Brady Brides The Brady Girls Get Married 1981
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00:00:00Here's the story of a lovely lady, who was bringing up three very lovely girls, all of them that hair of gold, like their mother, the youngest one in the world.
00:00:17Here's the story of a man named Brady, who was busy with three boys of his own, they were four men living all together, yet they were all alone.
00:00:31Till the one day when the lady met this fellow, and they knew that it was much more than a hunch, that this group must somehow form a family, that's the way we all became the Brady Bunch, the Brady Bunch, the Brady Bunch, that's the way we became the Brady Bunch.
00:02:01I'm coming. Mike, I'm sorry.
00:02:14Don't you mind if I come in?
00:02:16I don't know what's wrong with me.
00:02:18Well, you're still in a funk, you haven't said five words since we left Cindy off to college.
00:02:22Well, I did, too. I said six words. Cindy's not our little baby anymore. Mike, it's just so hard to accept. Cindy in college?
00:02:32I know, honey, but you've got to face that. Cindy is 18 years old, she's all grown up. All six of the kids are.
00:02:39Yeah, no more lunches to make, no carpools, no music lessons, no ballet classes, oh, no Little League, no Cub Scouts, no Brownies, no Girl Scouts, no Boy Scouts. I'm an unemployed mother.
00:02:50You've got to look on the bright side of it. Now we've got some time to ourselves. What about that cruise we've always been threatening to take? Let's take it. We can start enjoying a brand new life.
00:03:01You're right.
00:03:02Sure I am.
00:03:03We can go away weekends whenever we like. No more, Mom, can you help me with my algebra? Or can I get a lift to the bowling alley?
00:03:10Oh, Mike, it'll be wonderful.
00:03:12Our lives will be ours.
00:03:14It'll be great.
00:03:15Terrific.
00:03:16Oh, Mike.
00:03:17What?
00:03:18Oh.
00:03:48Hi, Phillip.
00:03:49Hi, Jan.
00:03:50Uh, listen, I'd better get my jacket or we'll never get to the concert.
00:03:55Hold on.
00:03:56Is it cold, Al?
00:03:57No.
00:03:58Okay.
00:03:59All right, I'll get it.
00:04:00Bye-bye.
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00:04:20All set.
00:04:21What's so funny?
00:04:22You look like you're proposing.
00:04:28Funny?
00:04:29You should mention that.
00:04:31You mean, you really are proposing?
00:04:34You're really proposing?
00:04:38You aren't to me?
00:04:42You're the only girl in the room.
00:04:47Well?
00:04:49Can I think about it?
00:04:51Oh, sure.
00:04:53How long do you need?
00:04:54About three seconds.
00:04:55One, two, three, yes!
00:04:56Yes!
00:04:57Yes!
00:04:58Oh!
00:04:59Oh!
00:05:00Oh!
00:05:02Oh!
00:05:03You want...
00:05:05Go ahead!
00:05:07I want to see if you've missed anything.
00:05:18No.
00:05:20No.
00:05:23Rest!
00:05:25Uh, enough talking.
00:05:29Do you want me?
00:05:31Oh, it's Jan and Philip! Come on in, kids.
00:05:35Hi, Dad.
00:05:36Hi.
00:05:37Sorry to drop over without calling.
00:05:39Oh, don't be silly. We weren't doing anything important.
00:05:42You don't consider reruns of Gilligan's Island important?
00:05:45Well, watch out. Go ahead.
00:05:52Mr. Brady.
00:05:53Philip. We've known each other, what, two years?
00:05:57How many times have I asked you to call me Mike?
00:06:00Well, I'm a little old-fashioned, Mr. Brady.
00:06:03I still call teachers Mr. and Miss, and I've been a teacher myself for three years.
00:06:06Are you uncomfortable calling me Mike?
00:06:08Well, yes, I am.
00:06:11But how about Dad?
00:06:17Dad?
00:06:18I think I'd better sit down.
00:06:21Shh.
00:06:28In accordance with tradition, I'm supposed to ask the father for his daughter's hand.
00:06:38And you're asking her.
00:06:40Yes, sir, I'm asking.
00:06:45Well, I...
00:06:46Dad, it's not like Philip's the eighth guy I've brought in here this week.
00:06:50Now, honey, could we talk about this for just a minute?
00:06:53Oh, sure. I think I'll find another room.
00:06:55Thank you, Philip.
00:06:57Philip, there's coffee in the kitchen.
00:07:00Oh, okay.
00:07:05I don't understand this. I thought you'd be thrilled.
00:07:07I thought you liked Philip.
00:07:09We do. We love Philip. You know that.
00:07:12Oh, well, then what's the problem?
00:07:14I'm on my own. Philip and I have known each other for a long time.
00:07:17You like him. I love him.
00:07:19Honey, it isn't that. It's just that...
00:07:22Well, Marcia...
00:07:24Marcia? What's Marcia got to do with me? With my wedding?
00:07:27Nothing, but it's...
00:07:28Jan, sweetheart, this is all happening so fast. You have to understand.
00:07:32You want me to get married after Marcia?
00:07:35Just because she's the oldest?
00:07:37I can't believe it.
00:07:39Well, now, we didn't say that, Jan.
00:07:41That's always how it was with me and Marcia.
00:07:43Doesn't anything ever change?
00:07:49Well, all I hear all day long at school is how great Marcia is at this
00:07:53or how wonderful Marcia did that.
00:07:55Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
00:07:57Now, sweetheart...
00:07:59All those awards staring me in the face was just too much.
00:08:01I'm tired of being in Marcia's shadow all the time.
00:08:04Now, Jan, you're not in anybody's shadow.
00:08:07Well, Marcia's three years older than you.
00:08:10I love Philip, and I want to marry him.
00:08:13Marcia's my sister, and I love her, too.
00:08:15But it's not my fault that she didn't get married first.
00:08:18Honey, that isn't what we meant to say.
00:08:20You caught us off guard. Sure you have our permission.
00:08:22And our blessings.
00:08:23Yes, and our blessings.
00:08:24Thank you.
00:08:25Congratulations, sweetheart.
00:08:27Can we talk about the wedding arrangements later?
00:08:29Sure.
00:08:30Sure.
00:08:32Come on out, Philip. It's all over.
00:08:35All over? Oh, no.
00:08:37I meant the discussion.
00:08:40Oh, you wanted her hand, you got it.
00:08:43After the wedding, you get everything else.
00:08:45Oh, Dad.
00:08:47All the allergies, the overdrafts, and the flat tires.
00:08:53Congratulations, Philip.
00:08:56Thanks, Mrs. Brady.
00:08:58Mom, thanks, Mr. Dad.
00:09:01Dad.
00:09:03Now it's to my folks.
00:09:04Great. I hope they'll be even happier.
00:09:10I don't think we handled that too well.
00:09:12No, honey.
00:09:13Kids in love always have trouble with their parents.
00:09:15No.
00:09:16Remember that rainy night?
00:09:18Must have been 3 o'clock in the morning.
00:09:20We were in the car.
00:09:21Dad came out with a flashlight and caught us in the backseat.
00:09:24Do you remember?
00:09:26No, that wasn't me.
00:09:29Oh.
00:09:40Mind if I sit down?
00:09:44Parlez-vous English?
00:09:46I'm sorry. Are you speaking to me?
00:09:48Oh, well, if you're sorry, I'll just take my tray to another table.
00:09:51No, that's not what I meant. Sit down.
00:09:53Only for lunch. When I'm finished, that's it.
00:09:56Oh, I'm gone.
00:09:59Could you pass me the salt, please?
00:10:01Oh, no.
00:10:02Oh, no.
00:10:03Oh, no.
00:10:04Oh, no.
00:10:05Oh, no.
00:10:06Oh, no.
00:10:07Oh, no.
00:10:08Could you pass me the salt, please?
00:10:11Thanks.
00:10:13How about the pepper?
00:10:16Thanks.
00:10:18Sugar?
00:10:21How about a napkin?
00:10:25Another napkin?
00:10:28How about your silverware, your credit cards, and your shoes?
00:10:32Got your attention, didn't I?
00:10:34Yes, you did.
00:10:35If I can venture an opinion, your body may be sitting here,
00:10:38but your mind is sitting in an entirely different restaurant.
00:10:41Do you have a problem?
00:10:43No.
00:10:44Sometimes you can solve a problem by confiding in a perfect stranger.
00:10:48Now, I may not be perfect, but I am a stranger.
00:10:51It's not really a problem. It's more of a family situation.
00:10:54Oh.
00:10:55Well, Cain and Abel started as a family situation.
00:10:58It's kind of personal.
00:11:00Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:11:02I don't mean to intrude.
00:11:06You see, my younger sister Jan came home to tell my folks that she wants to marry Philip.
00:11:09Philip's a great guy. He's an assistant science professor at a junior college.
00:11:12Jan loves him. I love him. So do Greg, Peter, Bobby, and Cindy.
00:11:15Everybody loves Philip, but that's not the problem at all.
00:11:17You see, Jan believes that Mom and Dad think that since she's younger than me,
00:11:20that I should get married first, which really has no bearing on anything.
00:11:23Mom and Dad tried to convince her and said okay to Jan's marriage,
00:11:26but that still hasn't made it any easier.
00:11:27That's why it's a problem, and I'm in the middle,
00:11:29even though I'm the oldest, except for Greg.
00:11:32Understand?
00:11:33This much.
00:11:35What you're telling me is that your parents feel the oldest daughter should get married first,
00:11:39and you're the oldest.
00:11:40Right.
00:11:41It's a little old-fashioned, but there's a simple solution.
00:11:44You get married first, then there's no problem with your sister, Jan.
00:11:48No, but there's a problem with me.
00:11:50Jan's going to be married in a couple of months, and I'm not even going with anybody.
00:11:54So who am I going to marry?
00:11:57How about me?
00:11:59What?
00:12:00Well, it's the least I could do to prevent a problem in your family.
00:12:04Be happy I sat here.
00:12:05You'll be marrying one of those two guys over there.
00:12:09I'm sorry.
00:12:10I make it a policy not to marry on the first date.
00:12:12We won't get married now.
00:12:13You see, you just accept the proposal now.
00:12:15We'll get married in a few weeks, before Jan.
00:12:18I don't even know your name.
00:12:20Interesting.
00:12:21It's progress.
00:12:22It's Wally Logan.
00:12:23Marsha Brady.
00:12:24For now.
00:12:26You don't know anything about me.
00:12:28Well, what do I have to know?
00:12:30You're beautiful, and you're bright, concerned about your family,
00:12:35sensitive to your sister's feelings.
00:12:37You're easy to talk to.
00:12:39You've got a good sense of humor, and you hardly eat anything at all.
00:12:43I don't eat anything.
00:12:44You don't?
00:12:45No.
00:12:46You don't?
00:12:47No.
00:12:48You've got a good sense of humor, and you hardly eat anything at all.
00:12:52You know what I think?
00:12:55I think I've been looking for you all my life.
00:12:59You know what I think?
00:13:01What?
00:13:02I think there's two guys in white coats looking for you.
00:13:05Bye-bye.
00:13:11Bye-bye.
00:13:12Bye-bye.
00:13:33There are 11 Marsha Bradys in the phone book,
00:13:37and I had to send flowers to all of them.
00:13:42The least you could do is meet me for lunch tomorrow.
00:13:45Wally.
00:13:47Wally.
00:13:56Afraid I wouldn't show, huh?
00:13:58No, I was afraid you would.
00:14:01Oh, did you get my flowers?
00:14:03Yes.
00:14:04Did you really send them to all those Marsha Bradys?
00:14:07No.
00:14:09I asked a cashier here. She knew where you worked.
00:14:11I got your address from your company.
00:14:13It got you here, didn't it?
00:14:15Only to thank you for the flowers.
00:14:17I didn't want to embarrass you by having you wait around all day.
00:14:20I would have, too.
00:14:26Your card said that you worked for the Tyler Toy Company.
00:14:29Are you a toy salesman?
00:14:30No, I'm a real salesman.
00:14:32I just sell toys.
00:14:34I'll bet you've played with plenty of Tyler toys.
00:14:36How about Snoozy Suzy?
00:14:38Snoozy Suzy?
00:14:39That was my favorite doll.
00:14:41You pull a cord and it sang a chorus of lullabies
00:14:43and it put itself to sleep.
00:14:45First one eye closed, then the other eye closed,
00:14:48and then it snored.
00:14:50Snoozy Suzy does not snore.
00:14:52Mine did. It went...
00:14:55It's not supposed to. Malfunction.
00:14:57I'll get you a new one.
00:14:59Let's not talk shop. Let's talk marriage.
00:15:01Now, I told my folks about you.
00:15:03Have you told your folks about me?
00:15:04No.
00:15:05Well, tell them.
00:15:06They wouldn't believe me.
00:15:07Well, tell them.
00:15:08And meet me back here at the end of the day.
00:15:10Well, I couldn't, even if I wanted to.
00:15:12I'm working late on some designs for a fashion show, Wally.
00:15:22Lorraine, try on the other one.
00:15:28Is Marsha Brady here?
00:15:30I'm sorry. These are private rooms back here.
00:15:34Reginald Finsterwald, State Clothing Commission.
00:15:39Now, Marsha Brady.
00:15:41Uh, Marsha's over there.
00:15:43Thank you.
00:15:44Sorry.
00:15:49Marsha?
00:15:51Wally, what are you doing...
00:15:52Reginald Finsterwald, State Clothing Commission.
00:15:55I'm here to inspect hemline standards.
00:15:59I have work to do.
00:16:00We all have got our jobs to do, lady.
00:16:04What can I do to make you go away?
00:16:06Go out with me Saturday night.
00:16:07That's blackmail.
00:16:08It's either that or I close this place down.
00:16:19Okay.
00:16:20You win, Mr. Finsterwald.
00:16:33Okay.
00:17:03I'm glad I took that job at the real estate office.
00:17:31It's helped me forget that Jan hasn't called for a while.
00:17:34She hasn't called for a week.
00:17:36Eight days, eleven hours, and four minutes.
00:17:39All we did was mention Marsha.
00:17:41And Jan jumped to conclusions.
00:17:43Can't say I blame her.
00:17:44Jan comes over here with the biggest news of her life and we blew it.
00:17:48You're right.
00:17:49We should have lit fireworks and we fizzled.
00:17:52You know what, honey?
00:17:53What?
00:17:54I think we should phone her and tell her that.
00:17:56Okay.
00:17:57Oh, here.
00:18:02It's Jan.
00:18:06Dad, I'm sorry.
00:18:08What?
00:18:09I didn't even give you and Mom a chance to say anything.
00:18:12Oh, Mom, I know you both want what's good for me and I behave like a jerk.
00:18:16Make that two jerks.
00:18:18That unanimous.
00:18:19Honey, we couldn't be happier for you and Phillip.
00:18:21We love you both.
00:18:22If you have a sweetheart, we were behaving like parents.
00:18:24I love you.
00:18:25Can I call Phillip and have him come over?
00:18:27We have a few things we want to discuss with you.
00:18:30Invitations?
00:18:31Guest list?
00:18:32Caterers?
00:18:33Call him.
00:18:34Call him.
00:18:35The sooner the better.
00:18:36Phillip is fast.
00:18:43Hi.
00:18:44Dad, this is Wally Logan.
00:18:46Hello, Wally.
00:18:47Hello, Mr. Brady.
00:18:48Nice to meet you.
00:18:51Wally, this is my mother.
00:18:53Hello, Mrs. Brady.
00:18:55Hi.
00:18:56Sorry to have dropped in without calling.
00:18:58The last time I heard anybody say that, Jan told us she was getting married.
00:19:06I think I'd better sit down.
00:19:10Mr. and Mrs. Brady, you don't know me too well.
00:19:14We've never seen you before in our lives.
00:19:17You trust Marsha, don't you?
00:19:19Yes.
00:19:20And you've taught her to be careful about making important decisions?
00:19:23Yes.
00:19:24How long have you two known each other?
00:19:28Seven days.
00:19:30Seven wonderful days.
00:19:32Right.
00:19:35It's quality, not quantity.
00:19:37Wait a second.
00:19:38If you have a second.
00:19:41Are you telling me that you met and decided to get married in seven days?
00:19:44Wonderful or not?
00:19:46Mom, you told me you knew you were in love with Dad in less than a week.
00:19:49But that was different.
00:19:51I was older. I already had children.
00:19:53Surely you don't want us to have children first.
00:19:57Just a little touch of humor.
00:20:01I really love him.
00:20:04I didn't think I would.
00:20:06But I do.
00:20:08So will you once you get to know him.
00:20:10We would like to get to know him.
00:20:12We sure would.
00:20:15What about the future? Have you had any time to think about that?
00:20:17We both work.
00:20:18Wally has a great job as a representative for Tyler Toys.
00:20:22Mom, do you remember my Snoozy Suzy doll, the one that sang itself to sleep first?
00:20:25One eye closed and then the other eye closed.
00:20:28It's not that way.
00:20:31Wally, what do your parents think?
00:20:34They think we're just as crazy as you do.
00:20:36At least he comes from a good home.
00:20:38We know that this is all very sudden.
00:20:41But Marsha and I are adults.
00:20:44We love each other and we want to get married.
00:20:48But we won't do it unless we have your consent.
00:20:50I think I better sit down.
00:20:52You are sitting down.
00:20:55Well?
00:20:56Well?
00:20:59Well.
00:21:02Well.
00:21:08Well.
00:21:13Congratulations.
00:21:17Now that's progress.
00:21:20Philip was grading papers he wanted to finish and come over tomorrow.
00:21:23Hi, Marsha. Have I got news?
00:21:25Who's your friend?
00:21:27He's more than a friend, Jan.
00:21:29Apparently.
00:21:30Marsha, you and Jan, we'll start from the beginning.
00:21:33The wedding is on.
00:21:34I know.
00:21:35Mine.
00:21:36What?
00:21:38Jan, Wally Logan, I'm marrying your sister.
00:21:44Oh, Marsha, that's great.
00:21:47Oh, Marsha, that's wonderful.
00:21:49Both of us getting married at the same time.
00:21:53The same day.
00:21:54Yeah.
00:21:56Wait a second.
00:21:57Nobody said anything about same time or same day.
00:22:00Nobody said no.
00:22:03Well, don't look at me.
00:22:16Good morning, Barry.
00:22:19Hi, Betty.
00:22:20Lee.
00:22:21Mr. Richards.
00:22:22Congratulate me.
00:22:25Congratulations.
00:22:26You've just sold your first house.
00:22:31Better than that.
00:22:32Oh, two houses.
00:22:35No, two daughters.
00:22:37You sold your two daughters?
00:22:43Paging Dr. Brady.
00:22:45Dr. Greg Brady.
00:22:51Oh, Dr. Brady, there's a phone call for you.
00:22:53Thanks, Maria.
00:22:56This is Dr. Brady.
00:22:57Hello, Greg.
00:22:59Mom.
00:23:00Anything wrong?
00:23:01Oh, no, nothing's wrong.
00:23:02I just have such wonderful news I had to call.
00:23:05You're lucky you caught me.
00:23:07I'm just about to make rounds.
00:23:09How would you like to come to a double wedding?
00:23:11Great.
00:23:12As long as it's not mine.
00:23:14Marsha and Jan are both getting married at the same time.
00:23:17Fantastic.
00:23:19I know how busy you are, Greg,
00:23:20but it wouldn't be the same if their big brother wasn't there.
00:23:22I'll manage somehow, Mom.
00:23:24The first wedding of the Bradys.
00:23:26I remember Marsha's first date.
00:23:44Come on.
00:24:05I want to know all about it.
00:24:07Who the guys are, when it's going to be.
00:24:09Marsha's fiance is Wally Logan.
00:24:11She just met him and they decided to get married
00:24:13in seven days.
00:24:14Well, you know Phillip.
00:24:15He and Jan have been thinking about it for some time.
00:24:17Dr. Brady, they need you next right away.
00:24:22Well, they decided to get together
00:24:23and have the double wedding.
00:24:24Fantastico.
00:24:26Congratulations.
00:24:27Felicidades.
00:24:28Buena suerte.
00:24:32Thank you.
00:24:44Mom, this is embarrassing.
00:24:46I mean, I enlisted in the Air Force for a while
00:24:48so I can decide what to do with the rest of my life.
00:24:50A seemingly mature decision.
00:24:52And over the PA, all the guys hear,
00:24:54Airman Brady, your mommy's calling.
00:24:57Mom, give me a break.
00:24:59I'm sorry, Peter, but this is important.
00:25:01Important?
00:25:02Marsha and Jan are getting married
00:25:04in a double ceremony to two great guys.
00:25:06No, no, go on.
00:25:08Really?
00:25:09So Phillip finally popped the question, huh?
00:25:13But Marsha doesn't even have a boyfriend.
00:25:15Who's she marrying?
00:25:16His name is Wally Logan.
00:25:17It was a whirlwind romance.
00:25:19We hardly know him ourselves.
00:25:21Mom, that is terrific.
00:25:28My sisters are getting married, sir.
00:25:35Peter?
00:25:43Okay, Mom, I'm back.
00:25:44So when's the wedding?
00:25:45We don't know exactly.
00:25:46There's so many friends and relatives to consider.
00:25:48Okay, when you work it out,
00:25:49give me a call so I can arrange for leave, all right?
00:25:51Roger.
00:25:56Hello.
00:25:58Hey, cool it, you guys, will ya?
00:26:01Yeah.
00:26:03Marsha and Jan, both of them?
00:26:05Right, Bobby.
00:26:06And naturally, we want you at the wedding.
00:26:08Well, when is the wedding?
00:26:10And naturally, we want you at the wedding.
00:26:12Well, when is it?
00:26:13Soon, we don't know exactly.
00:26:15Well, it doesn't matter, I'll be there.
00:26:17Unless I drop out of college, sign a big league contract,
00:26:20and make it to the World Series all in the next month.
00:26:23Oh, Bobby.
00:26:24Goodbye.
00:26:27Marsha and Jan getting married on the same day?
00:26:30Oh, Mom, a double wedding.
00:26:32That's fabulous.
00:26:33How does that make you feel, Cindy?
00:26:36Like an old maid.
00:26:37Well, you just stay single for a while.
00:26:40Well, there is this guy.
00:26:42Cindy.
00:26:43Just kidding, Mom, just kidding.
00:26:46What's Wally like?
00:26:47Oh, well, he's just as nice a guy as Phillip,
00:26:49but they're as different as can be.
00:26:51Well, what does he look like?
00:26:52Oh, he's cute and adorable.
00:26:54You'll be able to recognize him.
00:26:55He'll be the one marrying Marsha.
00:26:57Wally, we have to get organized.
00:26:59We gotta get invitations,
00:27:00and we need a list of all of the guests.
00:27:02Couldn't we just have an open wedding?
00:27:03You know, put up signs on telephone poles?
00:27:06You haven't lost a puppy.
00:27:08You found a wife.
00:27:10I sure have.
00:27:12And besides, I've already told my apartment manager
00:27:14that I'm moving out.
00:27:16Oh, then you mean you're, uh,
00:27:17really gonna go through with this, huh?
00:27:20You can't back out now, Buster.
00:27:23I wouldn't want to.
00:27:36Believe me, I've never seen her before in my life.
00:27:40Uh, really?
00:27:42Here we go.
00:27:44Here's your copy of the people I think we should invite.
00:27:46As you can see, it's all alphabetized.
00:27:48Uh-huh.
00:27:49What do little carrots by the names mean?
00:27:50Vegetarians.
00:27:52You think of everything.
00:27:54You're so practical.
00:27:56Please don't call me practical.
00:27:58Dull people are practical.
00:28:00I'm not dull, therefore I'm not practical.
00:28:03I simply try to examine everything from all sides.
00:28:06What about me?
00:28:08Did you try to examine me from all sides?
00:28:10Naturally.
00:28:12It was the only practical thing to do.
00:28:15Now, here's your copy of the, uh,
00:28:18list of songs for the reception.
00:28:20As you can see, it's alphabetized, too.
00:28:22Uh-huh.
00:28:23And these letters, F and S.
00:28:25Fast and slow.
00:28:26Exactly.
00:28:28Is there anything you haven't thought of?
00:28:30Yes.
00:28:33I haven't thought of any way that we can afford
00:28:35a big, beautiful apartment after we're married.
00:28:37Oh, honey, it doesn't matter.
00:28:39I mean, I can move into your place,
00:28:40or you can move into my place.
00:28:42Well, that's 820 or 775.
00:28:44Dollars?
00:28:45No, square feet.
00:28:47My apartment's 45 square feet larger,
00:28:49so I suggest we move into my place after the wedding.
00:28:51Agreed.
00:28:53And now, about the wedding night.
00:28:55If you pull out a list of alphabetized activities,
00:28:58I'm gonna give you such a hit.
00:29:01That's...
00:29:02I did have a few things written down.
00:29:04What?
00:29:05No, no, no, no.
00:29:11Well, what do you think?
00:29:13I love the invitation I got to Barbara's wedding.
00:29:15It had a Picasso abstract design.
00:29:17That sounds terrific to me.
00:29:19An invitation that's contemporary and current.
00:29:21With old English lettering.
00:29:23Now, that's really a traditional invitation.
00:29:26Maybe with a quote from Shakespeare.
00:29:28Or George Bernard.
00:29:30Springsteen, Bruce Springsteen.
00:29:32That would be perfect music for the wedding.
00:29:34And maybe we can have an electric guitar.
00:29:36That'll be perfect with...
00:29:38A cello, violin, and flute.
00:29:40I love that kind of music, too.
00:29:42That sound goes so well with...
00:29:44Guacamole and chips.
00:29:46Right.
00:29:47That sets the mood for Mexican food.
00:29:49Like...
00:29:50Beef wellington and spinach souffle.
00:29:52That's very traditional, too.
00:29:54Like my beautiful long veil.
00:29:56I like the idea of lace cuffs,
00:29:58maybe on a sleeveless dress.
00:30:00That should look terrific with me
00:30:02and my Greek shirt and sandals.
00:30:04Top hat and tails.
00:30:06Sounds good to me.
00:30:08Sounds good to me.
00:30:09Sounds good to me.
00:30:10Sounds good to me.
00:30:21Avril Van Owen.
00:30:23Oh, yes, that's the friend of Philip and Jan's.
00:30:25Just put them at their table.
00:30:27Okay.
00:30:29David Gilbert.
00:30:31Who's David Gilbert?
00:30:33It's gotta be a friend of Wally's.
00:30:37Julie Sullivan.
00:30:39Coming!
00:30:41Julie Sullivan.
00:30:45David Gilbert.
00:30:47Gilbert and Sullivan.
00:30:51Gilbert and Sullivan.
00:30:53The laundering minstrel.
00:30:57Coming!
00:31:03Alice.
00:31:05Mrs. Brady.
00:31:09Oh, I'm so happy
00:31:11you could make it here for the weddings.
00:31:13Oh, Mrs. Brady.
00:31:15I have never been so happy in my life.
00:31:23Alice.
00:31:25Alice, stop crying.
00:31:27You're getting the skirt all wet.
00:31:29But this is the room
00:31:31where you were a little girl,
00:31:33where you used to play,
00:31:35leave your toys scattered all over
00:31:37and wrote on the wall in crayon
00:31:39and never picked anything up.
00:31:41Whatever happened to that sweet little girl?
00:31:43Alice, everybody grows up.
00:31:45I know, but you and Jan
00:31:47getting ma-ma-married.
00:31:50Hello, girls.
00:31:52Hi, Mom.
00:31:54Oh, that's gonna be nice.
00:31:56Marsha,
00:31:58you even look pretty in a pattern.
00:32:00Oh, here's where I left these.
00:32:02Did you sell any houses today, Mom?
00:32:04Not exactly, but there is an offer
00:32:06in on the Hastings Avenue house.
00:32:08I think it's so great, Mrs. Brady,
00:32:10you working in real estate.
00:32:12Is it hard to sell a house?
00:32:14I don't know. I haven't sold one yet.
00:32:16But you're getting closer.
00:32:18While you're working on the dress,
00:32:20I think I'll go over and meet with the caterers
00:32:22and discuss the arrangements.
00:32:24Great. Besides, I can get a few pointers from Alice.
00:32:26She's practically a new bride herself.
00:32:28New bride? Are you kidding?
00:32:30Sam and I have been married almost four years.
00:32:32I still remember our wedding night.
00:32:34Sam bowled a .226.
00:32:40And now I'm getting married.
00:32:42Mary!
00:32:44Well, I think I'll be going.
00:32:46Have a nice day, Mrs. Brady.
00:32:48Bye. Alice,
00:32:50do me a favor.
00:32:52Try not to drown, Marsha.
00:32:56Oh, that's gonna be so beautiful.
00:32:58Silk, right?
00:33:00Silk crepe de chine with a little silk hat
00:33:02and a short veil. Really modern.
00:33:04It's the newest fashion.
00:33:06Sounds beautiful.
00:33:08Well, designing is my job.
00:33:10I've also designed one for Jan.
00:33:12Hi, Marsha. Alice?
00:33:14Jan!
00:33:20I thought you'd be happy to see me.
00:33:22I've never been so happy in my whole life.
00:33:26If you were any happier, we'd need a rowboat.
00:33:30Isn't the dress beautiful?
00:33:32Yes, it's beautiful.
00:33:34Well, I'm glad you like it, because I've got something for you.
00:33:36Look out for the pins.
00:33:42Lovely. I knew you'd like it.
00:33:46Well?
00:33:48It's not exactly
00:33:50what I had in mind.
00:33:52I was thinking of something a little more traditional.
00:33:54You know, with a lot of lace
00:33:56and a long train.
00:33:58Well, this one is more in keeping with the modern flavor.
00:34:00Who says the wedding has a modern flavor?
00:34:02Jan, Marsha, this is none of my business,
00:34:04but haven't you already talked all this out?
00:34:06Oh, well, Phillip and I just assumed
00:34:08we'd have a traditional, dignified kind of wedding.
00:34:10Molly and I see it a whole different way.
00:34:12We'd like something with flair and style.
00:34:14I refuse to look ridiculous at my own wedding.
00:34:16Great. Now you're seeing it my way.
00:34:18Marsha!
00:34:20Jan.
00:34:22Well, that's what you say, but it is my wedding.
00:34:24Girls, please!
00:34:26It's your wedding. It's my wedding, too, you know.
00:34:28Listen, Marsha, Phillip and I have been talking about this for a long time.
00:34:30Okay, Alice.
00:34:32Who's right?
00:34:34Yeah, who?
00:34:36Your parents.
00:34:38Oh, I hope.
00:34:44Here they are.
00:34:46I'm so glad you and Phillip are getting a chance to meet.
00:34:48And right on time.
00:34:50Come on in.
00:34:52Let's get the introductions over with.
00:34:54We can sit down to Carol Chateaubriand.
00:34:56Wally Logan, Phillip Covington.
00:34:58Nice to meet you. May I call you Wallace?
00:35:00Wally's fine. Okay, Philly?
00:35:02Well, Phillip is preferred, but Phil is possible,
00:35:04but Philly, no, never.
00:35:06We've asked you here for a couple of reasons.
00:35:08First of all, you haven't met,
00:35:10and second, we understand you seem to be having
00:35:12a difference of opinion about the wedding.
00:35:14Dad, we know you're trying to help,
00:35:16but we're not kids anymore.
00:35:18We have to work things out for ourselves.
00:35:20However, your father's right.
00:35:22It's best to present all the facts.
00:35:24It's kind of like the announcement
00:35:26of the trumpeter's swan to rival males.
00:35:28Yes.
00:35:30I never thought of it quite that way.
00:35:32Is he serious?
00:35:34Always.
00:35:36Now, let's all sit down and talk it out.
00:35:38Come on.
00:35:40Remember, now, what's important is the weddings.
00:35:42Now, we want you two couples
00:35:44to like each other and get along.
00:35:46Well, they want chamber music,
00:35:48violins and cellos.
00:35:50We never said chamber music.
00:35:52They want rock and roll.
00:35:54We never said rock and roll.
00:35:56They said top hats and tails.
00:35:58We did not.
00:36:00They said open shirts and sandals.
00:36:02That's right, and we want traditional vows.
00:36:04Well, we want to write our own.
00:36:06Hold it, hold it.
00:36:08Can't we compromise?
00:36:10Maybe this is too much of a change,
00:36:12but what about separate weddings?
00:36:14You can do anything you want.
00:36:16Just call me sometime and let me know
00:36:18how it all worked out.
00:36:20Wally, wait!
00:36:22Wally?
00:36:24Mr. and Mrs. Brady, I'm sorry.
00:36:26Good night, Jan.
00:36:28A double wedding isn't such a good idea after all.
00:36:30No, I hate to say this, but maybe Wally was right.
00:36:32You mean you don't want to be part of a double wedding?
00:36:34I don't even know
00:36:36if I want to be part of a single wedding.
00:36:38Philip, wait.
00:36:40Good night,
00:36:42Mr. and Mrs. Brady.
00:36:48What do you think?
00:36:50Well, I usually cry at weddings,
00:36:52but I think I better start right now
00:36:54because I might not get the chance.
00:36:58More coffee?
00:37:00Alice, please sit down.
00:37:02You don't work here anymore.
00:37:04I know, but once I set foot in this kitchen,
00:37:06habit takes over.
00:37:08Besides, worrying about the coffee
00:37:10gives me something to worry about
00:37:12so I don't have to worry about
00:37:14what I'm really worried about.
00:37:16Wally's impulsive.
00:37:18He couldn't mean what he said last night.
00:37:20Oh, that's good to hear.
00:37:22On the other hand, Philip isn't impulsive.
00:37:24He could mean what he said.
00:37:26That's not so good to hear.
00:37:30They're going to come to their senses, aren't they?
00:37:32Sure.
00:37:34You really believe that?
00:37:36No.
00:37:38I was positive Marsha or Jan would call me this morning
00:37:40and say, April Fool, Mom.
00:37:42Would anybody like a cup of coffee?
00:37:44Thanks.
00:37:46I was sure I'd get a call.
00:37:50Oh, I must be out of practice.
00:37:52I'll bet it's Marsha.
00:37:54She never could carry a grudge.
00:37:56Maybe it's Jan.
00:37:58She was always the first to admit she was wrong.
00:38:00You're right. It's probably Jan.
00:38:02She never could stay angry.
00:38:04Maybe you were right the first time.
00:38:06Marsha is more flexible.
00:38:08Remember the time she got so mad?
00:38:10Alice, if we don't answer that phone,
00:38:12we'll never know if it's Jan or Marsha.
00:38:14Hello, Jan.
00:38:16Marsha.
00:38:18Peter.
00:38:20Honey, we didn't expect your call.
00:38:22How are you?
00:38:24I'm okay, Mom, but something awful's come up.
00:38:26Did Greg tell you?
00:38:28Greg? No, no. I found out from my captain.
00:38:30Your captain?
00:38:32How would your captain know?
00:38:34Well, I guess the colonel told him.
00:38:36And the general told him. That's how it works.
00:38:38Peter, I think we might be talking
00:38:40about two different things.
00:38:42Well, I'm talking about flight exercises.
00:38:44The orders just came through.
00:38:46The whole squadron's got to take off in nine days.
00:38:48You too?
00:38:50You mean there might be somebody else who can't make it?
00:38:52That is a possibility.
00:38:54Well, I'm sorry, Mom, but the Air Force has got dibs on me.
00:38:56They got this idea that national security
00:38:58is more important than my sister's wedding.
00:39:00Well, I'll tell Jan and Marsha.
00:39:02I'm sure they're going to be disappointed.
00:39:04Okay, Mom, tell them I'm sorry.
00:39:06Bye.
00:39:14Are you sure they said meet them here?
00:39:16This is Phillip's favorite place.
00:39:18He says the ambience is stimulating.
00:39:20He would.
00:39:22Wally.
00:39:24Wally.
00:39:26Come on.
00:39:28You've got to try to get along.
00:39:30That's the purpose of this meeting.
00:39:32Don't be so stubborn.
00:39:34Honey, I get along with everybody.
00:39:36It's that Phillip. He's the one who's stubborn.
00:39:38Or else he'd agree with me.
00:39:40Please, Wally?
00:39:42Okay. Or as we say in the toy business,
00:39:44let's wind her up and see if it chugga-chugs.
00:39:46Where are they?
00:39:48That's what makes us different.
00:39:50We're always early.
00:39:52Phillip and Jan are always...
00:39:54Right on time.
00:39:56Hi. Hello. How's it going?
00:39:58Phillip.
00:40:00How you doing?
00:40:02Just fine.
00:40:04Uh, should we, uh, order before we talk?
00:40:06Uh, why beat around the bush?
00:40:08Like Phillip says,
00:40:10trumpeter swans lay it all on the table.
00:40:12Not precise.
00:40:14Not acceptable.
00:40:16We could order some wine first.
00:40:18Chugga-chug.
00:40:22Sir, excuse me, pal.
00:40:24You got a wine list?
00:40:28This is our favorite restaurant.
00:40:30No wonder. The ambience is stimulating.
00:40:32Very well put.
00:40:36About last night...
00:40:38Go ahead.
00:40:40Last night we got outside
00:40:42and Phillip and I started to talk.
00:40:44Whether it's your way or our way
00:40:46isn't as important as getting married.
00:40:48That's what we were saying.
00:40:50I mean, why should we let a small difference of opinion
00:40:52stop what we all want?
00:40:54Then we're agreed.
00:40:56Agreed. Agreed.
00:40:58There's a problem. What?
00:41:00We haven't agreed on anything.
00:41:02Why bring up details?
00:41:04We agreed to agree, didn't we?
00:41:06Yeah, at least that's a good starting point.
00:41:11Oh, terrific.
00:41:16Yes.
00:41:18Have you decided?
00:41:20We'll have the cold duck.
00:41:22Which will it be?
00:41:24Kiss.
00:41:28We'll have the cold duck.
00:41:32Does duck go with chicken?
00:41:34Like birds of a feather.
00:41:40Drink.
00:41:50I'm glad we're all friends again.
00:41:52Yes. Friends, friends, friends.
00:41:54And now that we're friends,
00:41:56let's all be relatives.
00:41:58Relatives, relatives, relatives.
00:42:00In vino, veritas.
00:42:02Are you drunk or was that Latin?
00:42:04Maybe a little of both.
00:42:06In Venus, es veritas.
00:42:08Hey, that's it.
00:42:10We'll let the wine decide.
00:42:12I mean the wine bottle.
00:42:14Did you ever play spin the bottle?
00:42:16Sure. Sometimes.
00:42:18Never.
00:42:20Give me the bottle.
00:42:22I'll spin the bottle and whoever it lands on
00:42:24gets to decide the style of the wedding.
00:42:26Great idea. Sounds fair to me.
00:42:28May I see the bottle, please?
00:42:30You don't trust me?
00:42:32Trust the man who gives the world snoozy-soozy?
00:42:38Thank you. Okay, here we go.
00:42:40Who's it gonna be?
00:42:44Here we go.
00:42:46Okay, come on.
00:42:50Yeah!
00:42:56The bottle stopped halfway between us.
00:42:58What do we do now?
00:43:00Good year for wine,
00:43:02bad year for spinning.
00:43:04According to the bottle,
00:43:06the wedding should be half and half.
00:43:08Half and half.
00:43:10Hey!
00:43:12Mom, it's Marsha.
00:43:14Hi. Jan, Phillip, and Wally
00:43:16are with me. If you're still interested
00:43:18in throwing a wedding, we're still interested
00:43:20in having one or two.
00:43:22Oh, that's great.
00:43:24Hi, Mom.
00:43:26It's Jan. Hi, honey.
00:43:28Oh, I'm so happy. Well, what's it gonna be?
00:43:30Traditional or modern?
00:43:32Traditional modern.
00:43:34Or modern traditional.
00:43:36What does that mean?
00:43:38We're not sure yet, but we're sure gonna find out.
00:43:40Bye. Goodbye.
00:43:42Oh, isn't it wonderful?
00:43:44Terrific. We gotta get back
00:43:46to work. All systems are go again.
00:43:48Right.
00:43:50Peter...
00:43:52Peter can't be here.
00:43:54Unless... Mrs. Brady, are you planning to call the Pentagon?
00:43:56Oh, don't be silly, Alice. You know you can't
00:43:58budge the Air Force. What are you
00:44:00planning to budge, then?
00:44:02Not the weddings.
00:44:08Alice, we can't have these weddings without
00:44:10all the children. Well,
00:44:12can we? No, we can't.
00:44:14All right. We have to call all the guests
00:44:16and everyone involved and switch
00:44:18all the plans for everything. But first, we're gonna
00:44:20do something that's even more important.
00:44:22What are we doing, Mrs. Brady?
00:44:24We are going to put Gilbert and Sullivan back together again.
00:44:26A wandering man...
00:44:28Get on. Get on.
00:44:30Get on.
00:44:34All set? And you know what you have to do?
00:44:36The florist, the chairs, the organist.
00:44:38The photographer, the reverend, the cake.
00:44:40All right. Head them up and move them out.
00:44:48This weekend,
00:44:50in order to make it for next
00:44:52weekend, I had to trade duty for 24
00:44:54straight hours. To get to the
00:44:56wedding this weekend, I guess
00:44:58I'll have to trade another shift.
00:45:00But don't worry. I'll be there
00:45:02somehow.
00:45:04Are you serious? Mom,
00:45:06that's the day of the college playoffs.
00:45:08Our game's at 11 o'clock, so how can I get there?
00:45:10I may have to steal home.
00:45:12And I mean steal home.
00:45:14That's the day
00:45:16the drama department's putting on My Fair Lady.
00:45:18Oh, no.
00:45:20Well, honey, is there anything you can do?
00:45:22Well, it's a matinee,
00:45:24Mom, but I'll do me best.
00:45:26Even if I have to hide from
00:45:28Henry Higgins.
00:45:32Bye, George. I think we've got it.
00:45:44Cindy, does it look okay?
00:45:46Beautiful.
00:45:48You know, if you weren't getting married today,
00:45:50there's a couple guys I could fix you up with.
00:45:55How do I look?
00:45:57Classic.
00:45:59Gorgeous.
00:46:01You know, you're one of the two
00:46:03prettiest brides in this whole wedding.
00:46:08Cindy, do we really look okay?
00:46:10For the past
00:46:12half hour, I've told both of you that you look
00:46:14beautiful, radiant, gorgeous,
00:46:16fantastic. If you keep asking,
00:46:18I'll start telling you the truth.
00:46:24Bye.
00:46:40Mom's going to cry again.
00:46:42Mom!
00:46:44Oh, Mom.
00:46:46If you and Alice don't stop
00:46:48crying, we're all going to need snorkels.
00:46:50Thank goodness
00:46:52your understudy took over for you.
00:46:54Come on, girls. We've got to hurry.
00:46:56We haven't got much time.
00:46:58Cindy, I didn't know that you gave up
00:47:00the play and you had the lead.
00:47:02It's no big deal.
00:47:04But if that understudy
00:47:06goes on and becomes a star,
00:47:08I'll never speak to either of you again.
00:47:20Oh.
00:47:26That takes care of that.
00:47:30You shaved off your mustache.
00:47:32I did?
00:47:34Isn't that
00:47:36a little spontaneous?
00:47:38It's my life. It's my lip.
00:47:40I decided
00:47:42if I'm going to start a new life,
00:47:44why not start it with a new lip?
00:47:46That's how I am. When I decide
00:47:48to do something, I do it.
00:47:50Excuse me.
00:47:54Perfect.
00:47:56Now for that added little touch
00:47:58of color.
00:48:00Perfect.
00:48:02Thank you.
00:48:04You need some help
00:48:06with your tie? No, I can manage.
00:48:08I'm used to formal attire.
00:48:10It figures.
00:48:14Hi, guys.
00:48:16Hi.
00:48:18You did shave it off.
00:48:20Marcia told me she said it had to go.
00:48:22You decided to shave it off?
00:48:24All Marcia said was,
00:48:26Wally, about your mustache.
00:48:28Either it goes or I go.
00:48:30But I decided.
00:48:32Hey.
00:48:34You guys look pretty good.
00:48:36But you should see
00:48:38my daughters.
00:48:40According to tradition,
00:48:42the groom isn't supposed to see the bride
00:48:44until after the wedding.
00:48:46Mike, what if I marry the wrong one?
00:48:48I've seen them both. You couldn't.
00:48:50Well, I just stopped by to see
00:48:52how you guys are doing. You nervous?
00:48:54Me? Nervous?
00:48:56Yep.
00:48:58My pulse is a bit rapid, too.
00:49:00Well, can I help? Anything you want to talk about?
00:49:02You mean man to man?
00:49:04Birds and the bees type talk?
00:49:06I didn't think there was anything
00:49:08you needed to know.
00:49:10I teach science, so...
00:49:12You're an iron.
00:49:14Yes, I get the point.
00:49:16Is your whole family here yet, Dad?
00:49:18Uh...
00:49:22There's Peter now.
00:49:34One down, two to go.
00:49:36You know,
00:49:38I kind of like the mustache.
00:49:42Your tie is crooked.
00:49:50Peter, it's so good to have you here.
00:49:52Well, it's not just the weddings, Mom.
00:49:54I wouldn't miss that civilian food for anything.
00:49:58Pete.
00:50:00Hey, Dad.
00:50:02I don't know whether to shake hands or salute.
00:50:04Come on, I got a better idea.
00:50:06How are you, Peter? Oh, I'm fine.
00:50:08Where is everybody? The girls are getting ready.
00:50:10I'm sure they'll get here.
00:50:12They said they'd do everything possible.
00:50:14Aw, they missed the wedding because of me.
00:50:16It's not your fault. All we can do is pray.
00:50:18Well, at least there's a reverend here.
00:50:20Come on, Peter.
00:50:40Five minutes.
00:50:50Five minutes. Bye, Mom.
00:50:52Are you ready, Wally?
00:50:54You bet.
00:50:56It's not too late to back out, son.
00:50:58He's just kidding, Wally.
00:51:00You bet.
00:51:02Mother, Dad,
00:51:04I want you to know I appreciate how great you've been.
00:51:06It's nothing to cry about.
00:51:10I've worked very hard to bring you to this day.
00:51:12I can cry if I want.
00:51:14Well, folks,
00:51:16good luck to all of us.
00:51:18Thanks, Mike.
00:51:20Don't worry, your other children will get here.
00:51:22If I look worried, it's only because I'm worried.
00:51:24Claudia, Philip, Philip.
00:51:26Did they show up yet, Dad?
00:51:28Not yet, not yet. I hope it's soon.
00:51:30Claudia has a good cry schedule.
00:51:32Well, I'm positive they'll be here. Maybe.
00:51:34Thanks a lot.
00:51:36Hi.
00:52:02Attaboy, Bob.
00:52:06Bobby,
00:52:08thank goodness you're here.
00:52:10Sorry, Mom. The game went into extra innings.
00:52:12Oh, nice touch with the shoes, Bob.
00:52:14My cleats! I forgot to take off my cleats.
00:52:18Well, what's important is that you're here.
00:52:20What's important is that we won.
00:52:22If you spit them out of the aisle, you might spike one of the brides.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:26Did you bring a good present?
00:52:32Okay, let's get together.
00:52:34Sit down there.
00:52:56Hi!
00:52:58You all look great.
00:53:00Thank you. So do you.
00:53:02Your brides are supposed to wear white.
00:53:08I was in a real hurry.
00:53:10Great. Glad to see you. Glad you could make it.
00:53:12I'm sorry I'm late, Dad. I got stuck in the delivery room.
00:53:14It was twins.
00:53:16Congratulations.
00:53:18You better get him in there.
00:53:20Come on, Greg.
00:53:24See you later.
00:53:26Greg! I left my bouquet upstairs.
00:53:28Your bouquet?
00:53:32Come on.
00:53:46Oh!
00:53:48Oh!
00:54:00Well, girls,
00:54:02it was one heck of a struggle,
00:54:04but now everything is absolutely perfect.
00:54:18Congratulations!
00:54:22Love you.
00:55:18Oh
00:55:43Alice please be strong
00:55:48I find this ceremony one of the most unusual and one of the happiest at which I've ever
00:56:16officiated. Or should I say, two of the happiest. Phil. Philip. Philip and Jan. Wallace. Wally.
00:56:27Wally and Marsha. You two couples are entering married life in a most joyous fashion, but
00:56:35what better beginning than a double wedding for two beautiful sisters, Marsha and Jan,
00:56:42surrounded by family and friends. I've known both of you girls throughout your lives, and
00:56:48I am privileged indeed to offer my blessings upon this special occasion. Now come together, please.
00:56:59Jan Brady, in accordance with tradition and the law of this state, do you take this man,
00:57:05Philip Covington III, as your lawful wedded husband to love, honor, and cherish in sickness and in
00:57:13health till death do you part? I do. And do you, Philip Covington, take this woman, Jan Brady, as
00:57:25your lawful wedded wife to love, honor, and cherish in sickness and in health till death do you part?
00:57:35I do. Rings, please.
00:57:57You may now kiss the bride.
00:58:05Uh, next.
00:58:18Marsha Brady, I love you with all my heart, and from this day forward, everything I do will be with you, for you, and because of you.
00:58:41Wally Logan, I am proud to be your wife. I will try to make each day a part of our life to love, to remember, and to share. I love you.
00:59:11May I now kiss the bride?
00:59:22That would be a good idea.
00:59:41Wally, Marsha. Wally, Marsha, Philip, and Jan. I now pronounce you husband and wife, and husband and wife.
01:00:12Because you come to me with naught save love, and hold my hand and lift mine eyes above, a wider world of hope and joy I see.
01:00:34Because you come to me.
01:01:04Hey, my brother-in-law.
01:01:25Hey, Mom, can we go over to that?
01:01:26Yes, I'm starving.
01:01:40Ah, it's beautiful.
01:01:47Mike?
01:01:48Hmm?
01:01:49Does that cake bring back memories?
01:01:52Yes, it sure does.
01:01:57There she goes! Fluffy, get over, Fluffy!
01:02:08Mike, thank goodness you saved the cake!
01:02:19Well, we may have started with a disaster, but we sure haven't ended up that way.
01:02:27Yeah, and next Thursday the whole squadron goes on flight exercises.
01:02:30Hey, a camping trip.
01:02:32Bobby, this is the Air Force. Sleeping in tents, hiking.
01:02:35Sounds like fun.
01:02:37Has he always been such a bozo?
01:02:40Ever since I can remember.
01:02:42Hey, guys, no more of that little brother stuff. What I do is important.
01:02:45I just made the game-winning catch today with the bases loaded.
01:02:48Very important.
01:02:50It was. It put our team in the playoffs.
01:02:52I was up against the fence. I had to jump like this.
01:02:59I'll get it!
01:03:03I can get it!
01:03:05I got it!
01:03:16Should we help?
01:03:17No, leave him there.
01:03:21Thanks a lot.
01:03:28Oh, Wally, I'm really sorry.
01:03:32Don't worry about it, buddy. Put her there.
01:03:38Cake's ready, everybody.
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