Malcolm In The Middle Season 2 Episode 10 The Bully
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00:00Hey guys, whatcha done?
00:25I wish he could stay little forever.
00:28Yes, no, maybe.
00:32I don't know.
00:35Can you repeat the question?
00:39You're not the boss of me now.
00:42You're not the boss of me now.
00:45You're not the boss of me now.
00:47And you're not so big.
00:50You're not the boss of me now.
00:53You're not the boss of me now.
00:56You're not the boss of me now.
00:58And you're not so big.
01:01Life is unfair.
01:04You're not the boss of me.
01:07You're not the boss of me now.
01:11Have a great day.
01:13sauve chest
01:14triste
01:15boots
01:17julio
01:19拉
01:20I think he's next.
01:28You're Reese's parents?
01:32What?
01:33He's incredible.
01:34I was at the last meet.
01:35His match was the turning point.
01:37He inspired the whole team.
01:41And?
01:42Nothing.
01:43He's great.
01:47We're still getting used to this whole
01:50being proud of Reese thing.
01:53Go team!
01:55Thank you, Braveheart.
01:59Where's Reese?
02:00Shouldn't he be warming up?
02:04Reese!
02:05You're up next. Let's go.
02:11Ho-ho!
02:12Ho-ho!
02:13All right, who's up?
02:17Oh, that's not fair.
02:27What are they expecting to do?
02:29Beat up a girl?
02:31I get to beat up a girl.
02:32Cool.
02:39Ho-ho!
02:40Go, Reese!
02:41Go, Reese!
02:42Go, Reese!
02:43Go, Reese!
02:43Go, Reese!
02:44Go, Reese!
02:45Go, Reese!
02:46Go, Reese!
02:47Go, Reese!
02:48Go, Reese!
02:49Go!
02:50Go!
02:50Go, Reese!
02:51Go, Reese!
02:52Go, Reese!
02:53Go, Reese!
02:54Go, Reese!
02:55Go, Reese!
02:56Go, Reese!
02:57Go, Reese!
02:58Go, Reese!
02:59Go, Reese!
03:00Go, Reese!
03:01Go, Reese!
03:02Go, Reese!
03:03Go, Reese!
03:04Go, Reese!
03:05Go, Reese!
03:06Go, Reese!
03:07Go, Reese!
03:08Go, Reese!
03:09Go, Reese!
03:10Go, Reese!
03:11Go, Reese!
03:12Go, Reese!
03:13Go, Reese!
03:14Go, Reese!
03:15Come on! Freeze!
03:17Let's go, Siren!
03:19Kill her!
03:29Come on! Stop!
03:31Kill her!
03:45Come on!
03:47Come on!
03:49Come on!
03:51Come on!
04:01Let's go!
04:15Is Reese a girl now?
04:23No, Dewey.
04:25He's a lady.
04:26Shut up!
04:27Sorry, ma'am.
04:28All right, that's enough.
04:30Reese lost a wrestling match.
04:32It's no big deal.
04:33Sometimes you win, sometimes you don't.
04:36Hey, son, you have nothing to be ashamed of.
04:38You did your best.
04:39That girl was just inarguably a better wrestler than you.
04:43Oh, my God, she had you flopping around on that mat like a rag doll.
04:53Hello?
04:54Hold him down!
04:55You shavish butt!
04:57Mom, I'm calling to remind you that today is the last day to buy me a plane ticket home for my birthday.
05:04Honey, we talked about this.
05:06We can't fly you back here in the middle of the week.
05:08You'd only be here for eight hours.
05:10But, Mom!
05:11Sweetie, I'm sorry.
05:12I wish things were different, but you were just home for Thanksgiving and that's all we can afford right now.
05:16Mom, you don't know what they do to people around here on their birthday.
05:21They strip you naked and they shave every hair off your body and they throw you in the reflecting pond.
05:27Is that what you want from me?
05:29I'm impressed, Frances.
05:30Your stories are getting better, at least more believable.
05:33What stories?
05:34Oh, when you wanted to come over to that party and you swore the Academy was being terrorized by a pack of feral dogs.
05:40Which were never caught?
05:42Frances, I want you home for your birthday too, but we just can't afford it.
05:48Fine.
05:49I guess I'll just fend for myself and hope these monsters don't find out.
05:53It's my...
05:54You know.
05:55Oh, my God!
05:57You still got an eye grab!
06:01Get in!
06:03Hey, Malcolm.
06:08I heard about your brother last night.
06:11It was hilarious.
06:12You didn't see?
06:13A sporting event?
06:16Right.
06:17I wonder what it's like to get beat up by a girl.
06:21It's totally humiliating.
06:23You just want to die.
06:25Your brother didn't soil himself, did he?
06:28No.
06:29Neither did I.
06:31You know, Reese's embarrassing defeat could have serious consequences for us all.
06:37He'll be working extra hard to prove he's still on top of the food chain.
06:42You're saying we could actually have a meaner, more vicious Reese on our hands?
06:46It's very possible.
06:48We can't avoid the beatings, but I suggest that as a wedgie deterrent, we go without underwear for the next several days.
06:55Uh-oh.
06:56Here he comes now.
07:07This is the first time I've ever been happy to be me.
07:22You want something to look at?
07:28I'll give you something to look at!
07:30The old chocolate milk diversion.
07:51Wish I thought of that.
07:53Okay, what the hell was that milk thing on the playground?
08:00I don't know.
08:01I had to do something.
08:02So you poured milk on yourself?
08:04Why didn't you just pound that kid?
08:07Because I'm sick of doing that.
08:09I'm sick of beating up little kids.
08:11It's creepy.
08:13But that's you.
08:14That's what you do.
08:15Not anymore.
08:16That was the old me.
08:18The thing I did at school today was me destroying the old Reese.
08:22So drenching yourself with chocolate milk was like a baptism?
08:26No, idiot.
08:27I was washing away the old me and starting over.
08:31You know, you've been acting really weird ever since you got your butt kicked by that girl.
08:36It's not just about the girl.
08:38Wrestling made me feel good, you know?
08:41I was helping the school.
08:43People looked up to me.
08:44And it's gone now and I've got nothing.
08:47But it's not going to be like that anymore.
08:50I'm going to find a way to make people proud of me again.
08:53So what are you going to do?
08:55I don't know.
08:56I just want to be the good guy.
08:59Do good stuff.
09:01For good.
09:04Dewey, what can I do for you?
09:06Mom!
09:07Shut up!
09:08I'm trying to help you!
09:13Hey, sweetie.
09:17What's wrong?
09:18Is it Francis?
09:20Yeah.
09:21He keeps calling.
09:23His stupid stories are touching in a way.
09:26You know, he just wants to come home.
09:28It's the first time he's been away on his birthday.
09:30Well, maybe we can at least do something that night to take our minds off it.
09:35A guy at work won these concert tickets on the radio.
09:41Jimmy Buffett?
09:42He didn't want them!
09:43Can you imagine?
09:48Hello?
09:49Mom!
09:50Great news!
09:51I figured out a way to get home Wednesday.
09:52Francis!
09:53No, it won't cost you a cent.
09:55One of the cadets' fathers is a trucker.
09:57He said I can ride in the refrigerator compartment to the 609 interchange.
10:02And a buddy of his flies a crop duster.
10:04Now, if he's sober, he should be able to drop me off at the soybean field near the train station.
10:08Honey, Francis, come on.
10:10There'll be other birthdays.
10:11Ask him if he wants a t-shirt from the concert.
10:15What concert?
10:17Uh, your father got us tickets to see Jimmy Buffett.
10:20And this concert wouldn't happen to be on Wednesday night, would it?
10:24My birthday?
10:26Uh, yes it is, but that has nothing to do with-
10:28Oh, now I get it.
10:30You can't afford to bring me home, but somehow you find money for Jimmy Buffett tickets.
10:34Francis, that's not the way it is at all. They were free tickets.
10:37Sure they were.
10:38A friend of your father's gave them to us.
10:41He's not really a friend.
10:43You know, you guys should really get your story straight before you try to ditch me on my...
10:48...birthday!
10:57Hey Malcolm, want my cake?
10:59You're not hungry?
11:00No.
11:01I ate my lunch and my decoy lunch.
11:04Now that Reese isn't stealing it anymore, I get both.
11:07And Reese hasn't made me eat grass for a week. Everything tastes better.
11:13Life... is good.
11:17I've been taking valet, and I don't care who knows it.
11:22Good for you.
11:26Two days ago, Reese would have creamed that kid. Things are really changing.
11:30It's like we've entered an age of enlightenment.
11:33It's kind of nice.
11:37Hey!
11:38Hey!
11:40What was that for?
11:41That's for having a smart mouth and making fun of me all the time.
11:46Since Reese is out of the picture, I don't have to take it anymore.
11:49What are you talking about?
11:51Now that your brother's a wuss, I don't have to worry about him coming after me when I teach you a lesson.
11:58But we're friends.
11:59Making cracks about me painting my face and being stupid? You say those things to friends?
12:05Those things were funny.
12:06Oh, yeah. Real funny.
12:08I'll show you what's funny. Knock, knock. Who's there?
12:14Pushy Pusherson.
12:18What's wrong with him?
12:22Remember me? Moby Rick? That was so hilarious.
12:27I never called you Moby Rick. I called you Rick Eponymous. Although...
12:33Hey! Hey! Just wait for a second.
12:39So you guys really don't think I'm funny?
12:47Well, you learn something new every day.
12:54Evidently, I'm not as charming as I thought.
12:57Aww.
12:58You know, you really make us feel bad with your hurtful comments.
13:02Yeah!
13:03You know I'm insecure about my taste and clothes that you continue to make cutting remarks about my outfits.
13:08Yeah!
13:09You walk around acting all smart and funny.
13:12But did you know I cry myself to sleep every night?
13:16Yeah.
13:18You do?
13:20So the only reason those jerks have been putting up in me is because they're afraid of my brother?
13:25Actually, we're a bit tired of your act, too.
13:30Those guys are nuts. I'm funny.
13:35Aren't I funny?
13:37To be honest, you can be a little caustic.
13:39The word...
13:42...is arrogant.
13:44How about bitter, sarcastic, and handsome?
13:50Hey! She's cute!
13:51Hey, Jeffrey.
13:52Do you need help crossing the street?
13:53Don't worry.
13:54I'm nice now.
13:55Come on.
13:56Come on.
13:57Jeffrey!
13:58How many times have I told you to stay out of that street?
13:59You are in so much trouble, young man.
14:00Hello?
14:01Yeah.
14:02How many times have I told you to stay out of that street?
14:03Oh, you are in so much trouble, young man.
14:04Hello?
14:05Yeah.
14:06I'm here to read to you.
14:07Okay.
14:08I was so glad when I heard you were coming.
14:10You are in so much trouble, young man.
14:11I was so happy when I saw you come.
14:12You are in so much trouble.
14:13I can't tell you, young man.
14:14I can't tell you.
14:15I can't tell you.
14:16Oh, you are in so much trouble.
14:17I can't tell you.
14:18I can't tell you.
14:19How many times have I told you to stay out of that street?
14:21You are in so much trouble, young man.
14:23Hello?
14:24Yeah.
14:25yeah I'm here to read to you okay I was so glad when I heard you were coming
14:34really great I just want to help they said the terminal patients really get a
14:41lift from this kind of stuff I'm sorry did did you say terminal
14:55I'm in the wrong room come to think of it I'm in the wrong hospital
15:04we've been looking for you for
15:16hour oh please hey hey my grandmother's a comforter take my comforter
15:21you won't believe how soft it is
15:24happy birthday to you
15:28happy birthday to you
15:33happy birthday dear mercy
15:38oh for god's sake be terrible
15:41whoops
15:43I wish I could say this was the stupidest thing I've ever done
15:57you know on top of everything they're gonna make me fix the window when I get
16:00back
16:01don't be so hard on yourself you have every right to be upset
16:05I can't believe your parents are leaving you all alone on your birthday
16:09you poor thing
16:13well it isn't that bad
16:15yes it is
16:16yeah I guess you're right
16:17you know this is gonna be my first birthday without a cake
16:22you know what
16:23you're not gonna spend your birthday alone
16:27you're coming to my place and I'm gonna make you a nice dinner
16:30no
16:31why should you have to bother with me just because I'm injured and all alone
16:38I'll even make you a cake
16:40what kind of
16:41German chocolate
16:41what's wrong
16:45oh I don't know how
16:48I guess this whole Francis thing is still bothering me
16:51me too
16:53now you know what
16:56why don't we do something extra nice for him
16:59oh whoa whoa whoa
17:01what happened to you
17:02what happened to me
17:04I'll tell you what happened to me
17:05since Reese got whipped by that girl
17:08he stopped being the school bully
17:10so now
17:11there's no one to protect me from people who think I'm an unfunny little smartass
17:15which is evidently everyone
17:17well you can be a little sarcastic
17:19thanks dad
17:21I feel better
17:22case in point
17:23well he can be
17:28I'll go talk to him
17:32rough day huh
17:38yeah
17:39you know
17:42when people are mad at you
17:45a simple apology can take you a long way
17:48let me give you a hypothetical
17:50let's just say hypothetically
17:52hypothetically
17:52I told a co-worker
17:54that it looked like my boss
17:55was highlighting his hair
17:56and let's say
17:58hypothetically
17:59that the co-worker
18:00then went to my boss
18:01and told him what I said
18:03and that
18:04hypothetically speaking
18:06my boss
18:07then moved me
18:08to the tiny office
18:09at the end of the hall
18:10next to the copier
18:11and if I had just apologized
18:15Malcolm
18:15you boys would all have your own bedrooms right now
18:18so you're saying you wish you had apologized
18:22not to that pretty boy
18:24look
18:25this hypothetical has nothing to do with your situation
18:29just
18:29think about it
18:32okay
18:35I'll be over at 8 o'clock
18:36yeah
18:37feels much better
18:39alright
18:40bye
18:41heard you got a hot date
18:44nah
18:45just a nurse
18:46with her own place
18:48no biggie
18:49you're a lucky man
18:51Francis
18:51you got away with the ladies
18:53you got parents
18:55who love you
18:56what are you talking about
18:58hey
19:04whose birthday is it
19:05according to the card
19:06it's yours
19:07wow
19:08my family finally sent me a present
19:128 months late
19:13which is
19:16ironic
19:18cause my mom works
19:20at the post office
19:21started back in 87
19:22used to be a letter sorter
19:23okay
19:26how about right here
19:28hey
19:36what do you want
19:39I just wanted to talk
19:40what
19:42I just want to say I'm sorry
19:44about what
19:45remember
19:46the day was raining
19:47you said
19:48hey it's raining
19:49and I said
19:49thanks Einstein
19:50yeah
19:51why'd you say that
19:52my name is not Einstein
19:54I was referring to
19:55Albert Einstein
19:56he was his physicist
19:58who was a genius
19:59you think I'm a genius
20:01oh man
20:04I've got like
20:04five good comebacks to that
20:06but that was the old man
20:08no I was being sarcastic
20:11I was kind of saying
20:12that you're the opposite
20:13of a genius
20:14so
20:15you were calling me stupid
20:17yeah
20:17yeah
20:18and that's why
20:19I've been
20:19I'm really glad we had this talk Malcolm
20:33yeah
20:34I feel a lot better now too
20:36hey Malcolm
20:38come here
20:38I finally figured it out
20:42I found the answer
20:44I know what I want to do
20:45with my life
20:46are you still selling
20:47those video games
20:48yeah
20:48five bucks
20:50what are you doing
20:54selling my material possessions
20:56why
20:57because brother Billy
20:58told me to
20:59brother Billy
21:01you mean that nut
21:03who rides around
21:03in the school bus
21:04handing out pamphlets
21:05it's called the manifesto
21:07and he's not a nut
21:09once you stop and listen to him
21:11he and his followers
21:12have this awesome compounded organ
21:14but we're going to live off the land
21:16you're going off with this guy
21:17don't worry
21:18it is totally safe
21:20they have guard dogs
21:21watchtowers
21:22do mom and dad know about this
21:24no and you can't tell them
21:26brother Billy says
21:27they have negative energy
21:28and bad karma
21:29you're talking about
21:30joining a cult
21:31are you nuts
21:33brother Billy doesn't talk to me like that
21:36he makes me feel good about myself
21:39it's called brainwashing Reese
21:41my name isn't Reese anymore
21:43then what is it
21:45I don't remember
21:48but it isn't Reese
21:49now if you'll excuse me
21:50I have manifestos to distribute
21:52Reese
21:54you've got to help us
21:56what
21:57your absence as a bully
21:58has created a power vacuum
22:00now the school is filled with
22:02rogue thugs
22:04carving out random spheres of influence
22:06I've been hit up for my lunch money twice today
22:10I've been hit up three times
22:12and when I didn't have anything
22:14they took my shirt
22:16they took my shoes
22:18my shoes
22:20what am I supposed to do about it
22:22we need you back
22:24what do you mean
22:25I was a jerk
22:26yes
22:27but you were the alpha jerk
22:29Reese
22:30without you
22:31no it's energy
22:32look around you
22:34look around you
22:36oh
22:36ha ha ha ha
22:39ha ha ha
22:41ha ha ha ha
22:42see those
22:43oh
22:45oh
22:47oh
22:49oh
22:50oh
22:51oh
22:52oh
22:53oh
22:54oh
22:54oh
22:55oh
22:56oh
22:57Steve
22:58the whole school needs you back
23:00administering your unique form of even handed brutality
23:05you're saying my being a bully is a good thing
23:08yes
23:09you're our only hope
23:11stop it
23:12stop it
23:14stop it
23:15I'm
23:16immune
23:17immune
23:18woo
23:19I'm
23:20immune
23:21I'm
23:22immune
23:23hey
23:24Steve is off limits
23:25he used to
23:27get out of my way
23:36ow
23:37ow
23:38ow
23:39ow
23:39ow
23:40ow
23:41ow
23:42ow
23:43ow
23:44ah
23:45Thanks.
24:05Reese?
24:07Starting tomorrow, you're back doing my book at Quartz.
24:10Sure.
24:15Oh, okay, I'm going.
24:41Order is restored.
24:46Have the tickets?
24:47Mm-hmm.
24:48Do you think Francis likes his cookie basket?
24:51No, I bet he was thrilled.
24:53It's a thoughtful idea.
24:55I just hope his friends gave him a party.
24:57I'm sure they did.
24:58They seem like nice boys.
25:00So, how's that reflection pond, Francis?
25:10Cold.
25:11And when's your date?
25:13Twenty minutes?
25:15Two minutes.
25:16Two minutes.
25:17Two minutes.
25:18Two minutes.
25:20Hey, now baby, hey, now hold it, cha
25:35Hey, now baby, hey, now hold it, cha
25:50Hey, now, baby, hey, now hold it, cha