• le mois dernier
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01:30C'est l'heure de l'atterrissage lunaire.
01:32J'ai cassé tout le plaisir de ces vieilles amies.
01:35Je suppose qu'il n'y a rien à faire.
01:39Sauf attendre les jouets.
01:47Georges?
01:57Merci.
02:01Merci, merci.
02:05Georges joue?
02:07Pas du tout, Junior.
02:10Pas d'amour?
02:12Pas d'amour. Juste fatigué.
02:19J'ai joué avec tous les jouets que je possède.
02:22Ils sont tous joués.
02:24Je suis fatiguée.
02:30Hey, qu'est-ce qu'il y a sous mon...
02:32Oh, mon pied.
02:34Ça n'a pas l'air si bien.
02:36Désolé pour...
02:38quoi que ce soit.
02:40On dirait que quelqu'un s'amuse ici.
02:42Pas d'amour.
02:44Georges est fatigué.
02:46Pas du tout.
02:48Pas avec tous les jouets de la planète sur le sol.
02:51Junior a raison, père.
02:53Je suis fatigué.
02:54Fatigué?
02:55Quand tu as des forêts, des supercars,
02:57des oiseaux qui ont besoin de peinture,
02:59et une pièce de lingerie remplie de vêtements?
03:01Comment peux-tu être fatigué?
03:03Ah,
03:05craver une contemplation silencieuse, peut-être.
03:07Indulger un app, même.
03:09Mais fatigué?
03:11Jamais.
03:15Junior a la bonne idée.
03:17Ne t'inquiète pas, père.
03:18Mon fatigue sera une histoire.
03:20Et...
03:21ça arrive.
03:23Ta-da!
03:24Ah,
03:25un bon construct-o-matic.
03:27Le nouveau, amélioré,
03:29Super Jumbo 5000 pièces professionnelle grade construct-o-matic.
03:33C'est plus qu'un jouet.
03:35C'est une machine amusante.
03:36Et c'est gratuit,
03:37avec 1000 crèches-o-matic Whole Oats Cereal Box Tops.
03:40Le construct-o-matic
03:42était le meilleur jouet jamais inventé.
03:44Après un an de crèches de Whole Oats,
03:47la machine amusante finalement est devenue la mienne.
03:50Elle possède de bons rouleaux,
03:52des crèches et des connecteurs.
03:54Et elle possède des moteurs, des chips,
03:56des câbles fibre-optique, des hydrauliques
03:58et d'autres gizmos sauvages.
04:00Des gizmos, hein?
04:02Mon premier construct-o-matic avait des crèches et tout,
04:04mais pas de gizmo.
04:05Oh!
04:10Oh!
04:11Désolé, Daisy.
04:13Eh bien, George,
04:14tu pourras prendre le reste de tes gizmos
04:16avant qu'ils soient tous cassés.
04:18Le construct-o-matic va être tellement amusant,
04:20je n'aurai plus besoin de mes vieux jouets.
04:23Pas même un super-car?
04:25Non.
04:26Le construct-o-matic peut construire
04:28plein de véhicules de conduite, de vol et de glissade.
04:31Le super-car, c'est juste...
04:33Eh bien, c'est un super-car.
04:35D'accord, mon fils,
04:36mais avant que le construct-o-matic arrive,
04:38tu dois faire un peu d'espace pour...
04:40Oh!
04:41Si tu prends mon drift.
04:43Le straightening-up va éviter la boredom pendant que tu attends.
04:46Le nettoyage?
04:47C'est le truc le plus drôle du monde.
04:49Peut-être.
04:50Même un tasseur drôle peut être un délire,
04:53si tu as le bon esprit.
05:00Oh!
05:01Hey!
05:02Qui est le gâteau?
05:05Non, c'est papa.
05:08Désolée, papa.
05:10Je vais commencer le straightening-up tout de suite.
05:12Et je vais mettre ça dans ta chambre
05:14avant que je devienne le gâteau.
05:16J'ai plus de blagues.
05:18Le gâteau.
05:19C'est mon gâteau.
05:29Je peux t'aider?
05:30Non, merci, Junior.
05:32J'ai pas le sens de nous deux être bourrés sans sens.
05:35Qui sait combien de temps je vais devoir attendre
05:37jusqu'à ce que j'obtienne mon...
05:39construct-o-matic!
05:42George!
05:43Il y a quelque chose ici pour toi!
05:49La machine amusante!
05:50Je ne serai jamais encore bourré!
05:56Dis-donc!
05:57On dirait que la construct-o-matic est toute éveillée.
05:59Quand j'étais enfant,
06:01ça venait dans un carton de la taille d'une boîte à chaussures.
06:03Ça revient toujours dans un carton de la taille d'une boîte à chaussures.
06:06Beaucoup d'entre eux.
06:12Armatures, joints, balles, roues, moteurs,
06:15clés, bouteilles, crans, poulies, batteries,
06:18moteurs!
06:19Bouteille, bouteille, bouteille.
06:21C'est tout pour toi, Junior.
06:24Et bienvenue à jouer avec l'art de la bonne,
06:26si tu le demandes.
06:28L'art de la bonne.
06:30Tu vas peut-être vouloir terminer de nettoyer
06:32ton site construct-o-matic, petit ami.
06:34Tu as raison, père.
06:35J'ai encore beaucoup à nettoyer.
06:38Ah!
06:39Si je utilise le construct-o-matic pour nettoyer,
06:41je serai plus rapide.
06:42Et je ne serai pas fatigué.
06:44Hmm.
06:45Utiliser un jouet pour nettoyer tes jouets.
06:48Tu as raison, père.
06:50Un travail de garçon peut être amusant,
06:52si tu as le bon esprit.
06:54Et...
06:55construction, tu dis.
06:56Tant que tes jouets sont déchirés, George,
06:58je m'en fiche.
07:00Avec la bonne construction,
07:02le construct-o-matic peut faire tout.
07:04Tu verras.
07:05Jusqu'à ce que tu construis le construct-o-matic,
07:08je serai dehors
07:10pour nettoyer.
07:13Construct-o-George, à la rescue!
07:15Je vais m'occuper de mes affaires dans un instant.
07:17Ensuite, je vais nettoyer toute la maison.
07:21Je pense que George a une bonne idée.
07:23Un construct-o-thingy,
07:26c'est ce que le médecin a demandé.
07:28Je pense que je vais devoir m'occuper
07:30de la prochaine meilleure chose.
07:32J'imagine que l'un des vieux jouets de George
07:35va améliorer la tâche.
07:37Oh!
07:39J'ai dit main?
07:42Je suis Londrobot, modèle 7721.
07:45Je vais compléter les tâches de nettoyage
07:47avec précision et...
07:53Oups!
07:54Oh! Harold?
07:57Désolé, Prudita!
08:09Messieurs, commencez votre construction.
08:15Vous devez savoir que c'est un jouet spécial
08:17quand les batteries sont incluses.
08:31Ferme?
08:32Stable?
08:34Je vais le prendre.
08:35Ferme?
08:37Je vais le prendre.
08:38Je vais le prendre.
09:04C'est de la force industrielle!
09:08Hum! Hum! Hum!
09:13Eh bien, Junior,
09:14c'est une bonne boîte que tu as là.
09:16Oui.
09:18Est-ce que tu penses à l'extérieur de la boîte
09:20ou à la boîte à l'extérieur?
09:23À l'extérieur de la boîte.
09:27Oh!
09:28On dirait que papa a essayé
09:29de balancer la machine de nettoyage encore.
09:39Ma mère et Junior
09:41se sont rencontrés face à face
09:43avec le meilleur appareil anti-bourdon
09:45jamais fait.
09:47Comme le catalogue l'a dit,
09:48ce n'était plus qu'un jouet.
09:50C'était une machine amusante.
09:53Salut!
09:56Ah!
09:58Hum!
09:59Voici l'Unmessorator,
10:01une machine à nettoyer toute la maison,
10:04vraiment faite par vous.
10:06Maintenant, pour programmer
10:07sa première course d'essai...
10:09Hum!
10:12Ah!
10:13Marbles,
10:14préparez-vous à être immessorés!
10:37C'est cool, hein, Junior?
10:38Tu veux voir plus de nettoyage
10:40100% non-bordonné,
10:41totalement amusant?
10:44Non, merci.
10:47Votre Unmessorator est très gentil, George,
10:49mais Junior a son oeil
10:50sur le grand prix,
10:52la boîte.
10:54Petite boîte,
10:55c'est bien,
10:56c'est bien,
10:57c'est bien,
10:58c'est bien,
10:59c'est bien,
11:00c'est bien,
11:01c'est bien,
11:02c'est bien,
11:03c'est bien,
11:04c'est bien,
11:05c'est bien,
11:06c'est bien,
11:07c'est bien,
11:08c'est bien,
11:09c'est bien,
11:11c'est bien,
11:12c'est bien,
11:13c'est bien,
11:14c'est bien,
11:15c'est bien.
11:18Les petits enfants sont débiles.
11:19Pourquoiosaurus veut un panier en carton
11:21Once- mur- marin
11:23quand il n'a pas le tirage le plus efficace?
11:26Mais...
11:27je ne pouvais pas m'inquiéter
11:28de cela maintenant!
11:29J'avais un travail à faire!
11:31George Shrinks
11:32allait envoyer toda a sa formation constructus
11:33dans le cœur
11:34♪ ♪ ♪
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11:40There's my clean machine.
11:42Clock start.
11:44The living room shouldn't take long.
11:46♪ ♪ ♪
11:48Huh?
11:50A small setback,
11:52but it'll clean those up in a flash.
11:54♪ ♪ ♪
11:56That doesn't sound good.
11:58Huh?
12:00Ah!
12:02My comics!
12:04Hey, careful!
12:06Those are my favorites.
12:08Ah!
12:10Unmacerator
12:12is doing what it did with the marbles.
12:14But...
12:16I thought I reprogrammed it.
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12:22♪ ♪ ♪
12:24♪ ♪ ♪
12:26No!
12:28They threw the book at him.
12:30Or, I guess he threw it at himself.
12:32Let's try that living room
12:34cleanup program again.
12:36♪ ♪ ♪
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12:40♪ ♪ ♪
12:42♪ ♪ ♪
12:44♪ ♪ ♪
12:46Back in action.
12:48♪ ♪ ♪
12:50♪ ♪ ♪
12:52Ah!
12:54This is almost more trouble
12:56than it's worth.
12:58Let's finish the work
13:00and get to the fun.
13:02Ah, from treasure to trash
13:04in one fell swoop.
13:06Dash Smasher,
13:08special edition number one.
13:10Ah!
13:12I can't toss out the world's
13:14greatest hero.
13:16Slow, careful.
13:18Ah! Don't tear on me.
13:20Six times the charm.
13:22Just a little bit more.
13:24Ah!
13:26Ah!
13:28Ha! Ha! Ha!
13:30I'm the ghost of laundry past.
13:32I turn the sheets white
13:34with fear.
13:36Ooh! Ha! Ha!
13:38Oh!
13:40I'll, uh,
13:42save that one for Halloween.
13:44♪ ♪ ♪
13:46Oh!
13:48Ha! Ha! Ha!
13:50Pretty.
13:52♪ ♪ ♪
13:54♪ ♪
13:56That's a lovely
13:58color, Junior.
14:00Want to paint your box?
14:02♪ ♪ ♪
14:04I don't need
14:06an un-macerator.
14:08I need an un-wrinkle-ator.
14:10Speaking of the un-macerator.
14:12Hey!
14:14Am I losing
14:16my marbles?
14:18I put the puzzle away already.
14:20And the marbles.
14:22It looks like the un-macerator is remacerating.
14:24The room is as bad
14:26as it was before.
14:28I've got to get the un-macerator
14:30to un-macerate its mess.
14:34Wait a minute.
14:36That was full of construct-o-matic parts.
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14:42♪ ♪ ♪
14:44Whoa!
14:46Talk about your growth spurt.
14:48Construct-o-matic
14:50is self-constructing.
14:52This was a fine mess
14:54I un-macerated myself into.
14:56My new toy was supposed to wipe out
14:58boredom. Instead,
15:00it wiped out my clean-up job
15:02and was about to wipe out my toys, too.
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15:08♪ ♪ ♪
15:10Ugh!
15:12Things were looking pretty bad.
15:14Not only did I have to clean up
15:16without the help of my construct-o-matic,
15:18I had to stop the new-improved fun machine
15:20from making more of a mess.
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15:24♪ ♪ ♪
15:26And some good old
15:28un-improved toys.
15:30Whoa!
15:32Whoa!
15:34♪ ♪ ♪
15:36Ugh!
15:38Ugh!
15:40Whoa-ho!
15:42Good thing I still have
15:44a good old grappling hook.
15:46Another fine mess
15:48you've gotten yourself into.
15:50But not as fine
15:52a mess as that.
15:54Aww.
15:56Where's it going?
15:58Upstairs.
16:00There's a whole new mess
16:02to make up there.
16:04Hey.
16:06This is a job
16:08for Stealth Shrinks,
16:10the agent so secret you don't know he's there.
16:12He can build a rocket ship
16:14with paper clips and chewing gum
16:16and stuff a construct-o-matic with his bare hands.
16:18Yee-haw!
16:20Ha-ha!
16:22I knew doing laundry
16:24could be fun with a fresh scrubbed attitude.
16:26Launch pad to Houston.
16:28Uh, we have ignition.
16:32The T-shirt has landed.
16:34Whoa!
16:36Yuck.
16:38Wrong tube and more mess.
16:40Toss it in the basket.
16:42I'm a washing machine over here.
16:44Ha-ha!
16:46A washing machine.
16:48You're sure having fun.
16:50I imagine I am.
16:54How's your construct-o-matic cleaning coming?
16:56Uh, I've got a few
16:58bugs to work out.
17:00Like figuring out how to tube
17:02myself upstairs.
17:04Yee-haw!
17:06Wee-hee!
17:08Oh, oh, oh!
17:12My agent shrink's intuition
17:14tells me the construct-o's around somewhere.
17:16Huh?
17:18Uh-oh.
17:20The unmacerator's already gotten its claws into my stuff.
17:22Hey!
17:24What's the deal
17:26with unmaking my bed?
17:30Whoa!
17:32Whoa!
17:38Let's see.
17:40A good door
17:42needs a good window.
17:48Picky upper.
17:50And a good crane
17:52needs a good picky upper.
17:54Vroom!
17:56Vroom!
17:58Uh!
18:00Uh!
18:02Uh!
18:04Uh!
18:10Huh?
18:12Ah! The latch!
18:16And George Shrinks is safe at home.
18:18But my home sure isn't safe.
18:20Not as long as the unmacerator's
18:22out macerating.
18:24All right, Agent Shrinks.
18:26Are you going to be outsmarted by that
18:28bucket of bolts?
18:30I don't think so.
18:32It's time for plan B.
18:34Whatever that is.
18:40Excellent
18:42color choice, Junior.
18:46If the unmacerator
18:48wants to chase toys, let's keep it busy.
18:50Really busy.
18:52Wind like
18:54the wind, boys!
18:56The construct-o-matic
18:58was turning out to be even more fun
19:00than I'd hoped, but for all
19:02the wrong reasons.
19:04I never expected to have such a blast
19:06trying to stop it from messing up my toys,
19:08but I had to admit,
19:10I sure wasn't bored anymore.
19:12Ha-ha!
19:14Here goes the last one!
19:24The old construct-o-matic
19:26already has a few screws loose.
19:28It's time to get
19:30to work.
19:32The old construct-o-matic
19:34already has a few screws loose.
19:36It's time to get
19:38to work.
19:42Nice work, Junior.
19:44You wanted a crane?
19:46Now you have one.
19:48Is it everything you imagined?
19:50Junior, crane.
19:52Here's the key.
19:54Take it out for a spin.
19:56Vroom!
19:58Vroom!
20:02Ah!
20:04What is it, Junior?
20:06Something wrong?
20:08Dumpy thing.
20:10You're right.
20:12You do need a dumpy thing.
20:14I mean, dumpster.
20:16Here's the key.
20:18Take it out for a spin.
20:20Vroom!
20:22Vroom!
20:24I mean, dumpster.
20:26The construct-o-matic
20:28might be new and improved,
20:30but it's no match for Agent Shrinks
20:32and his good old toys.
20:34Maybe I spoke too soon.
20:48How am I going to track him now?
20:54Excuse me, Ernesto.
20:56I've got to catch the last train to Missville.
21:04Yee-haw!
21:06Time to stop un-messing around.
21:24Whoa!
21:26No way!
21:34Here we go!
21:36Loop-dee-loop!
21:42If the train can't catch him,
21:44we'll just have to do this another way.
21:46Let's go!
21:48Let's go!
21:50Let's go!
21:52Let's do this another way.
21:54Perfect.
21:56Time to take the plunge.
22:04Ha! Gotcha!
22:10Just a little closer.
22:22Nothing derails my trusty old train.
22:42Ha-ha! Two can play that game.
22:52Now that's what I call a fun machine.
22:56Looks like Orion's belt is sagging.
23:00Add that to the fix-it list.
23:02Whoa!
23:08He's flown the coop.
23:10Have no fear.
23:12George, my boy Shrinks is on his tail.
23:14It's time to stop messing around.
23:18Junior!
23:20Junior!
23:22The emissarator!
23:36Messetator.
23:38We got him now, little buddy.
23:40Good work, Junior.
23:42Good thing I had my good old superplane.
23:46Best toy in the whole world.
23:48Well, next to the Junior crane, maybe.
23:54I guess with the right mindset,
23:56you can make fun out of practically nothing at all.
23:58Hey, what's all the racket out here?
24:00Say, you didn't finally find a way
24:02to beat your boredom, did you, George?
24:04Bored?
24:06How can anyone beat their boredom?
24:08Junior crane, help?
24:10Sure, if you want to.
24:12We'll make a game of it.
24:14Yeah!
24:16Now that's the right mindset.
24:18Oh, George, I was having such a blast
24:20with the laundry today.
24:22I even tried my hand at it.
24:24I'm sure you'll like it.
24:26I'm sure you'll like it.
24:28I'm sure you'll like it.
24:30I'm sure you'll like it.
24:32I'm sure you'll like it.
24:34I'm sure you'll like it.
24:36First day of laundry.
24:38I even tried my hand at a little ironing.
24:46Thanks, Dad.
24:48Now let's get cleaning.
24:50Finally.
24:52The Constructomatic was safely back in its boxes,
24:54I was sure I'd have a lot of
24:56fun with it someday.
24:58But for now, I had something
25:00even more fun to do.
25:02We were cleaning up the house
25:04One toy at a time.
25:14I have to admit, it wasn't boring at all.
25:17As a matter of fact, in the...
25:20end, it was more fun than I ever imagined.
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