us on here. If he did know he was ours, he shouldn't have come forward in the first place.
01:24The DNA test results show that Joe am I.
01:27APPLAUSE
01:47Hello, my friends, good morning and a big, big welcome to the show.
01:49Now, you might just remember some of these guests today from a previous encounter.
01:53Take a look at this.
01:56So, he comes round to see the kid and tries it on with your missus.
02:00I got with your missus, yeah, on the city, on the bed, yeah. I didn't sleep with her, yeah, I kissed her, yeah.
02:06I've gone with her a few times, I've never told you this to your face, mate. I don't give a... mate.
02:11Why are you trying it on with his missus, then?
02:13I didn't, I didn't try, I didn't.
02:15He says she got on the sofa with him when he's at work at his house.
02:18I didn't get on the sofa with him, and bear in mind, how long have you left us at the flat on our own?
02:23Once.
02:24Yeah, and how long have we gone for?
02:25Er, not long.
02:26Yeah, thank you very much.
02:28Do you want to do a lie detector? Do you want to come back and do a lie detector just to prove that you had it off with her?
02:32That'll destroy that relationship.
02:33Why don't you let me?
02:34I said it could have led on further, so make up your mind. It's gone from a kiss, then led to the sofa.
02:38Did you have a kiss with him?
02:39No, he kissed me.
02:41Oh, he did? Hold on a minute, hold on.
02:43He kissed me and I told him.
02:46And you're all right with that, are you?
02:47No, he kissed me and I told you, and he told him three months down the line.
02:51The last time he makes this accusation, she says, well, maybe a kiss, now she's saying not.
02:55He's coming back to do a lie detector and doesn't turn up.
02:59She's saying, I'm not doing one now.
03:01Did you not want her to do one?
03:03Yeah, I did.
03:04If he passes, are you back with him?
03:06No, I'm not.
03:07If he fails, are you back with him?
03:08No.
03:09And you're never going to do one?
03:10You're going to get back with Craig?
03:11No, I'm not going to get back with Craig.
03:12Do you want to get back with her?
03:13I don't like Craig no more.
03:15We asked Rob, since the start of your relationship with Michaela, have you passionately kissed anyone else?
03:18You said no. Why did you say no?
03:20Just don't show it.
03:21Test says you're a liar, Rob.
03:29Now, try and keep up with me, because today Craig's back, right?
03:33I get to a point sometimes where I think, what the hell's going on?
03:36We've got exes at war, and yes, in this part, five lie detector results.
03:44We asked Jeremy Kyle, do you know what's going on?
03:46I said no, you were telling the truth.
03:48Craig's on the show, give him a round of applause.
03:58Slightly confused, welcome back, not as smart as last time.
04:01Can we just...
04:02Because sometimes I feel like I'm out here, and I'm not really with it.
04:06Now, you were with Michaela, then she was with Rob, and you and she, you say something happened.
04:12Yes, it happened, basically.
04:15Basically, from the last show and everything.
04:17Right, the second show, you didn't come.
04:21No, because basically, I got a phone call from Craig saying that if I come,
04:25he would refuse to do the lie detector.
04:27From who?
04:28She asked me not to come, because she wanted her answers and everything.
04:31He cheated, she said, we're over.
04:33Yeah.
04:34Why are we back today, then?
04:35Because, obviously, he wants to find out, obviously, about me sleeping with her,
04:40because I've slept with her.
04:41How many times have you slept with her?
04:42Once.
04:43Well, then you're a little liar, aren't you?
04:45Because you spent every single minute with my team this week
04:48until you walked into the lie detector test saying it was more than once.
04:51I didn't say that, once.
04:52You didn't?
04:53I've kissed her loads of times.
04:55You told my team it was more than once, and when you got in the lie detector, you changed it.
04:59No, once.
05:00When did you sleep with her?
05:01After the first show.
05:02After the first show?
05:03See, I was told five minutes ago it was after the second show.
05:06It was after the first show.
05:08I read a quote that said that you, she, and him shared a bed, the three of you.
05:15That he was one side, she was the other, and you were the other,
05:18and he was in the middle to stop something going on.
05:20Either way, he's following her around like a puppy, anyway.
05:24So he wants her back.
05:26The fact is, she can't even have a bath without him watching, you know what I mean?
05:31Hold on a minute, hold on a minute.
05:32Is she with him?
05:33Basically, I'm telling her, give us an automated meal,
05:35you either want to be with me or you don't.
05:37If you don't want to be with me, my bag's packed, I'm gone.
05:39So you want to be with her?
05:40If you want a dog life and everything, that's up to you.
05:43Hold on a minute, you know what?
05:47Don't use language like that.
05:49Hold on a minute.
05:50Do you want to be with her?
05:51It's up to her.
05:52Does he want to?
05:53Oh, my God.
05:54Rob's back.
05:55Give him a round of applause.
06:00I want to take his little bath.
06:02That's all you have to do.
06:04Yeah.
06:05Yeah, go on then.
06:06Yeah, you just want to kill her all the time, don't you?
06:10Dog life, mate.
06:11Oh, yeah, yeah.
06:15Because she wanted to get back at me.
06:16That's all.
06:17That's all she wanted to do, mate.
06:21Who are you?
06:22Who are you?
06:23I'm Rob's uncle.
06:24Do me a favour, sit down.
06:25All right.
06:26Are you Uncle Lel?
06:27I love that.
06:28What does Lel stand for?
06:29Les.
06:30Brilliant.
06:31Give Lel the clap.
06:32That's lovely.
06:33Right.
06:34Well done.
06:36Right, listen.
06:38Help me out.
06:39You were with Michaela.
06:41Yes.
06:42There was an accusation on the first show that Craig made
06:45that he'd slept with her.
06:46She denied that.
06:47We said, come back and prove it.
06:49You didn't turn up.
06:50But you came back with Michaela.
06:52She still refused to do a lie detector.
06:54Hard bloody hard.
06:55Why?
06:56Because they admit they have.
06:57But you cheated on her.
06:58Yes.
06:59So why are you getting so angry with him?
07:01Because at the end of the day, all allegations of that
07:05it's the biggest regret of my life, yeah?
07:07So you still love Michaela?
07:08I still love Michaela.
07:09You want to be with Michaela?
07:10I want to be with Michaela.
07:11Do you still love Michaela?
07:12I've loved her since the start.
07:13But it's her choice.
07:14She don't want to be with him, but he won't let her go.
07:16At the end of the day, she only done what she did
07:18because she only chaired Michaela's
07:20on the Jeremy Carle Show.
07:21CHEERING
07:22APPLAUSE
07:24Come on!
07:25It's actually not going to happen.
07:27He's bigger than you.
07:28Sit down.
07:29You sit down.
07:30It's not going to happen, Rob.
07:31Oh, here she is in her wellies,
07:32the woman that's caused all the mess.
07:34Yes, I am.
07:35Yes, you are.
07:36I'm not a liar.
07:37Right, let's just go to the beginning, right?
07:39Let's go back to the beginning.
07:40The first show, you were in a well.
07:42You were in a well.
07:43You were in a well.
07:44You were in a well.
07:45You were in a well.
07:46You were in a well.
07:47You were in a well.
07:48You were in a well.
07:49You were in a well.
07:50You were in a well.
07:51You were in a well.
07:52The first show, you're with him.
07:54He makes an accusation.
07:55And look at his smug look that he'd slept with you.
07:57You went, no, no, no.
07:58No, I didn't.
07:59Hold on.
08:00Hold on, let's get it right.
08:01You did blackmail me.
08:02If I'd been gay, you would have slept with me.
08:04That means you're not a liar.
08:05Regardless of what blackmailed you or not,
08:07at the end of the day, you could have told the truth from the start.
08:09No, I didn't.
08:10Did you sleep with...
08:11How many times have you slept with Craig?
08:13I slept with Craig once.
08:14But I wasn't with him.
08:15But he came here and said it was twice.
08:16It was only last night.
08:17You're a liar.
08:18How is she not with me?
08:20I've been sleeping with you.
08:22I've been sleeping with you after the show, Craig.
08:24I've been still living on you.
08:26I've been sleeping in your bed every night.
08:28Who let you sleep with me?
08:30That would have been you.
08:31You both pussies.
08:33You're the one.
08:34You're the one.
08:35You're Craig's little lesbian.
08:37You're being a big boy, don't you?
08:39You're being a big boy.
08:40Proper kids, mate.
08:41Proper kids.
08:42Did you just say you don't want to be with either of them?
08:44No, I don't.
08:45Well, start sleeping with them then.
08:47Yeah, I'm not with you.
08:48No, I'm not.
08:49You're a problem.
08:50I'm not.
08:51You are a problem, aren't you?
08:53No.
08:54How many times have you slept with him?
08:55Once.
08:56And that's what you're going to do a lie detector for, yes?
08:58When did you sleep with him?
08:59After the first show or the second show?
09:00No, the second show.
09:01The second show.
09:02When you found out that he did it.
09:04But you said the first show earlier.
09:06Don't matter.
09:07I said I was still sleeping with her once, regardless.
09:09Just use it, Craig.
09:10Just use it to get back at me, mate.
09:11That's all it is.
09:12Maybe the two of you should work out.
09:13You're Craig's little doorstop.
09:15She wouldn't even meet me before we'd go dancing.
09:17She's not just a doorstop.
09:18I don't know what you're on about.
09:20Maybe he's right.
09:21Maybe she's played you both like a couple of doughnuts.
09:26I'll still go out with my kids anyway.
09:28You love her, yes?
09:31At the end of the day, she doesn't want to be with me.
09:33All she has to say is, go, Craig.
09:34And she can...
09:35me two, three times a week.
09:36She's told you loads of times, Craig.
09:38She's told you loads of times.
09:40Yes, she has.
09:42I'm always...
09:43I'm always there when she's texting you.
09:46Hold on.
09:47She's always texting you one-on-one,
09:49telling you she doesn't want to be with you.
09:51That's you pretending to be her.
09:53It's the truth, though, isn't it?
09:54So, everybody shut up a minute.
09:58Oi, be quiet.
10:00So, you don't want to be with him...
10:02I don't want to be with any of them.
10:03Shut up after the last show because he cheated.
10:06Who's Megan, then?
10:08When we left the show...
10:09When I left the show...
10:10Shut up!
10:11When I left the show, she kept going,
10:13oh, it's this, this, this, this.
10:15And I said, yeah, it's Megan.
10:17Well, who's Megan?
10:18Her cousin.
10:19My cousin.
10:21Have you slept with Megan?
10:23No.
10:24Have you slept with her?
10:25He's been meeting Megan.
10:26He's been meeting Megan.
10:27So, they're both bad to each other?
10:29I didn't sleep with her.
10:30It's just a joke.
10:31I didn't sleep with her.
10:32You're embarrassing me.
10:33I don't want to hear it.
10:34I don't want to hear it.
10:35Let me get to my point.
10:36You're a bad...
10:37That's how ridiculous it sounds.
10:39I didn't sleep with her.
10:40Hold on a minute.
10:41Have you had sex with Megan?
10:42No.
10:43Have you had sex with Megan?
10:44No.
10:45Have you had sex with each other?
10:46No.
10:47Yes.
10:48I probably have.
10:49Who's Dean?
10:50No.
10:51Boyfriend.
10:52Who's...
10:53That's Whitney's boyfriend.
10:54Right, Whitney.
10:55No, it's not.
10:56It's Whitney.
10:57Who's Whitney?
10:58My cousin.
10:59There's two of them.
11:00You've slept with Whitney as well?
11:01Well, apparently so, yeah, but I ain't.
11:03Have you slept with Whitney?
11:04I've met Whitney for about an hour, two hours.
11:06I don't even...
11:07Is that...
11:08Hold on a minute.
11:09Which one's Whitney?
11:10Hold on.
11:11What would you end up if you called Whitney?
11:13Have you slept with Craig?
11:14No.
11:15He's really ugly.
11:16He's not my type.
11:17Have you slept with Rob?
11:18No, I haven't.
11:19He's not my type.
11:20And who are you?
11:21You're Megan, are you?
11:22Yeah.
11:23Have you slept with Craig?
11:24No way, mate.
11:25Have you slept with Rob?
11:26What the hell am I supposed to think?
11:27Next, after this break, two cousins who might or might not
11:28have had all of them on this stage.
11:29I'm right back.
11:30I've got a husband at home, yeah, and I wouldn't sleep with you,
11:31and I wouldn't sleep with you.
11:32You just sat in my bed.
11:33I've got a husband at home, yeah, and I wouldn't sleep with you,
11:34and I wouldn't sleep with you.
11:36I've got a husband at home, yeah, and I wouldn't sleep with you,
11:37and I wouldn't sleep with you.
11:38You just sat in my bed.
11:39No, no, no, no.
11:40We know that.
11:41You've got to understand.
11:42You've got to understand.
11:43You've got to understand.
11:44I've got a husband at home, yeah, and I wouldn't sleep with you,
11:45and I wouldn't sleep with you.
11:46You just sat in my bed.
11:47I've got a husband at home, yeah, and I wouldn't sleep with you.
11:48You just sat in my bed.
11:49I've got a husband at home, yeah, and I wouldn't sleep with you.
11:50You just sat in my bed.
11:51I've got a husband at home, yeah, and I wouldn't sleep with you.
11:52You just sat in my bed.
11:54You're going to tell your partner and boyfriend!
12:05Thank you very much.
12:06Welcome back.
12:07Before the break, I was trying to make sense of it.
12:09We've had Craig, who used to go out with Michaela,
12:11who was going out with Rob.
12:12Craig said earlier on another show he slept with Michaela.
12:15She denied it.
12:16Then she discovered that Rob had sex with some people,
12:18maybe her cousins or maybe not.
12:20You two, you and me, do you still love her?
12:23She's the daughter of the mum of my daughter.
12:25No, she's not the daughter of your mother, is she?
12:27She's the mum of my daughter.
12:28If she was the daughter of your mother, that would be a different show.
12:30Are you still in love with her?
12:32I love her to bits, but at the end of the day...
12:34And you said before the break,
12:35I don't like either of them, but you keep having sex with them, don't you?
12:39That was ages ago.
12:40I haven't had any contact.
12:41Yeah, it moves, yeah, it moves.
12:43About a week ago.
12:44About a week ago, Cora, about a week ago.
12:46Well, I've done my tests on you.
12:48You must be wishy-washy.
12:51That's what Cora...
12:56So you're...
12:58..a week ago?
12:59Yeah.
13:00When was the last time you slept with her?
13:02She came...
13:03She came down my house and didn't think of that.
13:06He told us he...
13:07..with you in the back of a transit van round the back of his house.
13:14..and didn't think of that, I'm telling you.
13:16And this is for a different show, though, I'm telling you.
13:19This is Megan.
13:20My cousin.
13:21And after the last show, when you were found out that you cheated on her,
13:25you said it was Megan.
13:26You're now saying that wasn't true.
13:28No, it weren't.
13:29Megan's on the Jeremy Carl Show next.
13:37When did I sleep with you?
13:38You didn't, it was just me saying it.
13:40I didn't, did I?
13:41No, you didn't.
13:42No, I didn't, thank you.
13:43Do you really think I'd do that to my own cousin?
13:45No, no, no, he's done it out of anger, Meg, so...
13:47How would you think I feel, then, if she's texting Craig, then?
13:50Well, that's not to do with me.
13:52That's not to do with me.
13:54That's not to do with me.
13:56Are you texting him?
13:57No, I used to.
13:58We're friends.
13:59Have you had sex with him?
14:00None of them.
14:01Yeah, I would not do that to my cousin.
14:03Have you slept with Whitney?
14:04No, that's a lie.
14:05Have you slept with Whitney?
14:06Dino, who none of us even met.
14:08Dean, who's Whitney's...
14:10I've got a statement from Dean, who's Whitney's...
14:12He's been caught out sleeping with someone else...
14:15She cheated on me with Craig or Rob,
14:17because she was round at Michaela's house with them for four days.
14:19I hardly heard from her while she was there.
14:21I don't even know Rob and Craig were there.
14:23I've been told she cheated on me at 15 different times.
14:26Not with Rob or Craig, to darn near the truth.
14:29Whitney, did she do...
14:31Whitney's next. Give her a round of applause.
14:41Rob, I didn't sleep with you yet.
14:43I've got a husband at home yet, and two beautiful kids yet.
14:46I wouldn't sleep with you, and I wouldn't sleep with you to satisfy us.
14:49No, I know that. We know that.
14:51You've got to understand. You've got to understand.
14:54You've got to understand.
14:56Your boyfriend's coming.
14:58Yeah, I know.
15:00Dino should have paid...
15:02I'm not rocking any more on this cover.
15:04I'm not rocking any more on this cover.
15:06I'm not rocking any more.
15:08She's got an old boyfriend. What's the problem?
15:10Your boyfriend should be...
15:13She must have got some girl who's pregnant.
15:21Do I care? No, I don't.
15:23Is he your boyfriend or your husband?
15:25He's my fiancé.
15:27You told us about this three-in-a-bed where you were one side,
15:30Craig was the other, and Rob was in the middle.
15:35Did it happen?
15:37They didn't sleep together.
15:39No, they were in a bed. Who was in the bed?
15:41Rob and Michael are one side,
15:44and it was Craig, the other side.
15:46Maybe the truth is that you and Rob love each other.
15:49Yeah, I think that's why it probably...
15:51Uncle Lel, help me out, Uncle Lel.
15:53What's going on here, son?
15:55I don't know. I just reckon it's a load of stupid...
16:02I think she was skiing.
16:04She was in the middle and over both sides.
16:06She must have been skiing.
16:09Right, now, I'm going to just explain this cos it's...
16:12Shut up!
16:14Craig's taking a lie detector to prove
16:16that you've only slept with Michaela once,
16:18behind Rob's back, yeah?
16:20Michaela's taking a test to prove she didn't have sex with Craig
16:23whilst in a relationship more than the one occasion you've admitted to.
16:27Rob's taking a lie detector to prove he's not cheated on Michaela
16:30more than the one time you've admitted to.
16:32Megan's taking a lie detector to prove she's never had sex with Rob.
16:35Megan is taking the test to say she hasn't had sex with Craig or Rob.
16:38Who's going first? I've got Megan.
16:40Megan says,
16:41I'm taking a lie detector to prove I haven't had sex with Rob.
16:44Did you have sex...? You told us you had!
16:46No.
16:48You told Michaela on this show you had sex with Megan,
16:50you then admitted it was a mistake.
16:52We asked Megan, have you ever had sexual intercourse with Rob?
16:54She said no. What did you say, no?
16:56Truth.
16:57She was telling the truth, nothing!
16:59How does she look so excited?
17:01She passed the old test, she didn't have anything with Rob.
17:04Give her a round of applause.
17:08Whitney, who's got a boyfriend-slash-husband-slash-fiancé
17:11home with two kids, you were somehow dragged into it
17:13and by your own admission, your boyfriend or fiancé,
17:16who has trust issues, thinks she might have had sex with Craig and Rob.
17:19Is that right? Yeah.
17:21While she was staying at Michaela's house,
17:23did you have sexual intercourse with anyone other than Dee?
17:25No. She's passed every test. Give her a round of applause.
17:28No, she didn't do anything.
17:30I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but you can go.
17:33It's about these two men, and this woman, and this has gone on too long.
17:37Before I read these results out, let's have some honesty, people, right?
17:41You have played them, love, haven't you?
17:43No, I haven't played them. You have played them.
17:45I don't think we've run out of time.
17:47I'm speaking. You know...
17:49I haven't seen the police.
17:51You know they both love you, don't you?
17:54Yeah, I don't love them either.
17:56You didn't have sex with Megan, despite the fact you said you had.
17:59You didn't have sex with Megan, you had sex with Whitney,
18:01you had sex with one other person on one occasion at the beginning of the relationship,
18:04something you regret. That's why you went and cheated with Craig.
18:07We asked Rob, during your relationship with Michaela,
18:09apart from the one occasion you've admitted to,
18:11one occasion, at the beginning, have you passionately kissed anyone else?
18:14You said no. Why did you say no?
18:16The test says you're a liar, pal.
18:21..with Michaela, apart from the one occasion you've admitted to,
18:23have you had sexual contact with anyone else?
18:25Rob said no, just the one at the beginning.
18:27This test says you're a liar on that question as well, my friend.
18:30Rob, during your relationship with Michaela,
18:32apart from the one occasion you've admitted to,
18:34have you had sexual intercourse with anyone else?
18:36He said no. He cheated on you, my darling.
18:38Oh!
18:40I like that one.
18:42Well, go on, then, you can't do that, then.
18:44You can't do that again. Yeah, that's all right, doesn't matter.
18:47No, I think it was at the start of the relationship.
18:49No, it was not.
18:51No, I've never slept back.
18:54I've never slept with anyone else.
18:56Michaela, you admit that it was only once
18:59in your relationship with Rob that you had sex with Craig.
19:01No, I wasn't with Rob, then.
19:03Yeah, you were. No, I wasn't. You were, it's fine.
19:05Me? All right, Rob.
19:07Michaela wasn't sure.
19:09Michaela wasn't sure how many times she'd kissed Craig
19:11since the first show.
19:13She said it might have been four or five.
19:15She said she only had intercourse with him once, yeah?
19:17Why do you look so smug?
19:19Cos I know. I've always turned around and said this to people.
19:21Apart from one occasion you've admitted to,
19:23whilst in a relationship with Rob,
19:25have you had sexual intercourse with Craig?
19:27No, it was just one, yeah?
19:29You said no, it was just one, yeah?
19:31This test says you're a liar, too.
19:33You're a joke!
19:35I've never slept with him!
19:37Why is he upset now?
19:39I'm not following him. I'm not following anybody.
19:41I see what mine says, then.
19:43Craig said he'd kissed and had sexual contact with Michaela
19:45more than once but denied intercourse.
19:47That happened apart from the one time since the first show, yeah?
19:49So we asked you, Craig, have you had sexual intercourse with Michaela
19:52on more than the one occasion you've admitted to?
19:54You said no and the test said you're a liar as well.
19:56No.
19:58I don't want to upset anybody.
20:00You're always bad to each other.
20:02No, I really didn't!
20:04You played me!
20:06You played me and you played him.
20:08That's all you did.
20:10No, you didn't, Coy. You're a liar.
20:12She has played you, pal. You know that.
20:14I've come back to do this.
20:16You two hate each other, right?
20:18Do you understand this? Listen to me, mate, cos I'm right.
20:20Shut up a minute.
20:22You know it was more than once, don't you?
20:24No, I didn't!
20:26It was more than once.
20:30Rob, Rob, be quiet.
20:32I'm in love with Coy.
20:34Keep your mouth shut for a change.
20:36You know it was more than once, don't you?
20:38No, I said it was once.
20:40I'm not talking to you.
20:42It was more than once, wasn't it?
20:44I was really honest to you.
20:46Craig has told me it's been more than once.
20:48Craig, answer me this question.
20:50Do you not feel like the two of you have been mugged off a bit?
20:52The man told her, if you want us to go, go.
20:54He strikes me, if you stop shouting and swearing,
20:56that the two of you say exactly what she wants you to think or say
20:59when she plays the game.
21:01She either plays him or she plays you.
21:03He has told stories about me and I get told stories about him.
21:05Why don't you both rise up and kick her backside out?
21:07I mean, why don't you...
21:09I don't want to hear the kids, yeah?
21:11I'm good at this game and I'm good with the kids anyway, right?
21:14And when you love someone and everything,
21:16you'll see, obviously, my...
21:18So you still love her? You still love her?
21:20Well, I don't care anyway.
21:22I'm going to lose feelings like that and everything, yeah?
21:24And when she's coming round to me four or five times a week,
21:27bringing my daughter to me...
21:29Do you think you've played these two?
21:31No, I haven't played them. No, I haven't.
21:33So if you had to choose between these two, who would it be?
21:36I wouldn't choose any of them.
21:38Then take your daughter round without playing this game.
21:41You've all made mistakes. I did. I've done contact with his mum now.
21:44No, that's stopped already. Straight away.
21:46You started doing it and it stopped straight away.
21:49Greg did it. Stopped straight away.
21:51Cos he's playing games again.
21:53I'm coming back again to do it.
21:55You're totally in love with her as well, though, aren't you?
21:58Yeah, I love her. I do love her.
22:07When this goes out, you really are going to have a whole long queue
22:10of men wanting to go out with you.
22:12I don't care. I don't give a...
22:14They're all my own misfits anyway.
22:16So, yeah, that's it. Let it go out.
22:18Why don't you change your lifestyle?
22:20You're good, you know, ain't you? You what?
22:22Yeah, you're good, you know, ain't you?
22:24Shall I do a lie test on you?
22:28Classy you, aren't you, eh? Yeah, classy, yeah.
22:30Listen, listen, all I'm going to say...
22:32Does lipstick, does it mind you?
22:34Yeah, ooh.
22:36So, what did she just say? I must go quiet.
22:38What did she say? You know what I'm on about, Rob.
22:40Oh, mate. I ain't got to say any more.
22:43I didn't hear what you said. I'd love to hear it.
22:45No, yeah, and I'm not going to repeat it.
22:47Do you know what I don't do? Do you know what I don't do?
22:49I don't lower myself to your level, seriously.
22:51You've played two men like a good man.
22:53No, but you've been people who need to show people up.
22:55I think you did a pretty damn good job of showing yourself up.
22:57You're not too bad, though, are you?
22:59Yourself, you've got a little bit of a background, don't you?
23:03..favourite lights, and guns, and all that,
23:05and they're sitting here criticising me.
23:09You don't want to get up his necks.
23:11This is a proper lad jock.
23:13You've just basically called Jeremy Kyle a transvestite...
23:15..thinking like that.
23:17As if he's only a proper lad jock.
23:19You know what I mean?
23:29And you love her.
23:31You were sitting there, so you were following along with it,
23:33weren't you?
23:35Well, I'm not the one sitting here...
23:37..claiming Jeremy Kyle's some sort of thingamabob,
23:39but I'm not.
23:43So, are you choosing either of these,
23:45or are you heading off into the big wide beyond
23:47to find somebody else to wine-drank with?
23:49No, I don't want no-one else.
23:51You don't want any men now?
23:53No, I don't want no-one else.
23:55Oh, yeah, well, then why are you still sitting there, then?
23:59I've turned round and said,
24:01obviously, if you don't want to be with us, don't be with us.
24:03My bag's already packed, I'll go.
24:05I don't think the only way...
24:07I said that.
24:09The only way this...
24:11The only way this is going...
24:15Then separate your daughter from that,
24:17and that's the way to do it.
24:19Why are you even thinking like this?
24:21Seriously, mate, I'd go down the pub with him
24:23and get her out of here.
24:25I don't know about going down the pub.
24:27Well, you two should be mates, you should go and talk.
24:29Go, go, well, go, go together, go on, go.
24:31I'll go this way, you know what I mean?
24:33I'm going now.
24:37I don't think I've ever been...
24:45I didn't see that,
24:47but apparently she fell over.
24:49According to Makala,
24:51I'm off to my dressing room to put some red lipstick on,
24:53and that, if you've just tuned in,
24:55is far from the truth.
24:57I'm going to...
25:01I've got to say, sometimes I stand here
25:03and I think, anyway, there we go,
25:05that was nice. Back after this break,
25:07Graham, get the make-up bag out,
25:09I'm about to do me lippy, I'm joking, bye.
25:11So that's it, is it? You're just going to expect me
25:13to do all of this, pay all this money,
25:15you're just going to walk around and just act like that?
25:17Don't get as smart as me, mate.
25:23Where did you find the crunchy stuff?
25:25In his washing.
25:27When you say crunchy, what do you mean?
25:29Mum's juice on it.
25:35Do you need to find out
25:37who is the father of the baby?
25:39Do you need that all-important DNA test?
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26:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:11Welcome back, my next guest today, Joanne,
26:13is here for life-changing DNA results
26:15because only three weeks ago she found out
26:17she could potentially be a grandma.
26:19Now, she says her son, Fraser, who is currently in prison,
26:21did have a one-night stand with a girl called Shiv,
26:23but was led to believe
26:25that Shiv had had a termination.
26:27Now, Joanne says she cannot bond with the baby
26:29until she has proof. She says,
26:31I'm not here to defend anybody or have a go,
26:33but how the hell am I supposed to handle the fact
26:35that three weeks ago a girl walks through my front door
26:37and says, this is your grandchild, I need the truth?
26:39Joanne, on The Carl Show, that way.
26:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:53Why are you nervous? Everybody's nervous.
26:55Because I should be at work.
26:57You should be at work, well, that's a good thing.
26:59She should be at work, ladies and gentlemen.
27:02You don't look old enough to be a granny.
27:04I am, I feel it. Fraser's your son?
27:06Yeah, he's in the big house, yeah.
27:08Right, Shivorn, Shiv, an 18-month-old son.
27:11Let's just go back.
27:13You were aware that Fraser, your son, and she had...?
27:16A one-night stand.
27:18Did you meet the girl? No.
27:20Did you speak to the girl? No.
27:22You sound like you were aware of a conversation
27:24where they were arguing and she was saying,
27:26I'm pregnant and I'm going to abort the child.
27:28Yeah. That's the last thing I heard.
27:30And that was two years ago?
27:32Yeah, two years ago, yeah.
27:34Three weeks ago? Three, four weeks ago.
27:36What happened? She popped up to a member of my family
27:39saying, this is your nephew, it's Fraser's son.
27:43A member of my family texts my daughter saying,
27:46this could be your nephew and things like that.
27:49So I said, you're all right. I went and met him.
27:51And from there, she started calling me Nan from day one
27:54and I don't know if it is mine or not.
27:56Isn't it quite interesting, the timing, though?
27:58I guess you're not defending your son.
28:00I'm not. I'm not defending no-one. I'm not having a go at anyone.
28:03The timing, it could be right.
28:06I'm not 100%. I ain't got nothing against her.
28:09I met her four weeks ago.
28:11But for you, it's about proof, because...
28:13And also, if it's true that she said about the abortion,
28:16that would upset you, but also, what do you expect me to do?
28:19You walk through my front door and you're playing Happy Families
28:21all of a sudden. I need some proof here,
28:23because I let myself go to all of you, but I need to know the truth.
28:26And I guess the big question is, why have you waited 18 months?
28:29I don't know. She could have come out sooner
28:31if she knew she was pregnant with my son's baby.
28:33What if it's not your grandchild?
28:35Well, if it's not, there's nothing I can do, is there?
28:37Do you want it to be?
28:39Er, a little bit. I'm not too sure. 50-50.
28:42All right, let's get her out. Shiv's on the Jeremy Carr show that way.
28:45APPLAUSE
28:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:53Shiv, I want to welcome you to the show.
28:55You say today I'll prove Joanne is 100% the grandmother to my son.
28:58I'm going to ask you the first and most obvious question, my darling.
29:01Why on earth has it taken you 18 months
29:03to introduce this child to its family?
29:05I was a bit worried because of the way things went
29:09between me and Fraser after, obviously, that night.
29:12I thought it was only a one-night stand. Yes, it was.
29:15Did you get pregnant on that one-night stand? Yes. You told him?
29:18No, I didn't. I put a status on BBM.
29:21He found out because he is...
29:23Sorry, you didn't tell him he was the father? No. Why?
29:26Because I was worried because, obviously,
29:28we had exchanged words regarding my other son.
29:31Did you ever say that you wanted to abort the child?
29:33Yes, I did, yeah.
29:36Why? It doesn't sound good, I know, but I had my reasons.
29:40Are there any other men in the frame, darling? Pardon?
29:43Are there any other men in the frame? No, absolutely not. No.
29:46And you've come out and you've spoken very well.
29:48You've said, you know what, I shouldn't have said I wanted to get rid of the kid.
29:51I was reacting to being with a bloke for a one-night stand
29:53and finding out I was pregnant, I was worried about,
29:55and I've actually, you know, also, to be fair, it's worried me,
29:59but I'm trying to do the right thing.
30:00There are many instances where this story, people will be going fair play to,
30:03that she's trying to do the right thing by the family.
30:05Gemma is your daughter, Fraser's sister.
30:08Let's get Gemma on the Jeremy Carshaw. Give her a round of applause.
30:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
30:18You come out and you smile, but you told my team, Gemma,
30:20my first impression of Siobhan was that she's a lying, moody,
30:23stuck-up, demanding girl.
30:25GROANING
30:27Gemma, where are you going?
30:29GROANING
30:32What's happened there?
30:33Do you know what, I don't really know what's happened there,
30:36because we've got on really well, and I don't understand...
30:39Gemma, what... Sorry, I don't... I'm just...
30:42I get told stuff, and she's...
30:44Do you want to come with me?
30:45She's taken her microphone off, she's walking out the studio.
30:48What's going on, sweetheart?
30:50You said that, didn't you?
30:52You said that, didn't you?
30:54GROANING
30:56Slightly confused. Come with me.
30:58Sorry, could you come... Could you grab your daughter up a little bit?
31:00Sorry. Oh, good, the Card Olympics, we're going walking. Here we go.
31:03Gemma, could you talk to me, darling, because I'm somewhat confused.
31:06Terry, can you talk to me? Can somebody talk to me?
31:08Oh, right.
31:09You said those things, right?
31:11Yes, she's stuck up, yeah.
31:13Well, why have you walked off the stage, then?
31:15Because you are.
31:16Why have you...?
31:17I've been there, I've supported you through things.
31:20Do you know what I mean? I don't understand why you dislike me.
31:24You're too full on. I want a relationship with all of you.
31:27We don't know if he's Iris. We don't know if he's Fraser.
31:30What was it you said? Yeah, he looks a spit of Fraser.
31:33I can see Fraser in him.
31:34I want to see it, but really, how do I know if it is?
31:36So why did you walk off the stage?
31:38Because I'm embarrassed, all right?
31:40So that's it, is it? You're just going to expect me to do all of this,
31:43pay all this money, you're just going to walk around and just act like that, yeah?
31:46Don't get smart on me, mate. Sorry?
31:48Don't get smart on me, mate.
31:50I want to go off the show now.
31:52You should never have brought us on here.
31:54If you did know he was Iris, you shouldn't have come forward in the first place.
31:57You've left it too long, 18 months, now you should come through first.
32:00That's the point, isn't it? That's what I was saying to your mum.
32:02Not now. Expect us to play all happy families.
32:05That's the point that I was saying. Why wait 18 months, right?
32:08That's what annoys me.
32:09No matter who you had done bad stuff to, you should have come to us.
32:12Yeah, you should have come forward.
32:13I didn't know who you were.
32:15How did you find out three weeks ago? Of course you did.
32:17No, I didn't. I went on Facebook.
32:19But you could have got on with him 18 months ago.
32:21I didn't know who you were.
32:22If you could have done it, if you did it three weeks ago,
32:24you could have done it 18 months ago.
32:25Yeah, I'm not here to have a go at you, chef, we just need to know.
32:28But Gem's actually speaking truthful, isn't she?
32:30Because you could have said all this yesterday instead of...
32:33I was saying it to you on Food Messenger, but you weren't getting it.
32:36Well, why didn't you say none of this last night?
32:38I'm not here to have a go at you.
32:41You and I have gone off on the wrong foot because I'm with you.
32:43I don't understand 18 months.
32:44I'm not condemning what your brother's done and you're not either, right?
32:46But why wait three weeks to find us on Facebook?
32:49You could have done it sooner.
32:50But Facebook's been going for years.
32:51Why would you suddenly say I couldn't do it for 18 months?
32:54I'm not a violent cow. Fraser was violent. I'm not.
32:57Don't be angry, I'd do the same to her.
32:59And also, if you suddenly find somebody after 18 months,
33:02well, then there's no concerns. It could have been done before.
33:05Do you think she's after your money?
33:06I don't know. I really do not know.
33:08After her family, maybe, and support.
33:10Which would be understandable, but it's just the timing.
33:13I think Siobhan is...
33:15She's got a big child and she wants us to be part of his, like her little one has.
33:19Why are you turning away from them, Siobh?
33:22You've got to understand...
33:23Because you could have said all of this last...
33:25Yeah, but we've tried to tell you, Siobhan.
33:27This is just through your face, because last night...
33:30Yes, you are. You come to breakfast this morning...
33:32Don't be rude, but you cannot control people's lives.
33:35I'm not controlling anybody.
33:36But you've done nothing for 18 months, so they're slightly shocked.
33:39I think they deserve applause for coming here and wanting the truth
33:42before they start a relationship.
33:44That's what I think.
33:46Are you absolutely sure he's the father?
33:48Yes, 100%.
33:49Sorry?
33:50100%.
33:51If we can't just take your word, we need proof.
33:54I don't want to get a bond debate, it's not fair.
33:56I get that. Gem, you and I are on the same page, honestly.
33:59It's not yours. They've got a bond.
34:02It's heartbreaking. It's like a dad and a child.
34:04You're breaking their bond.
34:05If she's right and Fraser is the father.
34:07I apologise, all hands up. Sorry, I doubted you.
34:09But you've got to have doubts.
34:11Never met the boy.
34:12Can we have a look at the baby on the screen, is that all right?
34:15Oh, there he is.
34:16Does he look like Fraser?
34:1750-50, it's hard.
34:19It's hard to tell, it's 50-50.
34:20Someone told me you want to see Fraser in it.
34:24Yeah, but it's like me, I've been looking at the pictures
34:26since I've met him and I'm looking at Fraser's picture...
34:28Siobhan, I'm not being horrible, but Siobhan, you've got...
34:30But can I just say, Gem, right, I get both sides.
34:33They're going to say, Siobhan, listen to me,
34:35that you walk into their house three weeks ago and you go,
34:37oh, Nan, how are you, and call it Nan.
34:39That's not right.
34:40But also, if you flip it, like you just said, right,
34:42if she's been on her own for 18 months,
34:44too scared to contact the family, let's say,
34:46because of what Fraser's done,
34:47you've admitted that he's made mistakes.
34:49Maybe from a female point of view, as a woman, you go...
34:51I'd be scared.
34:53Yeah, so should we just do the results?
34:55Hold that, will you, cos I just have to sneak into that.
34:57Thanks, Jeremy. All right, OK.
34:59Jesus, darling.
35:01Jesus, darling.
35:03You're absolutely convinced?
35:05100%.
35:07The DNA test results show that Joanne...
35:11..is your grandchild.
35:13Yes!
35:15APPLAUSE
35:25So now I think you'll get the family
35:27that you so absolutely deserve.
35:29I'm so sorry.
35:30She's been on her own for 18 months.
35:32I'm so sorry for doing it, you know.
35:34But I had to make sure before I actually...
35:36Siobhan, Siobhan, Siobhan.
35:38This is good.
35:39We're going to live as a family now, all right?
35:41Siobhan, do you want to know something, darling?
35:43This is brilliant, and I absolutely want you to know,
35:45however difficult the last five minutes is,
35:47this kid knows the truth, this family are going to support you.
35:49I've got a little cousin.
35:51No, cousin.
35:53Siobhan, Siobhan, they're not condoning.
35:55Neither of them, and do you know what I like?
35:57Shall I tell you what I like about these women?
35:59Neither of them have come out and gone,
36:01they've both said exactly what they think of Fraser
36:03and the way he's behaved, right?
36:05Let's get to that green room and your son can meet his auntie
36:08and can meet his granny.
36:10Is that a good idea?
36:12APPLAUSE
36:15Well, I don't know, granny, nanny, nanny, granny, whatever.
36:19Let's do it.
36:21Right, let's go and meet the baby.
36:23Come on.
36:25You think you've got problems,
36:26I can't get through the bleeding curtains, right?
36:28Family for the baby now.
36:30We are.
36:31All right.
36:33Here's your nanny and your auntie, little man.
36:35Oh, hello.
36:36Well done, babe. Well done.
36:38Aw!
36:40APPLAUSE
36:44Hello, mummy.
36:46How you doing?
36:48How you doing?
36:50Are you coming?
36:52Hello.
36:54And I think, as women, you understand how difficult it's been for her, yeah?
36:57I've got two kids myself. It is hard on you, ain't it?
37:00Aw!
37:02It is hard on you, ain't it?
37:04And let's hope, to finish this off, with your help, listen to me.
37:07When your boy gets out, you sit him down and you tell him the facts of life,
37:10because this little man means...
37:12..to him, left-toed him and he's thinking about it.
37:15Yeah, he's thinking about it.
37:17He needs to change his ways.
37:19You're looking to me, yes!
37:21I have tried my best with him.
37:23I love what you both said about her and it's important.
37:26Hello, mate. How are you?
37:28Aw!
37:30I know, yeah.
37:32No, I'm not daddy.
37:34LAUGHTER
37:35Getting out of here. Give him a round of applause.
37:37Well done, guys. Thank you.
37:39APPLAUSE
37:42I'm pleased for that kid, I'm pleased for them.
37:44Good luck to run off the break on that stage.
37:46A woman who thinks her boyfriend is a cheat
37:48because she found suspicious stuff in his socks. I'm right back.
37:52Tell me about the sock, because a lot of men watching this right now
37:55are going to go, I don't know what she's talking about.
37:58Yes, you do.
38:00I found a crutchy sock.
38:02A what? A crutchy sock.
38:04A crutchy sock.
38:06I pulled the sock out, blew my nose, folded it up, put it back in.
38:09It was a clean sock.
38:10We asked Dwayne, since the start of your relationship with Steph,
38:13have you had sexual intercourse with anyone else?
38:15He said no, won't say no.
38:20APPLAUSE
38:23Hi, what are you doing again, are you?
38:25Have you heard the news? The NTAs are back.
38:27Oh, the NTAs. Why don't you take a promo, Jess?
38:29Cos everybody will vote for you. No, they don't.
38:3112 years, 2,000 shows, I've been abused, I've been threatened,
38:34I've been ill, everything's happened in my life,
38:36nobody gives a damn about me.
38:38You're not, nobody's interested, I'm not.
38:40Oh, and there it is, isn't it, it's all about you,
38:43it's about Big Steve, everybody Big Steve.
38:45Nobody gives a damn about Jess anymore.
38:47But do you know what? I'm going to a dark room to lie down.
39:09APPLAUSE
39:17Hello, security guard on Jeremy Cowell's show.
39:21Very, very butch, very manly.
39:26Protect me for a change.
39:28You like the big man, do you? I love the big man.
39:39Good morning and welcome to my show.
39:55Thank you very much indeed, welcome back.
39:57My next guest today, Steph, is a woman in complete turmoil
40:00over whether or not her boyfriend Dwayne has done the dirty on her.
40:03She says, I can't believe I'm reading this,
40:05she's found suspicious socks in Dwayne's bag
40:08after he worked away from home and claims he went AWOL six months ago
40:11and spent the night in a caravan.
40:13She wants to know what happened in the caravan.
40:15There was a sticker on it that said,
40:17don't come knocking when the caravan's rocking.
40:19I made that up.
40:20But more importantly, she wants to know, via my lie detector,
40:23does the evidence on Dwayne's socks make him a cheat?
40:28Dirty feet, or was it used for something else?
40:30Steph is on the Jeremy Cowell Show, that way.
40:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:40Are you all right? Fine.
40:42Oh, Steph.
40:44Don't worry about them, they should be at work.
40:46You've been with Dwayne for 11 months, you look terrified.
40:48I am terrified. Why?
40:50Of me, or the whole thing? I'll be fine.
40:52Well, don't be, you'll be fine.
40:54You've always struggled with trust issues.
40:56Mm-hm.
40:57It centres on one particular day, May 2000, and I'm not sure when.
41:0216. There you go.
41:04He went to work on this ferry, didn't answer his phone.
41:06He switched his phone off, it was till four o'clock in the morning.
41:08Said he'd been in a male friend's caravan, it doesn't add up.
41:11He came back, he showered.
41:12Yeah, he's told me he had a shower.
41:14Isn't that a good thing?
41:15He had a shower.
41:16Isn't that a good thing? No.
41:17What do you mean, no? Not to me.
41:18You didn't want him to shower?
41:20No, because he was meant to have been coming straight home.
41:23Well, after he took his friend home.
41:25Right. So why would he need a shower?
41:27You say that what made you worry
41:29was it was the first time he'd ever blanked you like this.
41:32Mm-hm.
41:33Now, tell me about...
41:34And please do speak up and don't worry about it.
41:36Tell me about the sock,
41:37because a lot of men watching this right now are going to go,
41:40I don't know what she's talking about.
41:42Yes, you do.
41:44I found a crunchy sock.
41:46A what?
41:47A crunchy sock.
41:48A crunchy sock.
41:51Um...
41:52Shut up.
41:54When you say you found a crunchy...
41:56Where did you find the crunchy sock?
41:58In his washing.
41:59In his washing? Yeah.
42:00When you say crunchy, what do you mean?
42:04Like...
42:07Like it had...
42:10...man juice on it.
42:17Oi, oi.
42:18You suspect that he... What?
42:21Why would he help me out?
42:22Love, for God's sake, I'm struggling here.
42:24I just feel like he's cheating.
42:26Cheated.
42:27With the sock?
42:28No.
42:30No, just...
42:31Oh, I see.
42:32He gets a text from some girl from the fair.
42:36I think he was late because he was with her,
42:38he wasn't with a male, that's why he came back and showered.
42:41And I think he might have used the sock to...
42:45You know...
42:46Cleanse himself.
42:47Yeah.
42:48I'm 50-50 whether Dwayne will fail the lie detector.
42:52What happens if he's cheated? Speak up.
42:54Then he's gone.
42:55Finished? Mm-hm.
42:56Clean your own socks.
42:58She'll never think.
42:59What if he hasn't?
43:01Then I've got a lot of apologising to do.
43:03What's it done to the relationship, this accusation?
43:06Tearing us apart.
43:07It's rubbish, right? Mm-hm.
43:08So, who rang the show, you or him?
43:09He did.
43:10He rang the sock...
43:11Who rang the sock?
43:13He rang the sock to say...
43:15Yes, he rang the sock, the Jeremy Kyle sock.
43:18Yes.
43:19It'll be all right.
43:21And if it's not, then you're better off without him, yeah?
43:24Yeah, let's get him out.
43:25Dwayne, the socks on the Jeremy Kyle, go that way.
43:35You all right, Dwayne?
43:36Yes, thank you.
43:37Welcome to the show. I'm coming on the show...
43:39Well, there you go.
43:42..I've not cheated on Steffa to save our relationship.
43:44Let's talk about that fateful night in May.
43:46In May.
43:47Yeah, you'd been working away.
43:48Yeah, I left home fair, working all day.
43:50Yeah.
43:51Come back from working away in Oxford as well.
43:54I went and stopped at...
43:55Well, I didn't start, I took my friend back,
43:57had a shower, fell asleep.
43:58Why did you have a shower?
43:59Because it's his caravan.
44:01I've got to sit on his furniture.
44:03You get filthy when you work on a fun fair, so...
44:05What do you do on a fun fair?
44:06Take it down, build it up, take money, you know.
44:09I had a mate who worked on the Dodgems and he got...
44:11That's what I work on.
44:12No, seriously, and he got sacked
44:13and he's doing them for fun fair dismissal.
44:21The whole crew went,
44:22oh, God, that was rubbish.
44:23Anyway, you had a shower,
44:24you didn't go to her house and have a shower,
44:26you went to your mate's caravan.
44:27I took him home.
44:28Oh, right, OK, had a shower, it is, then you went home.
44:31Did you go to hers or did you fall asleep?
44:33I fell asleep in his caravan.
44:34I did turn my phone off because the battery was dying,
44:37saved battery for when I was going home.
44:39She says he's never done this before, he blanked,
44:42and then she discovered the sock, Dwayne.
44:45Tell me about...
44:46Start making that noise, you lot.
44:48Tell me about the sock, Dwayne.
44:50I was... I blew my nose.
44:51I was at work again at Bakewell, it was my friend's caravan,
44:55there was no tissue,
44:56I had my bag of washing at the side of my bed,
44:58I pulled the sock out, blew my nose, folded it up,
45:01put it back in.
45:02It was a clean sock.
45:03It wasn't a dirty sock.
45:04It was a clean sock, I put it back in the bag.
45:06I mean, if it was used for anything else,
45:08why would I even keep the sock, you know?
45:10Why would I take it home for it to find?
45:12I never thought all those years ago
45:14I'd be sitting on national television
45:15trying to find out whether a man had actually
45:17blown his nose into a sock or ejaculated into it.
45:20LAUGHTER
45:22Eat your heart out, Schofield.
45:24Can you speak to him, please, love?
45:26I know you're nervous, but this is important.
45:28Tell him what this has done to you.
45:30Talk to him.
45:31You know what it's done to me, don't you?
45:33I have got my issues cos of that night.
45:37Yeah.
45:39And if you haven't...
45:40And I'm sorry if you haven't.
45:43But you've got to also tell her, haven't you?
45:45For God's sake, woman, just because you've had a bad past,
45:47you're driving me nuts.
45:48Talk to her.
45:49I'm doing everything I can.
45:50Tell her.
45:51I'm doing everything I can.
45:52I give you access to my phones.
45:54You can go through all my emails.
45:56It's not normal, that.
45:57It's not normal.
45:58You know, you can check up on everything on both phones.
46:01You've got access to it all.
46:03It's got to stop.
46:04The paranoia has got to stop.
46:06Cos it's killing me and I have to walk away.
46:10You all right?
46:11It's the reality, isn't it?
46:14You love each other?
46:15Apparently.
46:16Are you going to pass this test?
46:17Yes.
46:18What does this mean?
46:19Everything.
46:20How many people, I'm not even going to look round,
46:22how many people in this audience think he's telling the truth?
46:25All of them.
46:26Why don't you? You've been with him a year.
46:30Talk to me.
46:31Just cos...
46:33We asked Dwayne, since the start of your relationship with Steph,
46:35have you had sexual intercourse with anyone else?
46:37He said no.
46:38Why didn't you say no?
46:39Telling the truth.
46:40Cos he was telling the truth!
46:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:47Since the start of your relationship with Steph,
46:49have you had sexual contact with anyone else?
46:51He said no cos he was...
46:52He was telling the truth on the whole test!
46:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:06Darling, listen, it's very easy for people to watch this and go,
47:09she's barking.
47:10A lot of people have a bad time in relationships and they carry it on.
47:13We're going to work with you, darling,
47:15because paranoia is an absolute nightmare, OK?
47:17And lots of people suffer from it, OK?
47:20We'll work with you. Look at me.
47:22Isn't it good news?
47:23It is, yeah.
47:24You ever ejaculated in a sock?
47:25Never.
47:27Thought I'd drop that in.
47:28Are we happy, despite the tears?
47:30He hasn't messed around, he passed.
47:32Give him a round of applause, you're going that way, thank you.
47:34Well done, see you later.
47:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:39I'm out of time.
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47:43The details are on screen.
47:44To the guests, to the audience and to you doing your washing at home,
47:46we'll see you soon. Take care, bye-bye for now.
47:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:57You may be seeing a world's first here.
47:59It's taken over my life and I really want my life back.
48:03If we don't treat this, you will become anemic.
48:09From what he says, you could be dead in five years.
48:12Those screws rebuilt your face and saved your life.
48:16That's amazing.
48:17I didn't think there was anything anybody could do.
48:22Really good news.
48:23This can be sorted and this can be treated.
48:25Happy with that?
48:26Mm-hm.
48:27Am I happy?
48:28Yeah.
48:29I love him.
48:30That was amazing.
48:32I think you're one of the bravest men I've ever met.
48:36I've just had a stroke already.
48:38Yeah, we need to urgently refer you to the stroke team.
48:46I've saved a life
49:08.