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01:00Lorsque l'humanité s'éloigne de l'humanité,
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01:06L'humanité s'éloigne de l'humanité.
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01:14L'humanité s'éloigne de l'humanité.
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01:20L'humanité s'éloigne de l'humanité.
01:22L'humanité s'éloigne de l'humanité.
01:24L'humanité s'éloigne de l'humanité.
01:30L'humanité s'éloigne de l'humanité.
01:32L'humanité s'éloigne de l'humanité.
01:34L'humanité s'éloigne de l'humanité.
01:36L'humanité s'éloigne de l'humanité.
01:38L'humanité s'éloigne de l'humanité.
01:40L'humanité s'éloigne de l'humanité.
01:42L'humanité s'éloigne de l'humanité.
01:44L'humanité s'éloigne de l'humanité.
01:46L'humanité s'éloigne de l'humanité.
01:48L'humanité s'éloigne de l'humanité.
01:50L'humanité s'éloigne de l'humanité.
01:52L'humanité s'éloigne de l'humanité.
01:54L'humanité s'éloigne de l'humanité.
01:56Yeah, yeah. Look busy.
01:58Dr. Cates, Mr. Wayne.
02:04Right this way.
02:12Bruce, you remember Jervis Tetch?
02:16Hello.
02:18Of course. I read your proposal on using microchips to enhance the brain's potential.
02:22Sounds intriguing.
02:24Actually, the prototype isn't quite ready yet.
02:28Tetch? I think we owe our founder and employer, Mr. Wayne, a little more than lame excuses.
02:34Sorry.
02:36That's all right, Dr. Cates. Mr. Tetch is a valued member of our research team.
02:40I'm sure we can spare him more time.
02:42As you say, Bruce.
02:44Thank you.
02:54You got off easy this time, Tetch, but heads could roll if you slip up again.
03:10She's always like that when the big boss drops by.
03:12Cheer up. Mr. Wayne knows what you mean to the company.
03:16Sometimes, Alice, I think you're the only one who understands me.
03:20That's just what my boyfriend says.
03:26I guess I'm lucky to have two such amazing men in my life.
03:30See you after lunch.
03:38Of course. Intellectually, I know it's all wrong.
03:42She's got a boyfriend, after all.
03:44Better to withdraw like a gentleman, forget her.
03:47Turn my heart to other pursuits.
03:53Never!
03:57Look, I've already developed a circuitry card powerful enough to control a human brain.
04:01It would be so easy to make her forget her boorish beau and love me.
04:07Ah, but that would reduce her to a soulless shell.
04:11Oh, no. Not my Alice.
04:13Oh, no. Not my Alice.
04:15Oh, no. Not my Alice.
04:17It's hopeless.
04:21Oh, Alice, I'm sorry.
04:29Curiouser and curiouser.
04:35I just wanted to talk about where our relationship was going and Billy got so defensive.
04:41Hmm, classic male fear of commitment.
04:45The next thing I knew, we were shouting, screaming, saying we never wanted to see each other again.
04:55Oh, fabulous day!
04:58She's mine for the asking.
05:00I'll sweep her off her feet, treat her to a wonderful night on the town and...
05:06Nothing.
05:07Oh, what could a beautiful girl like her ever see in someone like me?
05:10How could I impress her?
05:17How indeed.
05:26Jervis?
05:32Good evening, Miss Pleasance.
05:34I'm here to help you forget your recent heartbreak.
05:37Gotham can be a wonderland, Alice.
05:40Tonight, let me be your guide.
05:43I'll get my coat.
05:51Did you see that? Gotta be the Bat Creep.
05:53Hey, easy money headed our way.
05:57This is really a surprise, Jervis.
05:59You're so quiet at work.
06:02Still waters run deep, my dear.
06:04It's always been my philosophy that people should take what they want from life.
06:08Hey, ours too.
06:10Okay, Mr. Hat, let's have the money.
06:13On your way, Curse, lest I'm forced to teach you a lesson.
06:15Jervis, no!
06:17It's your funeral, nut boy.
06:27Please, Mr. Hat, go easy on us.
06:30We're sorry. Honest.
06:33Why don't you do something useful, like...
06:36Oh, go jump in the river.
06:38Okay.
06:41Are you all right?
06:43I'm sorry you had to see that, but they had to be taught a lesson.
06:51Dare we hope Gotham treats you well?
06:54Dare we hope Gotham treats you to an early evening, sir?
06:58I should be so lucky.
07:00The police emergency band just switched on.
07:02Then I'll prepare your usual breakfast.
07:05Toast, coffee, bandages.
07:08Good night, Alfred.
07:09All units, all units, two possible suicides reported
07:12scaling the Gotham Bridge suspension tower.
07:14All units, please respond.
07:15Guess I'm elected.
07:25Engage.
07:32Lousy night for a swim.
07:34Mr. Hat told us to jump in the river.
07:37Right.
07:39Look, you guys stay calm and...
07:41Gotta do what Mr. Hat says.
07:43I'm sorry.
07:45I'm sorry.
07:47I'm sorry.
07:49I'm sorry.
07:51I'm sorry.
07:53Gotta do what Mr. Hat says.
08:00Stop!
08:02No!
08:24Hey, man, keep away from me.
08:27We never touch the creep.
08:29Okay, maybe we hit him up for money, but we never...
08:32Hey, what are we doing here?
08:41Monsieur Tetch, I have created a gastronomical delight for you.
08:46All on the house of Gus.
08:48Thank you, Antoine.
08:49Pardon, Monsieur Tetch, but would you be so kind
08:52as to favor us with a photo for our celebrity wall?
08:55Enchanté, my dear.
09:00I had no idea you were such a man about town.
09:03Ah, this is a side I share only with those closest to me.
09:08Don't forget to lock up when you're done, Mr. Tetch.
09:10Right-o.
09:17You know, Alice in Wonderland was always my favorite story.
09:22Do you remember the monster that was in Wonderland?
09:26Yes, I remember.
09:28It was the monster that was in Wonderland.
09:31You know, Alice in Wonderland was always my favorite story.
09:36Do you remember the Mock Turtle song?
09:39Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, won't you join the dance?
09:45When you showed me that strange card, I recalled an image from my childhood.
09:49It seems those near-suicides had a run-in with a self-styled mad hatter.
09:54I saw that picture earlier today,
09:57in the office of a scientist who creates circuitry systems
10:00that can be used to create a new world.
10:03I remember the monster that was in Wonderland.
10:06You know, Alice in Wonderland was always my favorite story.
10:10It seems those near-suicides had a run-in with a self-styled mad hatter.
10:14I saw that picture earlier today,
10:17in the office of a scientist who creates circuitry similar to this.
10:27Thank you for a wonderful time. You're a terrific friend.
10:31Until tomorrow, dear Alice.
10:34Good night.
10:41What a sweet, funny man.
10:47Alice?
10:48Billy?
10:50Baby, I'm sorry. Can we talk?
11:00Will you, won't you, will you?
11:02Ah, good morning. Hello. Good to see you.
11:05Lovely day, what?
11:09Will you, won't you?
11:16Oh, Jervis, thanks so much for cheering me up last night.
11:19Listen, I have the most incredible news.
11:22Billy was there after you dropped me off.
11:24He apologized. I forgave him.
11:26And then, he gave me this.
11:29Can you believe it?
11:31I'm getting married!
11:36Jervis, your hand!
11:38Oh, it's nothing. Forget it.
11:41Congratulations.
11:43Jervis? Jervis?
11:50I can still fix this.
11:52I can still win!
11:54Catch!
11:56I don't know what you did,
11:58but Bruce Wayne is demanding to see you now!
12:01I promise you, Catch, it's your head
12:03if you've gotten my department in any trouble.
12:06Oh, do be quiet, Dr. Cates!
12:16Excuse me, Alice. Have you seen Marcia or Jervis, Catch?
12:19They left together about half an hour ago.
12:21Together?
12:24Bonjour, chérie.
12:26C'est ma fiancée.
12:28Félicitations.
12:32Billy, qu'est-ce qui se passe?
12:34Tu parles comme si... Quoi?
12:36Mais pourquoi?
12:38Billy? Billy!
12:42Excuse-moi, Mr. Wayne.
12:44Je pense que je vais avoir besoin d'un instant seul.
12:48Sorry, Billy, me lad, but all's fair in love and war.
13:12Alice, darling.
13:15Alice, darling.
13:17I had to come back when I heard that cad abandoned you again.
13:20How did you know?
13:22I didn't tell anyone.
13:24Oh, pish-tush.
13:26What matters now is we have each other, now and forever.
13:30This is getting too weird.
13:33What have you done with Marcia Cates and this girl's fiancée?
13:36No, I don't like this game.
13:38Let's play another.
13:45I anticipated there'd be trouble sooner or later,
13:48so I enlisted some help.
13:50I'm sure you recognize my friends,
13:52the Walrus and the Carpenter.
13:54Why are you doing this?
13:56For us, my dearest.
13:58Oh, believe me.
14:00I didn't want it this way.
14:06Oh!
14:08Oh!
14:10Oh!
14:12Oh!
14:14Oh!
14:16Oh!
14:18Oh!
14:20Oh!
14:23Oh!
14:26Oh!
14:36Oh!
14:47Oh!
15:19Twinkle, twinkle, little bat, how I wonder what you're at!
15:38Now, this is a game more to my liking.
15:42Are you, the famous Batman, so intent upon destroying my happiness that you'll harm these poor, mind-warped innocents to get me?
15:49Let's find out.
15:57Off with his head!
16:00Oh, one thing I forgot to mention.
16:02My control over my pawns increases their strength.
16:05Guess you found that out, huh?
16:16Off with his head!
16:29Off with his head!
16:51Batman!
16:53There's the knave!
16:55Off with his head!
16:57They're programmed to attack me, but they won't fight you.
17:00I gotcha.
17:05I ache and scowl.
17:07Come, my dear, it's time we were away.
17:27You're mighty in Gotham, Batman, but in Wonderland, the Mad Hatter reigns supreme!
17:57I'll cut that cowl off your neck before you'll take her!
18:00I've waited my whole lonely life for her!
18:03Then all you've waited for is a puppet.
18:06A soulless little doll.
18:09A puppet.
18:11A puppet.
18:13A puppet.
18:15A puppet.
18:17A puppet.
18:19A puppet.
18:21A puppet.
18:23A puppet.
18:25A soulless little doll.
18:28It didn't have to be this way.
18:30You made me do this to her!
18:55Ha! Ha! Ha!
18:58Aaaah!
19:04Aaaah!
19:24Alice?
19:26Billy!
19:38Je ne pouvais pas...
19:40Je ne pouvais pas...
19:42Je ne pouvais pas, je ne pouvais pas...
19:44Je ne pouvais pas rejoindre les Nerds.