Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 6 Episode 2 Bargaining Pt 2
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 6 Episode 2 Bargaining Pt 2
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00:00to be brave live for me we need the the world and the underworld to believe that buffy is alive and
00:23well you're a machine you're telling me there's no slayer in sunnydale it was like a trick a robot
00:35i'm programmed to go to you when i'm injured good thinking town is wide open nowhere like the
00:41hellmouth for a party let's ride i've gone not one for goodbyes i often do best to slip out quietly
00:53child talking about raising the dead what if something does go wrong i'm telling you it won't
00:58we saw her body will we buried it but her soul her essence she could be trapped in some sort of
01:06hell dimension i'm not gonna leave her there osiris here lies the warrior of the people
01:13let her cross over oh my god she needs help willow
01:23you're nothing but a toy
01:32release her willow i need service
01:43ah
01:58oh i'm dangerously close from assistance failure
02:02oh
02:06disengaged from combat so oh willow can service me i'll service your girl
02:20so
02:29are you sure she's okay
02:34or it's okay i mean they've just had steaks coming out of their mouth
02:37what the hell was that all about tara let's talk we're running away i'm sure
02:43they're willing to give us cover their motorcycles can't follow us in here
02:46someone should tell them that new plan let's split up
02:53no bad plan
02:57i'll take her no i can carry her i'll keep her saved
03:03we should meet up somewhere the magic box whoever gets there first pull down the spike
03:10pull down the spike
03:17we can't it's lost go
03:40so
04:11so
04:28so
04:40You
05:10know where we're using a quiet voice will
05:25often running like we need to be we got to keep moving
05:34Oh right demons bikes yeah we've got trouble right here in Hellmouth City in
05:49that very own world above you let them right to us
05:53we have to go back well I told you no we have to try again we can't have to
06:01Xander she's waiting she's counting on us on me I can't wait for there anymore
06:23the endocerosis yeah it got kind of
06:41so we'll find another one better made on you and I will jump back into the
06:47web there's no other one okay then we'll fix this one a little tape and
06:57epic crazy glue
07:03the urns defiled
07:07it's gone
07:11nothing
07:14it was all for nothing
07:20Rufy's gone
07:22she's really gone
07:52what's going on stay away from the window
08:19what is it what's happening do as I say check the rest of the house don't move
08:34over here stop your moaning
08:40was that really necessary?
08:42it was simple
08:50just saying it's rank
08:52get off it Clyde
08:54no Razor and the others head back to town
08:56leave us here to hunt down strays
08:58hey
09:00you gonna bug up your crack
09:02you take it up with Razor
09:04until then you do as he says
09:07and shut your hole
09:09before I rip you a new one
09:20I screwed this let's get out of here let's go hit some stores
09:29doesn't sound like they found Willow and Xander
09:34did he say stores hitting stores does that mean looting
09:40I think I think the woods led out over this way
09:45we should keep off the streets take alleys if we can
09:50we can't loot the magic shop
09:53not now we just got it
09:56let's go
09:58you don't think we'll cause a lot of damage do you
10:15a couple of steaks
10:22holy water
10:24one cross
10:26brilliant
10:28here
10:30you want me to bloody thump you
10:32I told you to stay away from the window
10:34who are they
10:36aliens
10:38road pirates
10:40they raid towns
10:42they raid towns
10:44use them up, burn them down
10:46it's usually backwaters
10:48any place
10:50any place they think is vulnerable
10:53they know
10:55Slayer's gone
11:02you can't stay here
11:05well I'm not going out there
11:07the chosen bit can't protect you there
11:09we can lock the doors turn out the lights
11:11what hide under the bed linen
11:13it's not really my style
11:14but we need to wait for the others
11:16and Buffy
11:18bot
11:20you know the Buffy bot
11:24we have to wait to see if the others
11:26look
11:30Dawn
11:32I get that you're scared
11:34but I'm your sitter
11:36so mind me
11:39I'm not going to let any of those buggers
11:41lay so much as a warty digit on you
11:45right
11:49right then
11:51can't wait around to see if the others
11:53will pop in
11:55run around
11:57no one's coming to our rescue
12:08oh god
12:38oh god
13:08oh god
13:39come on
13:52Willow! Sander!
14:00I'm not in here
14:02oh thank god
14:04no
14:06goodbye
14:08I mean my store hasn't been looted
14:10yet
14:22Sander
14:24they're all right
14:26where are they
14:28why aren't they here
14:30I don't know
14:32they could be hurt
14:34they're calling out my name
14:36like that oh god
14:40what if they're really hurt
14:42what if they're dead
14:44they're not
14:46how do you know
14:48because he's with Willow
14:50and if something happened
14:52I'd know
14:54and so would you
14:58you think
15:00sure
15:04they're fine
15:08they're both fine
15:10maybe
15:12they got lost in the woods
15:14the woods
15:16going back to the woods
15:18I hate the woods
15:20all those woodsy trees
15:22no it's okay lost is good
15:24Willow and I always
15:26know how to find each other
15:34with yoga
15:38Radia
15:40hear my words
15:46okay this is really
15:48starting to grate my cheese
15:50these woods aren't that big
15:52now I know we've been going
15:54straight because I've been following
15:56the north star
15:58Sander
16:00that's not the north star
16:02it's an airplane
16:04nah it's not an airplane
16:06that's definitely
16:10a blip
16:12but I can see how one would make
16:14that airplane mistake
16:16I can't walk anymore
16:18I need to rest
16:20it can't be much further
16:22you said that an hour ago
16:24I just
16:26that spell took a lot out of me
16:28it took a lot out of me
16:30as for example
16:32snakes
16:34you didn't tell us
16:36how much
16:38not now
16:42what were we into back there Will
16:44it doesn't matter anyway
16:48do not get all avoidy on me
16:50I'm not avoidy
16:52we have bigger problems
16:54demons
16:56ah
16:58there's something you don't see everyday
17:02unless you're us
17:04yeah and now we're lost
17:06what's that
17:08see
17:10avoidy
17:12that light
17:14that one moving towards us
17:16incredibly fast
17:18hello
17:20hello
17:22we're being hunted and you're
17:24seeing a strange fast moving light in the dark
17:26it can be anything
17:30it's more of a headlight
17:32too small
17:34stay behind me
17:36Xander I don't
17:38stay down I'll take care of this
17:42Xander it's
17:44a bug
17:46a big fiery bug thing
17:48Xander
17:50get off
17:52do fireflies bite
17:54no they probably burn don't they
17:56they
17:58Xander it's not a bug
18:00it's terror
18:04come on
18:10how long have you known
18:12that your girlfriends think about that
18:22Xander
18:38what are you doing
18:42get away from there
18:44can you hear me
18:48I said get off my property
18:50leave us alone
19:00get back
19:20hey
19:22it looks like they're just
19:24wrecking stuff
19:26no thought other than just
19:28destructorama
19:34what
19:36oh nothing just
19:38looks like fun
19:42just saying
19:46it's just
19:48a lot going on all around town
19:50I'm not going to get very far without
20:18you
20:30let's fly pigeon
20:44already been looted
20:46try the appliance store down the block
20:48they've got great toasters
20:50Anya
20:52Xander
21:00I knew you weren't dead
21:02well then why would I still
21:04worry about you
21:06not yet but
21:08but I will be
21:12we're still in spike
21:14we've been calling the house but
21:16maybe they're on their way here
21:18I mean this place isn't NORAD when we're at DEFCON 1
21:24you guys so need male friends
21:26we have to go out and look for them
21:28there's this guy at work
21:30I kind of hit it off with
21:32Tito I mean he seems like a good
21:38you were talking about Don and Spike
21:40of course
21:42question
21:44you want us to go back out there
21:46oh yeah
21:48I don't know unless
21:50somebody's got a better idea
21:52well
21:54it's just
21:56we're minus a buffy bot
21:58and Spike is missing in action
22:00somewhere with Don
22:02and Giles flew away
22:04and um well you
22:06you're looking a little
22:08magicked out
22:10you're making your point right
22:12it's just how are we supposed to fight these guys
22:14I mean
22:16you know we can take a vampire
22:18or two sure but there's a whole
22:20cavalcade of demons out there
22:22I mean I think
22:24this you know
22:26it takes
22:28I mean
22:30we need
22:32buffy
22:34buffy
22:36buffy
22:38is not coming back
22:42we failed
22:50so
22:52we're it gang
22:56Xander
22:58grab the weapons
23:00we're gonna look for Don and Spike
23:02if we're gonna go
23:04we should go now
23:06they're just getting more and more worked up by the minute
23:08well they can't keep it up forever
23:10I mean
23:12maybe they'll party themselves out
23:14you know tear this place and move on
23:16say hello to your new home boys
23:26this here's a momentous occasion
23:28the beginning of a new era
23:32oh
23:34oh
23:48we got ourselves a juicy
23:50little bird here
23:52just right for the picking
23:54now I ain't no hurry to leave it to you
24:02What better way to kick off our semi-settling down than with a little christening?
24:20A symbolic act commemorating the new order around here.
24:26And ridding ourselves of any not so pleasant reminders of the old.
24:33All in one quick, really, really violent fell swoop.
24:45Gentlemen, start your engines!
25:03Bye-bye, Slayer!
25:19Another one for the fire, boys.
25:24Cheer it up!
25:33Sorry. Sorry.
25:58It wasn't your fault.
26:00We don't know if the spell would have worked, even if the demons had.
26:03It would have worked.
26:05Well, maybe.
26:08What?
26:10Maybe it wasn't supposed to.
26:13I mean, those demons showing up at the exact wrong time.
26:18Maybe we really weren't over our heads, invoking forces that we have no right to.
26:26Maybe the fate sent down all that destruction on us to stop us.
26:31I mean, you mean, maybe it was my fault.
26:36No.
26:49I'm not saying we announce it the second.
26:52I am.
26:54I think it would please them to know we're engaged.
26:57And I think Willow in particular could use a real morale booster right now.
27:01Can we talk about this later?
27:03Well, but it's just all the excuses for not telling everyone we're engaged are gone now.
27:08I mean, aside from Hellbikers, there's nothing standing in our way.
27:11This is it, you know. No more surprises.
27:14Watch it.
27:18It's the Buffy bot.
27:21Ah, Peachy.
27:23No doubt to lead the Wild Bunch right to us again.
27:26Hey, Will, next time this thing's damaged,
27:28couldn't you program it to find the nearest radio shack or...
27:35Buffy?
27:38Buffy!
27:40Buffy!
27:42Buffy!
27:44Buffy!
27:46Where is she?
27:55Buffy.
27:58Buffy, are you...
28:05It's Willow.
28:08Can you hear me?
28:12What's wrong with her?
28:15Nothing.
28:17She's...
28:20She's in shock.
28:22Her hands are bleeding.
28:24Her fingers.
28:26She's filthy.
28:28Oh, no.
28:30What?
28:32No.
28:34How could we...
28:36So stupid!
28:38Xander!
28:41Our resurrection spell worked like a magic charm.
28:45We brought you back to life, Buffy.
28:49Right where we left her.
28:53Oh, God.
28:56In her coffin.
29:01She had to take out of her own grave.
29:10Buffy?
29:14Buffy, it's Xander.
29:19We're sorry.
29:23We didn't know.
29:26Buffy!
29:28You aren't reaching her. She's too traumatized.
29:37Hey, Buffy.
29:39Here's some good news that might perk you right up.
29:42Xander and I have an announcement.
29:44Anya.
29:46What?
29:47I'm just trying to help.
29:52Buffy.
29:56It's gonna be all right.
30:00We brought you back.
30:03You're home now.
30:09Yeah.
30:11That's it.
30:13You're home.
30:15Yeah.
30:17Welcome home, Slayer.
30:19Alive and kicking after all.
30:25Well, alive anyway.
30:29Not looking too good, though, is she?
30:32I don't see you winning too many beauty contests.
30:36Less than this, my face fell off patching kids going.
30:40Big axe you got there.
30:43Better to cut you down to size, Grandma.
30:58So you got a witch in the mix.
31:01More than one.
31:03I happen to be a very powerful man-witch myself.
31:08Or male to the warlock.
31:14Warlock.
31:17Plus, we have a Slayer here,
31:20who might actually be looking to eat some brains,
31:23so I think a little quiet moseying, no hard feelings,
31:27and I'm sure your demon horde won't think any the less of you.
31:31Now, my boy, see, that's tricky.
31:34They came looking for a massacre,
31:37and I think you got exactly enough magic between you
31:42for a kiddie birthday party.
31:47Then you'd be wrong.
31:49Whoa.
31:50Well, I better back off or you might what?
31:53Pull a rabbit out of a hat?
31:55Don't do that. Why would you do that?
31:57Look, we don't want trouble.
32:00Of course we want trouble.
32:02We're demons.
32:04We're really all about trouble.
32:07Not this kind.
32:10Oh, I get your point.
32:25Now let me tell you something, children.
32:28We're not going to fight you.
32:30We're just going to hold you down
32:32and enjoy ourselves for a few hours.
32:36You might even live through it.
32:39Except that certain of my boys
32:42got some anatomical incompatibilities
32:46that tend to tear up little girls.
32:53So, who wants to go first?
33:03I was really hoping it'd be you.
33:23Ugh.
33:41Does this mean we win?
33:53Ugh.
33:55Ugh.
33:57Ugh.
33:59Ugh.
34:01Ugh.
34:03Ugh.
34:05Ugh.
34:07Ugh.
34:10Ugh.
34:13Ugh.
34:15Ugh.
34:17Ugh.
34:19Ugh.
34:21Ugh.
34:23Ugh.
34:25Ugh.
34:27Ugh.
34:29Ugh.
34:31Ugh.
34:33Ugh.
34:44There.
34:46What's that?
34:49It's just a machine gun.
35:19I know.
35:40Don.
35:43You're my sister, Don.
35:50Where did I go?
35:55What?
35:57Where did I go?
36:00I was here.
36:02Here.
36:04Then I ran away.
36:11I-I don't know.
36:14Not me.
36:18The other Buffy.
36:21Yes.
36:23The other Buffy.
36:25Buffy?
36:29I don't...
36:32I don't know where she ran off to.
36:37Maybe.
36:47Maybe.
37:02What have those filthy buggers done to you?
37:06Willow's slab and paste job's not gonna do the trick this time.
37:10Robot's done.
37:12Hey.
37:14Hey.
37:17Don!
37:20Don!
37:22Ugh.
37:24Ugh.
37:26Ugh.
37:28Ugh.
37:30Ugh.
37:32Ugh.
37:34Ugh.
37:36Ugh.
37:40Ugh.
37:42Ugh.
37:44Ugh.
37:46Ugh.
37:49Well, they wanted to massacre her.
37:53She's Buffy.
37:55She's herself again.
37:58You're back, Buffy. You really are.
38:02Whoa.
38:04Whoa.
38:10Whoa.
38:28Buffy!
38:30Where's she going?
38:32Should we follow her?
38:34I don't know.
38:36Just...
38:38need some time is all.
38:41The important thing is that she's back.
38:43She'll be fine.
38:56Zero, look out!
38:59Now what kind of slayer is it?
39:01Runs out on her buddies
39:03when they need her the most.
39:05Ugh.
39:07Ugh.
39:09Ugh.
39:11Ugh.
39:13Ugh.
39:15Ugh.
39:17Ugh.
39:20Hey, hey.
39:30Ugh.
39:32Ugh.
39:34Ugh.
39:36Ugh.
39:38Ugh.
39:40Ugh.
39:42Ugh.
39:44Ugh.
39:46Ugh.
39:48Ugh.
39:50Ugh.
39:52Ugh.
39:54Ugh.
40:16Ugh.
40:18Ugh.
40:20Ugh.
40:22Ugh.
40:24Ugh.
40:26Ugh.
40:28Ugh.
40:30Ugh.
40:32Ugh.
40:34Ugh.
40:36Ugh.
40:38Ugh.
40:40Ugh.
40:42Ugh.
40:44Ugh.
40:46Ugh.
40:48Virginia.
40:50Ugh.
40:52Ugh.
40:54Ugh.
40:56Ugh.
40:58Ugh.
41:00Ugh.
41:02So, witch, got a little power after all.
41:06Well, let's see what tricks you can manage
41:09while I choke the life out of you.
41:11Ugh.
41:13Ugh.
41:21Nobody messes with my girl.
41:25Tara, nice acting.
41:27My first.
41:30Coffee.
41:44Ugh.
41:46Ugh.
41:48Ugh.
41:50Ugh.
41:52Ugh.
41:54Ugh.
41:56Ugh.
41:58Ugh.
42:00Ugh.
42:02Ugh.
42:04Ugh.
42:06Ugh.
42:08Ugh.
42:10Ugh.
42:12Ugh.
42:14Ugh.
42:16Ugh.
42:18Ugh.
42:20Ugh.
42:22Ugh.
42:24Ugh.
42:26Ugh.
42:28Ugh.
42:30Ugh.
42:32Ugh.
42:34Ugh.
42:36Ugh.
42:38Ugh.
42:41Buffy.
42:43No.
42:45Donnie, I have to.
42:47Buffy?
43:01Buffy.
43:03Buffy.
43:09Buffy.
43:13How?
43:23Is it you?
43:27I mean, really?
43:33What are you?
43:43No!
43:49Don't!
43:53Don't jump, Buffy. Don't move.
43:58Just walk to me.
44:00Please.
44:03Please.
44:10Please.
44:21I'm your sister, Don.
44:26We were up here together, and then you went away.
44:33Don't do that again.
44:37I don't know how you're back, but you are.
44:43And please, just stay still.
44:49Or move, but towards me.
44:53Because the tower was built by crazy people, and I don't think it's holding up very well.
44:59Talk to me.
45:04Say something.
45:10Is this help?
45:20Is this help?
45:29No.
45:32Buffy, no.
45:36You're here, with me.
45:42Whatever happened to you, and whatever you've been through, it's... it's over now.
45:49You're...
45:54We have to get off of this tower!
45:58No.
46:06It was so clear, on this spot.
46:14I remember how shiny and clear everything was.
46:28No.
46:31No.
46:33Buffy.
46:36Please, listen to me.
46:42You told me I had to be strong, and I've tried.
46:50But it's been so hard without you.
46:55I'm sorry.
47:00I promise I'll do better, I will.
47:07If you're with me...
47:12Stay with me.
47:15Please.
47:18I need you to live.
47:24Live...
47:26For...
47:33Buffy!
47:37Don.
47:38Buffy!
47:40Don!
47:54Don!
48:24Don!
48:49Buffy?
48:54Buffy?
49:01Buffy.
49:04You're... you're...
49:08You're really here.
49:15You're alive.
49:17And you're home.
49:20You're home.
49:50You're home.
49:52You're home.
50:12Grr, argh.