GUERRA DE TIBURONES INVASIÓN SOBREHUMANA ESTRENO 2024 ACCIÓN PELICULA COMPLETA EN ESPANOL
GUERRA DE TIBURONES: INVASIÓN SOBREHUMANA | ESTRENO 2024 | ACCIÓN | PELICULA COMPLETA EN ESPANOL
En un mundo post-apocalíptico en guerra, el Ejército Soviético Ruso invade los Estados Unidos con la ayuda de un científico alemán que ha creado una fuerza de superhumanos, mitad hombre y mitad tiburón
En un mundo post-apocalíptico en guerra, el Ejército Soviético Ruso invade los Estados Unidos con la ayuda de un científico alemán que ha creado una fuerza de superhumanos, mitad hombre y mitad tiburón
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00:00:00Commando Tiburón Post-Apocalíptico
00:00:30In the not too distant future, the world will be at war again.
00:00:36The nuclear war has destroyed most of our beloved land.
00:00:40Those who survived are still free in a deplorable battle between good and evil.
00:00:45A world power battle for some, but for our boys at home in the United States of America,
00:00:51it's a battle for freedom!
00:00:56Wow!
00:00:59Wow!
00:01:02Wow!
00:01:26The Soviets have created a new unstoppable armament force.
00:01:41Oh wow!
00:01:44Wilbert!
00:01:48Interfering in unnatural experiments with animal and human DNA,
00:01:54they created a super half-man half-shark soldier.
00:01:58Wilbert is alive! He's alive!
00:02:03No!
00:02:12A creature that fights like a man, but infuses fear in the hearts of all who see him
00:02:18with his ferocious, round eyes, soulless and toothless.
00:02:33We will not stand idly by while these monsters destroy our beloved country.
00:02:44They may have brought the fight to our soil, but this is where it ends.
00:02:50This is where we stand.
00:02:53They will meet fire and fury like the world has never seen.
00:03:04The American Dream
00:03:12After the death of our leaders in Washington, the states were divided into separate militias.
00:03:18Each county found leaders among civilians who were willing to die to protect their beloved country from the Red Enemy.
00:03:25The most notable and beloved leader of the New York Free was Buck Morgan, a totally American hero.
00:03:32Buck was an arms enthusiast and owned a military surplus store in western New York.
00:03:38When the bombs fell, he provided his county with the means to defend himself from tyranny, but he did not stop there.
00:03:47Charge!
00:03:52Buck spread his militia throughout New York, recovering what was ours, in the name of freedom.
00:04:00Buck Morgan restored hope in the future of our country and paved the way for many followers to lead America to victory.
00:04:09Until a fateful day when he met face to face with his most powerful adversary,
00:04:14the abomination created by the unpleasant beast of a thousand nightmares,
00:04:20the terror of the unfathomable evil,
00:04:23the post-apocalyptic shark.
00:04:29No!
00:04:59No!
00:05:29No!
00:05:44You Americans are no match for the great Soviet army.
00:05:49Today I may fall, but never underestimate the strength of the American people.
00:05:55We will get up from all this.
00:05:59We will get up from all this.
00:06:30How are you, Marty?
00:06:32If I stay like this and get a new pack and the clutch wheel, it will be working in a short time.
00:06:38So you say it's garbage?
00:06:40Yes, Cliff. This junker will never run again.
00:06:42Do you want a beer, guys?
00:06:44No, Almond! Calm down!
00:06:50We are looking for some men in our fight against the Soviet army.
00:06:55I ask you, are you willing to do it?
00:06:58Honestly, my answer is, better dead than red.
00:07:03Welcome aboard!
00:07:29Grenade!
00:07:34To the cargo!
00:07:37Grenade!
00:07:54In the name of Sam Jackson, what is that?
00:07:56A blue commando shark?
00:08:01Kill them all!
00:08:04What the hell is that?
00:08:07It's a damn shark commando.
00:08:10No!
00:08:12I won't make it. Save yourself.
00:08:26Let's call this a grand finale for a glorious battle.
00:08:31My enemy is Carnada.
00:08:34Take the other as a prisoner and we will torture him to get information about the American militia.
00:08:41No!
00:08:43To be continued...
00:09:14Agatha Hudson. What a show for normal guys.
00:09:19Welcome to my lab.
00:09:21Hello, Dermot. Have your experiments provided any new discovery that may be useful?
00:09:26So far, everything has been insufficient,
00:09:29while the experiments with human DNA and canine have had a moderate success.
00:09:36I still have to meet the standards I was hoping to achieve.
00:09:41Where does the success of this medical experiment lie?
00:09:44Why don't you ask old Bruno?
00:09:50Do you want me to ask a dog about the experiment?
00:09:55Are you sick for being locked up here for too long just in this lab?
00:10:00Doctor, should I send a message of help?
00:10:03I'm hungry. Can I eat something?
00:10:07Did that dog just talk?
00:10:09Exactly. That's what I'm trying to tell you.
00:10:12Old Bruno can talk like you or like me.
00:10:16He's as dumb as a bag of marbles.
00:10:21I could also go to the bathroom soon.
00:10:24He's as dumb as a bag of marbles.
00:10:28I could also go to the bathroom soon.
00:10:30But I'm more worried about eating.
00:10:32Can you give me that candy now?
00:10:34Where's my ball? Have you seen my ball?
00:10:36Oh my God.
00:10:40Although the creation of a talking dog has made taking care of it much easier,
00:10:45I haven't been able to meet people like the Soviet Shark Command.
00:10:51I need to find the lost link between the brain and physical strength.
00:10:58I said strength, Bruno. Strength.
00:11:03I haven't seen your ball, Bruno.
00:11:06And if it goes under the sofa again, I won't go for it.
00:11:10Now leave me alone. I'm very busy here.
00:11:15I'm not going to tell Agatha Hudson to go for your ball.
00:11:23Can you see my frustration, Agatha?
00:11:44Meanwhile, on American soil, the Soviet threat strikes near the house.
00:11:49In fact, it comes so close that it's right at the door of our house.
00:11:59Get away from that woman, soldier.
00:12:02Who said sharks don't like me?
00:12:06The taste of human flesh clearly never knew me.
00:12:11Don't move, tuna wind. Or I'll make you explode.
00:12:16I'd really like to clip your teeth.
00:12:19Do you think you can kill me before I clip your jaws?
00:12:25Why don't we find out?
00:12:27I don't think you have gills.
00:12:30I have many.
00:12:31Try it. Show me how they are.
00:12:40For the Fatherland.
00:13:06Cabo.
00:13:07Ma'am.
00:13:08Get in touch with Hornet Squad and tell them we need backup.
00:13:11Sergeant, we separated from Hornet Squad 10 minutes ago. They're missing.
00:13:15Damn it.
00:13:17These sharks are destroying our army.
00:13:19I'll try to get in touch with them, ma'am.
00:13:21Don't even bother. They're all dead. You could feel it right here.
00:13:24What are your orders?
00:13:26Orders?
00:13:27Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass.
00:13:30Ma'am.
00:13:31No, don't do that. Go to headquarters and tell them we need air support immediately.
00:13:37Yes, ma'am.
00:13:38Damn it.
00:13:42Ma'am, your orders... I was listening and...
00:13:45I just forgot that I have to write it down.
00:13:48Are you serious?
00:13:49Call headquarters and thank them for their support.
00:13:52No, you idiot.
00:13:53I told you to call headquarters and tell them we need air support.
00:13:58Air support.
00:14:00I'm sorry. You know.
00:14:02I didn't have breakfast today and... I'm not thinking straight.
00:14:05You can't skip breakfast. What's the first thing Uncle Sam taught you?
00:14:09It's the most important meal of the day.
00:14:13Please leave.
00:14:14I'm leaving.
00:14:16Mr. Cabo.
00:14:17Ma'am.
00:14:18I hate you.
00:14:20I'm sorry.
00:14:23This is exactly why we're losing.
00:14:27Son of a...
00:14:29Somewhere far from the battlefield, young survivors of the United States
00:14:34debate about world politics and war.
00:14:36Fuck the Russians, brother.
00:14:38They want to come here and try to fight me?
00:14:40I'll finish them all.
00:14:41Just wait and see.
00:14:42I'll go to their country and finish them all, brother.
00:14:45Duane, you can't blame an entire country for what their soldiers are doing.
00:14:49I can blame whoever I want.
00:14:50Shit.
00:14:52This is America.
00:14:54And for now...
00:14:56I'm still free.
00:14:58Well, Duane.
00:14:59I'm just saying that when the war started, it affected everyone.
00:15:03New people came to power and some bad guys took over the army.
00:15:07I'm willing to bet that the average Russian is like you or like me.
00:15:10Whatever.
00:15:12Brother.
00:15:14If it were up to me, I'd press a button.
00:15:17And I'd kill them all.
00:15:19Brother.
00:15:20You can't have double standards like that, Duane.
00:15:22That makes you as bad as the rest.
00:15:24Shh.
00:15:27Listen, Roxy.
00:15:29Can't you see?
00:15:31The men...
00:15:32We're talking.
00:15:33Well, yes.
00:15:34And here you are talking about such an important game.
00:15:37While our own people are fighting a war to defend our right to be free.
00:15:43Those are big words coming from someone who is sitting far from any real threat.
00:15:49What's wrong with you?
00:15:50Are you in your days?
00:15:52Because you're acting like a P-E-R-R-A.
00:15:57Yes, brother.
00:15:58That's how it's done.
00:15:59Woo!
00:16:00Leave her alone, Duane.
00:16:01She has the right to an opinion like you.
00:16:03Whatever, man.
00:16:06I'm going to get up.
00:16:07I'm going to pee.
00:16:09Because I don't care what you think.
00:16:11Or you.
00:16:14I like you.
00:16:17Woo!
00:16:22Woo!
00:16:28Woo!
00:16:33Woo!
00:16:34I guess you make up for that little thing with your big ego.
00:16:40Holy fish.
00:16:41No.
00:16:42I'm a shark.
00:16:49Duane?
00:16:52Ah!
00:16:53Do you mind if I join you to eat something?
00:16:59Hey, where are you going?
00:17:06What does he want from us?
00:17:07To cleanse the earth with your human blood.
00:17:12Would you settle for a kidney?
00:17:14No, thank you.
00:17:15I just informed your comrade over there.
00:17:19How about a belly full of lead?
00:17:20Oh!
00:17:21Oh!
00:17:26My God!
00:17:27You saved us!
00:17:28I'm just doing my job.
00:17:29Protecting the United States from a Soviet shark at the same time.
00:17:33What's your name, sir?
00:17:34I'd like to know the name of the man who saved us.
00:17:36It's Marty.
00:17:37Marty Warbuck.
00:17:39Take care, comrades.
00:17:41What a hero.
00:17:46Did you pee?
00:17:47Did you pee?
00:17:50I guess I did.
00:17:52Disgusting.
00:17:55God bless America.
00:18:06Say your name in front of the camera.
00:18:08I'm Sergeant Dante Buchanan of the New American Resistance Force.
00:18:13Where is a resistance base located?
00:18:15We're everywhere.
00:18:17You can't defeat us.
00:18:19You can't stop us.
00:18:27What are you doing?
00:18:29What's that?
00:18:31It's serum of the truth.
00:18:32You'll be forced to tell me what I want to know.
00:18:34Then I won't say anything.
00:18:35Then you'll die.
00:18:37Death before dishonor.
00:18:39You have no choice.
00:18:40You'll sing like a bird or a singer once the serum takes effect.
00:18:43It's better not to fight him.
00:18:45Damn you.
00:18:47Tell me where you'll find your American allies.
00:18:50My name is Sergeant Dante Buchanan of the New American Resistance Force.
00:18:56And I won't answer your questions.
00:18:59More serum.
00:19:10No.
00:19:12I won't answer your questions.
00:19:16What's your favorite color?
00:19:18Green.
00:19:20Do you prefer dogs or cats?
00:19:22Dogs.
00:19:24Son of a...
00:19:25Where is the resistance base located?
00:19:28We're everywhere.
00:19:30More serum, doctor.
00:19:33No, no.
00:19:35We don't want to kill him.
00:19:37Not yet.
00:19:39What's your favorite food?
00:19:41Hamburgers and fries.
00:19:43Damn you.
00:19:45Very American.
00:19:47Where's the base?
00:19:49In the center of the guitar.
00:19:51Not the bass, more specific.
00:19:54True, true.
00:19:56If I was driving around here in Main Street and decided to stop for a coffee in the local cafeteria,
00:20:01and suddenly I realized that I left my wallet at the resistance base, how would I return it?
00:20:06Well, look.
00:20:08You go down Main Street.
00:20:10Until you get to West.
00:20:13Two miles after Saunders.
00:20:16You get to the old church.
00:20:18You turn left.
00:20:20And...
00:20:21You go on for four miles.
00:20:24And there's the base.
00:20:26You can't miss it.
00:20:28Did it work?
00:20:29It really did.
00:20:32Can you continue with a little torture?
00:20:34You can continue with a little torture or whatever makes you float, Sharky.
00:20:37Could I go straight to the part where I'm eating it alive?
00:20:43It's your decision from now on, so do whatever you want.
00:20:46I appreciate it.
00:20:48Thank you, doctor.
00:20:50You're welcome.
00:20:51Enjoy it now.
00:20:52They won't get away with it!
00:20:54You've been a wonderful guest.
00:20:56As my Russian homologues would say.
00:20:59Bye.
00:21:05Are you going to eat me?
00:21:07Yes.
00:21:08Most likely.
00:21:10Well, that calms me down.
00:21:12Would you rather I let you go?
00:21:14Yes.
00:21:15If I had a choice.
00:21:17You don't.
00:21:18Damn it!
00:21:20Yes.
00:21:21That bites.
00:21:35Mmm.
00:21:40So, if you bleed.
00:21:43You'll never stop us.
00:21:45There's more.
00:21:47We're a team of shark commandos.
00:21:50When one is in danger, for the others it's like blood in the water.
00:21:56They'll find you and they'll kill you.
00:21:59Then I have no time to waste.
00:22:00Over here! Over here!
00:22:10I heard the shot.
00:22:11It can't be far.
00:22:13Find him and kill him!
00:22:23You can't hide forever.
00:22:25Shark killer, I'll find you.
00:22:27Not if I find you first.
00:22:35Sweet dreams.
00:22:41Russian soldier number one.
00:22:43Do you copy me?
00:22:45I repeat.
00:22:46Russian soldier number one.
00:22:48Do you copy me?
00:22:50Still no answer.
00:22:52Why don't you answer me?
00:22:53Do you copy me?
00:22:55Still no answer.
00:22:57Why do you call him that?
00:22:58Why don't you call him by his name?
00:23:00Shut up, Russian soldier number two.
00:23:02All of you are essential.
00:23:05You're hurting my feelings.
00:23:07Enough.
00:23:13I have a name, you know?
00:23:15It's Valery.
00:23:16I refuse to call you that.
00:23:18Why do you have to be so...
00:23:20I said enough, number two.
00:23:24Huh.
00:23:26Huh.
00:23:27Borislav!
00:23:29It's Valery!
00:23:30Give it to me!
00:23:31Do you copy me?
00:23:32Give it to me!
00:23:33No, Mr. Shark killer.
00:23:42Borislav.
00:23:43Do you copy me?
00:23:45To be continued.
00:23:50Marty Warbuck managed to escape from the Soviet death.
00:23:54So he went to the base camp of the new US resistance force.
00:24:00He was waiting to tell his brothers his latest discovery.
00:24:14To be continued.
00:24:44To be continued.
00:25:15I... I thought...
00:25:16How did everyone else know?
00:25:18I would expect an idiot like you not to listen to the news, right?
00:25:23I didn't think they were still broadcasting on TV after the bombs.
00:25:26Son of a bitch.
00:25:29You're the dumbest filthy rat in the damn world.
00:25:36And you're fighting on our side.
00:25:38Oh, thank the child god.
00:25:44To be continued.
00:25:49Why are you so mean to him?
00:25:50Don't take it too hard, boy.
00:25:52It's a hard bone to chew.
00:25:54Don't you have radios where they are?
00:25:56There are most of the news.
00:25:58The internet still works.
00:26:00I didn't think about the check, I guess.
00:26:03I'm not going to lie, I feel pretty stupid right now.
00:26:06The good news is that I killed one of them.
00:26:09One?
00:26:10I killed six.
00:26:12I have one mounted in my rooms.
00:26:15This is one of them.
00:26:17Don't feel bad, boy.
00:26:19The body is proud of you.
00:26:21Oh, yes.
00:26:22You just wander around a place with very superior human beings and now...
00:26:26You're acting like you're the best.
00:26:30Oh, I'm sorry, boy, I'm being a little stupid.
00:26:32Keep up the good fight and you're doing great.
00:26:35Wow, thank you.
00:26:37Son.
00:26:39This country is proud of your service.
00:26:42When you leave, take a bag of gifts and grenades of courtesy.
00:26:46Wonderful, I'm out of them.
00:26:48See you soon.
00:26:57And so the epic journey of Marty led to a disheartening chapter.
00:27:01Now he would walk aimlessly towards the unknown.
00:27:04Uncertain of his future, without a friend or companion by his side.
00:27:08At that moment he knew what it felt like to be truly alone.
00:27:14Are you kidding me?
00:27:18Until we meet again, fearless hero.
00:27:39Ladies and gentlemen, I have gathered you to discuss our plans to destroy the Soviet opposition.
00:27:52We will not remain silent while these imbeciles try to take over our country.
00:28:01We will sneak behind their lines.
00:28:04We will go straight to their heart.
00:28:07We will infiltrate their operations base and destroy it from the inside.
00:28:15They won't even know who hit them.
00:28:18We will take the battle straight to their door.
00:28:22We have located the...
00:28:24Don't interrupt me when I speak, son.
00:28:28It's your turn now.
00:28:30Dog, it's important.
00:28:32I was just curious to know what your plan was.
00:28:36If the enemy had already accomplished these things you say.
00:28:40We are standing inside their base with their weapons pointing at them.
00:28:44Oh shit.
00:28:47How the hell did they get through to us?
00:28:49Did I fall asleep?
00:28:51Well, young man.
00:28:53If the Reds arrived.
00:28:56As you say they are.
00:28:59As it certainly seems.
00:29:02I want you to know that the Americans will not die without fighting.
00:29:18Doctor!
00:29:19Doctor!
00:29:27Kill them all!
00:29:35That general had an explosive personality.
00:29:38I'm a little sad I didn't get to know him better.
00:29:41He looked like my type of guy.
00:29:49To be continued...
00:30:19To be continued...
00:30:50I'll sign up for five dollars and...
00:30:55I'll buy one and take another one.
00:30:57Fried chicken!
00:30:59Well, since your coupon has no value to us.
00:31:05I'll see your five dollars.
00:31:09And I'll raise it to 100 chips.
00:31:15Well played, sir.
00:31:18Ah, friend.
00:31:21What do you have?
00:31:33Wait!
00:31:35He says to leave your weapons here before entering.
00:31:48I don't think so.
00:31:54Any last words, fools?
00:31:56Don't shoot!
00:31:59Ah!
00:32:02Ah!
00:32:16It tasted like barbecue sauce and cheap beer.
00:32:19American shit.
00:32:22Come on, let's get out of here.
00:32:28To be continued...
00:32:45I'm so sorry.
00:32:50Do you think I would have heard all this from the other room?
00:32:58To be continued...
00:33:28To be continued...
00:33:32To be continued...
00:33:56I was there.
00:33:57And I must have escaped with little life.
00:34:00I could have saved their lives from the cold and humid hands of evil.
00:34:03Be happy, you're still alive, Marty.
00:34:05You're lucky.
00:34:06Now I wonder how they found out about the camp.
00:34:09Our new headquarters on Goat Island, will it be safe?
00:34:13Nelson, unless the Russians have a radio,
00:34:15there is no human way for them to know.
00:34:17Don't you think they can hear our radio frequencies?
00:34:20Don't be an idiot, Marty.
00:34:21The Russians can't hear our stations in Russia.
00:34:24Idiot.
00:34:26They are invading our country.
00:34:27Don't you think they could grab a radio and...
00:34:29Damn it, Marty.
00:34:31Alfonso is our main expert in Russian behavior.
00:34:35He only listens to his wisdom.
00:34:37I'm sorry, Nelson.
00:34:38I think it's clear that...
00:34:40Hey, I have a damn title, idiot.
00:34:42What?
00:34:43I took an online course.
00:34:44That your little brain couldn't understand.
00:34:47Potato face.
00:34:49Internet course?
00:34:50Why would I doubt your credentials?
00:34:52Was it from the University of Fools?
00:34:54I had never heard of that school.
00:34:56It was offered through the KGBU.
00:34:58And what the hell is that?
00:35:00The knowledge of a very brilliant university.
00:35:02Russian computer pirates are brainwashing them.
00:35:05Well, sir, you are a conspiracy theorist.
00:35:07Guys, wait.
00:35:08We have enough problems for now.
00:35:11You don't need to fight.
00:35:13Wait, wait.
00:35:14This has just arrived.
00:35:15Breaking news.
00:35:17We have just received news that,
00:35:19from our latest report,
00:35:20the Red Army has launched heavy air strikes
00:35:23on the island of Goat.
00:35:25The results of the tragedy are unknown.
00:35:27But we expect many casualties.
00:35:29Do I need to say more?
00:35:31What a strange coincidence.
00:35:33I'm sure you do.
00:35:47Thanks for organizing this party, Jimmy.
00:35:50I was going to stay home and drink the bottle to the end, alone.
00:35:54But I prefer to do it with my friends.
00:36:00No problem, Stacy.
00:36:02The most patriotic thing I can do,
00:36:04when the world is at war,
00:36:06is to throw a party.
00:36:07Maybe write a blog about
00:36:09my personal experiences without education
00:36:12after ten beers.
00:36:13You are a true American hero, Jimmy.
00:36:16Thanks, Pat.
00:36:17Do you want a sausage?
00:36:18I loved it for years.
00:36:20That sounded too gay for my taste.
00:36:23What a weird bug.
00:36:24It's the end of the world.
00:36:26I just thought I'd be honest.
00:36:28How uncomfortable.
00:36:30It doesn't matter.
00:36:35Slowly, slowly.
00:36:43That guy never gives up.
00:36:46Jimmy, what are you doing later tonight?
00:36:49After writing a blog,
00:36:50I usually go to bed.
00:36:52Well,
00:36:53would you like some company?
00:36:56I prefer to write alone.
00:36:58It's very difficult to write with someone next to me.
00:37:01Well, what happens after that?
00:37:05I don't have a bed in my house,
00:37:07and I already promised someone else a sofa.
00:37:10But I don't want to be alone.
00:37:12And I already promised someone else a sofa.
00:37:15But if you drink too much,
00:37:16you can always sleep in a garage.
00:37:19I think you're missing the point.
00:37:24I'll go ask Pat.
00:37:42Hey, what can I do for you, friend?
00:37:44I'll have a hot dog and a hamburger with cheese.
00:37:48Can you serve me a human being
00:37:50smeared in barbecue sauce
00:37:52with an idiot covered in beer?
00:37:56We don't cook people here.
00:37:58I mean, we serve people,
00:38:00but not on the menu.
00:38:04Maybe if I explained this to you,
00:38:06you'd change your mind.
00:38:12Ah!
00:38:21Is anyone hungry?
00:38:26What are you doing? They're civilians.
00:38:29I'm about to teach you how to eat,
00:38:32comrade.
00:38:34White meat is delicious.
00:38:43Bye-bye, cruel world.
00:38:58From the bottom up.
00:39:02Oh, friend, I think I got excited when I bit it.
00:39:12In the next episode
00:39:31Somewhere in Siberia...
00:39:37Meanwhile, in Russia, the war continues,
00:39:40while the Red Army invades American soil,
00:39:43North Korea launches bombs
00:39:45on Soviet bases in Siberia.
00:39:59Talk.
00:40:01We're in the middle of a war
00:40:03and I don't have time for this.
00:40:05Sir, I was sending snapshots
00:40:07with my cousin from the United States.
00:40:09When he sent them to me,
00:40:11disturbing news.
00:40:13All the news is disturbing.
00:40:15Except for some good ones,
00:40:17many times they're very good.
00:40:19Come on, comrade, keep the gossip going.
00:40:22It turns out that our shark commands
00:40:24are not only killing the American resistance,
00:40:27but they're also massacring civilians.
00:40:29When we launched nuclear weapons
00:40:31over the United States,
00:40:33it was never my intention
00:40:35to harm innocent civilians.
00:40:37But killing innocent people
00:40:39goes against everything
00:40:41that is being fought in this war.
00:40:43It is, I mean, if...
00:40:45Yes, if you think about it.
00:40:47I mean, when you created the supercommands,
00:40:49you did it to annihilate...
00:40:51To end the American scum.
00:40:53There is no place in the world
00:40:55for a post-apocalyptic command shark
00:40:57that feeds on the flesh
00:40:59of a succulent,
00:41:01perfectly innocent
00:41:03American boot.
00:41:05Send a message to the man
00:41:07responsible for creating
00:41:09these treacherous creatures.
00:41:11I need to talk to him immediately.
00:41:14After getting up to date
00:41:16with the next episode of Ray Donovan,
00:41:18the last one was a suspense.
00:41:21Yes, Wolfgang,
00:41:23I will send your message quickly.
00:41:25Back in the United States,
00:41:27Dermot Jackson Washington
00:41:29is looking for years of paperwork
00:41:31hoping to discover his mistakes
00:41:33and rectify his failed experiments.
00:41:35Screw those hellish experiments!
00:41:37What's wrong?
00:41:39Why are you throwing things?
00:41:41Oh, Bruno.
00:41:43I don't hope you understand.
00:41:45Entertain?
00:41:47You don't want to entertain me?
00:41:49I don't want to entertain you.
00:41:51I don't want to entertain you.
00:41:53Entertain?
00:41:55You don't want to entertain me.
00:41:57I want to sit down.
00:41:59Of course, Bruno.
00:42:01Poor dog.
00:42:05The world is falling apart
00:42:07and our beloved country
00:42:09is being invaded by superhuman sharks.
00:42:11And with all my brilliance and education,
00:42:13the only thing that came to my mind
00:42:15is a dog that talks
00:42:17and is a weak mind.
00:42:19I will choose to forgive you for that
00:42:21I see that you are not thinking clearly
00:42:23because you are angry.
00:42:25Eureka!
00:42:27Bruno!
00:42:29Wait, what?
00:42:41I have done the equation wrong.
00:42:43I have done all my experiments
00:42:45on a canine guest when,
00:42:47after all, I should have been testing
00:42:49a human guest.
00:42:51Finally, I have solved the equation!
00:42:53Hot dog.
00:42:55Carambolas.
00:42:57Carambolas?
00:42:59It was surely wonderful.
00:43:01Sigiri, damn it.
00:43:03Blessings for Betsy.
00:43:05Bingo!
00:43:07Now you are talking.
00:43:09I will torment myself.
00:43:11The only question now
00:43:13is where I find a human guest.
00:43:15The only other question is
00:43:17when do we eat?
00:43:19Soon, my furry friend.
00:43:21Very, very soon.
00:43:23Not only will we taste the sweet success
00:43:25of the victory,
00:43:27but we will also see
00:43:29if there are any post-apocalyptic pizzerias
00:43:31that still deliver at home.
00:43:33You are a genius.
00:43:35And soon, the rest of the world will know that
00:43:37we are on the verge of liberation, Bruno.
00:43:39Martí Warburg and his new partner,
00:43:41Alfonso Itani,
00:43:43sought to fight the Red Army
00:43:45under the protection of the forest.
00:43:47There was blood in the water
00:43:49and this time, the United States
00:43:51was the shark looking for its prey.
00:43:53What is the plan, Martí?
00:43:55We are alone in the country infested
00:43:57with sharks that we call home.
00:43:59Well, the plan is
00:44:01to find those Soviet idiots
00:44:03and send them back to the United States.
00:44:05We will find them
00:44:07and send them back to hell
00:44:09from where they came from.
00:44:11When we finish with those idiots,
00:44:13there will be no vacancies in hell.
00:44:15Silence.
00:44:17Do you hear that?
00:44:19It sounds like...
00:44:21Russians!
00:44:23It's time to kill.
00:44:25Vodka.
00:44:27Vodka.
00:44:29Vodka.
00:44:31Vodka.
00:44:33Vodka!
00:44:39You don't even think about it.
00:44:45Vodka!
00:44:47Vodka!
00:44:49Vodka!
00:44:51Vodka!
00:44:53Damn rotten and dirty vodka that stank of Russians.
00:44:56They shouldn't have died.
00:44:58But they chose him.
00:45:00All this murder can drive a man crazy.
00:45:03Sometimes I wonder who I am when I do what I have to do.
00:45:07No one ever said that killing was easy.
00:45:10I just try to think of every American life I could have saved by defeating the red enemy.
00:45:14And that, Marty, that gives me peace.
00:45:19God bless America.
00:45:21Isn't that the truth?
00:45:23We should go.
00:45:25Maybe the Red Army is around here.
00:45:30And with this little victory,
00:45:32Marty Warbuck and Alfonso Itania
00:45:34brought the United States one more step
00:45:37to win the war against our troubled enemy.
00:45:40What some men call the Red Devil.
00:45:44Hello, my lord.
00:45:51And welcome to America,
00:45:53the land of everlasting freedom.
00:45:55To what do I owe the pleasure
00:45:57that the great Wolfgang Sokolov enters my lair?
00:46:00Perhaps you are here to congratulate me for my latest successes.
00:46:04Quite the opposite, doctor.
00:46:06Well, I think your experiments were a resounding success.
00:46:10I suspect your intentions.
00:46:13My intentions are only to please you, my master.
00:46:16I created these super sharks to fulfill your orders.
00:46:19Tell me, what can I do differently,
00:46:22and I will surely do my best to satisfy your requests, my intrepid leader.
00:46:27Well, I would like to conquer this world and rule this country.
00:46:32I would not want it to be the expense of innocent lives.
00:46:37Which is strange with a nuclear war and everything.
00:46:41Why is everyone still saying that?
00:46:44I just wanted to bomb the bad guys,
00:46:47or kill everyone in the country.
00:46:50Well, you really can not choose.
00:46:52Whatever, I'm not a scientist.
00:46:55That does not matter.
00:46:57And what is it?
00:46:58I want the killing of civilians to stop once and for all.
00:47:03These sharks really can not be told what to do that way.
00:47:07You programmed it.
00:47:09They only do what you ask them.
00:47:12Otherwise, we would all be dead.
00:47:15You see, you're missing the general panorama, Wolfgang.
00:47:18They only kill whoever I order them to, yes.
00:47:21And for now, they are forgiving their Russian army.
00:47:24For now?
00:47:26Yes, but you will see that I am not Russian.
00:47:29I am a simple German doctor who works for the Russians.
00:47:33And we appreciate what he has done for us in this war so far.
00:47:38But it must end.
00:47:41I'm afraid this will only end in the way I write the story of the story, poor buffoon.
00:47:47Excuse me?
00:47:48While I have been producing en masse,
00:47:50these shark commands have been annihilating the military in both places,
00:47:54America and North Korea.
00:47:56We are slowly becoming the greatest power in the world.
00:48:01For the greater strength of the country.
00:48:04For now.
00:48:06But as soon as I activate this switch,
00:48:08my army of sharks will turn against Soviet scum
00:48:11and I will become the ruler of the new world.
00:48:14You will never get away with yours.
00:48:16Who will stop me? You?
00:48:23What have you done?
00:48:24I have injected you my experimental shark DNA.
00:48:27While the original is designed to be placed on sharks,
00:48:30I created another drug that also works on humans.
00:48:33It takes longer, but it has the same result.
00:48:36You mean...
00:48:37In 8 hours you will become a command of sharks,
00:48:40ready to kill or die for me with just pressing a button.
00:48:44Impossible.
00:48:45It is very possible, Wolfgang.
00:48:48Each shark man is injected with a microchip
00:48:51that gives me total control of his actions.
00:48:54With this device, I can program those who attack and adjust their aggressiveness.
00:48:59What would happen if I were you?
00:49:01I have put an off switch on the remote control just in case.
00:49:04And what button is that?
00:49:06Big red?
00:49:09Stop asking me questions.
00:49:11Yes, it's red.
00:49:13I was just curious.
00:49:16If you have a family, now would be the time to say goodbye.
00:49:20You are a monster.
00:49:22Soon you will discover that you are the monster.
00:49:26Soon you will discover that you are the monster.
00:49:44Big prize!
00:49:50Hi, friend.
00:49:51Do you have change?
00:49:54I'll tell you what happens.
00:49:55If you go to my lab, I'll give you $20,
00:49:58a pizza,
00:50:00and I'll let you take a shower.
00:50:02What do you think?
00:50:03A rule.
00:50:04Whatever.
00:50:06Without sodomy?
00:50:08Sir, I can assure you that I am a gentleman.
00:50:11I never had that plan.
00:50:13Then count on me.
00:50:15Well, come this way.
00:50:17Yes.
00:50:18How happy are my days.
00:50:22It's a very good pizza.
00:50:24I can't believe they still serve at home.
00:50:26I know.
00:50:27Pretty amazing, right?
00:50:30Thank you for this.
00:50:33You know, it's hard to find someone to help an old tramp
00:50:37without any hidden reason.
00:50:40Hidden reasons, of course.
00:50:43When someone says that there are no good people left in the world,
00:50:47There are no good people left in the world?
00:50:49Well, I'm going to tell them they're wrong.
00:50:53Of course.
00:50:54Tell me, can you do something for me?
00:50:56Of course, man.
00:50:57Anything for a friend.
00:50:59I'd like to inject you some mother cells of canine DNA.
00:51:03A clue of strange chemical substances
00:51:06that I deduced from a scientific formula
00:51:08that you wouldn't even understand if I explained it to you.
00:51:11What are you going to do to me?
00:51:12It will turn you into a superhuman dog-man.
00:51:14At my orders.
00:51:16You will defend America from its enemies.
00:51:21I have nothing else to do, so...
00:51:24Of course, I guess...
00:51:25Brilliant, brilliant.
00:51:28I can't believe you tricked someone to let you do it.
00:51:32I thought you would have had to drug him.
00:51:35Did you drug me?
00:51:37I think that dog is talking to me.
00:51:40Shut up, Bruno.
00:51:41Don't pay attention to that dog.
00:51:43He's just playing with you.
00:51:45Fine.
00:51:47Let's do this before my shower.
00:51:56You should have told me.
00:51:58I was surprised.
00:52:02Do you feel any of the effects?
00:52:04No, no.
00:52:05I don't think so.
00:52:06Do you want a cookie?
00:52:08Maybe I don't have a home.
00:52:09But I'm not an animal.
00:52:12Oh...
00:52:13The works of my life...
00:52:15Have been in vain.
00:52:17I wouldn't say you spent your whole life trying to see how to turn a man into a dog.
00:52:22Shut up, Bruno.
00:52:24I was trying to be dramatic.
00:52:27Are you okay, boy?
00:52:31You're acquiring the characteristics of a canine.
00:52:35But the transformation hasn't started yet.
00:52:37Now is a good time to say that all this experiment is a waste.
00:52:42Shut up, Bruno.
00:52:44I'm not a canine.
00:52:46I'm not a canine.
00:52:48I'm not a canine.
00:52:50I'm not a canine.
00:52:52I'm not a canine.
00:52:54Shut up, Bruno.
00:52:59Rolling.
00:53:00Live.
00:53:02Hello...
00:53:03People of the world.
00:53:06If someone is listening...
00:53:09My name is Wolfgang Sokolov.
00:53:15I am the Marshal of the Russian Federation.
00:53:19And the designated leader of the restored Soviet army.
00:53:25I have written this letter for you, people.
00:53:29So that you understand me.
00:53:31The things I have done.
00:53:34I am a man with problems.
00:53:38Who has made a big mistake.
00:53:41Defeating my own government.
00:53:45And starting this nuclear war.
00:53:49I have destroyed the great part of the world that was still good.
00:53:54I had found a German scientist named Siegfried Schroeder.
00:53:59To create these post-apocalyptic shark commands.
00:54:04My plan was to crush the military and governmental presence in the United States.
00:54:09And so on all over the world.
00:54:12I dreamed of a united world.
00:54:14All serving under the Soviet flag.
00:54:18But...
00:54:19My dream soon became a nightmare.
00:54:23Once I discovered that Schroeder was massacring innocent civilians.
00:54:29And he had full power over the shark commands.
00:54:33I faced it.
00:54:37He has injected me with a virus that will turn me into one of his nonsense shark drones.
00:54:45The time I have left here is limited.
00:54:49So...
00:54:51I beg you...
00:54:53Whoever is listening to stop Schroeder and put an end to this war.
00:54:58Only he has a device capable of stopping these creatures.
00:55:05He is currently in the west of New York.
00:55:09Here is a photo of us together so you can identify him.
00:55:15Stop the scientist.
00:55:20Does your cell phone still work?
00:55:22Yes, Marty.
00:55:23It was just another common nuclear war.
00:55:25You act as if the world is over or something.
00:55:27Well, he almost did it.
00:55:29There are many things in the tank.
00:55:31I can't even watch my stories on cable anymore.
00:55:33Because that's the most important thing you want to talk about.
00:55:36Didn't you just watch that video with me?
00:55:38Wolfgang Zocolov just told us that the key to putting an end to this war is here in our area.
00:55:43How do we know it's not a lie or it's not a trap?
00:55:46You already have the advantage.
00:55:48What good does it do to give us the information?
00:55:50Think about the facts, Marty.
00:55:53If you were an evil scientist in a secret laboratory, where would you hide?
00:55:57If I were a scientist committed to destroying society and they just revealed me to the world, I would probably hide.
00:56:05If you were an evil scientist who wanted the fame of starting the greatest war in history, where would you hide?
00:56:13I'll check the trends online.
00:56:16Well, if I had to guess, I'd say he's probably creating some kind of...
00:56:20Gigantic shark!
00:56:25Do you see it, Dilbert?
00:56:27Do you see the monster I've created?
00:56:29Yes, master! It's beautiful!
00:56:44No one can stop me! Now the world is mine! My enemies will surrender before me!
00:56:51Hehehehehehe!
00:57:11For the love of God, would you shut up already?
00:57:15This is getting really annoying.
00:57:18I agree, Bruno. I totally agree.
00:57:22But I don't know what to do.
00:57:26All the time I've spent trying to create my own superhuman soldier has been a waste.
00:57:31I've failed once again, old friend.
00:57:34Maybe instead of creating your own superhuman, you should try to find something to repel the existing sharks.
00:57:41You know, like medicine against fleas.
00:57:44Bruno! You're a genius!
00:57:49When I was trying to extract the cancerous tumor from your butt,
00:57:53I got a substantial amount of pardaxine,
00:57:57which I collected from the sun's secretions in the Red Sea.
00:58:00I got cancer in my butt.
00:58:02What I'm trying to say, Bruno, is that I've stored an excessive amount of pardaxine,
00:58:08which is also used as shark repellent.
00:58:13Brilliant, Bruno.
00:58:15If we spray this pardaxine on the face of a shark man,
00:58:18it will cause a severe mouth paralysis and a temporary leak of urea through the gills,
00:58:25giving our soldiers enough time to fight the good battle.
00:58:34Shut up, you stupid human. Stop.
00:58:37Something bad is happening.
00:59:10Really? I'm getting weird looks from you.
00:59:14You're a shark man who talks and walks. Come on.
00:59:38What are the chances that this shark repellent will be created
00:59:42as soon as the killer shark enters my lab?
00:59:45And how convenient that he left his gun on the wall instead of shooting you.
00:59:50How that series of events developed so well,
00:59:53and just in time, is beyond even my understanding.
01:00:00Hello, Agatha.
01:00:02I think I've come across something that could change the rhythm of this war.
01:00:06Come quickly. We have sharks to kill.
01:00:13Bruno, stop licking that.
01:00:19I found it!
01:00:20What?
01:00:21I was following trending videos on social media,
01:00:23and I found this video of a giant shark walking on the ground.
01:00:28Jaguars! That thing is huge!
01:00:30I think this evil scientist just created a much bigger threat
01:00:33for this war that sharks command.
01:00:35Are you telling me that there is a shark of megalodon proportions,
01:00:38crushing and devouring New York?
01:00:40That's exactly what I said, Marty.
01:00:42And I know the exact location of this building that he just destroyed.
01:00:45Let's go. There's no time to lose.
01:00:58Let's rock, baby.
01:01:00It's time to fish.
01:01:02I have a shark to kill.
01:01:04Let's kick a monstrous fin.
01:01:06Buddy, stop trying to beat me with every good phrase I say.
01:01:10I also like ingenious phrases. What's the problem?
01:01:13Anyway, there's no one around here.
01:01:15Well, it's something of mine.
01:01:17And I feel like you're taking that away from me.
01:01:19I didn't know. I'm sorry.
01:01:22It's okay. Let's just go.
01:01:28Bring me sharks or bring me death.
01:01:31Hey!
01:01:32It's the last thing, I swear.
01:01:38Wolfgang, are you okay?
01:01:41I'm becoming one of those creatures.
01:01:45How can you be sure?
01:01:49I'm transforming.
01:01:51What can I do to help?
01:01:54There's nothing anyone can do.
01:01:58It's too late for me.
01:02:01There must be something.
01:02:04I hope that when people look back in history,
01:02:10they don't remember how I was the monster,
01:02:15or the monster I will be.
01:02:19You're a good man deep down, sir.
01:02:22People will know.
01:02:24Then shoot me in the head.
01:02:26End my suffering.
01:02:29I can't do it. I swore to protect you, comrade.
01:02:33Then give me your gun.
01:02:36Let me do the work myself.
01:02:39Please.
01:02:40You're going to get over this.
01:02:42Everything's going to be fine.
01:02:47I wish that was the case.
01:02:51Hey!
01:02:52Come here!
01:02:53Look at this video!
01:02:54Schröder has created a gargantuan shark.
01:02:56He's dragging cities with his corpulent body.
01:02:59I'll be there in a minute.
01:03:01I'm taking care of Wolfgang.
01:03:03Holy God!
01:03:04A sandwich of peanut butter and shit.
01:03:06They're even eating us Russians.
01:03:08No one will survive.
01:03:09Just pause.
01:03:10I'll be there soon.
01:03:14Wolfgang.
01:03:17You should have killed me when you had the chance.
01:03:35You don't look too good, Wolfgang.
01:03:46I'm sorry, Wolfgang.
01:03:48I didn't mean to kill you.
01:03:50I'm sorry, Wolfgang.
01:03:52I didn't mean to kill you.
01:03:54I'm sorry, Wolfgang.
01:03:56I didn't mean to kill you.
01:03:58I'm sorry, Wolfgang.
01:04:00I didn't mean to kill you.
01:04:02I'm sorry, Wolfgang.
01:04:04I didn't mean to kill you.
01:04:06I'm sorry, Wolfgang.
01:04:08I didn't mean to kill you.
01:04:10I'm sorry, Wolfgang.
01:04:12I didn't mean to kill you.
01:04:15삼겹의 꼬리
01:04:33This shark enters a bar with a bottle in his hand.
01:04:38The waiter says to him...
01:04:40Hey,
01:04:41I have to finish this before I get in here.
01:04:45Then the shark will finish off all the fools in the bar.
01:05:02Dermot, hello!
01:05:04Thank you for that shark repellent. It will save many lives.
01:05:08A pleasure, Gata.
01:05:09Yes, well, the Russians have just signed a peace treaty,
01:05:13and we are one step closer to finishing off those damn sharks.
01:05:16We can't have done it without you.
01:05:18Thank you, Gata.
01:05:19With enough repellent, we could even finish off that gigantic shark that is currently terrorizing New York.
01:05:25Gigantic shark?
01:05:28Gigantic shark is a huge shark that can breathe out of the water and move around the city,
01:05:35devouring civilians and destroying everything in its path.
01:05:38Hmm, how curious.
01:05:41Indeed.
01:05:45Operations office?
01:05:47New American Resistance Force.
01:05:50It reminded me of Pinky and Brain. That's all.
01:05:54Anyway, old Bruno is sweating in the car.
01:05:58I don't want to make a hot dog breathe.
01:06:01No, you shouldn't.
01:06:02Thank you again, Dermot, for your service in our great country.
01:06:06If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask.
01:06:09Well, I'd like a new car.
01:06:11Mine just went through the inspection the last time.
01:06:13In a reasonable way, Dermot.
01:06:15Uh...
01:06:16You make it sound so unsincere when you say it that way.
01:06:20Whatever.
01:06:22Don't you have to go with your dog?
01:06:23That's right. I'm leaving.
01:06:25Fine.
01:06:26Goodbye, D... no, no, goodbye, Dermot, that's inappropriate.
01:06:30Go now.
01:06:33Ah, until we meet again with a peculiar little scientific man.
01:07:04Ah.
01:07:11I'm sorry. Are you... okay?
01:07:15As the story draws to a dramatic conclusion,
01:07:18our heroes face their evil enemies on the battlefield.
01:07:22On their way to fight against the evil scientist Siegfried Skroder,
01:07:26Marty Warbuck and Alfonso Itani get the help of any American willing to help them along the way.
01:07:32All our lives have led us to this moment.
01:07:36The result of what happens today will define us for generations.
01:07:41Because this is the day we look the tyranny in the face and say,
01:07:44Long live the hell you came from, tyranny!
01:07:47This is our country.
01:07:49Let's show what it means to be American!
01:07:54Do you think the small group of unadapted people is capable of fighting my gigantic shark?
01:08:00Just thinking about it is a complete nonsense.
01:08:03You have no chance against my monster.
01:08:06Maybe they don't, but I will.
01:08:09I built my reliable destroyer, years ago,
01:08:14to help me transport loads of supplies.
01:08:21Excesses of travel and return to my laboratory.
01:08:26I'm a bit of a hoarder.
01:08:29And when Agatha Hodgson told me about the giant shark creature
01:08:35that destroyed our city,
01:08:38I thought I'd come and check it out.
01:08:43Coincidentally, I brought my destroyer ray with me.
01:08:49I always carry it in my glove box.
01:08:52A freezing ray? How convenient!
01:08:55Too much.
01:08:56I could shoot you now.
01:08:58Although I'm curious to see if you're lying.
01:09:01So, I'll give you enough time to test your retactile ray.
01:09:06And then, I'll watch how the next events unfold.
01:09:10I don't know what to do with that.
01:09:12But here we go.
01:09:28Woo-hoo!
01:09:30Yeah!
01:09:32Woo-hoo!
01:09:34Woo-hoo!
01:09:36Yeah!
01:09:38Leave him alive.
01:09:40After we've eradicated the rest of these American aliens,
01:09:44I'd like to talk to the brilliant scientist and analyze his brain.
01:09:49Now he's our prisoner.
01:09:51Yes, sir.
01:09:53Now that the threat of the giant shark...
01:09:55Giant shark!
01:09:57Stop!
01:09:58Now that the threat of the giant shark is over,
01:10:01let's show these predators how to bleed!
01:10:04Open fire!
01:10:05Kill them all!
01:10:10Oh, damn!
01:10:12Take cover!
01:10:27I'll cover you!
01:10:50We're under intense fire.
01:10:51Marty?
01:10:52Yeah?
01:10:53What do we do now?
01:10:55Don't die and keep shooting!
01:10:56That's a tranquilizer!
01:10:58I'm sorry, that's all I can say!
01:11:13Come on man, I wasn't even armed!
01:11:15I'm sorry.
01:11:17Dirty game, sir.
01:11:19Old man...
01:11:19He was a bad guy!
01:11:21Actually, he was very kind.
01:11:23He only worked for me.
01:11:25It's not okay.
01:11:27Poor Dilbert.
01:11:42The air support was a good touch.
01:11:44I'm not going to lie.
01:11:46We got him.
01:11:48It's over, Scroder.
01:11:49You don't have the Russian support anymore.
01:11:51Your shark army is as good as carnage.
01:11:54Surrender now and we'll see if you have a fair trial.
01:11:57All good things must come to an end, I guess.
01:12:00Scroder!
01:12:03Wolfgang!
01:12:04You're here to save me, I guess.
01:12:08I'm sorry, sir.
01:12:09I didn't mean to hurt you.
01:12:11I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you.
01:12:13I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you.
01:12:15Whoa!
01:12:19Alfonso, no!
01:12:21It was a shark.
01:12:22Don't judge all sharks by the actions of others.
01:12:25Yes, I'm sorry.
01:12:27I thought...
01:12:33How... did you resist... my orders?
01:12:36You made a fatal mistake, Scroder.
01:12:40You told me you injected me with a microchip.
01:12:44That gives you total control over me and your orders.
01:12:48So I removed the chip with a knife and with a lot of effort and pain.
01:12:53I shouldn't have told you.
01:12:55I just wanted someone to know how brilliant I was.
01:12:58It was a big turn for you.
01:13:00It's yours.
01:13:02With all the issue of removing the chip.
01:13:04Very smart.
01:13:07You're welcome.
01:13:09I see a bright light.
01:13:11I guess this is the end.
01:13:14It's curious.
01:13:15Everything I see...
01:13:17is darkness.
01:13:22Check this scientist's pocket to see if there is a control.
01:13:26The red button is a shutdown switch
01:13:30for the rest of the shark army.
01:13:44It's over.
01:13:45You're right.
01:13:51Did I really arrive late to the final battle?
01:13:58Oh!
01:13:59I'm sorry, I didn't see it.
01:14:05Bruno!
01:14:06It's time to say goodbye.
01:14:09Goodbye.
01:14:11Goodbye.
01:14:13Bruno!
01:14:14You're a fool!
01:14:16My leg is sticky.
01:14:18Please forgive me.
01:14:19I must have drunk from my formulas.
01:14:22Let me go find the destroyer ray.
01:14:25And I'll take care of this problem.
01:14:27Stay there, Bruno.
01:14:29Okay.
01:14:31It's been a very strange week.
01:14:33You can say that.
01:14:35It's been a very strange week.
01:14:37I didn't mean to say that you should say it again.
01:14:40Then why did you say it?
01:14:41It's a rhetorical figure.
01:14:43I'm going to put my fist in your place of speech.
01:14:44I'm going to put my face in your fist and break it with it.
01:14:46You never pleased me.
01:14:47You never pleased me.
01:14:55Medic!
01:14:58And so our brave heroes fought bravely to return the country to the American people.
01:15:04While the rest of the world ordered a stop to the fire and was forced to sit in a corner and think about what they did.
01:15:12Marty Warburg and Alfonso Itari could have been small fish in a big scary pond.
01:15:17But they showed the rest of humanity that even one or two small individuals, apparently insignificant, can still have a substantial impact.
01:15:28If you are motivated to try it, America thanks you.
01:15:32Marty and Alfonso and all the other brave Americans who fight to protect our beloved country every day.
01:15:40Until we meet again, I say goodbye to you.
01:16:10To be continued
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01:17:11Here it is.
01:17:12The inhabitants of the planet will be the perfect hosts for our race.
01:17:18Once we possess their bodies, we will take over the planet.
01:17:23Another planet that will soon be conquered by Egglord.
01:17:27Yes.
01:17:29Send a message to the fleet.
01:17:31We have arrived.
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01:19:34Hello fighters of the resistance, this is your host DJ Guerrilla
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