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00:00Musique du générique
00:28All right, all right, the Friday night book club will now come to order.
00:35Does anyone have a special request for reading tonight?
00:38Yeah, let's make it something really funny.
00:41Oh, I'd like to read something adventurous.
00:44Yes, something with a great hero.
00:46Or heroine.
00:48Every story has a hero.
00:50Or heroine.
00:51You know, for every good hero, or heroine, there's an equally evil villain.
00:57And all these stories have villains.
00:59Right down to Little Red Riding Hood.
01:02Yeah, that's got a great villain.
01:04The wolf!
01:05It must be terrible to be a villain.
01:08Everybody hates villains.
01:10Nobody loves a villain.
01:12I think if I were a villain, I'd know that I was doing something wrong, and I'd stop doing it.
01:18Musique du générique
01:49Oh, I didn't mean to insult them.
01:52It's just natural not to like them.
01:55There wouldn't be a good story without them.
01:58The villain's agency held a special meeting and voted to teach you a lesson.
02:03What kind of lesson?
02:05This kind.
02:08Rire
02:13Oh, this kind of lesson.
02:26Where am I?
02:27I mean, I know it's a forest, but what forest?
02:30Oh, what story am I in?
02:33I feel so strange.
02:34I feel almost like snarling.
02:40Oh, what's the matter with me?
02:42I must be having a bad day.
02:44Freeze.
02:45Yes?
02:48Gotcha, Black.
02:49Oh, wait a moment.
02:50Don't point that thing.
02:52This is a case of mistaken identity.
02:54No mistake.
02:55I'm Captain O.G. Readmore.
02:57I encourage people to read more.
03:01Tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch.
03:03Get it?
03:04I'll get you.
03:07Oh, you got the wrong cat.
03:09Cat?
03:10Ah, you're the one all right.
03:12I never forget a snout.
03:14What have I done?
03:15Who am I supposed to be?
03:17You know who you are and what you've done.
03:19And I'm going to make sure you never do it again.
03:22Boom!
03:30Oh, gee, why is he shooting at me?
03:32I sure wish I could figure out which story I'm in and who I'm supposed to be.
03:40Hey!
03:44Oh, I have big ears.
03:45Oh, and what a big snout I have.
03:47Oh, and what a sharp tooth I have.
03:53I'm a wolf!
03:55I've turned into a wolf!
03:57Oh, no!
03:58Am I in the story of Little Red Riding Hood?
04:01In that one, the wolf gets...
04:05Oh, oh.
04:11I'm Little Red Riding Hood.
04:13I'm awfully, awfully good.
04:15I'm known throughout the world
04:17as Little Red Riding Hood.
04:20Little Red Riding Hood.
04:23Out here, Momsy.
04:24Oh, there you are, my Little Red Riding Hood.
04:28You do look awfully, awfully good.
04:31I know.
04:32That's why I never take off my red clothes that Grand Momsy made for me.
04:36It's my color and goes with everything in my wardrobe.
04:41I don't mean to pressure you, hon,
04:44but you've been wearing it day in and day out.
04:47I'd like to throw it in the wash.
04:49Oh, please, Momsy, not today.
04:51Okay, tomorrow for sure.
04:54So listen, my precious Little Red Riding Hood.
04:58The huntsman stopped by for coffee this morning
05:01and told me that your Grand Momsy
05:03is feeling gafluey and burned out.
05:07Oh, poor Grand Momsy.
05:09Let's give her some chicken noodle soup
05:11and a salami sandwich.
05:13I've got a sure cure.
05:15I'll need a quiche.
05:17Quiche?
05:18Grand Momsy will be up and dancing
05:20before it passes her tussle.
05:22There's peppermint tea in there, too.
05:25I want you to take it to her.
05:27Now, pay attention.
05:29The huntsman also said
05:31he'd seen a wolf out there in the woods.
05:34Gee, he's full of bad news.
05:37So be careful.
05:38Go straight to Grand Momsy.
05:40Don't go off the path
05:42and don't get distracted.
05:44I'll concentrate on it.
05:46And above all,
05:47don't talk to strangers
05:49and tell them your business.
05:51You do tend to run off at the mouth.
05:53Oh, don't worry, Momsy.
05:55I know when to clam up.
06:02I'm Little Red Riding Hood.
06:04I'm awfully, awfully good.
06:06I'm known throughout the world
06:08as Little Red Riding Hood.
06:11Somebody's coming,
06:12and it sounds like...
06:13I'm Little Red Riding Hood.
06:15I'm awfully, awfully good.
06:17It's Red Riding Hood's theme song.
06:19Oh, this is not a good tale to be a wolf in.
06:22I've got to make a change in the story.
06:24I know I won't talk to her.
06:27Yes, I'll hide and avoid her.
06:29That'll keep me out of it,
06:30and I won't be a villain.
06:32I'm known throughout the world
06:34as Little Red Riding...
06:39Oh, hi.
06:40Do we know each other?
06:42Positively not.
06:44I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
06:46Well, that's what I am.
06:47I'm a stranger.
06:48My name is Red Riding Hood.
06:50Do you know why they call me Red Riding Hood?
06:52I don't want to know.
06:54Because I'm wearing this red cloak
06:56my grandmother made for me two years ago.
06:59Up till that time, they called me Minerva.
07:04Interesting.
07:05Goodbye.
07:07I was told to look out
07:08for a wolf hanging around here.
07:11You look just like a wolf.
07:13I'm Captain O.G. Readmore.
07:18A wolf named Readmore?
07:20How silly.
07:21I'm not a wolf.
07:23I've got to get out of this story first.
07:27I'm on my way to Grandma and Zee's house.
07:29You know, the yellow one with white shutters
07:32under the three tall oak trees and...
07:34No, no, please.
07:35Don't tell me where you're going.
07:37I don't want to know.
07:38I've got a key and a peppermint tea in this basket.
07:41I don't want to know what's in the basket.
07:46Grandma and Zee's feeling gafluey and burned out.
07:50Look, I'm sorry to hear that, but...
07:53You're not the kind of wolf that eats people, are you?
07:56I'm not a wolf at all.
07:58Honestly, let me give you some advice.
08:00Don't go near your grandma and Zee's house.
08:02Why not?
08:03Just trust me.
08:04Don't go there.
08:06But I have to deliver this basket.
08:08Grandma and Zee needs it.
08:10All right, all right.
08:11Say, listen, Little Red Riding Hood.
08:13Wouldn't your grandma and Zee, uh...
08:16enjoy sniffing some pretty flowers?
08:19Why don't you go pick some for her way over there?
08:25That's a great idea.
08:27You're very thoughtful, Captain O.G. Wolfykin.
08:37I am not a wolf. I am not a wolf.
08:39I am not a wolf. I am not a wolf.
08:42Who is it?
08:43I am not a...
08:45I mean, it's Captain O.G. Readmore.
08:49Grandma and Zee, can we talk?
08:51Hmm, sounds like Red Riding Hood put a little voice trick on me.
08:55Come in, dearie.
09:01You aren't my little Red Riding Hood.
09:04You look wolfish to me.
09:06Well, looks can be deceiving.
09:08I'm not a wolf.
09:09I'm from the Friday Night Book Club in real life.
09:11I don't want to buy any books.
09:13I'm not here to sell you books.
09:15I'm here to prevent you from being eaten.
09:18Now get out of bed, open the door, and start running.
09:22I'm too burned out to run.
09:24You are a character in a story.
09:26When they get to your part, you'll be eaten by a wolf.
09:29You?
09:30No, a real one.
09:32The villain's agency made me look this way,
09:34so I'd know what it's like to be a villain.
09:36They want me to eat you, but I won't.
09:39That means they'll send a real wolf over here
09:41to eat you just to keep the story going.
09:43That's pure fiction.
09:45You're trying to trick me.
09:47You've got to get out of here, now.
09:49Oh, you're a hurried wolf.
09:51And you just want to make a game of catching and eating me, don't you?
09:55I won't eat you.
09:57I won't eat you.
10:03You snarl.
10:05Book salesmen don't snarl.
10:08It just came out of me.
10:11Oh, there's another one.
10:13I can't control it.
10:15Strange feeling.
10:18Like you're hungry?
10:23Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
10:25You did.
10:26I didn't.
10:27Please, let me help you to the door.
10:29Just stay away from me.
10:37Oh, I'm sorry. I keep losing control of myself.
10:40I'm only trying to help you.
10:42You're only trying to eat me.
10:44Only trying to help you.
10:46Only trying to eat me.
10:47Trying to help you.
10:48Trying to eat me.
10:49Help you.
10:50Eat me.
10:51Help you.
10:52Eat me.
10:53One more time.
10:54If you insist.